Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, July 25, 1901, Page 2, Image 2
2 CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. H. H. MULLIN, Editor. Published Every Thursday. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. fer year XI paid lo advance 1 JU ADVERTISING RATES: Advertisements are published at the rate of •ne dollar per square for one Insertion ami fifty •ents per square for each subsequent insertion. Rates by the year, or for si* or three months, •re low and uniform, and will be furnished on application. LeKiil and Official Advertising per square, three times or less, S2: each aubsequent inser tion U) cents per square. Local notices 10 cents per line for one inser ■ertion: 5 cents per line for each subsequent consecutive Insertion. Obituary notices over Ave lines. 10 cents per Jinc Simple announcements of births, mar riages and deaths will be inserted free. Business cards, five lines or less, «5 per year; over live lines, at the regulitr rates of adver local inserted for less than 75 cents per Issue. JOB PRINTING. The Job department of the PKKSS is complete »nd affords facilities for doinf the best class of work. PARTICULAR ATTENTION PAID-to LAW PRINTING. No paper will be discontinued until arrear ages are paid, except at the option of the pub lisher. . .. Papers sent out of the county must be paid for in advance. ' The Austrians consume more tobac fro than any other nationality or race on the globe, civilized or savage. Re cent investigation by eminent statis ticians gives the number of pounds consumed annually by each 100 inhab itants of the different European coun tries as follows: Spain, 100 pounds; Italy, 128; (ireat Britain, K!s; I'nited States, 15!!; Russia, IS2; Denmark, 221; A. IT. Hummel, the celebrated Xew [York dramatic lawyer, while in Lon don, was throwii from his carriage and dangerously injured. He is now reported to be out of danger. The coachman who pluckily held onto ihe reins suffered a broken leg. which will liave to be amputated. Mr. Hummel is mostly concerned about the condi tion of the coachman and has ex pressed his intention to provide for Jhe man during his life. TTenri Chapelle, pigeon breeder at (Versailles, France, died, and a train of sorrowing friends and relations came to bear his body to the grave, lint as the funeral procession was be ing formed one of the pigeons flut tered down to the eoflin. on which it perched. So. the pigeon would not be driven away, it was tak -n to tin- cem etery, and here it stayed by its dead master's tomb, neither moving l nor dating till ii died of starvation. A physician who has recently re turned from Persia says that the na tives still believe that human tears are a remedy for certain chronic dis eases. At every funeral the bottling •of mourners' tears is one of the chief features of the ceremony. Each of the mourners is presented with a sponge with which to mop his face and eyes, and after the burial those sponges are presented to the priest, •who squeezes the tears into bottles, >vhich he keeps. The Salzburger Volksblatt mentions n case which beats the highest birth rate recently reported, .lohann Stern er, a farmer, married his wife Mar tha 19 years ago. when he was 53 and *.he 25.in 11) years they have had "i 7 children—triplets three times, twins twelve times, singles four times. Of the children 31 are living, and all these are healthy and normal. The thirty-seventh was born on the day on which the father celebrated his seventy-second birthday. A fire recently broke out in a vil lage in Austria near the Bavarian frontier and a Bavarian lire brigade, "which was stationed only three miles away, hastended to the rescue, but the Austrian customhouse authorities refused to allow the fire engines to 3>ass the frontier before the usual tax on imported machinery was paid. The Bavarian firemen naturally turned fliack, and half the village was burnt down before the nearest Austrian fire (brigade was 011 the scene. l'aris dressmakers have their own secret police through whom Ihey ob tain early notification of the fluctua tions in the fortunes, the modifica tions in the affections and the mani festations of the caprices of ihose who constitute the various monies of which their clientele is composed. The ■breaking of an engagment, the dis missal of a lover, a sudden passion for a bewitching princess of the stage —all these events closely affect ihe •fournisseurs, and they contrive to keep themselves an courant. * The rumors that the surplus of stock, furniture and bric-a-brac in the British royal palaces will follow the sherry to Christie's has not been con firmed, but inventories are in pro gress at Windsor. Both the Castle and Buckingham palace are over slocked with accumulations of furni ture and ornaments from the reigns of the Georges, and the decorative ef fects arc incongruous in many apart ments. The royal example may le.xl to the clearance of many country houses which are little better than rubbish palaces. Ten dollars for food for an office cat is the most curious allowance ev er made by a postmaster general. And such was the item which was sanctioned the other day by General timith at Washington. Ten dollars for food for the office cat at St. Paul, Minn. The St. Paul postoflice is an old building and so filled with mice and rats that the cat has plenty of -work to do keeping these little crea tures in order. They say that the cat is the hardest-worked member of the force. This is the only cat on Un cle Sam's pay roll. A NATIONAL EYIL. rho Crime of Perjury Is Ttrribly __ Prevalent. An lowa JnrUl Deliver® » Sensation al S|»ee<'li to iHemberi of (lie Slate Bar Aasoclation Justice Hides, tier Face Uecauae ol Shame. Council Bluffs, la., July 17. —Presi- dent J. J. McCarthy made startling statements regarding the prevalence of perjury in American courts of justice in his address to the lowa State liar association at its annual meeting in this city yesterday. "Is it true," Mr. McCarthy asked, "that perjury is committed in judi cial proceedings? 1 need take no time for discussion of this inquiry before a representative bar associ ation. It will not do to credit all false statements to lack of memory, visionary exaggeration, inability to see and understand things correctly, white lies, imaginary delusions and such like. "Where is there a lawyer who has not seen the guilty criminal pass out of the court room acquitted and set free because of perjury? What one of us but what has seen the rights of persons and of property sacrificed and trampled under foot, presumably under due form of law. but really by the use of corrupt, false and some times purchased testimony? "These are the things that beget distrust and disrespect for the courts and for verdicts, and for our boasted forms of law. These arc the things that produce anarchy, lynching and invite a just contempt as well as a lack of confidence in those tribunals called courts of justice. "One judge of long experience upon the bench writes me that, in his opin ion. about half of all the evidence re ceived on behalf of the defense in criminal cases is false. Another judge of equally high repute writes that he believes 75 per cent, of the evidence offered in divorce cases ap proaches deliberate perjury. "Another writes that perjury is committed in a majority of import ant lawsuits and that the. crime is rapidly increasing. "In short, with reference to the prevalence of perjury tlie time has come when, in the words of another, justice must wear a veil, not that she may be impartial, but that she may hide her face for shame. "Some tell us that the crime is com mitted mostly in the police and pet ty courts, where as a rule the wit nesses belong to the vicious classes. Cut the fact remains that it is com mitted in otner courts and by men professing high station in society, church and state. "Who can blame a poor outcast of society for false swearing, when pre sumably reputable citizens do the same thing? Why do we expend time and money 111 prosecuting some poor tramp for stealing an overcoat to keep him from freezing, when the wrecker of a bank, the despoiler of a home, the taner of human life, or the embezzler of thousands goes un whipped of justice? "Why should a nation or a state cry out against discriminations, trusts, combinations and 'watered' stocks, when the very crime that makes them possible is passed un noticed? Why does the press of a country write volumes on the consti tion following the flag, when the sanctity of an oath that gives both the flag and the constitution their real significance is almost ignored." DOES NOT DIMINISH. Uncle Sum'* Pension I.l*l Is Larger >'o«v Than Ever. Washington, July 17. —Reports have been received by Commissioner Evans, of the pension bureau, from all the pension agents of the country, show ing the entire pension business transacted for the fiscal year ending June 30 last. The showing thus made, compared with 1000, is as follows: The appropriations for the two years were the same, $144,000,000 for each year. The expenditure for 1001 was $138,531,494, an excess over 1900 of $69,354. During the year the pension roll ■was increased to the extent of 4.305 names, making a total of 997,834. The deaths among pensioners numbered 38,082 in 1901, or 2,275 more than in 1900. The record shows that for the year 45,710 claims were filed on account of the Spanish-American war. Of these 7,056 were allowed. .liar Organize a Vigilance Committee, Denver, Col., July 17. —The min isters of this city are considering the advisability of organizing a vigilance committee. Although it is against the thugs that the ministers will pri marily direct their attention, the work which they propose to do at once is only preliminary to the gigan tic scheme they have under consider ation. looking to the uplifting of the entire community. They propose to establish an organization as far reaching as Tammany, but with a view to establishing law and order in stead of political supremacy. Tlirenlier* Organize a l'nlon. Chicago, .Tuly 17.—The threshers of Illinois are being organized into pro tective organizations and already 3,- 1)00 men have joined the secret or ganization which has for its object the maintenance of prices. Tl>e City .llutl Pay. Decatur, 111., July 17. —The City of Decatur yesterday compromised the $15,000 suit of Mrs. Anna Hatfield for (7,500, making about $14,000 that will be paid because a number of boys had a private telegraph line across a street. Mrs. Hatfield is maimed for life and .Tames Lee was killed while playing in Lee's yard. A storm broke the wire and it fell, partly in the yard and partly on a trolley wire. The courts held that the city allowed the wire, a dangerous element, to re main in the street and was liable. The cases were without precedent. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JULY 25, 1901. CONDEMNS THE PLATFORM. Hon. W. J. Uryan Comments on tha Work, of the Ohio Democratic Con« ventlon. Lincoln, Neb., July 16.—1n extended comment on the platform adopted by the Ohio democratic convention, W. J. Bryan criticises the convention for Its failure to reaffirm the Kansas City platform and for what he regards as the weakness of some of the planks it did adopt. Mr. Bryan insists that the convention made a mistake in making himself an issue, and says: "Mr. Bryan is not u candidate for any office, and a mention of him might have been construed by some as an indorsement of him for office. The vote should have been upon the naked proposition to endorse the platform of last year, and then 110 one could have excused his abandon ment of democratic principles by pleading his dislike for Mr. Bryan." Referring to the platform he con tinues: "The convention not only failed, but refused to endorse or re affirm the Kansas City platform, and, from the manner in which the gold element has rejoiced over this feature of the convention, one would suppose that the main object of the conven tion was not to write a new platform, but to repudiate the one upon which the last national campaign was fought. "The gold papers assume that the convention refused to adopt the Kan sas City platform because it con tained a silver plank. If so, it would have been more courageous to have declared openly for the gold standard. If the gold standard is good, it ought to have been endorsed—if bad, it ought to have been denounced. To ignore the subject entirely was inex cusable. "The money question is not yet out of polities. Every session of congress will have to deal with it. Republi cans declare that it is dead, but they keep working at it." Mr. Bryan comments on parts of the platform, especially those refer ring to state and municipal affairs. Referring to the senatorial fight and the reported candidacy of John R. McLean, he says: "Did the leaders ignore the money question in order to please those who bolted. Or does Mr. McLean want to be left free to affiliate with the republicans on financial questions in case of his election?" He concludes as follows: "If any of the Ohio democrats feel aggrieved because the reorganizing element of the party' triumphed at the conven tion let them not visit their disap pointment on the state ticket, but rather see to the nominations of sen ators and representatives wno will select a trustworthy senator. Let them see to it also that the state platform is made at the primaries next time, rather than at the conven tion." DEATH ON THE RAIL. Seven tlen Killed and Some Fatally Injured In Two Collisions. r.arkersburg, W. Va., July IG.-—Two persons were killed outright, one fa tally injured and several others were less seriously injured in a head-end collision on the Ohio River railroad at Baden's Valley last evening. The Ohio Valley express on the way from Cincinnati to Pittsburg was run into nt full speed by a loose engine south bound and both engines were almost demolished. The baggage ear of the Ohio Valley express was smashed tip considerably, but none of the coaches was damaged and none of the train left the track except the engine. Just what caused the accident cannot be learned, but it was some kind of •blunder in carrying out orders. The dead are: Engineer A 1 Courtrite, of the Ohio Valley express, of Wheeling. AVilliam Bothby, fireman, of Parker burg. William Day, of Parkersburg, en gineer of the loose engine, was fa tally injured. Fireman Carter, of the loose engine, was seriously in jured, but is expected to recover. The bn ggagemaster had his head out by falling baggage, but is not seriously injured. Several of the passengers were severely bruised and all were severely shaken up. Parsons, Kan., July 16. —A head-end collision between two local freight trains on the Missouri, Kansas & Texas road near Wymark, I. T., killed five men, and three others were jirob ably fatally injured. The dead: Joe Morris, of Parsons. James Levelle, brakeman, Parsons. Frank Fitzgerald, brakeman. Two tramps. The injured: Joe Massey, fatally injured. Bean, fireman, severe. K'illarney, fireman, severe. The collision occurred on a bridge over the Arkansas river. There is a sharp curve near the bridge and when the engineers saw the danger the en gines were too close to each other to •be stopped. The two engines came together in the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed and both engines fell into the river. The two trains caught fire after the engines went into the river and burned up the bridge as well as the cars. The Task Is Too Illg. Vienna, July 10. —"We learn from official sources in Paris," says the Politiselie Correspondent, "that the difficulties of organizing an effective European customs league against the United States are considered insuper able." 1 Firemen Strike. Wilkesbarre, Pa., July 16. —Presi- dent Mullaney.of the Stationary Fire men's association of Pennsylvania has given up all hope of an amicable settlement' of the strike of the fire men ordered to begin to-day. There were no responses Monday from em ployers and nothing now remains to be done but to put into execution the ultimatum of the executive commit tee of the association, namely, that all stationary firemen affiliated with the state association refuse togo to work to-day unless their demand for an eight-hour day is granted. IN A BARREL. <J. r». Graham Voyage* Thfon;h ths Whirlpool ICaplds at Magura Falls. Niagara Falls, X. Y., July 15. About 3,000 persons saw Carlisle D. Graham make his fifth successful voy age through the Whirlpool Rapids in a barrel Sunday afternoon. The bar rel is of locust wood, oval shaped, ex cept that it has a flat head. It is about five feet long, 19 inches in di ameter at the foot and 20 inches at the head. With its 100 pounds of ballast it weighs 165 pounds. The start was made from Old Maid of tho Mist Landing, below the falls. The barrel wa« caught in an eddy and circled about a little above the canti lever bridge4'or a quarter of an hour. The si uonger current in the middle of the stream finally jfrked it out of the eddy into the foaming waters of the rapids. Passing under the second bridge the barrel had a nar row escape from being dashed to pieces against the stone abutments ' of the bridge. The passage through the rapids was swift. It took tho barrel five minutes to reach the eddy from the starting point and 20 min utes to get out of it. but it took only 3% minutes to pass through the rapids and the whirlpool, a distance of about a mile. At no time during the passage through the rapids was the barrel lost sight of. It was taken from the water after it had circled about in the whirlpool for a few min utes. MADE A CLEAN SWEEP. Colorado Spring* Tlileves Steal Cash and Trunks lroin a Party of lip worth Leaguer*. Glenwood Springs, Col., July 15.—• The thoroughly organized gang of pickpockets operating at Colorado Springs is responsible for a party of about 20 Epworth Leaguers becom ing stranded here. Men and women alike have been robbed, not only of every cent they had with them, but of railroad tickets as. well, and unless the railroads will issue tickets back home on their proof of having pur chased and paid for rides to San Fran cisco and back they will be compelled to ask aid from the county authori ties. In at least ten instances thieves se cured their victims' trunks on the stolen baggage checks. Among those robbed are Dr. J. H. Wilson, wife and daughter and Mrs. H. R. Harrington, of Dover, Del. Dr. Wilson's wallet, containing tickets for the party, drafts on San Francisco banks and baggage cheeks was stolen in the crush at the depot in Colorado Springs. Maj. Hooper, general passenger agent of the Denver & Rio Grande railroad, authorized the Glenwood Springs agent to furnish passes to Ogden to stranded passengers, who desired to continue their journey west. THEY DID NOT SUCCEED. Proprietor* of Midway Show* at the Pan-American Try to Itnke In a Few Dollar* 011 Suudiiy. Buffalo, N. Y., July 15. —The propri etors of the Midway shows at the Pan-American exposition made an other effort yesterday to open their concessions on Sunday. E. S. Dundy and J. 11. Mark, two concessionaires, opened their shows. They were promptly arrested by Capt. Damar, of the exposition police, and taken to police headquarters. W. E. Cash, superintedent of ad mission, was called upon by Capt. Da mar to prefer a charge against Mr. Dundy and Mr. Mark, but he de declined to do so. Mr. Dundy insist ed that some charge be preferred so that the question could be finally set tled in the courts. Mr. Cash advised the showmen to close their conces sions and that they would be re leased. The showmen returned to their con cessions and «gain began selling tickets. A detail of 20 exposition guard's soon arrived and surrounded the entrances, refusing to allow the public to enter. SOME NEW POINTS IN LAW. itlrs. Hotkln'a Attorney* Will Present Thrni 111 a Petition for a Writ ol Habeas (orpu*. 'San Francisco, July 15.—The attor neys of Mrs. Cordelia Botkin, who has been granted a new trial by the state supreme court, on the charge of murdering Mrs. John P. Dunning, of Delaware, are going to carry her case to the United States supreme court. To-day they will file a peti tion in the state courts for a writ of habeas corpus. It is expected the application will be denied, in which event the case will be carried to the federal supreme court on a writ of error. In the petition for a habeas corpus two new points on the ques tion of jurisdiction will be raised. First, that the sending of a box of poisoned candy through the mails, which caused the death of Mrs. Dun ring and her sister, Mrs. Deane, was not a crime in this state; second, that the constitution of the United States prohibits the trial of an ac cused person except in the state tvhrre the crime was actually com mitted. Immigration from Germany. Berlin, July 15.—The emigration from Germany by way of Hamburg and Bremen during the first six months of this year reached 112,963, as against 115,370 for the correspond ing period of last year. A Bis Fire at Knld, Oh la. Enid, Okla., July 15.—Four blocks of business houses on the public square were destroyed in less than three hours by a fire that started early Sunday morning. The water supply was inadequate and it was necessary to blow up buildings with dynamite to check the flames. Ow ing to the continued drouth every thing burned like matchwood. A light wind blowing from the south east saved the eastern part of the town. The total loss is estimated at more tlit'.u SIOO,OOO. The insurance is light. NEW F;SH;ON IN DUELS. At Part* are Amone (lie Spec tators and Police are Prenent to Pre serve Order. A new departure in French duels has been token. Jn the famous between nil Italian mnitre d'armes, fcipnor I'ini, ami M. Thomege-ux, a wll-kmnvn Paris amateur, they first eet the fashion of a duel with a gal lery. In the duel •between 1 'rinee de Sagan and Abbe Hermant the pho tographer first came on the scene. liutfit was reserved for the sensa tional duel bet ween M. Max Itegis end M. Labardesque to bring half a dozen 'ladies on the scene, and to have a score of police keeping' order outside the cycle track, where the duel was fought, and many inside in spect.! n<r the cards of the privileged spectators. The duel, however, was not "pour rire." Of the half dozen encounters recently seen it was the one in which the two men meant business, and it was with a sigh of relief that the Spectators saw the slight wound, in anflicted by pure accident which put on end to the encounter. The Bright Siclf*. "It is said that lobsters will be extinct in 25 years," remarked Hiland. "Oh, well," replied Halket, who is very fond of lobster, "let us not worry about it. Let lis look on the bright side. We may all die before that time."—Pittsburgh Chron icle Telegrauli, THE MARKETS. New Yrr'f. .Tulv -1 Flour—More active and firmer. Wheat— Xo. 2 red 75 %c. Corn—Xo. 2 at 56% c. \ Oats—Xo. 2 white 40c. Beeves—Steers $4.25@5.00. Veals ss.oo<§ 7.25. Sheep—Weak at s3.oo(fi 4.J0, lambs $5.00 (ft 6.00. Hogs—Weak. Cleveland, July 20.—Flour —-Winter! wheat, patents, $3.60(ft3.50. Wheat—Xo. 2 red f>l»%c. Corn—No. 2 yellow 54 , /gC. Oats —Xo. 2 white 40y x c. liutter—Best creamery 20c. Cheese—York state lo'fo l()'/ a c. ) Eggs—Best 14c. Potatoes—Xew 90e(fi$1.00. Cattle Best steers $5.00@5.10, calves $6.50(a7.00. Sheep—Best best spring lambs $5.50. Hogs —Yorkers $6.05. Toledo, July 20. —Wheat—Cash 69'4c. Corn—Cash 52c. Oats —Cash 84y e e. Oil—Xorth Lima 85c, South Lima and Indiana 80c. East Liberty, July 20. —Cattle— Dull and unchanged. llogs—Best Yorkers $6.10. Sheep—Choice wethers $4.20(04.30, lambs fr,.r,odi 5.75. East Buffalo, July 20. —Cattle— Veala $8.00@6.85, Sheep—Lambs $5.40@ 5.60, mixed sheep $4.00(fi4.30. Hogs—Yorkers $6.10. A Commission Large Enough to Produce Heart-Failure Ih witbin the reach of Apents capable of promoting tho fettle nnd u».e of the beat AUTI-Rl'OT ItOOF PAHT on th«* market, 'l'en yevrs success. 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