6 THE PROUD HERO. 'He rede instate before the crowd That lined the thoroughfare; He heard the cannon booming loud. He saw the hats in air. He heard the music rising high, He saw tha flags above; He heard the people rend the sky ' _ Hurrahing out their love. "T He rose, responsive to the cheers, And bared his stately head. And while the plaudits smote his ears Below his breath he said: •"They greet me with huzzas to-day. And should I. then, be proud? ■Cre night some newer hero may Be worshiped by the crowd. "Ay, but there's one at home whose eyes Are dim with happy tears"— 4Lnd, proud, he heard her constant sighs Above their fickle cheers. —B. E. Kiser, In Chicago Times-Herald. ■jjpP|gs;s , pe-' lIM© 3 HARR^^L^RBS Copyright, ITJ9, by J. B. Llpplncott Com* par./. All rights reserved. , CHAPTER VIII. 1/ea.ving the physician's office, Holbin Bade his way through the streets, where excited crowds weTe discussing the approaching conflict. He went to his room. It is true he had gained no profitable information coneerning the unknown, yet—and the thought con aoled him to some extent —he had made two important discoveries: Brodnar was his enemy, and the shooting had really occurred. But who was the man, and why should Brodnar seek to shield him? For the first time then it dawned upon Holbin that Brodnar was the friend who came to the reftcue of the wounded man and bore him away. Everything corroborated Louise, and if Louise spoke from a clear memory, then Frances had been observed ten derly parting from the man she loved. This mental conclusion filled him with rage, despite the fact that he did not and could not believe the girl guilty of aerious error. Common sense told him also that Brodnar would not have been a party to a scandal and the protector of a guilty participant. It was a bad hour that Holbin gave to his dilemma in the privacy of his own room. In his doubt and distress he thought often of his mother, who had Richmond so ciety at her finger ends, and whose clear, incisive mind could pierce the njretery if it could be pierced. But he hesitated at this stage. There were other secrets besides that which baffled him, and he was not prepared to admit the presence of Louise in Richmond. But why not Frances? No explana tions were necessary there; and she •was young and, of course, easily frightened. He wenit at once to her room, and upon the plea of urgent necessity forced his way in. He found her with her cheeks wet with tears and Instantly full of resentment. She re mained standing while he was in the toon). "I hare a matter of great importance, Frances, to discuss with you in private, and much as I dislike to be guilty of in trusion there seems to be no help for it." She had regained her calmness Vy • desperate effort. "To you,Mr.Holbin,l am always Miss Brookin, and there cannot possibly be any subject in which we ane jointly in terested so important as to necessitate immediate discussion." "I am sorry if I shall appear abrupt," he said, "but there is a subject, and there is no time to waste. Night be fore last a man sat in this chair, you kneeled in front of him, and someone fired through the window, wounding him in the head. The ball glanced into the plastering back there, and the man was carried away by Dr. Brodnar, who Is now treating hiin in his rooms. I de mand the name of that man and your reasons for admitting him into this house." "Mr. Holbin!" Frances, although forewarned, was hut a girl, and could not keep the tell tale blood from her face. "Do not attempt to deceive me. Give me the name and your reasons." "By what right do you demand this, air?" Her voice steadied as she looked him fearlessly in the eyes. "By the right which your father's will confers. For if you take one course ■under that will, this property is his widow's, my mother's; and if you take the other —" "In the meantime," she said, coldly, "I have several years in which to de cide, and during those years neither jrou nor your mother can drive me from this house." "Drive you, Frances!" "Miss Brookin!" "Come, this is folly! I am, whether billing or unwilling, the present head of this family, or at least this house hold. All Richmond will hold me re sponsible for everything that happens here contrary to propriety, and I must insist that you explain this most re markable occurrence. Do not force me to ask assistance of the police, and thus make the matter public." The girl did not flinch. "I am not afraid that you will do that, Mr. Holbin; you have too much at •take. I)r. Brodnar, besides, has told you that he was in this room, and Richmond will want to know wh3 - , if there is anything wrong afoot, you do not hold him tesponsible. No one has been in this room —until now—except by my consent, and if any crime has been committed, the criminals are probably better known to you than myone else. I am totally in the dark; i have no idea why anyone, especially a woman, should attempt to shoot a frtfad of mine here." *A woman! Who told you a woman did it?" "My own eyes. I saw her tracks; and now. sir. who told you? Was it the woman?" ilolbia laughed silently. "Yon p'ay that as though it were trump," he said. "Perhaps no woman's tracks have ever been there but yours. It is your garden." "Onl3\ I saw them before I mada any tracks there," she said, quietly. "I don't question your honesty, Miss Brookin, but others might; and if peo ple were disposed to judge you kindly they would simply suggest that you had a powerful motive." To this she disdained a reply. She had picked up Brod.nar's letter from the table and moved away, seeing which he said per sistently: "You will please answer my question. I dislike greatly to annoy you, but my duty is imperative. Your secret will be safe with me; and I must protect the name of my future wife —that you will admit." "Your wife? Have you supposed for a moment, sir, that I shall ever become 3'our wife?" Frances came back and stood before him. "Why, Mr. llolbin, there is not wealth enough in Virginia to bring about that!" "Miss Brookin"—and Holbin sank his voice to th<* most courteous of tones, and met heT glances without em barrassment—"why is it that you dis like me?" "I have not given the matter a thought, sir. I simply accept the fact." He was silent a moment, his eyes cast down. "You hate mj - mother," he said, sad ly and bitterly, "and I am included; I understand that. But admitting that you have cause to hate her —and I do not—you have none to hate me. Con sider the injustice. Let me say now— I did not expect ever to say it, but a man is no man who will not defend himself—let me say now that, so faT from having cause to hate me, if pro found respect, if sympathy for your loneliness, if genuine affection and the tenderest love count for anj thing with a woman, j'ou have more than sufficient cause to think well of me." Frances looked upon him with amazement, touched in spite of her resolution. He was not slow to perceive this. "My mother," he continued, "is not from the world's standpoint a lovable woman, but she is—my mother; and I am her son. She is self-willed; but she is just. Shall I admit it to you? She has made my life unhappy; she has been the cause of my living abroad —" "Who was Louise, then? And why should the mention of her name—have killed ni3' father?" She covered her face with her hands, and gave way gently to her tears. He waited a few moments until she regained her com posure. "There are turned down pages in the lives of all men. Miss Brookin — and in the live 9 of some women. An other time I shall tell you the his tory of Louise, and let you judge me if 3'ou will. But I swear to you now as though I stood in the presence of God, that I did not lead her off by means of a mock marriage—l did not! You may not understand it, but there are times when the man is not alone to blame in these matters. He is in volved through his chivalr3 - ; and in tr3'ing to protect a woman he some times ruins both the woman and him self. I have sinned, but if you knew how I suffered you would pity, not blame me. Complete reparation was impossible—but I have done m - best; and to-da3 - my life is as free from evil as most men's." In no other way could Holbin have so touched the girl's heart. At the moment she did pity him. Recent scenes in her own life rose before her as he had spoken. Che turned to him, generous and impulsive. "Forgive me if I have misjudged you." The words surprised and alarmed her. He was not slow to see his opportunity and take advantage of it. "If you misjudged me, it was nat ural; for never was a man more un fortunately situated to achieve the dearest wish of his heart than I am." "Your dearest wish—" she began. "The wish to make you my wife, Frances; you will think it a ver3* nat ural wish under the circumstances surrounding us, I am afraid, and yet, whatever may have been my mother's interest in 3'our father's will, I knew nothing whatever of it. Why, I have been here a few weeks onl3'. And do 3 - ou suppose for one moment that I could share in any property extort ed from you b3' such strange circum stances? I am not the heir, if you refuse to marr3' me, but I may help you, and I will. My dear girl, upon the our property with the encumbrance of a husband, I shall in writing decline to marry you." "Oh, Mr. Holbin!" "For the rest —this miserable mys tery—you are answered already. If I believed that you were in any way compromised, I would not admit that I love you—!" "Please! please do not—!" "I could not even remain in this city and doubt 3'ou. But as a man who has seen many a woman the innocent victim of mistakes and bad advice, I am bound to use every en deavor to protect your own and my mother's interests. This Dr. Brod nar—" "He is my friend! Don't speak ill of him!" "I speak ill of no one. But I warn you that he is absolutely unfit to advise a girl. Headstrong, opinion ated, arrogant, he stakes everything upon his own judgment, and when such a man loses, he loses for others besides himself. Frankly, I have seen men b3' the ten thousand until one man's face an3'where indicates the moral tribe to which he belongs; and I tell 3'ou Dr. Brodnar may be true to one friend at the expense of an other —" "I cannot listen if you accuse him." "I shall not accuse him. I shall onl3 112 say that I now demand nothing of 3'ou, but I ask 3'ou as a man whose tenderest solicitude is for you to In form me of the m3'sterious occurrence Ila this room. Will j-ou?" Frances CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, JUNE 6, 1901. was jrnbarrassed; but she looked up at length with a kinder look in her face than he had yet seen. "There it nothing 1 may tell you," she said, "but this: I am sorry, sin cerely sorry, that I have misjudged you, and I think you are generous and kind to me." "For that I thank you. And row again forgive me for having troubled you to-day—the matter seemed a pressing one. Will you—will you still insist on the 'Miss Brookin?' May I not sometimes say 'Frances?'" "It matters little," she said at length. But when he was gone she reviewed her action with growing wonder. "What possessed me—what influenced me to yield so much?" she asked herself over and over. She was too young to know that a mystery was involved in that question as old as the human race. CHAPTER IX. The momentary happiness which his unexpected impression upon Frances brought to llolbin soon gave place to jealous rage. It was impos sible for him to rest satisfied. He told himself that the war was on; that he had been wonderfully success ful in his contact with the secret foe, and that victory was still possible. He went forth blindly into the city, j seeking information of an unknown < wounded man, but, of course, no ex planation was forthcoming, for the reason that no one knew of such a man. At dark he sought the police man whose beat was nearest the Brookin residence. Pistol shot? Oh, yes; be had heard pistol shots every night since the war fever came on; the town was full of excitement. And the officer re membered also that recently a car riage had been twice driven furiously upon his street near daylight—the in cident had impressed him because the hour was that in which the city was usually quietest. He had been un der the impression that the carriage belonged to Dr. Brodnar, and he had satisfied himself with the reflection that some sudden illness had made the speed necessary. "Why," he asked, "is there anything wrong afoot?" Raymond assured him that there was not and passed on, leaving the officer convinced to the contrary. AllthefactsHolbinhad gathered now confirmed Louise, but he had reached the limit of his powers except in one direction. "Mammy" was the last wit ness, and he hesitated long because of her relation to Frances. Finally, in desperation he privately summoned her to his room. The woman stood looking curiously at him as he charged back and forth across the floor until he paused and confronted her. "You are called mammy, I believe," he said, sternly. "Yes, sah!" Mammy was startled and amazed. "You are, of course, aware that you now belong to my mother, and that I have charge of all her property." "Huccum, sah, I b'long to yo' ma? I done b'long ter ole miss, an' she gi' me 'specially to Miss t ranees!" Mam my adjusted her glasses and looked at him anxiously. "That makes no difference, woman. We recognize no will in this house that conflicts with my mother's! I Jb-' fp Owi MAMMY STAGGERED AND SANK UPON THE EDGE OF A CHAIR. want you to answer my questions now and conceal nothing, or it will be an unfortunate day for you, old as you are! Where were j - ou night before last?" Mammy was astounded. No one ever addressed her in such a man ner. She had long been a privileged character. True, sinc« the coming of the second Mrs. Brookin she had lost much of her prestige, but she still held sway over the servants; and in the wing she reigned supreme. "I was out to see my daughter what i 3 hired to Dr. Prodnar, an' her hus band, he b'longs ter de doctor, sah, an' tends de horses." "When did you return?" Mammy looked critically at her questioner and waited. "Answer me!" "Oh, I come erlong back nex' day, sah." "At what time—at what time?" "Long 'bout daylight, I reckon, sah." "Where was your Miss Frances when you came?" "Where was Miss Frances? Where you reckon Miss Frances gointer be 'bout daylight but in bed?" "In bed, was she?" "Yes, sah; an' sleepin* like er fed kitten. What for you askin' me 'bout young miss?" "Answer my questions. Where did you* daughter's husband spend the night?" "life spen' de night, wid de doctor, 'course —comin' an' goin' to sick folks des like 'e always do!" "Did he have the carriage out?" "Course he lied de kerridge out!" Holbin walked the floor, more and more disturbed. He adopted a more gentle method. "Mammy, how long have you been with this family?" "Ole marster—way back yonder—gi' me to ole miss when she was born; an' ole miss gi' me ter Miss Frances, sah. Been hyah alwaysl" "Nothing on earth could te7?pt yo* to say or do anything that wouid en danger your young mistress, of course." "No, sah. Ole miss say, day &ht die: •Mammy, take cyur my chile;' an' I hole 'er han' an' promise." "Do you know that I am to marry your Miss Frances?" "Fo' (Jod! Who tol'you dat?" "It was in her father's will. But you are not to speak of that —not a word, even to her. The time will come, mammy, when I shall rely upon you to help me take care of her and make her happy. Will you help me?" "Yes, sah. You can depen' on mam my night or day. But, marster, when you goin' marry Miss Frances? She ain' nothin' but er chile now." "I know that, and that is why I am consulnng with you. 1 am going to tell you a secret. Will you keep it? It is to help her." "Yes, sah! I ain' goin' tell nobody, sah." "Do you know what happened in her room night before last, mammy, while you were away?" "What happen dere. sah?" "A man was shot in there and des perately wounded." "Hush!" The woman's dismay was genuine; so was lier curiosity. She leaned forward eagerly. "Who dat Klone shot 'iin?" "I don't know." "Who de man got shot?" "I don't know that. Was there noth ing wrong about the room when you came back?" Ho saw the quick intelli gence in her face; and then the Af rican cunning and secretiveness re turned. She shook her head. "No, sah. Warn't nothin' wrong when I come." Then, his last card. "You know more than you will tell me; but I cannot waste any more time with you, niammj'. If your mistress is arrested before morning you go back to the country for life." "Take up mv Miss Frances!" Mammy staggered and sank upon the edge of a chair. "Yes. The man who was shot in that room is dead." "Dead!" "Yes. And I can do nothing. Every body hides the facts from me." "Young marster, you don't mean dey gointer tek up ole miss's chile?" "I can't say positively. If I thought so, I would have her out of this city in six hours, and you with her." [To Be Continued.] A BABYLONIAN BRICK. Record of A Domentlc Incident Pre* served In One of the Per ishable Tiiblets. It is marvelous what a mass of de tailed information has come down to us in the form of perishable brick tab lets inscribed, or rather stamped be fore firing, with minute and compli cated inscriptions and preserved in the buried libraries beneath the mounds of the Tigris and Euphrates valley. Prof. Sayce is able, for instance, says the London Saturday Review, to tell us from one of these tablets how "a wid ow brought an action before the royal judges to recover her husband's prop erty. She stated that after their mar riage she and Ben-Hadad-Nathan had traded together and that a house had been purchased with a portion of her dowry. This house, the value of which was as much as 110 manehs, 50 shekels, or £ 62 10s., had been assigned to her in perpetuity. The half-brother now claimed everything, including the house. The case was tried at Babylon before six judges in the ninth year of Nabonidus, and they decided in favor of the plaintiff," for a woman's dowry was her own property. This might be an extract from the law reports of the Times, and other details of ancient Babylonian and Assyrian life are not less precise. "In the reign of Ammi zadok three men rented a field for three years on terms of partnership, agreeing to give the owner during the first two years one gur of grain upon each acre. The whole of the third har vest was togo to the lessees and the partners were to divide the crop in equal shares on the daj' of the harvest." This seems a pleasant kind of agree ment, worthy of imitation. The third year free of rent must have been de- Lightful. Mimicking; the Queen. Few people are perhaps aware how thoroughly Queen Victoria enjoyed a joke. A gentleman in waiting, whom we will call Mr. B , distinguished for his imitative powers and dramatio talent, was a frequent visitor at both Windsor and Osborne, One day the queen, looking with a certain auster ity straight into liis face, demanded: "Now, Mr. B , I am perfectly well aware that when my back is turned you imitate me. I wish to see how you do it this minute!" Poor Mr. B fell straightway into the royal trap, crimsoned, faltered and utter ly lost his countenance. "Ah!" ex claimed the queen, "I see I was right. You ought to be ashamed of your self!" and then added, laughing as heartily as any schoolgirl: "But, mind you, don't do it again."—Lon don Chronicle. Ilia Wise "Saw." The bishop of Ripon, Dr. Boyd Car penter, as becomes the only Irish oc cupant of an English see, appears to be the wit of the Episcopal bench. When about to lay the foundation stone of a new vicarage at Wakefield not long ago he was invited by the architect, who handed him the trowel and the line and plummet, to becoms "an operative mubon for a few mo ments." "I cannot," answered the bishop, "lay claim to the title of an oper ative mason, but I am certainly a working Carpenter."—Chicago Times- Herald. DISCOVERY OF BOTTLED BEER. A "True I'ierr of Hintory"—Tlio Hap yy Adventure of n Iteverend KIIKIINII FiNhcrinan. A great deal of controversy has been going on of late regarding the origin of "bottled beer,"and the fol lowing' piece of true history will therefore be interesting, as it is little known, says the London Globe. In the middle of the sixteenth cen tury Alexander Nowell, 1). 1)., was head master of Westminster school, a prebendary of the abbey, and the possessor of a charming- country res idence, named Redhall, situated near Clitheroe, Lancashire, whither he was wont to retire during- the holidays. Now, Dr. Nowell was a stanch Prot estant, so when Edward VI. died and Queen Mary succeeded to the throne he thought it prudent to forsake the cloister for Redhall Park, having a very shrewd suspicion that if he did not trouble might befall. The doctoi was an enthusiastic and expert an gler, and, thanks to the well-stocked trout streams running through his Lancashire demesne, he had every op portunity for indulging' in his favor ite pursuit. One line May morning, then, saw Nowell preparingg his rod and tackle, and, as it promised to be a scorching hot day, he, before starting out, took the precaution of filling a large stone bottle with home-brewed ale. The sun rose higher and higher in the heavens, the fisherman got warmei and warmer, and the stone bottle became more and more of an incum brance. He, therefore, determined tc leave the bottle in a safe place until he felt ready to enjoy its refresh ment, and what could be more suit able for the purpose than the hollow of an old pollard tree, overhanging the water, ensconced in which the stream could gently lave the bottom of the jar and keep the contents fresh and cool. Hardly had this been done when he heard a voice calling his name, and, looking around, saw one of his servants, his features agi tated with terror. "They've come, sir! They've come!'" the man cried. "Who has come?" asked the amazed doctor. "The soldiers of Bloody Mary, sir; they are searching high and low for you; they are ransacking your chests; and one varlet has a piece of paper bearing a great seal and the queen's name on it." "Has he" grimly replied Nowell, and, with out furtner ado —forgetful of his fish, forgetful of his stone bottle —he tucked up his cassock and tied across the meadows. After some days ol perilous wandering Nowell reached Chester safely, where an old West minster boy, named Francis Bowyer, a merchant of the city, received hin. into his house and eventually smug gled him to the continent in one ol his own trading vessels. Six years had elapsed; Queen Mary was dead; Queen Elizabeth was on the throne, and Nowell was back in Lancashire. Once again a hot May morning saw him setting forth to fish, but this time, fortunately, neg lecting to take with him a bottle ol ale. As the day waxed hotter, Nowell became both tired and thirsty. He dropped his rod, and his thoughts drifteil back to that eventful May morning six years ago, and then to the stone bottle which he had so carefully stowed away in the hollow of the pollard tree. Was the bottle still there, lie wonoered. He wan dered down the stream until he picked out that particular root, and, kneeling down, thrust in an arm. Out came the bottle, apparently none the worse for its long sojourn. Nowell was very thirsty; the icy coolness of the stone was most tantalizing. Of course, thecontents wereundrinkable, thought lie; still he was very thirsty; just one cautious sip. The cork, swollen and damp with age, was ex tracted, and the bottle lifted to the lips. Ye gods and little fisnes: What was this heavenly nectar he was tasting? Nowell threw back his head and took a long, deep draught. Could anything be more delicious than this amber ale, mellowed by time and cooled to a nicety? What were tl*> wines of Rhineland which he had thought, so excellent during his exile in Germany as compared with this de lee iable fluid? That same night Dr. Nowell sum moned his whole household in solemn conclave. Every empty pitcher, jar and bottle that could be found was filled with honest English ale, corked, and then consigned to the cellars. The doctor had "discovered" bottled beer; but for some years it was a still-room secret of Redhall park, un til at last the discovery was given to the world, and the popularity of the new liquid speedily established itself. !ib« lvn*'TT. Mildred, who is a wee mite in years and stature, is the sunshine of a cer tain home. It is frequently the cus tom for her father to read aloud from the daily papers to the family mem bers when he comes home in the even ings. His business has to do with the wholesaling of books, and for that reason lie is much interested in the benefactions of Mr. Carnegie in es tablishing free libraries. These arti cles he always reads aloud, and Mildred has come to know in a vague way about, the philanthropist giving away so many free libraries. It so happened that 011 a recent evening her father noticed an advertisement in the paper which he thought might in terest his wife, and fct read it aloud. The advertisement was headed "A Picture Given Away Free." Mildred listened closely, and after he had finished she said: "I bet I know who giv's th' pickter away." "Who, dear?" queried her mother. | "Why, Mister Carnejy—'at'a who." [Ohio State JoumaL THE SASKATOON DISTRICT. One of the New Western Canada £>!•• trlet»—The Great Advantagei at Settlenient Where the Soil t» of Unexampled Fertility. During the past year or two a large Quinber of American settlers (those going from the United States to Can ada), have made homes in the Saska toon district in western Canada. They have found the climate all that could be desired, and their prospects are of the brightest. In writing of it a cor respondent says: The lands for sale are choice selec tions from a large area, and every farm is within easy distance of a rail way station. Experience has shown that this district enjoys immunity from summer frost, from cyclones and blizzards. The South Saskatchewan, flowing through tke tract, is one of the finest rivers in the country, being navigable and having aa average width of stream of 1,000 feet. The agents of the government of Canada, whose advertisement appears elsewhere in your paper, and who will be glad to give full information, tell me that within the limits of the tract there are two distinct varieties of soil. One is a rich black loam; and the oth er is a somewhat lighter loam, contain ing a small admixture of sand. There appears to be no appreciable differ ence between the fertility of these two kinds of soil. Both are alluvial in their characteristics; both are mar velously productive, and both rest upon a sub-soil of clay. The advan tage of this formation is that it re tains the heat of the day during the night, and is favorable to the early maturity of crops. Every kind of crop will here attain the highest per fection of cpiality. The land is ad mirably adapted for stock raising and dairy farming, as well as growing grain. Some idea of the richness ot the natural grasses of the prairie may be formed from the fact that more than 200 tons of hay were gathered within a short distance of Saskatoon and stored up for use during the win ter. A growth so luxuriant demon strates beyond all possible question the suitability of the land for pastur ing cattle, and no doubt this important industry will be largely carried on. Nature has been lavish in her gifts to this territory. Not only is the soil of unexampled fertility, but the cli mate is delightful and healthy. Such, is the testimony of every settler, and this testimony is confirmed by enthu siastic opinions from every traveler, explorer, missionary or newspaper correspondent who has ever visited this far-famed Saskatchewan Valley. In former years vast herds of buffalo came here to winter from the elevated storm-swept regions south of the United States boundary line, proving thereby the adaptation of these roll ing prairies to the purpose of raising stock. The land is dry, with sufficient, but not excessive, rainfall, capable of early cultivation in the spring, and free from summer frosts. The con figuration of the country renders arti ficial drainage unnecessary, and pre vents the accumulation of stagnant pools; mists and fogs are seldom seen. The days of summer are full of sunshine, under the genial influ ence of which crops rapidly ripen. Autumn is characterized by an almost unbroken succession of fine weather, during which the crops are safely gar nered. In winter it is cold, but ex tremely exhilarating and pleasant, owing to the wonderful dryness and bracing qualities of the air. The win ter is a source of profit as well as en joyment to the people, being far healthier than a humid climate. Water and fuel, these two prime necessaries of life, are plentiful throughout the district. WOMAN RACES AGAINST TIME. Charters a Special Train to Cutcb a Steamer at Sail Praiiclaeo. (Miss Margaret Windeyer, of Sidney, Australia had an expensive race to catch the steamer Sierra, which sail ed the other morning for the anti podes. Miss Windeyer was coming across the continent to take the steamer, and late in the afternoon of the day before the steamer sailed she learned that the train would not reach San Francisco until three hours after the boat had sailed. She was determined to get the boat. She had to reach Sidney by a certain date or lose much money, be cause of some legal contract. "Get me a special train," she told the con ductor. A locomotive and one car brought her to San Francisco from Wadsworth, just three minutes be fore the Sierra was to move from the wharf. One of Traffic Manager McCor mick's young men was waiting with a carriage, into which he hurried the young woman, and the hack was furi ously driven to to the wharf. The haekman obtained five dollars for his skill. Smart Answer. "You fell into the creek with your new breeches on?" "Yes, pop. You see, I fell in, so quick I hadn't time to take them off." "A smart answer, my son. So suppose you take them off now."—Philadelphia Tiiues. A Sew Munoelo. "What a peculiar monocle that golfer is wearing!" "Yes, that is the very latest. It is called the hoot-monocle!"— Detroit Journal. The Cloth of Pall ltlver. Fall Kiver easily leads all other cot ton manufacturing centers in Amer ica. It has about one-fifth of all the cotton spindles in the United States, and more than twice as many as any other industrial center in America. It makes 843,000,000 yards of cloth an nually. Every working day its mills weave more than 1,500 miles of cloth. If all the mills couia be run on one piece of cloth the fastest express train could not travel fast enough to carry off the piece as it is woven, since the product is more than two miles a minute.—-'New England Maga zine.