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6 ALL THE GOOD WE CAN. If the sunshine never crept Into hovels dark and sad. If its glories never shone Save where everything was glad. If It scattered not Its beams Over hearts by sorrow chilled. Would the sunshine do His will? Would its mission be fullilled? If the rosea never bloomed Save for gladsome eyes alone, If their beauty and their grace For the weary never shone, If they never brought a smile To the wayside passer-by, Would the roses do their task While the hours of summer flyT If the birdies sang their songs Far from every listening ear. If they poured t'hem not abroad All the earth to glad and cheer. Would the birdies' work be done Ere the autumn breezes call? Ere the gold and crimson leaves O'er the grave of summer fall? If the sunshine of our smiles We have scattered not afar. If our roses—kindly deeds— Bloom not where the lowly are. If our words of hope and joy Never fall to bless and cheer, Have we done our Maker's will? Have we wrought our mission here? —George Cooper, in Golden X>ays. I A CLEW BY WIRE | is Or, An Interrupted Current. S: = BY HOWARD M. YOST. ? Jg Copyright, 1896, by J. B. Lippincott Co. §£ CITAPTER IV.—CONTINUED. The president was writing when I entered, but he laid aside his pen when he saw me. "Take a seat, Conway," he said. I did as requested. My heart was heavy before, but it was heavier when I noticed the troubled look on his face. "Mr. Perry, have you read the pa pers?" I asked. The president nodded assent. "How is it that such a general im pression has gone abroad that I had something to do with the affair? Who has started such a rumor?" "I do not know, Conway, unless the police have given public expression to their opinion." "The police. And what is their opin ion? Was it not shown beyond any doubt that I was miles away from the vault at the time that the robbery must must have been committed ? I say noth ing about my own assertions. But how can anyone doubt the word of a man of Mr. Morley's standing?" "Well, Conway, no one doss doubt that you told the truth in that. But—" Mr. Perry seemed loath to proceed. "But what, sir?" I demanded, after a pause. "The detectives' theory is that you had accomplices, who, from directions given by you, were able to carry out a prearranged plan." I answered with a scornful laugh. "Accomplices! Who are they?" I asked. "Well, I suppose they are looking for them," Mr. Perry said, with a half smile. "I hope they'll enjoy the search," I said, sarcastically. "Oh, Mr. Perry, why is this thing brought upon me? Why am I so universally suspected, when nothing can be shown against me? If there is enough cause to attribute the robbery to me, why am I not arrested ?" "We had hoped to keep the affair a se cret, for a time at least. Therefore Borne few of the trustees thought it best not to make it public, as having jou arrested would have done. We were ell pledged to secrecy, but somehow the affair got abroad. I suppose you did not mention it?" "No, indeed. I have not spoken to a Eoul on the subject," I replied. "Aft-. Perry," I cried, impulsively, "you do not believe I am guilty, do you?" "I do not wish to believe so," he re plied, guardedly. "Oh, think, sir, what this terrible af fair means to me! It is a fearful bur den for a young fellow to bear who is wholly innocent." "It is, indeod. But, you see, it is this way. The bank is a public institution, and I, as its head, dare not let my per sonal feelings interfere with my duty to the public. Personally, it does not seem possible that you could have any connection with the loss of the people's money—" "Oh, thank you, Mr. Perry! I knew you could not think—" He cut me short. '"Officially, I must hold you in doubt, so much so at least that I cannot give you back your po sition." "And did you suppose I expected to remain ?" I asked, indignantly. "I could not. I want to hold no position where absolute and perfect confidence is not felt in me. You can consider this as my resignation, sir," I added. "I am glad you look upon it in that light. It is manly, sir," said Mr. Perry. 'And, Nelson, not even the restoration )f the missing funds would give me as great pleasure as the establishment of /our innocence." "Never fear, sir, my innocence will soon be proved. It cannot be otherwise, for I am innocent," I said, confidently. "I have a small estate which came to me from my grandfather," I continued. "Every cent shall be expended, if nec essary, for the purpose of proving my Innocence." "You can do as you see fit about that," the president said, after a long pause, during which he seemed to be ponder ing over my words. "But if you wish for my advice, I would say, do nothing whatever on your own hook. Nelson," he continued, coming close up to me and speaking low, "secret measures have al jready been begun to solve the mystery, and they will be thorough and far- S reaching. This is wholly independent 'of any investigations the police au thorities may undertake. You see, my 'boy, that I do trust and believe in you, after all. What I have told you Is in IBtrict confidence. Live as quietly and (patiently as possible under the cloud. Take a trip to Europe, and enjoy your self." "No, I'll stay and face the music. I am not afraid of any investigations which may be made into my life." "Well, good-by now. I must not allow you to take up any more of my time. 1 beg of you to follow my advice, and un dertake no search on your own hook. In spite of discouragement, heartache, or long delay, do nothing yourself." lie shook my hand heartily, and I left him. As I was going out the door leading into the lobby, 1 ran against a man just coming in. He WAS an old fellow, small and thin, and had piercing steel-blue eyes. He rebounded a trifle from the collision, then gazed at me sharply. "I beg your pardon," I said. "1 hope I did not hurt you?" "No. Not much, at any rate. I want to see the president. Are you the presi dent?" he asked. There seemed to me to be something insolent about his question, as though lie knew I was not the president and he had asked but to mock me. "You will find the president in his of fice," I replied, curtly. "As for me, I am a bank robber." There was the suspicion of a twinkle came in his eyes as he said: "Indeed! Well, you don't look it." The old fellow then entered the of fice, and I went outside to the street. A few days went by, and, although nothing was found to sustain the theory of the detectives, that fact did not lessen the general suspicion which rested upon me. Indeed, it was a ease of surprise to me that I was not arrested. It would have been an easy matter, for I had no thought of hiding. The most public streets during the daytime, and a con cert or the theater at night, were fre quented by me. I held my head erect, as I had a right to do; but it was with a heavy heart and a chastened spirit that I realized that people shunned me. Houses where I had been on most friend ly terms were closed against me. I was tempted many times to seek consolation and encouragement in the presence of Florence Morley, but it did not seem right nor kind to burden her bright life with my troubles, even should she consent to see me, of which I was doubtful under the changed cir cumstances. Perhaps it was this fear which kept me away, as much as any other idea. About a week after the robbery a let ter came to my boarding-place: "Mr. Nelson Conway—Dear Sir: Tf con venient, kindly favor me with an oppor tunity for conversation this evening at eight. I remain In town over night, and you will find me at my city residence. "SYLVESTER MORLEY." Wondering what he could wish to say to me, I repaired to his house at the time mentioned. Mr. Morley received me in the library, and arose from his chair as I entered. "Good evening, Mr. Conway," he gravely said, bowing his head. "Please be seated." After I had chosen a chair on the op posite side of the room, and he had re sumed his seat, he began, somewhat re luctantly, but in his stately, courteous way: "Our conversation may prove unsat isfactory to you. If so, I beg your par don in advance. Of course you are aware that the public in general con nects your name with that daring and mysterious affair at the bank." "I know very well, sir, that it is so," I replied, sadly. "Now, I do not mind saying that I do not necessarily condemn a man because he is suspected," Mr. Morley continued. "In a case like yours the general pub lic's opinion does not influence my opin ion. At the same time, the general public is not to be blamed so much, after all. The people form their opin ions from the newspapers, and I am sorry to note that the papers do not seem friendly toward you." "That is true, sir," I answered. "And I cannot imagine why they should take that stand, when nothing, absolutely nothing, can be found to criminate me." "I can furnish no idea why it is so; I simply state a fact. As I intimated, it is not my custom to condemn a man before he has been found guilty. But, whatever my private opinion may be, in this case you must understand that the suspicion which has fallen upon you will necessarily preclude a continua tion of the friendly relations which have existed between you and—and my household." "Oh, sir, you cannot believe in your heart that I had anything to do with the bank's loss!" I exclaimed, bitterly, for, kindly as was his manner, the words he spoke seemed to strike a knell to my fondest hopes. "I have already said all I care to say on that score," Mr. Morley replied, rather coldly. "And—and your daughter, sir," I weut on, with trembling voice; "she does not share the general suspicion!" A smile flitted across his face for a moment. Then he became grave again, and regarded me earnestly. lie did not reply for some time; he seemed to be considering his answer. "My daughter is rather indignant; she thinks that you are unjustly treated," he finally said. I could not restrain myself on hear ing this. I sprang from my seat and approached him. "Mr. Morley, you do not know what it means to me to hear this. You cannot imagine how your daughter's opinion fills me with hope. May I ask you, sir, to express to her my deepest gratitude for her faith in my innocence? As God hears me, her faith is not misplaced." There was no controlling my voice; it trembled in spite of my efforts to be calm. Dear, true-hearted girl! "I will convey to her your message," said Mr. Morley. "She has informed me of the sentiment you entertain for her. But, Mr. Conway, I believe you are a young man of sense and honor. You must therefore realize the position you would place her in by insisting on the continuation of a friendship which, out of kindness and gentleness of disposi tion, she would probably not refuse you. CAMERON COUNTY PRESS, THURSDAY, MARCH 24, 1898. It would be unjust to her, embarrassing to you, and wholly contrary to my wishes." "I fully appreciate the meaning of your words, Mr. Morley. Believe me, I regard your daughter too highly to intrude upon her notice, under existing circumstances. It is no sentiment I entertain for her; it is love, sir, deeper, truer, fonder than mere sentiment. This love has become the ruling motive of my life, and will always remain so. But I promise you 1 will hold no com munication with your daughter until it is shown before the world that I am innocent. I confess, to follow this course will be the greatest sacrifice of my life. I have no parents, no near re lations to whom I can go for love and sympathy. It means something, there fore, for me to promise you this." Mr. Morley arose from his chair. There was a kindly gleam in his eyes, and an expression on his face of—sad ness, was it? At any rate, there was undoubtedly a touch of sorrow in his voice when he spoke again. It seemed somewhat strange to me at the time. He had obtained the promise he wished, but it did not seem to give him the pleas ure I naturally expected it would. lie extended his hand. "Mr. Conway, you are a man of honor," he said. "I deem it a favor to shake hands with you. I sincerely hope your innocence may be established. But," he hesi tated here, "do not be over-sanguine. Robberies have occurred before which have ever remained mysteries. I must confess, although I am one of the trustees and am therefore an interested party, I am not so sure the perpetrators of this last robbery will ever be dis covered. There seems to be not the slightest clew to work on.l do not say this to cause j-ou pain, but simply to warn you against entertaining hopes which may never be realized." CHAPTER V. On the first evening of my occupancy of the old homestead I recalled Mr. Morley's words and thought with sor row how much superior his judgment had been to mine. A year had gone by, a year of heart ache, disappointment and unfulfilled longing, and the cloud had not been lifted from my life. And, oh, I was so homesick for just a glimpse of my dear love's face. A few days after my interview with Mr. Morley I had received a note from Florence: "Dear Mr. Conway: Fattier has Informed me of your resolve not to call on me or at tempt to keep up the friendship which made me so happy, until you are freed from all suspicion. I appreciate the manliness which prompts you to such a resolve, and I wish to assure you from the bottom of my heart that I respect and trust you. I know you are Innocent, and shall always believe so. Keep up a brave spirit. The mystery will be explained and you exonerated. Re member, I believe in you wholly, and shall always remain, Your true friend, "FLORENCE MORLEY." I took the worn note from the locket which I wore around my neck and Pf"' *' Speak out, I say. or I'll tire I" pressed it to my lips, as I had done many times since its receipt, and I won dered if her heart was still true to the sentiment expressed in it. The harvest moon was resplendent and the white beams came into the win dow where I sat in my night, robe, flood ing my white drapery with light. There were no rounds of human life; the world seemed left wholly to the crick ets and katydids. With a sigh from the depths of my lonely heart I re placed the note in its receptacle and arose. Turning from the window, I saw right opposite me, on the other side of the room, a tall white figure. What was it? There it stood, while I gazed spellbound, motionless, mysterious. In a lightning flash of thought Sarah's forebodings came to me. Then I grasped my pistol, which was lying on the table beside me. "Now, then, if this is a practical joke, intended simply to frighten me, let it stop," I said. It was with some dif ficulty, I eon.#ss, that my voice was kept steady. "Whoever you are, speak and ex plain, or I'll see if you have substance enough to stop a bullet!" I paused for a reply, but none came. "Speak out, I say, or, as sure as there is a God in Heaven, I'll fire!" I called again, and again received no reply. The white thing remained there. In spite of my threats. After another pause, during which the cold chills chased up and down my spine, I raised my arm. took deliberate ata and fired. A rattle of breaking glass followed the report of the pistol, and a dark Spot appeared in the center of the white figure. The flash of the pistol had been reflected back, and in an in stant I realized the truth. With a scornful laugh and a con demnatory exclamation at my foolish ness, I placed the pistol on the table and got into bed. Then a slight scuffling noise, seem ing to come from beneath, reached my ear, and I said, aloud, and with a laugh: "I've stirred up the rats, nt any rate. Hello, what's that?" I exclaimed, as a deep, nn><ffled sound, accompanied by a slight jar, immediately followed. It was as though a heavy door in some distant part of the house had slammed. I'or quite a time I sat up in bed and listened, but no more unusual sounds followed. Mrs. Snyder's words concerning mys terious happenings in my house and Sarah's unreasonable fears for my safe ty, followed by the two events just men tioned. did have an effect upon me, al though the first event was due wholly to an ordinary cause, and the second, the apparent sound of a slamming door, might be, and probably was, just what it seemed. A gentle night breeze had arisen, and some of the windows in the upper part of the house might have been left open, thereby producing a draught and causing an intervening door to swing shut. True, the sound seemed to come from beneath me. But then that was probably imagination. In the silence of night a sudden noise is rather difficult to locate. How often the most common events, under un familiar circumstances, become inex plicable mysteries! I am not of a superstitious make-up. and therefore Sarah's vague fears did not produce in me a feeling of fright; but there was a watchfulness about my senses as though there were "funny things," to use Sarah's term, about the house, which would become apparent indue time. Nestling my head down on the pil low, redolent with the grateful health giving aroma of spruce, 1 ciosed my eyes. Sleep did not come as quickly as I had boasted to my old nurse it would, and it was some time before my conscious ness began to wander into the domain of vague fancies and indistinct ideas which characterize the period between waking and sleeping. Then, almost before my eyes eould open, I suddenly sat up in bed and listened with hearing sharpened by the sense of expectancy which had come over me. Out through the silence of my room there came stealing the sound of a voice —but such a voice! Not possessed by any human being, surely! Pitched on a high, quavering tone, and jet so soft and small; so faint, as though borne from a great distance; so plain, as though right at my bedside; bearing no semblance to human tones, but never theless undoubtedly a voice; for after a time I could distinguish a word now and then. If there were in the world weird, mis shapen little folks like fairies and gnomes, and we could hear their con versation, I imagine their voices would sound like this one to which now 1 was listening. There was no wonder Mrs. Snyder had been impressed by it, if this were the voice she had heard. Strange indeed, and unnatural, as though not of this world, it seemed to me. A creeping sensation came over me, not exactly like that produced by fear; there was more of awe, of sol emnity, about it. ITO BE CONTINUED.] A NOVEL LADDER. It Was Lengthened by a Heroic M«»'l Form. A ladder is made to be walked on, but a human ladder is a novelty, and some times a grand novelty. Such a ladder came into requisition in New York not very long ago. But after all, though the act was novel, the actor was but one in the long line of men and women who, in life's emergencies, are alwaj's on hand toexhibitthat spirit of courageous self-forgetfulness which makes the looker-on feel that there is something grand left in humanity yet. It was but the old story of a tene ment house on fire, and a small crowd of frightened escaping tenants. They came down the fire escapes in desperate haste, before the firemen arrived upon the scene. But between the last rung of the ladder and the ground was a drop of ten feet. The light, flimsy ladder swayed be neath the weight of the most venture some tenant, who stood irresolute, frightened to take the big drop, and un able to return, for above was an ever increasing weight of human beings pressing downward. It was a moment of peril and it threatened to be one of catastrophe. But just then the janitor stepped forward, self-possessed and self-forgetful. Standing on the stoop he reached up and found that his arms could just grasp the end of the shaky ladder. "Climb over me," he cried, and stood his ground, holding onto the flimsy ladder, while men, women and children scrambled over him to a place of safety. By means of that human ladder they all reached the ground.—Youth's Com panion. He Didn't Care. When Admiral de Horsey, at Port Royal, was one night returning to his flagshi,p alone his way to the boat led across the barrack square. A black sentry, one of the West India regiments, halted him at the gate with: "Who goes dar?" Great was the admiral's annoy ance to find that he had neglected to get the password. "That's all right," he {■aid, carelessly, hoping to overcome the man's scruples of indifference, "you know who I am." "Dunno know no body, sar," replied the negro, pompous ly; "you can't go in dar." "Why, I'm Admiral de Horseyl'* "Well, you can't go in,"was the reply. "I don't care if you's Admiral de Donkey, I don't." — Household Words. A l*lxi lim Direction. Canon Knox-Little told a good story once at a church congress. He said he remembered a lych-gate in front of a beautiful church, which had been re stored and made very nice. There was painted over the door: "This is the Gate of Heaven," and underneath was the large notice: "Go round the other way."—Household Words. Charged for It. "And did the doctor give you any hope?" "Well, I'd hardly call it giving."—Chi cago Journal. HE BROUGHT IT FROM THE WORLD'S FAIR. And kept it two years. How he lost it at last. The f*reat World's Fair, at Chicago, in while it gave pleasure to many, gave pain to not a few as an indirect result of their visit to tile White City. People were lured along the miles of wonderful exhib its by the new marvels that met the gaze •t every step, and did not realize their exhaustion until they dropped into a <hair in some breezy corner by the lake, nid "cooled off." That's what began the t'ouble, in many cases. Of one such case, Vrs. 1.. W. Stevens, Fort Fairfield, Me., w rites: "My husband took a severe cold and ccugh two years ago last October—time of tii i World's Fair, which we attended. This coitjh lasted over two years, was accom panied by spitting of blood, and nothing covdd be found to help him, although vari ous remedies were tried. Several doctors we e consulted, but their prescriptions afforded no relief. Finally, I saw an ad vertisement of Dr. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in iny paper and prevailed upon my hus band to get a bottle and try it. The very first dose helped him ana he was com pletely cured in a short time. We feel A GRAVEYARD COLLOQUY. Detvrc»n Two Illai'k Men on a Dark NlEhi. At rare intervals the moon peeped through the billows of a sea of fleecy clouds and cast sickly beams across the path of a form which was walking slowly and steadily in a country graveyard. The figure stole furtive glances about him as he crept to the grave of a man who had died on the gallows on Friday, .lust as the clock was tolling the midnight hour the form fell prostrate on the grave, littering not a sound. Almost in an instant the figure arose. Taking a knife from his poek<<t, he made a single, rapid cut. and turned to leave the place. A moonbeam revealed a look of ghoulish glee on his countenance. "Hal'!" The l.gure stopped. "Who goes there?" ".list a poah niggah." The figures met and the lantern's flash discloses the identity of the men. "Sam Johnsing!" "Hiram Jackson!" "Whatcher doin' lieah, Iliram Jackson? Lookin 'fo' ghostes?" "Naw. What vo* doin' heah yo'se'f?" "Come after dis rabbit's lef' hin' foot. Kotched him at 12 o'clock on a dahk night, on de grave oh a man hung on Friday. G'way, niggah! Wouldn't take a thousand dollahs fo' it. Yo' niggahs won't be in it wid me at cake-walks an' shootin' craps." —Louisville Courier-Journal. DISCOUNTS AND PROFITS. 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