THE CAMERON COUNTY PRESS.
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/ lOURT PROCLAMATION. — WHEREAR:— The
\ j Hon. ('HAS. A. MAYER President Judse an<L
the Hons. B. V. WYKOFF and J. C. BONIIAM, As
sociate Judges of the Courts of Oyer and Terminer
and General Jail Delivery, Quarter Sessions ot
the Peace, Orphans' Court and Court of Common
Pleas for the county of Cameron, have issued
their precept bearing date the loth day of Sept.,
A. D., 189S, and to me directed for holding
Court of Oyer and Term i ner,General Jai 1 Delivery,
Quarter Sessions of the Peace, Orphans' Court
and Court of Common Pleas, in the Borough of
Emporium, Pa., on Monday, the 12th day of
December, 1898, at 2 o'clock, p. ni., and to con
tinue one week.
Notice is hereby given to the Coroners, Justices
of the Peace and Constables within the county,
that they be then and there in their proper per
sons, at 2 o'clock, p. m., of said day, with their
rolls, records, inquisitions, examinations, and
other rememberances, to do those things which
to their offices appertain to be done. And those
'»h(i are bound by their recognizance to prosecute
against them as will be just.
Dated at Emporium, Pa., November 14th, 1898,
and in the 122 d vear of the Independence of the
United States of America.
FRANK MUNDY. Sheriff.
LIST OFCAISKS.
r IST OF CAUSES SET DOWN FOR TRIAL
1 J at December Term of Court. 1898, commenc
ing on Monda\, December 12,1898.
No. 63, May Term, 1895.
Frank Moon vs Charles W. Hall.
G. W. Huntley, Jr., for Plff.
B. W. Green, C.W. ShafTer, for Deft.
No. 27, February Term, 1896.
H. S. Crissman vs James O. Jordan.
Johnson McNarney, for Plff.
B. W. Green,C. W. Shaffer, for Deft.
No 1, May Term, 1897.
J. Frank Craven vs G. F. Balcom and W. F.
Lloyd, doing business as Balcom & Lloyd and
E. H. Marshall.
B. W. Green, C. W. ShafTer, for Plff.
Johnson & McNarney for Defts.
No, a, December Term, 1897.
Isaac Lewis vs Elias Barton, Roy Chadwick.
Johnson & McNarney, for Plff.
J. H. Calkins, for Deft.
No. 6, February Term, 1898.
Charles M. Vail to use of Elk Tanning Com
pany, a corporation, vs S. S. Hucket.
B. W. Green, C. W. Shaffer, for Plff.
S. W. Smith, for Deft.
No. 1, September Term, 1898.
Joseph F. Craven, late Supervisor of Shippen
Townsnip vs Shippen Township.
B. W. Green, C. W. Shaffer, for Plff.
F. D. Leet for Deft.
No 33, December Term, 1898.
Daniel Briton vs W. F. Dickson. I
C. JAY GOODNOUGH,
Prothonotary. j
MMCyOTICE,
HENRY W. GRAHAM 1 In the Court of
I Common Pleas of
vs County,
| Pa., No. 10, Decem-
MARY A. GRAHAM. J ber Term, 1897.
LIBEL IN DIVORCE,
l'o MARY A. GRAHAM, Respondent:
You are hereby notified to appear at the next
term of court to be holden at Emporium, Camer
on county. Pa., commencing on Monday,the 12tli
day of December, A. D., 1898, at 1 o'clock, p. m.,
and answer to the complaint of said libellant
and answer to the charge, and show cause it any
YOU have, why a decree should not he made,
divorcing the said liabellant from tlie bonds of
matrimony which he has contracted with you,
and if you fail to appear then and there such de
cree will be made in your absence.
FRANK MUNDY, Sheriff.
Sheriff's Oflice, (
Emporium, Pa., Nov. 11th, 1898. {
niAKTEIIJOiICE.
In the Court of Common Picas of Camerou County,
No. 11, December Term, 1898.
N'OTK'K its hereby given that an application
will be made to the said Court on the 12th
day of December, 1898, at 1:00 o'clock, p.m..
under the Act ot Assembly of the Common
wealth of Pennsylvania, entitled "An Act to pro
vide for the incorporation and regulation of cer
tain corporations," approved April 29th, 1874,
and the supplements thereto, for the charter ol
an intended corporation to he called "TUK RICH
V ALLEY CEMETERY ASSOCIATION, "the character
and object of which is to establish and main
tain a perpetual burying place for the dead and
for this purpose to have, possess and enjoy all
the rights, benefits and privileges of said act of
Assembly and its supplements
The proposed charter is now on file in the
Prothonotarv's office.
JOHNSON McNARNEY.
Solicitors.
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ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
Estate of ELLIOTT L. CHAPMAN. Deceased.
I ETTERS of Administration on the estate of
1 j Elliott L. Chapman, late of Lumber town
ship. Cameron county, Pennsylvania, deceased
have been granted to John Chapman, residing in
said townthip. to whom all persons indebted to
said estate are requested to make payment, and
those having claims or demands, will make
known the same without delay.
JOHN CHAPMAN,
Administrator.
B. W. GREEN,
C. W. SHAFFER,
Attorneys.
November 10. 1898. 38-6t.
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% UOYD'S L°NI) ffantje forecast of the Weather FOR EM IND I VICINITY. ?
*• FRIDAY, " Fair and colder. ♦
* SATURDAY, »nd SUNDAY, - <JeneraHv fair weather. £
The season of j;if '.sand gladness is now entered upon. Christmas is in the air, and Lloyd's Christmas toys aie ready, jolly old Kris Kindle had liis
O ? _ _ * workshop in the back part of our store, <rhere he and his busy elves have been making lots of things to (five joy to the little folks this Christmas. That i,
-'jL> <? fc* <Ci *-« 7 • \ conv ' clion that "Santa C'laus" gets all his toys at Lloyd's. None will dispute the claim when they visit the "Toy Musium".in Jour store, that we are the W
'm' J C to l' headquarters of Emporium- Toys from one cent up. iron, wqod and tin toys, toys that run by steam, springs and electricity, war and peace toys, ar-
A Mllery and plows, crusiers and merchantman, forts and graineries, soldiers and maidens, all sorts ofdolls at all prices. Can't begin to enumerate every- 'jx?
thing. Lloyd's store is very interesting—anil very busy. Hut it will be busier yet as the days roll on, comfortable holiday shopping is to be done right now, don't get hurried—begin shopping W
in time. Bring the little folks to see, unless you are afraid of "giving Sonta ('laus away." If they think it is a "circus" and a "merry-go-round" combined, so much the better.
Fourth Street. H. S. LLOYD.
♦; jocsoocsfc3ocfc joe ;*csnoes3oc'V
Potatoes.
Large A No. 1 potatoes, in ten
bushel lots 60c. per bushel. Less than
ten bushel lots 65c. per bushel.
41-3t M. C. TULIS.
No Trespass Notice Required.
A hunter has no right togo on a
farmer's land to hunt without permis
sion. The law does not even require
the owner to put up trespass notices.
If he so desires, the land owner need
only to make complaint before a justice
I of the peace for trespassing.
Holiday tioods.
We ask careful buyers of Holiday
! Goods to call and examine our immense
| line of these new goods. In silver
novelties, fine toilet cases, imported
! chinaware, dolls, toys and games we
are offering a larger and better variety
| for less money than can be had else
j where. Honest goods at Honest Prices.
41-3t M. C. TULIS.
Thanks.
We, in behalf of the Rector and con
j gation of Emmanuel church, desire to
; express our thanks to all those who
! took part in the entertainment given
at the opera house, last Thursday
evening, and we especially desire to
express our obligations to those who
are not in any way connected with our
church for the willing aid and assist
ance, which tended largely to make
the evening's programme such a suc
cess. We also wish to thank Mr.
Pelkey for his generous patronage.
MRS. THOS. GALLAGHER,
MRS. A. W. BAKER.
Open Door Policy.
For the benefit of some of our read
ers who do not get time to study the
questions of the day, we submit the
following as an explanation: By the
open-door policy in the Philippines is
meant that whatever tariff regulations
may be adopted for the islands the
United States will permit all other na
tions to trade on the same footing
with itself. This does not mean free |
trade, since it places all nations on the |
same commercial footing. That the I
proposition is regarded by foreigners j
as eminently fair is shown by the cont- !
ments of the British press. Other na- 1
tions are likely to regard it with favor j
just in proportion as they have trade
t with the islands. The arrangement,
; if made by the peace commissioners
: would apply only to the period during
which the islands would remain under
military or executive rule, and would
I be subject to future change by Con
i gress which body alone can enact
i tariff laws for the United States or its
i possessions.—Ex.
Council Proceedings.
Regular meeting of the Borough Council, Dec.
| sth, 1898.
I Present: Messrs, Hacket, Burns, Day, Burke,
Warner, Balcom.
Absent: Messrs. Lloyd, Straver, Palmer.
Minutes of last meeting read and approved.
Committee appointed to draft ordinance was
; continued.
On motion of Mr. Balcom, seconded by Mr.
Burke, the follow ing bills were ordered paid:
H. L. Hacket, lumber, etc sll 99
i S. E. Murry, plumbing 10 05
I Emporium Water Co.. to Jan. Ist, 1899 .060 00
Leet&Co., hauling hose cart oo
I Emporium Machine Co., repairing street
lights 1 98
J. Biiir, balance on water troughs— 10 oo
! Chas Fry, team work on streets 2 00
John Blinzler, draying 1 oo
' Herbert Day, team work. 2 75
1 Jas. Haviland, work on streets 28 75
A. Murry, do do G 75
I Win. Snyder, do do 225
Frank Burnell, do do 75
1 Moved byJMr. Balcom, seconded by. Mr. Burke.
that J. Bair be paid *5 additional to contract
j price for hauling stone water troughs. Carried,
i A petition for a sewer from Maple street to
Popular street, on Fifth street was presented and
laid on table.
Moved by Mr. Balcom, seconded by Mr. Burns,
that James Haviland, be appointed temporary
I Street Commissioner and Policeman. Carried.
| On motion the Council then adjourned.
C. J. GOODNOUGH, Secretary.
For Holiday Goods, goto M. C.
Talis. 41-3t
ELECTION NOTICE.
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK, F
Emporium, Pa , December 7th, 1898. <
r rilK annual meeting of the Stockholders for
I the election of a Board of Directors and the
transaction of such other business as may be laid
before them, will be held at the Bank on Tuesday,
January 10th, 1899, between the hours of one
and tnree in the afternoon. Polls close at three.
41-6L M. P. WHITING, Cashier.
"Liberty and Union, One and Inseparable."— WEßSTEß.
EMPORIUM PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8,1898.
Prices Raising.
The prices of stationery are rapidly
raising and those of our patrons who
desire printing, such as note heads,
envelopes, letter heads, bill heads, etc.,
would save money by placing their
orders now with the PRESS. We
have a full line of first class papers.
Call and see stock or write for priceß.
Activity at Beechwood.
C. R. Kline & Co., are livening up
business at Beechweod and this once
busy place will soon be itself again. A
large force of men are engaged in the
erection of an excelsior works, which
will give employment to a large num
ber of men. Already about seventy
men are employed. We are informed
Mr. Kline intends opening his coal
mines next Spring. All aboard for
Beechwood.
Pillsbury's Best Fiour, $1.35 per sack.
Nothing better. DAY'S.
Serious Accident.
Last Saturday afternoon P. & E.
R. R., oyster train jumped the track at
Dauguscahonda, wrecking seventeen
cars and killing one man, Chas. Mead,
of East Emporium. The remains of
the unfortunate young man were
taken to Sinnemahoning, on Monday
for burial. Mead's parents reside at
Sinnemahoning. The young man was
26 years old and has a wife, who resides
in Emporium.
Quarterly fleeting.
A district Quarterly Meeting will be
held at the Free Methodist Church, on
E. Fifth street, commencing Thursday
evening, Dec. 15th, to continue over
the Sabbath. Ministers from eleven
circuits on the district, and many other
official members will be present. The
services which will be held three times
each day, will be in charge of Rev.
Walter A. Sellew, General Superinten
dent, of Jamestown, N. Y. Everybody
cordially invited to attend.
R. H. WILLIAMS, Pastor.
Grape-Nuts, a food for brain and
nerve centers. DAY'S.
A Burning Shame.
The Washington correspondent of
the Philadelphia Press, in his letter
upon the opening of Congress, said:
"Sincere regret was everywhere ex
pressed by Pennsylvanians and by
members from every state in the Union
that so able and useful a member as
Charles W. Stone should have been
made the victim of Northwestern
Peensylvania politics. It is generally
agreed that with two or three excep
tions any other member of the State
delegation could have been better
spared. Mr. Stone takes his defeat
philosophically, and could not but feel
gratified to-day with the kind expres
sions of his fellow Congressman."
While you are looking around to see
what you can find fur suitable present
for husband or son, you will miss it if
you fail to call at N. Seger's. He has
many handsome articles in addition to
a fine line of clothing.
Amusements.
The novelty of a lot of acrobats
chased by a detective, going one after
another head first through a second
story window, is certainly a very
I laughable concert. The Brothers
Royer, who will appear at the Opera
I House, Emporium, Dec. 12., in Next
! Door, were doubtless aware of this
feature as a fun maker when they em
■ bodied it in their curious spectacular
production of that name. The skit is
full of features including the trick bath
house, the mysterious trunk, the
j haunted house, the funny mule and
the trick wall action, as everybody
knows the brothers are great acrobats
and as supple as eels. There is a good
variety of songs and dances, pretty
music and pretty girls. The support
' ing company is one of the very best.
Admission, 35 cts.; reserved seats,
50 cts., on sale at 11. S. Lloyd's.
Before buying your dolls, toys and
games, be sure and call on M. C. Tulis.
Largest stock and lowest price. 41-3t
Our Judges Salaries.
Anent, the subject of Judges' salaries,
the question has been asked, Why are
so many of those learned in the law
eager to ascend the bench If the emolu
ments of office are not inviting?
Judge Charles A. Mayer, of Lock
Haven, made answer to this query
some time ago with this explanation.
In the Courts of Common Pleas of
nearly all the counties in Pennsylvania
the salary of each presiding Judge is
S4OOO. It is only the few members of
the bar who have incomes from their
private practice that exceed this
amount, and even these do not weigh
the question solely from a pecuniary
I standpoint, but give consideration to
1 the distinguished honor that is vested
in one who wears the ermine, as well
as the influence and power of appoint
ment that go with the office. Besides
| this, stated Judge Mayer, the duties on
J the bench are not burdensome and
leave open to the imcumbents much
! time which they may devote to other
| interests.
Judge Geofge B. Orlady, of Hunt
ingdon, one of the able jurists of the
I Superior Court, recently stated to the
! writer that he realized the monetary
l sacrifice he made in abandoning his
lucrative private practice for an office
that insured him but $7,500 per annum
but for other reasons he deemed fit to
accept the honor.
Ex-Judge Joseph C. Bucher, of Sun
bury, who served two terms in the
then Mifflin-Union-Snyder district, ex
pressed his gratification that a third
term was not accorded him, as he has
prospered far better financially since
leaving the bench.
There is no responsibility so vital to
the people's interest as that assumed
by a Judge ofthe coui'ts, whose rulings
have paramount weight in governing
society, preserving law and order and
adjudicating differences where large
interests are involved. The very
ablest tod most learned lawyers are a
nece l ty on the bench for the public
welfa and what the services of such
are orth should certainly not be
mate .lly less than they realize as
private practitioners.—Philadelphia
Press.
Cooper on Ballot Reform.
From the Media "American."
From every section of the State come
stories of the wrongs against voters
and candidates by the blanket ballot
law. It has become a menace and a
nuisance. In this county over 2000
voters showed their fear of it in various
ways, and refused to vote for all offices
for fear of vitiating the ballot. It can
not be understood, even by lawyers,
except after long and careful study,
and it has confused the courts and led
to a variety of decisions, some of them
' contradictory.
Under the genuine Australian sys
tem there would be but a single column
' and the names of the candidates for
the same office would be collected
: under the title of that office. Any
1 candidate, by simply filing nomination
papers, would have a place in that bal
lot, and to place his name there would
require but a single line, not an entire
I column. There would be no use for
courts and no opportunities for tech
nical decisions antagonistic to the
spirit of the Constitution and of the
law. The booth is all right, for it
I preserves secrecy, but no man should
1 be permitted to aid another in marking !
j his ticket unless the voter is blind.
Inability to read is the man's own fault
j Now the aid called in is as a rule to
show that the voter earns the money
which he gets for his vote. A simple
ballot will not discourage honest men,
| and will check the work of dishonest
| ones. Let all the press of the State
1 unite in a demand for a simplification
of the ballot.
The elegant lide of women's and
I children's winter wraps now being
; shown at the store of M. C. Tulis,
; should be seen by everyone in quest |of
I stylish, well made garments, at very
low prices. 41-3t
If You Are Wise Advertise.
Here's something to read that the
merchant should heed: If you expect
to conquer in the battle of to-day you
will have to blow your trumpet in a
firm and sturdy way. If you toot
your whistle and lay aside your horn,
there is not a living soul will know
that you were ever born. The man
that owns his acres is the man that
plows all day, and the man that keeps
a humming is the man that's here to
stay. But the man who advertises
with a sort of sudden jerk, is the man,
who blames the printer because it
wouldn't work. The man that gets
the business uses lots of printers ink,
not a clatter not a splatter, an ad that
makes you think. He plans his adver
tisement as he plans his shelves and
stock, and the future of his business is
as solid as a rock.
Lassitude.
Lassitude, "that tired feeling," is
one of the first signs of approaching
illness; it may be a cold, la grippe, or
other malady. A few doses of "77" at
this early stage may "break up" the
disease, preventing a long illness.
"77" cures grip, colds, inflluenza,
catarrh, pains and soreness in the head
and chest, cough .and sore throat. At
druggists or 'sent prepaid; price 25c.
and 50c; large pocket flask SI.OO. Dr.
Humphrey's Manual at druggists or
sent free. Humphr< 's Medicine Co.,
cor. William and John streets. New
York, N. Y.
Pennsylvania Railroad Company Will
Issue Clerical Orders for 18Q9.
The Pennsylvania Railrond Com
pany announces that the issue of cleri
cal orders will be continued for the
year 1899 on the same lines as in effect
at present
Application blanks may be obtained
of ticket agents, and same should reach
the General Office by December 20, so
that orders may be mailed December
31 to clegymen entitled to receive
them. Orders will be issued only on
individual application of clergymen
when made on blanks furnished by
the Company and certified to by one
of its agents. 1189-41-lt.
"Score One for Aunty."
A good story is related at the ex
pense of "Bob" Ingersol. The colonel
was recently talking with an old color
ed woman in Washington concerning
religious matters. "Do you really be
lieve, aunty," said he, "that people
are made of dust?" "Yes sab, de
Bible say dey is and so I b'lieve
it." "But what is done in wet
weather, when there is nothing but
mud ?" "Den Is s'pects dey make in
fidels, rumsuckers an' sich like."—Ex.
Woes of the Non=Advertiser.
The none-advertising merchant
goeth forth to his lair at the raising
of the sun and 10, 110 man interfeareth;
he standeth around all day like a bot
tle of castor oil, and the people with
the sheckels come out to his shanty.
He advertiseth not his wares, and his
name is forgotten on the face of the
earth. Who hath stale baking powder
without end? He that knoweth not
the way to the printing office.
Five Snow Storms.
A well known farmer of Dauphin
county has established a weather
bureau and predicts a severe winter,
basing his views upon the manner in
which the muskrats are building their
nests. Professor De Voe, who fore
casts weather by natural instinct and
the saw in his slab mill, has scheduled
twenty-one cold days for December,in
cluding five snow storms and one day
of zero weather, the 24th.
It Was Ever Thus.
Why don't the church people who
believe that we are doing right in try
ing to suppress illegal liquor selling,
appoint a committee to assist us.
Actions count; the time for talk has
passed.—Austin Republican.
Place Your Orders.
C. G. Schmidt, at the City Bakery, is
prepared to serve his patrons, with ice
cream, ices, and fancy baking of all
kinds for balls, parties, weddings, etc.
Orders should be given in time.
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Taken Possession.
Mr Michael Murphy took possession
of the Commercial Hotel, at this place,
I 5
last Thursday. He will make many
improvements in the property and
keep a first-class house.
For Sale.
Pair of light Bob Sleighs, two bodies
—one for pleasure and one for work.
Single or double. Good as new. Will
sell cheap, or exchange for hay.
ON AS. FRY.
Emporium, Pa., Nov. 22,1898.—39-tf.
It will pay you to take a look at Tag
gart's Holiday display.
TERMS: $2.00—51.50 IN ADVANCE.
Pressed Bricks.
Stylish hats at N. Seger's.
New line of winter clothing at N.
Seger's.
100 dolls for sale at Old Reliable
Drug Store, at cost.
The biggest kind of bargains for the
Holidays at N. Seger's.
If you want to buy a doll don't for
get that Taggart is selling them at cost.
Ladies' Misses' and Children's coats
and capes, at the M. C. Tulis store.
Cheap in price but good in va'uo. 3t
Howard & Company's mill hascljsed
for the winter, after one of the busiest
season's work in the history of the firm.
Old Reliable Drug Store has on exhi
bition and sale the best selected stock
of holiday goods in town. Prices verv
low.
Good books are the best companions.
The young man who chooses for his
familiar friends the great and the wise
of all time is likely to be one of some
use in the world.
Note the change in H. C. Olmsted's
"ad." The Leading Dry Goods Store
has some rare holiday .attractions and
it will pay you to peruse his announce
ment, then visit his store.
One of the Pennsylvania editors em
phasizes an appeal for money due him
as follows: "Having remembered the
Maine without difficulty, will you
please try and remember that the year
before last's subscription is about due."
R. Seger & Son's handsome display
in their show windo%vs attracts the at
tention of many people. Their line of
goods are equal to the best to be found
in the larger cities. Good goods speak
for themselves and they are the cheap
est always.
The latest swindle is Deing worked
by a man who sells lima beans satur
ated with oil of cinnamon at ten cents
a piece, with the story that his brother
brought a quantity of them from Ma
nila and that they are a sure protection
against moths.
A cout»h is not like a fever. It does
not have to run a certain course. Cure
it quickly and effectually with One
Minute Cough Cure, the best remedy
for all ages and for the most severe
cases. We recommend it because it's
good. R. C. Dodson. 451y
On Christmas day Admiral George
Dewey will become ranking officer of
the United States Navy, being next in
line of promotion to Admiral Francis
M. Bunce, who will retire on December
25. lie entered the service in May,
1852, and Admiral Dewey in September,
1854.
All exchange advises that it pays to
take great care to put only sound vege
tables in the cellar. A few decaying
potatoes, cabbages or the like may
afford soil for the propagation of dis
ease germs from which you or your
family may suffer before spring. After
vegetables are putin they should be
assorted frequently and the unsound
ones removed.
Maj. Harry Alvan Hall, of the third
batallion of the 16th Regiment, P. V. 1.,
Capt. A. M. Ent and First Lieut. Harry
Anderson went to Oil City, Wednesday.
They will be joined at that by Second
Lieut. D. J. Driscoll and the four
officers will be mustered into the
United States service according to their
respective new positions in the volun
teer army.—Ridgway Democrat.
Travelers in the Empire state are to
have ample opportunities for amuse
ment while on the road. Trains tra
versing New York will soon have at
tached theatre cars. The Black Dia
mond Express will be first equipped
with this innovation in April, 1899.
The car wil! seat (iO people and have
standing room in the rear. The seats
will be built on a slope, so that all may
be able to view the show.
The secret you don't want in the
newspaper, but you tell everybody
else, usually finds its way into print.
The easiest way to keep such things
out of the newspapers is to make your
request in a manly way, and if it is
reasonable it will be granted, nine
; times out of ten. But don't think you
| can keep secrets from the newspapers,
t Ninety-nine times out of a hundred
j they will hear of them, even if they
I don't always publish them.
The editor has a charter from the
i State to act as doormat for the com
i muniiy. lie will gee the paper out
somehow and stand up for the town
1 and whoop it up for you when you run
■ for office and lie about your big-footed
I son when he gets a §4 a week job and
! weep over your shriveled soul when
i it is released from its grasping body
i and smile at your wife's second mar
j riage. Don't worry about the editor;
| He'll get along. The Lord only knows
I how—but somehow. —Exchange.
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