THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMsBURG, Pa. THE COLUMBIAN. " "I.UOMSIJUKG, FA. TlllTKSlAY, MAWlFli! 1W8 ier! n! Ihf font (,'v, RUmmUmrQ, Pti. ijkki'i diicIi fim mnttrr, Murch l.lNHb. Warmer weather is predicted. Mrs. V. II. Clilmore, who has lieen seriously ill for the past week, is improving. Kev. J. W. Diggles is delivering a series of sermons on "Confirma tion" on Sunday evenings during Lent. The Rev. John Costello of North umberland, will conduct the servic es and preach at St. Paul's church this evening. For hendacJio Dr. Milcn" Antl-Tnln mis. Dr. K. V. Samuel has announc ed himself ns a Republican candi date for the congressional nomina tion in this district. Dr. J. C. Liddle who recently re signed as Superintendent of the Miners' Hospital at Ashland, will locate at Scranton. fn a Pinch, use Allen's Foot Ease. A powder for tired, aching:, swollen feet. We have over 30.000 testimonials. All Druggists, :sc. Don't accept any sub stitute. Trial package FREE by mail, Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. 3-5-4t. m W. V. Morris' barber shop will soon occupy the rocm vacated by the Red Star Stamp Company in Mrs. Phillips' building. Bishop Darlington will visit St. Paul's church and administer the rite of confirmation to a class of candidates on the evening of Sun day, April 5th. m . On Tuesday morning the robins were singing and the boys were playing marbles on the street. Only a hand organ is needed now to show that spring is near. Kother Gray's Sweet Powders for Children. Successfully used by Mother Gray, nurse in tho Children's Home in New York, Cure Feverish.iess, Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, move and regulate the Bowels nnd ' Destroy Worms. Over 111.000 testimonials. Tiny never fail. At all Druggists, 25c. Sample FREE. Ad dress Alleu S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. 3-5-4t. 1 m Raymond Hummer has enlisted as a musician in the United States Army, and is now a member of the Ninth Artillery Hand, stationed at Key West, Florida. He is a fine clariouetist. Charles B. Chrisman of Philadel phia who has been visiting here for several weeks on account of ill health, expects to return home soon. It is nine years today since Mr. Chrisman moved to Philadel phia. ' w David Shaffer died at the home of his son-in law, Thomas Moyer, oa Railroad street, on Tuesday evening. His age was 74 years. He had been ill for the past "six weeks. Mr. Shaffer lornierly re sided on a farm in Mt. Pleasant. A large audience enjoyed the lecture of Judge B. B. Lindsey, of Denver, on Tuesday evening, his subject being "Misfortunes of Mickey," lie told very interest ingly of his methods of dealing with the criminal classes of boys. They are treated ' as human beings, and not as brutes, and his success in so dealing with them has become known the world over. William T. Creasy announces himself as a candidate for re-elee tion to the Legislature in this issue lie has had long and valuable ex perience as a legislator. For several sessions he has been recognized as the Democratic leader of the House, and his ability has been recognieed y two Democratic state conven tion by placing him on the state ticket, once as a candidate for State Treasurer, and again for Auditor General. His name and reputation are known all over the state. His integrity is undoubted, and his honesty is best attested by the fact that though be has betn in the legislature for a dozen years, he is still comparatively a poor man. EVANS' SHOE STORE SPRING SHOES. The assortment of EVANS' Shoes firovides a shoe for every need, a style or every taste, a fit for every foot. Until you have seen these new mod els, or better yet, enjoyed the luxury of wearing one of them, you can not real ize what shoe perfection means. You are cordially invited to come in aud see these new fashions. Th.e Progressive Shoe Store CHAS. M. EVANS. The Red Star Stamp Company Ins moved to the second floor of Iljrtman's store building, and had a special opening on Wednesday. Christian A. Small Esq., is an nounced for a second term for tin office of District Attorney. Mr. vSmall has been i vigilant and capa ble official, and has done much to wards rooting out some of the evils that heretofore have flourished in this county. He is fearless and in dustrious, and merit t a second term that will be accorded him without opposition. HON. JOHN G. McIlENRY. The name of Hon. John O. Mc- Henry is announced this week as a candidate for nomination for a seo ond term in Congress. No other name is mentioned in any of the counties of the district, so far as we can leirn, and the nomination will be unanimously conceded to Mr. McHenry. This district has never had a Rep resentative in Congress who has devoted as much time and enerev for the benefit of his constituents as loes Mr. McHenry. He is inde fatigable in his attention to pension claims, and has already secured number of them for worthy appli cants. No reasonable claim upon 111s tune ever goes unheeded. He has been honored by being placed on important committees, and has received a -very respectful hearing in the House on the deliv ery of his first speech, both of which are quite unusual attentions for new members to receive. Besides this, he has introduced a number of important bills of varied character, thus further displaying his ability and his industry. Mr McHenry is a representative o: which this district is justly proud FOR BETTER ICE CREAM. The ice cream manufacturers of Pennsylvania, represented by 100 delegates, assembled at Harrisburg last ihursday. lhe following ofn ceri were chosen : President, Rob ert Crane, ot Philadelphia : vice president, Edward Reick. of Pitts burg ; secretary, Edward G. Eck ert, of Hanover; treasurer, T. R Walker, of Warren : press repre sentative, James P. Melick, of Wilhamsport. The association took up and dis cussed the question of manufactur mg ice cream, and severely con detuned the product that fails to comply with the provisons of thel pure food law. It was decided to use all the means possible to secure a most rigid enforcement 01 tne law. to the end that impure ice cream be driven from the market and that ice cream in its pures form only be made the standard of the state. The next r.:eeting of the associa tiou will be held at arren in January, 1909. - - AntM'nln Dr. Miles' rillH relievo puln Hi Henry's Minstrels. A glory of color, plenty of melo dv. laughter and song, scattered generously throughout the produc tion, and the cleverest kind ot np to-date jokes, helps to make up the performance of Hi Ileniy s threat est Minstrels. The burnt cork aggregation scores a hit, delighting the eye with stage settings and pleasing the ear with a wealth of solo and chorus numbers. The program is divided into two parts the old time circle, opening the nerformance. Of the comedians who entertain, Charles Gano and Pat Crawford are perhaps firs: in nomilaritv. Both are the cleverest kind of laugh-provokers and their selections are well chosen ana reu dered with just the proper accent to make them attractive. Of the specialty performers, "Probst," the whistling marvel ana imitator scores the heaviest with his calls trills and imitations. Brothers Brock, in a novelty Chinese act Charles Gano. iu monologue, ana "Easv Monev." a rollicking sketch completes this portion of the pro gram. At Urana upera nouso Bloomsburg, Tuesday, March 17th WHAT CAN YOU DO ? What can you do ? That is the uestion. A lawyer in the city of Lancaster recently had occasion to employ a young man as a clerk 111 his office and advertised for some one to fill the position. He got ap plications galore, lo each one he said: "Sit down at tint desk, take this manuscript, copy it, and cor rect the mistakes in spelling, punc tuation and grammar. Most of the young men were high school graduates, some of them had a uni versity degree, and were B. M's or G. A.'s or something like that, but every last one of them fell down on that job. They knew how far it was from the outer run ot the plan et Saturn to the center of the moon, aud they could recite Homer aud tell you about Caesar's victo ries in Gaul, and compute the di ameter of a rohomobehedrial cryp togram, but when it come to cor recting so simple a thing as a faulty manuscript they couldn't do it. Education is a hue thing, that is, if it is of the right kind. As for us we wouldn't give two cents for the young man that knows all about the stars and very little about the earth. The business men are the ones who pay the salaries, aud what they want of an employe is the ability to write a fair hand, to add up a column of figures correct ly the first time trying, to be able to sptll correctly, to use good grammar, to come to work prompt ly at the appointed hour, and to stick to it even when the band plays or when there is a base ball game in progress. lhe young man or the young woman who can t do tins had best go back to chool. No one in business cares about the fancy fol de rols. Ex. SENTENCE COMMUTED. Washington, D. C. Mar. 11, 1908. Special Dispatch to the 'Columbian.' Representative JohnG. McHenry has just made another family in his district very happy. He has pro cured the commutation of the sent ence of William Cooleskie, from fiteen months imprisonment to six months, four of which have already been served. this is a rather singular and somewhat pathetic case. The boy who was the mun support of his mother and several younger bro thers and sisters, enlisted when he was sixteen years and eight months of age. Attachment to his family influenced him subsequently to go home without leave, for which he was arrested, tried, convicted and sentenced. At the instance of his mother and her neighbors, Mr. McHenry inter vened. He arpealed to the War Department in person, pointing out the fact that the boy was underage when he enlisted ; that the affec tion which enticed him home was an amiable rather than a vicious characteristic and that the destitu tion of his mother, brothers and sisters instead of a purpose to shirk his obligations, kept him there That he had two uncles in the Civil war one of whom was killed in battle and that another uncle is still in the army. These arguments achieved their purpose to the extent ot the im mediate commutation of the sent ence and the boy will soon be re stored to his family at Exchange, a suburb of Mt. Carmel, Pa. The State's Fish Production. There are some changes in the method of compiling annual reports in that just prepared by Fish Com missioner Median. Tables have been stricken out wherever possi ble or reduced to the very smallest dimensions. In other places the commissioner has had the superin tendents ol the hatcheries expand their reports to him so as to ex plain the methods in fish cultural work pursued during the year and the commissioner himself iu his portion views the entire work of fish hatching. The repcrt shows a very large amount of work done. There are eig'ut hatcheries from which there were distributed nearly 670,000, 000 fish, of which over 300,000,000 were food fish exclusively, like the white fish, lake herring, shad aud yellow perch, and about 9,000,000 purely game fish, like trout and bass, and the remainder about 350, ooo,xoo, which are classed as both food and game fish, like the wall eyed pike and pickerel. Eggs taken from the State hatcheries last year produced 6,000,000 young fish. The stock was so increased that the yield next autumn should be over 9,000,000. A fire believed to have been of incendiary origin, destroyed the business block of Fred Golden, in West Berwick, last week Wednes day morning. Loss, $15,000. tMan tb. 1t19 KinttVou Have Alwafl DININQ IN OTHKK DAYS. Method of the I'nulLU at Tabid In the Beventcrnth Century. The old English had three mealu a day, of which the chief meal was taken when the work of the day waa finished. The first meal wai at 9 O'clock ,and supper was taken Just before bedtime. The Normans dined at the old English breakfast time or a little later and supped at 7 P. M. In Tudor times the higher classes dined at 11 and supped at 6 o'clock, but the merchants seldom took their deals before 12 and 6 o'clock. The chief meals, dinner and supper were taken In the hall both by the old English and the Normans, for the parlor did not corno Into use un til the reign of Elizabeth. Breakfast did not bcome a regular meal until quite lately, and Dr. Murray in the Oxford Dictionary gave 1643 as the date of the earliest quotation In which the word occurred. The meal did not becomo recognized until lute tn the seventeeth century, for I'epys habitually took his draft of hair a pint of Rhenish wine or a dram jf strong water In place of a morning meal. Dinner was always the great meal of the day, and from the accession of Henry IV. to the death of Queen Elizabeth the dinners were as sumptous and extravagant as any of those now served. Carving was then a fine art. Each guest brought his own knife and spoon, for the small fork was not Introduced Into England until Thom as Coryate of Obcombe published his "Crudities" In 1611. Pepys took his spoon and fork with htm to the Lord Mayor's feast In 1663. The absence of forks led to much stress being laid upon the act ot washing the hands both before and after meals and to the rule that the left hand alone should be dipped Into the common dish, the right hand be ing occupied with the knife. The perfect dinner at the best time of English cookery consisted of three courses, each complete In it self, and terminated by a subtlety or device, the whole being .rounded off with hlppocras, after which the guests retired Into another room, where pastry, sweetmeats and fruit were served with the choicer wines. The English were essentially meat eaters, and it was not until the time of the Commonwealth that pudding attained Its extraordinary popularity. Indeed, the first mention of pudding in the menus of the Uuckfeast at St, Bartholomew's Hospital did not oc cur until 1710, and In 1712 is an item ot 5 shillings for ice. London Times. Heraldic Apples. , Any person desiring a supply of apples bearing his family crest ha only to send an illustration of it to certain growers at Montreull, Fran ce, and he will duly receive the fruit the following season. The odd effect is obtained by growing the apples in paper bags, which are slipped on when the fruit Is about the size of a walnut. Being thus sheltered from the sun, the ap ples do not color as they swell, and when fully grown still remain green or yellow. As soon as they reach their maximum size the bags that cover them are replaced by others. on the side of which the desired crest or coat of arms has been cut' like a stencil. The sun can now penetrate to that part of the apple exposed and redden It thoroughly; so that when the bag is again with drawn the device is seen standing out In red upon the green surface. To obtain the opposite result that Is, a green device on a reJ ground the second bag is not used, but the pattern is cut out in paper and stuck on the fruit, the sun col orlng all the exposed parts, but leav lag greeu the crest or other device which the puper forms. Many Paris ian fruiterers have of late years ex posu.l fur Hale apples with the arms of Kud.sU printed upon them; others havo them with monograms, Chrlut lan uaiiios. arrow pierced hearts, and utiier Uun ices. Civilization nnd Puper. Our supremacy In civilization la established, ur.d It is France, the iiificlici- ot enlightenment that has established It for us. The Kovua Scion tlDque of Tatis, applies a very slniplo formula by way of civilization test. Every nation is "sized up" ac cording to the amount of paper It uses. In the matter ot paper production this country leads with an annual output ot 639,734 tons. Germany follows with 393,683 tons; England, 246, 0M tons; France, 196,942 tons; Austria, 147,706 tons, and Italy 123, 026 tons. Naturally the mere pro duction of paper cannot be taken as a correct standard, although It Is suggestive, for every country exports more or less paper. The amount of paper used in this country every year for each inhabi tant is 38:6 pounds; France, 20:5 pounds; Austria, 19 pounds; Italy, 15:4 pounds. The lowest European consumption la found in Servia with 1.1 pounds per capita. China uses the some amount. The lowest paper consumption in the world in In India, with only .31 pounds per Inhabitant. High Price for Wife. Mine. Uuerln ot Parts, who ran a matrimonial bureau In the French capital, promising to obtain rich and beautiful wtvea for her patrons upon receipt of a handsome consideration, hus been sued by a disappointed suitor who claims he paid 16,000 francs tor a wife bo never got. SEPARATE DRESS SKIRTS. We are now offering: some ! have ever shown in these, you have a Skirt need it will pay you to see them. A Regular $5.00 Panama Skirt . . now $4.00 A Regular 8.50 Chiffon Panama . . now $7.00 A 36 in. Black Moneybak Taffeta Silk at . $l-75 yd this week, regular $1.95 yd. 40 in. all wool Taffeta Dress Goods . . .1.00 yd 52 in. all wool Broadcloths . ... 1.00 yd 90 in. linen finished bleached Sheeting . . 35c yd Ladies' Fine Gauze Hose. Special . . . 25c pr New 14c Spring Dress Ginghams . , . I2$c yd A good full size Counterpane . , $1.00 each A fine satin Marsailles Counterpane . . 2.25 each Black Silk Nets for Waists . . . . $1.00 yd Homespun Towels, Special ... 2 for 25c Nemo Corsets, self reducing. . . . $3-00 NEW BELTS AND BELTINGS. THE CLARK STORE BIG OFFER To All Our Subscribers The RICAftS FARR3ER Indianapolis, Indiana. The Leading Agricultural Journal ot the Nation. Edited by an Able Corps of Writers. The American Farmer is the only Literary Farm Journal pub-' lished. It fills a position of its own and has taken the leadinj place in the homes of rural people in every section of the Unite States. It gives tLe farmer and his family something to think about aside from the humdrum of routine duties. Every Issue Contains an Original Poem by SOLON G00DE WE MAKE THE EXCEPTIONAL OFFER CF Two for the Price of One: THE COLUMBIAN The Oldest County Paper and THE AMERICAN FARMER BOTH ONE YEAR FOR $I.OO This unparalleled offer is made to all new subscribers, and all old ones who pay all arrears and renew within thirty days. Sample copies free. Address : THE COLUMBIAN, M'HENRY'S BILL. For The Protection ot Miners. Congressman John G. McHenry, of the Sixteenth Pennsylvania dis trict, proposes to shortly introduce a hill in Congress that if it becomes a law, he tinted States govern- nient will be an insurance agent lor the coal miuers and thtir families. Under the terms of the bill a Bureau of Mines and Mining is to be organ ized in the Department of Com merce and Labor, which will have the power to iuvestigate the causes of all accidents at the mines, and to afford such relief as the exigencies demand. In case of the death or injury by accident of any employee of any coal niiuing operation in the United States while in the perform ance of his regular duties, a certifi cate of death or injury is to be made out by the superintendent or mana ger of the mines. This certificate must set forth all the facts in the case and be signed by two reputa ble physicians and the mine inspec tor in charge of the mine where the accidents shall have occurred. The proposed act provides that on re ceipt of this information the Bureau of Mines and Mining shall issue a warrant equal to forty per cent, of the amount which in the judgment of the commissioner of the bureau the claimant would be entitled to receive under the pro rata partici pation in the insurance fund and forward it to the beneficiary. of the BEST VALUES we and in the newest effects. If Great Bloomsburg, Pa. A Serious Mistake. A Shamokin Young Man Who Got Hit Notes Mixed. A young man of tewn, says the Shamokin Herald,, who is particu lar about his laundry, wrote a note to the washer-woman and one to his sweetheart and accidentally got them in the wrong envelopes. The washerwoman got her invitation for a drive to Elysburg and is busy showing it, while his sweetheart received the sarcastic note which read : "If you crumple my shirt bosom like you have been doing I will try some one else." T1i crirl has been crying ever since white me wasnerwoman is jubilant and preparea xor tne drive. Envelope! 75,000 Envelopes carried In stock at the Columbian Office. The line includes drug envelopes. pay, coin, baronial, commercial sizes, number 6, 6J$, 6, 9, 10 and 1 1, catalog, &c. Prices rane from $1. to per 1000 minted, un t $5.00. Largest stock in the coun ty to sel:et from. JERSEYS Combination and Golden Lai FOR SAL,E a Cows, 3 Heifers and 13 Bulls. t. E. NIVIN, Undtnburi, Pa.