Typist and Trifigr "1 want to know," said the Tr'.fior. "I Just want to know how long he is going to be that's all." He seated hiu.feif comfortably as he poke that is to sr.y. as comfortably as the limi t.'.t iotis of oillce furnituro permitted In the only arm chair In the room, and. crossing his leg;, di rected a gracious suille at the typist, who sat with the fingers of one dainty band poised impatiently over the k. j Of the typewriter at the other side of the table which divided them. "I am sorry I cannot tell you," re plied the typist, gating pointedly at heap of unanswered letters before her. "I do not know how long Mr. CsJthrop will be exactly." "Ah." observed the Trlfler In a meditative tone, "there are so very few things are there not? so very few things In the world that anybody doe seem to know "exactly. rerhaps R has never struck you l.o.v difficult i:. la to acquire exact knowledge of al most anything?" "No," said the Typist, "It never has." "1 thought it probably hadn't." ad mitted the Trifler affably. "Vet. take quite a common illustration. If you ask a passerby the time, he will either tell you off hand, or he will glance at bit watch if hs is a polite person and tell you that it is about half-p.-.;t three, say. or twnty minutes to f i ts the case may 1 e -r.rcreas. In po'.r.t of fact, it never ii within five minute.? of the time he Sjserts. 11. s watch Is wrong, or he hr.?n't taken the trouble to count the divisens cn the dial be tween each fine minutes. What a wonderful thing that typewriter cf yours is!" This tyreTlterl" She looked v.r t him with mild surprise. "Why. i; is quite an ordinary ere." "1 suppose so." agreed the Trifler. a Mule regretfully. "And you really can write with it?" "Well, I should not be here if I could not," retorted the Ty-l:t. "should I?" "I don't know," said the Trifler. Tm here, and I can't." "Oh. that's quite different Besides she glanced at hi-a defiantly "what are you here for?" Tor the matter of that." replied ta Trifler. meet:::? her glance with -mruffied composure, "what are ycu iare for?" The Typist colored violently. r.d "Mr eyes dropped asain to the pile of 'afters In front of her. "I thick that is rather an lmpertl imt question." she said i-. a low 'one. The Trifler gavo an audi! " - sleh. "It seemed to me rather . pertinent ae," he remarked, in - ;..sappointed dee. "Of course, y . Lnow what I'm :re for?" "To see Mr. ..it.-.rsp you told n:e. Tut he's no !u I told you." "It doesa't matter at all." rejoined "i Trifler airily. "I'll wait. I have othing to do for the next hour or so. ad this is er" he gazed round the Mm with expansive appreciation--in extraordinarily comfortablv cf oe." "Hadn't you better go?" asked the ypist in a low t-ne. "Go! Before seeing Caltlirop? Why, J would never forgive me." protested Trifler. "I couldn't really dream .' going yet Besides" "I don't see that there Is any 'be dea' to keep you here," sr.id the ypist "They say love is blind." murmured : Trifler, with an air of philosophic jstraction. "I don't urderstand you!" said the ypist, drawing herself up. "I am not in the least surprised r.t lat,' said the Trifler amiably. "Very w people do. It hns long been my .te to be misunderstood. Yet I "ped" he paused and looked at the ypist a little unsaslly. "I hoped," he peated by-the-bye, there is to inn In hoping, is there?" he bro!:e f to Inquire. "None that I am aware of," she re led, with her chin in the air. "Well, then, I hoped you did," he -plained in italics. "Hoped I did?" She affected an Imirable bewilderment "Hoped I d what?" The Trifler spread out his haad3 ;th a gentle deprecating gesture. "Ton compel mo to be explicit" he postulated. "It's so much less em " rrasslng to approach these er eHmlnarles in the elliptical manner, icept," te added 83 an after thought ."hen you have a typewriter handy." 1 haTe no wish to compel you to - anything." retorted the Typist. nd It Is quite time I returned to my rk; so If yea will kindly allow me, Claverir.g " She made him a Je Ironical bow. nri was In the net weeping past vhen the Trifc-r. th Incredible dexterity, caught her the wrists and draw her back s'de y so that she ficed him Involun-lit- "How dare yov?" c-'.ed the Typist, higgling to frfe herself. 1 am a man of s'r'rlv extraordinary lrage," he errlaireJ. Now. loc't - look at rre look me straight the eyes! Toi kno- It and you re known It. yo i oh-tlv.ate, willful 1, for months pst! I love you. Oh. I Tove yon there lint the least stake about that vrhatever. Cut at I want to kr-ow is whether you me? And I hp.ro e-we htre to- for the pi'.rro'e of finding out. d and I believe" he give a Hud ickle "bcl'e-e I hive fr.ind out! '1 r c-r.v - T?" ""j - ! i! Vr.ow vrht you have found out, or what you haven't!" pleaded the Typist, her cloak of dignity falling suddenly from her and leaving her defenceless and exposed to the arrows of the one great enemy whom never girl vanquished yet "Let me go please!" "I thought so," murmured the Trif ler. "You do." "I don't" she protested. Then 1 can't let you go till you do, he remarked Judicially. "I'm very sorry." "Oh well, then. If you must If you Insist " "I Insist." said the Trifler firmly. "Well, then, you you have." "You mean you do?" he inquired. "It's It's the same thing Isn't it?" faltered the Typist "Practically," he admitted, after an Instant's reflection. "The proposition therefore stands thus: I love you you love me. Ergo, we love each other. The proposition, by a logical sequence of ideas becomes converted Into a proposal. Which you accept" "I didn't say so," answered the Typist "Say so now, then." directed the Trifler. "What do you want me to do?" she asked, temorixlng. "I want you to marry me. I hope you don't mind marrying me? It is. I believe, the usual thing under the circumstances." "Marry youl" She gave a low lit tle laugh. "But you know I am only a poor Tyrist. find you you are what are you. I wonder?" She paused to reflect "My friends." he replied, "have most unwarrantably got into the habit of calling r.:e a Trifler. A man's friends are rarely distinguished for an exaggerated courtesy in their esti mates cf him. My enemies" he con sidered an Instant "well, I cannot at the moment recollect that I have any enemies. In actual fact. I am an in dividual of extreme earnestness and with an absorbing passion for acquir ing knowledge r.-d other things; you among them. Since you left home a week or two r.j.o. and decided to exist Independently In a small though luxu riously suite of r.partraents of your own, you sec I could tot very well, be ing a youn? and s-ddy bachelor, cll upon you. ttls a young and bewl'.d eringly lovely spinster, at your own private residence, without running some risk of offending the proprieties. And so I was obliged, you understand, to come here to this office In order to well, to f.nl out what I wanted." "Tou said you you came to see Mr. Calthropl" retorted the Typist a little resentfully. "I shall see him later," replied the Trifler, with an airy gesture. "The fact is, I have already seen him. Cal throp is a pretty intimate friend of mine, and he arranged to give me a clear hour alone with you in the of fice this morning; he won't be back for" the Trifler carefully consulted his watch "fcr another ten minutes at least" "Ohl" exclaimed the Typist, "you you wicked fraud! Then you actual ly had the auCadty to arrange it all with Mr. Calthrop beforehand?" The Trifler s::.il.;d with infinite com placency as he folded the Typist clos er into his frock coat. "Actually!" Le replied. Emeric Hulme-Beamaa la the London Sketch. Science sr.d the Future. Prof. Edward L. Nichols, in his ad dress a3 retiring president of the American Association for the Ad vancement of Science, used these sug gestive sentences: 'U'lth the develop ment of the doctrine of energy has come the conviction of an end of the world, inevitable, ?s the death of the inevitable. In neither case, however. Is longevity to be regarded as neces sarily, beyond human control." Pro fessor Nichols then went on to say that biologists ure beginning to inti mate the possibility, remote but think able, of a considerable extension of the term of bodily life, and that it is equally conceivable that the human race may so modify and control con ditions as grer.tly to prolong its ca reer. The means to this latter end, he Indicated, are the checking of waste fulness affecting animals, the soil, the forests and the streams; the solu tion of the problem presented by the gradual exhaustion of nature's sup plies of coal and petroleum; and the search for ways to utilize. In the form of mechanical energy, the radiation of the sun. "A Ssund Eox." Take an ordinary rubber hand and stretch It between the thumb and tore finger of your left hand. If you pick it with the fingers of the right hand and let go suddenly, it will make a sound which ycu can hear distinctly enough yourself, but which will not he audible to any One a few feet away. But if you were to fasten the elastic, with a pin at each end, to an empty wooden box, only not so as to touch the wood. and then twang It, the sound would be much louder than before. That box Is the "sound box," or "round-board," and all string ed instruments have one. In some shape or other. From "From the Drum of the Savage to the Great Or chestra"' in the St Nicholas, Playgrounds In Boston. Boston women established the first playground In 1903. Last yer there were el.eht, aid pearly $3,000 was ex pended, or abo-.'t Jt for each child, a very chep price for the amount of good obtained. The Playground learue Is the came of the society of the piny ground, boys thorn-elves, who wer.r buttons av.i discipline all bad boys, thus msk!r! the government e-"iy enough for t':o e In chare. Nrf Op least i:r.rr-" n' rr "! the r'"" irro'inds in 'I nt r':- is st'd to he thnt Involved ': " r.'lf-'---.:-: THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOAlSBUfe& I ill flit Farmer in Pike County, Ark. Upset a Story Belief PEBBLE WAS A DIAAOND IU ricked It Ip WliHe Walking Along a Country Ilund In the Sum mer of 100(1 It Was a Shining lilt of Stone CniiM-0 the Upsetting of Strongest Ik-ll. fs of Geologists. When that farmer out In Murfreesboro, Pike County, Ark., picked up a shining bit of stone while walking along a coun try road In the summer of 1906, a pebble that later on was shown to be a diamond, he had little Idea that he was the cause of the upsetting of one of the strongest beliefs of geolo gists. This was the opinion that dia monds never would be found in the North American continent In their natural surroundings, or "matrix," In a genuine diamond "field." Murfreesboro is about 100 miles southwest from Little Rock and the "diamond field" is owned by two com panies of local capitalists, who are working It under the usual secret conditions that attend labor of this sort. The country is particularly favorable to outdoor work, for the climite is mild all winter long, a riv er runs through he property, there is an abundance of timber and coal is cheap and easily obtained Not all of the 600 acres in the two farms to wieh the "diamond field" is limited is of importance, for the area of peridotlte rock that shov.-s near the surface of the grsund is only forty acres In extent. The "field." how ever, is still further extended, to an area of 100 acres, by the spread of the "decomposed perldotite, or por tions of the original formation that has 'crumbled away by the action of the elements. It over this small area that the two companies are at work now with drills and the usual accessories of diamond mining. Up to the time, in Au-t tst last, w hen Dr. G. F. Kunz o. Tiffany's made his first scientific report of tk discovery of the "field," about 140 diamonds had been picked up. but since then no report has been made of what further quantity has been found. It is known, however, that the operating companies have reached a depth of 200 feet, and the peridotlte rock shows no signs of either change or giving out. It i3 also definitely known that a depth of 15 feet below the surface good-sized diamonds have been found in the rock, or "matrix." Of the 14 0 diamonds that were found up to Aucust last, they ran?od In color from the purest white, like the so-called "river stones" of South Africa, to tinted brown, gray, others almost black and yellow, some of the latter being of a pure lemon color. The largest stone found thus far, weighed 6 1-4 carats, this being an absolutely pure pellucid white, free frcm Inclusions, while others we'jrh ed C carats, several Z. 4 and 3. while the smallest rantred down to 1-G4 carat, the general average being aoout 1 carat As to just what commercial value thU "Held" hr.s. o one whose opinion is cf value, will l.i-ard a guess now. It has already, however, caused Dr. Kunz to revls-? the opinion he ex pressed In his b-ok on diamonds, publl-hfi seventeen years ago. as o the lark cf the probability of these precious stonc-s sver being an im pcrtar.t mineral product of this coun try. The future o. this genuine dia mond field, which Is of the same fcr.'.aiion precisely as the famous "blue ground" of the KImberly mines., lies now in the hands of the companies who are operating them. When a Little Rock Jeweler came East a year ago with samples of the diamonds found In Murfreesboro he was surprised to learn that Dr. Kuni and the other Government gem ex perts knew far more about the Ar kansas fields than the persons who lived there. That this "field" of perldotite was not strange to Dr. Kunz Is explained by the fact that it was first described as long ago as 1S42 by the State Geologist of Arkansas, and was sub sequently "mapped" by another geologist In that State's employ. But nothing was ever done to find if the precious stones were In the rock un til the chance discovery In the sum mer of 1906. Diamonds have been found from time to time In this coun try ever since 1830 on the eastern slopes of the Blue Ridge Mountains, ot the western slopes of the Cascade and Sierra Nevada Ranges, and In Wisconsin, Michigan. Ohio and In diana. It was known that those found on the mountain slopes came from their normal geological abiding place; but the actual source had nev er been discovered Those picked up In the Middle Western States were also known to have been carried there by the flow of the glaciers from Can ada In prehistoric timet. One curious and practical effect of the finding of this curious bed of peridotlte in Ar kansas. Is the starting out of several exploring parties along the line of : the new Canadian railroad, that Is I to run from Qirebec to Winnipeg, to I search for the peridotlte formations j f'crit which those glacier-borne d'.a- tnonJa found in these States came. ; In view of the remarkable develop iT Dt of mineral resource of the On tario Province wlthit the last few years ro one will be surprised If dla nend fields are found there too. f fxt I ' 1 i Spea'er at Torjito Council Serrea "Vulcar Vmei Who Run Off with Other Women's Hutta ids." Toronto. Ont. At the meeting of the World's Congress of Internation al Councils, held here at which won, en delegates from twenty-two nations assembled, Mrs. Symes-Thompson. the representative of Great Britain, said: "One-half the women In asylums are there because of their husband3, and one-half the women id their graves are there from the same cause." The speaker, termed the ultra-fashionable of English society "that smart set, that small and vulgar ret which carries on to the intense dis gust of all right-thinking people." And to emphasize her opinion of the English woman of to-day she add ed: "Those vulgar, welldressed women who rush off with the other women's husbands." Mrs. May Wright Sewell, of New York, contributed this: "A great many marrlaces are made because the woman thinks she Is go ing to be kept. Until the economic conditions are altered the woman will never have half a sho'.v." Mrs. E, B. Grannls, of New York, read a paper on "Marriage Iiws and Divorce." The meeting pronounced its anathema on the present marriage laws, and denounced the expense and publicity of divorce proceedings as the reason so many wives suffer with no chance of relief. All In all, it was a bad day for mere man. GREATEST OF THEATRICAL MANAGERS. CHARLES FROHMAN. He will have three hundred star ac tors under his management this sea- WENT CRAZY ON A LIGHTSHIP. Loneliness and Heat Make Man a Maniac Captured with Pie After Desperate Fight Aloft. Detroit Mich. Dennis M. Scadden of Cleveland, 3T years old, second en gineer on the United States lightship station on the southeast shoal in Lake Erie, forty-five miles north of Cleveland, went violently insane on Sunday last, and before he was land- ed in St. Mary's Hospital here he ter rorized the crew of the lightship and also of the steamer Wainwright A piece of pie was the bait with which the man was overpowered after a desperate fight in the steamer's rig ging. Scadden was a new man on the lightship and the loneliness wore cn him, and this, coupled with the ter rific heat of the shij out on the luke. drove him Insane. After a hard struggle the other members of the crew succeeded in putting him in irons. A signal of dis tress was answered by the Wain vtricht. A boat was sent for the trans fer of Scadden. His leg irons were loosened, and the moment he reach ed the Wainwright he broke away, with his hands still manacled and rushed to the masthead. All efforts to recapture him were fruitlera for more than eight hours. He fought back the sailors with his cuffed hands. Toward the end he began to weaken, as he had eaten nothing from Sunday at noon, and he cried for food. The cook finally climbed the rigging with a piece of pie in his hand. Scadden grabbed this and began to devour it The cook, while his attention was dis tracted, threw a rope around his body, attached It to a tackle and the maniac was lowered to the deck. Food Values of Chuck Steaks. Detroit. Mich. Cheaper cuts of beef contain Just as high food values as do the tenderloins, the porter house steaks and the Juicy sirloins, although they need to be chewed a while longer because generally tough er, according to a report made before the Biological Seminary section of the American Chemical Society, which is holding Its annual convention here. Six Coyotes Killed by Woman. Vallcjo, Cal. A new record la coyote bounties has been set by Mrs. George Raney. wife of a Capelle Val ley farmer. The State pays J10 for each pelt. Mrs. Raney killed six of the pests in less than an hour and has just had her c!ai:'i for $50 ap proved. Lightning Kills Dog H Girl's Lap. Daubury, Conn. A bolt of light ning that struck the country res' feme of Oscar B. Williams near New Fairfield, killed a pet dog that Mr. Williams's daughter. Miss Sadie Wil liams, was fondling, but left the young woman unharmed. The lightning left no mark upon the animal. if TTTTTTTj I Household j; ?4'"M-' BRIDAL LINEN SHOWER. Girl Friends Made Gifts In Novel Manner. The girl friends of the "bride-elect" planned out their gift giving in a de lightfully novel manner. All Sheila was permitted to know about the affair was that It would be a linen shower. Po with this for the motif Sheila and her mother got up a very attractive table, carrying out the spinning idea. A small gilded spinning wheel was the centerpiece from which radiated ' spokes" of gold colored floss over the white cover, reaching to within twelve) Inches of the edge of the table. The cobweb was completed by weaving lengths of the floss between. Strands of floss radiated from the wheel distaff to each plate, where they ended In small glided spiders, the candle shades of white linen were decoratei with tiny gilded spiders resting oh small cobwebs. Luncheon was served at seven o'clock, the fun of the gift giving cr.mlng afterwards. The menu was as follows: Clam Cocktails. Celery. Rolls. Olives. Spring Lamb. Creamed Potato Balls. Asparagu3 Tips on Toast Lettuce with Whipped Cream Dress ing. Olive Sandwiches. Vanilla Ice Cream. Bride's Cake. Coffee. The Ice cream was served In glisten ing cobwebs of spun candy. The cake was iced smoothly in white icing and when firm, icing tinted a golden huo was drawn over it with a fine pointed brush to simulate a cobweb. In ths midst of the web sat a large gold spider. On the rpun enndy ice cream holders a rpider irouched on the edsj with a folded paper tucked under its legs on which was written a bit of dorgerel of which the following is a fair sample: "Will you walk into my cobweb? Said the spider to the heart. ('Twas a spider owned by Cupid) And he played a double part Ihe way into my cobweb Is up a golden stair, Alas! I fear the simple heart. Walked straight Into the snare." When Sheila entered the parlor at a given signal, a large hoop was lifted over her head, with its snowy pack ages dangling all around her. Twelve girL had contributed for this part of the surprise. A large child's hoop had been wound with broad white tape, end the gifts, wrapped In white tissue r.nd tied with white ribbons were filmed to the tai e with safetv pins. The gifts varied according to the circumstances of the giver and the skill in fancy work9, from sheer, ex jensive lir.en to the finest linen, lawn or muslin. There were lovely drawn wcrk centerpieces, turn-over collars and so on, down to simple sweeping caps and laundry bugs. After they had enclosed the bride-to-be In the hoop tl e twelve merry girls held it up and danced around her for v. turn or two, :.:i 1 then stopped, when Sheila was asked to remove a gift from the hoop. Upon unwrapping the package she found an original rhyme or verse appropriate for the article. For a handkerchief: "May this filmy handkerchief,' Ne'er wipe away the tear of grief." For a duster: "Unromantic dusters we, A homely part we play, Little elves of shine and sheen To chase the dust away." The dance was resumed at the end of each presentation and the fun con tinued until the last gift had been re moved from the circle. Then there walked Into the room a ghostly company In winding sheets with their heads covered with pillow cases. After a dance as wlerd and un canny as they could make It the spook array was removed and folded up to be taken homo and laundered, then returned to the bride, done up suitably. In sets, and tied with rib bon. Another clique of friends had found their inspiration for a novel way in w aicn to give their "love token" ( from Mother Goose's nursery Jingle of ' "the maid In the garden." They de- f ...fuucu timcu uuura xor a tew mo ments and every one was turned out into the hall. When they were allow ed to come In they saw the historic maid, whose nose the blackbird nip ped, "hanging up the clothes." A square of brown denim was laid In the center of the floor and the bor der of a walk defined with paper chrysanthemums in all colors, "a gav Ktrden of flowers." Paper grass was dropped in between the flowers. A yeow ribbon was stretched across tho "Garden" and tied to the back of t chairs, and handkerchiefs ot drawn work, embroidered, initialed and plain, were hung upon the line In ft dainty array, with tiny gilded clothes pins. The evening's Jollity finished with dancing. The spiders used for the ta hle were of the variety that the toy vender on the street dangles from a string, making the lops more. These, when glided, made very life like look ing spiders, and they are not expen sive when purchased by the doien. Motes and Of Interest to Women Reader DRYING VEGETABLES. How the Thrifty Housewife May 51V Expense cf Buying Jars. To have many ho:ne-cnnned veguu. hies lor wluter use, the expense of buying glass Jars Is quite a tax on He pocketbook. but the young housek".(. er who needs all her Jar: for fruit tasy dry many of her vegetables and sua,, of the small fruits with excellent suits. Green shell beans, If suliti and dried quickly by the stove cr lit a sunny place, are jqunl to the canai ore Lima beTns sr? delicious afr beinx dried In this way. Corn sho'.iK be boiled Just enough to thicken tta milk, and then shaved from the r and dried. It should be spread cit thinly or It will sour before sufflcleniiy dried. If one dries but a small quantity at a time, they enn be spread upon pin:ei and dried, but If more ore to be nr pared a home-made evaporator is vt convenient to havo. Tha dlHijrui shows pla'nly the construction, ar.1 of course It can he made any siw. The four uptight pieces should e.;.-a have a wire nail driven part way ir.: the bottom to protect the wood fruia direct contact with the stove. The trays have a simple frame-work of wood, and are covered with wire nct ting or this cheese-cloth. These p'.x upon the cleats which hold the u; rights together. There may be is many trays as one chooses. In ur.ins this evaporator do not place over a hot part of the stove, for the obj Is to dry. not to cook. Vegetables or fruit dried in this ay must be soaked in cold water ox ex night Kathleen Abbott HOUSEHOLD HINTS. A bit T rhubarb . bbed on the hands will remove the stains. Eat plenty of dandelion greens. They are a line tonic. A few drops of ammonia on a dry cloth will clean the rub ber rollers oi your wash wring er. A large glass bottle is the best receptacle for vinegar. Handkerchiefs ironed in the middle first are not so apt to pucker. Slowly sip a glass of pure warm mlik Just before you g.i J to bed and you will have a peaceful sleep. A toy washboard ..'ill do nice- ly for wa-.hii.g ribbons and laces. J As a substitute for oyster crackers, toast slices or bread j: and cut in squares. 4 To keep ostrich plumes dur- ing the summer, p'ace in a glass Jar and screw on the top. This T will keep them dry and away from moths. 1 ..V-n-4. How to Make Good Starch. It is an art to make good starch. T make thick starch use eight times a much water as starch and a quarter teaspoonful of lard, borax or sperma ceti to one quart of water. Salt may also be added. These ar put in. whes the starch begins cooking. Bluing is added when ready to use. This starch has twice as much water a thick starch. If one wishes to this starch already made, jse hot water. Starch that Is thoroughly cooked will not stick. Partly ccked. it is milky; when done It Is clear. Make a smooth paste with cold wt ter; thin by as much more cold water. Add boiling water, stirring fast K the paste lumps, stop adding hot watf and beat the lumps out Cook over the flame when all the water has boer added. After five minutes, finish cook In., over water. Keep covered an" hot till ready to use. Texas Has Woman Historian. Mrs. Percy Pennybacker of Austis. Te.. National Auditor of the Fed eration of Women's Clubs, Is passing the spring In New York and Washing ton gathering impressions on the UnJ and other timely topics. Mrs. Penny backer wrote the history of Texas which is used In tue public schools ot her own and in adjacent States. She Is a fervent advocate of historical tt cietles. She believes in every count of every State in the Union having a historical society and keeping a coat plete record of every man who tit served the public In uny capacity. Giving Medicine to Children. To give a etiild quinine put whit of r?g in spoon, quinine on the ci. and with a toothpick rope the ess around the quinine. When taking c tor oil hem a cup; to It put a ktt:e hri wr.ter. lemon Juice, tho castor oit. and uce iur-oj J.;lto.