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Tkrm : In sill i t hv cmnty 1 .00 a year t'i .iilvancc ; ijl.soif iaiHn atvance. n'siiletliecountv, ? : year.sincn, in All communications holl lic.v.Mresscil THE COL'MKIAN, Hlonmslmrs;, Ta T1IUHSDAY, DKCKMBKU 23, l!Ki COOK'S BUBBLE PUNCTURED. Those who have withheld their judgment of Dr. Frederick A Cook, until a competent body should examine his "proois" of North Pole discovery, will now ac cept the decision of the University of Copenhagen, and unite in be stowing all praise upon Commander Robert E. Peary. Cook has been entirely discredited, and branded as the most stupendous faker of the century. His data were found to lack all scientific details, and to furnish no grounds for belief that he had ever reached the North Pole. Coupled with his inaccura cies in Antartic reports, and his questionable ascent of Mount Mc Kinley, it is safe to say that this man, who sought the honor which belongs to Peary, is a humbug. Now the world will turn to Peary. He has been much criticised ; not that there has been any shadow of doubt as to the authenticity of his report, but his hot tempered de nunciation of Cook was deemed un wise. Take into consideration, however, the fact that he knew froiii the beginning that of which the world has this week been in formed by the University of Copen hagen. What man would not be inclined to lose his head, when, after striving toward a goal for twenty-eight years, enduring suff ering and fatigue and risking life, he finds that an impostor has snatched away the laurels ? It is not difficult to excuse Commander Peary when one realizes that he knew he was right, and knew that the world was giving to Cook un merited honors. The Danish scientists, who were Cook's best friends have, brand ed him as a monumental liar. This should settle the matter. The controversy should be forgotten ; the criticisms of Commander Peary should be withdrawn ; and this American nation should unite in honoring the man who discovered the utlimate north, and planted thereupon the Stars and Stripes, Democratic Club Banquet. The officers of the Young Men's Democratic Club of Williamsport, are arranging for the annual Jack son day banquet, which will be held on the evening of January 10. The anniversary is J inuary 8, but as that day falls on Saturday the club decided to hold the banquet on the Monday evening following. The list of speakers for the occas ion is not complete, but among them will be C. LaRue Muuson and Congressman William B. Wilson. Weak Throat Lold after cold; cough after cough! Troubled with this taking-cold habit? Better break it up. We have great confidence in Ayev's Cherry Pectoral for this work. No i medicine like it for weak throats and weak lungs. Ask your doctor for his opinion. He knows all about it. His approval is valuable. Follow his advice at all times. io aiconci in this cough medicine. J.C.AlierCo..LowelLMaS. Alway&kecpagooUlaKjuvc in tilt house. Takeadosewhen yourcolJtirstcomeson mi: uMnuxunve i jr iius.' flyer s nils. K R H : Myron I. Low, Vice President. Frank I keler, Ciishier Mvrnn f. T.ow V.ir.)v r. Frank 1 keler. THIS IS HEAVEN. Hooray, hooray ! At last we have in'onnation concerning the real character of the heavenly ahml's; at least, so cotnes ti:e word from llo'-ton. General Augustus B. Martin was once police comn issioncr ani May or of that centre of wisdom, but he died, so lie gave up the job. He must have been a pious mayor, for if we mav credit the assurances of his erst while stenographer, he has i in en garnered up aiott and is iivn g I in a Irownstone front on one of the golden boulevards, i Now this stenographer is a Chris jtian Scientist, and she claims to j have had little spiritual chats with i the General since his elevation, and i has published them. This, in part is what Augustus had to say: "I felt as though the air was fill ed with perfume audi was soaring, rising, rising above my body until I passed behind a veil. "And then I was surrounded by friends, by my intimate friends whom I knew, members of my fam ily and all, surrounded by them welcoming me. "And then I was taken to an r.c tual mansion, a palace, and they said: 'Here is your home. Occupy it, live in it, have what friends you choose with you, what relatives you choose with you, and as those whom you have left behind follow you, you may welcome them to this home as you may see fit.' "I went in and looked about me. and they said: 'This is heaven. This is the spiritual world, and we gre:t you.' " Fancy a week-end house. party in the hereafter ! The idea is one which we have not hitherto heard advanced. Can't Walk On Tracks. In the future all trespassers on the Pennsylvania Railroad Co's. tracks will be arrested. This is an order that was received by local railroad men on Saturday. In view of the high death rate among trespassers on the railroad property, officials of the Pennsyl vania company deem that it has a moral responsibility in preventing and breaking up the practice. It does not wear out its ties for per sons to walk over them and it suf fers no pecuniary damage, but the road does come in for adverse criti cism whenever an accident occurs. The company is bound to break up the paractice and its lines are thoroughly policed by men who have instructions to take seemingly harsh measures if necessary Game Law Unpopular. That the present game law is in bad odor in some parts cf the State was evidenced in Sunbury last week, when every case involving a violation of the game laws was ig nored and the costs put upon the game wardens. The sum of the costs just equaled the amount of fees allowed the wardens, so that, while they lost nothing, yet they did not make anything for all their work. It made the three wardens so angry that they sent in their of ficial badges to the State Game Commission with their commis sions, across the face of the latter being written the one word, "Re signed." Weak Lungs 1 What Ask your doctor his opinion Let him decide. WASHINGTON From our Regular Correspondent. Washington, D. C, Dec. 20, 1909 The Revolution in Central Amer ica is a subject of much interest in Washington diplomatic circles, as it doubtless is in the chancelleries of all countries, but it especially concerns the United States and Mexico. The approaching comple tion of the Panama Canal makes it of great moment to this country that the governments of the coun tries contiguous to the canal shall be stable and responsible These countries have to us a relation siin: ilar to that of Cuba. It is vital that they shall be peaceable. ,Ve can not afford to have a group of polit ical volcanoes on the Canal route. Mexico is abo interested in the sta bility of these countries, perhaps because she realizes that in a stan of chronic revolution there will fol low a suzerainty of the United States as in Cuba. Mexico does not care to be more surrounded with the stars and stripes than she is at present; hence she has sent Seller Creel, the leceiit Ambassador lo the United States from Mexico on a special mission to Washington and he only last week presented his credentials to Secretary Knox and asked for an interview with the President. Mexico is in f.tvor of the Zelayan regime in Nicararagua. Ir is understood in official circles here that while Ambassador Ctee! will be treated with diplomatic po liteness, he will at the same time be courteously informed that the United States government does not need the assistance of any other country in settling its disputes or grievances with the Zalayan gov ernment. In past times the United States has been ready to join with Mexico for the niaintain.,nee of pea e in Central America. It has consulted with President Diaz and lu:s gone so far as to advise him of such action as this country con templated. Hut the situation in Nicaragua at present is regarded as a matter of concern solely to this country, inasmuch as American citizens have beeu killed and an at titude belligerent to America has developed under Ztlayau influence and practice Mexico doubtless fears that if the United States effac ei Zelayan government and substi tutes a stable government in that country, it may pursue the same policy with respect to Guatemala. There are thirty thousand Mexican citizens in Guatemala and this is another reason for the auxiety of the Mexican authorities. It appears to be the intention of the present administration, as it was of Mr. Taft's predecessor, to obtain younger officers for com mand in both the army and navy. This is to be brought about by some system of elimination which will dispose, under the retired pay system, of officers who have attain ed a certain age, not yet fixed, leaving vacancies :'or the promotion of the younger officers. It is hoped that by this process, the regimeuts, brigades, and ships will, in time of war, bi commanded by younger and better qualified men than was the case at the beginning of the Civil War or of the recent Spanish War. With a view to the earlier preparation of the naval and mili tary cadets, it is proposed that the ages of entrance to the military and naval academies at West Point and Annapolis respectively, shall be from fourteen to eighteen in-tead of from sixteen to twenty, as under the present system. By this ar rangement the younger graduates from tluse two war schools would at an earlier age recti ve actual field and sea practice and be better qual ified both by theory and experience for the real work of this profession. The impetus given hy President Roosevelt and through FJihu Root when he was Secretary of War is still felt in naval and military cir cles and in the deplorable necessity for another war, will doubtless re dound to the benefit of the country. It is doubtful if any important legislation will be enacted by Con gress before the Christmas holidays although it is probable that the District of Columbia Appropriation Bill may be passed. The bill as presented called for less money than that of the previous year, but Con gress has already cut it down near ly ft million of dollars. Economy is the watchword on the lips of the President, his Cabinet and of Con gress. The hundreds of thousands who have used them, will be glad to know that the combined pocket di ary 1910 memorandum book and calendar for 1910 and 191 1 with other handy information issued by C. A. Snow & Co., of Washington, D. C, is ready and will be seut to any address on receipt of two cents postage. Write to C. A. Snow & Co., Washington, D. C. MOVE FOR OLD AGE PENSIONS. Pennsylvania Member Introduces Bill With Novel Features. An old aire pension plan for the United .States was proposed to Con gress in a bill introduced by Rep resentative Wilson of Pennsylvania, last week. The bill establishes the old age home guard of the army. The Secretary of War is directed to enlist into this guard every person in the United States who has reach ed the age of 65, and is not pos sessed of property without incum brance valued at S1500 or of an in come of at least $240 a year. Pensions to be eligible lor the guard must have been residents of the United States for 25 consecutive years and citizens of the United States 15 consecutive years. Hus bands and wives are to be enrolled as one member. Reading Will Lay 100 Pound Rails. The Reading railroad company is receiving a large consignment of j rails. They are intend. d for the line between l'ottsville and main Philadelphia, a distance of about 9,1 miles. A portion of the road has already been equipped with them. They take the place of the 90 pound rails It is announced setni-officially that the entire road between Phila delphia and Pottsville will be equipp ed with heavi t rails. These im provements are made necessary by the rapidlv increasing traffic on the road occasioned by the additional j business brought to .Newberry j Junction by the new freight routes 1 to the west, both by way of Corn-1 ' ing and Clear.'ield. ; While little work will be done j dining the winter, the material will all be ready by spring. The Read ing has never done a heavier busi ness than further it is doing now a':d a increase, especially in freight trade, is looked for I he company is no longer de pendent entirely upon iis co.l traffic. While this is an important item, the freight business has more than doubled within the past few years The new route to and from the west via Newberry will open up another channel that is promis ing of profitable results. Judging from the plans now be ing mapped out by the Reading of ficials, the year 1910 will be a bau ner one. Great improvements are to he made in the shape of third and fourth tracks, Hall signals, modem yards and switch towers. No money will be spared in placing all the lines in the very best shape. Tuesday the Shortest Day. The wiu'.er solstice occured last Tuesday. On that clay the sun reached the point furthest south on the ecliptic, being about twenty three and one half degrees below the celestial equator. It will now travel north until next June twenty-first, when it will be twenty three and one half degrees north of the equator. It may not be a well known fact that we are now much nearer the sun than we were in the summer. In the northern hemisphere this is always true. Owing to the slaut of the earth's axis, the rays of the sun fall upon in diagonally at this time of year, and we receive less heat. In the southern hemisphere the sun is shining almost vertically overhead, and they are having sum mer there. This, combined with the fact that the earth is near peri helion, or nearest distance to the sun, makes the summer in the southern hemisphere hotter than ours, and for the same reasons the winter is colder. Useiul Folding Bed. Mrs. De Flat Can you show me anything new in folding beds ? Dealer Only this, madam, and it really is quite a success. On aris ing in the morniug you touch a spring and it turns into a washstand aud bath tub. After your bath you touch another spring, and it be comes a dressing case with a French plate mirror, If you breakfast 111 your room, a slight pressure will transform it into an extension table. After breakfast, you press these buttons once, and you will have an upright piano. That's all it will do, except that when you die it can be exchanged for a rosewood coffin. Tit-BUs. Nearly 15,000,000 Fighters. There are 14,974,448 meu in this country who are available for mili tary duty but "not organized," ac cording to a report transmitted to the House by the War Department. The report shows that the aggre gate strength of the militia in all the States is 120,658. Chlldran Cry FOR FLETCHER'S CASTOR! A CHRISTMAS Shopping is Under Way! Foresighted people are doing their Christmas shopping NOW before the rush begins and when the best selections are to be had. You will benefit by following their example. Make out your list TO DAYbring it here, and later on you'll be thankful that you acted on this suggestion. We are ready to solve each of your gift-problems with rare sat isfaction and economy. This store has become a veritable won derland of toys, dolls and beauti ful gift things for folk of all ages. Our Christmas displays this year surpass anything ever attempted in this city before. F. P. 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