2 CAMERON COUNTY PRESS. H. H. MULLIN, Editor. Published Every Thursday. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. f*T year It 00 If paid ID advance 1 WJ ADVERTISING RATES: Advertisement* are published at the rate of •■e dollar per square tor one Insertion and tlfty eeats per square tor each subsequent insertion Rates iiy the year, or for six or three month*, are low and uniform, and will be furnished on •■plication. * Legal and Official Advertising per square, three times or less, »2; each aubsequent inser tion 60 cents per square. Loral notices 10 cent* per line for one lnser ■ertlon: 6 cents per line for each subsequent •oosecutive Insertion. Obituary notices over five line* 10 cents per llae. Simple announcements of births, mar riages and deaths will be Inserted free. Business card*. Ave lines or less, >5 per year; •ver tlve lines, at the regular rates of adver tising. No local lmerted for lea* than 75 cent* per ll*ua JOB PRINTING. The Job department of the Pims Is complete and affords facilities for dointf the best ciass of WORK PAKTICUI.AU ATTIKTIUK PAIDTO LAW PjUMTING. No paper will be discontinued ntll arrear- Kea are paid, except at the option of the pub ber. Papers sent out of the county must be paid lor in advance. The test of a man's condition after dinner at a certain college used to be to make him say "Cissie Fitzgerald" three times. Now, however, it is to make him taiy "reconcentrado" once. Gen. Blanco claims that there is still a bright future in store for Spain, but as he neglects to mention the place of concealment it is presumed to be in one of the stores that does not advertise. Seven troupes of mandolin and guitar players, called Spanish students, and really Spaniard: , were traveling in this itountry when the war talk began. They have all transformed themselves for professional purposes into Italians and Mexicans. Although this country IMLS not the ad vantage of a location that Great Britain lias as regards German markets, yet one-third of the sewing machines and two-fifths of the bicycles imported into that country in 1897 came from the United States. Prof. Henjamin Howard is the only American who has been able thus far to reach the Siberian island of Saghal ien, where the worst .Russian criminals are sent. He asserts that the com monly accepted tales of the horrors of Shis prison are exaggerated. Those Madrid editors who anticipated that a revolution could be started in the southern states may learn something from the fact that a grandson of Gen. Grant will serve on Gen. Lee's staff, while a grandnephe w of Jefferson Davis will caeuLh. Philadelphia, May 13. —Three per sons were burned to death and prop erty amounting to $255,000 destroyed by tire which originated Wednesday in the six-story building occupied by Me- Cadden Bros., wholesale dealers in toys anil fireworks, 619 Market street. The dead are: William MeCadden, a member of the firm; Charles Richard son, a packer, and Miss Evelyn Cald well, a stenographer. Their bodies were found on the secona floor in the rear of the building and were fright fully charred. The fire was caused by an explosion of fireworks. Merritt to l.ead the Invasion. San Francisco, May 13. —The Bulletin says: The president has appointed lien. Wesley Merritt. of the regular army, to command the volunteers from the Pacific coast. Gen. Merritt will lead the invasion of the infantry upon the Philippines. He will be proclaimed governor general of the Philippines. "Fighting .Joe" Reports. Cliickamauga National Park, Mav 12. —Gen. Joseph Wheeler arrived here Wednesday and reported to (ien. Brooke for duty. There seems to be some question as to whether Gen. Lee is coming to this point, no orders to that effect having 1 been received. A CHEERFUL_WOMAN. From the Democrat, Brazil, Ind. Every woman cannot be beautiful, but a cheerful face often supplies the deficiency. Kut no one can be cheerful and bring jov to others unless they have perfect health, For tunately, science has placed this priceless boon within the reach of every woman as the following incident proves: Mrs. Amanda Kobinson, wife of William Robinson, farmer and stockman, near Howesville, Clay County, Ind., is thirty two years old and had for several years been in declining health and despondent. For three months she was not only unable to attend to her domestic duties, but too feeble to be up and about. Today she is in good health and able to attend to her household affairs. She relates her experience as fol lows: "I was afflicted with female troubles and was in a delicate state of health. I lost my appetite, grew thin and was greatly de pressed. After taking various remedies without being benefited I was induced by a friend to try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. "Ear 1 yin n J ' the summer of I 'I 1897 I pro, 'l' 1— i cared five 1 [ boxes of them 112 / 1 and before ' aj / V; finishing the /Tk r / «"'} second box S *7 { I began to im- ~ t /'" A prove and by J / ' the time I had M taken the five j! boxes I was able togo about my A Pricelesi Boon. usual work and stopped taking the pills. "Our daughter Anna, twelve years old, was also afflicted with decline and debility. She lost flesh, seemed to be bloodless and had no ambition. She took two boxes of the pills nnd they restored her appetite, aided digestion and brought color to her cheeks. She is now in the best of health. I think Dr. Williams' Pinl: Pills for Pale People the be*t medicine we ever had in our family and recommend them to all needing a remedy for toning up and rebuilding a shattered sys tem." No discovery of modern times has proved such a blessing to women as Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People. They restore strength and health to exhausted women when every effort of the physician proves unavailing. These vegetable pills are every where recognized as a specific for diseases of the blood and nerves. The pulling of a sound tooth tries the acoustics of the dental chamber.—Chicago News. OenfneNN Cannot He Cared by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mu cous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal con dition, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases of of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold bv Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. When a firm, decisive spirit is recognized, it is curious to see how the space clears around a man and leaves him room and free dom.—John Foster. 'The memory of this night," he Mid, "will -heer tne in those moments when life seems dreary and burdensome." Patriotic Preferences.—His Wife—"They must be very patriotic in Wall street." The Farmer —"i suppose so." Ilis Wife —"Oh, ves, indeed! Here's a report with a whole lot in it about 'American sugar preferred' and 'American tobacco preferred. " —Puck. First Tramp—l hear they are building a new jail, with all modern improvements." Scc-ond Tramp—"That won't do us no good. You'll need a puil to get in there."—Flie gendc Blaetter. Idleness.—At. idle man has a constant tendency to torpidity. He has adopted the Indian inaxim—that it is better to walk than to run,and better to stand thantowalk, and bet t IT to sit than to stand, and better to lie than to sit. He hugs himself into the notion that God calls him to be quiet.— Richard Cecil. When a man goes fishing he may not catch a good string, but he is sure to come home> wiili a long yarn. —Chicago Daily News. In English coffee-houses, in the olden time, a contribution box was placed against the! wall, find it was customary for guests toj drop in small donations for the waiters.' Over t/lie box were the words: "To Insure! Promptness." From the initial conies the modern tip. In Derby, Mich., dwells a farmer who a! ways likes to get the worth of his money. The general store at v.iliich he deals is about seven miles from his home. In a package of matches he bought last week there were 11 without heads, lie spent two cents in mail ing them to the storekeeper, and asking for II perfect matches. A woman's idea of business sagacity is to oin the pocket that has her money in it.— Washington (la. ) Democrat. The best way for a young man to begin who is without friends or influence is first, by getting a position; second, keeping his moutii shut; third, observing; fourtn, beiiiH faithful; fifth, making his employer thins he would be lost in a fog without him, n "eit,t' of one 2 cent pontage Btomp I will send a Six U«>*«' trial package DP* Tp« -«r« h« mall. Address x>. s. aAijuur, as. ma hsi*at-iT, aixcwi ONE ENJOYS Both the method ana results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, j Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys tem effectually, dispels colds, head aches and feverß and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and ac ceptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial in ita effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, ita many excellent qualities commend it to all and have made it the moat popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50 cent bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro cure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIO SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. LOUISVILLE. Kt. NEW YORK. N.t. Faat Time (o Colorado. A new through Sleeping Car line between St. Louis and Colorado Springs will be estab lished over the Wabash-KocK Island Short Line, Muy loth, 1898. The time will be the fastest made with through service between these two points by many hours. A through Sleeper will leave St. Louis on Wabash train No. 3, at 9.20 a. m., arriving at Colorado Springs the next morning at 11.00, with a di rect connection for Denver, arriving at 11.30 a. m. This is the fastest regular through service ever established between St. Louis and Colorado. Returning, the Sleeper will leave Colorado Springs at 2.45 p. m., and ar rive at St. Louis the next evening at 6.15. Patrons of this line will avoid tne only un pleasant feature heretofore attendant on Col orado travel, inasmuch as the trip through Missouri's fertile fields will now be by day light, and the unattractive portion of Kansaf will be traversed during the night, with the mountain scenery to greet the tourists in th 6 morning. The fast time of this line will naturally commend the Wabash Route to intending Colorado tourists. Particulars will be gladly furnished on ap plication. C. S. CRANK. G. P. &T. A., St. Louis. She Wn» SurprSted. Mrs. Huntley—lt must have been very an noying to have had to appear in court. W hat did you do when they asked you to give your age? Dustleigh—Why, I gave it, of course, "My goodness! And didn't they fine you for contempt?"— Chicago Evening News. A flu op Furin and a Good One. Do you want a good farm, where you can work outdoors in your shirt sleeves for ten months in the year, and where your stoclr can forage for itself all the year round? II so, write to P. Sid Jones, Passenger Ajrent Birmingham, Ala., or Dr. R. B. Crawford, Traveling Passenger Agent, 6 Rookery Building, Chicago, 111. Do you want togo down and look at some of the Garden Spots of this country? Tin Louisville & Nashville Railroad provides thf way and the opportunity on tne first ano third Tuesday of each month, with excur sions at only two dollars over one fare, foi round trip tickets. Write Mr. C. P. At more, General Passenger Agent, Louisville, Ky., for particulars. Do you want to read about them hefort going? Then send ien cents in silver oi postage stamps for a copy of "Garden Spots" to Mr. Atmore. Repartee. If we were asked to define repartee mosl of us would say that it was the brilliant thing we thought of saying when the occa. sion for saying it had slipped away from us. —Chicago Times-Hera'd. llonu-neekcrM' KxcurNlon*. On the first and third Tuesdays in May and June, 1898, the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway will sell round-trip excur sion tickets (good for 21 days) to u great many points in South and North Dakota and other western and southwestern states, at practically one fare for the round trip. Take a trip west and see what an amount of good land can be purchased for very little money. Further information as to rates, routes, prices of farm lands, etc., may be ob tained on application to any coupon ticket agent or by addressing George H. Ileafford, General Passenger .-Went, Chicago, 111. Marriage is a failure only to soured people who cannot find marrying mates. —N. O. Picayune.