THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURQ, iA. IOWA RUBES PLAY j UHHTRICKONHENS, i Farmers Make Them Lay Eggs Day and Night-How?- Just Read and Learn j C'JT THE HENFRUIT IS SMALLER Jersey Hen In Missouri Would Lay a Different Sort of n Egg, an Ex tort Testifies In Court What Cause the Difference. Newark, N. J. That a New Jersey lit n would lay a different shaped egg if it was taken to Mipsourl was an as sertion made In an unusual suit heard before Judge Heisley and a Jury in the Circuit Court at Newark. Paul Mandevllle of Chicago brought suit against the Arm of H. Koch & Co. of Newark to recover $332, the value of a carload of Missouri eggs consigned to that firm. The verdict was given in favor of the defendant after a deliberation of two hours. The defence was that Iowa eggs had been ordered instead of the Missouri pro duct. Testimony was given by experts as to the age of eggs and in Just what State they originated. It was de clared by John V. Bain for the de fence that he handled eg.? for years, that he was able to ascertain the thickness of a shell and at a glance to tell correctly the number of spo's on an egg. He said the eggs Mande vllle shipped were laid in April and kept in cold storage until December. More than three dozen in each case were "live eggs." Egg experts don't say that eggs contained chickens. 3aln testified that not more than two and a half dozen should be live in April shipments of Missouri eggs. When asked how he could tell a Missouri egg from an Iowa one an ex pert said the Missouri eggs were big and brown and the Iowa variety a pe culiar white and of an odd shape not discernible to the ordinary mortal. "Can you tell an egg from central Missouri?" "Yes, It is very dark brown." "What kind of an egg comes from southern Missouri?" "Slightly larger, spotted and lighter in color." Iowa eggs were smaller Chan the hen product of Misouri, " Ich Koch received. 'Why are the eggs from Iowa small- "V,'ell, you see, in that part of v.," the witness explained, "the : -r.iera have a scheme whereby hens i-.e made to lay two eggs a day. They lool the hens that is, they turn on electric lights in the chicken coops about 2 o'clock in the morning. The hens think the sun Is up and get busy. After they lay the lights are turned out. Then, of course, when daylight does arrive they lay another. On this account the eggs are necessarily smaller In size." "Now, I have some hens at home," cald Judge Heisley in the course of Mandevllle's testimony "Do you mean to tell me that if I bring one of my New Jersey hens to Missouri that hen will lay a different egg to what it did here?" "Exactly," replied the witness. "The temperature, climate, the shipping of the hen would all work changes in the product both as to color and quality." MICE DELAYED A WEDDING. Chewed Hole In Editorial Trousers on Way from Chicago Tailor. Sioux City. Iowa. Naughty behav . lor on the part of express office mice .made the marital plans of Albeit S f n i Vi mlitni. v V. A . . II- I . ) go awry. He was to be married her. ...in Tlaa Tannla XT Tia n T When he examined his weddins sr.lt j which had Just come from Chicago bv : express, he found the mice had eate Jbig noles Just where his knees would 'have needed covering. The editor was frantic and bo was his bride. tne weaaing was delayed one da) j while a 8Ioux City tailor got very busy -,10 remedy tne deficiency. , 'ho Declined the Post of Ambassa dor to Great Britain. ...1 1 3 Palnetvl hi. Eighteen ye.l'J ftg4 Arthur It. Brfty, tt Bodth St; Street, had an operation performed fcpon his nose. A saw used was brok fin off and was auDDosed.to have beaTi loBt. The oihefdBy wtyle) TJjpty whav flowing his nose " the ' Srokdn bit-of" Ji;iw was coughed or blown out. It bttn secreted iu his head all these years. I CHA8. W. ELIOT. APPARATUS JOJiHOW SEX Experiments With Saxophone Sce.-n t: Bear Out the Claims of Its Inventor. London. How to determine sex bo fore birth has long puzzled scientists especially the Bex of a bird whilo still In the egg. An Englishman has Invented an apparatus which, it is said, will do this. Ho calls the ap paratus the sexophone, and declares that with Its aid he can determine the sex of any living creature. Recently somo experiments were tried with the sexophone at the home of W. T. Stead, the well-known pub licist. The Inventor had stated In describing the apparatus that if it were held over a male the pendulum would gyrate in circles that grow wid er and wider, while if it were held over a female the pendulum would swing backward and forward. The sexophone was shown to be a pendulum of copper wire and a piece of highly magnetized steel, ending in a pith ball. It was held above the subject by means of a wooden handle with a copper core. Various tests were made fit Mr. Stead's house not only with human beings, but with eggs, a rabbit, a hedgehog, a guinea pig, and a pigeon, and in every case the Instrument re sponded according to the sex of the subject as the inventor said It would. Besides Mr. Stead, among those who watched the proceedings were Major Gen. Sir Alfred Turner. The former expressed himself much interested and said that he Intended to go furth er Into the subject. ELIZABETH GURLEY FLIKN, SOCIALIST JOAN OF f.RC" urn Three years ago Elizabeth Gurley Flynn, a girl then fifteen years old, was heralded In New York as "a new Joan of Arc." She made impassioned peechee from public platforms In the Interest of socialism. Afterward she poke In other cities. Although a radical and fiery speaker, she was per sonally quiet, modest and simple In her e very-day life. Last January she married, though he still holds her maiden name, and for a year she and her miner husband, John Archibald Jones, have been in Chicago doing propaganda work there for the Industrial Workers of the World. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FEW BLACK HAND H Pniminrinup piimiiu Q uuniiuiiuna or.urvN New Vork City. The Black Hand's record of murder and extortion during the past four teen months, as known to the police of New York City and adjacent towns, is little leas than amazing. From Bingham's annual re port, Jan. 1, 1909: Black Hand Cases. Cases reported 421 Arrests 215 Convictions 36 Discharges 156 Cases Pending , . 22 Years of sentences, 54 years, 2 months 5 days. From Bingham's annual re port, Jan. 1, 1909: Bomb Explosions. Cases reported 44 Arrests 70 Convictions 9 Discharges 58 Cases Pending 3 Years of sentences, 6 years 6 months 10 days. :ocooooococccco THOWN INTO PYTHONS FOLDS. Man Killed by Great Snake In Mexico Through Hi Horse Shying. Coatzacoalcos, Mexico. Miguel Es- plnosa, a plantation overseer, while down In the Tuxla district inspecting some lands, met a horrible death in the embrace of a huge snake. Coming suddenly upon an immensu pytnon, wmcn tne rancner did not see, his horse stopped suddenly and threw Esplnosa over hU head. The unfortuuAte a an, who was galloping In the lead of his party, fell into the lolls of the Immense sernent and was crushed to death before Pancho Ortisr, the next man In the party, could com yHB pd shoot the snako. The python was 18 feet 7 Inches In length. WOODEN COLLAR BUTTONS. Produced ller In Enormous Num bers for Special Uses. Collar buttons are made not only of various metals but also and in great numbers of wood. Round sticks of wood aro fed inta machines which turn the buttons and cut them off automatically. Tak en from the turning machine the coIIrt button's thus made nre placed thousands of them at once, In a bar rel shaped receptacle containing Jap an varnish, in which they are rolled and tumbled until each is complete ly coated. To be dried they are placed thous ands at n time, in a similar drying apparatus In which they are rolled and tumbled again, to keep them from sticking together, until they are thoroughly Jry; and then there nre the finished buttons which have never been touched by hand. Wooden collar buttons are sold to. the trade by the great gross, but they are not counted out in such numbers, for even machine counting would take some time and cost money, so the weight of a great gross being known, discovered by actual counting and weighing, they weigh out the buttons for packing, such and such a weight of them mak ing a great gross. In this way they practically count out 1,728 buttonsat n time, that ..ui-.ber being In the trade the wooden collar button unit. These collar buttons of wood are sold to dealers in laundry supplies and to manufacturers of shirtwaists. Altogether the number used for these purposes Is enormous, amount ing to many millions annually. Wooden collar buttons are one of the minor products of factories mak ing a specialty of turned wood goods. This Ilnsy Age. "This is a busy age, sure enough," said a man who pride, himself on keeping in touch with old friends. "We get new proofs of It every day. Not only do we find that we our selves have less time to devote to this, that and the other thing, but we have it brought in upon us that everybody is pretty much in the same fix. "The other morning I had a letter from a chap whom I know pretty well. I say It was a letter it was and It wasn't, and In that contradic tion lies the point of my remark. A bit of good fortune had happened to him; he had been given a position that counted for a lot, and his home paper had printed an item about it. Wanting to tell me of his luck he had clipped the item from the Bheet pasted it on a piece of paper, and forwarded it to me with his initials scrawled across the bottom. Five years ago he would have sat down end written me. Now he usos shears and paste. Oh! It's all right; I got the infornation and that's the n.aln thing. But we're all pretty busy, aren't we?" he concluded . Dislike Curly-Haired Men. It is not generally known that there is a well-defined prejudice against curly-hatred men when it comes to choosing a Jury. When asked to explain the objection to curly-haired men, a prominent law yer said : ; "When I was Just starting life my legal mentor Inculcated that idea very forcibly into me. He said that curly-haired men almost Invariably had been the pampered darlings of their parents, and in their youth had been so accustomed to having their own way that they had grown up In the belief that everybody on earth was wrong except themselves. ' In this way the seeds of opposition were sown, and as men they made it a point to disagree with everybody and everything. If every other man on the Jury voted one way they would vote the other. They usually are as stubborn as the day Is long. Home t curly-haired man never goes on the Jury if I can prevent It." Temperance In England. A century ago drunkenness was a prevalent vice among all classes In England. So little was thought of It that William Pitt could appear in the House in a state of beastly Intox ication while Prime Minister, with out provoking any unfavorable re mark. To-day our upper and mid dle classes are as sober as any peo ple in the world. ' How has the change been brought about? Cer tainly not by acts of Parliament or compulsory restrictions of any kind upon the consumption of liquor, I suppose it is due to the progress of education and refinement, a better understanding of the polBonous ef. tects of alcohol, and the formation of a more wholesome public opinion in consequence. As a matter of fact the same Influences have been work ing with good and interesting effect in the lower strata of society . for twenty years or more past. Truth. Unrequited Genius. The world has never learned the name of the genius who conceived the Idea of spreading butter upon his bread, a combination of food elements, more palatable, more wholesome and more universally popular than any that the combined wisdom of all the professors who have ever lived have been able to de vise. The Epicure. The Ocean a Salt. It is estimated that there are in the world's ocean 7,000,000 cubic miles o. saJt, and the most astonish ing thing about it is that if all the salt could be taken out In a moment the level of the ocean would not drop one single Inch. PRAYER BROUGHT DROUGHT Holiness Preacher "Punished" Lunv ber Company That Denied Him Wages. Dokhoma, Oklahoma. Like Moses of old. calling down Judgment of the I.ord on the land of Pharoah, Hie Rev. Charles Ford, a holiness preacher,, called down a plague on rtokhotnri, in the form of a drought, and after his public prayer scarce a drop of ruin had fallen here for six months until the minister prayed for the drought to end. The remarkable prayer was made Rfter the Rev. Mr. Ford had been de nled a sum of money, which he claim ed as back wages, from the Frisco Lumber Company. During the drought business was paralyzed, and hundreds of men moved their families that were in actual want to other parts of the State. The Rev. Mr. Ford's congregation at Dokhoma is small, and, in addition to his clerical duties, the minister w orked at the mill of the Frisco Lum ber Company. Six months ago the pastor resigned his position at the mill, nnd said he did not receive all the salary that was due him. He then announced his Intention of asking the Lord to withhold the rain from this locality indefinitely. The followlug Sunday he made his prayer from the pulpit. The water supply gradually grew smaller, and the mills shut down. At the end of three months the big pond which supplied water for the Frisco Lumber Company was ns dry as tin der, and the plant was forced to shut down. When the workmen's families began to suffer the minister an nounced that he would pray for enough rain to enable the mills to resume operations for a week. In answer to his supplication, a heavy rain foil that night and con tinued throughout the next day, and the mills started up and workod Just eight days before the supply again gave out and operations ceased. In his farewell sermon, the Rev. Mr. Ford told his congregation he would pray for rain as soon as he had crossed the river into another county, and bade them prepare to return to work. He took his departure, nnd three hours after he left Bokhoma the heaviest rain in more than a year set in. For six hours, an hour for everv month of the drought, It poured in tor rents. THE LATEST. mm Here Is the New Cabriolet Hat. pOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCXXOOOO' 1 CARNEGIE'S IDEA OF FIRST STEP FORJAfORLD'S PEACE j Washington. 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