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The Job department of the Pitrss is complete, and affords facilities for doing the best class of work. PARTICULAR ATTENTION TAID TO Law Printing. No paper willbe discontinued until arrearages ire paid, except at the option ofthe publisher. Papers sent out of the county must be paid for nadvance. EDITORIAL HENTION. "" Croker has had to pay an income tax in England. Naturally, he is very mail over it. French sympathy seems to he entirely for publication and not necessarily a proof of good faith. Croker says he was misrepresent ed during the campaign. True, Bryan called him a great and good man. It is a little curious that people seem to think of Pettigrew a great deal and yet no one would claim that they think a great deal of him. Senator Wellington seems to be like the famous lost dog—he has eat up his tag and there is 110 tell ing where he is going. Count von Waldersee is said to be tired of his life in China. What did lie expect ? One .long contin uous farewell performance. It seems a pity that Minister Conger and Vice-President Roose velt cannot exchange places. Pe kin is too strenuous for Conger, but Rooseveld would be happy there. They do say that some of the disgruntled Democrats are address ing Senator Jones as senator Jonah. Which shows they liavn't much sporting blood. Boston has discovered that some of her alleged antiquities are bogus, but the list is not believed to in clude the famous baked beans nor the sacred codfish of that city. The first thing we know, some body will be blaming the delay in the peace negotiations on China. It has been charged up to practi cally every other nation already. - m —•» »-«- If the Sultan wants to pay that indemnity by the cruiser route and the missionaries are willing to ac cept th.nt way, it is hard to see what the administration can do about it. Hold 011, gentlemen, please wait until Congress considers the mat ter before you make up your minds positively as to just what articles are to be exempted from war tax ation. Democrats say they will not be reorganized. No doubt that is what the jackass rabbits would say if they were informed of the plans recently inaugurated to improve their breed. Few indeed question the justice of reducing southern representa tion. but most people admit that it is impossible to do anything of the kind at the short session. Repre sentative Crumpacker's ideas are good but he is about a year ahead of his time. Xo one contends that the Philip pines can lie governed 011 just the -ame basis that the United States can. They cannot and what is done there, should be 110 criterion of what is done here. It may be necessary to coin unlimited silver there, while few indeed still recom mend anything of the kind here. How about your winter flannels? If you need any N. Seger has them in all grades and prices. The Ruthless War on Quay. The Philadelphia North American makes the appointment of Director of tho Bureau of Engraving and Printing an occasion for congratulating and also for lecturing President McKinley, says the Pittsburg Commercial. It congrat ulates him on rejecting the Pennsyl vania candidate for that position, ex- Congressman Brumm, who it is under stood, was recommended by Governor Stone and ex-Senator Quay, theindom nitable leader of tho Republican party in the State that has, in two successive elections, rolled up the prodigious plurality of about 300,000 for Mr. Mc- Kinley. It lectures him because, in the past, he has not seen fit to ignore all of the recommendations of that leader. The North American notes the fact that within an hour after Mr. Quay had left the White House, where ho went, presumably, to putin a kind word for his and the president's friend, Mr. Brumm, the President appointed Mr. Meredith, of Illinois, to tho place. The North American calls that a "snub" for Quay and wants to know if it means that the President has made up his mind "to cut himself loose altogether from the Pennsylvania machine hence forward." Our Philadelphia contem porary, chief organ of the insurgents, asserts that in the past "the President has subjected himself to nation-wide criticism, as severe as it has been just, for his course in turning over the Fed eral patronage of this State to the men who are the worst enemies of the Re publican party." That is merely a matter of opinion. The election returns do not indicate that the President's disposal of patron age in Pennsylvania or elsewhere did any damage to his candidacy or to his party's solidity. In spite of the bitter, relentless war waged on Mr. Quay by Mr. Wanamaker and all the members and organs of the anti-Quay faction, they have been uniformly defeated,and Quay has been victorious in every ap peal to the people. He defeated his enemies overwhelmingly in (1898, and they prevented his election only by tactics which a Republican President could not indorse without destroying his party. He defeated|them still more decisively in 19C0, winning out hand somely against an alliance between in surgents and Democrats. And if there is not more perfidy in Pennsylvania than her worst enemies suspect, he will be returned to his seat in the Senate. As to the refusal of the President to appoint Mr. Brumm, what reason is there to regard it as indicating un friendliness to the Pennsylvania leader? Something like that is inevitable in every appointment where there is more than one applicant. If that was a "snub for Quay," there is no Republican Sen ator, no Republican Representative, no prominent Republican who has not been repeatedly snubbed by President McKinley and all of his Republican predecessors. The truth is that the President, plac ed in a very delicate position, has tried in a quiet way to heal the irreparable breach in Pennsylvania without taking either side. But he treated Mr. Quay just as he did other Republican Sena tors so long as he held his seat in that body. That he will treat him other wise when he completes his series of triumphs by being sent back to that seat is scarcely a supposable case. Advice to Women. Mrs. Ewing is all right. In a talk recently at Marietta, 0., she said very correctly, "The average American man is a saint," and then explained: "The saintliness of tho American man is shown in his long and patient accept ance of an ill-managed home and badly cooked food. I would have the Legis lature of Ohio pass a law prohibiting any girl from getting married until she knows how to do housework. You women can never expect to make a success of the business of housekeeping until you go at it yourselves. Train yourselves and your daughters. Take a lesson from the men. No man would think of turning a l his businss affairs over to ignorant helpers from an intel ligence office. Instead, he acquaints himself with tho minutest details of his work. That is what you women must do. You must be especially trained for business of home making it' home mak ing is to be your life work, just as the doctor or tho lawyer prepares for his life work. "I do not believe in establishing training schools for servants. It has been tried and it has always failed. There is only ono place to learn it—in the home—and one way to learn it—by doing it. Intellect,heart and conscience are more essential in the kitchen than anywhere else on earth, and good food is one of the mightiest moral forces of the universe." LIVING PICTUIIES.— It has become necessary to change the date of our entertainmont, which will bo given on Tuesday evening, Dec. 18th, instead of Friday evening, as beforo announced. Our program will consist largely of tableaux from Greek Mythology, En glish History, Longfellow's and Ten nyson's poems, and Mother Goose Rhymes, with piano accompaniments. We will be assisted in the musical part of our program by Miss Walker, Miss Huntly, Miss Nellie Hnntly, Mrs. Frank Beers and Mies Myrtle Olmsted. In Presbyterian Church, December 18th. Tickets, 15 cents. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, DBCEMBER 13. 1900. Lout In Self Admiration. It happened In an "L" car. Hfc was tall, handsome and Just a little too well dressed and was reading a pamphlet 011 which stood out In letters large enough to be plainly legible to the op posite row of passengers the title, "Correct Dress." Tliey all noticed him, for he was really beautiful. There was 110 doubt as to what he was reading. The passengers followed it almost line by line and knew just what part of the essay he had reached. It began when his eyes left the book and glanced dubiously at his cloth top ped patent leathers. He shook his head slightly as he saw that tlio upper was of a trifle too pronounced a pat tern. Next he took In his trousers, and a bland smile of satisfaction wreathed Lis face. There was ft slight frown when he compared his waistcoat with the haberdasher's manual, but his coat and Iflii were evidently Irreproachable. The end of the inventory and of the spectators' self control came when the beautiful one began to admire In the ,l>aek of his wateli case his neckwear, Ills shirt and the faultless curves of liis collar. A titter from the two girls' in the corner, and the whole benchful exploded. The model of pulchritude looked up, shut his hook with a snap, blushed furiously and left the car at the next station. —New York Mail and Express. An Amateur Savant Fouled. The stories are common enough of fire engines being turned out to quench an aurora, and, on the other hand. It has not seldom happened that a very mundane conflagration has passed muster for a "celestial display." In the memoirs of Baron Stockmar an amusing anecdote is related of one Ilerr von Itadowitz, who was given to making the most of easily picked up information. A friend of the baron's went to an evening party near Frank fort, where he expected to meet Ilerr von Itadowitz. On his way he saw a barn burning, stopped his carriage, as sisted the people and waited till the flames were nearly extinguished. When he arrived at his friend's house, he found Ilerr von Itadowitz, who had previously taken the party to the top of the building to see an aurora, dilating on terrestrial magnetism, electricity, etc. Itadowitz asked Stockmar's friend, "Have you seen the beautiful aurora borealls?" lie replied: "Certainly. I was there myself. It will soon be over." An ex planation followed as to the barn on fire. Itadowitz was silent some ton minutes, then he took up his hat and quietly disappeared.—Knowledge. Not a Snccens. The experiment was not a success. Frequently she had complained that he was not as he used to bo, that his love seemed to have grown cold and that he was too prosaic and matter of fact. So when he found one of his old love letters to her he took It with him the next time he was called away from the city, made a copy of it and mailed It to her. "John Henry," she exclaimed when he returned, "you're tho biggest fool that ever lived. I believe you have softening of the brain. What did you mean by sending me that trash?" "Trash, my dear," he expostulated. "Yes, trash—just sickly, sentimental nonsense." "That isn't how you described it when I first wrote It and sent it to you," he protested. "You 6aid then it was tiie dearest, sweetest letter ever written, and you insist now that I have changed and you haven't. I thought I would try to"— "Well, you didn't succeed," she in terrupted, and she was mad for two days. Sometimes It is mighty dillicult to please a woman.—Chicago Post. Dnoro In China. In China doors are often round, leaf shaped or semicircular. In placing them the builder usually avoids having one opposite another lest evil spirits find their way from the street into the recesses of the building. The door ways separating the courts of a garden are usually of an elaborate kind, and the octagonal form is one of the most popular. Religious superstition asserts itself in Chinese architecture, and the universal saeredness of tho numerals three and nine is shown in tho arrangement of temple doors. There is a triple gate way to each of the halls of the Imperial palace, and the same order prevails at the Ming tombs, and the sacred person of the emperor when he was in his Pe king homo could only be approached even by the highest officials after three times three prostrations. The Temple of Heaven has a triple roof, a triple marble staircase, and all its mystic symbolism points either to three or its multiples. Her Challenge. A woman In Cape Colony on trial for some offense was told that she might "challenge" any one 011 the jury to whom she objected. She immediately took advantage of the permission by challenging a highly respectable farm er. On being asked afterward what her reason had been for doing so she explained that she had supposed she svas obliged to object to some one, so she had picked out the ugliest. Concerning Woman. Miss Spitkurl (giggling)—Oh, Mr. Sharp, you know a woman is only as old as she looks. Mr. Sharp—She ought to be thankful Hhe Isn't as young as she acts.—Detroit Free Fress. When potatoes were first Introduced In Germany, they were for a long time, like tomatoes, cultivated merely as a curiosity. No ono ate them, even pigs refusing them. About 88 per cent of the West Indian cyclones occur in August, September and October. L2OCAL NOTIGES. Diamond rings and pins, the latest, at Hirsch's. There 1b only one place to buy books and that is at Taggart's. The best goods at, the lowest prices is what keeps Laßar's team busy—watch them. 42 FOH RENT.— Furnished rooms to let. Apply to Mrs. Wm. Hackenberg, Em porium, Pa. 41-4t The only place in the county to buy the best furniture at the lowest prices, at Laßar's. 42 Full line of silverware, fancy mantle clocks, carving sets and other silver novelties at Hirsch's. That show case of dolls is simply a fine display and if you want a doll Taggart's is the place to buy it. WOUTII SEElNG. —lfavo yon seen the display of solid silver at Metzger's? It is worth going to see. 40 4t If you want a nice loungo for a Christmas present, goto Laßar's, the place you can always buy the cheapest. 42 WANTED QUICK.—DO you want a doctor quick? Phone No. 26, and Dr. Heilman can bo had instantly from any part of town. 40-4t Parlor suits, book cases, choffoniers, bedroom suits, in fact everything in the furniture line, going cheap at La- Bar's. 42 "Hirsch, the jeweler, iB displaying a fine line of ladies gold pens and hold ers, watches, chains, gold rings, neck aces, etc. Sterling silver novelties at Taggart's are as good as there is in the market, and you will find prices very much less. Christmas has struck Taggart's in royal shape, with the largest and best stock of China ever brought to our town. FOB SALE.— A well watered farm with good buildings, for sale or rent. Terms easy. Also town property for sale. Apply to F. D. Leet, Emporium, Pa. 41-4t SHAW'S PURE MALT.—Is no doc tored compound, but a pure, wholesome and strengthening stimulant. Especi ally commended for medical purposes. Sold by F. X. Blumlo, Emporium, Pa. n2-yl Rocking chairs ! Rocking chairs!! Rocking chairs !!! an endless variety to select from for Christmas. All prices at Laßar's. 42 Have you seen the great variety of neckware at Bedard's the tailor? If not you have missed it. You should make your selections early for Christ mas and get the best. NEW CITY DKAY.— Jas. Haviland has established a new City Dray, built after the Btyle of most popular city drays. Anyono in need of any service in this line can be accommodated by leaving orders at the Warner House. All ord ers will receive prompt attention. 35tf APPRECIATION. —Can you blame peo ple for patronizing merchants, that show their appreciation for their custom by making it convenient for their cus tomers? A store without a telephone closes its doors to a large number of customers from the best trade of the town. 40-4t PLEASE REMEMBER-That wo do NOT begrudge the time spent showing you our goods, whether you buy or not. We consider that you are doing us a favor by calling to inspect our stock. We would be pleased to have you come every day—and bring your work. We are proud of the quality of our goods and we want you to examine them. We know that for real values they pos itively cannot be excelled. METZGER THE JEWELER. The Fad. Photographs will be the fad for Xmas presents this year. Come in and see our latest finish. Do not wait until the last day. Everybody wants your picture. Why not make them a pres ent of one this Christmas ? We make the best at Schriever's Art Gallery. 41 W. G. BAIR, Prop. A SPECIAL INVITATION—IS extended to the public to inspect our line of Christmas goods now coming in every day. The nicest line of fine goods ever shown in this town. Our prices can not bo beaten by anyone, for good goods. METOGEH'S. 40-41 You ARE INVITED— To inspect the finest display of cut glass ever shown in this section. These goods are the finest made, things to be proud of, goods that you would not be ashamed of when Mrs. McKinley visits you. Don't buy trashy stuff You can get the good kind just as well, elegant patterns, deep cutting, and diamond finish. 40-4t At Metzgor's, of course. HAVE You SEEN IT?— That elegant line of "real French ebony," with gen. uine silver mountings, engraved free, finest bristles, warranted solid backs- They are the "correct" thing. 40 4t METZGER'S. STERLING SILVER. —Our carefully se lected line of sterling goods, is made up from fine, heavy patterns. We have learned that the people are tired of the cheap, flimsy goods and confine our line to articles that you need not be ashamed to present to your best friend. We engrave everything free. 40-4T METZGER. YOUNG MEN WANTED, with fair edu cation and good character, to learn telegraphy, railroad accounting, and typewriting This is endorsed by all leading railway companies as the only perfect and reliable institution of its kind. All our graduates are assisted to positions Ladies also admitted. Write for free catalogue. GLOBE TELEGRAPH COLLEGE. 10-26t Lexington, Ky. Railroad News. i BUFFALO DIVISION. Plans for improvements on the Buf falo & Allegheny Valley Division of the Pennsylvania, which includes the West ern New York & Pennsylvania railroad, says the Buffalo Commercial, are being carefully formulated, preparatory to ruore active work in the spring. At present and for some time past, engin eers have been surveying between Buf falo and Oil City, to ascertain existing grades, and the sections most needing correction. The present alignment of the West- ! era New York & Pennsylvania is said to be good, but the Pennsylvania rail road could save money by reducing some of the grades. The grade from Emporium to Keating is a sharp rise of 116 feet to the mile. On the rest of this division there is little grade. On the Pittsburg Division from Buf falo to Dunkirk, at which point the road becomes quite steep, the grade until it reaches the summit is 120 feet ' to the mile. From the summit to Oil | City there is a sharp decline. On the ! Rochester Division from Olean to Black Creek the road is practically level, i There is an easy fall in the grade to Oakland. From this place to Sonyea, the decline is steep. The Western New York & Pennsyl- | vania, as an independent line, secured most of its businesd from Pittsburg, but it is understood that under the control | of the Pennsylvania railroad the vol ume of business from Buffalo has shown a heavy increase. W. N. Y. &P. VETB PENSIONED. | President Cassatt of the Pennsylvania railroad states that the employes of the newly acquired lines, the Allegheny Valley and Western New York & Penn sylvania, would, after Jan. 1, 1901, be eligible to become pensioners, provid- i ing they were 70 years of age. Solomon Up-To=Date. The wise man holds his tongue, and so sometimes does the fool. Son, beware of the gossip. He seems harmless, but he is more to be shunned than the liar. It is cheap to be a deadbeat, but it is often expensive in more ways than one. Some of those wise old guys are not so smart alter all, for the Fool-Killer generally gets them all at some time or another. Wine is a mocker and strong drink is raging, but a man never finds it out until the next day. A lion causes fear by his roaring, and is like many men who get through the world on their bluffing. Little children should be seen and not heard, but they don't know it. The PRESS, one year 81.50. FIRST • ®si )f ®s®•. ®ss••s ®s® ® ® sssss (M ANNIVERSARY SALE J jj| ,\m s-ss ti ss sisss •ssi • j One Year Ago, I I® When we first entered this business field as HONEST, iff ;.g, up-to-date, "PRICE LOWERING HUSTLERS" for the |§ }||: people's patronage, we were met with the cold and most bit- jffl W ter enmity of the high-priced profit-grasping monopoly, who jj||i fought us, "tooth and nail," both in the open and in the ||!jj |P dark. But we drove, rough shod, over these 100% autocrats m j||] and right from the start victory perched on our lowjpriced !>l| ® banner. j^| jj||| This month we shall celebrate our signal mercantile |f|pj u®| victory and First Birthday by giving the public, who stood ffl ||| by us so nobly and aided us by their most liberal patronage % Ipjj and personal support, the greatest lay out of Gigantic Bar- jjtfjj My ever offered in any town on earth. For months we have persistently planned for this event, ffl wand now have the finest and largest line of Holiday Furniture in this County. Come one! Come all ! and join in this first GREAT |§j) ffi ANNIVERSARY BARGAIN JUBILEE. f|! AN ENDLESS LINE OF BEAUTIFUL CHAIRS. MAIL ORDERS receive prompt and conscientious attention ji^'j P m GUARANTEE TO FjLEASE YOU. GlVc US A GALL. H Ifiiiil SFiiii I FINE BROADCLOTH CASKET, FUNERAL CAR l[i(| - - - AND SERVICES, - - - 'M |J|| RESIDENCE UP STAIRS. OPEN ALL NIGHT. || ! i Remember the place, next door to the tf| ODD FELLOWS BLOCK. 1 111 Elfi USE MM? BERNARD EGIS.N, Manager, S 18 Semportum. j. - - i? Cultivate Wholesome Thoughts. If yon observe yourself becoming ad dicted to disagreeable habits, torn from them at once and flee away. If your prejudices are strong, and you are prone to think that everybody whose inter ests have conflicted with your own, or who may hold different views of Dublic policy, is a bad man, get rid of the idea at once. If you do not you will be come a chronic grumbler and a disa greeable old crank before the seasons of life have reached the sear and yel low. What in a young man is only a slightly disagreeable trait becomes in an elderly man, after the wheels of thoughts have run for a long time in that groove, a pronounced character istic. Cultivate sweet and wholesome thoughts, and good habits, and when old age comes upon you, kindness and forbearance will beam from every fea ture of a countenance illuminated by the love of your fellowmen.— Spirit. A Woman's Awful Peril. "There is only one chance to save your ft srd tliiit i* through an opeictirn" were the startling words heard bv Mrs. L. 15. Hunt of Lime Ridae, Wis , from her doctor after he had vainly tried to cure her of a frightful case of stomach trouble and yellow jaundice. Gall stones had formed and she constantly grew worse. Then she began to use Electric Hitters which wholly cured her. It's a wonder ful stomach, liver arid kidney remedy. Cures dyspepsia, loss of appetite. Try it. Only 50 cents. Guaranteed. For sale by L. Taggart. Dec Oom I'aul is not likely to do much in the king-row. Letter to Dr. E. O. Bardwell. Emporium, Pa. Dear Sir: For your house, no mat ter what's the matter with it—it isn't a human you know—a prescription. Devoe lead and zinc. Apply with a brush, from one to three coats—get a painter to do it. Your state chemist knows all about Devoe; has analyzed it; reports it pure; will analyze it occasionally. He buys it wherever he likes—it is generally in the best paint-store in town. You know what the color and dryer are for; do you know what the lead and zinc and oil are for? Not being a painter, you may not choose to know; but we'll tell you. Lead and zinc and oil combine to form a rubbery waterproof coat to keep out dampness. There's the whole bus iness. The oil would do it alone; lead and oil would do it, without the zinc; zinc and oil without the lead; but the three together are best, because they wear best. We say to you, "get a painter," as we'd say to him, "get a doctor"—eve ry man to his trade. Can't all be painters and doctors; don't want to. You will be more successful in a pros perous looking house; and he in good health. Take good care of one another. Yours truly, 15 F. W KEVOE & Co.