THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBUPO. P The Hermit of the Bay. On a reef Jutting out Into New York Ray from the Jersey shore liere is a lighthouse an oasis In the water. It Is built on a rock i "nidation and the walls rise i flight from the water. There 1b i garden, no promenade, no plctur. ;,ie surroundings, ns are found In ; :i!ntlnss of lighthouses. The reef . rithoiise was built for service, not nppoarnnce. Old Crofnt had lived so long on the buy that he was soured on hu nanlty. He talked with himself so long that he cared for conversation with no one else. Once every two weeks he rowed to the shore It was a pood two-mile pull over chop py wa'er and brought back his sup plies. He also brought a cask of oil, a Jug off, j i. ... whlBkey and J JJJil a pound oil tobacco. ) This was the one In terruption to the solitary life of the hermit ofthe bay. He was a hermit in truth more so than the mr.n who lives alo n e In the woods. One day a"The photograph was boatj scraped that of his lodger." against fid Crofllt's front door. A man 1 ast thirty years of age, well dressed, and evidently a nervous person, entered the lighthouse. Old Crofflt stared at him in surprse. It was hi.-i first visitor in many years. "Well?" said Crofflt, at last. "My name's Elklns," said the stranger. "I've comu out to call on you." And be smiled In a peculiar manner. "Well?" said old Crofflt, once more. "You see, It's like this," said the stranger, or Elklns, as he should ' now be called. "I want to stay with you for awhile. Oh, I'll pay you well," be added hastily, as he saw the frown gathering on Crofflt's face. "I think two or three weeks In the -'.Iddle of the bay would do me good. n run down In health too much .tenement and work." "Can't do H," said Crofnt. 'Gainst the rules. Nobody but a jol 'ud want to stay here anyhow." "That's all right," said Elklns, "I'll pay you well for your trouble and no one will be the wiser. You see I get funny notions sometimes. I saw this light aa I was riding on a ferryboat and the Idea of living In the middle of the bay has taken Buch a hold on me that I can't shake It oft. I've Just got to live here." Old Crofflt shook his head. "See here," persisted Elklns. "I am prepared to fix you up all right. What would you say, now, to $159 for two weeks' board In your house?" Old Crofnt still shook his head, but the light of greed was beginning to show in his eyes. He was as much a miser as any feci u Be becomes while living alone. "I'll make It double the amount," said Elklns. "You see I am deter mined. This may seem peculiar to you, but then I am a peculiar man." "Well," said old Crofflt at last, "If you want to be a real fool I guess I might as well take advantage of your crazlness. It's a risk, but I'll chance It." Elklns brought In his suit case and made himself at home. For three days he did nothing but smoke and walk nervously from window to window In the lighthouse. He made Crofflt nervous, but the old man was willing to put up with the Inconvenience for the money. El kins rarely slept. He Just walked back and forth In the room and smoked Incessantly. At the end of a week he did not look well. He became feverish. The old man fixed him up In a bunk and gave him gome simple remedies, but Elklns continued to grow worse. In another day he became delirious. "He ought to have a doctor," so liloquized Crofflt, "but that means that I'll be found out and get fired for having a boarder. I guess quin ine's what he needs, the dampness) was too much for him." So old Crofflt made his patient comfortable, barred the windows, and after locking the door from the ouilde, rowed to shore. While waiting his turn In a drug Rtore, Crofflt picked up a newspaper and casually glanced over it. A pho tograph on the front page caught his attention. He looked at It closely, then hastily read the article accom panying It. It told of the robbery of a New York trust company. The teller walked out with 176,000 in a suit case. Old man Crofflt's heart began to beat fast. The photograph waa that of his lodger the sick man In the lighthouse. And there waa tea thousand dollar reward for his cap ture. , Crofflt waa fairly daaed. After awhile hla excitement cooled. He took his quinine and going to his boat sat down in the stern and thought over the whole matter. Tfn thousand dollars! That was a whole lot of money. lie did not mind giving up another man and see- Ins him go to prison. Not If the recompense was ten thousand dollars. Crofflt quickly made up his mind. He had a friend, a detective, who worked along the water front. ' He hunted him up and, first, in crafty mnnner, binding him to a division of tin! promised reward, told his story. The detective went with Crofflt at euro. They were in the middle of the bry, tossing along on the rough wa ter, pounding the reef, planning Just l:o-.v they would take Elklns when they were Interrupted by a long dr.iwn out yell. Crofnt paused on his oars and look ed toward the lighthouse, Then, leaping to his feet he pointed to the platform in the top of the tower. Thpre, dancing about and waving his arms, cWarly out of his mind, was the sick man. "I never thought of him climbing to the light," said Crofflt, as he bent to his oars. "We'll have to hurry." Finally, when the boat was quite near, the sick man ceased his fren zied dancing and yelling, and regard ed the man In the boat. "Ho!" he shouted, laughing wild ly. "You think you can catch me, eh? Well, you can't. See there's the water and It's cool. My head is burning. The old man lit a fire in It as I slept. He wanted to use nie as a torch In the tower. Hut I'll fool him." "Crazy as a loon," muttered Crof flt, still rowing fiercely. "I'm going to put out the fire," yelled KlUins, and with another un earthly howl of laughter, ho leaped Into the bay. His body was caught in the swirl of the Ude and quickly carried away. Crofllt and t'.ie detective were as tounded. They rowed to the place where he bad go n e down and hovered over spot for a 1 a 1 f hour. Then they entered the"With a howl, he leaped I 1 g hthouse. into the bay." The detctlve, purely professional, immediately began prowling through the effects left by Elklns. He forced open a suit case and bundles of green notes bulged out and fell upon the floor. Both men were silent for a long time. They continued to stare at the wealth before their eyeB. "It's frightful, isn't it!" finally whispered old Crofflt. The detective did not answer. He was narrowly eyeing Crofflt as well as the money. "Crofflt:," he said at last, In meas ured voice, "Crofflt, we're out in the middle of the bay." "Yes?" said Crofflt. "No one but we two saw that poor. crazy fellow Jump." "No one," said Crofflt, his face flushing and his features straining as he comprehended. There was another long silence. "Crofflt," finally said the detec tive, "Crofflt, how would you like to quit tending lighthouse? Say how would you?" And that's how it came that the hermit of the bay resigned his posi tion two weeks later. That's why the trust company never located Its missing teller or the stolen property. Abyss of Ocean. More than half the surfaoe of the globe is hidden beneath water two miles deep; 7,000,000 square, miles lie at a depth of 18,000 feet or more. Many places have been found five miles and more in depth. The greatest depth yet sounded is 31,200 feet near the Island of Guam. If Mount Everest, the world's highest mountain were plucked from its seat and dropped into this spot, the waves would still roll 2,000 feet above its crest. Into this terrible abyss the waters press down with a force of more than 10,000 pouuds to the square inch. The staunchest ship ewer built would be crumbled under this awful pressure like an eggshell under a steam roller. A pine beam fifteen feet long, which held open the mouth of a trawl used in making a cast at a depth of more than 18,000 feet, was crushed flat as if it had been pressed be tween rollers. The body of a man who should attempt to venture to such depths would be compressed until the flesh was forced into the interstices of the bones and his trunk was no larger than a rolling pin. Still, the body would reach the bottom, for any thing that will sink In a tub of water will sink to the uttermost depths of the ocean. The Kartte Tree Makes flutter. In the search for new plants of utility attention has been drawn to the Karlte tree of Fienoh West Afri ca and the adjacent territory to the eastward. This la not a forest tree but grows In open spaces and In gardens. Its fruit IS edible. The hard shell contains a fatty substance used by the natives aa butter and It la suggested , that this substance should be valuable for other pur poses. The gum not like rubber In to which the sap coagulates is an other artlole of possible commercial value. r- p WHERE GUNUA FAILED. J A Lesson On Temperance Which the Pntliydernin Did Not Itellsh. Out of the kindness of Its corpor ate heart a big brewing company sent a score of :-tout beer kegs to the Now York Bronx Park Zoo ro ccntly, accompanied by an explana tory note to Director Hornaday that they were to be used for tha humani tarian purpose of aiding the bears and a number of other of the larger animals to drive dull care away. Among those outside the immediate bruin lamily who were favored with the gifts were Gunda, the huge In dian elephant, and Pete, the youth ful hippo. 3 K' it r v ' ,...W,- v.. GUNUA AND HIS TRUNK LINE. It was one of the hottest days of a torrid spell when Keepers Thiininn and Hayreuther rooler. Chtrdu' kfg into him. The Intelligent pachy derm hailed Its advent w'.th loud trumpetlngs of Joy and and with a mighty heave landed It h!gu above his head on the shelf beside his b'g square savings bank. Tugging impatiently at the buns Ounda had It out in a Jiffy. Then, a beatific smile overspreading his ex pansive features, the Ingenious ele phant improvised a beer pipe by ex tending his trunk to the bung hole and expectantly awaited results. It took Just about thirty seconds for the thirsty banner-pachyderm to realize thut he had been hoaxed. Then he angrily broke the cask to smithereens. When the brewing company man agement heard of Gunda's disap pointment they wanted to send the boast a full keg of their wares, but as intoxicants are not allowed on the Zoo reservation, this could not be done. Instead they presented the big fellow with another and a stouter empty, so strongly riveted and bound with cast. Iron hooks that all the ele phant's attempts to wreck it have so far been defeated. The Training of Dogs. Nowadays there Is a great craze tor acting dogs dogs which come on tte stage and do things by them selves. In every case the trainer be gins by leading the dog through the movements he has to make, and at each lesson the trainer does exactly the same thing in the same way and uses the same words in giving a command. A dog is taught to beg by being first backed up into a corner where he has two walls to rest against. He is taught to walk on his hind legs by by being led about In this position while the trainer supports his front legs. Jumping is a very easy trick to teach. The trainer begins by holding a stick co low down that th dog cannot walk under it. By de grees the stick Is raised until the dog is compelled to Jump In order to get over it, and directly he does so he is well rewarded. Performing dogs re. celve most of their food In the shape of rewards tor good conduct. Every now and then one hears of an outcry against the cruelty )t teaching dogs to perform tricks. The outcry may b Justified 1c the case of dogs that are taught to Jump over very high obstacles, because that is about the only kind cf a trick which can be taught wi'h a whip. It Is possible to "whip a dog" over a high Jump. Tho audience does not see the whlpper because the do& starts hjs "run up" out or Bight at one side of the stage. A whip is worse tnan useless to the trainer who is teaching a dog to do a trick in which the animal appears to thinK. A dog is taught to apparently dis tinguish between colors by learning a secret signal glveu to him by his trainer when he gets to tne desired color. Sometimes the signal Is the snapping of the lingers done very softly, and In . way not noticed by the audience. Sometimes the sig nal Is even less noisy than that, and consists in the clicking of the ualls of the thumb end first finger. Once train a dog pick a thing up when he hears the stgnai to do so, and you have taught him a variety of tricks such as adding up a sum, telling the time by looking at a watch and so Elephant vs. Railroad. Elephants are one of the perils of railroac life In Indo-Chlna. The Bangkok Times says that when the morning train from . Bangkok was near Bad Klap an elephant walked on to the track. The engineer Bounded bis whistle hut the elephant trumpeted loudly, lowered Its head and. charged the oncoming train. So great waa the Impact that the ele phant waa killed on the spot and tb engine derailed and badly damaged. The elephant's tusks were smashed off, but when a search waa made for them they could not be found. Some one bad walked off with them. AN AHT OK SMILING. And a Lost Art at That to the Wo m mi villi a Smirk. What charm there Is In a smile, yet what a rarity these days! Many of us, especially women, Jiave lost the art. We have smiled so much and so often to order, from a sense of duty, that nov the charming sponta neity of the act has entirely dis appeared. A smile to be worth anything must nn be a continuous performance. The hablMinl smile of society Is tola!!) devoid of charm from Its unchanging and unbroken quality. It has no more meaning than a mask. !!!' which It may ho removed nt win. What do society maids know, tho 'r who are called bright, anltnnt"!, spuikltnir, cf the genuine, the- en constralned smile? When the sun bma'.is out of a cloudy sky, then the heavens brighten. So tho suiMc:i light, eraditlng a grave and tender face Is the glow that counts, thi (lash that Is Irresistible. Many a demure little mouse of a woman receives love where the bril liant society favorite must be satis fied with admiration, all beciuuJ some man has been caught by the thrill of tho soul-smile. It Is a gift of the gods Just as beauty Is or pleas ing voice. There are features which do not lend themselves readily to smiles. yet a plain face at a momentary lighting up may become Irresistible. Expression can change tho counte nance almost beyond recognition. Nothing is more difficult to pnln than a smile. A grin may be photograph ed hut rarely a smile; for Instead there appears a smug expression which lrrltatos while it amuses. The rainbow smile bo'.ongs to po etry. "With a smile on her lip and a tear In her eye," says Scott. This brings to mind the sort of heroine h loved brave, tender, sympathet'e nnd exquisite. Sweeter than all Is the smile of sympathy; a word Is said, a meaning grasped, a shade of feeling understood, and Instantly comes the answering glow. It may flash from the face of a stranger, yet is always welcome nnd fascinating. Often It sows the seeds of love. How exquisite la the book that passes between mother and child, or between man and woman who live only for each other! The genuine smile is a sure passport. Coming from the heart It fascinates man and woman alike. It coaxes tne most unrelenting. It softens ill-temper and goes twice as far as servile tip or lordly command. This Is the heaven-sent smile. It cannot be aehle.ed by art; It is the outcome of a sweet, sunny nature. A Dlrectolre Gown. So much has been written of the Dlrectolre dresses that have scandal ized even Paris that one shies at the name, but a dainty and highly ap proved type of the present French rage Is typified In this dainty toilette. The skirt Is divided, but after the Ures of a tunic, there being an under skirt of soft moussellne de sole In stead oi the tights ueed in the Frencn Dlrectolre dress. It Is smooth fitting about the hips and trimmed with graduated tucks at the front. The bodice is made of moussellne de sole, matching the petticoat. It Is trimmed with tucks and medal- A DIHECTOlRE GOWN. Hons of bebe crochet lace, arranged about the square cut neck, down the front and along the centre edges of the sleeves. And, by the way, the sleeves though much smaller than Japanese effects, are cut In one with the bodice fitting into the shoulders without a suspicion of fulness. The oversklrt of thin figured pon gee and the moussellne Is In a dell cate shade of ecru. No other color is introduced Into the decorative scheme of the toilette, even the net reflecting the same tones. Candle Stains. Candlo grease stains are easily re moved.. Scrape off as much of the grease aa possible, then place the material between blotting paper and press with a hot iron. Change the pa per .requently. If the material Is very fine, sprinkle French chalk over the grease spots, cover with blotting pa por and let It remain for a couple of day's. If you cannot let the material stand that long press with a warm Iron. " yate wood of Australia has the tensile .strength of good cast Iron. Hll AVr ridable Preparation for As similating mcFoodnndRcgula ling the Stomachs andBowels of Tromotcs Digcslion.Cheerfur nessandRcstContalns neilluT Opium .Morpliine norMiiicraL otNahcotic. flxv VOtdnrSAMUnttTCIBlt PmitM Set-' Jtx Sm AMfAf JUt tSWsTJpaa r10tK A perfect Remedy forConslipn Tion, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fcvrrish ncss nnd Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature cf NEW YORK. is- tarns Ungual J exact copy or wrapper. n.x ox hick x r. ou) siiokm. Western Knihv.iv Sn v They Must Not lie Thrown In Stations. Young folks thing along the line of the Chicago and Northwestrrn Railway, are convinced thnt It is mistake to accuse a corporation of having no soul. At any rate thut I the opinion of the lender beings who are contemplating matrimony. In the first place the railroad In augurated a honeymoon spoci:il to California some time ago. That l'i Itself was a great bid for popularity with the brides and bridegrooms to be. But It was nothing In gencrnl application to the latest move on the part of the road. This is nothing more nor less than an order forbidding the throwing of rice, old shoes and other wedding ac cessories In or about Chicago and Northwestern trains. "Something s.n.ply had to be done." said an ofllclal of the road. "Enthusiastic friends of the bridal couples were carrying things to an extreme, and a check was necessary." "Young couples would come down to the train with large satin bows tied on tho rear of their carriages, tnd as they started for the train a terrific storm o. rice and old shoes would break loose. Innocent and inoffensive people who were board ing the same train, but had not been guilty of anything, not even mar riage, would get most of the missiles. Hence the new order, which will be enforeud In the strictest fashion." Old .Miner's Propositi. Annual proposals of marriage are mid-t by Bohemia Sharpe, an old m'ner, to the stenographer of Ore gon's Oovernor, whoever she may h . Sharpe has Just made his yearly visit to the State Capitol, and Incl dentally called at the Executive office and made a formal offer of hU heart and hand to Gov. Chamberlain's stenographer. As has been the rase many times in the past, the offer was refused, but it is expected the hardy old mountaineer will return next spring to renew his overtures. Sharpe is now over 70 years of age, but Is still an active prospector. It Is said that he Is quite wealthy, but his riches do not help to dl-'el the loneliness of his Isolated home. Sun Francisco Chronicle. "Kaln" in Moving I'Mures. Moving picture films aro practical ly spoiled long before their useful ness hhould end because of the "rain" which blots out the clearness. This Inury comes from the continu ous wlndln? and rewinding of tho film through tho machine at the rate or a foot a second, forming static electricity. The electricity attracts all the particles of dirt and diint tl'-stlng in the atmosphere to the f.l'iitt, and In pulling the film up tiKht tnoe particles scratch, hence the "ruin.- The Xlgbt of HliiulnoKH. Tho poets have taught us hew full of wonders U the night; and the night of blindness has its wonders, too. Tho only llghtless dark Is the night of Ignorance and insensibility. We differ, blind and seeing, one from another, not In our aenses. but In the use we make of them, in the Imagi nation and courage with whlrh we seek wisdom beyond our senses. Helen Keller, In Century. Peculiarities of the Fhcb. A biologist says that the two sides of a faee are neve. alike; one ye Is stronger than the other In even cases out of ten; and the right ar to faawnUy higher than the left IX 4 s JIB in For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of For Over Thirty Years VMS Tn tMMNV, new vam em. Wliut Yule Men lint. Somo statistics have been publish ed by the Yale Dlnln;? Club to show what the 1,008 members of tha. or ganization who eat at the Yal com mons manage to got away with In the line of food. In a week, for In stance, 6,000 pounds of meat, 90b dozen of egf;s and 9,100 rolls ani loaves of bread disappear down the Yale throat. The dally consumption is about like this: Nine hundred nnd twenty nine pound:! of meat. 101 loaves of brend. 1,200 rolls, .10 pounds of oat meal, 1.200 quarts of tnllk. 120 quart3 of cream. 1-0 pounds of tahle butter and a likp iiiiiount for cook ing purposes, as well as 20 bushels of potatoes. Two hundred gallons vi soup Is preinred daily for two meals. Cornell's Yellow Slickers. The distinctive wet weather dress at Cornell Is a yellow oiler, and prac tically every student sports o:'.i when It looks rainy. 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