THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBUW3. Amusing Her i ltd ri!i an -imii "What do you do with' all that fruit you're farrylns home?" Inquir ed the proprietor of the ilnar stand. "I ate you with a (rule about every Mher day." "I keep pigs," ropllcl the regular customer. ' I find It hard work some times to tempt their appetites, but they generally like a littlo fresh, fruit. The raspberries that I tried them on yesterday seemed to please them, so I thought I'd take 'em some more. Raspberries are fattening, too, and give the pork a nice flavor. Tou take a hog that's been fed on raspberries " "Oh. cut It out," said the clgar tand man. "But, honest, how lrg a family have you got?" "Myself and the madam," replied the regular customer. "She's pre serving. When it comes to putting up fruit that's where the lady shines." "She puts up the fruit and you put up the money." suggested the Cigar stand man. "That's the Idea," said the regular customer. "I furnish the fruit and the glass Jars and the rubber bands and the sugar and pay the gas Mils and she does nil the ret. It's divi sion of labor. Fine business." "I don't believe It pays to put up fruit," said the cigar stand man. "We find It ch.ap r to buy what preserves ice ned. Just abui.t as pood, too." "You must be crazy," said the reg ular customer. "Cheaper! Say, all these berries cost me Is 10 cents a box, buying them down on the street. It doesn't take me more than hour or so to go there and get 'em either and the walking's good exercise. There's a little outlay for Jars, of course, but If you can manage to keep them they'll do to use again. The sugar's a trifle. I can buy quite a sack of It for a five-dollar bill." "Well." said the cigar stand man, "If you figure that up and your time and your wife's time, how do you stand then?" "My wife's time really doesn't oount," said the regular customer. "When she's busy preserving, which Is most of the summer and fall, she can always make a little time by ust throwing a snack of some sort on the table for dinner instead of putting In an hour or so cooking a meal. Think of having all kinds of Jams and Jellies and preserves down cellar all the year around. No ben xoate of soda and glucose dope, but the pure article made from the real ?rult that you've selected yourself. Plums, cherles, strawberries, black berries, raspberries, grapes, peaches all kinds. Any time thet you want 1 pie there's the filling right on band or it would be on hand If we kept It." "Eat It up abo-t as fast as you make It, eh?" "Give It c ay a little faster than e make It," corrected the regular nstomer. "That's the great trouble. 7ou see, my wife Is of a liberal dls osltlon, and she's proud of the Jel les she makes, so we don't get so Tiuch of a show a. It ourselves. If . ou came to the house, for Instance, ou'd get some raspberry preserves or supper. You'd naturally say that t was the best that you ever tasted .-hen the lady told you that she'd lake It herself. Then she gets all welled up over It and Insists on your 'd'clng home a Jar to ;our wife. If ,'s a relation that comes she'll get a alf dozen Jars out, just as like as ot. If the milkman makes some emark about the Jelly looking good nough to eat when lie pokes his ead In tho kitchen he. gets a Jar s well. If anybody gets sick It's a ar for them." "What do you do It for, then?" 'sked the cigar-stand man. "A woman has got to amuse her lf some way," said the regular eus imer. "Putting up preserves Is bout as harmless and cheap as any." Chicago Daily News. Deaths of Presidents. Washington's death was due to -cute laryngitis; Adams, Madison nd Monroe, practically to old age; 'Person, chronic diarrhoea; John 'ulncy Adams, paralysis; Jackson, "opsy; Van Buren, catarrhal affee ons of the throat and lungs; Wm. "enry Harrison, pleurisy; Tyler, use of death not given by blogra jers; Polk, cholera; Taylor, cholera orbus, combined with a severe Id; Fillmore, paralysis; Pierce, "opsy; Buchanan, rheumatic gout; Incoln, Garfield and McICInley, as slnated; Johnson, paralysis; ant, cancer at the root of the ague; Hayes, neuralgia of the art; Arthur, heart trouble, and njamin Harrison, pneumonia. A Ida a Iliver to Lift. The difficulty a diver experiences lifting weights beneath tho water partly overcome by a new Italian ventlon, which has been formally opted by that government. The ifhanlsm Is a diving suit, the artl- lal arms of which are worked im the inside by the wearer. The erage thus obtained enables the 76r to lift objects heavier than he (jU otherwi.ie hnndle. In addition this Improvement over the old ethod a high-power electric light at will pi nftlrate the vnter for me'dWtance Is placed In the hel-. et. Where People I.lvo lying. Turkey holds tho record for the inber of aged persons in propor t.n to the ;o;iulution. LINCOLN HEADJON NEW GENT How the Designer Selected the Model Photograph for the Face on the Coin. New York. N. Y. Victor D. Hren ner of this city Is the designer of the Lincoln head, which appears on the new cent. Issued by the government from the Philadelphia mint. Although Rusaian by birth, Mr. Brenner has found his oportunity In this count! y while yet a young man, and he re sents any designation other than, that of a thoroughly loyal American. With the approach of the centen nial of Lincoln's birth, Mr. Brenner, long a student of the anti-slavery Bas Relief Design for Lincoln Penny. movement, and an admirer of Its ulti mate exponent began looking for a model on which to exercise his plastic art. His search was rewarded In a photograph which he found In posses sion of Prof. Charles Eliot Norton. His first study was expressed In a plaque, his second in a medal and his third, which pleased him best, in the design which will appear on the coin. Each study Idealized somewhat the preceding one, while preserving the essentials of strength and simple earn estness which characterized Lincoln's countenance. "'If you look carefully at the caln," Mr. Brenner said, "you will see that I have made him smiling. I wanted to show the sunshine as well as the goodness of his life. My Intention has been to present a situation In which Lincoln might have appeared at his best. Finally I Imagined him as talking to a child. That Is the face on the coin. A man or woman Is nat' ural when speaking to a child. Wheri adults converse they are usualy or) guard, but In talking to children faces relax and are at their best. I am glad the head appears on the cent. th6 piece of money most familiar to thu masses. It was Lincoln who said that God must love the common people be cause he had made so many of them. I had rather have the head on the cent than on the $10 gold-piece." The Indian head, in use for more than a generation on the cent and now discontinued, shares the fate of Its predecessor, the eagle, for the reason that It Is easily counterfeited. Early In the present year the government decided on a change, but even then it proposed to place the head of Lin coln on a silver coin, probably the half-dollar. Mr. Brenner submitted his designs at Washington. The head was then assigned to the cent. WEDS; BRIDE IS INSANE. An Oregon Rancher's Pitiful Mistake in Marriage. Rcseburg, Ore. One week after her wedding day Mrs. Ole Peterson, of Deer Creek, was committed to the insane asylum by County Judge Wona cost at l.er own request. "I am insane," she said. "Take me to the asylum where I can do no harm." Peterson met the woman for the first time at Cottage Grove, where he had gone on n business trip. Her fa ther, he said, urged him to marry her and Peterson, a lonely rancher, was glad to do so, as ho was favorably Im pressed with her. As soon as tho couple arrived at Peterson's ranch, however, the woman manifested violent insanity, and after living In terror for a few days, Peter son waa forced in self-protection to appeal to the authorltes to arrest her. RADIUM SUPPLY FOR ALL TIME. Rich Strike Has Been Made by Dr. Wilkins In California. Kennetta, Cal. Dr. S. Wilkins, who has Just arrived here, said enough pitchblende has been discovered on the McCloud Hiver, north of this place to supply the world with radium for all time. Dr. Wilkins had In his possession fine specimens of the precious stuiT, and so Impressed were some business men with his story that they decided to send an expert to visit the newly discovered ledge. It Is twenty miles up the McCloud River from the con fluence of that stream with -the Pitt River. DENTAL WORK 3,000 YEARS OLD. False Tooth In Jaw Taken From Etruscan Tomb Seen in Berlin. Berlin. A Jdece of dental work 3, 000 years old was exhibited at the International Dentnl Congress In this city. It is a human Jaw taken from an Etruscan tomb and has a calf's tooth held in place by gold fittings. Tho workieain.hip is excellent and Beemlngly us fresh as though done, yesterday. The exhibit Is the proper ty of Dr. Guerlnl, of Maples. Emperor Williair.'n exhibit Includes t Roman forceps and other dental tools I of tho eeouiid century. WRECKED IN SOUTH PACIFIC Delirious After Day in Open Boat Shipwrecked Woman Kills Four Children MOTHER ENDS OWN LIFE AT SEA Five Survivors cf Bark Errol Tell In coherent Tales of Fearful Suffering Family Sees Captain Perish w Drifts for Two Weeks. Victoria, B. C. Two weeks at sea In an open boat without food or drink, five of the crew of the Norwegian bark Errol, which was wrecked on Middleton reef In the South Pacific on June 8. were resrued by the steamer Tafu and landed at Sydney, Australia, according to despatches re ceived by the Makura. of the Canadi an-Australian line. There would have been ten survi vors, but Mrs. Anderson, wife of the captain of the bark, thought she over heard her famishing companions bar gaining among themselves as to which one of the children should he eaten first, and threw them one by one Into the sea from a coral reef on which the castaways h.-id landed for rest After watching them drown she threw herself after them before the men In the boat knew wh'st she was about. Few more tragic tales of the sea have ever been received In this port than the account of the wreck of the Krrol. Meagre particulars had been received by cable of the disaster, but to-day's despatches toll a touchfng story of how Mrs. Anderson and her children saw Captain Anderson drown before their eyes, together with the second mate and several seamen, when the hark went down. The oldest of Mrs. Anderson's chil dren was eight, the youngest a babo of eleven months. Their sufferings before the mother, probably In a de lirium, killed them, are admitted by the five survivors to have been Inde scribable. When the Tafu picked up the five survivors they were at death's door, and even when the Makura left Syd ney It was not certain, that the reason of one or more of them might not be lost as a result of their dreadful pri vations. The survivors brought to Sydney, too weak aid emaciated to speak, were all that remained of twenty-two persons on the Erroll. The bark struck the reef on June 18 and for two weeks they were without food and water. There had been a cache of provisions and a lifeboat maintained from 1S70 to 1892 for shipwrecked sea men, but the cache was never re splenished and the lifeboat was gone. Had the boat been there the loss of life might have been avoided, as the party would have been able to reach Norfolk Island. In Sydney It was found difficult to get definite or coherent statements from the survivors of the party. They were tmable to sper.k plainly. The most they could do was to tell piece meal some of the most dreadful th!ng3 Impressed on their minds. NOT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE. Astronomer Condemns Assertions of Possible Comrr.unicaticn. Williams Iiay, Wis. Communica tion with other planets is by no means likely, according to a resolution unan imously ndopted by the Astronomical and Astrophysicnl Po.-iety of Ameri ca, in session at the Yerkes Observa tory, on Lake Geneva. The resolution says: "As the public, through misrepre sentation of the views of certain as tronomers, hns formed the impression that communication with other plan ets Is at present possible, the Astro nomical and Astrophysical Society of America desires to express its belief that all such proposals fall outside the range of sober, contemporary sci ence." WILD BEASTS KILL ELOPERS. Mexican Had Carried Off Two Girls and Their Father's Money. Tuxtla, Gutierrez, Mexico. Slsto Gonzales, well known In this section, has eloped with two daughters of Jose Flores, a wealthy haciendado, Induc ing the girls to steal a large sum of money belonging to their father. How he Induced two Bisters to elope with him Is a mystery. The father, accompanied by several policemen, hurried on the trail of 'he trio. Quite a distance from this place, near Villa Flores, they found the bodies of the young man and of both girls horribly mangled by wild beasts and scarcely recognlzablo except for their clothes. A purse containing all the money stolen was found in a near by tree. RECORD CATCH OF MULLET. 600,000 Pounds Landed by Fishing , Fleet In Search of Menhaden. Beaufort, N. C. A catch of mullet aggregating half a million pounds, said to be tho largest ever landed on the Atlantic Coast, was made off this. port by deep-sea fishermen. Tho fishermen went to sea early In search of menhaden, but their boats ran Into schools of mullets miles long, and each vessel was loaded to tho gunwales with them. The catch wa3 brought to market here and the" entire working forca Is preparing the flnh for shipment I,,,.: u UUliH Coire Vsirrvi!le Jckelst Which Age Cannot Wither. Vaudeville Is known as the "laugh trust." but not for th.i reason oho might think. It gets the phrase be cause there are a certain deflnlrt number of devices in its category v! acts that control the laughs of Its audiences. The same old things are always good for a laugh In vaudeville. According to the Bohemian, a new device, a new bit of "business," a new Joke are all regarded as dangerous by the performers. The following ta ble details some of the times at which a vaudeville audience regularly laughs: When a comedian walks with a mincing step and speaks Id a falsetto voice. When a German comedian opens his coat and discloses a green waistcoat Wfcen a comedy acrobat falls down repeatedly. When a performer asks the orches tra leader If he Is a married man. When a black face comedian says something about chicken. When a performer starts to rise from a chair and the drummer pulls a resined piece of cord so that the performer thinks his clothes have ripped. When the drummer suddenly beats the drum during a comedians sons and the latter stops and looks in hla direction. When a tramp comedian turn3 around and discloses a purple patch or several pearl buttons or a target sewed on the seat of his trousers. When the funny member of the troupe of Instrumentalists interrupts the nrogress of a melody b) sounding a discordant note on his trombone. When a clown of a team of acro bats poises himself to do a presumably difficult feat and suddenly changes his mind and walks away without do ing it. How It Came True. "You can't make me oelieve," Un cle Abner Jarvis was saying, "that there isn't something in fortune-telling." His auditors were grouped round the stove In the corner grocery- store. "Ever have any experience with It?" asked one of them. "That's what I was going to tell you" resumed Uncle Abner. "Once when I was at the- county fair I saw a little tent with a sign on the out side of It that said Madame Some-body-or-other would tell your fortune for twentyflve cents. I stepped Inside, Just for fun. "A woman with a thick veil over her face was sitting In a chair on a raised platform. I gave her a quar ter, and she looked at my hand. One of the things she told me was that I was going to have a large party at my house In less than a month, and that it would be followed by a calam ity. "I laughed at that. Thinks I to myself, 'We hain't had any parties of any kind to our house for two years. and I don't reckon we'll have one quite as soon as that.' "But It did come true. In about two weeks my wife's Aunt Jane came to visit us, and if you think she ain't a large party you ought to see her. She weighs two hundred and eighty- seven pounds." "But how about the calamity?" in quired the man who was sitting on the nail keg, after a long pause. "Well," said Uncle Abner, slowly, "she broke down our npare bed the first night she slept in it." A Poor Salesman. Carey Johnson Ludlam, the South ern philologist, in tho course of a lecture on "Neologisms," In Charles ton, said: "Another neologism Is 'salesman ship.' The advertising columns of the magazines have for several months abounded in this word. Schools of 'salesmanship,' books on 'salesmanship,' secrets of 'salesman ship' why, one reads of nothing else." The r.gcd rcholar smiled. "And speaking of schools of sales manship," he said, "I hope that the salesman who accosted me on my way here this evening will take In one of them tn eight or nine years' course. I'm sure he needs It. "This salesman, a shabby young man. laid his hand on my arm and said: " 'Say, friend, lenime sell ye a box of this here patent cement' "I shook off his filthy paw. "'Cement!' I sneered, annoyed at bis familiarity, 'what do I want with cement?' " 'Why,' crl :d the man In apparent surprise, 'ain't ye broke? Ye look if" ' Fool Treatment for Burns. Whenever a burn or scald happens, some busy, well-intentioned butter-iu pours over a smear of "carron oil" or buries the wound in a grave of wheat flour, Just about tho worst thing pos sible, because flour In twenty-four hours will be fermenting with yeast or deadly Inflammatory germs, and It Is simply hell for sartln on patient and doctor clennlng this sticky mess off a big, wet, shrieking scald. Truth to tell, In big scalds this cannot be dono, and such poor scalded devils have to be kept for days in a bathtub of antiseptic, even-tempered water. Piteous. Vacuum Refric'rators. Tho bottle that keej.s Its contents hot or cold for hours was no catch penny invention. The glass vacuum Jacket was first devised by Lord De war In 18!)j for his experiments In ll'l'.efylng air and gas. The same vacuum principle, if applied to large o,' mnnll refrigerators, especially In tin tropics, would be a great bless- Un;.: liut. oh you Refrigerator Trust! The Zoological Press Bulletin of the Division of Zoology, Penn sylvania Department of Agricul ture. Timely Topics of Plants and Pests Discussed Weekly. By II. A. Surface, Stale Zoologist. BARK BEETLES IN TREES. Specimen twigs of fruit trees reached the Division of Zoology of the Department of Agriculture, Harrisburg, from Cambridge Springs, Pa., which the sender supposed were infested with San Jose scale. State Zoologist Surface, in acknowledging their receipt, gave the following information as to the cause of their badly-appearing condition: "We find that the pear twigs are inlested with scolytids or bark bee tles, which are boring in the dead wood beneath the bark. They have not caused the death of these twigs, but they are there because the twigs are dead and afford favorable places for the beetles to live. It is proba ble that the pear twigs died by blight, and that the beetles came later. There is nothing ;o do but to cut out the dead and dying parts and burn them promptly. For all cases of blight cut out and bum the blighted pirts." THIS INSECT BEFRIENDS THE FRUIT GROWER. An insect, slightly resembling the dragon fly, was received at the Division of Zoology of the Pennsyl vania Department of Agriculture by Stite Zoologist Surface, accom panied by a letter having the name attached of a prominent Luzerne county physician, who wrote: "The enclosed specimen is highly destruc tive to my maple shade trees. Kindly inform me what to do." The specimen proved to be a Thalessa, which State Zoologist Surface pronounced "a destroyer of other insects, and, especially, of some of the worst enemies of trees. " In this respect it is like the lady bug, which feeds upon the San Jose scale. The Thalessa has long au tennae and a tail composed of three black hairs, like those of a horse's tail, each about three iucbes long. These form a long tube which it inserts iu the holes made in trees by borers, and having encountered a borer it deposits its eggs in or near it. These eggs develop larvae which feed upon the borer and de stroy ic. Owners of fruit and shade trees, instead of destroying the Thalessa, should protect and pre serve this useful iusect. DENTISTRY AS APPLIED TO TREES. State Zoologist Surface fcund a letter in the mail sent to the Divis ion of Zoology of the Pennsylvania Department of Agriculture, asking how to prevent decay in a tree from making further progress. The writ er said: "We have a cherry tree whose trunk has rotted considera bly. What can be done to save the tree ? Is it a good plan to cut out the dead part and fill up the hole with cement ?" Professor Surface replied: "The proper treatment for the cavity of your cherry tree is to clean this out, removing the decayed wood; then wash or spray the interior with an antiseptic, such as a two per cent, solution of formalin, or a very dilute solution of mercury bi-chlor-ide, which is corrosive sublimate; then paint it with ordinary paint of any kind, and finally fill the cavity with any kind of cement, or use one part of Portland cement with abojt four or five parts of sand. "This is practically nothing else than the principle of modern dent istry applied to the preservation of the tree. The dentist cleans out the cavity of a decaying tooth, ap plies an antiseptic to prevent fur ther decay, and fills the tooth with some substance that by preservation will prevent the possibility of fur ther decay. We are coming to see that the treatment ot all living things for ills and afflictions is based upon the same fundamental biolog ical principle." THE APPLE TREE LEAF-HOPPER. A large nursery has been having serious trouble this year with leaf hoppers, and the proprietors wrote to State Zoologist Surface for infor mation, their letter having been worded as follows: "We are being troubled more and more each year with what we have always called the 'Leaf Hop per,' that comes on our young ap ple trees in the nursery. It is a very small, green fly, and when you walk between the rows of trees the flies will come out in clouds. They suck the juices from the leaves and curl them. Can you give the correct uame of the insects and the methods to use in order to keep them in check ?" Professor Surface wrote in reply: "The insects which you describe as injuring your apple trees by sucking the juices from the leaves and curling them, are doubtless tbe Apple-tree Leaf-IIonner. These. as you recognize, are suctorial in sects, and, consequently, are nat t,, be killed by arsenical prisons. Tq, destroy them use contact appJi. tions, such as oil emulsions or soai solutions or decoctions. I think they are killed by ten per cent ker oscne emulsion, or by a solution of whale oil soap, using one pound in six gallons of water. "The young ones, as you have, doubtless observed, are windless but run quickly,. In this action! they differ from the plant lice. The old ones will jump and fly before the spray liquid, and unless a Urge volume of spray is used it may not strike them, but if a cluster of u-. zlcs is used in throwing the spray they will be hit and brought to the ground, where they will try to rub the spray liquid from their win;. If this be not very strong, they may succeed in freeing themselves from it and return to the leaves. However, if it be strong enough it will kill them; but sometimes, to get rid of such pests, very stroug sprays are needed. "If the liquid of the first spray should not be strong enough to kill them, it is a good plan to havir at hand a solution of double strength, and go over the grend (but not the leaves) with thi strong solution, doing this after the Hoppers are down on the ground. This will kill them before they re turn to the leaves. I think that a much stronger solution than one pound of whale oil soap to six -if. Ions of water, or a kerosene envi sion of greater strength than tea per cent, is liable to injure apple fcliage, and thus I would not rec ommend stronger applications than I have mentioned, especially after the pests are on the ground." Automatic Guns Cannot be Used. Superior Court Maktt an Important Deciiios The hunting season is not far away and sportsmen will be inter ested ;n a decision of the Superior court in regard to the use of auto matic guns. In another county a man was arrested for using an automatic gun which had been prohibited by an act of the legislature of 1907. The common pleas judge who heard the case, decided that the act was un constitutional as it discriminated against the makers of automatic guns. The case was carried to the Sri- perior court, and that tribunal de cided that the act was not uncon stitutional, and that the law pro hibiting hunting with an automatic gun was a good one, and should be enforced. The automatic gun is one thit cocks itself by the recoil or "kick," thus requiring only the continual pulling of the trigger to keep up a steady fire. Plan for Big Power Dam. Charters permitting the erection of a large power dam in the .js quehauna River near Towauda are understood to be ready to be pb ce l in Governor Stuart's hands ior la signature. They have been ap proved by the State Water Com mission and Secretary of State Mc Afee, after several weeks' exami nation, and M. K. Lilley, of To wanda, states that the dam will certainly be built. The project was planned by Meikleham & Dinsmore, New York bankers and brokers, and when it is completed there will be a lake of 1800 acres surface near Towandi. Nearly all the land rights have been secured, and an engineeriuj corps is now at work surveying. The dam is expected to be com pleted in three years and to furnish power for Towauda, Athens, Sayre and a number of others. England After South Pole. The report that Commander Peary and Captain Bartlett hive decided on an expedition to the south pole has created a great stir in geographical circles in London- Although Captain Robert F. Scott's expedition was decided up on before the arrival of the news of Peary's exploits, it admittedly w pressed forward with the intention to forestall a possible American expedition and because of quick ened interest in polar exploration evidenced by the projected Cerium and Belgian expeditious to thu antarctic. Lieutenant Earnest II. Shackle ton was approached to join Captain Scott, but his engagements pre vented him from going. Captain Scott's expedition sm'.I depeuds upon the raising of tlw $200,000 required. A considerable portion of this already has been promised, and the report that Commander Peary is going for the south pole will hasten the sub scription of the remainder. The government will undoubtedly assist the enterprise financially. A fine new line of Wedding in vitations just received at this office-