THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBUfcQ. ir.
LET THE PEOPLE RULE"
AITKAI, TO DEMOCRATS
lor Bryan and Krn Campaign Fund, from
hi Ocmocrallc National Committee.
To Oco. K- Khvell,' KJitor of the
Columbian.
Tlictc arc no secrets in this Cnin-
rmieti. Strictly practicing nhat he
preaches, Mr. IJryati will not win
victory with tainted money paying
the election excuses.
Not a dollar is to he accepted
which requires any promise, either
express or implied, other than for
lioXKST, IM PARTIAL GOV
ERN MKNT.
Mr. Kryan will enter the White
House absolutely free from entang
ling alliances, free to serve all class
es of honest citizens alike, or he
will not enter at all.
Hence the course is plain. Ti e
campaign of IJryati and Kern must
be c.nducted by the people.
The people must pay the necessa
ry campaign expenses if they want
public servants who will serve their
interests.
Special interests and favored class
es, having secured "SWOLLKN
FORTUNES" by purchasing fa
vors in the past with MILLIONS
CONTRIBUTED TO CONTROL
ELECTIONS, stand ready to Rive
MILLIONS MORE FOR CON
TINUED PAYORS. But that
class never gives a dollar unless it
buys a pledge.
Mr. Bryan says, from March 4th,
1909, "LET THE PEOPLE
RULE."
This can come only if the people
pay their own bills, and control
their own elections.
"BEWARE OP THE TRUSTS
BEARING GIFTS.' "
That policy of the favored few
buying a mortgage on the Govern
ment meant that the Candidate for
President knew a few people only
in an entire State
Bryan says, "We will take the
cause of PEOPLE'S RULE home
to the people and will kuow people
in every county."
You can serve the grand cause of
popular government.
Your paper reaches the fireside
of the patriot who loves his country
for his country's GOOD; as distin
guished from the greedy possessor
of swollen fortunes who loves his
country only for his country's
GOODS.
Abking every one who favors
Government by the people to' pay
you, at once, as many dollars as he
can spare to aid the Campaign for
BRYAN, KERN AND PEOPLE'S
RULE. You forward these gifts
of honest hearts and home every
two weeks to the Treasurer of the
Democratic National Committee,
with the name of each contributor
and amounts given. The Treasurer
will fotward you certificate for
each one, asking you to deliver
these certificates.
Once more, you should be a part
of the Great Organization bearing
the Lamp of Light to every nook
and corner of Free America.
Our Country is for the People;
its Government must be by the
People.
Sincerely,
Norman E. Mack,
Chairman Democratic National Com.
M. C. Wktmokk.
Chairman Finance Committee.
C. N. Haskell,
Treasurer,
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Money should be sent by check,
"ran, express or money oraer.
A fine new line of Weddine in
viUtioni just received at tb is office
When woman apeaka of her
ilcnt secret nuflerinit the
trusts you. Million have he
Mowed this mark ( confi
dence on Dr. It. V. Pierce,
of ItiifTtilo, N. V. Every
where there are women who
hear witness to tho wonder
working, curing-power of Dr.
I'iercc's Favorite Prescription
which save the suffering trx
from pain, and successfully
grapples with woman's weak
!!? U
hg !:;;
1 p
nesses and ttubhorn ills,
IT MAKES WEAK WOnnN STRONO
IT HAKES SICK WOMEN WELL.
No woman's appeal wa ever misdirected or her con
fidence misplaced when she wrote for advice, to
the World's Disprnsary Mfdical Association, Dr.
K. V. Pierce, President, Buffalo, N. Y.
Dr. 'ervc'n I'lcanant Illicit Indue mild
MONKKYS FIND AX EASY MA UK
Collt-ct Prof. IlncKerty'n llnnnnns oi
Hi! TU Tliclr II nitntlve Fucultica.
HocRiim It was a very hot day and
newH -va. dull the city editor sent 1
reporter to the New York Bronx Zoo
to ne how Melvln Hnecerty. a Har-
nrd l'rofKsor, U getting along In
he monkey house, where he 1b spend
11 g the Rummer In the Interest of
'unilirldKe culture. He Is getting a
Itne or several lines, on tho lntelll-
enee of trie Intelligent monk. The
City Kdltor wnnted some too.
You don't need a guldo to point
laggerty as you survey the monkey
agPB. HagKerty had hlg cloiheg on.
strolling up to the cage the reporter
Rkcd picaHant.y:
Does It Keem sort of natural la
here?"
Although his name does not sound
as Ir be came from Harvard, there
an be no doubt tht.t Haggerty knows
ols Hack Day and that be Is bearing
well In mind that a certain other Il
lustrious alumnus is going to get $1
a word for all be says about animals.
rnerefore Mr. Haggerty is not going
to glvo gratis to the public print
what he Is finding out from his asso
ciation with, the monkeys. It 11
does feel natural for him to be with
them, he is not going to tell the re
porters, and he did not tell this one.
Hut once out of the cage, the young
man of science is quite like other
folk, and talks enthusiastically of the
-yf hot .
laze
possibilities or Just what monkeys
think of the rest of mankind.
He's been with the monkeys quite
a while now, and already he knows
more tricks than Marceline ever
dreamed of. It Is stated on good au
thority, however, that Haggerty will
not be turned from his serious pur
pose by any tempting offers he may
get rrom the stage. He Is there to
study monkey psychology to the end
that Newport may not have anything
on Harvard in the future. His able
urn tmfy
assistants are two cultured ringUtied
monkeys who are said to be honor
ary graduates ot the university. At
anjr rf teihex lt WgblJL edjicted
f ' WHAT 00 A
Honored by Women
natural bowl movtmant one day.
and extremely useful as the connect
ing links or missing links. If you
will between Haggerty and tho oth
er inhabitants of the cages.
Haggerty has started In with the
twenty rlngtallc of the Zoo. and
when he wrings out all the knowl
edge that they possess he will pas
up the scale until he reaches Haldy.
the chimpanzee. It is no secret in
the monkey house that Daldy la "lay
ing" for the Haggerty person, and
that It will takt, a full-sized Harvard
Intellect and some muscle to cope
vith the b!g fellow. It may all end
with chimpanzee literature being en
riched by a treatise from Haldy on
"What 1 Know About Man." There
are a iew other things coming Hag
gerty's way, so the keepers say, with
ominous shakes of the head.
One of the young man's methods
ot finding out how much sense the
monkeys possess Is by a trick box in
which he places food. The monk
who discovers how to open the box
is considered to be far more intelli
gent than the one who rudely demol
I7i.es the apparatus In order to get
wrat !g lmrlde. But the latter mon-
:e;- cats first .
iluggerty first lets one of his pet
monkeys open the box In I'Jl'. view of
the cage full of monkeys. There is
great excitement when the anlmat
who has had the benefit of Harvard
education pulls out a banana.. But
let It be said to the credit of higher
i duration In the bronx. that, the Zoo
monkeys bave proved themselves apt
pupt s. While they don't display the
Tttt MOMKtT-
finesse that only tho Cambridge at
mosphere gives, nevertheless they
generally get the banana, and that's
what counts here In New York.
Another apparatus used by tho
Professor Is a rope operating through
a pulley suspended from the' celling.
A banana Is attachei to tho upper
end of the rope, while the lower end
dangles Just abovo n hole in a plat
lonn resting under the apparatus.
The trick monkeys lower away on a
rope until the fruit descends within
reach.
KecenUy Harrlgon, a big muscled
monk, was led out oil his cage, after
he hao seen the trick performed a
number of times. Plainly showing
l.ick of education, Harrlgan grabbed
the rope violently and pulled tne
whole business down. The Harvard
monkeys chattered their disgust as
Harrlg: n ran off with the banana.
Prof. Haggerty is taking his Job
very seriously, and does mort of his
stunts whllo the public is not around.
Ho don't go up to the Zoo expecting
to see a free show.
It gigantic size may be Judged by
Rurled Church Treasure In England.
There must be a good deal of
treasure in the form of church plate
nt)1 so forth concealed in different
parts ot the country, as quantities ot
it wuro buried at tho time of the dis
solution of the monasteries.
There are two legends in Worces
tfTKhire regarding some silver bells,
lor Instunce, wlilch have been handed
down most persistently from one
generation to another, stneo the six
teenth century. One version of tne
story Is that the bells were burled by
the Inst Abbott of Evesham. Abbot
Utehneld. in a subterranean passage
which formerly existed between the
abbey and a house on the opposite
.ank ot tho river, while the other
story has It that a peal of silver bells
v as burled at fhe same period (the
dissolution of the monasteries) at
Abbots Morton, a village ten miles
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DR. HUMPHREYS' SPECIFICS.
Dlmllu. ullk wk TI.I la rii. Uaimn
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3. 'olio, Crying and Wakefulnw of lufuuu 85
4. Klarrlica of Children and AdulM
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T, t'ouiha. Cold., Bronohltt '-!-
H. Toolliache. t'aceacba. Neuralgia ''.
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13. Croup. Hoarae Cough, LaryngitU 33
14. Ball Hheum, KrupUona, Eryalpelaa 33
15. Uhrunio.tl.rn. or Uheumatlo Falua US
10. Feirer and Aguii, Malaria 33
IT. rile.. Blind or Uleeding, External, Internal. 3ft
IS. Ophthalmia, Weak or Inflamed Eyaa 'Jo
I 13. Catarrh, lufluenia. Cold In Bead...... 33
I SO. Whooping t ough, 8paamodla Cough SIS
31. Aallima.Opprewed, Difficult Breathing '43
3T. Kidney Dl.ra.e. OraTel, Caloull 33
SM. Nervoua Ucbllltv. Vital Weaknena l.OO
3tt. Sore Mouth, FeverBorea or Canker 33
30. Urinary Incontinence. Wetting Bed S3
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Tim; taiii.Iv in v.vvv.cr
June I 1904, oml until uithtr tlce.
Car. leave BloomforEspy.Almedia.Linf ,
Ridge, Berwick and intermediate point!
follows:
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9.00,9:40, 10:20, 11:00, 11:40.
P. M. 12:20, 1:00, 1 :40, 2.20, 3:00, 3!40,
4:20, 5:00, 5:40, 6-2o. 7:00,7 :40 ,8:20, 9!Oi
(9:40) 10:20 ( 1 1 :oo)
Leaving depart from Iictwicl one ho
from time as given above, commencing 1
6:00 a. m',
Leave Bloom for Catawissa A.M. 5:.''
6:15, t7:oo, 8:oo, 9:00, tl0:00, :
I2:oo.
I. M. 1:00, t2:c0, 1:00, 4:00, :oo, 6-co,
f7:Oo, 8:00, 9:00, 10:20, (11:00)
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Saturday night onlv.
fP. R. K- Connection.
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Superintend eat.
Bloonislmrg & Sullivan
Railroad.
Taking Effect Feb'y 1st, 1008, 12:05
NORTH WAKD.
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Bloomsbura V K 9 02 2 M (17
Paper Mill 9 14 I H S 2U
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Znnnrs (MO ra 17 67
HMUwater "48 18 7 OS
Ronton 6 8 88 7 13
Kdftona no OO rs 37 7 17
Co1p creek 10 03 8 0 7
Lanbacna nu ja 43 7 si
Urasn Mere Parle flOiO 47 7 S
Central 10 IS It) 7 41
lamlaon Cltr - 10 18 1 B 7 45
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Laubacha. f 03 ll 02 ft 48 fl II 11 88
Colea Creek-.... f 12 ll 08 4 58 7 2 12 Oi
Kdaona f 14 Hi w f 4 on n m in 1.
Benton 6 18 11 13 5 00 7OT 1285
Stillwater..-...-.. 5 23 11 21 5 08 7 88 12 46
fanera fB8S fll2917 f7 46 115
Forks ... e Si) 1139 0X1 tw iv
O. neeviiie. 6 50 11 42 til 8 00 189
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Paper M1U 7 03 11 M 6 42 8 13 151
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Bloom. D L t W. 7 20 1210 600 8.10 211
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