Cameron County press. (Emporium, Cameron County, Pa.) 1866-1922, August 31, 1899, Page 2, Image 2
2 CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. H. H. MULLIN, Editor. Published Every Thursday. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Per year 12 00 If paid in advance 1 !>0 ADVERTISING RATES: Advertisements are published at the rate of one dol.ur per square fur one insertion and ilfiy cents i er square for each subsequent Insertio i Hates by ihe year, or for six o.' th ee mouths, are low and uniform, and will be furnished on application. Legal and Official Advertising per square, three times or less, a 2; each subsequent inser tion :0 cents per square. Local notices 10 cents per line for one tnser sertion: 5 cents per line for each subsequent consecutive insertion. Obituary notices over five lines. 10 cents per line. Simple announcements of births, mar riages ami deaths will lie inserted free. Business cards, live lines or less, per year; over live lines, at the regular rates of adver tising. No local inserted for less than 75 cents per issue. JOB PRINTING. The Job department of the PKESS iscomplete •nd afford-, facilities for doing the best class of work. PAR I u ri.AH ATTKM ION PAID TO I. AW PHINTINO. No paper will be discontinued until arrear ages arc paid, except at the option of the pub lisher. Papers sent out of the county must be paid (or in advance. Woman's Independence. The increase In the number of self supporting women, especially notice ably in our large middle class, is creat ing a new problem, the economic as well as moral significance of which is inter esting, savs Sara Y. Stevenson, in July Lippineott's. If women became men's intellectual equals whilst retaining their moral superiority, a serious com petition must be established, in which the nonsmoking, nondrinking and gen erally more orderly employe must sur vive as the littest in the struggle for ex istence. On the whole, however, the close contact in which men and women, are brought through education and co exertion is beneficial to both. It adds; to woman's strength, clearness of judg ment and business capacity, whilst bj r increasing his respect for womanlg un derstanding it tends to raise man's moral standards to a level nearer to her awn. Pessimists have claimed that the "new woman" in exchange for her re cently acquired fields must lose the sliivalrous attentions granted to her grandmothers. But so long as men and women depend upon each other for love and happiness there need be no fear of that. Indeed, such a fear would imply that modern man has stood still when woman lias progressed. Such a thought cannot be entertained. Man is not like ly to refuse the dignified, well-informed woman who sympathizes with his high est aims and who strives with him to at tain them the physical protection and the courtesy which he has so lavishly bestowed upon the woman described by Mr. Kipling as the woman who "never could know and did not under stand." In 1557 Postmaster General Iloratio King, of President Buchanan's cabinet, appointed Melvira E. Stone postmis tress at the little village of North Ox ford, Mass. Miss Stone was the second woman ever appointed to that position in the United States, and has held the position ever since—for -12 consecutive years. She is said to have held the of fice for a longer term than any other person in the country. She is a cousin of Clara Barton, of the Red Cross, with whom she used to make mud pft's in their early days. Political parties may come and go, but no administration has yet ventured to disturb the manage ment of the North Oxford post office. Three lads who mistook William Rarnes, a wealthy resident of Port Nor folk, for a sea serpent and shot him through the chin while he was swim ming were arraigned before a magis trate and tlicir cases continued one week. Parsons, the boy who fired the ehot, declares that he and his compan ions were frightened by the antics of Barnes, who Is an expert swimmer, and when headed for their boat feet for ward,spurting water, they thought him a ferocious monster of the deep, and fired. Barnes will recover. One of the girls in the mills at YVa tervillc, Me., several months ago wrote her name and address on a piece of cotton. The other day she received a letter from a lady in Arizona, who said that the cloth had been purchased by Uncle Sam, and was being cut up for garments in a school for the Apache Indians there. It was but a few years ago that ihe Apaches, ihe most cruel and fiendish tribe North American Indians, -were taking scalps instead of making shir's. What a cosmopolitan city New York is was strikingly exemplified the other day in Jefferson Market police court. Two men were answering to a charge of fighting on. Seventh avenue. One of them was a Belgian and the other a Swiss. The policeman who arrested them was a German, the court inter preter u Greek, the judge an Ameri can and a policeman who went to L.e assistance of his brother officer in stop ping the fight an Irishman. Clarence Baker, a local barber of Lin coln, Neb., after five attempts to get into the I nited States regular service has been accepted. He was examined . the mornjng and was found to be four pounds under w eight. lie was told to drink as much water as his stomach could comfortably hold and return after dinner. Ilis weight was satisfactory at the afternoon examination, and he was accepted. DEMOCRATIC MANAGERS. Tnlk of a Shirt In the Control of Na tional Affairs In the Party. Humors continue to be circulated from St. Louis of certain mysterious combinations in politics which have for their object a change in democratic na tional leadership. Ever since it was decided last May in that city, at an informal conference of democratic na tional committeemen, to put a younger and more active politician than Sen ator Jones, of Arkansas, at the head of the national organization, gossip has busied itself in Missouri over the ul terior and hidden significance of the shift about to be made in party man agers. Ex-Gov. William J. Stone, it was unanimously agreed, was to be Mr. Jonas' successor as head of the national committee, and with his ad vancement it was confidently predicted n new and powerful factor would be created in democratic politics. What role Mr. Stone would play in the presi dential struggle of 1900 was, of course, not clearly defined; but hints have not been wanting that he would dispute with Col. Bryan not only the control .of the machinery of next year's na . ional convention, but even the nomi nation for the presidency itself. Too much importance should not be attached to these whisperings from St. Louis of a covert or open campaign to transfer to other shoulders than Col. Bryan's the burdens of party leader ship. Gov. Stone's abilities are unques tioned and his political ambitions are doubtless far reaching; but there is nothing in his attitude so far to indicate that he hopes to displace Col. Bryan as the recognized leader of the. western and southern democracy. Indeed, whatever Mr. Stone's personal inclina tions may be, he is too good a politician to invite the difficult and unequal struggle involved in any attempt to break Col. Bryan's present hold upon the party. Though Mr. Stone's eleva tion to the temporary chairmanship of the national committee was accom plished without friction recently at Chicago, his choice for the post in no way challenged Col. liryan's pres tige; nor did the ex-governor's elec tion qualify in the slightest the easy mastery shown by the Nebraska leader both in influencing the committee's deliberations and in shaping, as its mouthpiece, next year's campaign pol icy through his Auditorium speech. The odds against Mr. Stone in a con test for the party leadership would, under present conditions, be practically overwhelming. As an expansionist he is clearly out of touch with the bour bon sentiment of a party which has acted pretty consistently on the theory that the chief business of an opposi tion is to oppose. Suspected of luke warmness to the cause of silver, he has incurred the hostility of the extremist free coinage organizations which have undertaken the burden of keeping the party loyal to the platform of 1890. In volved in dealing with eastern politi cians of the Tammany stripe, he is distrusted by the southern leaders, who since Mr. Cleveland's election in 1892 have lost faith in alliances of any sort between the south and the east. More over, as a committee room politician, pure and simple, how could the Mis souri ex-governor be expected to hold his own against a rival who not only knows the tricks of the cabinet, but can enforce his purposes and policies through a gift of oratory which few American politicians have been fortu nate enough to command. To our way of thinking, no vacancy exists at present in the important post to which Mr. Stone is thought by his St. Louis friends to aspire. Nor, if Mr. Bryan's political activity continues, will the placard "Leader Wanted" be lning out at democratic national head quarters for some time to come. —N. Y. Tribune. OPINIONS OF THE PRESS. C?' William MeKinley was the "ad vance agent of prosperity" for a fact.— Indianapolis Journal. EVThe old-school democrats of Ken tucky never thought the day would come when they would be obliged to im port their principal speechmaking tal ent.—Washington Star. ICPBryan indorses the regular demo cratic ticket in Kentucky, but adds that he doesn't know anything about it. That's a valuable certificate of recom mendation. —N. V. Press. IC'The able democratic editors are as suming an assured tone when speaking of John I*. Altgeld which seems to in dicate that they have his obituary al ready in type. —Chicago Tribune. P"Mr. Bryan says he hoped to unify the Kentucky democrats. Mr. liryan's previous successes as a unifier were not such as to have emboldened a less sanguine disposition.—Albany Argus (Dem.). ICT'Mr. Bryan says the party is first, the platform second and the nominee third. The party that stood first with Bryan in 1592 was that of Weaver, and his versatility may again be displayed in 1900. —St. Louis Globe-Democrat. tCIn response to the threatened re fusal of eastern democrats to contrib ute to a campaign fund if Mr. Bryan shall be nominated, the Bryan leaders say in that ease they will raise the cry of "a poor man's campaign" and make their candidate popular on that line. With his experience in handling gate money, Mr. Bryan ought to be able to finance his own campaign.—lndianap olis Journal. in?After Bryan has swallowed the democratic candidate for governor of Kentucky to help his own canvass for t' » nresidcntinl nomination, he lias the ! *i claim it as an act of sclf-re nuiiciuni If it were true, as Bryan says, that he has "no personal or polit ical interests to be considered when democratic principles are at stake," he would get out, and thus give the demo cratic party a chance to make some sort if a showing next year.—Troy Times. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 31, 1899. FLOOD OF PROSPERITY. The tiiiod Time* Have Mnile the l)em ocrat* C'eane The! r C alamity Honilug. Among the many indications of pros perity none are more remarkable, than the car famine on the eastern and mid western railroads. For two years the output of new cars has been prodigious, and yet there are not nearly enough to handle the freight. The suinmel wheat crop, it should be understood has not yet begun to move, nor are corn, potatoes, apples, hops and the otherstaple crops oft he area mentioned ready for shipment. So the glut of traffic is mainly caused by shipments of manufactured articles. The call for these is larper than has ever before been the case in the history of the coun try, particularly for manufactures >4 iron, and despite an increase of price along some lines we cannot see any signs of an abatement in the volume of demand. People who have lately visited the east speak of the condition of business there us surpassing any thing that was promised even in the most sanguine speeches of the McKin ley orators three years ago. The strikes that are happening among railroad men are none of them against a reduction of wages, but are carried on either for the sake of a fairer ratio of pay toward the new business done or in protest against the overwork which follows an effort to keep up with orders or to pet relief from a congested demand upon manufacturing facilities. They do not alter the fact that money was never so plentiful, industry so active nor de mand so great. On the contrary, they emphasize it. When the commercial uplift first brought the country out of the slough of despond into which the Gorman- Wilson bill had plunged it the demo cratic fashion was to account 'for pros perity by the prices realized for wheat owing to the failure of the crop in India and other places on the plobe. No such explanation is possible now, and that is the reason the democratic journals have dropped the prosperity discussion. They never allude to bet ter times, except in their affidavits of circulation and advertising, but are do ing their best to raise issues against the administration which will cause the people to forget what they owe to it. But the task is bound to prove too great for partisan ingenuity. What ever views the workingman may hold on the subject of "imperialism" he knows when he is well off and is quite capable of voting to keep himself in that comfortable situation as long as he can.—San Francisco Chronicle. SILVER SENTIMENT WANING. Other Isxtie* Arc Now EnKnsrinn th« Attention of tin- Majority of lit- in of r<l tn. Straws indicative of the political drift are numerous, and they are uniformly adverse to Bryanism and the extreme silver element. One is not inclined tc attach much importance to the Sarato ga meeting of Van Wyck boomers. It is impossible to discover anythinp inspir iting in the record or personality ot the ex-judge of Brooklyn. But the talk in his favor among prominent south ern democrats serves, at any rate, tc impress the silver hotheads with the ne cessity of studying popular sentiment instead of assuming it. Politicians can not make or dictate issues. If the peo ple are not interested in silver it if worse than idle to force that issue upon them. With silver Bryan's political feft tunes are inextricably involved. Sil ver makes Bryan a logical candidate; with the subordination of that ques tion he becomes the most illogical ol candidates. The Saratoga conference is making itself ridiculous by the sol emn advocacy of Van Wyck, but its real object is to undermine Bryanism. At Syracuse a conference of silverite? and faithful Bryapites has just been held. The leading spirits are not knowr to fame, but it is noteworthy that they quarreled among themselves and adopt ed a platform that cannot suit the ultra element of the party. Anti-imperial ism, trusts and popular election of sen ators are given as much prominence as silver. The radicals bitterly fouplit this declaration, but they were outvoted. Thus was silver stabbed in the house of its warmest friends. After all. Bryan may not have sc royal a road to a renomination as he fondly imagined a few months ago. Dif ficulties are multiplying, and the cloud on his political horizon is already big ger than a man's hand. Gen. Jackson, of Tennessee, may be too optimistic in saying that the party is about to right itself and throw Bryanism overboard, but a hard fight will be made. It is a mistake to suppose that only the gold democrats are opposed to Bryan and free silver. There are plenty of "repu lars" and ex-silverites who perceive the folly of bourbon ism and defiant disre pard of facts. These will have their representatives in the convention and will be heard with respect and involun tary interest. —Chicago Post. C7\Vhen the republicans gather to gether next year there will be no un certain sound as to *he money question. Even thus early the republicans of lowa liavedeclared t hilt "the monetary stand ard of this country and the world is gold." Tliey further declare that "tin permanence of this standard must be assured by congressional legislation, giving it the validity and vitality of pub lie law." The western republicans are in the van upein the moni'y question and they will be closely followed b\ their brethren in the east.—Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. rrit is a wonder that our meddlesome "aunties" have not protested to the Mexican government against the war that is being made on the Yaquis. But, of course, they won't. They could nol make a political point against. Pits' dent McKinley.—Cleveland Leader. FIVE DEAD, TEN WOUNDED. Itemrit ol' a Itlot Inatlualrd by Kx < uhun Soldier* Itecaiise of Iteiuy in Hri-civlng tlie Anirrirau Gratuity. Santiago ile Cuba, Aug. 24. Five men are dead and ten wounded as a result of a tight Tuesday nipht be tween {"endaj'nues and disappoint eel Cuban soldiers at Cuevitas. three miles from Santiapo. where the payment of the Cuban troops is progress*iiij. Five thousand ( iibaus had gathered there te> receive pay, and after three davs only 580 had been paid. Thousands who had been disappointed at other points had come to Cuevitas, as the last place of payment in the province. The imperfect list causes great dis satisfaction and a rumor circulated that' the paymaster would leave on Wednesday alarmed the men who had not been paid. They began to collect in groups and to show their annoy ance. Finally their threats became serious. ( apt. Baliat with 20 gendarmes was present to preserve order among the and the I'nited States j troops protected Col. Moale, the offi | eer having charge of the payments. I Suddenly Capt. Baliat, who was mounted, was surrounded by a mob, struck by stones and bottles and shot in the arm. His men fired a volley into the mob, three persons being in stantly killed and IT! wounded, two of whom died yesterday morning. Col. Moale's guard promptly sur rounded tttc money office, but took no part in the fighting. For a few min utes there was a lively conflict, car bines and machetes being used freely. Capt. Baliat was the only gendarme wounded. All the dead were colored Cuban soldiers. Wednesday morning payment was resumed under a hcav\ guard. There are r'lniors that a force is being organ ized 1o attack the pay office, but these are probably unfounded. There is no doubt that the inacurate list will cause a great deal of hard ship. Many veterans have vainly fol lowed the United States commissioner for six weeks, only to find that their names are not listed. SMASHED THE TARGET. A Tent ol a New "»llcil Mioii'n tliat It Could Mnli a Haltlefchip. New York, Aug. 21.—At the Sandy Hook proving ground yesterday an experiment was made with a dynamite shell which tnciled to prove that if it had struck a battleship the latter would have been sunk. The experi ment was one of those ordered by the board of ordnance and fortifications and took place in the presence of mem bers of the board. Maj. Heath, who is in charge of the defences at Sandy Book, and Willard S. Ishain. the in ventor of the projectile. The shell, made from about 900 pounds of ex plosive gelatine, was fired from nn ordinary 12-incli ritle mounted on an Improvised carriape behind a shield. The eharpe used for firing it was com posed of common brown prismatic powder. About 200 feet in front of the pun a piece of Harveyized steel 12 inches thick and specially treated was plaeeel at an angle of 45 degrees to the line of fire. lichinel it was a thick backing of oak, ami behind the oak was a small mountain of sand, the whole calculated to be stronger than a battleship's side. The shell struck anil exploded with a terrific report. The steel target was blown clear up the oak backing and lay 17 feet to one side and at right angles to the line the shot had followed. Part, of the oak backing anel the sand behind it were blown away. Only four pounds of steel frag ments of the shell were found. Mem bers of the lionrd expressed satisfac tion with the experiment. The most destructive explosive known was used in the shell. Tt was composed of PS pi'r cent, of nitro-glyeerin. 8 per cent, of gun cotton as an absorbent and t per cent, of camphor. It is estimated to be 25 per cent, more powerful than No. 1 dynamite. THE TANNERS' TRUST. Pimm lor a Great < oiiiiiliie ol Leather TO all lilac Hirer* are Porlceled. New York, Aug. 24.—The tanners of the east and middle west who have been in this city working for a com bination of upper leather manufactur ers since August 1. are confident that in a few days their organization will be effected. The combination, they say, will include nearly all the calf skin and cowhide leather manufactur ers between Wisconsin and the At lantic ocean with the exception of sev eral large tanneries in Milwaukee, and will be known as the American Hide and Leather Co. In the statements issue-d to possible purchasers, the authorized maximum issue of capital stock is placed at $17.- 500,000, and $10,000,000 of (i per cent, gold bonds. The real estate, machin ery and buildings are valued at $7,000,- 000, raw material and finished product at $0,000,000. The average earnings for the last ten years of 23 concerns in the proposed combination are set at $1,600,000. A S3<v»00,000 (iliiM < onihine. Martinsville, Tnd., Aug. 24. —Manu- facturers representing 92 per cent, of the window glass manufacturers of the country have organized a combine which will be capitalized for s'lo,ooo - It will be known as the Amer ican Window Glass Co. anel will be in corporated next week in both New Jersey and Pennsylvania. The manu facturers are to receive 40 per cent, in cash for their holdings and 00 per cent, in the trust. ICoot TOt-aiift Kiislite**. Washington. Aug. 24.—Secretary Root returned to this city last nipht from his visit to the president at Lake Cliamplain. That the campaign in the Philippines is to be pushed vigor ously is evident from a remark the secretary made to the reporters. lie said that every man belonging to the twenty regiments of volunteers now being recruited will eat his Christmas dinner in that country. Regarding the reports that Gen. Merritt is to -ueceed Otis in command of the troops in the Philippines, Secretary Root was noncommittal. A REMARKABLE REPORT. nfdlral 111 rector ol' a Mute Innnne .%») I■■ in l» AI leyjrd to Have l.rd a I.il»- of Crimp and Immorality. San Friineiseo, Aug. 24. —The state bewrel of lunacy commissioners met here Wednesday to hear the report of liov. Gape 011 the result of the investi- JTT!TI <lr 1 s of the board into the condi tions existing - at the Agnew asylum for the insane, situated near San Jose, Santa Clara county. Gov. (Jape's re port is doubtless one of the most start lii.fr papers of its kind ever presented to a similar board for its considera tion. It is based principally 011 the career of Dr. Sponagle, medical direc tor of the asylum, previous to his in stallation as such. As a result of the investigation Dr. Sponaple and two as sistants, Drs. Stocking and Cristal, have been removed, the assistants not being charged with anythinp more prave than incompetency. The investipation of affairs at Ag new was the direct result, of the birth of a child to one of the patients. Sen sational charges were made and the investigation followed. Gov. Gape in cluded in his report the testimony of reputable people tending to show that Sponaplc's career was one of gross immorality and crime. Gov. Gape as serts that in 1*92, while Sponaple was a resident of Fresno, in this state, lie was accused of tryinp to defraud a Philadelphia insurance company, whose medical examiner he was, out of SIO,OOO, with the assistance of a Mrs. Skinner, whose husband was dv inp of consumption. The consump tive's life was insured and shortly after the first payment, was mailed to Philadelphia lie died. Suspicion arose. The insurance company made an in vestigation and succeeded in pettinp a confession from Mrs. Skinner showing that a conspiracy existed. The mat ter was dropped on Mrs. Skinner's promise to turn state's evidence if necessary. The povernor says that Sponaple was accused of criminally assaultinp a woman patient. The charpes, while almost conclusive, did not result in anythinp and Sponaple left Fresno the nipht after the charpes had been dis missed. Gov. Gape further asserts that I)r Sponaple was also accused, at one time, of havinp murdered a Mr. Tliurman, to whom he owed money, rnd that several women patients of TV. Sponaple have made charpes of a serious nature apainst Sponaple. who was attendinp them professionally. The report of the povernor is of such a character that it is unprintable, but shows Sponaple up in even a worse lipht than the forepoinp. The lunacy commissioners adopted the report and ordered the dismissal of Sponaple, Rtockinp and Cristal. Dr. .1. 11. Crane, of Santa Ana, Cal.. was appointed to succeed Sponaple as medical director of the asylum. CELESTIALS ARE BARRED. fien. Oti* Applies (lie i lilnese lixrlti ■ ion Aft to tlio ■ 'lilllppillc Inland*. Washinpton, A up. 24. —The state de partment has been informed through a diplomatic channel that (Jen. Otis: has applied the Chinese exclusion laws to the Philippines. The information was a surprise to the authorities here, both state and military, as the m.itt 'r has been under consideration for ::ome time and it was not known that ' ien, Olis had put the exclusion law into force. The first intimation in that direc tion came in a disoateh received a few days apo from tin 1 Chinese consul at Manila, tellinp the Chinese legation here that the exclusion law apainst Chinese had been applied to the Philip pines. The state department knew nothing of such an exclusion, and made in quiry of the war department. The military authorities, however, were equally without information as to Gen. Otis' course. Accordingly the Chinese officials were advised that any action taken by (ien. Otis in applying the exclusion laws to the Philippines was not the result of instructions sent from here, but was doubtless due to an exercise of his authority as pover nor pcneral of the Philippines. What further step the Chinese authorities will take has not been determined. In this connection the state depart ment has received an Important letter from Mr. Williams, our former consul at Manila, who still remains there in a confidential capacity lie says the native Filipinos are strongly opposed to Chinese labor, and in ids opinion the exclusion of the Chinese from the islands would aid in bringing the wai to a close. lie places the Chinese population at 52,000. which is consid erably more than other estiina*'*.? tinrr official sources. The Chinese government has shown more anxiety as to the course ot '.his government toward the Chinese in the Philippines than towards those in Cuba or other parts of the world, mainly because the Philippines ar3 sc r ear China anil larg?' numbers of Chi nese are established there. They carry on the bulk of the retail trade, have an extensive quarter in Manila and send out travelinp salesmen, carving packs, to the remote interior of the islands. 1 ' fatality. Big Rapids. Mich.. Aug. 24.—.T01in Penning, of this city, was drivinp yes terday with two daughters of John Draper. A Detroit, Grand Rapids & Western train struck the rip at May nard's crcssinp. The oldest pirl was killed and the other may die. Penn ing has a bad scalp wound. lie wa* carried 40 rods on the cowcatcher. < IvnT'd lie Vocicty's Name. Des Moines. la.. Aug. 24. —Gen. Rob ert St. George Drvenforth. of Wash inpton. was yesterday re-elected com mander-in-ehief of the I'liion Veter ans' union without opposition, (ien. George I". T.udley. of South Dakota, deputy commander-in-chief; Gen. W. b. French, of Massachusetts, second deputy commander. The other offi cers heretofore elected, will be here after appointive. A new constitution was adopted, changing the name to "I'nion Mattlenicn. or I'nion Veterans' union " Each state shall lie a division each.command a regiment. ASTONISHED THE DOMINIES. Sensational Rxanlt fff m Fancy Drru rosluinr at a 7lliil«tr rial (•alherlne. Judge E. 11. Martindale, of Indianap olis, Ind., owns one of the handsomest residences in that city—a large stone mansion hidden from the street by a thick grove of trees. It was in this house that one of the most exciting functions ever known in the Hoosier capital took place many years ago, the true story of which is now printed for the first time. The judge, who was one of the leaders of society and at the same time was a pillar in the Presby terian church, had issued invitations for a fancy dress ball, which at the last moment he had to withdraw be cause of the presence in this country of a large body of Presbyterian dele gates from (ireat Britain on their way to an international conference in the west. They were to be entertained at the judge's on the night set for the ball. Jt so happened that every guest re ceived his notice save one, a merchant named Woodward, who was on a trip through the northwest. It also hap» pened that Mr. Woodward had hit up on the most startling disguise of anj planned. He had bought a comple»» costume of a Sioux war chief and in tended making up as nearly like the original as possible. Mr. Woodward did not return to In dianapolis until the evening fixed for the ball, and, therefore, to save time, put on his costume at his office and drove to the Martindale residence in his carriage, which he dismissed at the gate. Through the trees and shrub bery he glided stealthily until he reached the house. Looking through the window Mr. Woodward saw some persons whom he knew and many of whom he did not, but everyone was in ordinary evening dress. "They've unmasked," soliloquized the war chief, "but I'll have my fun just the same." Thereupon, stepping upon a ledge, he made one spring through the open window and landed in the center of a group of Scotch del egates, meantime brandishing a genu ine tomahawk and Tittering shrill and Mood-curdling war whoops. The effect was astounding to the masquerader. Some of the guests fainted, others crept under the tables and sofas or fled to t.he upper stories of the house. It took only an instant for Mr. Woodward to discover that a terrible mistake hail been made. In order to preserve his identity and make his escape he gave a few more whoops, executed a fearful danee and darted out of the window into the darkness. It was explained to the foreign guests that one of the Indianapolis In dian triboK was evidently restless, but that no further trouble need be fear ed. As for Mr. Woodward, his side c.t the story was not known for nearly 20 years afterward. —Philadelphia Post. SUNKHAZER FLIES OF MAINE. Wor»t Than Jersey Momcinltoea and KIUKIIIK HUK" Have .\O Cliunco with Them. Since reading in the newspapers of the kissing bug and his doings all the people in rural Maine have taken to capturing bugs andinsectsof all sorts and bringing the speci mens to town tor examination by newspa per men and naturalists. Countless are the kinds of bugs that have been taken to Bangor in bottles, boxes and preserve jars, and the captors all seem to be sorely dis appointed when told that instead of the gen uine kisser they have a moth killer, a lace winged Hy, or something quite common and harmless. A man came from Veazie to Bangor the other day with a ferocious-looking bug corked up in a preserve jar and claimed the credit ol having captured the first kissing bug in that part of tne country. It was not the famous kissing bug that he had, but a na tive bug somewhat resembling a small lob ster with wings. "I don't care a hang," declared the Veazie man, when told that he must try again. "These tellers kin lick the stuflin' out of Suukhazers, and that's what none of your common bugs kin do." Not many people living far away from Bangor know what a "Sunkhazer" is like. It is a ferocious big fly that infests the flats and meadows about Jiunkhaze deadwater, a place in the Penobscot river where the water is slack and where millions of logs are rafted. The Sunkhazers are the pest of the loggers, upon whom they feast to their heart's content, and nothing can drive them awav. They are four times the size of the famed mosquitoes of Jersey, and any Maine man will back one of them against 3 dozen kissing bugs in a fair stand-up fight. Maine folks have, probably, no kissing bugs, but so long as the Sunkhazers survive they will not feel lonesome.—N. Y. Sun. Co«lj- Called for n Cut. Col. Cody, the eminent scout, helped to build a church at North Platte, and was per suaded by his wife and daughter lo accom pany them to the opening. The ministel gave out the hymn, which commenced with the words: "Oh, for ten thousand tongues to sing, etc. The organist, who p.'ayed by ear, started the tune in too high ir key and had to try again. A second attempt ended like the first in failure. "Oh, for ten thou sand tongues to sing my great—" came th« opening words for the third time, followed by a squeak from the organ and a relapse into painful silence. Cody could contain himself no longer, and blurted out: "Star! it at five thousand, and mebbe some of the rest of us can get in." San Franciscc W ave. Trace*. Sorrow had left its marks on her faee, but she still showed traces of her forme? beauty. In fact, the bitter tears had washed ofl only a couple of streaks.—lndianapolis Jour nal . Nil DPRpernndum. Mistress—You once went to a fortune teller, Kitty? Did she teil you anything that came true? Maid—No, ma'am; but I'm young yet!— Puck. I" r ° r Sak e of Fun , Mischief is Done.'' j A vast amount of mischief is done, 1 too, because people neglect to keep their j blood pure. It appears in eruptions, 112 » dyspepsia, indigestion, nervousness, I t kidney diseases, and other ailments, • I Hood's Sarsaparilla cures all disease* J « promoted by impure blood or loiu state | tof the system. Remember 4