CHRISTMAS ~ "** J\/ «nr r WASN'T a very big I|| belfry, but roomy ll r be"l? ÜBh f ° r the '«-j ' v on the ground, and the second stung another so sharply that he stood not 011 the order of his going, but made off in all speed in company with his un scathed ccmrade, while the fellow with the broken shoulder hobbled after them, and the other ]*Sor wretch tried to follow them, turning now and again to bite his own entrails, entangling his feet and catching on st übs and stones. Evening was already deepening the forest shadows, and 1 had little time to spare in mercy to the merciless brute, but when I got to the ground I hastily loaded my gun and finished him with a shot in the head. Then, picking up the toys and taking my course by the compass and the even ing star, 1 held forward at such speed as the rough and darkening way would permit. Fortunately, the almont full rt.oon was well up in the clear sky. and I had little diflieulty in finding my way down the mountain and reached Brad ley's before their early bedtime. Little Molly Bradley prized the doll all the more for the scars which proved her hairbreadth escape, and her brother looked upon the jack-in-the-box that had scared a wolf as a hero as doughty as Jack the (iiant Killer. Their father seemed to doubt my story till I led him to the scene of my adventure the next morning, and showed him the four wolves, for we found the broken-backed patriarch af ter n feliort search. When we returned with the pelts the Christmas dinner was ready for us, no mean part of it being the partridges, much more nicely cooked by Mrs. Brad ley than I could have done it on the tree stump had I been obliged to. When I went home the next day there was a full pouch of buckshot in my pocket, but 1 found no use for it. — How land liobinson, in Chicago Inter Oceau CHRISTMAS CATECHISM. Do you see the boy? I see the boy. Do you see the boy's glad smile* I see the boy's glad smile. Why does the boy seem so happy® , The boy has just made out a Itsi ot « hat he wants Ran ta Clank to bring L.im and given it to papa. Can you pick out the boy's papa? , You bet I can. How can you pick him out? By his sad and sorrowful face.—-Ch! eago Post. 1 LIKES MARRIED LIFE Matrimony Has Not Proved a Fail ure for Mrs. Smith. UlMiiorl Woman, ThoitKh Only Fifty- Five Year* Old, HUM Had Seven II uxliaiiilH—l lulled Willi Her Venture*. Mrs. B. I). Smith, of Ilumansville, Mo., asserts that marriage is not a failure, She ought to know, as she lias been married seven times. Despite tier 55 years Mrs. Smith is still youth f 111 and handsome. She has lately mar ried again, and the newly wedded cou ple are living in a little cottage owned by Mrs. Smith's aged mother. "I have often thought," said Mrs. Smith to a Chicago Inter Ocean report er. "that I could forever set at rest that old. old problem: 'ls marriage a fail ure?' I would most, positively assert that it is not a failure. I have had seven husbands and buried five of them. One ran away with another woman, the other, Brother Smith, will be at heme in a moment; he is out attending to the cow now. "Tell you something about my life? Well, there is not much to tell, but I'll try it.l am a little confused about dales. You see, I had so many lius-. bands and so many things happened that 1 can hardly be very exact, "1 have known Brother Smith—you see, I call him brother from force of habit—all my life. Ite was and is my pastor. I low long was he engaged to me? Why, bless your soul, one day. We knew each other all our life —all my life, 1 mean. Jle came over to see me Sunday night and we talked it up. We were married on Tuesday. "My seven husbands were all en gaged but a short time, and I now have —let me see—lo or 18 stepchildren. And they all love me. Whenever they arc married I give them a wedding din ner and set them up in housekeeping. Jfhere are three sets of them, too. I They coine to see me, and whenever my husbands die they always offer me a home. "I knew my first husband, Mr. Vice, i-q year, Mr. Milligan six months. Mr. "YOU'RE FIVK MJNUTKS LATE." De Priest 1 knew 18 months, but we were engaged only three weeks. Mr. Crozier 1 knew four years and was tn gaged to him but two months. -Wr. Dougherty I knew a week. ".Neff 1 knew nine months, but we sparked only three mouths. We lived together only six months. "Yes, I have had a good many offers, but I always know what I'm doing, and when I make up my mind. I don't believe in delay. I just go ahead and get the thing over with. You see, Neff turned out bad, but it wasn't my fault. I made him a good wife." Mrs. Smith was born in Caldwell county. Miss., November 12, 1843, and raised in Harrison county. At the age of 15 years she married George 11. Vice, December 25. 1858. They lived together live years, when he was killed while on picket guard as the first sergeant of troop M, First Arkansas cavalry. They had one child, now Mrs. Sam White, also living with her second husband, and who has several children—two