n joooooooooocxxoooooooocci 1 1 O O o o n o o SATURDAY NIGHT TALKS O By KEV. F. E. DAVISON Rutland. VI. j ecccccccccooccoococcxooccO A BONFIRE OF BOOKS. International Bible Lesson for Aug. IS, '09 (Acta 19: 18-20). The city of Kp. liemis In PutiTa day was ns full of iiiiilcluiiH and necromanrd'H ns 'Now York city Is of fortune toiler. And one of tlie niont ludicro'.ij ppectiicli-8 llllHg lnuble of the at tempt of tbe sons of Sceva to enst out a Bplrlt from a demoni nc Is recorded In the story of to day. They cnnie Into the presence of the patient and went through tliulr Incantations, pronouncing the name of Jesus ns Paul did. lint to their consternation the man cried out, "Jesus I know, nnd Paul I know; but who are you?" and he pitch ed Into thorn tore their clothoH off from them, ntid kicked them Into the street. And the whole city laughed. Not only so, but n serious moral ef fect was produced s!s. A conviction noitlfd upon the whole community that Paul was rlfjht, and tho wizards and black-art professors were wrong. Oa;;rlned and ashamed at their fail ure, the dealers in forbidden arts themselves admitted their hypocrisy, deception nnd fraud, they turned from it In genuine repentance, brought all their books and implements of wick rdiess, started a bonfire in the mar Vet place, dumped the literature into the flames nnd kept stirring thepi up till the last leaf of the la:;t volume went up in smoke. That was a re markably thorough disinfection of the in oral atmosphere in the streets of Kpliesns. Those people literally burnt u; property In the public street to t!io timoufit of about ten thousand dollars. First Thoughts Gest. Now the Hist lesson is tills: When men are convinced that reformation is r.nc.ii' niwy they ought to act Instantly. Many a man sits cogitating so long over tho question of duty that the ;;gs of his resolution are addled bo fore he makes up his mind. Wa should not only strike while the iron is hot but make It hot by striking. If those Kphesian wizards had slept over the question of destroying their books, I very much doubt if they had done it. To say of any matter liko this, "I will think it over," is usually to llnd a flood jnany excuses for not doing it. He who hesitates is lost, (iood reso lutions are much like rare game; the wise hunter does not wait for the flock to settle, but takes it on the wing, first thoughts are best thoughts, and need no reconsideration. One would suppose to he'ir some people talk that the race is so determined on doing rlijhr, so bent and inclined heaven ward, so liable to storm the portals of light and stampede into glory, that It is very essential to screw the brakes down hard, lest we should be come righteous overmuch. There Is not the slightest danger in that direc tion. .Most of us need a spur more than we do a cheek-rein. There are plenty of brakemen on tho heavenly train; what we need is a few more femen to shovel fuel and attend to keeping the steam up. Durn Your Bridges. ,tnd the next thing Is: Make thor ough work of the reformation. Many a man goes back to his old ways be cause he makes the way of return so easy. When God took tho children of Israel out ofr Egypt ho put tho fled Sea between them nnd their old home as speedily as possible, lie got them away from tho vicinity as quick as he could. He knew that the leeks, onions and garlic, would have a mighty fas cination to the Hebrews ns long as they stayed In the neighborhood, and te. put them on a different diet the mo ment they began to get hungry, a plan which kept their attention till they got so far away they couldn't go back. That was a wise general, who, on lauding his troops In an enemies' country burnt his ships In the har bor. The soldiers realized then that it was victory or death, and the knowl edge made every man a hero. These Epheslans made It impossible to return to their old ways by burn ing their books. I have heard of a woman who felt that It was sinful to wear flowers and jewelry, and she took all her personal finery and gave it to her sister, No! If It Is not good enough for you, It Is not good enough for anybody. for If the gambler only puts his cards on the upper shelf, and takes them down now and then to dream over the games he used to play, he will end by going back. And If the drinking man only puts his decanter a little farther back on the shelf, and occasionally takes It down to hold it up to the light, and to smell of it, he will go back to drinking as Bure as fate. And If the ulave of tobacco keeps taking down hi8 pipe and mourning over it, ho will soon be burning the fragrant weed. Tie only uafe course, the only radi cal and thorough course, is to imitate fie example of tho Epheslan converts t ad make a glorious bonilre of the tUrss tt w!:Uli yc.i would, bo flee. KILLED IN HISMVE THEM; William Hicks, Amateur 8howman, Cuts Live Electric Wire and Drops Dead. Kansas City, Mo. Tho boyish ro mance that goes with tho digging of a envo turned to tragedy here when William Hicks, II years old, was killed by a shock from an electric wire which he was endeavoring to never with n pair of nippers. It had been a summer of much Interest for William and his threi! playmates, Nathaniel fletnlng, Dan Davidson and Otto Smith. There wad nothing to do except play and live, without the thought of grammar or gcogrnp'ty. The boys were Interested In eiect.i,; lty, a nickel fnotlon picturo show bo lug the Inspiration. Tho boys began operations In a barn In the rear of Fleming's bouse, operations that were a thin;; of mys tery to the other kids of the neighbor hood, and about which tho four hoys told little but hinted much. Then opening day came. The "mystery" was a magic lantern show with an ad mission fee of six pins, nnd with all the Improvements of any of the "ave nue" theatres. There were electric lights, which the boys h:id wired there, and tho slides were shown by the same, process. Iluslness was so prosperous that the boys decided they needed an "of fice." An Idea of a cave was roman tic and suggestive of coolness, aud with spade and pick the four worked hard in a vacant lot until the cave was made large enough for their needs. Then came tho question of Illumination. An electric light would be Just the thing. Wires were strung from the barn, and the work of Illumi nating the cave began. The wire needed cutting, nnd, believing tho cur rent had been cut, young Kicks en deavored to sever It. lie pressed tho nippers against the deadly copper thread nnd penetrated the Insulation. A scream followed, tho boy's hold on tho wire relaxed and he fell to the floor of the cave. The ottier boys ran for aid, but when Dr. Z. Nason reach ed the cave the lad was dead. TRIPPED BY HIGH HEELS, SHE ! FALLS OUT OF WINDOW. New Vnrk Pltv 111.1, .,.l ... ...... ,.;,!, miin ,11111 u I I .1 . ... MiKouti ui sneer suk nearly cost .Mrs. A. W. Tecle, wife of n well-known public accountant, her life. During Tripped by High Heels, the night she went to the window of the music room of her home, No. 42:2 West End avenue, to pull down the blinds. Tbe sill of the window was only n foot above the floor, and as she leaned over, her heels slipped out from under her on her kimono and she fell headlong to the sidewalk. Mrs. Teele's head struck the con crete pavement outside, and her phy sicians, Dr. H., Lyon Hunt,, Dr. W. O. Koag and Dr. Hoy Baum, feared that her skull was fractured. Mr. Teele, who assisted District Attorney Jerome in the Metropolitan traction Inquiry, and was the chief aide to Comptroller Fitch In the ex posures which marked Mayor Strong's administration, was In Washington when his wife was hurt. He returned early next morning. RHEUMATICS GO UNCURED. Police Refuse to Allow the Afflicted to Walk Barefoot on Oiled Streets. Chicago. Walk on freshly oiled streets in your bare feet and cure your rheumatism. This is the latest fad in Oak Park, but it struck a snng. Several of the residents who ob jected to the presence of the unshod on the thoroughfares registered a complaint at the police station. Po licemen were stationed at Beveral corners and the barefoot folk were told gently but firmly to go to their homes. They were also told that oil ed streets did not possess curative properties for rheumatism. Dr. A, f. Storke, the village health officer, received many inquiries dur ing the day regarding the fad. To all he answered that there was no healing power in the kind of oil used on the streets of Oak Park. 8ays Ministers Will Anoint with Oil. Chicago. 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