Mll mi I Briclly n e I Barr r. mi- Wilton Andrews, the leader of the special orchestra accompanying a dramatic production which recently visited Washington, told at the Gar rick Club a curious story about a violin pupil he once had. "It was nt Wichita, Kan., where. I was teaching. 1 the early '80s, that I got hold of tills pupil," ho said. "He was a plasterer. Don't laugh when I say on top of that that ho was one of the most promlsng violin pupils I ever had. lie was a quiet, good-natured, nawod-off, named Frank Bnrr, but everybody called him Bricky Ilarr, because he had the reddest suit of cowllcky hair thai ever entered Into competition with a stormy sunset. He was about four Inches over 6 feet hUh, but as broad across the back as Hacken schmldt, with a pair of orang-outang arms th.it reached almost to his knees. He cmld pick up by the rear axle a two-horse wagon loaded with brick and raise It live feet clear of the ground with one hand. "I belonged to the drifters when I reached Wichita and organized my class there. One evening, soon after I'd got my scraping flock assem bled, I was passing a mechanics' boarding house on the outskirts of Wichita. This crimson-haired runt was sitting before one of the open front windows, sawing on a fiddle. It wasn't a violin. It was a fiddle, and a vicious fiddle. The man mak ing the sounds on It was, I know nt once, an ear player. Yet there was occasionally a certain sentiment true nd sound about the fellow's rude performance. So I stopped and chat ted with him. "He told mo that he didn't know ono note from another, but that he'd had the fiddle bug all his life. When he told me that he wus a plasterer I looked at his hands. They were neither rough nor stiffened. Brlcky told me that he always wore gloves while plastering, not with the idea t keeping his hands dainty, but so m not to spoil them for his fiddling. "Well, I took Brlcky into my Wichita class. Inside of six months he bad a safe lead on all the rest of them, even if I had been corn jelled to make him unlearn all of bis Mr-playing abominations. "Inside of a couple of years I had lushed Brlcky, the plasterer, through Wlcbtl, Kaiser and Kreutzer, and he ildn't do half badly with the Danc.lo ibow pieces that I occasionally let ilm have to relieve the tedium of werclses. "Brlcky was a tractable pupil. But rae evening, after he'd been working it the violin under iry direction for ibout a year and a half, something iccurred to convince mo that Brlcky aen't to be fooled with. He was a lit out of form with his lesson and " a moment of petulance I knocked 'is bow up from the strings of his .iolin with my bow. Brlcky 's bow vent flying across the room. "Brlcky had a pair of thoso steely ue eyes that a good many Western en of extraordinary nerve have -en provided with. He turned oew eyes upon me for about fifteen freight seconds and there were teams of a tigerish topaz In them. 5e didn't say a word, but he walked er to a sofa in a corner of the jom. He deposited his violin upon Ms sofa with great care. Then he valked back to where I stood, turned -.a around, took me under the arms l;om behind, toted me1 over to a win ww of the second story room as If 14, been a setter pup, held me sus snded out of the window for an wtant and then dropped me to the .round. "It was only a ten-foot drop and "a ground was soft from a recent -.In. No harm was done. I didn't -.Ae it to heart, particularly; after 1 had time to think It over. "After that Brlcky and I got on Tfectly well together, although I rfver knocked his bow out of his and again. After two years I gave t my Wichita class and went to 'jnver to take a position as orches a leader In a theatre. A few years er I quit music for a timo and wit into business. "Occasionally my business culled - a to Durango, Col. There wasn't jr worse town in the West at that jae than Durango. It was a Jurap-.l-off place for bad men. Nearly dozen marshals none of them a aren either had already, at that riod, been put away by the Duran- gun-fighters. "When I reached Durango ono lernoon In the summer of 18S0 re was a lot of excitement there, d Caldwell had stuck up Schlff's , that day. He had most of the a-huuters of Colorado and New lco tied in bowktiots with fear him at that time. Caldwell be gged to that class of desperadoes which Billy the Kid was another wnple that Is, ha killed whether re was any necessity for It or not. bad stood olf whole camps, back- out of the camps afoot when yd hobbled or shot his horse. He so unerring on the shoot that the iat determined and reckless bad xn potters fought shy of him "Oh this day, then, Caldwell had wiled Into Sohllf's bank at noon put the whole outfit back of the rilla under his pulr of guns. He Rructed the cashier to stack up I of the gold and cimou -v on ti;e uuitnr In frpnt of A;, mi- "The cashier didn't make any su perfluous movements in obeying. The other employees of the bank, also recognllzng Caldwell swept all of the bank's ready cash, $16,000, Into the leather pouch suspended from his neck by a strap. Then he backed out the door. None of the bank people had made a move ex cept the cashier, and the cashier only moved to do what Caldwell told him to do. Caldwell got on his horse In front of the bank and made for the canons at a leisurely amble. "As I say, when I got to Duran go, three hours after the thing hap pened, Durango was a heap per turbed over the thing; but nobody seemed to want the $5,000 reward which the bank Immediately offered for Caldwell, dead or alive. "The folks stood around and talk ed aboutlt In the groggcries and gam bling Joints and hnkatonks, but nono of those quick-trigger people of Durango had lost any $5,000 worth of Bud Caldwell that they were anxi ous to recover. The Idea of ramping on Bud's trail wasn't even suggested by any of them. "About 7 o'clock that evening 1 was having an after-Bupper smoke in the 12x20 lobby of the Hcll-Nor-Pete Hotel, where I was registered, when the hotel buckhoard came up from the railroad station with a new guest. He'd swung nlong from Dcadwood. He was Brlcky Barr, my former vio lin pupil of Wichita. "I recognized him at once, al though he had picked np some bad and disfiguring knife scars on the left side of his face. He remember ed me, too, and he was kind enough to say, n his foolish loyalty to his first instructor, that, although he'd heard Wllhelml aand Remenyi since seeing me last, he considered that I had both of those renowned violin ists eaten up In a limekiln when It came to sure-enough fiddlln'. "Bricky had been prowling around the new mining camps of Colorado for some years, ho told me, and we were having a pleasant time, talking fiddle and fiddling, when Brlcky's attention was attracted by the up roar of caloric talk in the bar over Bud Caldwell's visit that day. Bricky pricked up his ears at that and in stantly lost Interest In the fiddle con versation. I told him briefly about the Caldwell business. " 'Anybody goln' after himT' In quired Brlcky, getting up and address ing the thirty or forty men lounging around. Two or three ot them mut tered that they hadn't lost any Bud Caldwells. " 'Well, you're a pigeon-livered lot o' Junipers,' said Bricky, where upon I instantly ducked behind a partition In tho rear of the office, not hankering for any lead ballast, " 'Poor plasterer,' I breathed to myself as I made the shelter of the partition, 'you've fiddled your last double-step In G major or In any other key!' "But, to my intense astonishment, there was no fusillade. Brlcky had got by with his savage crack. I peered from behind the partition. They were all standing fixed in their position, looking curiously at Brlcky. He was a natural captain of men. I observed that the topaz glitter I had caught once before in bis eyes was there again. The others in that lob by and bar seemed to be under the Influence of that eye of Brlcky's, too. Anyhow, not a man of them went for his guns, despite the hot gibe from the lips of this stranger In the camp. " 'Is there anything In it for fetch ing the coyote in?' Brlcky Inquired of the crowd in general, after the long pause. " " 'Five thousand,' two or three of them chorused. " 'Well, that's a slick enough piece of change to be worth tearing off,' said Bricky, not in any boastful tone, but with the air of a man expressing approval of a business transaction that looked pretty good. 'Any om brey here stake me to a couple o' guns?' "Well, I could see them rubber ing still harder at the red-haired chap then. He had given them all that raking about being plgeon-llv-ered, eh, without having any guns on him at the time he spoke? It was plain that they couldn't make anything out of Bricky. But a' big ruffian of a camp terror brought his mallet-llke fist down on the bar. " 'He ain't no gopher If he is a rod head,' tho ruffian bellowed. "And then he strolled over to Brlcky and handed him a pair of .45's, butts foremost. Then he un Bhlpped his cartridge belt and Brlcky buckled it around' his waist. " 'Any hawss loafing about camp that can get out of his own way?' Inquired Bricky then. "The horse was In front of the Hell-Nor-Pete Hotel in less than five minutes. It was then 8 o'clock at night and pretty black. They point ed out the west trail to Brlcky as the one Caldwell had taken. "After tho plasterer had vaulted into the saddle I shook hands with him, not without a bit of pride as the only man In camp who knew him well enough to do that. " 'Bricky,' I said, 'you've got a swell chanco to figure in one of those bone-bleaching things down yonder In tho canons. But, still, you've had a pretty good time with yourself, barring the working at your trade, and you seem ready enough to give the keno yell and cash In. We've all to die some time. .You'll probably be qualified as a stringed Instrument performer long before I cut your trail on the other tide of the big di vide, mid when you make your cash In don't you forget what I used to have to keep dinning Into you keep THE COLUMBIAN, WOMAN YET SAVAGE, PROF. STARR KNOWS The Famous Student of Monkeys Finds Her Still in a Primi tive Condition LIKES EVIDENCES OF SLAUGHTER 8ys AM Her Practices Are Fierce Her Fondness fcr Dloodshed Hs Considers Still Pronounced Makes Use of Deception and Treachery. Chicago. Frederick Starr, profes sor of anthropology la tho University of Chicago, described the twentieth century woman as a savage, who gains her ends by deception and treachery and who delights In evi dence of slaughter and bloodshed. He asserted that women have not chang ed since the days, when the human race hud tails and lived in the Jun glo. This attack upon women la a new line of activity for Professor Sturr, who Is best known to the world by his studies of the monkeys In Africa. The professor at one time entertained the hope of catching the talk of mon keys upon the phonograph. Three months ago Dr. Starr made the pre diction that Theodore Roosevelt would die of fever on his African hunting ox peditlon. Tho professor Hirs his knowledge of women in an article called "The Women Men Marry." He begins by making It clear he believes women never must be permitted lr rise above the savage state, for he reasons that the existence of the race Itself de pends upon the savage or barbaric in stincts in the heart of the feminine half of the world. "Woman, the eternal savage," de clares Starr, "whose only salvation lies in the fact that she always has been, always will be a savage!" Then he continues to say it is im possible to civilize women, "for the fundamental nature of woman Is bar baric, and the continuance of the race depends upon the rigid assertion of the fundamental difference between man and woman." Professor Starr then challenges any one to point to a single first class achievement In literature, in science. In art, by woman. He has been un able to find one, for the simple reason, as he holds, that there has never been a first class woman artist "Woman's religion is also notably that of the lower culture," continues the professor. "She Is always seeing Blgns In everything; she avoids hav ing thirteen at her table and starting on a Journey on a Friday. She is the chief supporter ot the spiritualistic mediums; she is the founder of new sects in which the religious attitude of savagery Is given high-sounding names and maintained by the most select Individuals. Further, woman dabbles constantly in the occult, and spiritualism, mental science and the occult are among the oldest Ideas of savagery." Starr says that the twentieth cen tury woman shows herself no further advanced than her sister of the jun gle by her love for bright colors, her fondness for decorating herself with birds and the furs ot animals, also In her love of jewels and her use of per fumes. "In the very fundamentals of her character, In her very Instinct," says Starr, "woman has come down through the ages unchanged. Savage Ingenuity In gaining ends through de ception and treachery has become pro verbial. The modern woman retains theso practices of savagery. When It would seem equally easy for her to tain her end by straightforward and Jirect methods she delights to resort to sinuous means and duplicity. Wom an lives In an old, old world. She thinks the old thoughts, feels the old emotions, Is moved by the old Im pulses; she dresses in the old gew gaws; she Is thrilled by the world-old hopes and fears." Starr's parting shot Is at the charge of fondness for evidence of slaughter ind bloodshed, and he says that in this respect woman's savagery Is most pronounced. FATHER OF MUSHROOMS. Giant Found Near Pittsburg, Only 48 Hours Old, Weighs 33 Pounds. Pittsburg. The father of all mush rooms was discovered a few miles back of Pittsburg by Dr. Allen J. Wll lets, Professor of Economics and Eug Ish in the Carnegie Institute. He jund the mustiroom at the base of a reat oak tree near Millvale, It Is 2 1-2 by 32 Inches by 9 Inches thick nd weighs 33 1-2 pound3. Two hours after the discovery the Iarncgle Institute had tho find, which i said 'to be the largest lu history ave one. Many years ago a mush room weighing forty-five pounds was discovered. This find appeared to have come up within forty-eight hours. "O. U. Kidder," He Told the Judge. Bloomtngton, 111. "What Is your fame?", asked Judge Whitney of an 'ate man who called upon him In the 'eoria County Court for legal advice. "O. U. Kidder ' was the reply. "What?" ejaculated the Judge. "O. U. Kidder, I said." "Now, cut out the kidding. This' is tio place for foolishness." "I told you my name was O. U. Kid der," repeated the visitor, "and I'm hot kidding, either. I want a war rant." Then the Jui.ze saw t'.iroi'n'j It . BLOOAlSEUfr HAS UNWELCOME JOB, "Dob" Meldrum to Clean Out Wyom Ing Cattle Rustlers. "Bob" Mekiruin, a typical gun-flgiit-er of frontier days, has been given the Job of "cleaning, out" the cattle rustlers who have been making l.fe miserable for the cattlemen In one i f their last western strongholds the Little Snake river country, on the Colorado-Wyoming line, near Utah. Putting one man against a band of outlaws who would Just as soon kill a human being as a steer, does not look like the accepted Idea of "fair play," but those who know "Bob" Meldrum have no fears as to the out come. The cattlemen of the Llttlo Snake river country are backing the sinewy, keen-eyed deputy sheriff against all tho "bad men" who In font that part of the country. For years tho country adjoining the Llttlo Snake river has been the haunt of characters more or len underslra ble. It Is a wild and unfrequented country, remote from railroad:!. Oa the vast ranges run countless thou sands' of cattle and sheep. Tlioro have been bloody conflicts between the cattle and sheep men, but finally their differences were niij.i-ty.l through the recognition of a "Ocn 1 line." The sheep are kept north of tho Colorado-Wyoming line, and tho rattle range ouuUi of that Hue, except when being driven to the railroad for shipping purposes. Before this "dead line" was estab lished clashes were frequent between herders and cowboys, and many par tlsanstof the sheep and cattle barons lost their lives in duels with rifles. Cattle rustling used to be a flourish ing industry in this locality also, and some ot the old log cabins along the Little Snake river have been the gath ering places of bands of desperate outlaws, ready for any mischief, from cattle rustling to robbing trains. "Bob" Meldrum made his reputa tion as deputy at Baggs, where he broke up the rustler army and drove the last one out of the country. Curiosities of Longevity. One of the most curious Instances of longevity is found In Miss Louisa Courtenay's "Notes of an Octogenar ian," says the Denver News Times. A witness in a will case in which Bel-lenden-Ker, the great English convey ancer, was engaged, was asked if he had any brothers or sisters. He re plied that he had one brother who diel 150 years ago. The Court ex pressed incredulity and documentary evidence was produced In support of the statement. ' This showed that the witness' fath er, who married first at the age of nineteen, had a son who died In in fancy. The father married again at the age of seventy-five, and bad a son who lived to appear in the witness box at the age of ninety-four, and made the above startling statement. Frledrich Theil, a peasant of Rauda, In Saxony, whose leisure hours have been devoted to the study of Greek, Latin, Hebrew, Sanskrit, Arabic and Gaelic, is seventy-five years old. He Is beginning to study the English lan guage. Theil is in correspondence with some of the leading philologists of the day. A Tale of a Tape Measure. The explorers were sitting ono on each side of the President when Dr. Stein produced from his waistcoat pocket a small spring tape measure in a tiny aluminum drum. "It was a very curious thing," said Dr. Stein, "but in 1906, when I was In Eastern Tibet, I picked up this measure at the foot of an old ruin. I have carried it ever since and use It constantly." Dr. Sven Hedin took the measure In bis hand. "This is mine," he said at once. "I lost it In Tibet in 1901," and he named the spot where he believed he had dropped it. with the number of miles It was distant from a certain great lake. This proved to be the spot where it was found. Deep Breathing Beneficial. The simplest way to get warm after exposure to cold is to take a long breath with the mouth firmly shut. Re peat this several times until you be gin to feel the heat returning. It re quires a very short time to do this. The long breath quickens the puis, and thus causes the blood to circulate faster. The blood flows Into nil parts of the veins and arteries, and gives out a great deal of heat. It ts stated that this method of deep breathing prevents colds and a great 7 other ailments If begun in time. Of Interest to Women Flan to Win Stale Aid in Securing Small Tracts of Land oa Which Women May Ena$a in Profitable 8 Agriculture A Refuse for Mass. 100,000 Who Can Never Marry I r To solve the problem of what to do with the 100,000 spinsters and widows of Massachusetts who can never hope to murry owing to tho scarcity of men lu the Buy State, and who are obliged nt present to drag out a weary exist ence, threo score prominent business and professional women of Greater Boston have formed an organization for tho purpose of winning State aid In Deeming Btuall tracts of land near largo citle3 where women can engaco In profitable agricultural euterprio. The Women's Massachusetts Home stead Association plans to encourage tho many thousands of women of all rges who are forced to struggle night nnd day to gain a livelihood, to tako up the cultivation of small plots of land In tho suburbs and raise flowers herbs, plants, mushrooms, strawber ries, vegetables, squabs, chickens, bees and pigs. To achieve this end the association wants the Commonwealth to buy tracts of land wherever available, di vide this land into acre lots and then, through a commission, supply women particularly splnslters who would like to engage in such pursuits with . F'la'-e of the land. If the State is not willing to furnish the land free, then p association asks that It take a mortgage on 'and bought by philan thropists, develop this land, build cheap, comfortable homes, barns and outhouses on it, and then furnish the necessary implements for cultivating tho soil. " This plan, says the members of tho Homestead . Association, will take thousands of women and children out of the large cities of Massachusetts, will thin oiit the congested slum dis tricts, and will place these women and those dependent upon them where they can be profitably employed un der sanitary conditions, and instruct ed In garden and truck farming. "Man owns the earth and has heav en preempted," says one of tho most enthusiastic members of the new as coclatlon. "We ask the right to live. Wo want homes. There are 100,000 of us in Massachusetts who cannot get them because there are not husbands enough to go around. We must either be provided for or else taken out like worn-out horses and shot. "Think of it! There are 100,000 women without husbands who have ro future under present conditions. Besides that, there are thousands of middle-aged married women, either widows or the heads of families de pendent upon them, who are willing to take advantage of the legislation we seek if the oportunity were offered them." The Homestead Association has es tablished a literary bureau for the dis tribution of literature calling atten tion to the necessity of women shar ing in any legislation which would tend to provide homos. Tho associa tion has also organized a lecture bu reau, and plans to have women, well versed on the condition of women workers In Massachusetts, lecture be fore all the women's clubs of the State to arouse Interest In the cause of the organization. The members of the Massachusetts association declare that their work has been greatly aided through the statistics nnd Information gathered by ono of the members before the asso ciation came Into existence. This woman has Interested wealthy New York woman in the pro ject of providing small tracts of land for spinsters and widows, and It is announced that she will spend from $200,000 to $300,000 if the cause ap peals to her in buying land for strug gling "old maids" and mothers of fam ilies. Options have been secured on sev eral farms. One farm, consisting of G acres of land, and located but eighl wiles from Boston, can-be bought for 53,000. There Is also a philanthropist living In Brookllne, who offers to give I1I3 big farm for experiment, if the State decides to aid widows and spin Bters in earning a living from tha toll. Fruit for Children. It la an old-fashioned rule, which many yet obey, that every one should talto a tonic in the spring of the year. Every child in years gone by was compelled to swallow that nauseous tloso of oil which he so dreaded, or el.-o that equally awful sulphur and molafiKcs. Truo, these things may not do any creat harm, but there are correctlbles which will do as much good and are more pleasant to take. There is nothing more healthy for man, woman or child than the fresh spring vegetables and fruit which are now on the market, and which are not expensive. Nothing will do more to luip clear up the system than these fresh greens. The eating of meat should be re duced, but not altogether discontin ued. Every man requires meat. Veal and pork should be discontinued in tho summer, and in their place plenty of fresh vegetables should be eaten. When you do eat meat, add plenty of water cress to it. See that your children substltuts fruit for candy. Be -eure it Is ripe WMjet them go ahead. HORSES KILLED IN BATTLE. Fine Memorial to Them Erected In 8outh Africa. Horses killed In battle now have monument to their honor. It reccntlj has been erected at Port Elizabeth South Africa. When Lord Byron pui up an elaborate monument to his dog Bosun, everyone regarded It as a maj caprice, but now a general public bu1 scrlption has been raised by English people for tho purpose of perpetuating the memory of "tho services of u gallaut animals which perished In the ArsIoBocr war, 1899-1902.". Picturea of this monument are being sold iu great numbers, mostly among army ol'lccrs, though tho animal-loving pui,. lie Is also buying them largely. Tho first horse mo:iatv,enl evct raided by public Gubsciipiion consists of nn oblong pilo of granite on tin top of which nro two figures a lifo liicd brour.e korso rnd a kneeling s(,;. dier offering the animal Ita food. Tin figures arc beautifully executed. Tin granite base of tho statue scrvts a utilitarian purpose by forming a lino drinking fountain, both for man r.nd beaut, a huge granite block being l,oi. lowed out Into a trough. Into which water flow3 from three Bpouts In tin form of lions' heads. On tho base of the monument Is thj significant Inscription: "The en t ncss of a nation consists, not so n.u'ii in the number of It.s people, or ti.a extent of its territory, as lu the ex- if j22 JlI W if l Monument to Dead Horses. tent and justice of its compassion.' The services of horses In the South Afrlcau campaigns were quite as es sential as those of men. Many of the battles were cavalry engagements, and troops had to be moved rapidly from one part of the country to an other. Enormous numbers of horses were requisitioned from all parts of the world, and tho mortality among these animals was very great, thouga there are no definite figures at hand. The monument to these "gallant steeds" has been raised by small sub scriptions from all parts of the Brit ish empire; a large portion of the funds coming from various "humane societies" and from officers and men In the army. Freaks of Wireless. Wireless telegraphy has many ap parently mysterious qualities for which scientists have been unable satisfactorily to account to the lay man. Failure to operate on account of the conditions of the atmosphere has been the chief source of annoy ance. Another fault, which has re cently been remedied, is in the ab sence of secrecy In transmitting mes sages. Lightning and other electrical dis turbances have also caused some in convenience, but In the event of a storm the aparatus is now usually grounded in roder to prevent Injury. It is reported that lightning will seri ously Injure If not entirely destroy in struments, even though it might 6trlke at a point five or ten miles distant Why the wireless has worked bet ter at night or in cold weather rather than hot, why transmission is better on the Pacific Ocean than on the At lantic, or why communication is bet tor In one direction rather than in an other, have all been puzzling questions. These elements of unreliability and disappointment are now disappearing, however, and the confidence of the public has been won. Originator of the Base Ball Field. Our veteran base ball writer, Mr. T. H. Mursiane, declares that to Alexan der J. Cartwrlght, of New York, be longs the credit of conceiving and mapping out the ball field just as it remains to-day. In fact, the bare lines that ho laid down at the foot of Mur ray Hill, New York, In 1884 have nev er been changed an Inch, Speaking of the event Duncan F. Curry, of New York, once Bald: "Well do I remem ber the afternoon that young Cart wrlfcht came up to the old field and unfolded his pet game, then practical ly without rules. Never do I remem ber noting the sunbeams fall with a more sweet and mellow radiance than on that particular afternoon In May." The game still depends largely on the weather. Boston Globe. Clipping the Finger Nails. Clipping the finger nails was one of, the most important services the ancl ent barber rendered to his patrons. Martial, chaffing a fellow who had tried to dodge the barber by using piasters tq remove his board, asks sarcastically, "How about your nails?" And the miser In Plnutus collects the parings of his nails to make some thing out of them, seemingly, never dreaming that he could have clipped them himself. . The nail clipping of to-day, or manicuring, hus passed from the barber to young women from whom radiates a perfume strong enough to help In the work, , and whoso modern coiffure gives the Mglv tst touch to the art.