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The Job department of the PRESS is complete »a« fiords facilities for dointf the best class ot •fork pAItTICULAH ATTENTION PAIDTO LAW PMKTINO. No paper will be discontinued ntll arrear ages are paid, except at the option of tbe puo- Usher. Papers sent out of the county must be paid fer in advance. Adulteration Checked. Connecticut has a food adulteration law under the provisions of which the presence of any antiseptic or preserva tive not evident and not known to the purchaser or consumer marks the ar ticle as adulterated anel unfit for sale. The state maintains an experimental station for analyses of suspected food proilucts, whence information of cases of adulteration is promptly sent to the proper prosecuting officers. This sim ple machinery has proved <|uite effect ive in limiting the vagaries of fooel sophistieators in Connecticut, since the publicity given to the analyses of the experimental station usually results in driving the depreciated article out of the market. In a recent instance the state chemist found "pure fruit jelly" to consist, solely of "starch paste sweet ened with glucose, artificially flavored, eoloreil with coal tar dye and preserved with salicylic acid." This is excellent public work which should be under taken on an enlarged and liberal scale in every populous state in the union. The American llay Fever association, so far as known, is the only society in the United States bound together by the ties of disease. There is no diph theria club or pneumonia circle, or in dependent order of rheumatics, or other organizations where a common malady forms a bond of union. Only members of the American Hay Fever association, says the Kansas City Star, hlow their noses and wipe their eyes in unison. The Hay Fever association was first heard of a-frood many years ago, when Henry Ward Beecher was a leading spirit, and the gathering ground of fhc organization was said to be the White mountains in Xew Hamp shire. Later New Mexico was pro claimed the sneezer's Mecca, and Capt. Philip lieade, U. S. A., appeared as chief scribe. Now it is given out that Mar quette, Mich., is the head center in place of Fetoskey, originally selected, and it is said that the fall meeting of the association will see a thousand members in attendance. What is colled the kissing bug is found to be an old acquaintance, not a newcomer from the Philippines. Sci entists at Amherst confirm its impos ing name of Mclanolestes Picipes, but it belongs to the squash bug family, and is widely distributed in the United States, especially in the south and west. It is black, tinged with red, with shining wings, is somewhat hairy, and over half an inch long. Unless roughly handled it is not likely to at tack a person, and then it pierces and sucks, for it cannot bite. Usually it lives under stones and logs, preying upon subterranean insects. Its sting when aroused is severe, but as far as mankind is concerned it acts in self defense. The theory that it seeks the lips before plunging in its weapon is not accepted by the scientific. While a young lady of Hickman coun ty, Ky., was eloping with her sweet heart recently, the buggy upset and one of her arms was broken and a wrist dislocated. Nevertheless, after her in juries had received the attention of a physician she insisted that the mar riage should not be postponed and tbe ceremony was performed, although both of the bride's arms were incased in splints. A volume of clippings valued at $2,500 is to be presented to Admiral Dewey upon his arrival. The book contains be tween its solid silver covers a wealth of printed matter, from profound editor ials on the admiral to humorous poetry regarding him, and from the comments of the president and cabinet flown to the jokes of street, gamins. If the Pennsylvania professor who has discovered that asphalt can be made out of red herrings would now turn the process end for end and show how red herrings can be made out of asphalt the process would possess an enhanced commercial value. The latest test of sobriety is a word of letters. It is eleetropliotomicrog raphy, and the meaning as there given is "photographing by electric light ob jects magnified by the microscope." The absorption of soeia water and ice "•m during the summer season di tlie consumption of eandv '• cent. DEMORALIZED HOPELESSLY. Tbe Drmarmc} IK H < rumlilinu I'nrty M li u Self-I>e*l roj lug Pulley. ITou. James 11. Eckels, of Chicago, who was comptroller of the currency in the second Cleveland administration, has been giving the New York Times his views of ilie democratic party of to day. Mr. Eckels was one of the oracles of his party a few years ago, and his views will be of interest not only be cause they are justified by the apparent facts, but because he speaks the opinion of many who once did not hesitate to avow their membership in the demo cratic party. The former comptroller calls attention to the fact that in the present leadership of the democratic party there is not a name that com mands national respect. Theparty is in the hands of an aggregation of little men of small repute. He might have added that not a democrat who in past years has given fame to his party would have consented to be allied with such lightweights as now usurp the con trol of that party. Of the democratic party of to-day Mr. Eckels says: "It has not now, and it cannot grain, the confidence of any considerable part of the conservative elements of the country as long as it has a leadership preaching dis content and engendering class hatred. With the present leadership no matter how wise a platform might be adopted, nothing would be gained. No party can come into power which, on analysis, .shows the lead ers of it in every local community almost lacking the confidence of all who make up the business part of such community. It will be found on investigation that from national politics down to local no one Is taking an interest in democratic affairs who is making a living outside of the pale of politics. Of course, no party will be in trusted with the conduct of important gov ernmental affairs which commands the services of party politicians only. It must be willing now and then at least to pay attention to the advice of thosi who have some property interests at stake, and it must be able to have their respect and confidence. The struggle which democracy is now making seems to have as its sole object the driving away of all who own property, no matter whether the amount be large or small. Those who map out its policy art- making the serious mistake of counting the number of discontented of the country to be larger than that of the contented. This is the basis and the blun der of demagoglsm always." Such a policy already has proved itself self-destructive. Mr. Eckels need not lay great claim to prophecy to be able tej say safely that the disaster of isOti will be repeated in 1 'JOG. Of the demageiguish obstinacy and its sure result Mr. Eckels says: "The very fact that 'free coinage of sil ver' is announced as again to be the chief democratic Issue of 1900, despite the dead ness of it, must convince every thoughtful democrat of the sham and pretense of those who lead the party. These leaders must know that they cannot even com mand a respectful hearing upein that phase of the Chicago platform, much less win the election. They hold to it simply be cause it is the most convenient rallying cry to bring together the elements of dis content to which they pander. They have turned the party over to socialism, and made it helpless for public good." The crumbling of the party speaks for itself in the le)ss of political pres tige. The democratic critic of the dem ocratic party says: "Since the advent of the sentimental rhetoric of Mr. Bryan and the cunning and perverted Intellect of Jlr Altgeld as con trolling forces in the party's councils democrats have seen every democratic United States senator in the north but one, and he from the state of .Montana, lost, and in addition two senators from MV. st Virginia, two from -Maryland and one from Ketucky and Delaware, Illinois, Indi ana, New York. New Jersey, Ohio, Wiscon sin.Connecticut and Delaware have all been driven from the party. There Is not a single democratic governor north of .Ma son and Dixon's line. The governors of Minnesota and -Montana are populists." The result of the freak performance at Chicago, w hen Uryan broke loose and the democratic party tendered him a quitclaim deed, is expressed in forcible contrast by Mr. Eckels. The party got Bryan, who is described as follows: "Mr. Bryan, with his too apparent eager ness to gain the presidential office, and his want of any employment outside of poli ties, couplc-d with his lack of profound thought, and surface knowledge of pub lic questions: .Mr. Bryan, with his delight in preaching discontent, arraying class against class, no matter how honest he may be with it all, can never commend himself to a people whose common sense always at the critical time asserts itself. Hut this is what the party lost: "The result of the leadership of the dem ocratic party as to-day constituted and the principles advocated in the platform to the party, 1 think, may very properly be summed up as follows: "First—The party given over to social ism in principles, leadership and following, with the consequent result of loss in both leadership and following of all the busi ness and independent elements of the coun try. "Second—The falling away of the organi zation as a national one, and the making of it almost wholly a local one bent only on obtaining local standing and local of fices. "Third—The elimination of it as a force in tiie north and the lessening of its im portance in the south. "fourth—The repudiation by it of oil democratic principles, history and teach ing concerning the money question, the tariff, the country and the making possible for political bastardy to claim democratic parentage. "Sixth—The depriving the country of the beneficent effects of a strong, intellectual, conservative opposition party at a time when grave questions of public policy, far reaching in their effects, are* being dealt with by the party in power, without the restraining influence that would fc 110w if the democratic party stood for something more than mere agitation and opposition." Democrats who are loyal to the tradi tions of democracy once had a party. Where is the party now'.' As Mr. Eckels predicts, the election of 15100 will answer that question.—Troy Times. [CThat it is the market price and not a coinage law which gives value to any metal i.-> well proven by theimportaiion of ~5() tons of copper coins from India. Copper for commercial uses is worth IS V» cents a pound, and at this price the coins can be sent to this country and melted tip at a considerable profit. Copper in bulk is worth more than the face value of the same amount of cop per coin simply because Ilie con;mcreial demnitd is heavy. If the time ever comes when the commercial demand for silver grows so heavy as to tax the capacity of the silver mines the price of the white metal will rapildly rise, but :io coinage law v,'ill affect that result.— I'rov Times. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, AUGUST 17, 1899. ALGER'S RETIREMENT. "Potato" I'liiitree t>i<> Cmmo of Co a tetilion lidil»t» l*r<>Mlileiit and Sforftnry, While Gov. Pingree tries to make it appear thut President McKinley forced Secretary Alger out of the cabinet to put a stop to the unfriendly criticism of his administration, it is apparent that the effusion of spleen which Ihe "potato patch" reformer gave off re cently w.ts due to his certain knowl edge that Mr. Alger's retirement was directly due to the Pingree-Alger po litical alliance. Pingree gives the lie to his own state ment by saying that Secretary Alger had frequently offered to resign if his remaining in the cabinet was an eini barrassment to the president,'and that the president had "protested empliat icall that he had the utmost confi dence in the secretary and his conduct of the war department, and that the country could not afford to lose his services." That is the truth. We are confident that MH. McKinley would never have demanded the resignation of Secretary Alger as a means of putting a stop to the criticism of his administration by the yellow press. There was never any serious talk of Gen. Alger's retire ment. until Pingree announced that he ! and the secretary had formed a politi cal alliance for the purpose of retir ing from the senate Senator McMillan, who has been a firm friend of the ad ministration's. A political partnership between Secretary Alger and the presi dent's bitterest opponent in Michigan was more than the friends of the presi dent could tolerate, and the matter was brought to an issue. That is why the secretory resigned. The president showed clearly in his: letter accepting the secretary's resig nation that he approved the hitter's of ficial course, for he thanked htm for the "faithful service" he h:ul rendered the country at a most exacting period. Naturally Pingree desires to obscure the fact, that he is responsible for the retirement of Secretary Alger, but he will hardly succeed in his attempt to convince the people of Michigan that (ien. Alger was sacrificed on the ad ministration altar. The people will know better.— Cleveland Leader. ANYTHING TO WIN. The Tide Astninxt Uryllß IK <'nti4ti>U If iin !<• Cuml About fur Help. William Jennings P.ryan is making suspicious clutches at straws, which certainly justify the belief thathe finds the tide against which he is striving to swim too strong. When lie was in In dianapolis he said that he expected that his anti-expansion talk would bring to the democratic party many German voters who left it in lS!)ti because of the free silver plank in its platform. He expressed the belief that they are more opposed to expansion than they are to free silver. Mr. Dry an offered no argument to sustain his belief; he presented 110 evi dence upon which it could be based; he merely makes the statement, just as he makes a multitude of other state ments which are not substantiated by evidence, and which cannot be sus tained by argument. It has always been thus. Whenever the democracy has found itself in sore siraits, and threatened with defeat, it has sought to keep up its courage with a statement that, the German vote was going against the republicans. It will oe remembered that in this state last fall the German voters were about to accomplish the defeat of Theodore Koosevelt. according to the stories put in circulation by the democrats before elect ion.—Alba ny J our nal. DRIFT OF OPINION. E7"Good health to McKinley; I hojie he will be our next president." —Ad- miral Dewey. P"Mr. Hryan's efforts to pose on the Philippine question as a superior states man and advocate of higher law are not very successful. The lion's skin has to be pieced out with too much of the fox's. E7"As another evidence of the direful effects of the brutal policy pursued by the republican party in relation to home industries it is mentioned in the dis patches that the Juliet mills cannot find men enough to run the furnaces full time. —Chicago Inter Oean. C. The resignation of Secretary Alger will be a good thing for the administra tion and a good thing for Alger himself. It w ill relieve the administration of the largely unmerited odium of the wide spread popular feeling against Mr. Al ger, while the public sit large will feel far better disposed to give Alger the justice which Is his due when he is out of office than while persisting in hold ing it in face of a hostile public opin ion.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. tC7The outlook for strikes is promis ing, if not altogether pleasing; but 1 here is an s.speet of the sit nation which makes t he prospect less forbidding than it would be otherwise. Such strikes as are likely to occur will not be against reductions of wages made necessary by a falling market, but will be for in creased wages, making a belief in the return of prosperity. In other words, the strikes that may occur will not be manifestations of discouragement, but expressions of hope of better things.— Chicago lleeord (Itid.). CAnd, furthermore, "the democrat ic party, while declaring its unalter able fealty to the Heavenly-ordained ra tio of sixteen to one and its unchange able devotion to the peerless leader, William Jennings liryan, views with alarm the sh-kenlng tendency every where manifested by the owners of pro tected industries in this country to ad vance the wages of their employes, as shown, for instance, by the increase of 1(1 per cent, in the pay oT employes of the Republic iron and ste< 1 works in St Louis." —Chicago Inter Ocean FOUGHT IN THE MUD. (■en. 'lneArtluir"«i Soldier* Attack and Ilereut u l,ar;r Portion ol the Fili pino Army. Manila, Aug. 10.—Details of Gen. MacArtbur's advance beyond San Fer nando yesterday show that the Amer icans covered five miles in the first rive hours and at 2 o'clock had advanced six miles along the railway, stretch ing on each side of it for two miles and resting at night three miles from Angeles, which will be made the nor thern base of operations, instead of San Fernando, where a garrison of iiOO men has been left. The casual ties are between 30 and 40. The Fili pinos were surprised, expecting i American forces to move against Tico. They followed their usual tactics of holding their trenches until they be came too warm and then retreating in disorder. The Twelfth and Seventeenth regi ments had the sharpest engagements. The country our troops passed over is covered with rice fields and bamboo thickets, the hardest possible ground for marching. The mud, in places, was knee deep. Angeles is one of the richest "towns north of Manila and is considered a better base of operations than San Fernando. The American position had long been unpleasant. The rebels almost sur rounded the town and fired nearly nightly into it, the Americans not re plying, except on extreme provocation. It was necessary to keep 500 to 600 men on outpost duty constantly. The attack was opened at 5 o'clock in the morning, a battery of the First artillery shelling Ilacolor, on the left. Simultaneously Hell's Thirty-sixth in fantry struck Ilacolor from the rear and drove the rebels out. Armored cars, each with a six-pounder and two Gatliug revolving cannon on board, then moved out on the railroad track in the center of our lines. Soon after wards these guns did sharp execution. Battery M, of the Third artillery, and 100 men of the lowa regiment made a feint towards Mexico, while the main body of troops, consisting of the lowa regiment, the Seventeenth regiment ind a battalion of the Twenty-second, under Gen. Wheaton on the right, and the Xinth regiment. Twelfth regiment and Hell's regiment, under Gen. Lis ctim, on the left, advanced steadily, pouring their fire into the rebels and receiving a heavy fire in return. The rebels were well protected by trenches and sccmd not to lack ammu nition. Hut they were unable to withstand for any length of time the hail of shots our artillery and infan try poured in on them and retreated, leaving many dead and wounded oi> the field. \ dozen prisoners were captured by our troops. The weather was extremely hot and our troops suf fered greatly. ("apt. Deems, with a provost guard, has captured a noted Filipino fakir, who. by means of ventriloquism, has persuaded the natives that he lias supernatural powers. He raised much money, ostensibly for the insurrec tion. which he kept for himself. Our soldiers surrounded his house ami corralled 30 Filipinos. >«ntiy others escaped. The troops also captured M.ooo. Itnanuel. as the fakir is generally known, has been predicting the fall of Manila. Ilis "prophecies" have created excitement among the natives who believe them. Reports from rebel sources say 15f Filipinos were killed in Gen. Hall's en gagement at Calamba ami in the sub sequent skirmishes. FATAL SHOCK FOR FOUR. Omalia Firemen ( nine In c (intact with an Klectrlc Current and are Killed. Omaha, Neb., Aug. 10.—Four fire men lost their lives last night in a blaze on an upper floor of the Mercer I Chemical Co.'s building. The lire in itself was insignificant, the fatalities resulting from contact with a live wire. The dead firemen are: Joseph Adams, lieutenant. Otto Geike, tillermun. (ieorgc Henson, pipeman. Charles Hopper, relief driver. Fireman George Farmer and Albert Livingston, of the chemical company, also suffered severely from shock. When the fire had been brought un der control the firemen set to work to lower the big extension truck upon which they had been working. Sud denly there was a spluttering and succession of flashes such as occur when a connection is made with a live wire carrying a high voltage of elec tric current. The men who were working at the crank lowering th • ladder writhed in agony a inoti • then fell to the pavement, limp and apparently lifeless. In lowering the ladder it had come in contact with a live electric light wire, carrying a current of 2,000 volts. The injured men were at once car ried into an adjoining building and doctors who were present used e.very known means to revive them. Ilop per revided in a few minutes and, say ing he was all right, started to walk away. He had gone about 50 feet when he dropped dead. Geike showed signs of reviving, but when only par tially revived fell back dead. The other two at no time showed signs of animation and were doubtless dead when picked up. Walter (iearhnrt, an employe of the firm, was knocked down a flight of stairs while working in th.» building during the fire and was not noticed for some time. When found he was unconscious from inhaling the smoke and was revived with difficulty. Seven People Killed. Ottawa, Ont., Aug. 10.—The Ottawa express which left Montreal Wednes day morning for Ihis city on the Can ada Atlantic railroad was wrecked near Cot can Junction, while running at a fast rate. The engine left the track, taking with i1 the baggage car and a second class coach. The first class coaeli and two Pullman ears did not leave the track. Seven people were killed. A number were injured, tint none of them seriously. ft is not positively known what caused the ac sident, but it is believed that the rails ipread. SWEPT BY A HURRICANE. A Fierce Sturm < au»ea (.rral Lu>* Ol Idle anil Property In tile Went Indies. Washington. Aug. 10, —Meagre de tails of the West Indian cyclone began to reach the war department late Wednesday afternoon in the shape of the following messages: "San Juan de Porto Itieo, Aug. 9. — Terrible hurricane; cavalry barracks destroyed: storehouses and other buildings damaged; iron roofing and lumber required. Clem." "San Juan de Porto liico, Aug. 9.- Cyclone just passing over island pros trated telegraph and telephone lines; several killed; my quarters wrecked and signal barracks partially demol ished; many other public buildings likewise; hundreds of native houses destroyed; center and south probably fared worse, (i lass ford." The navy department received a cable from C'apt. Snow, in command of the naval station at San Juan, an nouncing that the hurricane had de stroyed about $2,000 worth of property at the station there. Puerto Plata, Aug. 10. —A hurricane has swept the north coast of Hayti since Tuesday and increases in vio lence. Shipping in the port is in peril, but no vessels have been da/n --nge,d. The destruction on land will probably be considerable. St. Thomas, West Indies, Aug. 10. - Advices from St. Kitts state that on Monday a very severe hurricane with a velocity of 72 miles an hour de stroyed about 200 small houses in the towns and did considerable damage to the estates. No fatalities were re ported. Antigua also suffered severe ly in damage to estates and buildings in the towns. There were few fatali ties. Later reports from St. Croix in crease the amount of damage done there. Nearly every estate has been wrecked. large buildings in the towns have been unroofed, stock has been killed and 11 deaths occurred among the laborers. Valparaiso. Aug. 10. —A tidal wave hursted in the bay Tuesday evening, tearing down the embankment and sweeping off a number of cars, locomo tives and tons of merchandise. The loss is estimated at $1,000,000. THE IVIARCH OF THE PLAGUE. It IN Slowly hut Surely Tlovinu Went ward Toward* ICorope. Washington, Aug. 10.—The steady westward advance of the plague and the conditions prevailing at its latest point of .attack in Alexandria, Egypt, arc discussed in reports made to the state department by Consul Robert C. Skinner at Marseilles. He says that the appearance of the disease at Alex andria, shows a constant movement westward and from its location there it is a menace to the great Mediter ranean ports of Europe, most of which have adopted rigid quarantine meas ures. The state of affairs in Alexandria is set forth in a letter to the commer cial authorities at Marseilles. It says the epidemic neither increases nor diminishes, but that about two new cases appear daily. The municipality and the sanitary service of the city display tireless zeal in adopting meas ures of prevention. All suspects are immediately removed to a lazaret. A premium of two francs Cis cents) is given to any individual who will in form the authorities of a case of plague and a premium of one franc CIO cents) is offered for the head of every rat dead of the plague. HE CONDEMNS OTIS. Commander of a ICrilfMi emitter Stiy* Hint the General I* I tterly Incom petent. Victoria, 1!. C., Aug. 10.- —Commander St. John, of the I'ritish cruiser Pea cock. who has arrived here from Ma nila. declares that (ien. Otis is "utter ly ignorant of the necessities or re sponsibilities of a campaign in the tropics." He has .1.000 dead to his ac count. the British officer declares, and his hesitation has already shown his forces that he has no grasp of the situation. Otis' field transport service is de clared to be wretchedly insufficient and his hospital corps a farce: and his plan of campaign calculated to advance the enemy's interests as no other could. A serious breach is de clared to exist between the United States army and navy at the front and St. John says the "first thing the Uni ted States government should do is to recall this man. It is pitiful to are the sacrifice of the splendid men of his army." Commander St. John savs that the press censorship is carried to the ex treme in Manila to save Otis from be ing swept down in a flood of popular indignation. IMheonlent timing tllnern. Wilkeslmrre. Pa.. Aug. 10.—There is much discontent among miners of the anthracite regions and strikes are an every day occurrence. Organizer James, id' the United Mine Workers, pays there are 10,000 miners in the anthracite region now out on strike and unless the companies show a more liberal spirit dealing with the men there will be more. John Mitchell, national president of the United Mine Workers, lias called a convention of miners to be held in this city August 25. Delegates will be present from Luzerne, Lackawanna. Schuylkill and Carbon counties. The convention will discuss the various grievances of the miners. IHiliilti Lend* in Lumber Shipment*. Dulntli. Minn., Aug. 10.—Thirty-two lumber vessels were loaded in Duluth harbor during the past two days, and the two week's shipments will be the greatest on record. Last week they were 21,000,000 ftjet and no preceding week had come within 2.000.000 feet of that amount. Eleven lumber ships loaded Tuesday at one mill here. The rate on cargoes hits advanced to $2.50 per thousand feet. A year ago it was $1.37%. Mills in the Duluth ilis- i trict will saw 750,000,000 feet this sea- | son, making this the leading lumber ! manufacturing center of the world. I 44 Honor is Purchased by Deeds We Do.";; Deeds, not -words, count in battles of ■ pe&ce as 'well as in ivar. It is not'what • \ on me.ny remarkable victories over the arch enemy of mankind—impure ,] ■, blood. It is the best medicine money can • buy. Be sure to get only Hock's, because ■ POINT IN THE CASE. Jlkr Dldii't Mind Ihr Charcr Airnlmt Him, He Wanted to Know Something. How a greater trouble overshadows a lesser was aptly illustrated in one of the minor courts the other day. The accused was a big, strong, honest German, greatly excited and disposed to do more talking than is permissible under such circum stances. The court distinctly said that the big man was charged with disturbing the peace and asked him whether he was guiity or not guilty. "Dot vos not'ing, shudge," came the re sponse. "Der prew'ry he hired me ter drive dot vagon. Tony Velters, he say: 'Shake, it vosbesser and you yoin der union,'und den he say yhy I dond't vait a dleetle an see how vos it. So I vait. "l'urdy gwick der boss he say: 'Shake, you can get your moneys und give up your deam. We vos a union prewery.' 1 say I vould see Tony und ask him vot der reason mit him dot he adwise me out of a yob. Vhen I find Tony he say did I haf some sense, und I told him he vos schmarder und I vos und he didn't know not'ings." "But they say you argued with a club and that Tony's strongest proposition was a brick." "Dot vos not der point, shudge. Vot I vant der find ouit is, how do I stant on der union labor guestion ?" —Detroit Free Press. A Lucky Younger Son. The case of a younger son is usually pitied in England, but there was a notable exception in the case of the family of the late earl of Mansfield, who died worth some $5,700,000. Vis count Stormcnt, the father of the earl of Mansfield, the great judge, was one of the poorest lads in Scotland, and "as poor as a Scottish lord" has long been a by-word in England. This younger son, William Murray, born in 1705, one of a family of 12 penniless children, rode off to London on his pony, to attend Westminster school, and never, it is said, saw his native land ngain. but he left an earldom and a vast fortune to his oldest broth er's heir. The earl who recently died was the fifth of the title, and the sixth earl is his brother.—N. Y. Sun. Xexunt l Old Nunie. Probably the fact is not generally known that Texas was at one time and for many years called the "New Phil ippines." The first settlement in what Is now Texas was made by French em igrants in 1655. During the next 25 years there was an intermittent strug gle between the French and Spanish for supremacy, resulting in favor of the latter, and in 1714 the name of the New Philippines was given to the country. This was its official name in Spanish records for many years, and until the name of Texas, from a tribe of Indians, gradually came into vogue. Slie AVa* Pleated, Smirks —I'll never regret the way 'i ■pent this evening; the hours have ■imply f.own. Miss Sharp —l am also happy to know that they have passed.—Cleve land Leader. '"he completion of the million and a half dollar terminals of the Burlington Railroad at Quincy, 111., marks an important stage in the development of that system. It was only five years ago that the road built into St. Louis, and established there an enormous freight yard, with a capacity of 3,000 ears. Elsewhere, at Chicago, St. Paul. Kansas City and Denver, the Burlington has facilities for handling freight and passengers that are unexcelled. Wit without wisdom becomes weari some. —Chicago Daily News. NO REMEDY EQUALS SO THE WOMEN ALL SAY. Miss Susan Wymar. Miss Susan Wymar, teacher in the Rich mond school, Chicago, 111., writes the follow ing letter regarding Pe-ru-na. She says: "Only those who nave suffered as I have, can know what a blessi*if it is to lie abie to find relief in Pe-ru-na. This has been my experience. A friend in need is a friend in deed, and every bottle of Pe-ru-na I ever bought proved a good friend to me."—Susan Wymar. Mrs. Margaretha Dauben, 1211 North Su perior St., Racine City, Wis., writes: "I feel so well and good and happy now that pen can not describe it. Pe-ru-na is everything to me. 1 have taken several bottles of Pe-ru na for female complaint. I am in the change of life and it does me good." Pe-ru na has no equal in all of the irregularities and emergencies peculiar to women caused by pelvic catarrh. Address Dr. Ilartman, Columbus, 0., for a free book for women «nly. Remember that cholera morbus, cholera infantum, summer complaint, bilious colic, diarrhoea and dysentery are each and all catarrh of the bowels. Catarrh is the only correct name for these affections. Pe-ru-na >s an absolute specific for these ailments which are so common in summer Dr. Hart man, in a practice of over forty years, never lost a single case of cholera infantum, dysen tery, diarrhoea, or cholera morbus, and his only remedy was Pe-ru-na. Those desiring further particulars should send for a free oopy of "Summer Catarrh." Address Dr Uartman, Columbus, O.