DO GIRLS LACK HONOR?
Borne of Them Make II u Practice to
Neglect Their Small Monetary
Oljl IKUIIouk.
Many men there are ay ho insist that
the majority of s' r ' s °f to-day are lack
ing: in honor if not in common honesty.
One man, who is well to do in the world
and does not care a rush for a dollar and
is continually loaning small sums to his
young women friends, asserts that he
lias seldom if ever been repaid, and
fears that he would be attacked with
heart palpitation if a tender of payment
of these loans should be made. Hut men
are not the only victims of the borrow
ing girl. She frequently mulcts those
of her own sex. It may be safely said
that the girl w ho borrows half a dollar
from a fj-ii*l chum when shopping be
cause her own funds have been exhaust
ed and then fails to return it as soon as
she receives her next week's allow ances
is the very girl who, when she becomes
a housekeeper, will thrust all of her
bills into a drawer, shut them up and
finally scheme all sorts of ways to meet
them, and, failing in her ability to do
80, pout and say that the tradespeople
are "mean things" not to extend her
credit, says an exchange. Kverv school
girl knows the type of girl who would
not be thought stingy for the world, is
jolly and ready to"go halves" on all
sorts of fun. yet who often neglects to
reimburse the one who has stood the
whole expense because at the moment
it was more convenient or less conspicu
ous to do so. This girl will finally meet
the obligation, but she will do so at her
convenience. Maybe the girl who has
"footed the bill" will suffer all sorts of
little inconveniences because of the
unusual demand made upon lier purse,
but pride forbidding her mentioning it
Bhe just suffers in silence.
The girl even with an almost limitless
Income should be taught to know that
Elie is one of the fortunate few, that
perhaps her girl associates must be as
careful of their pennies as she is of her
dollars, and that without show or any
Indication of patronage she should al
va.va meet and never neglect any obli
gation.
TAFFETA PETTICOAT.
"afthlon Lenilcra Connlder Tliln the
k Very LntcNt Novelty In Dainty
■ French Lingerie.
which reflects positive pride
the very elegant family of silk
T>etticl oats can he developed after this
VatteiL ll ' n striped turquoise blue taffeta
with trimmings of lace and black rib
bon The skirt is close fitting at
the tojP am ' ' s hung upon a pointed yoke
of satin, or turquoise blue can be
substituted for the black.
The front panel of the skirt is made
0 f heavy insertion which has its pattern
outlined with narrow cords of black
IP#
TURQUOISE SILK PETTICOAT,
silk. It seems a pity too that so much
elegance must be kept from view, but
vlicn it is considered that these petti
coats are worn in the boudoir with fan
cy dressing sacques to match, the
trouble and expense of getting them up
are not regretted.
Around the foot of the skirt are six
accordion plaited ruffles, each put on
with a heading finished with a tiny
ruffle of lace. Lover's knot of the rib
bon velvet are scattered over the skirt
with studied negligence. Worn under
a tliivi gown of the same color, without
a lining, the effect of such a petticoat is
delightful.
Comfort* for the Slrli-lt oom.
An experienced trained itiurse de
clares iliat a double bed is a necessity
in making an invalid comfortable, it
allows ' I changed positions, and in
many ways is an improvement on the
single bed.
In preparing a bed for an invalid al
wavs havi two sets of bed clothing, so
that one set can be aired while the
other is in use. Wool blankets should
be provided in place of down or cotton
covers. Pillows of various sizes are an
absolute necessity. It is much better
to have the pillows filled with -soft
hair than with feathers. Soft springs
are another necessary requirement to
the invalid's comfort, as well as a hair
ms'.tress.
In many rooms there is a room spe
cially reserved for sick purposes. The
furnishings are simple and restful and
the wall paper is selected with care to
avoid the employment of perplexing'
patterns or crude coloring.
I HISS LEONORA JACKSON.
j Talented Voting Clileniffo Vlollnlal
\\ lio linn lleeently lleen Honored
hy Queen \ letorla.
| Miss Leonora Jackson is the young
American violinist who lately had the
honor of playing before the queen and
royal family at Windsor, and was pre
! sented to hei majesty and has since
j received a jeweled star bearing the
royal monogram in rubies anil sap
phires. Miss Jackson played Mendels
sohn's concerto and the rondo of
Saint-Saens with the queen's private
band, conducted by Sir Walter Par
ratt. It is now only just over a year
since she made her truly triumphal
| entry into London at the Queen's liali
; symphony concerts, and since has
played at all the leading London con
certs as well as all over the provinces
with the Scottish, Halle and Philhar
! monie orchestras; and during a very
; successful visit to Paris she played be-
I lore the king of Sweden and the Infanta
MISS LEONORA JACKSON.
(Young Chicago Violinist Honored by
Vucen Victoria.)
Eulalie of Spain. Long before she
ever came east Miss Jackson's talent
had attracted much notice, and it was
her admirers, amongst them the Yan
derbilts and the Pullmans, who sub
scribed for her further education in
the old world; and after spending twe
years in Paris she went to Berlin and
there worked under Dr. Joachim for
four, and in October, 1596, made a most
brilliant debut at the Berlin philhar
monic. concerts, her master conducting.
Miss Jackson is always accompanied by
her brother, who is a very clever pianist
and his sister's most devoted admirer,
—St. Paul's (London).
CRUMBS OF BREAD.
How to Prepare Them So That They
Can He Kept Almoftt Indefin
itely Without Molding.
Crumbs of bread are always valuable
in breading chops and other meats for
frying, to spread over scalloped dishes,
fried meats, tish and for other pur
poses, as well as for puddings and sweet
dishes.
The secret of preparing these crumb*
so they will keep indefinitely without
mold is to dry them so that all mois
ture is removed from them. Spread
the bread on a tin in the warming oven
under or above the stove, as it is located,
and after it is perfectly dry roll it out
and sift the crumbs. Roll out those
that will not go through the sieve, and
roll and sift them again until there is
merely a handful of crumbs in the
sieve. These few coarse crumbs are
valuable for frying in butter, when used
to scatter over macaroni, noodles and
other pastes prepared to serve with
meats. For puddings dried crumbs
should have boiling milk poured over
them, and .they should remain soaking
in the milk for half an hour or longer
until the milk has cooled, when eggs,
raisins or fruit is added and seasoning
is put in. Such puddings are excellent
baked slowly or boiled in a form. For
stuffing the soft crumbs inside a loaf
of stale bread are used instead of dry
crumbs. Dried crumbs make sweeter
puddings. Toasts for use as a garnish
to soup or to serve with game or chick
en should be cut up in ornamental
shapes in tVy quantity while soft, dried
thoroughly and stored away in boxes
for u u e when required. When needed,
brush them over with melted butter
and brown them in the oven or fry
them a delicate brown in hot fat.—N.
Y. Tribune.
A Cover for llroomn.
A broom cover of cotton flannel in
any dark color is a veritable boon to a
tired housekeeper. Fit the cover close
ly over tint broom in bag fashion tying
it closely with a string run in the upper
hem. The best colors for these covers
are dark gray, red or any other color
that does not crock after sweeping off
the kitchen floor or any painted or hard
wood floor, (io over it with a covered
broom, and every particle of dust can
be easily taken up and the floor polished
almost as bright as if it had been
rubbed with a cloth by hand. A cov
ered broom is valuable for sweeping
piazzas as well as for sweeping down
walls.
t.IoMM for Shirt Front*.
Pound two ounces of fine white gum
arabic to a powder, put it in a pitchei
and pour over it one pint of belling wa
ter. Cover and let it set all night.
Carefully pour from the dregs into a
clean bottle. Cork and keep for use.
One tablespoonful stirred into a pint
of starch produces a lovely gloss on
linen, and is quite harmless to the ma,
teriftL
CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1899.
fop "1'r 1
EXTENSION LADDER.
Deacriptlou ami Picture* of One
Thut 1* Knaily Mn<le nml Op
erated Without It I ttlcul I
Upon almost every farm a tall ladder
would be very convenient, especially in
painting tall buildings, picking apples,
etc., but when a ladder is over ~0 feet
long it is very hard to handle, especial
ly if one man has to do it alone. For
high work I find that an extension lad
der is very handy, and I will try to de
scribe one that is easily made and op
erated. Make two ladders of any lengtl
you desire, but I prefer 15 feet. Makt
the bottom one wide enough to admil
the top one inside of the frame. On
the rounds at the top of the bottom
EXTENSION LADDER,
section bolt two flat pieces of iron on
the outside and bend them over so that
when the top section is laid on the
rounds they will hold it in place. On
the lower ends of the top section bolt
two irons and let them come down
straight, and at the end bend a half
circle, so they wfll just fit over the
rounds; this will support the bottom of
the top section and the irons at the
top will hold it in place. The ladder
can be doubled up and placed where
you want it. Push the top section up
when you desire to climb higher and
stop whenever you want it by simply
setting the irons upon a round. If it is
not wanted for an extension ladder it
can be slipped apart and used as two
single ladders. The illustrations will
show its construction. Fig. 2 in the
cut shows the iron that holds the ladder
together. It is four inches wide at the
top, the side that has the bolts is three
inches and the short side one inch long.
At :i is shown the iron that is fastened
to lower end of top section.—M. C.
Thomas, in Ohio Farmer.
IlnlNiiiK I'encheai from Seed.
The prevalence of yellows among
peaches makes their propagation by
budding a danger in spreading the dis
ease. It is in the sap,and if any tree
which the knife cuts into to make a
place for the bud is affected with yel
lows, the taint will be retained by the
knife and spread the yellows to ail the
trees inoculated. It is quite easy to be
sure that a rich, luscious peach is not
affected with yellows, especially i!
gathered from the tree. The pit from
such a peach ought to produce a valua
ble seedling and free from disease. The
low repute of seedling peaches dates
from the time whert the natural fruit
was about the only kind grown. But
even then some valuable seedlings were
found in every seedling produced.—
American Cultivator.
The Feed and the C«n».
There is considerable in a cow's pos
sibility to give a good quality of rich
milk, but it is easy to have that possi
bility ruir.ed by poor feed and care in
bringing up and developing. On the
other hand, no amount of food and care
will induce a cow that gives thin, poor
milk to turn about and give milk which
is rich in solids. Good feed and good
care will help develop many cows that
have been neglected, but if there is any
decided improvement it will be made
with cows that are born to be good
but have not had the opportunity. To
get the most out of any cow, good or
bad, good feed and care are necessary
but it is the good cow that gives the
best returns when well fed and eared
for. —Daily World.
The lin por tn nee of Ilrnlnn^e.
Wet land should be drained, as it may
be the most fertile on the farm. By the
use of drain tile there will be no un
sightly open ditches, and the field can
be cultivated as easily as any other. If
the land is not very wet the cost of
drainage will be but little, and such
land will be just as valuable for pas
ture as before, with the added advan
tage of being adapted to a greater va
riety of grasses tiian formerly. It can
then also come under the regular crop
rotation. If a plot has been too wet
to use for ordinary crops it will also be
too wet for grass some years, and when
drained it will produce green food
earlier in spring and later in the fall.
Teach the I.nmliN to Feeil,
The little lamb should be taught to
eat as soon as possible, by keeping feed
in a trough in a pen near by, so ar
ranged that the lambs can go in and
out at will. This should be kept up un
til the ewe can go through the same
hole that the lamb does, even feeding
the lambs after the sheep goon grass.
If ever a sheep is to have short rations,
don't let it be during the first three
months of its life. The same might be
said of any other kind of stock. Dock
the lambs and castrate the ram lambs
when about two weeks old.—Farmers'
Review,
COMMERCIAL WIT.
t Parcel of Pun* That Were Worfced
Off All Right Dot They
Didn't Take.
Four traveling men sat on the sidewalk
in front of the Windsor the other night tell
ing stories. The man who smoked stogies
Sad just finished a somnambulist tale.
"Reminds me of what the pickpocket said
to his fellow-prisoner,"' commented the man
with the nasal blossom.
"What was that?"
"I am here, gentlemen," he said, "as the
result of a moment of abstraction."
The pun fell with a dull, sickening thud.
But the man who smoked stogies came to
the front again.
"Like the incendiary, eh? There is some
limilanty. He was tnere because of his
habit of making light of things."
The blossomy man refused to be silent.
"B«t did you hear about the forger?"
"No. Why?"
"He was there on account of a simple de
lire to make a name for himself.''
The man with the stogie meditated.
"That reminds me of the burglar," he
:asually remarked. There was a three-min
ute stage wait and the man who liked apple
jack gave way to curiosity.
"Why?"
"As lie said, through nothing but taking
advantage of an opening which offered in a
large mercantile establishment."
The blossomy man had departed, leaving
a wide, far-reaching void. —St. Paul Globe.
Talniaicc and the Comixmltor.
"Many years ago, when my sermons first
attracted the attention of city editors," said
Dr. Talmage in a recent conversation, "you
reporters used to make me fume and fret,
but since I have come to know you better I
have transferred my wrath to your adver
sary, the compositor. My eyes were opened
when, after annoying blunders in print, I
determined to report my own sermons for
a certain New \ork morning paper. It
chanced that the first time I reported my
self 1 was preaching a sermon on the Peni
tential Psalms, in which sermon I said, with
emphasis:
' 'You will notice that in these verses
the name of God does not appear once. Is
not this significant?'
"Calm and confident that this time the
sense of my sermon would not be distorted
by careless reporting, I picked up the paper
on Monday morning and read:
" 'You will notice that in these verses the
name of God does not appear once. Is not
this magnificent?' " —Philadelphia Saturday
Post.
Give tlie Children a Drink
called Grain-O. It is a delicious, appetizing,
nourishing food drink to take the place of
coffee. Sold by all grocers and liked by all
who have used it, because when properly
prepared it tastes like the finest coffee but
j Is free from all its injurious properties.
{ Grain-0 aids digestion and strengthens the
I nerves. It is not a stimulant but a health
builder, and children, as well as adults, can
drink it with great benefit. Coats about Jas
j much as coffee. 15 and 25c.
Good fur Girl* Only.
Dewey anecdotes relate that the admiral
1 traces his start in life to a severe whipping
a school teacher gave him, whereupon he re
j solved to lead a new life. This anecdote will
I be read out loud by the mothers, but it will
! not fool any boy. It is harder to fool a boy
! than a girl with fairy tales. —Atchison
j Globe.
Honest Methods Win.
This is a fact that sometimes is over
looked in these days of hurry and scramble,
but it is a fact none the less. The success of
the John M. Smyth Co., Chicago, whose
advertisements are appearing in this pa
per, is a marked illustration* in point. A
tremendous business has been built up by
this firm strictly on its merits. Good goods
properly described and offered at a very low
price, the unlimited capital of the firm en
abling it to buy on extremely advantageous
terms. See the striking advertisement else
where in this issue and write the John M.
Smyth Co., 150 to 160 West Madison St.,
Chicago, for its mammoth catalogue. Every
family should have it.
Xothlnic In a Pet Xante.
When you see a man over six feet tall, who
weighs about 220, and his shoes are so big
he has to get them maftle, you can be pretty
sure that some one calls him "Artie" or
"Sweetums" or something.—N. Y. Press.
Lane's Family Medicine.
Moves the bowels each day. In order to
l je healthy this is necessary. Acts gently on
the liver and kidneys. Cures sick head
ache. Price 25 and 50c.
"Of all the delegates that I met at that
Christian Endeavor convention," said Dr.
Hill, "I liked him the best who, on being
asked what his business was, said: 'I am a
cheer-up-odist.' " —Success.
To Cure a Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure. 25c.
Some people are mighty "independent" in
their ways who have no reason to be. —Atch-
ison Globe.
I believe I'iso's Cure for Consumption
saved my boy's life last summer.—Mrs. AJlie
Douglass, Lelioy, Mich., Oct. 20, '94.
The first umbrella appeared in 1777. The
last one disappeared about 40 minutes after
we bought it. —Elliott's Magazine.
Hall'* Catarrh Care
Is taken Internally. Price 75c.
Uneasy liea the head that wears a bonnet
in which a Kirge-sized political bee is con
tinually buzzing.—Chicago Daily News.
One-half the defeats could be turned into
victories by a little effort.—Atchison Globe.
It is affectation to use a long word when
a short one will do just as well. —Elliott's
Magazine.
Dedbroke—"l hear you called on the la
dy's father last night." How'd he like your
suit?" Harduppc—"Very much, 1 think.
He kept half the coat collar when 1 left."—
Philadelphia Record.
An Easy One.—He entered the cheap res
taurant and took a seat at one of the tables.
"Will you have a lu cent dinner or a 25-cent
one." inquired a waiter. "Is there any real
diff. rence?" "Certainly." "What is it?"
"Ten cents." —Ohio State Journal.
-\ Conan Doyle says that for absent-mind
edness he holds tlie world's championship,
but we doubt if he could win out against the
Colorado woman who put her baby in the
oven to roast, and sang a lullaby in an en
deavor to soothe to sleep the stuffed turkey
ahe rocked in the cradle. —Denver Post.
Visitor (to host whose daughter is as
saulting the piano in ultra fortissimo) —"I'll
fell you what it is, sir. Your daughter is a
powerful performer; she gets out of the in
strument all there is in it." Host—"l'd be
tlMrikful if she got out the SSOO I putin u."
—Richmond Dispatch.
He (a suitor) —"Grammarians have never
been sure of the proper distinction bet ween
'I shall' and '1 will, but to my mind there
is no difficulty." She—"l don't quite know
the distinction myself." lie (thinking he
sees his opportunity)—" Well, take the ques
tion: 'Will you marry me?' Supposing 1
ask you, your reply would be not '1 will,' but
—" She (emphatically)—"l won't."—Judy.
A Horse on Him.—"Say, Dennis, d'ye
know Jamesie came to home on afurlough
"Un' phwhat's a furlough?" "G'un yer
igfteramus, it's wan uv tlnm new wagons
what runs widout a horse."—Pittsburgh
Press.
Dollie—"Have you read 'The Day's
Work?'" Chollie—"The day's work? How
•oosidiy vulgar I"—Ludiaiiapaas Journal.
CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FREE. I
One of the QrmaJrit Offer* Ever Made.
The first five persons procuring' the
Endless Chain Starch Book from their
grocer will each obtain one large 10c
package of "Ked Cross" starch, one large
10c package of "HUBINGER'S BEST"
starch, two Shakespeare pictures,
printed in twelve beautiful colors, as
natural as life, or one Twentieth Cen
tury Girl Calendar, the finest of its kind
everprinted.allabsolutely free. All oth
ers procuring the Endless Chain Starch
Book will obtain from their grocer two
large 10c packages of starch for sc, and
the beautiful premiums, which are be
ing given away. This offer is only made
for a short time to further introduce
the famous "RED CROSS" starch, and
the celebrated "HUBINGER'S BEST"
cold-water starch. "RED CROSS" laun
dry starch is something entirely new,
andiswithout doubt the greatest inven
tion of the Twentieth Century. It has
no equal, and surpasses all others. It
has won for itself praise from all parts
of the United States. It has super
seded everything heretofore used, or
known to science in the laundry art.
It is made from wheat, rice and corn,
j and is chemically prepared upon scien
i tific principles, by J. C. Hubinger, an
expert in the laundry profession, wh6
has had 25 years of practical experience
in fancy laundering, and who is the
first successful and original inventor
of all fine grades of starch in the United
States. If vou would have the best, ask
for "RED CROSS" and "HUBINGER'S
J BEST," which are the finest starches
on the market to-day. The jobbing
! houses all handle it, the retail grocer
| has it on his shelves, you find it in all
| the homes, while the careful house
j wife has adorned the walls of the home
1 with the beautiful Shakespeare pie
i tures, which are being- given away in
1 introducing "RED CROSS" and "HTJ
! DINGER'S BEST" starch.
j Some smart men are fools for revenue
I only.—Chicago Daily News.
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THE PUBLIC
Something for Sharka In All Llnaa
of Uutlneii to fmry
Upon.
"You must remember," said the man
who was arguing with great volubility and
•elf-approval, "that we owe a duty to th«
public."
"Who is the public?" inquired Mr. Bly
kins, abruptly.
"Why—er—the masses, you know; the
genera! populace."
"No," said Mr. Hlykins, with emphasis,
"you got the wrong idea. The public is
something to be roped in; to be gouged; to
be walked over. To the sugar trust tlie pub
lic is a great congregation of confectionery
consumers. To the beef trust the public it
a vast menagerie of carnivorous bipeds. To
the politician it is a collection of person*
who have influence at elections; to the the
atrical manager, a crowd of people in front
of the box office eager to get rid of money;
to the street car conductor, a lot of creatures
who ought to be made to step lively."
"You think the public gets imposed upon
all around?"
"Yes. It doesn't deserve any better, ana
retribution is always waiting. The man
who imposes on the public in one respeel
lapses back into the general outfit in some'
thing else and is imposed on in his turn.
It's a heartless business all the way
through. One great and elaborate schema
of imposition. What people ouftht to do i<
to hold primaries in all parts of the civilized
world and send delegates to The Hague to
' see if they can't discuss something like a
j disarmament scheme by which the people
! of this earth can be persuaded to quit im
; posing on one another. —Washington Star.
Motto of the Siamese \ntlon.
| Have you heard the motto of the govera
; ment of Siam? And having heard it, hav»
I you repeated it? And having repeated it,
i have you caught its purely personal appli'
| cation? And having caught it, have you
: tried it on your friends? This is the motto:
j "Ah Wa la Nas Siam." It sounds uninteh
! ligible nonsense, but keen saying it over as
long as you can and as fast as you can and
you will discover at last that the eastern
patois has a western sense that aptly classi
fies many a remorseful subject of Uncle Sam.
For "Ah Wa Ta Nas Siam v ' is easily evolved
into "Ah, what an ass I am."—Chicago
Chronicle.
Some people run as easily as the color in
red bunting.—Atchison Globe.
When you hate a man, either fight him or
say nothing.—Atchison Globe.
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