SECOND TO NONE. Adam, Meldrum & Anderson Co. 396 to 408 Main St.—American Block, HUFPAIJO, X. V. Best and Largest Assortment of Goods in Buffalo. ADAM, MELDRUM & ANDERSON CO., 396-108jMain Street, The American Block. BUFFALO, N. Y | Furniture. I S Everything in stock that goes yj|l to make up a ffl |J first-class Fnr- ||jj niture Store. . iM Will not be nn- |f|! ill der sold by pjj ■ a " yo " e ' ' ' 1 |j Car Pets, || Oil-Cloth, |j: Linoleum, Mattings. || UP IN QUALITY. DOWN IN PRICE. ||! One of the best Sewing Ma- |p Ip chines in the lf|| |j|| wo r1 d, sold ||| here—the Jf> II y | "Domestic." j 1 ~ I | Undertaking | if in an its ' 1 branches V|f promptly H § atlended to - I Ml Yon all know fil , ip the place. HI GEO. J. LABAR,| : THE BIG BRICK STORE, 1 Cor Fourth and Chestnut St. ! i EMPORIUM. PA. ALL SORTS. Foley's Money and Tar contain* no opiates, and will not constipate like nearly all other coujili medicines. Refuse sub stitutes. L. Tapgart. Honesty may be stamped on a man's face and yet leave a very wide margin. Foley's Kidney Cure makes kidneys and bladder right. Don't delay taking. L. Taggart. No man can be more tban half right; the other half is bound to be left. Foley's Kidney Cure if taken in time affords security from all kidney and bladder diseases. L. Taggart. About the freshest things to be found on a farm in summer are city boarders. The surest and safest remedy for kid ney and bladder diseases is Foley's Kidney Cure. L. Taggart. The heart made cold by adversity worms at the touch of sympathy. A Chattanooga Druggist's Statement. Robt. J. Miller, Proprietor of the Read House Drug Store of Chattanooga, Tenn., writes: "There is more merit in Foley's Honey and Tar than in any other coujih syrup. The .calls for it multiply wonderfully and we sell more of it than all other cough syrups combined." L. Taggart. Heaven never helps the man who will not act. „ Pneumonia is Kobbed of Its Terrors. By Foley's Honey and Tar. It stops the racking cou«h and heals and strength ens the lungs. If taken in time it will prevent an attack of pneumonia. Retuse substitutes. L. Taggart. Affection is the broadest basis of a goood life. Dreadiul Attack of Whooping Cough. Mrs. Ellen Ilarlison, of 300 Park Ave., Kansas City, Mo., writes as follows: '•Our two children had a severe attack of whooping cough, one of them in the paroxysm of coughing would often faint and bleed at the nose. We tried every thing we heard 01 without getting relief. We thou called in our family doctor who prescribed Foley's Houcy and Tar. With the very first dose they began to improve and we feel that it has saved their lives." Refuse substitutes. L. Taggart. Keep cool and you command every body. Neglect Means Danger. Don't neglect biliousness and constipa tion. Your health will suffer perma nently if you do. DcWitt's Little Early Risers cure such cases. M. B. Smith, Butternut, Mich., says - 'DeWitt's Little Early Risers are the most satisfactory pills I ever took. Never gripe or cause nausea." R. C. Dodson. The girl who tries to imitate a man is an idiot—but the imitation is often quite true to nature just the same. Deft Deg. For all kinds of sores, burns, bruises, or other wounds DcWitt's Witch Hazel Salve is a sure cure. Skin diseases yield to it at once. Never fails in cases of piles. Cooling and healing. None genuine but DeWitt's. Beware of counterfeits "I suf fered for many years from a sore caused by a gun shot wound in my ' left leg," says A. S. Fuller, English, Ind. "It would not heal and gave me much trouble. I used all kinds of remedies to no purpose until I tried DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve. A few boxes completely cured me." R. C. Dodson. A henpecked husband never developes into a free thinker till his wife goes away on a visit. Saved Many A Time. Don't neglect coughs and colds even if it is spring. Such cases often result seriously at this season just because peo ple are careless. A dose of One Minute Cough Cure will remove all danger. Absolutely safe. Acts at once. Sure cure for coughs, colds, croup, grip, bronchitis, and other throat and lung troubles "I have used One Minute Cough Cure several years," says Postmaster C. O. Dawson, Barr, Til. "It is the very best cough medicine on the market. It has saved me many a severe spell of sickness and I warmly recommond it."The child ren's favorite. R. C. Dodson. Give because you love to give—as the flower pours fourth its perfume. Wants To Help Others. "I had stomach trouble all my life," "sajs Edw. Mehler, proprietor of the Union Bottling Works, Erie, Pa., "and tried all kinds of remedies, went to several doctors and spent considerable money trying to get a moment's peace. Finally I read of Kodol Dyspepsia Cure and have been taking it to my great satisfaction. I never found its equal for stomach stomach trouble and gladly recommend it in hope that I may help other sufferers." Kodol Dyspepsia Cure cures all stomach troub les. You dont't have to diet, Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests what you eat. R. C. Dodson. There is just about the same real feeling when girls or billiard balls kiss each other. Beauty And Strength Arc desirable. You are strong and vigorous, when your blood is pure. Many —nay most —women, fail to properly digest their food, and so become pale, sallow, thin and weak, while the bright ness, freshness and'beauty of the skin and complexion, depart. Remedy this unpleasant evil, by eating nourishing food, and taking a small dose of Ilerbine after each meal, to digest what you have eaten. 50c at L. Taggart's. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY APRIL 17, iQca. FIND THE SUNNY SIDE. fry to (•«■( Of!t of thc» (ilooiii an«l the Kliii«!(mvk of Life. Nothing t ontriliuU'S more t'i the high est success ii.an the formation of the habit of enjoying things. Whatever your calling in life may be, whatever misfortunes or hardships may come to you, make up your miml resolutely that, come what may, you will get the most possible real enjoyment out of ev ery day; that you will increase your capacity for enjoying life by trying to End tiic sunny side of every experience of the day. Resolutely determine that you will see the humorous side of things. No matter how hard or un yielding your environment may seem to be, there is a sunny side if you can only see It. The mirth provoking fac ulty, evtp under trying circumstances, is worth more to a young man or wo man starting out in life than a fortune without it. Make up your mind that you will be an optimist; that there shall be nothing of the pessimist about you; that you will carry your own sun shine wherever you go. There is longevity in the sunny soul that eases our jolts and makes our sides shake with laughter. There is a wonderful medicinal effect in good cheer. Good news and glad ti dings have a magic effect even upon invalids. We often see a whole store or factory or home transformed by one sunny soul. On the other hand, we have seen them blighted and made dark by a gloomy, morose, fault finding person.— Christiau Advocate. Alwa>-* Dying. Life consists in a series of changes of tissuo, and the human economy is sim ply, so far as its material part is con cerned, a machine and primarily de pends on food as the most important factor in keeping it in working order. When it is said that we commence to die as soon as we are born, it of course means that certain parts of the body immediately begin to perish; their ex istence is ephemeral; they come and go, are replenished and decay. They are the dying parts of that system of life which may last a little while, but which must eventually yield to the in exorable law of nature. The nails, the hair, etc., are observable as an instance of ttils decay. Tlio same rule applies to every other organ and tissue of the body, though it is not palpable to the naked eye. The skin is always peeling. Tiie food that is taken in the one hour nourishes the system and ejects that which was taken the hour before. llow flints Mini-site. Many of the smaller and weaker birds, like the fly catchers, vireos, wrens, kinglets and bluebirds, 111 order lo avoid their enemies, the hawks, make their long flights by night, stop ping for rest and food in the daytime. The larger and bolder ones, like the hawks and crows, and those of ex tremely rapid flight, like the swallows and humming birds, migrate fearlessly by day, and there are some, like the Canada geese, which travel just when they choose, by day or night. Migrat ing birds usually fly at a height of from one to three miles, and this ena bles them to see the rivers, the moun tain ranges and the coast line. By these they direct their course, the old birds remembering the way they came before and the young ones following.— Woman's Home Companion. Peculiar Table Ctintom*. 11l a book entitled "Domestic Man ners of the Middle Ages" we are told that in those days dinner tables wero covered by a "nappe," or tablecloth. Upon it were placed a large saltcellar, bread and cups for wine, but 110 knives or plates. The reason for the absence of the knives arose from the common practice in vogue of people carrying their own knives in a sheath attached to their girdle. In an early work, written by Lyd gate—"Rules For Behavior at Table"— the guests are told to bring 110 knives unscoured to the table, which can only mean that each one was to keep his own knife —that is, the one he carried with him—clean. Notifying the fJod. One of the odd things the visitor to Burma will notice is the large number of bells about the pagodas. These bells are usually hung 011 sacred posts a few feet above the ground. They are sweet toned, as all Burmese bells are, but they are not furnished with tongues. The worshiper who comes to pray before the pagoda strikes one of these bells with a wood en mallet. This is to attract the atten tion of the god. SurpriNins: S< n I ein enl n. One account of an accident to a royal aiotor car near Arriccia announces that "fortunately a number of pheasants were working close by, and with their help the motor car was righted." This surprising statement is only the re \erse of the traditional printer's error by which "I.ord X.was stated to have gone out with a party of fiends to slioot peasants."—London Ulobe. ttnlnnoinfr* The famous equilibrist was balancing four billiard balls on a cue, much to the amazement of the vaudeville audi ence. "Humph!" growled a youngnian witij ink 011 bis fingers, "I*ll bet lie can't bal ance a set of books." Kxehange. An liiitunriliMl \Vor«l. "This new meter seems rather small, 1 doubtfully remarked the householder. "Oh, it will till the bill." was the tin guarded response of the gas company employee. Philadelphia Record. You weep 011 a gravestone, it is the threshold of eternity that you are wet ting with your tears.—De Maistre. WHAT MOVED THE DOG? A RemarJiiiblp Story of Canine In iplliV'i ni'e niid Affection. Among the tales told of the intelli gence and affection of our canine friends by Mrs. Sarah Iv. Bolton in her book, "Our Devoted Friend, the Dog," is the story of Dun, a deerhound owned by Mr. L. C. Meacliatnp of Homer, La. Mr. Meachamp was one day going on a squirrel hunt and, not wishing Dan to accompany him, tied the dog to a post by a rope. Dan whined and beg ged, but finding his master obdurate he at last lay down quietly before his kennel. It was growing dusk and time for the hunter to return, when Mrs. Mea champ was suddenly disturbed by the whining and barking of the dog, who had been quiet all day up to that time. She spoke to the dog, but instead of being pacified at this attention he re doubled his exertions and broke the rope which held him. Then he bounded away, over the fence and into the woods. lie was gone perhaps half an hour when he came running back, panting and almost breathless, with his mas ter's hat in his mouth. Mrs. Meachamp became at ouce alarmed, and, calling her son, they set off to find the missing man, Dan all the time bounding ahead and leading the way. At length they came upon Mr. Meachamp lying helpless in the woods, where lie had fallen into a little dltcli and broken his leg. The accident happened, as nearly as could be reckoned, at the moment when the dog began to show his un easiness. That he should have had knowledge of the accident seems in credible, but his master firmly be lieves that he did know it and that it was because lie knew it that he was so anxious to get away. StvnllowiiiK Abilities of Siinkon. The jaws of the chicken snake, says a Texan, are hung 011 hinges that can be taken apart or displaced for tiie time being, as the case may be, and an entire Texas cottontail rabbit can bo persuaded to enter, head and all, with little effort, and the body, being made of india rubberlike material and very stretchable, the kicking little animal soon finds 11 lodgment in the stomach. His snakeshij) then carefully resets his jaws so that his mouth assumes its normal size and blissfully reposes for the succeeding six hours. The powerful gastric juice does the bal ance, and 110 Texan can testify that he ever heard a chicken snake suffering from indigestion or chronic dyspepsia. The capture and digestion of chickens, song birds, turkey eggs and rats con stitute simple pastime to the chicken snake and do not call for a six hour layoff in feeding time. A Remarkable Sentence. The Latin sentence, "Sator arepo ten et opera rotas," which is, it must be admitted, pretty bad Latin, is a curios ity nevertheless. It can be freely trans lated as "I cease from my work; the sower will wear away his wheels." Its line oddities are these; It spells the same backward as for ward. The first letter of each word spells the first word. The same may be said of the second, third, fourth and fifth letters. The last letters, read backward, spell the first word, tlie next to the last the second word, and so on throughout. There are just as many letters in each word as there are words in the sentence. Iler Gcotl rtiiKincHn Ilcnd. "You say f'ie is a good business wo man?" "Oh, splendid, incomparable. She lets absolutely nothing drive business out of her head. Why, just before Harold started for Europe he proposed to her by letter and asked lier to telegraph her answer." "Well?" "Well, most people would have tele graphed 'Yes* or 'No.' but she had enough of a business head to wire, 'lt affords me great pleasure to say yes to you," thus preventing the telegraph company from getting any advantage of tier in charging for a ten word mes sage."—Brooklyn Eagle. A Corn Cnre. To cure corns get a little gutta percha tissue from a druggist, cut it into strips and then wind a piece round the corn, which must first be moistened with oil. See that the edges of the tissue are as even as possible, and when you have wound it round wet the inside of the end with spirits of turpentine. This will cause it to stick firmly if you press it down. With a feather dipped in turpentine touch the edges of the tis sue, and they will unite. Leave for four days, then take off the dressing, and you will be able to remove the corn with the back of a penknife. The Monocle IH Harmful. No sensible person will ever wear a single eyeglass unless he is blind of one eye. Its use means that one eye is neither employed nor unemployed, but is engaged in ceaseless though 110 doubt unconscious efforts to see as much as its more favored fellow. This straining is as harmful as anything could well be and cannot fail to lead to the gravest results. One or tli«r Other. "What do you think of that wheel?" asked Sprockets, whose bicyele had been in a collision. , "1 think it to be re-tired or retired," replied Dinwiddle.—l'ittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Similar, lint Different. Iliggs—When I make a trade, 1 al ways want something to boot. Diggs—Same here, and I usually get it later when I kick myself.—Chicago News. HUMPHREYS' Witch Hazel Oil THE PILE OINTMENT. One Application Gives Relief. It cures Piles or Hemorrhoids—External or Internal, Blind or Bleeding, Itching or Burning, Fissures and Fistulas. Relief im mediate—cure certain. It cures Burns and Scalds. The relief instant. It cures Inflamed or Caked Breasts and Sore Nipples. Invaluable. It cures Salt Rheum, Tetters, Scurfy Eruptions, Chapped Hands, Fever Blisters, Sore Lips or Nostrils. Corns, Bunions, ~Qre and Chafed Feet, Stings of insects, Mosquito Bites and Sunburns. Three Sizes, 25c., 50c. and SI.OO Sold by Druggists, or sent pre-paid on receipt of price. HUMPHREYS' MED. CO., Cor. William the old fashioned way. Seal X ** / them by the now, quick, A M A euro GUARANTEED If TOO use 1 I PILES Suppository I I A Malt> Thompson, Supt. I ■ Graded School!, Statcsvillc, N. (\, write* . •* 1 enn say (J I they do all you claim for them." Dr. S M. Itevore, ■ ' 3 faction." I>r. 11. Mc(iill. Clarksburg. Tcnti.. writes: St I'HiJKlm MARTIN RUBY. LANCASTER. PA. §£ Soldi in Emporium by 1,. Taggart. Call fur free sample. for I nfa nts and Chi Id ren. Castoria is a harmless substitute l'or Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic substance. It destroys Worms and aihi.vs Fevcrishness. It cures Diarrh