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"Unto the third and fourth genera
tions," upon the happfness of little
, ... children, is the
The Price Mark
curse of American
on Everything fQp do „ arßt
rightly says Harper's linzar. Jt was
an American small boy, sick with ty
phoid fever, who. observing that he
had one trained nurse on duty at
night and another on duty days, that
the doctor made two or three visits
daily, and that at each visit something
new was ordered to be got. said to his
mother—his pitifully feeble voice bur
dened with anxietv: "Mamma, dear, 1
am afraid this sickness is very ex
pensive. It is too bad ] did not take
some cheaper disease.'" Another small
American boy had been having a birth
day party. It was a splendid affair—
beyond his parents' means, as be
comes the American notion of being
pood parents. There were candles on
t-he cake, lots of candy, ice cream
"to burn," as the boy himself ex
pressed it.and loads of presents be
sides. The small guests departed, the
host was taking a last lingering look
at the party (the cake) before going
to bed. "Was it a nice party, son?"
his mother asked, lie drew a breath
eloquent with satisfaction, and raised
his eyes to answer. Instantly his ex
pression changed. Perhaps it was the
tired look he saw in his mother's face.
At all events, his joy was gone. llis
answer was: "An awful nice party,
mamma. Did it cost much money?"
His query laughingly dismissed, he
went upstairs. In a moment he was
back, bringing a big silver dollar in
each hand—two out of five his grand
mother had sent him for his birth
day. "Here," he said, extending one
piece of silver to his father and one
to his mother, "please take this and
pay for the party." So does every
thing in life in the United States
flaunt its price mark in our faces.
Even the pains and pleasures of child
hood yield to a sense of the, money
value of things. How to live so close
to nature —to what is true, beautiful
and good —that money does not inter
vene—that is a problem which the
heart and soul of American women
need to solve fur the real enrichment
of our people.
"After having supplied a moonshiner
in a South Carolina jail with a month's
supply of smoking tobacco," said a gov
ernment surveyor to a writer in the
Washington Post, "I presumed upon
the deed to ask: 'Didn't you know it
was against the law to manufacture
moonshine whisky?' 'I heard that was
a law once,' he replied. 'What do you
mean by "once?" ' 'Why. Juba French
told me thar was sich a law, but when
I asked Jim Truman about it he says
that Juba is sich a liar that nobody
kin believe him under oath, and so I
reckoned I was safe togo ahead. Shoo,
but I wonder how Juba come to tell the
truth fur that one tinsel'"
Mrs. W. Boyd Steele, of Stephen City,
Va„ had been missing flour and other
things from her pantry. Her husband,
who is an amateur photographer, so
arranged a camera that if anyone dis
turbed the flour the photographic plat e
would be exposed and a snapshot of the
thief taken. The Steele family then
went calling and on their return found
a very good picture of a neighbor in the
act of stealing flour.
The claim is made for South Da
kota that it has for the third con
secutive year produced more wealth
per capita than any other state Ln
the union, the total for this year be
ing $106,500,000. Of this sum $27,000,-
000 comes from live stock, $15,000,-
000 from corn, $15,000,000 from wheat
and $12,000,000 from minerals.
Bensonhurst, L. 1., a community
which has long prided itself on being
ultraexclusive, is in agony of indigna
tion because Gus Ruhlin, the prize
fighter, has purchased a Queen Anne
cottage and will take up his abode
there. Fitzsimmons is already a resi
dent and Corbett is expected to invade
the sacred precincts ere long.
J. \Y. Vermillion, justice of the peace
at Anderson, Intl., was on his way home
when he saw one Jack Ilevelin, a
grown bully, beating a boy. His honor
tossed his overcoat to a bystander,
waded into Ilevelin, {rave him a sound
thrashing and brought him to the po
lice it-'.! n.
GRATITUDE OF CUBANS.
It I'lnda ICx proMon In a P/opoaal t«
Alt! I nele Sam In < a»e He Heroine!
■ nvoltcd In War.
Havana, Jan. 3.—The Cuban con
stitutional convention is considering
two promulgations of the future re
lations between Cuba and the United
States. One of these attirms, in the
tirst place, an acceptance of the Mon
roe doctrine and the establishment
of friendly relations with all nations,
together with a resolution to proceed
in all cases in complete accord with
the I'nited States.
In the second place, it proposes to
put at the disposal of the United
States a portion of the shore of any
bay on the north coast and two bays
on the south coast for naval stations,
together with concessions sufficient
in extent for the purposes of defense
and sanitation.
In the third place, it declares that
Cuba will place herself on a war
footing to help the United States in
Case such assistance should be need
ed; while a fourth proviso is an am
plification of the first, second and
1 bird.
The other promulgation contem
plates:
First- —That the convention is vest
ed with authority only to convene.
Second —Not having been granted
legislative functions, the convention
cannot arrange the liasis of future
relations.
Third Nevertheless, should Wash
ington desire such a discussion, the
convention is willing to discuss and
agree upon an arrangement of mu
tual relat ions.
The former promulgation embodies
the desires of delegates friendly to
the United States. The latter is a
counter check to the extremists. It
|is considered that tlie former is like
ly to carry.
ALASKA AND KLONDIKE.
A Iliincli or New* from llic Lund ol
<.01.1. Snow and lee.
Victoria. U. ('., Jan. 3.—The steam
er Ameer, which arrived here Wed
nesday from Alaskan ports, brings
news of a great strike near Tanana.
where prospectors have taken out
gold at the rate of sl4 a pan.
Miners coming to the coast front
Dawson report that wolves are lie
coming very troublesome on the
Dawson trail. Much anxiety is felt
I for the safety of Murray McDonald,
who left Dawson June 23, carrying
| treasure for Vancouver parties.
Business in Dawson is less active
than ever this winter, owing to the
fact that claims are all worked in the
summer, winter work being unprofit
able.
Vancouver, Jan. 3.—The steamer
Victorian has arrived from Skagway
with 40 passengers, and mails from
Dawson. They left as late as Decem
ber 1(», making quick time over the
ice. A. F. Lauder, of Seattle, was the
latest passenger and be came out on
a bicycle. Mrs. Ballinger, wife ol
Dr. Ballinger. who left Dawson on
December <>. for Skagway and com
pletely disappeared, also came out by
the Victorian. She beard nothing
of her husband, who it is feared met
with foul play, and she is now on hei
way to seek relatives in Seattle. She
will immediately return to prosecute
the search.
A CAR AND ENGINE FAMINE.
Kallroadn Cannot <«et ICnoiiirli Uolling
Stock lor I'reHciit \<-cdn.
New York, Jan. 3.—The Commercia
Advertiser says: The locomotive
works, as well as the car shops ill
this country are overwhelmed with
orders. President Callaway, of the
New York Central railroad, says he
is having difficulty in arranging for
delivery of new locomotives, urgently
needed on the Central system, before
next fall. As many as possible of
the 100 new locomotives authorized
by the board of directors are to be
made in the New York Central shops
Kailroad men generally are com
plaining of the scarcity of freight
cars and the lack of motive power.
Although tens of thousands of new
cars and hundreds of new locomo
tives have been built within the past
two years, the abnormal growth ol
railroad tratlie has surpassed ever
the steady increase in equipment.
Western lines are constantly calling
on their eastern connections for
more cars with which to move freight
eastward, but the eastern lines are
not able to comply with more than
half of these requests.
HEIRS TO MILLIONS.
Widow ola Capitalifcl Adopt*, u >a»b
ville Couple.
Nashville, Tenn., Jan. 3. —The will
of the late Samuel M. Murphy was
probated yesterday. It bequeathed
#">0.000 each to his nieces, Mrs. Nora
Kilrut.li and Mrs. Nancy Gardner, the
residue to his wife. A provision was
that if he survived her the property
should be divided between Mr. and
Airs. T. J. Kelder. son-in-law and
daughter of President Smith, of the
Louisville & Nashville railroad. The
estate is estimated to be worth from
$2,000,000 to $3,000,000.
After the probation of the will the
widow, Anne 11. Murphy, appeared in
the circuit court and made applica
tion for permission to adopt Mr. and
Mrs. Felder. The judge granted the
petition and Mr. and Mrs. Felder
thereby became entitled to all the
rights and privileges of natural born
children. This action was taken in
deference to the wish of Mr. Murphy,
expressed before his death.
IlrceiptM Exceed Expenses.
Washington, .lan. 3. —The state
nient of the receipts and expendi
tures of the I'nited States, issued by
the treasury department yesterday
shows that for December, 1900, tin
total receipts were $40,840,508, an in
crease as compared with December,
1890, of $87,404. During the last six
months the receipts amounted to
$291,841,801, as against $284,793,494 for
the corresponding period last year.
The expenditures during- the last six
months aggregated $273,094,155, as
against $263,760,560 for the corre
sponding period in 1599.
CAMERON COUNTY FRESS, THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 1901.
ENDORSED BY A CAUCUS.
Mr. Ctuiif la Niimlnatrd Cor I tilted
Main Sfliulor- Ills I'rlfiida Orgun-
Ur the I'eims) Ivauia Lri(UlHliirr.
Harrisburg, I'a., Jan. 2.—C01. M. S.
Quay was the unanimous choice of
the joint convention of republican
senators and members held last night
in the house chamber to nominate a
candidate for I'nited States senator.
The caucus was attended by 12it legis
lators, or four less than the number
necessary to a choice in the joint
convention of the senate and house,
which will be held .January 15. Three
of those present were Messrs. Hill
and Tiffany, of Susquehanna county,
and Mcl'herson, of Adams, who ab
sented themselves Monday night from
the house caucus anil voted with the
democrats in the house yesterday for
Gen. Koontz for speaker. Mr.
Heaver, of .luniata, who voted with
the stalwarts for Mr. Marshall, for
speaker, was present, lint did not an
swer to his name. It was stated that
he will abide by the caucus. Thomp
son. of Centre, and Haldeman, of
Montgomery, who are detained at
home by illness, were pledged by
their colleagues to Mr. Quay. This
apparently gives Mr. Quay 126 of the
127 necessary to a choice. The other
absentees voted with the democrats
on the organization of the house and
are classed as anti-Quay republicans.
Speeches were made nominating Mr.
Quay. Congressman Dalzell and .lodge
John (i. Stewart.
On the balloting Mr. Quay received
the votes of 20 senators and !»:'■ mem
bers of the house. Before the res ill',
was announced the names of Messrs.
Dalzell and Stewart were withdrawn
and the nomination of Mr. Quay w:>s
made unanimous and he was thus
given a total of 123 votes. With one
present and not voting and two ab
sent on account of illness, all three
of whom it is claimed will abide by
the caucus decision, a vote of 126 for
Quay on joint ballot is indicated. As
the names of certain men who ha.!
been counted in the anti-Quay col
umn were called and they announced
their vote for Mr. Quay there were
demonstrations of great approval on
the part of the great crowd present.
While the caucus was in session in
the house chamber a secret meeting
of the anti-Quay republicans was
held at their headquarters at the
Commonwealth hotel. At the close
of the meeting the pledge of the anti-
Qnayites binding themselves to
gether to oppose Mr. Quay's re-elec
tion was made public. The pledge
contains OH names.
A call was issued last night for a
caucus of the house and senate dem
ocrats on the evening of January II
for the nomination of a candidate for
I'nited States senator.
The first ballot taken Tuesday in
the contest for control of the organ
ization of the house of representa
tives between the stalwart republic
ans and the fnsionists resulted in 100
votes for Marshall, 1M» for Koontz. for
speaker. Four democrats voted for
William T. Marshall, the stalwart re
publican candidate.
Senator Snyder, of Chester county,
was the choice of the Quay faction
for president pro tem of the senate,
and was elected by a vote of 36 to
13 for X idler, democrat, of Cumber
land.
CAUGHT WHILE ASLEEP.
A ItiiiM-Ii of Itctectlves Arrest •
Brotlicr ol I'ui (roue, the Allefnl
Kid n upper,
Omaha, Neb.. Jan. 2. —The first ar
rest in the Cudahy kidnapping case
has been made. J. J. Crowe, brother
of l'at Crowe, whom the police be
lieve to be a principal in the abduc
tion. was taken into custody in Coun
cil Bluffs Tuesday afternoon by five
Omaha detectives.
Karly in the afternoon a posse of
detectives with search warrants and
complaints charging abduction ran
sacked the premises adjacent to.l. J.
Crowe's saloon in the hope of discov
ering l'at Crowe in his place of con
cealment.
' They had the necessary papers for
the arrest of both Pat and his
brother. Early in the day the police
department had been given informa
tion that either Pat Crowe was mak
ing his hiding place in his brother's
saloon, or the brother knew more
than he would divulge about the kid
napping and the letter that has been
recently written to Mr. Cudahy
threatening the death of his son if
the reward for the arrest of the kid
nappers were not withdrawn. A dil
igent search disclosed no trace of
l'at Crowe, but the officers came
upon the brother asleep in a rear
room.
When the detectives awakened
Crowe he rubbed his eyes as if he
were tlazed.
"What do you want?" he demanded.
"We're looking for you and l'at.
We want Pat most, but if we can't
find him, we want to ask you a few
questions."
"I'll do anything 1 can for you.
gentlemen." he said, "but I'll tell you
riffht now, 1 can't do or tell much."
Edward A. Cudahy, jr., failed to
identify J. J. Crowe as one of the
men who kidnapped him. Young
Cudahy appeared at the city jail and
confronted Crowe. After looking at
the suspect five minutes or more,
Cudahy remarked: "I never saw
that man before. He is not the one
who stood guard over me, and if he
had anything at all to do with the
kidnapping, I did not see him." Crowe
was released from custody.
Divided (lie Olllces.
Dover, Del., Jan. 2.—The Delaware
legislature organized yesterday after
the Addicks and anti-Addieks re
publicans held a conference over a di
vision of the offices of the senate and
house. Both factions jointly control
20 of the 52 members of the assem
bly and they decided to divide the
places. The anti-Addieks members
chose Henry A. KlUson for president
of the senate. The Addicks faction
then chose Charles V. McCommons
for speaker of the house. The other
appointments were then made, eacb
taction choosing alternately.
A NEW GOVERNOR.
New York and Michigan Each
Has One.
Benjamin 11. Ode 11, Jr., la lining urn ted
us 4'lalef Kxei lilhe of tile Kmplre
State and Aron 'l'. Bliss Suc
ceeds Jllr. Pingree In Of
fice at Lansing.
Albany. X. V., Jan. 2. Benjamin B.
Odell. jr.. was on Tuesday inaugur
ated governor of New York. The in
auguration of Gov. Odell was one of
the most elaborate ever held. There
was a greater outpouring of people
and a grander military display than
have attended a ceremony of this
character for many years. Over 1,-
300 national guardsmen were in line
in the escort column.
The ceremonies connected with the
inauguration were of the most im
posing character. Gov. Koosevelt,
the retiring governor, shared with
Gov. Odell to a great extent the dem
onstration of welcome in the assem
bly chamber. The escort column
reached the executive mansion at
10:45. At the executive mansion Gov.
Odell awaited the coming of Adjt.
(ien. Hoffman and the other members
of his military staff who had assem
bled at the department of the adju
tant general and proceeded to the ex
ecutive mansion.
Gov. Odell then delivered his inaug
ural address, as follows:
"With the assumption of responsi
bilities comes doubt and uncertainty
which even the applause and good
wishes of our friends cannot entirely
dissipate. Especially is this true of
liiin into whose keeping is placed the
administration of the affairs of our
commonwealth. New York, an em
pire in itself, with its' vast popula
tion, its many and diverse interests,
demands from its chief executive the
greatest conservatism, wisdom as to
its needs and that its business affairs
shall be transacted with economy and
good judgment. I'nder our form of
government when the will of the ma
jority has been expressed, we should
forget our partisanship in our desire
to strengthen the hands of those
whom for the time being we have
clothed with authority and upon
whom the responsibility for the
proper enforcement of our laws is
placed. The success of our state ad
ministration depends as much upon
its component parts as upon the ag
gregate. and it is a right which the
executive can demand and every
loyal citizen should accord that in
every municipality, in every township
arid hamlet ihe same economical eon
ditions shall prevail as are expected
in the administration of our state
affairs.
"The burdens of taxation should
be so adjusted as to fall lightly upon
those who can ill afford to bear them,
and be borne more generously by
those who have received from tin
state protection anil rights that have
riven to their vast business interests
the success they deserve. Combina
tion in restraint of individual rights
should be curbed and a welcome ex
tended to all whose energy and gen
ius will add t'o the fame of the Em
pire State, and aid us in upholding
our business and commercial suprem
acy. The care of our wards should
be as generous as their necessities
may require, never extravagant and
never niggardly. To the governor is
intrusted the execution and to the
legislature the law-making power of
the commonwealth. The duties are
separate and distinct, and can never
be combined without serious impair
ment in the efficiency of both. It
shall be my object, therefore, to keep
strictly within the letter and spirit
of the law and to give effect to such
acts of the legislature as may seem
to me to be in the direction of public
good. withholding approval only
when such measures fall below this
standard.
"In thus aiding in the consumma
tion of all worthy projects I shall be
guided solely by the desire to give to
the mandates of our constitution
their full effect and to the wishes of
our people their full purport. If in
the performance of these duties 1
shall in a measure be as successful
as have so many of my predecessors;
if upon the threshold of a new cen
tury with all of its possibilities the
positive and affirmative action of the
incoming administration ean aid in
solving these great questions which
interest us. I shall feel as much pride
in the contemplation of such results
as you do sir, as you look back upon
the success which has attended your
ad mi nistra t ion."
Lansing, Mich., Jan. 2.—At noon
Tuesday Aaron T. Bliss, of Saginaw,
was inaugurated governor of Michi
gan on the front steps of the state
'apitol building. The governor ar
rived from his home in Saginaw on
a special train shortly before
o'clock. He was escorted by two
companies of the national guard and
the Saginaw division of the Michigan
naval reserves. Gov. Bliss and his
staff. escorted by the military,
marched to the Capitol building,
which was surrounded by an enthus
iastic crowd. Here they were met by
ex-Gov. l'ingree and the retiring of
ficials. After exchanging greetings in
the executive parlor all the officials
proceeded to the Capitol steps,
where the oath of otHee was adminis
tered to the new governor and the
new state officials by Chief Justice
Montgomery, of the supreme court.
.Tlc.Tllllaii'* Ke-clectioii Assured.
Lansing, Mich., Jan. 2. —Senator
McMillan, of Detroit, was yesterday
nominated by the joint republican
caucus of the Forty-first legislature,
which will convene to-day in the
state Capitol, to succeed himself.
Senator McMillan's re-election to his
third term in the senate is assured,
as the legislature is overwhelmingly
republican. The senator appeared at
the caucus after he had been notified
of his nomination and in a brief
speech thanked the legislators for
the honor. Last evening he tendered
thein a reception.
A Itesemlilnnce.
"Isn't our grocer somewhat eccentric?"
said Mr. Snap's to his wife.
"Yes, and even his breakfast wheat is
cracked," replied Mrs. Snaggs.—Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
fIOO Reward *IOO.
The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure in
all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by building up the constitution and
assisting nature in doing its work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its cura
tive powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure,
fcjenil for list of testimonials.
Address K. J. ( heney i Co., Toledo,o.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Perils of Civilization.
If we are driven to the hard labor of open
ing oysters for the <-»ke of avoiding pre-
Bcrvaline and to milking cows to keep clear
of formaldehyde it isevidentthat the highest
civilization has not lightened our burdens,
but rather added to them. By the way,
embalmed beef has gone out of fashion,
hasn't it? —Detroit Free Press.
Try (irilln-o! Try Urnin-O!
Ask your grocer to-day to show you a pack
age of GltAiN-O, the new food drink that
takes the place of coffee. The children may
drink it without injury as well as the adult.
All who try it, like it. GRAI N'-O has that
rich seal brown of Mocha or .Java, but it is
made from pure grains, and the most delicate
stomach receives it without distress. \ the
price of coffee. 15c. and 25cts. per package.
Sold by all grocers.
I.idle Left to SIIIIIII On.
A scientist has now arisen who declares
the Gulf stream is a myth. If science con
tinues its devastating way we shall soon
have nothing left to cling to but esoteric
Buddhism and the significance of cat tracks.
—X. Y. Press.
Beat for the llonrta.
No matter what ails you, headache to a
cancer, you will never get well until your
bowels are put right. ( ascarets help nature,
cure you without a gripe or pain, prode.ee
easy natural movements, cost you just 10
cents to start getting your health back,
('ascarets Candy Cathartic, the genuine,put
up in metal boxes, every table', has C. C. C.
stamped on it. Beware of imitations.
Xot the (ipDiLine Article.
"That girl is only an imitation Boston
girl."
"What makes you think so?"
"She says 'whom to' instead of 'to
whom.' " Indianapolis Journal.
Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Goto your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles 25 and 50
cents. Go at once: delays are dangerous.
The Marches, Perhaps.
Mrs. Proudleigh—Yes, my daughter plays
the piano by ear entirely.
Mrs. Xe-xdoiighre—indeed? Sometimes
it sounds to me as> if she were using her loot.
—Baltimore American.
Piso's Cure is the best medicine we ever
used for all affections of the throat and
lungs. Win. O. Endsley, Yanbuien, Ind.,
Feb. 10, 1900.
Transposed.
Beatrice—DidyouobserveMr. Flashleigh'a
beautiful hose? They're the most exquisite
clockwork.
('onstance—l fear you have Mr. Flashleigh
transposed; the machinery you speak of,
my dear, is in his head.—Ohio State Jour
nal.
To Cnre a Cold in One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if itf ails toeure. 25c.
At the Door—"Hey, little boy, I'll give
you ten cents to shovel off the snow." On
the Sidewalk—"Ye will, will ye? An' wot'll
yer gimme not ter swipe ye wid a snow
ball?"—lndianapolis News.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes produce the fast
est anil brightest colors of any known dye
stuff. Sold by all druggists.
To those whose god is honor, disgrace
alone is sin.—A. W. Hare.
Cynicism.
"At this," wrote the author, "the great,
strong man broke down and wept. For the
first time in her young life Lucille saw that
agonizing siglit—a man's tears.'
Here the Demon of Cynicism, which so
pervades our literature, moved, him to
write: "For none of Lucille's fo<ks were
given to the jag habit."
Now he realized he had done wrong, yet
left the line unchanged, with the perversity
of genius.—lndianapolis Press.
It is not at all infrequent for a man to
meet death bravely, for there is much no
bility in the sons of men. But rarer and
finer yet is the courage to live bravely on in
the face of age, decaying strength and fac
ulties, ill health, poverty, disillusion, and
the falling away of friends. —AtcCison
Globe.
McJigger—"What do vou think of Jiglev
marrying that girl who stutters so? 1 '
Thingumbob—"He's in hick. She certainly
won't be able to talk to him." Mi-Jigger—
"Nonsense! They say she's very deter
mined. Just imagine how frightfully long
it will take her to give him a piece of her
mind." —Philadelphia Press.
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