THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, tA, n o o n o o 8 o o o rj.XJODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDOCCI SATURDAY NIGHT TALKS By KEV. F. E. DAVISCN Rutland, VI. UNSOCIABLE NEW YORK. Sccoccoocccococjoccccoccocq A MESSAGE FOR TO-DAY International Bible Lesson for Dec. 19, '09. Jtk. We havp t:(v. or bron fciml of the rompany of tin pessimist nnd tlio rroakor, but wo must onii frits tllilt Kllcll II i.-11 liuvo tlirlr iii-os. mill there nro it I p n a abroad which point to tho fact thai Aiurrlia ihi'.Is tho video of a 111 o il c r n I'.. il, KimridliiK thro:;h h h. tho huts of th tho iialares of tho jmor. tho sacred nislrs of tho rhtirvh, tho courts of law, tho marts of trado, mid tho hulls of plo-isiiro. For nlthoiuch this nation nevr stood nt such an altitmlo of prus-T'T-i:y as It does to-day, thorp aro r, 1 :n lieiless foes to her perpetuity that 111 rd to bo watehrd and exterminated. What arc some of our perils? Present Day Perils. Materialism Is tho MrVi h to which this ai;o Is offprint: Kan-ilico. Sunday Is boconilii'' a social ih'.y In an unheard of measure to a part ;:'-n- : oration. Wo air gradually but cer;:;::i- ly oprlilns the doors of tralllc nnd I amuseiiiont on Sunday, our railroad ' boiPK tho leaders in this regard. 1 1 Munkenness unions women Is In rreaslnp;. Thp laxity of tho marriage relation Is a nation-wide peril. There Is a laro Infusion of tho rambling spirit in our commercial lifo. There Is a race to get rich nt all haz ards. The Increase in social extrava gance Is noticeable everywhere. Nine-tenths of the lnw-breaklns in America is hatched In the saloon. The liquor counter is the block on which hundreds of our beautiful American tilings are annually assassinated. Spirituality Is freezing to death in the church. The gulf between the masses and the classes Is growing wider, In the church and in the State. This Is a dark picture, but it Is the consensus of opinion of the w isest thinkers in our land, men who see the perils, and are lifting up warning voices everywhere. Does it foreshadow our doom as a nation? God forbid. The fact that the peril is bo widely recognized Is our safety. We have grappled with and Fettled many great issues In this country and what the fathers have done the sons can do. To be fore warned Is to be forearmed. Criticism Easy. A person could go into a watch fac tory and from the standpoint of a complete watch find something to criticise In every direction. It takes time and skill and patience to make a watch. And It takes time and skill and infinite puilence to make what the world will acknowledge as a rep resentative man. Character is a thing of growth, not of bi stowment. Of course, there are people In tho church who ought rot to be there. Hut when a fluhermai sweeps his net mound, and then pullinn It into hN boat tind.J that he has a great ban! of mackerel, be does not pitch the whole lot nverbonrd because he has taken A few lampcr-eels and snapping turtle. No. lie rows ashore, after ho ;',ea through fishing, and sorts his catch afterwards. So the church in this world is set to catch men, not sort them. On the beach of eternity they will be sorted out by One who Is un erring In Ills Judgment. Church a Factory. Is not the criticism largely due to the fact that the objector falls to re alize that no one church can be ex pected to reconstruct the world. In this great mission there is work fur each denomination. It Is like a great factory where many hands are em ployed. It is the business of the Methodists, warm hearted and llery, If In tliH business of the Cougregatlonalists, sturdy and logical, to hammer the rivets. It is the business of the Episcopalians, to whom the beauty of piety appeals, to make the exquisite case. It Is the business of the Baptists, having strong predilections for water, to wash off the works. So that, after awhile, this w hole world disordered, run down, and out of gear, will become a perfect timepiece, ticking away the ceuturlos of millennial Joy. How Inconsistent la that critic who takes a single wheel or rivet or case of a watch and finds fault because it la not a perfect piece of mechanism. It is all very well to criticise the church for its coldness and indiffer ence, and aloofness from the lives of men, but I notice that when scarlet fever puts Its hot hands into the home nest, and the roses In the child's cheeks turn Into the white lilies of death, no one wants to put away the sacred dust without the consolations of the church, and the benedictions of .doty. No carping then! No secular -imgs! No acrimonious criticism! Tlu-n we turn instinctively to tho only 01 sanction which stands pointing thromrh tha mien nortals. with tho -lablems of piety in her hands and the i-iiht of eternity In her oyeB An Indiana Womttt'i Impressions Nobody Knows Anybody Else. "What Impresses me most In New York Is the fact that nobody seems to know anybody else," the Indiana wo man wrote home. "When I came to visit Kate I expected to meet a num ber of pleasant people and be enter tained by them, as she is when sho visits m. As a matter of fact I have met no body. The only woman acquaint am 0 of hers I havo seen was one we hap pened to meet in a shop. Then Kato hurried mo around the other way, he cause, sho said, she only hariieti. il to know her because they sat at tne m-Nt table In the apartment hotel where they usel to live, and she did not care to keep up the acquaintance. "The reason for this seemed to bo the fact that tho woman iilwu;. a seemed to havo got all her clothe.-) last year. "I have been in every sliup i.f any sl.-.c in tho city, and in ie.u;y -vi-iy department of each one. When In terest Hags Kale takes me to l.ae my hair marcel waved, to the manicure, or oven, a.; a last resort, to a Turkish bath. She is taking less ins in p'-,y. I fal culture to keep down her I'.i -li 1 ad (studying ikeosopliy under the ii:o.it lushlonalile Swaml In to'. 11. ".She has bridge lessons 1:1,11 alh-ailj a series of morning lectin im upon the art of the fourteenth century an t an other on the true ideals of Ha -h. At each of them elherial wuniv iches at.d iina'-mic tea are served In china v.r.i: li looks as if II would u-umplu iu our I hand. 15 ut none of the women pres ent betrays by the dicker of an eyelid her consciousness of the fact that there are others In the room. "We lunch at restaurants 01 which we read in society iiovcU in Indiana and take tea at places which have no sijui above the door, are located In out of the way side streets and never see-.u to lose the odor ,f violets worn ly tl.eir patrons. Kate t.evc r, by any chance, knows any ii:i" per.-.oir.i!.y ; but sometimes in an excited whisper she points out a woman whose name is written among the llr.it ten of tne Four Hundred. "That evening at dinner she tells her husband about it and says what a lovely day we have had. 'Sometimes we dine at restaurants deafened by shrill music, where the only person to whom we can Tak is the velvet shod waiter, who politely snubs us. There a noted divorcee or a leading man in society drama with his next wife is pointed out to me with exaltation. "Kate seems perfectly happy and her husband apparently enjoys It as much as she does. She wonders re peatedly whether the woman at tho table back of us is or is not the beau ty whose Mrtralt Is frequently print ed.. She also decides that her new hat with the huge rose In front and a little to the left is already out of style. "Her husband's contribution to t ie gayety of the evening is the pointing out of a fat man whose busiiv ss methods are about to be investigated. As for me 1 am so homesick that I al most weep Into my demitasse when I icmember the Jolly little chafing dish p li lies for ten after the Tuesday lec ture ou art which we give by turns tu heme in Indiana. "Once we went to the opera, and Kate was well nigh hysterical with de light when she was able to lit 11a ies to half a dozen women in the boxer,. 'There, when you go back to Indiana, you can tell them that you saw Mrs. ; Wastor and two of the Gouldorbilts, I bhe triumphed. I "Yesterday we were invited to lunch with a woman we used to know In In llana, who had heard of my presence in the city through letters. I expect ed a nice, homey time, talking of peo ple? we all knew; but I was disap pointed. "We lunched in the public dining room of the apartment hotel, on made over dishes with French names. While we ate it our hostess and Kate discussed the trousseau of a bride whom Kate thought she had once "After that they told each other how often they dinned at lasliionable restaurants and how particular each one was to have a particular table en gaged for her each time. Wheu we went up stairs they compared all tho new plays until It was time for us to go home. "Once or twice I have gone with Kate to her dressmaker, who brags about her fashionable patrons and tells Kate her figure Is exactly like that of Mrs. Farrlman. Then there Is the beauty doctor who waxes eloquent and persuasive over the newest shade of hair. "To-morrow I return to Indiana. Kate pities me; she says she would rather die than go back, and wants me to induce my husband to soU out his business and come to New York. As for mo, I am counting the hours to train time. "Not because I do not like New York, but because I want to get back among people who know each other. Yes, I turn going home, and tho very first thing 1 do after I kiss my hus band will be to telephone to every woman I know to run over and have a nice, comfy talk." The Ceylon pearl fishing ueasoc lasts only three or four weeks, but during that time 22.000.000 oysters are brought to tho surface. LACKAWANNA RAILROAD. THE ROAD OF ANTHRACITE. ' If you contemplate spending the Sum mer months in Florida or California, call upon our local ticket agent for particulars. Professional Curds. II. A. McKILLIP ATTORNEY-AT-L AW. Columbian Building 2n Flocf Bloomsburg, Pa. A. N. YOST, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Wirt Building, Court House Squt Bloomsburg, Pa. RALPH. R.JOHN, ATTORNEY AT-LAW. 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