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THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURO. PA
mis uf it 11
The Indians Dying Off on Ac
i count of Gluttony.
ELK GALL A CONDIMENT
Time of Plenty In Tatal For
Bark to Gorge HtniHrlf with Twen
ty Pounds of Meat In One Night
l No Unusual Tiling Among the
: :i'lnn.
1 " Thomas A. Kdltton referred to
t: American Indians when he said
tl ..t people were eating themselves
to doath, he could And Twenty corrob
oration of his theory on the reserva
tions. Overeating Is c'oing more to
bring about the extinction of the
Sioux and Yankton Indians than race
ulrlde, firewater and all the diseases
which haunt the wigwam of the red
man.
The great tribe of Sioux Indians is
disappearing. The members, it is
declared, are literally eating them
selves to death on account of the
plenty about them. If corroborative
evidence was riot cattily obtained. It
would scarrtly be accepted as true
that In the course of a night of feast
ing, dancing and story telling the
average Indian will consume from
ten to fifteen pounds of meat, and if
he hat an abundance of food and
can make his own : -election cf the
parts to be eaten he v. ill swallow
without Inconvenience not less than
twenty pottn-i? cf r.'.vri In d slnt!e
night.
Car loids of 'nr.:-.:! rr.fits are
consumed by the ovi-rfH Sioux In
dians, end sor:eca:i:. - .I foo.'s l-.r.ve
become almost as sancd a c:s.i with
the rod men ?.s th fit. r(y.r y'r-w cf
old for which the Siot::: trlt;o is fam
ous. Among the srietiea of canned
goods eaten to exec:."., tin oyster
holds first place. A hungry Indian
will eat half a dozen cans and drink
the liquor.
Besides the harm done by eating
excessive amounts of fool, the fact
that It Is not properly prepared
makes It the more( injurious. There
Is no variety of style about Sioux
Indian cookery, no French methods,
no necessity for stimulating appetites
already overkeen.
A pot full of meat and water is
put on the fire by the squaw and al
?wed to heat, but there Is no defl--"9
time for the meal to cook and
"m joint in the cooking process when
" !:i done. The dinner Is ready
en ever her lord cornea In and
mts about being hungry.
If the Indian is especially hungry
he may begin on the contents of the
kettle by the time the meat Is fairly
warm. There is never any fault find
ing about the way in which the meat
Is prepared, and whether It is half
raw or done to rags, no objection Is
made by the head of the family.
The Indian knows the choicest tid
bits of every animal and how to cook
them. The hunt at this time of the
year gives the Sioux Indian the full
est enjoyment of his appetite, and
during the next three months the
average buck will devour enough
meat to satisfy four ordinary men.
Condiments are in great demand
by the Indians, and the Sioux In
diana probably consume more black
and red pepper per capita than any
other people In the United States.
Their former favorite condiment was
the gall of an elk.
The Sioux Indians are responsible
for the reputation which nearly all
tribes have of eating dog meat, but
there are few other tribes which ever
erred dog meat, even at the feast
of Important ceremonies. The Chey
ennes, Shoshones and Arapahoes,
contrary to reports, never touch dog
meat.
To remedy the gluttony of the In
dians and prevent them eating them
selves to death, the Indian Bureau
la trying to make good housekeepers
of the Indian girls. Ten times as
much wheat flour is used by the
Bloux today as fifteen years ago. It
Is said by the agents that, where
cereal and wheat flour are used by
the Indians, there Is some hope of
civilising them and curing them of
gluttony.
At the schools, among the first
things In their course, the girls are
taught to make bread. But these
lessons have not reached the wig
wam on the reservations to any
marked degree. The Indian cares
little for wheat bread anyway. Ce
reals don't Interest him.
Crocodile Worship.
It was In the very ferocity and ter
rlbleness of the crocodile that the
lLyptlans found the Inspiration for
the cult they devoted to him. They
were mightily afraid of the monster,
and therefore instituted in his hon
or, the supposedly appeasing wor
ship, as though they had satd, "Be
good enough not to eat us up and we
will build temples to you and bow
down to you as to a god." The stud
ents of early history have clearly
proved that the earliest worships of
every sort took the shape of offer!- u
Intended to appease the elementary
forces of nature, or the real er I ma
in a ry. beings of whom men were
afraid.
Special Oeeaaioaa.
It Is only when they are nominated
for office that some men ear wheth
er anybody knows which oharch they
ELECTION PROCLAMATION.
I, C. B. ENT, High Sheriff of Co
lumbia County, Commonwealth of Penn
sylvania, do hereby make known and
give notice to the tlectors of the county
aforesaid, that a general election will be
held in the said county of Columbia, on
TUESDAY. NOVEMBER 3, 1908,
(Vlntf tlie Turiulny nt'Xl following the first
Muml.iv r unlil inoti In for the purpose or elect
ing ttie Bcvcnil persons hereafter named:
Thirty-four persons for Presidential
Electors.
One person for Judge of the Superior
Court.
One person for Representative in Con
cress for the Sixteenth Congressional
Distrkt.
One person for Representative in the
Genera' Assembly of Pennsylvania,
One person for Protlionotary anil
Clerk of the Courts.
One person for Register and Record
er. One person for District Attorney,
One person for County Treasurer.
Three persons for County Commis
sioners. Three persons for County Auditors,
One person for Mine Inspector.
The qualified voter of Columbia county sre
hereby inn norlzed and required to vote by
ballot printed, written, or partly printed and
parly wilt ten, for sinbof the following named
persons as .they see at:
FOR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT.
REPUBLICAN.
For President and Vice President
TAKT AND SHERMAN
PKhSllil-NTIAI. El.KCTOKS
Mark 34
Benjamin Franklin Jones, Jr.
Morns Lewis Clothier, j
John Burt,
Howard Atico Davis,
Frederick Taylor Chandler,
Eliis A i imlicl,
(ieor.ne Jav Elliott,
E J.vurd Warner Patton,
George Christian lletzel.
Joseph deBetincville Abbott,
John Watts Baer Bailsman,
Keese Albert Phillies,
Theodore Leonard Newell,
John Isett Mathias,
Ad. 1:11 Main Miller,
William John McCnbe,
Geon.e Wallace Williams,
Daviu Jewett Waller. Jr.
William Strode Settle.
Robert Christman Neal,
Jacob Croyle Stinetnan,
Thomas Shipley,
William Frederick Reynolds,
Andrew White McCullough,
John Timothy Rogers,
Edward League Dawes,
Jerome Francis Downing,
Herman Simon,
Theopliilus Lowry Wilson,
Perry Clifford Ross,
Oscar Schulze,
Oscar Holmes Babcock,
Alexander Roland Peacock,
Homer David Williams,
DEMOCRATIC.
For President and Vice President
BRYAN AND KERN
Mark 34)
oseph P. McCullen,
Albert J. Barr,
Daniel t . Carlin.
Edward B. Seiberlich,
Aaron G. Krause,
Clarence Loeb,
iames T. Nulty,
lichael J. Howard,
ohn (. . rerron.
ohn Howard Danenhower.
Louis N. Sp mcer,
Alexander W. Dickson,
lohn T. if lannery.
Oliver Perry Bechtel,
Harry D. Schaeffer.
Charles A. McCarty.
John Franklin Stone,
onn 1. weisn.
Cyrus C. Gelwicks,
George Derr Krause,
Samuel M. Hoyer,
Henry Washers.
Hawlev Bairn.
John K. Holland,
John F. Pauley,
Howard S Marshall,
Robert X, Brown.
Howaid Mutchler,
William Lewis Neal,
Fred A. Shaw,
Henry Meyer,
Wesley S. Guffey,
Dennis J. Boyle,
Casper P. Mayer,
PROHIBITION.
For President and Vice President
CHAFIN AND W ATKINS
Presidential Electors
Mark 34
Eltsha Kent Kane,
John Duff Gill
ohn B. Heston,
ewis L. Eavenson,
Samuel k.. Felton,
Irving Woods Huckins,
Roland M. Eavenson,
Jonas K. Schultz,
Daniel G, Hendricks,
Howard Leopold,
Daniel S. Von Neida,
Win, H. Richmond,
W. B, Bertels.
William H, Malerry,
Iohn Peter Schneller,
ustus F. Warner,
araes Mansel, '
'ranklin P. Johnson,
Jeremiah S. Yaukey,
Silas C. Swallow,
John L. Edwards,
Cyrus S. Griest,
A. McAlpiu,
Lewis Cass Wick,
John O. Stoner,
Milton S. Marquis,
Isaac Monderau,
George F. Kline,
W. U. Freeman.
Edwin T. Fithian.
James P. Knox,
Knox C. Hill,
Robert S. Glass;
Thomas P. Herschberger.
SOCIALIST.
For President and Vice President
DEBS AND HANFORD
PmsiuENTiAL Electors
Mark 34
Edward J. Cook,
EdwardJ. Higgins,
George Fitch,
Robert M. Green,
R. Barclay Spicer, ,
George Nau,
John Zellhorn, ,
August Mahieu,
Martin J. Flyilk,
William C, Price,
Charles Herwegh,
George Lodge,
Charles O, Alter.
Henry Peter,
Emil Guwang,
Joseph M. Achhammer,
Percy Vi.e
Fred W. Whiteside,
Martin J. Brennen,
George Davies,
Jerome F. Buck,
esse W. Green,
Andrew Hunter,
Cornelius F. Foley,
George W. Guthrie,
Angus McRae,
Arthur J. Dennis,
Frederick G. Rother,
E. Howard Deal,
Daniel K. Young,
Julius Weber.
Thomas Thatcher,
Simon Libros,
Howard P. Hunter.
INDEPENDENCE
For President and Vice President
HISGEN AND GRAVES.
Presidknt: AL El.KCTORS
Mark 34I
John L. Barrett,
William Boitghter,
Robert G. Cathcart, Jr.
Charles B Connolly,
Joseph M. Crouch,
John P. Correll.
William F. Craig, Jr.
Edwin B. Dcpuy,
Thomas Dolan, "
Herman L. Duliring, Jr.
Theodore Eicliliorn,
Iames A. Fulton,
.tmes P. (ialTney,
esse Wiltis Galbreath,
Villintn J. Glitlith,
John L. Harding,
Samuel M. Heiligman.
George F, Hildebrand,
Edmund W. Knby,
John W. LalTerty.
William La Fontaine,
Owen E. Lnliv.
George V. McDonald.
Edward J. Maher. ,
James Frederick Martin,
Newell, II . Motsinger,
Joseph F. O'Neal,
Stanley J. Oram.
Wheeler H. Phelps.
John A. Phillips.
Robert Miles Robinson,
Silas Edgar Trout,
Samuel F. Wheeler,
William II. White,
SOCIALIST LABOR.
For President and Vice President
GILHAUS AND MUNRO
Presidential Electors
Mark 34l
Herman Spittal,
. Li. Uanlner,
j. M. Laepple,
ohn Drugmand,
W. H. Thomas.
Thos. Wielding,
Amido Mori
August Clever,
George Pearse.
Grant Hughes,
Lreorge bnyuer.
Otto Marowsky,
Chs. Rupp.
L. B. Barhydt.
. A. McConnell,
as. A. Gray, .
'. H. Grunagle,
Arthur Losey,
W. I. Marshall,
Wm. Peak,
Fred. Uhl.
Wm. Cowan,
Wm. Crum,
P. Rowan,
Wm. Staley,
Peter Auiler,
Ernest Hildebrandt,
Tames Clark,
wm. Hughes,
has. A. New,
George Staley,
John Handlors,
Geo. Ohls,
Chas. Durner.
Judge of the Superior Court.
(Mark one)
William D. Porter.
Webster Grim,
Daniel Sturgeon,
Republican
Democratic
Prohibition
Socialist
Independence
Thomas H. Kennedy,
Luther S. Kauffman,
Representative in Congress.
(Mark one)
Edmund W. Samuel Republican
John G. McHenry Democratic
J. E. Wolf, Prohibition
Representativ in the General
Assembly.
(Mark one)
C. E. Kreischer Republican
V. T. Creasy Democratic
W. W. Skerry Prohibition
Prothonotarv and Clerk of the
Courts.
(Mark one)
Clarence M. Yocum, Republican
Freeze Quick, Democratic
Edward A Doty. Prohibition
Register and Recorder.
(Mark one)
John A. Fortner, Republican
Frank W. Miller, Democratic
Edward Buck, Prohibition
County Treasurku.
(Mark one)
Jacob L. Wolverton. Republican
John Mourey, Democratic
M. P. Lu. Prohibition
County Auditors.
(Mark two)
W, W. Shannon, Republican
Harry B, Creasy,
C. L. Hirleman,
F. B. Hartman.
Prohibition
District Attorney.
(Mark one)
Lewis C. Mensch, Republican
Christian A. Small, Democratic
C. A. Small, Prohibition
. County Commissoneri.
(Mark two)
C. Fred. Lenhart, . Republican
Elibha Ringrose, Republican
Jerry A. Hess, Democratic
Democratic
Mine Inspector.
(Mark one)
James A. O'Dotinell, Democratic
I also hereby make known anil irlvo nolle
Hint the plm-es of holding Mm aforeaitld election
In the several wiinln, bnmiiifhs. districts and
townships wii 111 11 the county c! Columbia are
aa follows, vl.
Heaver township, at the public house of
John Kit Inn.
Hentnn Mnroutfli, at the Town Hall In tho
BorotiKh of ncnton.
Ilemoii township, at the grist mill of Edwards
Bros.
Uerwtok, N. B., at the Defender Flip tympa
ny Hall onHtu street In the Horoiiglt of Berwick.
Berwick, S. E., on Front street be
tween Pine and Chestnut streets at
Rangers Hose Co. building, in the Bor
ough of Berwick.
Berwick. N. '.. at. the band room of Harry
(Jriizler, on the panierly side of the alley be
tween Third and Jackson streo s, In the Hot
outfit of Berwick.
Berwick, S. W , on Mulberry street,
south of Front street at Reliance Fire
Co. building, in the Borough of Berwick.
Itlonm, lit'l'recluct, at the t'ourt House, In
Bloomsburff.
Bloom, 'Jnd Precinct, at tho store building
nort heusl corner West and Fifth Mtjt., Blooms
bum. Hlootn, Srd I'reclnct, at the Town Hall, In
ainomsburir.
Bloom, 4 b Precinct, at. the Hescue Hose
House. Knst Fifth street, BlooiushurK.
BrinrvietK Kaslal lhe Jessup HHeot school
house
Bilarcreek West at tbn Marts school house.
Briurcreck South, at the school house
in the village of Briarcreek.
alawHs BomtiKh. in 7town Hull, 7'hlrd
Street, iitmee Main.
ratawista lowusnip, in the public Uotise of J.
W. Adniiis.
reiiiiHlu, 1st, Ward, nt the public hoaseof
ThniiitiH Mudilon, In I'ent ralla.
cut nillii, itiid Ward, at the public house of
Anthony T Conny,in t'entrnllii.
1 Hiiirc township iiiirth, ul. i ne public school
house, near Lafayette t'rensy's.
Centre tnwusliip south, at 1. O. 8. of A. Hall,
I.I me Klilire.
v li'Veliind Twp.,n Centre school bouse.
Conynghani. East North district, at
tin-house of Mrs. John Purscll.
t'onj ni;luitn, west norib, at the publlo house
of Daniel lloucu, Mouttiiu.
Conynghani, S. E. district, at the pub
lic house of Thomas Mohan.
t'onynKha'n, Southwest, at. I h public house
Of elms. II. llorbaeha In Locust dale.
('oiivnKhiun.vU'Nt Dlstilel, No. 1, lit Slldvalley
school house.
ConyncliHtn, west district, No. 8, at the public
school house In suld district.
If. FishliiKcreetT, ul Hie house of .John Won
ner, u Hendert.owu.
W . Flhlnwrerk, at thn Savaife school house.
Krauklln t u whshl i, ut the Lawrence school
bouse.
Greenwood. East, at the house of
Henry S. Thomas, in Rohrslnirg.
Greenwood, West., at the shop of Samuel
Miller, In Hreenwnod.
Hemlock North nt. Me barber shop of 11.
W. llaiiinan. In the town of Buckhorn.
Hemlock. South, at the storehouse of
Mrs. G. B. Hosier in the village of Fern
ville. Jackson townshln. at tho house of Elvira
Hlrletnan, In Jackson.
Locust township south, at the Dubllc house of
YuaKcr & Son, In Numldlu.
Locust, township north, at Yeatrer s Hotel, in
the vlllago of Hoarlntfcreek.
Madison township, at the public house
of A. M. Harvey, in Jerseytown.
Alain townslup, at the public house ot
William Fenstermacher, in Mainville,
Mifflin township, at the public house
of Clvtner M. Creasy, in Miftlinville.
Mlllvllle Borough, at the public bouse ot Mrs.
Heller, in Mlllvllle.
Montnut township, at the publlo house of
R. B Litshaw, at Kupert.
Mr. Pleasant townsUID. at the election bouse
of Hobert n. Howell.
Oraneevllle Boro , at the nubile bouse of
Hliam Shaffer, In Orangevllle.
uranee township, at the Bowman tfrisimuk
In said township.
in. nne, at ine nouse or wiiuam u. Lyons,
s. Pine, at the bou"e of Elijah Shoemaker.
Konrlntrcreek township, at the house of Al
bert Lelbv.
Scott, East, at Odd Fellows Hall, In Espy,
scott.. West, at the P. O. B. ot A. Bulldlnir. In
Llghtstreet.
si,l 1 water, nt the store house of A. B. Mc
Ilenry, In said borouga.
North suitarloaf, at the publlo house ot Jacob
HI cen, In (J. tit ml.
sout b suirurioaf. at tbe oia school bouse, at
Colo's c'rk.
west Berwick. 1st ward at tbe Town Hall In
said borough.
West Berwick, Snd ward, at Button's Livery
Stable In satd borough.
Polls shall be opened at seven o'clock a.m.,
and shall continue open, wit bout Interruption
or adjournment, until seven o'clock p. m.,wbun
the polls will be closed.
NOTICE IS HEREBY QIVEN
That, every nerson. excepting Justices of the
Peace and Aldermen. Notaries Public and Der.
sons In the inllltla service of the stale, who
sbull bold, or shall within two months bave
held, any onice orappolntmentof pront.or trust,
under the I'ntu-d states, or of this state and
city, or corporued district, whether a commis
sioned otlleer, orotberwisp,asubordlnatetnicer
or agent , who is, or shall be employed under t he
Legislative, Executive or Judiciary Department
of this state, or of any city, or of an) Incorpor
ated district, and also, that every member of
Congress, and of the State Legislature, and of
the select or Common Council of any city, or
commissioners of any Incorporated district,
n oy iuw incapaDieor noiuing, or exercising
at the same time, the olTlce or appointment of
Judge, Inspector, or Clerk, ot any election of
this Commonwealth, and that no Inspector,
Judge, or other officer of such election shall be
eligible to any onice to be then voted for, ex
oept that of election onicers.
The Inspectors and Judge ot tbe election
shall meet at the respective places appointed
iur uuluiuk luo tumTiiuu, in meuistn 'i townicn
they respectively belong, before seven o'clock
In the morning, and each ot those Inspectors
shall appoint one clerk, who shall be a quali
fied voter of sucb district.
C. B. ENT. Sheriff.
Sheriff's office, Bloomsburg, Pa.,
;uetoier i2tn, 190s.
An Island of M tissue res.
Haytl, the West Indian Inland, has
been the scene of more massacres
than any other place on earth.
They began with the coin
ins; of ColumbuM and the rab
ble rout that followed him.
In a few years Its 3,000,000 ot
gentle, brown-skinned Inhabitants
had perished utterly, exterminated
by fire and sword and by forced lab
or In tbe mines Nest the buccaneer
seized tbe unhappy Island and
wreaked vengeance on the Span
lards. Presently came the French,
and for a brief space there was some
semblance of peace.. But in 1793
the negroes revolted and murdered
practically ail the whites. On ac
count of these atrocities, frightful
reprisals took place when France, In
due eourse, reconquered the Island.
But the negroes bided their time,
and presently rose again under a ruf
fian named Dessellmes. This time
they did the thing thoroughly. Not
only were all the Europeans put to
death, but all bavin any admixture
f white Wood, la their veins, suffer
ed a like fate. In all It Is com
puted that 5,000,000 men, women
and children have met with violent
deaths on this island of massacres
slnoe the Intruding white man first
set foot oa Its palm-fringed strand.
Pearson's Weekly.
Charles L. Pohe,
The Kind Ton Have Always
in use for over 30 yearn,
and has been made under his per
J7-, sonal supervision sinco Its Infancy.
fMcUAi, Allow no one to deceive vou in thin.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-pood" are but
Experiments that trifle with and endanger tho health of
Infants and Children Experience against Experiment
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys 'Worms
and allays Fcverislincss. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Dowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYS
JO
Sears the
The KM You Have Always Bought
In Use For Over 30 Years.
VMS OtNMUII eOMMNV, Tf MUHSAV STR (T. ft(W VOHH eiTV.
KNEW WHEN KE WAS HAPPY.
The soul of an editor who had
died rf starvation was being con
ducted to the Klysian fields. As
they passed the portals of the in
fernal regions, he asked his guide
if he might not go in and look a
round. The guide consented, but
warned him to stay but a few
minutes, as he could not wait long.
A long time passed, and the
editor had not returned; so the
guiding angel went in search of
him. He found him before a cage
in which a number of doomed
wretches were being toasted on
red-hot griddles. Over the cage was
the sign "Delinquent Subscribers."
"Come," said the guide; "we must
be going."
"Don't wait for me," replied the
editor. "I'm not coming. This is
Heaven enough for me!"
November Lippincotfs.
A Great Novel In the November Lip
pincott's.
It is doubtful if the development
of any of our younger writers has
been watched with keener interest,
or by a greater number of people,
than has that of Will Levington
Comfort during the pist few years.
Mr. Comfort is no literary miniature-painter,
but gets his effects
with bold strokes. Yet while some
of his passages are almost brutal in
their strength, their intensity, and
their vividness, he can, when he
deems it desirable, depict tender
ness and love with wonderful deli
cacy and depth of feeling. Many
who know him, and many more
who know him only by his work,
have prophesied great things for
him, and they will surely be deeply
interested in his latest novel. "Th
Viper," which is published com
plete in tne .November l.tppineotfs.
He has chosen for his theme the
struecle of two countrv vouths
who come to a city of the Middle
West, to bulla up their fortunes.
Bosom friends at the start, they
soon separate, owing to marked
differences in character and teuiper
ment. Both love the same girl,
an this foundation the author has
builded a dramatic and forceful
narrative, which is pretty certain to
rivet the attention of the mast
blase reader. In the course of the
story interestine side-liehts ar
thrown on the shady methods of
some promoters ot suburban real
estate schemes, and it is to be hop
ed that they will serve as a warning
to those contemplating such an in
vestment without thorough investi
gation. Will levington Comfort
is still a vou lie: man. and as hia fir.
tion has shown constant i in Drove.
ment, it is nicely that he will do
even better work than "The Virv
er;" but it is safe to s;iy that he
has not done it yet.
In addition to the complete novel
the November Uppincott's contains
the ' usual complement of clever
short stories, speciel articles, and
poems, with the sixteen page hu
morous department, "Walnuts and
Wine," to top off with.
It is a waste of effort to try to
heat one's house with hot air, A
little less talk and a little more
time at the wood pile.
Bought, and which has been
has borne the signature of
Signature of
OUT OF THE GINGER JAR.
l'ut the lid on that t.cik of
trouble.
Whiskey straight makes a man
crooked.
As the mind is bent so is the
t jngue inclined.
Some people never run into debt:
they jump iulo it.
Don't expect' to find your field
of labor full of shade trees.
Many a man's dog can give him
lessons in fidelity and integrity.
He who abandons the farm will
find too late that good fortune has
abandoned him.
A girl whp can manage to get
three engagement rings must have
a circus of her own.
Some women never put checks
to there purchases. They leave
that for their husbands.
Why is a pig in a parlor like a
house on fire? Because the sooner
it is put out the better.
Landlady: "What's the matter
with that pie?" Boarder:"It isn't
fit for a pig, and I'm not going to
eat it."
A naughty man says that a
woman has about the same feeling
for logic in an argument as for
cockroaches in the kitchtu.
Yes, Abram, one can rtadily af
ford to get married on an income of
$12 a week, if he will agree to
turn it over to his wife every wejk.
The man who sits down to wait
for fortune, too lute finds that the
fickle creature went around the
other way with a more masterful
man.
Don't give your boy a knife un
less he will first promise not to
swap. Swapping leads to cheating,
and that is bad for the boy and
worse for him when he grows up.
Teacher: "You have named all
domestic animals save one. It has
bristly hair, it is grimy, likes dirt
and is fond of mud. Well. Tom?"
Tom (shamefacedly): "That's
me."
Don't be ashamed to take the
wife's advice She knows a great
deal more than bhe pretends, and
has reserves of sense that would
astonish you if you could see them.
Farm Journal,
Every ingredient entering into the
world-fuaiiiL'd "Ooldeu Medical Dis
covery" of Dr. Pierce, Iihh the unani
iihhih approval and eiHlnrenittit of the
lfa(llii( mediu tl authorities of all the
neveriil ttetioolH of practice. No other
medicine Hold through drugglstx for
like purpoae Im any such eiHlome
nii'iit. The Golden Medical Discovery" not
only produces all the good tfocU to be
obtained from the use of uolden HeeJ
root, In all stoinucli, liver and bowel
trouble, as in dyspepsia, biliou-mess,
constipation, ulceration of utonmoh ami
bowels and kindred ailments, but the
Uolden Hon I root used In its oompound-
illlf Ik UTi'illlv t nhutirawl In ltd numtive
action by other Ingredients such a
Stone root, Ul:ick Cherry burk, Blood
root, Mandrake root and chemically
pure, triple-rertned glyoerlua.
"The Common Bouse Medical Advis
er," Is sent free In paper cov ers on re
ceipt of 21 one-ouut stamps to pay the
cost of mailing only. For 81 stamps
the cloth-bound volume will be sent.
Address Dr. It, V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cure
constipation, biliousness and headache.