THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOA1SBUKO. pa DOOOOOOOOCXXJOOOOOOOOOOOOOn SATURDAY NIGHT TALKS 0 r-dm i f rkArrcriM Rutland. VL 8 n GcCCCCCOCCCCCCOOOCCOOOCCt: CHURCH'S HALL OF FAME. WHEN NIAGARA RUNS DRY. International Bible Lesson for June 13, '09 (Heb. ti: i-4o)- Every natlor. has Its hnll of fame. On the walls of Its Val halla the names of the Immortals are Inscribed, like the Panthe on, built by Louis I. of Uavarla, which was conse crated to all Ger mans who hare become renown ed In war, states manship, liter ature, science, or art. Roll of the Departed. And It Is significant that these great men are all dead men. The world has a universal habit of finding out that It has been entertaining ancU unawares. Blessings brighten as they take their flight. The Washington monument erected among the sky scrapers of New Tork would not at tract so much attention as It doas standing out solitary and alone on ths banks of the Potomac. We are too near the men of the present to proper ly estimate their proportions. Some of them are much bigger than they appear, and some of them will shrink mightily when we get the proper per spective. It is quite likely that the neighbors of Abraham thought hiui a deluded, addle-brained visionary when he gave up his pleasant home lu Ur of the Chaldees, and started out on a wild goose errand to a land that he expected to receive for an Inherit ance, and we know that even Moses, the greatest statesman of the ages was criticised by his brother and sis ter, and that the common rabble of the street took up stones to pelt him. We have frowns, and criticism, and abuse and mud for our living leaders, but fragrant flowers for their cof!ln3, and soaring monuments for their graves. Have to Die to Be Appreciated. People have to die to be appreciat ed. Joan of Arc was burned at the stake aa a vile heretic, but she has recently been beatified by the Pope. The flames did not harm her great spirit, and the beatification will not add any lustre to her glory. The inci dent only serves to point this moral and adorn this tale. There were thousands of men who abused Abra ham Lincoln. They never could speak of him without a sneer. He was a "railsplltter,- a black republican, an uncouth Interloper. He was abused by the newspapers, caricatured on the platform, denounced by the politi cians. The waves of assault rolled up to bis feet from the south, and dasbeJ t over his head from the north, asJ they never ceased to roll over hira till his gentle heart broke In death. Dut 40 years after his assassination Columbia carves his name in her ten pie of fame side by side with Wash ington, and the whole country, yea. the whole civilized world uncovers and bends the knee at the grave of Abraham Lincoln. A Matchless Pantheon. The Hebrew pecple have their hall of fame. It Is fcund In the eleventh chapter of the book of Hebrews, writ ten very likely by Apollos, a lover of bis race. He goes Into that matchless Pantheon, and beginning with Abe!, the first martyr, he writes upon tho jages of an imperishable book the names of the heroes of faith for 4,000 jear3. The nations visit that sacred edifice and read the deathless names. Abel, Enoch, Noah. Abraham, l3aic. Jacob, Joseph, Moses, Barak, Samson, Jepthae, David. Samuel, the Prophets, a cloud of witnesses, an honor roll whom the proudest nations of earth might covet The Living Dead. And yet these heroes are not dead. They never began to have the Influ ence In the world that they have at this very moment. Tbelr conteicjwa ries never were affected by them as the whole world Is to-day. When Abraham set out from Mesopotamia be took none of bis relghbors with him. When Enoch walked with God. be went alone. In life and in transla tion. When Noah .sailed over the judgment flood he could Induce no one else to embark with blm, save his awn family. They bad little success, as men count success with those who were coeval with them. But to-day r.hcrever the Bible Is read Enoch Is walking with Cod, Abraham Is Inherit ing the promises, the father of a multitude like the sinds of the sea, rnd Moses la breaking the bonds of the oppressor and shouting In the ear tf every taskmaster, "Let my people No great man ever really d.'es. Wfcen Jesus was In the flesh he was Knitted to the narrow confines of Palestine. It was only at his depart ure thnt he could really say, Co y l'-.fo all the world, and lo, I am wl'.h yon alwy. The Christ Is the rw' ''.')i.iprfc.-nt personality in the wor! tivdfy. Btn the ms thin Is Lru'i In a lesser df-rree In res pent to every '.vat suul of man. Tims the pre ' i Is peoj.!el with the shadowy forms -( the past It Is Impossible to r. Nature Will Destroy Cataract In Three Thousand Years. According to an official of the Ceo logical 8urvey, a comparison of the gags records for a period of 20 yean shows that the land surrounding the Great Lakes Is being gradually tilted from northeast to southwest at such a rate that, of two point! 10) talles apart the northern rises five Inches with reference to the southern In 100 years. At Chicago the lake level rice about one Inch In 10 years. The official quoted predicts that. If this movement continues. In about 3. 000 years all the upper lakes will dis charge Into the Illinois River, the Ie trolt and St Clair tllvers will To backward, carrying the water of Lake Erie Into Lake Huron, and the Niagara River will run dry. Women In Ethnolcfly. The recent Investigations of Dr. C. O. Seligman among tbe Veddas of Ceylon, and tbe great Importance of the aid which Doctor Seligman"! wife was able to give him. lead Mr. A. C. Haddon to point out the desirability of women of a scientific turn of mind Interesting themselves In work of this kind. But for the presence of bis wife Doctor Seligman would have been unable to secure many of the facts which he has accumulated. The Veddas, who live In caves, are ex tremely averse to having white men visit their families; but Mrs. Seligman was warmly welcomed among them, and amon other things she collected records of the songs of the women and girls. They took the greatest de light In the phonograph, and their amazement was unbounded at bearing their sonts and lullabies repeated by the instrument Natural Rotation In Forests. Observations In India Indicate that Just as agricultural land, after many repetitions of the same crops, becomes exhausted for tbat particular species, so in forest lands, after long periods, the seedlngs may fail owlnr to changes In the soil, and new varieties may take their place. Forests of blue pine In that country have been ob served to fail, the deolar-tree tending te take the place of pine. In another case forests of pine and oak have been found, each Invading and tending to take up the ground occupied by tbe other. Elsewhere in India spruce and silver fir have been found ad vancing Into a failing oak forest and mulberry extending upon land former ly occupied iominantly by "shlsham" trees. His Favorite Game-Bird. At a dinner one day, says a writer .n tbe Philadelphia Public Ledger, some men were discussing the merits of different kinds of game-birds. One preferred canvasback duck, another, woodcock, and still another thought a quail the most delicious article of food. The discjsfion and the dinner ended at about the tame time. "Now, Frank," said one of the men to the waiter at nls elbow, "what kind of game do you like best?" "Well, sun, to tell the truf. almost any kind of game suits me, but what I like bes' is an American eagle served on a silber drllar. ProlcHwIonni Cards. A B rd Census. Under the direction of Prof. S. A. Forbes 01 the University of Illinois a summer bird census of that state has been t-.ken. The method was to enumerate the birds seen on a strip 150 feet broad and 428 miles long, run ning across the state from north to south. This strip covers an area of 12 square miles Tbe count showed 7.740 birds of 80 species. On this basis the total summer bird popula tion of Illinois was calculated at 20. 700.000. of which 5.500.000 are English sparrows. The meadow-lark Is the next most numerous. The English sparrows were found to decrease In number from norfj to south. On the contrary, the native birds Increased. Whips from a Tree. In the Island of Jamaica there grows a tree with tbe botanic name of the Daphre lagetto. from the branches of which native workmen make peculiarly strong and excellent whips. These whips have the handle and lash all In one piece. The handle consists of a part of tbe stem retain ing the bark. For the lash the stem U deprived of bark and then split Into strips, which are woven together In a flexible cord six or seven feet long. The proper taper Is afforded by detaching more and more of the strips as the end of the lash Is ap proached. A Doctor's Messenjer. In the north ot Scotland there is a doctor who has to drive many mile to vlait some of bis patients. He takes with him several carrier-pigeons and send tbem back to bl office with a message ask'.nfc for the prescrip tions that need to be made up and sent at once. Then these reach the sick persun very soon. If any of these patients living .'ar off are so 111 that they may neec" to have the doctor come again to see them, be leaves pigeons with them which can be sent to him vlth a line asking him to come. Tre "Varilla Bear." The vanilla bean U the fruit of a vine belonging to tht orchid lastly, originally found in Mexico, but now cultivated In South America. Java, and other tropical regions. 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