1 THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURO, PA. 1 A NEWARTI3 ! IN ill He the Drummer Evolved by , the Moving Picture Show Houses AN EXPERT IN MAKING KGISES He Play, on Three Inatrurrtenta at Once Wonder. He Can Perform with a Leather Pad and Two Slap stick. How He Tells a War Ctory. In tho moving picture shows tlio or chestra is opt to conr.Ut of not nwro than two persons, a piano plnycr nnd a drummer, but by tho aid of various auxiliary contrivances It Is able to produce a great variety of effects. For the reason that the piano player has all the time full occupation for both hands on the piano keys these auxili ary contrivances are all operated by Jhe one other member of tho orches tra, the drummer. There are three Instruments that he can play on at once, n snare drum with his hands nnd a bass drum and cymbals with his feet, but it Is with the other contrivances that ho pro duces tho realism. He has a string of sleigh bells hanging handy to Jin gle when In a moving picture scene a sleigh crosses the stago, a bar of step to strike resonantly at the proper mo ment for the sound of a bell, a whis tle to blow. He may even supplement these contrivances by the use of his own votco on occasion. He may use the drums for Imitative purposes. He Imitates the "pucker pucker" of a motorboat on the snare drum, and with fidelity he reprodu es the sound of steam exhausts. You see In the picture showing on the stage a railroad train rolling Into a station. Tassengcrs debark and get aboard. The train starts and you tee the first white puff, the first eirtiaimt shoot up from the engine's stack as the engineer gives her steam, and not only do you see It but you hear It too, and with a sound so true that for a moment you fancy It is the real exhaust you hear. Then as the train gathers headway and Its move ment quickens the noise of the ex hause comes quicker and quicker and nearer together, till they blend final ly In the steady roar, diminishing and growing fainter and fainter as tho train draws away, finally to be lost In a fading blur. A wonder, all this, In naturalistic sound production. If you happen to It near the drummer your wondor grows as you see him, with his eyes on the picture, producing the sound of those steam exhausts with drum sticks on a drum. But wait till you see and hear what he can do with a leather pad and two slapsticks. A war story, this next series, show ing first a wooded country with a stretch of clearing In front. At the near edge of the clearing a soldier comes Into view, facing away from you across the clearing toward the woods and keeping moving toward them. Defore you know It another soldier appears a little further Bloat?, and then you see three or four or half a dozen more of them scattered alon.j; over the clearing a skirmish line ad vancing; and then a puff of smoke from the woods and you hear the crack of a rifle and you see that first man that came In keel over. Tha skirmish line keeps on advancing and then you see three or four puffs of smoke come from the woods and you hear the rifles crack! crack! crack! crack! and then our fellows we call 'era our fellows because they started In from In front from our side of the stage our fellows answer and you hear a dozen quick, scattering shots. Than ft nmind of cavalry comes In on the gallop to back our fellows up, and they do mix things up In that clearing In great shape with rifles and pistols banging away all the time, crack, crack, crack, and crackle, crac kle, crackle. It wasn't a battle, there weren't nearly enough engaged for that, but It was what the newspapers refer to when In war time they print a despatch from such and such a place which starts off by saying: "There was a lively skirmish near this place yesterday between " and so on. We had seen that skirmish from start to finish and we'd been near enough to It so that we could hear every shot that was fired, and if your eye had wandered for a moment from the moving picture on the stage to the spot where the rifle shots actually came from you would have seen the . drummer of the orchestra, with his eyes fixed on the picture, spatting, spatting, spatting, spatting, with two slapstlsks on a pad that looked like a leather chair cushion. A simple de vice this, but by its aid what would otherwise have been only a picture, a dumb show, had been wrought up into a scene that was thrilling. Few Dentists In Greece. In Greece, outside of Athens, the barber performs the functions of the dentist to the extent of pulling teeth. Athens is the only place where dental work of any other kind Is done. Climate Makes the Difference. Havana has 400 different kinds of food fish, while England all around has only 60 sorts of food flan. Londoners are wrangling over the site of Shakespeare's Globe Theatro, What's the odds, so long aa we have uio plays? ni iinrei nmiiB rANUtfflUNU WASHINGTON From cmr Kcnlnr Oirrepon leiil. Washington, D. C, I;c! to, 1910 Tlurc are now in WasliiiiRton the rci resentalivcs of the American Automobile Association, two hun dred in number nnd ye.Merday their first session was held and addressed by senators and other distinguish ed men. The speakers trom every part of the country criticized the state legislatures for making ob structive automobile law.", and were all in favor of registration of auto mobiles by the federal government. It was cuiious to note, however, that every speaker snoke in eulogy of the automobile laws of his par ticular statej nnd recommended them as ixamples of good legisla tion, contrasting them with the au tomobile laws.'of other statis, which according to the speaker, were not good examples of automobile legis lation. Senators and representa tives were present and argued the case of the automobile interest against restrictive states traffic li cense and registration laws. There was no dissenting voice with refer ence to ihe reed of uniformity in the matter of state registration. Senator Depcw said: "The Ameri can people, the most progressive in the world, should not permit the older nations which ore regarded as too slow for us, to get ahead of us. The Touring Club of France has offered a recognition for its certificate lor all the other nations of the continent, under which the tourist makes his deposit and then, armed with his certificate, he goes across Germany, Italy, Austria, and away down to Constantinople with the least possible delay and no trouble. I trust this question, brought to the attention of Con gress by this representative body, will lead to enlighten legislation before t'n's Congress adjourns". Senator Bob Taylor, or "Our Bob", as he is called in Tennessee, added a comedy feature to the occasion, when he said: "I am not an enemy of the automobile. I do not con sider it a curse, but a blessing. In fact, I am glad to live in this age, when Ships are on the water, ships are in the air, And autos are a-scooting here and everywhere. The wonderful development of the automobile in recent years leads me to believe that before long we will have the kissophone, which will enable a young man in Wash ington to kiss his s-veetheart 1,000 miles away. Then next will come the electro scoot, into which the New York man may step and be in San Francisco two hours before he staited". W. W. Cocks, member of Con gress from New York, who has now a bill before Congress for fed eral registration, said: "I differ from most of those here in that my viewpoint is that of the farmer. I have the advantage or disadvantage to live on the Vanderbilt Cup course, and know how it feels to le the man in the road; but as the author of the automobile bill now pending in Congress I am keenly interested in the work that you are doing". President Taft's definition as to what constitutes whiskey has, it appears, not settled the case. The President's dictum held that all potable spirits distilled from grain are whiskey ana ennueu io uc la beled as such without such qualify- inrr wnrflM 39 "ConiDOUlld Or ". .. ... 'Imitation". ltwuiDe reiuemuci- ed that in this decision rresiaem Taft completely reversed that of President Roosevelt. New regula tions have been formulated respec ting the branding of whiskey Dy a board composed of the Secretary of the Treasury, the Secretary of Agriculture and the secretary or Commerce and Labor. These regu lations were ma-le public this week nnd thev mean victory for the rec tifiers and adulterators of what was supposed under the Kooseveu au- ministration to uc mc whiskey. But while this decision ,ii;,tVi maiiv compounders of "fire-water ", u is oujcn the distillers of straight whiskey, . . ., tha nn v nnre or wnat iney i-uuoim.. . - -j r-- - .ff Thev have aireauy givcu notice that they will take the case to the courts and have engaged ex-Senator Spooner and ex-Speaker of the House of Representatives John G. Carlisle as counsel. Those acquainted with these distinguish ed men will realize that the straight whiskey manufacturers will be ably represented. In spite of the opposition of able CASTOR I A 11.- Tnta nnd Children. Hie Kind You Have Always Bought 9 w Bears the Signature of senators in both parties, it is believ ed now tint the postal bank act will we passed This ac?, it will be remembered, h championed by Senator Outer of Montana. He was called to the White House yesterday to discuss with the Presi dent the prospect for the passage of the postal savings bank bill. The Senator explained the increas ed opposition in the Senate to this bill and expressed the opinion that it would be Impossible to pass the amendment proposed by Senator Root with the purpose of making the bill constitutional. This amend ment requires the investment of the postal savings bank deposits in government securities. Senator Root holds that without the amen i ment the government would be en gaged in banking business contrary to the constitution. Senator Cart er, however, is of the opinion that all the Democrats, as well as all the insurgent Republicans, will vote against the Root amendment and that their vote would be suffi cient to defeat the bill. Senator Carter was of the opinion that the Root amendment eliminated, the bill might be passed. The First Census. The first census, taken in 1700, was a simple enumeration of the population of the United States. It rilled in large type fifty-six pages of a thin pamphlet with tabks which two or three pages of the World Almanac would easily hold. Each copy of the Philadelphia issttj was signed by Thomas JeiTerson, secretary of state. Some surpris ing changes have since occurred. North Carolina was then more populous than Massachusetts, and Massachusetts mote populous than New York, while Virginia led the list with sixty per cent, more peo ple than Pennsylvania. Brooklyn had fewer people than Newton or North "Heinp.stead." The only mandate for a census in the Con stitution is a provision for an "act ual enumeration," to be made in such manner as Congress shall di rect, to serve as a basis for appor t.ouing "Representatives and direct taxes." If the census soon to be taken, the thirteenth, were to be like the first, a mere enumeration of the people, the work could be finished in a few months and print ed in a single small volume. In stead we shall presumably have some 20,000 or more large pages containing not only an enumera tion, but such an encyclopaedic collection of facts concerning the country as no other nation equals, nor could one of these pages well be spared. For while the registry of births, deaths and marriages, the enumeration of paupers and other statistical work is not yet done by all our states with such accuracy as in the chief European WHAT IS WRONG with cur Public Schools By JOSEPH M. ROGERS A series of articles creating widespread comment from the press and educators of America. Now running in LIPPINCOTPS MAGAZINE GET IT. READ IT. SPECIAL RATES GIVEN TO TEACHERS. ADDRESS Lippincott's Magazine, Philadelphia Pennsylvania ALL THE DELIGHTS OF TRAVEL Pinehurst February h. FOR FULL INFORMATION j. it. WOOD. Passenger Trartlo auager. 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M. 5.IO 12.10 6.10 6.00 I.IO 7-1 7.10 a.10 8.10 8.10 3.10 9 9.10 4.10 10.10 10.10 5.10 JI.IO 11.10 First car leaves Market Square for Danville on Sunday at 7.10 a. m. Saturday Night Only. v Cars leave Danville for Berwick: A. M. M. P. M. 6.0O 7.OO 8.00 9.OO I0:OO ll.OO 12.00 P. M. I. OO 2.00 3.00 4 00 5.00 6.00 7.00 8.00 9.00 10.00 11.00 T12. 00 First car leaves Danville for Berwick on Sunday at 8.00 a. m. Bloomsburer Onlv. Saturday Night to Bloomsburg Only. Cars leave Market Square, Bloomsburg for latawissa: A. M. 5.30 6.15 f7.oo f8.oo 9.00 tio.oo til. 00 M. 12.00 P. M. 1. 00 2.00 T3.oo 4.00 p. M. 6.00 t7.oo 8.00 9.00 10.10 11.00 5.00 First car leaves Market Square for Catawissa on Sunday at 7.00 a. m. Saturday Night Only, f P. R. R. Connections. Cars leave Catawissa for Bloomsburg: A. M. P. M. P. M. 5 50 12.30 6.30 6.3S '-3 ?,3 7.30 a.30 8.30 8.30 3.30 -3 9.30 4-3 '0-30 10.30 5-30 II.30 II.30 First car leaves Catawissa forlBlooms- burg on Sunday at 7.30 a. m. baturaay isignr, uniy. 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