THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOA1SBIR& if For the Last Time "Don't go to-night, Dick. Stay home with Kiddy nnd me." A Blonder, pale-fared girl wns speaking. Sho wns about twenty-six years of age, and undoubtedly she was pretty, but want had set its mark on ber, so that her hollow cheeks added several years to her appearance and, at the Banie time detracted from her good looks. Her eyes were deep blue, and now, as she gazed on her hus band, they were very wistful. "I muBt go to tha club to-night, Ethel," the man replied. "I'm almost sure to hear of a Job to-night." Richard Carrlngton hnd been a member of the unemployed for nenrly nine months. Perhaps it wns largely due to himself; he was too nnxious to find an appointment just cut out for him. He was good looking, ot least, many people said bo, but on close Inspection, a certain weakness was apparent in his face. He was an excellent boon companion, ready to bo hail fellow well met with anyone, ever ready to dip his hand in his pocket (when there was money there) to help a friend, but Just as ready to yield to temptation that a Kronger character would have kept clear of. He had one child, a boy, common "Jr known as Kiddy, and he was wrap ped up heart and soul in the young jter. Ho was as fond of his wife aa 1 was in his somewhat shallow nature ' be, but her pood advice, which would have steered him clear of many cks, had little or r.o effect on him. Now their finances were at their '.sst ebb. Both husband and wife aow that in a day or two the where withal to live would bo missing, and et Dick Carrlngton must go to his ,iub. "Don't go to-night, old boy. Stay with me," Ethel Carrlngton pleaded. "I must go to-night, Ethel, but It shall be for the last time." The girl sighed. How often she had Ueard those words, "for the last dme." Carrlngton tried to look In jured. "I might hear of something to tight." be Bald. "It would be silly to alas It Look here, it's eight o'clock jOW. Ill be back by nine." Ethel was client; she knew she was Towerless to prevent bis going. He jssed her there was rarely any lack 4 affection between them when he IMS sober end presently the door jammed. The girl's eyes filled with tears. . 9m mounted heavily up the rtalrs and at bjr Kiddy's cot. The youngster Jept the deep sleep of Innocent baby ood. No care or troub'j had any ef jct on him, except his childish all lents. If his fathc;- and mother went angry, he w&3 always looked after ad well fed. "My darling little Kiddy!" whisper i the mother, gazing with mingled .ipture and pain at the soft face and ay clenched fists. Meanwhile, Dick Carrlngton wa3 ughlng and Joking with his com nlons at the Welcome Club. All .re had fallen from his shoulders, r was there not a full glass before n and laughter going on around m? Then, curiously enough, the last Ing that he expected happened. Ho is fond of talking of looking for "rk at the club, but he never antlci .tod finding It. Now a man entered room, a man to whom the sur undlngs and company were neither jiiliar nor congenial. He Bingled X Carrlngton. "Ah! I thought I should find you ve." he said. "I want to have a few rds with you." oomewhat regretfully, DlcVleft the cle of his friends and joined tho wconier. The upshot of the con rsation was that Dick was offered 1 he acepted an appointment IIo s to commence work on the fol ding morning. It was characteristic of him that his 3t thought was to hasten home and 1 Ethel of his good fortune. With 's idea in view, he acquainted hia ands with what had happened, and cn said good-night. "Surely you're not going without ; Inking luck to your new Job?" cried ; man. 'Well, just one, then," said Dick, ting down again. The "Just one" was but the forerun . of many others, and not until tho bile house cloRed did Dick try to i home. "Richard is himself again," he quot ' in a thick voice, tossing a final - Iskey and soda down his throat. Ie made his way unsteadily homo 1 tumbled into the living room, in he collapsed into a chair, and id to review what had happened, new Idea suddenly glimmered in fuddled face. 'Wouldn't do for wife to Bee me," .; muttered. "Mus' keep her in i W ie felt his way to the bedroom .. , turned the key in the lock. Then t k staggered back to the llvlne-room. S'airl' now, Richard," he hlccougU t jrazely, addressing his reflection In mirror. "Know you'd find Job, n i you, mcbard?" Ie staggered back against the ta , and with a sweep of his arm, up. a lighted oil lamp. A moment hit a pale blue Dame ran over the ta cloth, the man collapsed into a nr, and gazed la surprised annoy at the flame. Kiaicuious!" be muttered. "Silly m . w".cs frn 'hey? Jf hi nice big names, bin alri'. Richard do'n like ll'l blue flames." He felt aggrieved, and, to show his annoyance, he closed his eyes, so as not to see the Bheet of blue flame that was rapidly growing larger and lick ing up everything in its path. Carrington's head nodded, and a few seconds later he fell into a drunk en Btupor. He was awakened by two causes; one was a loud thundering noise, tho other was a feeling of suf focation. In a dazed manner he stared around to find the room filled with dense smoke tinged with a warm red glow. On all Bides the crackling of burning timber was apparent nnd every uw and then the thud of falling plaster was heard. He was sober now. He realized that he had done this. He was respon sible for the Arehe and the drink within him. He Jumped to his feet, his eyes smarting, his breath coming with difficulty, because, of the smoke. He dimly heard people shouting nnd thundering at the door, but he gave no heed to this; he was thinking of Ethel and Kiddy. A great wave of smoke came out to meet him ns'he threw the door open. He felt his way through it to the bed, shouting "Ethell" at the top of his voice. His scorched and bleeding hands grasped at the smouldering sheets, but there was no life beneath them. Like a madman he began to feel about the room, thrusting his hands before him through the flame and smoke until suddenly he felt something Boft on the floor. It was Ethel and beneath her was Kiddy. He called passionately to her, but she made no reply. Then, with a sudden fierce strength, he gathered the girl and the baby In his arms and plunged through the fiery smoke to the doorway. Down the trembling stairs he went, his clothes on fire, his hair burning, his skin black and scorched. Burning wood and masses of plaster fell about him, but on he strode, until a sudden blast of Cool air met him as the street door was burst open by the firemen. Then all seemed to go black before him. Great arras seemed to seize him and hurl him through space. On, on he flew, until suddenly he began to fall, down down "I think he'll do now," said a man's voice. Dick's eyes opened, and he gazed vacantly around, to see whitewashed walls, a nurse, a white coated doctor, and Ethel and the Kiddy. "Only three minutes, Mrs. Carrlng ton," said the doctor. Then the girl knelt by the bedside and Dick felt her cool, soft hands smooth his shorn .hair. Her soft face was pressed to his. "Dick, my love, my hero," she whispered. "Alive?" he murmured weakly. "Yes, my dear, and loving you more than ever. Oh, Dick, I was so afraid you were going! But all's well now, Dick; you're getting better. See, here's Kiddy; he wants his daddy." The man felt the chubby hands of the boy straying over his face, heard the childish crooning, and then a scalding tear fell on to his cheek. "No, no, Mrs. Carrlngton; that won't do!" said the doctor. "You must leave my patient now." Ethel bent over her husband and kissed him passionately, and, with Kiddy In her arms, went from the ward. So it was only a dream they were not dead. From his heart tho man offered a silent prayer of thanksgiv ing. Then suddenly he shuddered. She had called him ber hero. A grand hero he had been almost a murderer. His teeth gritted together. Hero she had called him, and he meant to earn the title. And he did, though his prowess was humble enough. Yet it brought life and living to Ethel and tho Kiddy it made a weak man strong, and if it was not the V. C. bravery, It was, at any rate a bravery that was as noble. Sure enough that visit to the Wel come Club was the last Dick Carrlng ton paid." The appointment that had been offered him was still vacant, but the man who offered it made the pro viso that Carrington must become an abstainer a proviso that was accept ed and faithfully adhered to. E. New ton Bungey, In Pearson's Weekly. An Open Congratulation. W. S. Gilbert does not retain all of his humor for use in his librettos. In tho early days of his success, when Gilbert and Sullivan were con. Bidc-red by managers as the "sure win ners" in the comic-opera field, a young woman who was a member of one of the "Pinafore" comnanies wrotn tn Gilbert telling him of her approaching marriage witn a young man of good position and family. Cllbert congratulated the 'young woman, and expressed the hope that her future might be prosperous and happy. Only a little more than a month passed and another letter from the same girl reached him, in which she stated that her engagement with the young man had been broken, and that she had accepted another suitor. He replied that he had every con fidence in her Judgment, and again expressed his hearty wishes for her welfare. It was almost two months after that Gilbert received a third leer from tue same girl, who informed him that young Lord had proposed and tnat she had accepted him, after breaking her engagement with No. 2. Gilbert's humor could no longer withstand the temptation, and he wrote, "I desire to congratulate you on your approaching marriage with" Here he placed an asterisk. ni in footnote added. "Here Insert the name gMappyjman,,tr-TJt-pt PREMONITION LED TO BOY'SDEATHBED Elderly Woman Did Not Even Know that Her Grandson Had Been Taken 111 A CASE OF WEIRD TELEPATHY Mrs. Loulie Thies, Sixty-four Years Old, Tells Her Own Story About the Remarkable Mental Inspiration Her-Journey to See Dying Lad. Nashville, 111. An Intuition which she describes as mental telepathy, took Mrs. Louise Thies, sixty-four years old, from her home In St Loula to the bedside of her dying grandson, Henry Hollmnn, at Cordes Station, a hamlet eight miles south of Nashville, 111. To reach his bedside Just before he died, Mrs. Thies, having missed a train at Coultervllle, walked the re maining twelve miles of her Journey nlong the railroad tracks. "I was at the house of my daugh ter, Mrs. Gus Tuhbsing. No. 4313 North Fourteenth street. In St. Louis, when this inspiration or telepathic feeling first struck mo," she said to a Post-Dispatch correspondent. "I wafl seated In one of the rooms by myself, with nothing specially occupy ing my attention, when my mind wan dered off Into a reminiscent mood. All of a sudden it transferred Itself to thoughts of my son, Heury, and fam ily. It was then that the remarkable part came. "We had received no word of my grandson's Illness, in fact, his own parents had no Idea that he was 111. Dr. S. P. Schroeder, of Nashville, who was called to treat him shortly beforo he died, stated that he was the most healthy looking child of several of the family. He was afflicted with dia betes, but It developed so rapidly that he was only seriously 111 a short time before his death. "It suddenly occurred to me that I was needed at the Hollman home. Every attempt to shake this thought proved fruitless. The idea clung to me. The inspiration clung to me. Finally it became so strong that I de cided that I must go there. I so ad vised the members of my daughter's family and on the next morning start ed on my journey. "I boarded an Illinois Central train at Union Station, which was to take me to Coultervllle, 111., where I was to change cars and board the Illinois Southern train for Cordes Station. Upon reaching Coultervllle I found the train I desired had left and there would be no other train until late at night My desire to reach the home of my son became still stronger. I decided to make the remainder of the way afoot. "I was weighed down with two va lises, weighing about fifty pounds, and these added to the burden of my Jour ney. I had been to Cordes Station several times before, and had a gen eral knowledge of where it was, but really had no conception of what twelve miles of travel over a gravel railroad bed meant." MUST GIVE WIFE 20 PER CENT. Court Figures that She Is Entitled to That Much Pin Money. Kansas City. Municipal Judge Kyle fixed the amount of "pin money" a wife should be allowed at 20 per cent, of her husband's income. Judge Kyle figured it out to an exact nicety with pencil and paper. Mrs. J. W. Jolllf had her husban i in court on a charge of disturbing her perice. The chief charge is that he didn't give her enough money. "How much do you make?" Judge Kyle asked Jolllf. "Sixty dollars a month," Jolllf re plied. The Court figured a minute and said: "Now, 1'JJ tell you what you ought to do. After the rent and the household expenses are paid you ought to give your wife $3 a week. She's entitled to that much. She takes care of the children and she never goes out of the house. I'll tell you something else. She'll save more money than you will out of that $3 a week." Jollif started to tell the Court that his wife took money, from under hia pillow while he was asleep, but the Court waved him aside. . "You may go, with the understand ing that your wife gets her 20 per cent regularly," Judge Kyle said. Wife Slept In Dog House. Chicago. Mrs. Glssela Skwarek had the time of her life after she startled Judge Honore and his court attend ants by testifying In her suit for dl vorce that her husband, John Skwa rek, had been so cruel to her that she was compelled to sleep in the dog house! And further than that, the dog had some of the characteristics ot his master, for after she had taken possession of his apartment the un gallant brute tried to oust her. The dog house was In court for ex hibit purposes. The woman won the Jury's hearts when she said that for nine years of married life her husband had never taken her out to a place of amusement or bought her even a roso. She was given a decree, and then tne Jury bought her a dozen American Beauties and invited her to take din ner with them. . They had music and an elaborate 'spread. Mrs. Skwarek's happiness ,was overpowelnj. EM! Kip AT SEA Gsllant Six Hundred Pull Out the Cook's Queue and Fight Excited Sailors on the Tsnnenfols. Brooklyn, N. Y. Capt. Lubke anl tho crew of the German freighter Tan nenfels, which docked at Bush's Stores, a few days ago, after having discharged a cargo of 600 monkeys at Boston, declared that they would nev er sign again on a vessel, which feat ured ring-tailed roarers an' filch In Its manifest It seems that while the Tannenfels wns In mid-ocean six chimpanzees mil lined and made a murderous attack on Wing Fu, the cook. "Them chlms were the biggest of their breed I ever Been," said Engi neer Newman. "There wns one In the bunch that had the build of Tom Sharkey, and he was n terror. As fnst as we put in now bars In his cage ho tore them out. Every time a chnp would go near his bunk he'd reach out an' grab him by tho hair, pullin' It out by the roots. "He pulled out Wing Fu's qucun, which got the chlnlt wore, so one day when the big chlm wr.sn't tonkin' the cook dumped a bo-vl of hot soup on him. Twns this that t.vt tho whole bunch In mutiny. The his lad got out of his cnge an' then pulled the bnr's out of his friends' cnge, whereat they all galloped up forward, plckln' up be layln' pins an' marlin spikes, an' mak ing for the cook. "Wing Fu saw 'em comin an' bolt ed with a terrible scream. Then we hnd the battle of our lives with them monks. The leader of the gang busted my wrist, and brulRcd me all over. Then when I got him cornered he dives overboard, marlin spike an' all. His suicide sort of quieted the rest of the bunch, and put an end to the mu tiny. But from then on all the mon keys hollered murder, from morning till morning. They worked In relays, makln' the dod-blamdest din that ever was heard this Bide o' panjandrum." Big Tomatoes on a City Lot. Kansas City, Kan. E. M. Wlggin manages to raise fine tomatoes on a small plot of ground in this bustling city. The picture shows Mr. Wlggin and one of his mammoth Amazon vines which Is 11 feet, 4 inches from the ground to the extreme tip. This vine was full of great toma toes and the top full ot blossoms on October 4th, 1908. A large number of tomatoes on the other side of the vine cannot be seed in the picture. Mr. Wlggin writes that some of these tomatoes measured 5 1-2 Inches in diameter and 16 inches Front Viey of "Tomato" Vine. In circumference, and many weighed from two and a half to three pounds each. They were smooth, red, and with out the hard, green core most large tomatoes usually have. No special cultivation was given Jhe vines ex cept to make the ground very rich. Some of the shoots were pinched offln the early growth of the plants. The way Wigln explains his process of giant-tomato culture follows: About tho middle of April he plants the seed In holes IS inches or two feet deep. As the plant grows he tamps earth mixed with stuble refuse about the stalk until the hole Is completely filled. The tomato, Wiggln explains, is the product of South America, where It grows to the height of 20 feet In the damp and warm morasses along the Amazon River. To accomplish tho best results, then, it would seem nec essary to have the temperature about the plant evenly warm and moist. Tho decaying manure furnishes the uni form warmth and holds the moisture. "Any one can grow enormous toma toes," says Wiggln, "if he will take up the work and then try to Imitate the conditions the book says were en joyed by the original plant. That was the way I did, and these are the re sults." LOST BET ON HIS WIFE. Richards Wagered She Wouldn't Meet Another Man She Did. St. Louis, Mo. John B. Richards laid a wager with a friend that hia wife would not make an engagement with the friend. The stake was a new hat He lost the hat Now he's afraid he will lose the wife. A divorce suit has been brought against him by his wife in which she accuses him of having a man call her up and represent himself to be a friend of her brothers and ask her to meet him In East St. Louis in regard to railroad transportation. Mtb. Richards says she kept the nppolntment, and while phe was talk ing to the man her husband appeared nnd accused her of ."making dates" with other men. Richards admits it was a put up Job and says he's sorry, because he lost the h&t. Notes and Of Interest to Women Readers MARY GARDEN'S OPINIONS. The New York Man Is a Golden Calf Whom Woman 8klns. Tho New York man Is a golden calf; the New York woman well, she does not fall down nnd worship him sho merely Bklns him," quoth Miss Mary Garden. Miss G.irden, prima donna, has dis coursed many a time and oft on "Sa lome" and others. But opera Is over now. And bo the other night it was Just MIbs Garden, woman o' the world, who for one hour talked wisely, mer rily and with most exceeding frank ness of New York and all they that dwell therein. "I can say what I want to now," sho laughed, "for I'm going nwpy so soon and everybody will have forgotten by the time I come back!" Forthwith Bhe proceeded to hand out a swift succession of blows and bou quets nnd the very first remark was both. "What do you think of the New York man?" hnppcned to be query number ono. Mary Garden. Why, you see, the New York wom an has Impressed me so very much more!" was the unflattering er, most complimentary er, take-lt-as-you-plcnse reply. But they were truly flowers of en thuslasm that followed at first . Here are a few eplgramatlc opinions dictated by the great opera singer: "The New York woman doesn't fall down and worship this golden calf slfe merely skins him." "There Is lets Individual liberty here than in any place In civilized Eu rope." "The best dressed man In the world Is the English gentleman." "The New York man Is not a bore, but he has not the little graces the lingerie of life." "The Latin gentlemen make love perfectly but they don't make money." Thinks We Work Too Hard. Lady Headfort during her Ameii can tour, said in New York that she approved of international marriages. "They correct us," she explained, "pur Englishmen work too little, your American men work too hard, and the International marriage tends to bring cbout a happy mean. "I have an English friend who at tended the funeral of one of your hard est workers, a multi-millionaire. "My friend's wife said rather bit terly to him at the funeral: " 'How you have missed your op portunities, my love. Place yourself beside Mr. Ritch there. You are both of'the same age. You both began life together. Yet you are a poor man, while he died a multl-milllonalre.' "'Yes,' said the English husband. 'There Rltch lies, dead of nervous prostration, without one single penny in his pocket, and here I stand, halo and hearty, with a wallet in my coat containing quite a hundred dollars."' Woes of a Wife. V i , Wiley I wonder why the grass doesn't come up. , Hubby I'm sure I can't telL You don't suppose you planted the seeds upside down, do you? Big Salaries for Women. In six of the largest Boston depart ment stores there are now thirty-seven women occupying responsible exe cutive positions as buyers, floor man ngers, heads of workrooms, and heads of clerical departments, at salaries ranging from $780 to $6,500 a year. It Is also pointed out that these success ful women rose from the ranks and tPat n emulation pf them implies a start behind the coufttr at perneps six dollar a week. .7 K (A t V Vi IU 3 ill V KING EDWARD'S RACEHORSES. Only Two Have Been Wlnnerj u Great English Turf EvunU. Probably no owner ever had .,,., n persistent run of 'ad lu k a i '' Majesty, King Edward, during (','.! early years of his racing cA ir. a, his first modest appearance on a r i, ,. course, thlrty-evcn years at;.), t ifl bon-e Champion hud the nilerortu'n'i. to fall cany In the race, and althoi'ah he ninde c game effort to recover ii r. round ho could only llnlth second Six years later at hia seco-id pear.mco-at the Newmarket Jn'y meeting, his horse Alep was badly beaten by Lord Strathnairn's Avowal and it wns not until 1S80 tlmt I.ro;). (i.s II., ridden by Cnpt Wontwor'tii Ilope-.lohnnstonp, scored his iii-hl vir tory in tho Aldcrahot cup. Six yenrs more elapsed, milking i. tern years in nil from his racing ! but, before tho royal colors were ca rted to victory for the first tli.m h flat racing, when, emld a seen i great enthusiasm. Counterpane, ,IJ den by Archer, won a maldeu plate a-Kandown. Wh.-fc In a Title? Judge Gray, of Delaware, wag talk ing recently about the fondness of American girls for KnglLli titles. ., spenklng of how empty and n)eaiii:;K less such foreign titles usually wen:, he Illustrated it with tho following; "Titles ara Just as meaningless !a the United States. Take my own title tho title of Judg for Instance. I was traveling In tho country a slin.i lime ngo, nnd, at the table of the lio tel where I was stopping, there was a man whom ever;- one present address cd as 'Judge.' "When this Judge got up and went sway, I said to the man Bitting next, him at the table, 'Is the gentleman who Juat left a United States Judg or a local judge?' "'He Is a local Judge, sir,' was the reply. 'He wai a Judge at a horse race last week.' "Titles at hon. i and abroad amount to about the same thing. Nothing counts but the man." Liquid Helium. In his recent experiments with the liquefaction of helium, Professor Onnes .erformed a labor of the most exhausting description. "Not only," we are told, "was the whole apparatus, with Its subsidiary arangements, test ed to Its utmost capacity, but the phy sical energies of the professor and his assistants were well-nigh exhausted by the prolonged struggle." This Is likely to give to most readers an en tirely novel Idea of the labors of the laboratory. When the absolute zero Is approached the obstacles that have to be overcome In order to lower the temperature a few degrees are Im mense. The boiling-point of liquid helium Is four and one-half degrees Centigrade above absolute zero. By great effort the temperature was re duced to three degrees, but without affecting the mobility of the liquid. Facts About the Jews. The number of Jews In the entire world Is approximately 12,000,000 scattered among all the nations of Un earth. Of this number, about 2,000,000 an; In America ha;f of these in New .ork; 190,000 in Chicago; 100,000 in Philadelphia; 80.000 In Boston; 60,000 in St Louis, and the rest distributed chiefly In other large cities. In an area of a single square mile In New York Is a popul tlon of more than 400,000 Jewish men, women and chil dren. The Jews almost control the wealth of the world. In. Germany, nearly one half of the rich people are Jews. Six sevenths of all the bankers of Prus sia are Jews, wclle only one In 586 is a day laborer. A Cement Grindstone. A grindstone made fro:n one-half best Portland cement and one-haK silica sand may be use! In grinding glass to take tho place of tho wheel caster. The materials must be thor-o-.ighly mixed and evenly tamped. The advantage of this stone is that whPJ properly made there will be no hard and soft spots, and it will grind glass without scratching. The cost is about ten per cent, of that of the common grindstone. The Onward Manufac turing Company, of Menasha, Wis., to whom we are Irdebted for this infor mation, has been using cement grind stones successfully for a year. It Does Not Pal. "Quarrel not Ht all. No man who resolves to ma the most of hlmsell can spare time for personal conten tion. Still less can he afford to take all the consequences. Including the vitiating of his temper and the loss of self-control. Yield larger thlus to which you can show no more than equal right, and yield lesser ones though clearly your own. Better give your path to a do;; than be bitten by him In contesting for the right Even killing the dor would not cure tbu bite." To Bar Christmas Solicitors. Boston. The Salvation Army las sies and Volunteers of America "San ta Clauses" cannot hereafter solicit funds on the street for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners for the poor, according to Police Commissioner Stephen O'Meara, tils report say the custom has grown to such an ex tent that annually more than fifty dif ferent organizations seek the privi lege of soliciting aid. Mistake Maae by Many. ,"De smart nuu," said Uncle Ebeo. " likely to git along fus' rate until he stahts In flggerln' 'roun' an' tryh' ti make bis brtlns ;ake de place or his conscience.''