THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURft, The New Styles IE "V" A. liT S ' Fvery man in Bloomsburjy should drop in and see the handsome new styles in our complete stock of FALL REGALS. There's a Regal custom style to suit everyone's preference, and you can be certain that your Regals will have the same true shape when you arc ready to discard the shoes as they did the day you bought them. CHAS. M. EVANS . Exclusive Sales Agent, Bloomsburg. Pa. THE COLUMBIAN. I51.O0MSBURG, TA. T7ti:ir!TY,lKm'FMIiKU 24. l'.MW KnirrrH at tf' Port Otfct, nhmmVtuiy, Ai. atfmmili'lii mailer, March 1. Joseph Skecf is ill with typhoid fever in a mild form. Mr. ami Mrs. J. K. Miller have returned to Iiloomsburg to reside. A wagon scales has been erected by the 1). L. & W. near the freight Ration. Pi. Waller is rapidly improving, and expects to return from Kng laud soon. The Industrial Building and Loan Association will open a new series on October ist. A fine new cabinet for clothing has been installed in the Lowen berg Clothing Store. Dr. Miles' Anti-Pain Pills nllcvo pain. . The advance sale of seats for "The Devil" is now on at IJidle- mau's, and they are going fast. Eli Old has purchased the farm of Charles Unangst in Hemlock township, near Buckhorn. Mr. Ohl has been tenant on the farm for some years. - . Mr. and Mrs. Fairchild of Bridge port, Conn., are the guests of Mr. and Mrs Paul K. Wirt. They came here in their automobile in which they are touring. . Rev. J. R. Murphy went to Har risburg today to attend a meeting of the Ilarrisburg diocese. He re cently returned from a visit with relatives in Conneaut, Ohio. . Harvest Home services were held in the Reformed church last Sun day. The church was appropriately decorated, and excellent discourses were delivered by Rev. Dr. Thomas. How strange ! When Vermont showed only a slightly reduced ma jority for the Republicans their papers throughout the land were pointing to it as a sure indication of the election of Taft. When Maine went Republican by only eight thousand, the smallest majority in twenty-five years, the same journals are busying themselves to the point of ridiculousness to make their read ers believe that it has no bearing ou the fall election whatever. Mark Twain and the Burglars. Humoriit Clement PoU a Note Alter He it Robbed. Two burglars who broke into the residence of Samuel L Clemens (Mark Twain) in Reddingjlast Fri day night, were cap'ured next morning on a New York, New Haven and Hartford train, between Bethel and Redding, after a desper te cKht, in which Deputy Sheriff Banks of Redding, was shot in the eg. The prisoners, who are be ieved to be professional crooks Irom New York, refused to talk. Mr. Clemens posted this notice on the door of his house. , Notice To the next burglar: There is nothing but plated ware in s house, now aud henceforth. .You will find it in that brass thing othe dining room over in the corner by the basket of kittens. If you want the basket put the kit tens m the brass thing. Do not !"aKe a noise It disturbs the fam ily. You will find rubbers in the font hall by that thing which has ne umbrellas in it, chiffonier, I k they call it, or perfola, or somethiug like that. Please close me door. Yours truly, . "S. L. Clemens." Albra W.Baker, M. D., ""EOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON 'SHAKES OK t'HILDKKN A SfKOIALTY cnnJof Third and West Streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Hour, .UuU110a m i to 8 and 6 to 8 P- m. Both Telephone. 5-76m in Fall Regals at "THE DEVIL." The most important announce ment for the coming theatrical sea son is that of Manager G. I,. Hen shall who assures us that by ar rangement with Mr. Henry W. Savage, Mr. Alfred K. Aarons will present at Columbia Theatre on Friday, September 25th the only authorized version of Franz Mol- nar s Continental success "The Devil" (l)er Teufel). Mr. Aarons promises tiie production exactly as presented at the Garden Theatre, New York, where its appearance created almost a panic in the rush for admission on the opening night. Five hours after the opening of thef seat sale the entire house was sold out for the first as well as many ot the succeeding nights. - 9 . Snsquohaiiru Going Dry. Drought Makei Great Stream Look Like a Rivulet at Harrisburg. After lasting three days longer than any period of rainless weather in the twenty years of the branch of the United States weather bu reau at Ilarrisburg, the drought that has turned the great Susque hanna to a rivulet trickling away around rocks that usually are un der several feet of water and has turned the land over a great part of the State and country to barren dust is likely to continue unbroken. The forecast is for continued "fair" weather, though that word has ceased to mean "rainless" weather in the minds of many to whom the lack of rainfall is causing loss and suffering. For them the fairest thing in meteorological effects would be a soaking rain. A rain to do any good now will have to be a soaker. An ordinary "pouring" rain would be absorbed into the earth so quickly that it would have little effect other than settling the dost. Bloomsburg Souvenir Books, 48 half tone pictures, 25 cents, at the Columbian office. tf. Fishes Stop Locomotive. Its Tank a Veritable Aquarium Choking Up Pipes. The crew of Kngine No. 1023 on the Reading Railway at East Mah anoy Junction had an unusual ex perience near that place. While hauling a heavy train the engine stalled and would not work. livery part of the iron horse was gone over; but it steadfastly failed to budge an inch. It was finally towed to the shops, where the pipes carrying the water from the tank to the engine were found to be clogged with fish. A further examination of the tank revealed a vertible fisherman's paradise. Swimming about in the water were over 200 fish, many of them of considerable size. For headache Dr. Mllea' AnU-Paln PUU. The Milton Fair. The annual fall meeting of the Milton Fair Association, which will be held on the fair grounds at Mil ton, on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, September 29th and 30th, October istand 2nd, is generally recognized to be one of the best fairs in Central Penn sylvania. This year the manage ment is making an exceptional effort to make the meeting eclipse all its previous efforts. There will be a larger and better exhibition of stock aud farm products; there will be finer attractions the best that money can procure; there will be more horses and better races; there will be more people; there will be more music and better music than ever entertained the patrons of a county fair the Repass, of Wil liamsport; the "Our Band," of Shamokin; Gaskius Celebrated Mili tary Band, of Suubury, are among them. The railroads have made especially low rates from all lead ing points. Join the crowd and go to Miltou. OABTOnZA. B" J? KiR(1 You Have Always 8oujJit Jewish Holidays. Now Yeir'i, Atonement and Feast of Bqolhi Are Three Great Dayi. The season of the Jewish holi days will begin during the latter part of this mouth and extend well into October. This is a time of particular religious and historical importance aud is generally observ ed among the Jews throughout the world. The holidays this year extend from September 26th to October 17; the three great days being New Year's on September 26th, Day of Atonement on October 6th and the Feast of Booths which extends from Octoler nth to 17th. The first two are of purely religious sig nificance and the last has also a historical importance. These holidays reach way back into antiquity for their source, to a time when the lunar calendar was that of all Eastern peoples, and so these holidays are still determined by lunar calendation. New Year's day marks the be ginning of the religious year of the Jewish faith, and derives its sancti ty from the fact that it is prelimi nary to the great Day of Atone ment, which, as its name implies, is intended as a time for the atone ment, for sins aud short comings through prayer, self-inquiry and contemplation. This day is regard ed by the Jewish people as a day of great solemnity. Five days after Atonement comes the Feast ot Bootns, which is a thanksgiving festival. During the Jewish commonwealth in Judea it was made the occasion for thanks giving to God for the season's crops, which by that time had been gar nered. It was also connected with the period of Jewish history follow ing the exodus from F.gypt when the Jews lived in the wilderness in tents. This fact is commemorated by the erection of booths usually in the synagogue and by many indi viduals in their homes. This last holiday is of a week's duration, but only the first aud last days are ob served by temple services. May Stop Trains on P. & R. The Catawissa Division Needs Rain. So low is the water supply get ting on the Catawissa division of the Philadelphia and Reading rail road that traffic all along the line is being held up. Practically all the trains are now watering at Maiuville, the supply having given out at Beaver, Feru dale and Brandonville. Even the passenger trains which usually wa ter at Beaver are now getting water at Maiuville and the supply there is so limited that freight trains are frequently delayed several hours while sufficient water is accumulat ing in the tank to allow them to get a supply. If the present conditions prevail much longer it will be with great difficulty that trains can be operat ed on this division. A Beautiful Flag. Every American with real red blood in his veins loves our flag. But do you possess a good one ? You can get a beautiful flag almost free if you will send $3.50 to "The Philadelphia Press." This will en title you to "The Press" daily, ex cept Sunday, for one year by mail, postage paid, and also a fine hand sewed flag, size 3x5 feet, fast col ors, fully guaranteed. This flag also is really worth the amount asked and then you get the great home newspaper of Philadelphia. Be a patriot ! When you have a good flag you can demonstrate your patriotism at a time when "Old Glory'' should be displayed. If your children are set a good exam ple they will learn to love "Old Glory" like they should be taugttt. Today is the time to order. Send all orders to Circulation Depart ment of "The Press," or hand your order to the newsdealer or post master. "At the Old Cross Roads." The fame of Arthur C. Aiston's "At the Old Cross Roads" Compa ny is well known here and it will no doubt be greeted by a large au dience when it Is presented at the Columbia Theatre, Saturday man nee and evening. This is the sev enth and farewell tour of this beau tiful Southern olav. duriue which time it has enjoyed the highest criticisms from the most serious writers in everv principal city of America. The play is always in demand in the larger city tneatres aud is always greeted by audiences which thoroughly test the capacity ot the play-houses. Manager Ais- ton has selected a cast tnis season that wmild be a credit to anv pro duction and comprises people of world wide reputation. Souvenir Post Cards are printed at this office. Half tones supplied. Governor i Endorses Other Prominent Americans W&mmV&-& The Magnificent State Capitol Building LIST OF PROMINENT AMERICANS. Gen. W. H. Parsons, Confederate Army, ex-State Senator, Texas. CoL Bailey, of Washington, D. C, Labor Organizations and TJ. V. L. CoL Patten, of Washington, D. C, Military ana masonic ureters. Hon. R. S. Ryan, of Alaska, Ex-Member English Hcuse cf Parliament. Congressman Cale, of Alaska, well Cen. W. H. Parsons. Gen. W. II. Pamone la ex-State Sena tor and ex-Speclal Judge of the Supreme Court of Texas, also Brigadier General In Confederate Army. In a recent lottor from 925 II St., N. W Washington, D. C, thla prominent gentleman says: "Upon the recommendation of per sonal frlenda and many strong testi monials aa to the efficacy of Poruna la the treatmont of the numerous symp toms of the la grippe with which I have been afflicted for four months past, I have been Induced to undergo a treat ment with this Justly celebrated for mula. I feel a decided change for the better after using it only one week. It Is especially good in toning up the atom men and has had a decided effect upon my appetite. I therefore feel much en couraged that I am on tho toad to eom ploto restoration. "My numerous frlonds In Texas, where I have had tho honor to command a brigade of her Veteran Cavalry in a four Postmasters as Teachers., Will Aid In Instructing School Children on Postal Service. Tostmaster General Meyer has issued an order ' directing all post masters to unite witii local school authorities in adopting the most effective method of instructing school children as to the organiza tion and operations of the postal service, particularly the proper ad dressing of letters and the import ance of placing return cards on en velopes. Postmasters are directed to ar range, if possible, to deliver personal talks to the pupils, and give teach ers access to the postal guide and the postal laws, and render them every assistance in obtaining neces sary information. Head Cheese. Take a pig's head (upper parts onlv. usiue the lower halves for roasting), thoroughly clean, and let lie in salt water over night. Put on to boil in plenty of water, and boil until the meat drops trotn tue bones. Strain the liquor it was boiled in, and set away to cool. When cold, remove the fat, when the linuor will be ready to add to the meat, which must be looked over carefully, to remove any small bits of bone, and chopped very fine. Season to taste with salt, pepper and sage. Tut on again to boil for about five minutes. Then pour into dishes and set away to cool. If sage is not liked, add any flavoring de sired. October Woman's Home Companion. 4 "Advance Thanks. The phrase "Thanking you in anticipation" is now becoming com mon, i think it is one of the mean est ever invented and one of the most insulting, for it implies that, however much pains the worker may take, he will get no thanks for it afterward. Why should he ? He has been thanked already. It far ther implies an imperious and In sufferable demand which must and shall have immediate attention on pain of being considered no gentle man. Surely no one who really respects a correspondent ought to employ this touting bagman's, phrase. Professor Skeat in London Academy. JP -.Jin 'ir.Mir'jr 1 nave sucu .uiiii . . i 1 1. n dence in prominent pen cnrtnl frinnrlc tvhn hnvf nnrl and endorsed Pc-ru-na that feel Justified in assuming it is a valuable remedy for tarrh and an excellent general tonic." John V. floyt. Ex-aovernor of HomfljrJMiv known on racifle Mor e. years' war, may accept thia voluntary testimonial to tho merits of Peru na as a sonso of ohllaalion ou my part for Its wonderful efllcaoy." Col. Win. Bailey. William Bailey, I St., N. E., Wash ington, D. C, Past Col. Enc. No. 69, Union Veteran Legion, and prominently identified with many of the groat labor protective associations In Chicago and New York, and Secretary of one of the largest associations in the former city, had for nearly thirty years been afflicted with kidney troubles. Within a short period he has been per suaded to try Peruna, and his present healthy condition is attributed to his judicious use of that great remedy Washington climate is notoriously bad for kidney and liver troubles, yet by a judicious use of the remedy he la now quite cored and in excellent physical condition. This brief statement of facts, without xaggeratlon orhyporbole, appears to tell the whole story, which the Per-naCom- 54 OFF YOUR BILL That's what THE CLARK STORE offers you now on their Entire Stock of All Wool Dress Goods, Embroideries and Laces, and Counterpanes. You reap the benefit in this big sale of these dependable and reliable woods by saving 25 per cent. Just so much interest on your money, and the o;oods are what you need. Don't delay if you wish to share in this saving. Act now while the offer is on. $0.75 SILK PETTICOATS $4.69. All Wool Tailored Suits Price. j THE CLARK STORE !, . . 1 PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD Bulletin. FOUNDERS' WEEK PHILADELPHIA. From October 4 to 10 Philadelphia will celebrate the 225th Anniversary of the City's founding by a series of re markable events. On Monday afternoon 25,000 soldiers, sailors, and marines will parade. The Police and Fire Departments will parade on Tuesday afternoon, depicting their development from the - early times. Wednesday afternoon will witness one of the greatest industrial parades ever seen in this country. Over 100 floats will illustrate the evolution of the City's industries. A great river pageant will be given on Thursday afternoon, in which 500 vessels including United States and foreign warships will participate. Fifteen thousand uniformed Red Men with historical floats will parade in the evening. On Friday the first great historical pageant ever given in Amer ica, illustrating by 40 floats and 5000 costumed characters the history of Philadelphia, will be the grand climax of the celebration. The P. O. S. of A, will parade in the evening. Saturday will be devoted to athletics, motor races, and Knights Templar parades. The city will be specially illumi nated every night and a musical-historical drama "Philadel phia" will be given every evening on Franklin Field. Special tickets to Philadelphia will be sold October 2 to 10, good to return until October 12, at reduced rates ; mini mum rate $1.00. See Ticket Agents, of Wyoming Pe-runa. Give Peruna Great Credit - 1.:::: -.r - 1 UU ill : -I V:,:,' V : A ' $&K X I EC..,.--:-:-:':: :' feW'v?-l..MiiSafcT that ca .' -.;: y- i:!: :t)uM t.:i4.S'l.;iJ.i of Wyoming. pany Is author! zed tonne.lf it so chooses. bellevinp.Mldo, that by so doing It will be for the general ood.M'm. Bailey. Col. C. L. Patten. Col. 0. L. Patten, ;U T St., N. W, Washington, D. C, a Lieutenant In tho Old Guard, an exclusive) organization composed of soldiers of distinction who fought In tho civil war, and a Thirty second degree Mason, writos as followit "I. have used Prruna, and dosire to recommend your remedy as an Invigor ating spring tonic; also ono of tho kett remedies that I ever tried for cough, colds and catarrhal complaints." tlo.i. ft. S. Ryan. rton.Tt.S.Kyan.now residing In Noma, Alaska, was formerly a member of tha English House of Parliament, and retary to the late Irlt-h patriot, Charla Stewart Pivrcell. His Washington as dress Is New Willard Hotel, Washing ton, D.C. He writes: "I have used Tf runa and can recommend your remedy as a very efTeetlve cure for colds aoA catarrhal complain ti." Hon. Thomas Cale. Hon. Thomas Cale, elected toCongroaB from Alaska, la well known on tho Pr cifio slope, where he has resided. Hta Washington mtilrens is 1312 9th St, JU W.,. Washington, D. C. He write: I can coeorfally recommend Peruna M very efficient rutauly for coughs Mat coMmJ 1 1 mm id.