THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG. Pa. THE COLUMBIAN. bLOOMSBURG, PA. THURSDAY, DKCKMIJKIl 19. 1SK)7 A 'V1 at Hi tiu OtlUv, Hluomntniry, I'd. atneomdclttu tiiatttr, March l, INt. The awning in front of the St. IV mo Hotel has been removed by Landlord Wagonscller. It is a great improvement. Japanese table ware aud fancy china inbeatiful designs, at L. K. Hilary's china store. At Gihnore's toy store the goods are all up-to-date, and the prices reasonable. Take a look. See the large line of Christinas Calendars, at Mercer's. We invite a careful inspection ot our stock before making your Holi day Purchases. Geo. V. Hess, Jeweler. Christmas turkeys are not flood ing the market as yet, and the price asked for those oftered is up in the air. Diaries for 190S at Mercer's. A beautiful line ot dolls at Gil more's. Dinner sets in open stock, in Haviland, Klite, Johnson's English Porcelain, and Austrian, at L. H. Whary's china store. Mirrors, Shaving Sets, Military Sets, Traveling Cares, Fancy Box Paper, at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. The McKiuley-Darragh Co. has declared a dividend of four per cent, payable January 15th. A large amount of the stock is held in Bloouisburg and vicinity. Christmas tree oruameuts at Gil more's. Paul E. Wirt Fountain Pens at Geo. W. Hess Jeweler. Collar and Cuff Boxes, Necktie Boxes, Handkerchief Boxes, at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. Jardinieres, cuspidors, vases, glassware, and a great variety of beautiful holiday gifts at L. E. Whary's. Prof. O. II. Yetterhaa charge of the music at the teachers' institute 'at Indiana, Pa., this week. Umbrellas Special Prices at Geo. W. Hess' Jeweler. An Edison Phonograph Outfit will make an excellent Xtnas Gift. You can get it and all the latest and best Records at Geo. W. Hess Jeweler. . . Fred B. Allen has returned home fioni Panama, where he has been employed on the engineering corps for some time past. i A fine line of Hawkes and Dor flinger Cut Glass at Geo. W. Hess' Jeweler. The 23rd Christmas at Mercer's D. ug and Book Store. Sheriff Ent and his assistants Jo eph Sands and Pugh Closseu took nine prisoners to the Pen itentiary at Philadelphia on Mon day. An endless variety of plates, cups and saucers, cream and sugar sets, chocolate sets, salad and berry sets, mayonnaise bowls, chamber sets, at L. E. Whary's chiua store. Electric light is going to cost ke smoke now, bat you can see at nice line of Lamps of all kinds, big and little at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. Miss Bell,' clerk in the office at the Normal, has recovered from a serious illness, and resumed her duties. OASTOniA. ' faan tht Yuu HaveAlwajrs BoufiM Signature of t EVANS' SHOE STORE FALL SHOES. The assortment of EVANS' Shoes provides a shoe for every need, a style for every taste, a fit for every foot. Until you have seen these new mod els, or better yet, enjoyed the luxury of wearing one of them, you can not real ize what shoe perfection means. You are cordially invited to come in aud see these new fashions. The Progressive Shoe Store CHAS. M. EVANS. The winter vacation at the Nor mal will begin on Friday, 2cth, and the next term will open on January 7th. Watches, Watches, Watches, fine cheap and pretty at Geo. W. Hess' Jeweler. Col. Freeze tenders his most heartfelt thanks to his friends, who so abundantly manifested their sor row and sympathy in his great be reavement. And especially for their words of appreciation of the Chris tian character and personal virtues and many kindnesses of the deceas ed. The stock of Christmas Presents at Mercer's Drug and Book Store is larger than ever. Fine Diamond and Pearl Brooches at Geo. W. I less' Jeweler. Elijah Hess, an old resident of the upper end of the county, died at his home in Elk Grove on Mon day, aged 71 years and y months His wife and three daughters sur vive. The latter are Mrs. Laviua Beishline of Elk Grove ; Mr. II. A. Boston of Berwick, and Miss Jer usha Hess of Bloomsburg. The funeral was held today. Toilet Sets, many kinds, at Mer cer's Drug aud Book Store. Gold Spectacles and Eye Glasses tor Xmas Gifts at Geo. W. Hess' Optician. Eyes correctly fitted. At Gihnore's toy store will be found horns, tool chests, magic lanterns, doll houses, dishes, banks, mechanical toys, engines, cars, go carts, rocking horses, wagons, toy trunks, sleds, velocipedes, drums, pianos and organs, wheelbarrow, and hundreds of other nice presents for the children. That the new pure food law means trouble for liquor dealers was evidenced at Baltimore last Thursday, when forty-five barrels of whiskey belonging to A. L. Webb & Sons were seized and de stroyed on the grounds that the spirits were distilled from molasses instead of grain. The barrels bore the label stating that the contents were ' pure rye whiskey. Bibles and Testaments, the larg est line ever shown in Columbia county, at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. Returning Home. The numerous young men and women who are away from home at college and seminary will all be at home for the holidays. Some of them have already arrived. The social whirl will soon get busy, and there will be lively times during the Christmas vacation. There are over thirty young people who are at tending the higher institutions of learning. Gilmore's Bazar. As usual Gilmore's Toy Bazar is headquarters for toys of all kinds. He has a large and complete new line. Don't fail to see his stock before making holiday purchases. FARMERS' INSTITUTES. Farmers' Institutes will be held in this county as follows : Cata wissa, January 27 and 28 ; Mill ville, January 29 and 30 ; Mifflin ville, January 31 and February 1st. The committee having them in charge are now at work arranging the programs. A number of pro minent instructors will be present. Books of all kinds, Linen, Rag, Juveniles, Poets and many late Books at Mercer's. Christmas Service. The M. E. Sunday School, as sisted by the orchestra and church choir, will render a beautiful Christ mas service in the auditorium of the church on Sunday evening, December 22nd at 7 o'clock, to which the public Is most cordially invited. Farmers' Week at State College. Superintendent W. W. Evans has issued the following notice con cerning farmers' week at State College : "Believing that many of our people are anxious to keep in touch with the wonderful advancement in matters pertaining to the improve ment of rural life, I have decided to extend an invitation to all those who share in this desire, to join a party which is being arranged to visit State College, two and a half days during what is known as "I-armers' Week." I know of no other opportunity for gaining so much valuable information as this at so little expense of time and money. Complete program may be had by writing to the College. All teachers, directors, pupils of high and grammar schools, Grang ers aud any others who are inter ested in any of the various phases of agriculture are cordially invited to join our party. We shall leave East Bloomsburg at 7:25 011 the Pcnna. the eveuing of ednesday. Jan. 1. I-rom Sun- bury we shall go by the Reading to Lewisburg, where we shall lodge and breakfast, arriving at State College about 9 o'clock Thursday morning. Returning we shall leave at 2 o'clock Saturday afternoon arriving in Bloomsburg that even ing at 6:05 on the 1) L. & W. . The entire cost of the trip will be somewhere between Pight and ten dollars. All persons w ho expect to join us should write nie 111 ample time that I may make all necessary arrangements. W. W. Evans, Co. Supt. . . . Christmas in the Philippines. (From Leslie's Weekly.) Although they are dwellers in a tropical country, where the envi rontnents differ greatly from those in their own land, the Americans now in the Philippine Islands will celebrate innstmas wit 11 quite as much zeal and in nearly the same fashion as the people of the "States." So far as the soldiers stationed there are concerned, the authorities at Washington have done their share to make the day a pleasant one. What is said to be the "largest Christmas dinner ever sent from any port in the world" was shipped recently from Sau Francisco to Manila, on the trans port Sherman. The good things thus characterized were intended for the military men in our Asiatic possessions and their families. Ev ery member of the little army in the Islands including, also, it is to be hoped, the native constabu lary is to be supplied with a reg ular Christmas meal of the Occi dental kind. For this purpose the Sherman carried from the Golden Gate not less than 35,000 pounds of turkey, five hundred gallons of cranberry sauce, big cases of home made mince meat for pies, and hun dreds of tins of plum pudding. In order to convey these delicacies in safety and good condition to their destination, an immense ice-box was especially constructed to con tain them. The fowls were all rais ed in California, and were of the finest quality. This generous con tribution by the government to the typical observance of the great re ligious holiday is expected to put Uncle Sam's fighting men in good humor and to lessen to some extent that "home-sick feeling" which frequently attacks the exile. The personal friends in this country of the soldiers have also taken a hand in addiug to the latter's content ment, by forwarding to them mul titudes of gifts of various kinds. Nor will the American civilians there be forgotten by the relatives and friends from whom they are separated so far. BRITISH VS. AMERICAN BOVS. Taken as a general proposition. Kirk Iiowden's assumption that the English hoy Is superior to the Amerl ran hoy In the matter of learning a inerhnnln's trade and keeping at It la a lihel on the youth of this land. The Prltlsh hoy who learns a trade la s;IU, desrite the democratic advance In hi;: nativo country, subject to class con ditions and traditions. In the average ensn he looks upon himself as having been horn to a station In which hn Is destined to remain. He Is not dazzled by sudden flights of his fellows to wrnlth and power. His forming mind Is diverted by no visions of a seat in Congress or the chair In the White House. He Is a shoemaker who sticks to his last. Contrasted with the spirit of worka day solidity thus Indicated 1b the vaulting ambition to reach social and financial heights which frequently causes the American boy to run and leap where he might more wisely take time to trudge. Vain dreams of quick wealth and easy soaring become read ily mischievous in young mins. They are far from Inevitable to American youth. But they find promotion in an educational system rich in book culture and regrettably poor In practi cal trades teaching. A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY, (NO. 4.) Trobably nine-tenths of the peo ple of Bloomsburg never saw me, neither heard tell of me. I ask your pardon lor indulging in per sonal references, relating to myself. I his I do because we are not gen erally acquainted with one another. I was born on the 10th day of April, 1836, hence I am in my 72nd year. I was married on the 1st day of January, 1859, and hence by next New Year, will have been married 49 years. I am hopefully looking forward for the 50th anni versary of our marriage. I have grown gray with the passing years, but I am not iu the least bald. My eyesight has never failed. I always read and do all my business with out the aid of glasses, except when I read by artificial light. The glare of the light hurts my eyes and I protect them with glasses. I never bought any spectacles, nor never looked through any, through which I could see any better than with out them. At present my health is par ex cellent and I am stout and vigor ous for my years. This you can judge from the fact, since my hired help left me on the 28th of Septem ber without the possibility of get ting any help w hatever by the day. I was left with seven acres of corn standing to be cut up and husked and over 200 bushels of potatoes in the ground to be dug besides other farm work. With the aid of my daughter at home I have gathered and housed all. It was not the 111 tention that either of us should per form all of tins work, as I am crip pled and my daughter not stout, but we had 110 other alternative except to let these crops perish and go to ruin. This we could not permit. I would not have run the farm this summer had I foreseen such a condition. It will not be repeated. In the winter of 861 I had an attack of malignant diphtheria when the disease broke out in my school. There were four cases ol it in two families three children in the John Ikeler home and my own. Two of the Ikeler children died. Happily there was 110 Board of Health, nor quarantining done and the disease did not spread Three years ago this winter I had a serious attack of pneumonia, and my recovery was thought to be very doubtful. Last winter I had an attack of Blight's disease and for six weeks I did not know where I was. The swoon of hallucination however, was very agreeable, and I could not recollect of people vis iting me in my sickness. Of course everybody said I could not rally from my sick condition, but people never know. So long as there is life, there is hope. I have corresponded with various newspapers for twenty-ave years and I clipped every article I wrote and scrapped it in a book. I have now five completed scrap books which will be a treasure to my pos terity in years to come. I have three daughters two married and one at home. My daughters both married Ashelmans, half brothers One lives in Wilkes-Barre and one a near neighbor to her old home The one living in Wilkes-Barre, lived a year or two in Fernville adjacent to Bloomsburg. This article closes my opportuni ty to chat with the people in Bloomsburg. If I have not been entertaining I at least wish you al well. I wish you all a happy Christmas John C. Wenner, Benton, Pa. Souvenir Post Cards are printed at this othce. Halt tones supplied. "Bertha, the Sewing Machine GirL" That A. II. Woods is not afraid to spend money, is proven by the magnitude of his new production, "Bertha, the Sewing Machine Girl" which will be at the Opera House on Friday. December 20th. This play is given in four acts and twelve scenes, each of the latter being a masterpiece of modem scenic art. The locality in which the story is laid is New York; the time the present. Among the stage pictures presented are "The Graud Central Station; Central Park; The Tene ment Quarter ;" "The Sweat-shop;" The Kgyptian Room; the Motor Boat Chase on the Hudson; The Engine House of Co. No. 12; The Burning Tenement House; The Bertillion Room in the Tombs Pris on aud the Criminal Court. "Ber tha, the Sewing Machine Girl" will be played by a splendid cast of competent performers. Williamsport Commercial College. "'Eighty calls lor bookkeepers and stenographers received since Sept ember first. Winter term begins January 6th. Trial lessons and catalogue Jfree. We also teach by mail. That Little Which has been placed on the Suits, Coals and Children's Coats at the Garment Department of The Clark Store, makes you a NICE SAVING on your purchases of these goods. Its just so much money in pocketbook, and they are the great est Coat, Suit and Children's Coat VALUES NOW OF FERED. Your inspection invited. THE CLARK STORE Furs of all kinds at the prices to suit. PEMSYLVAMA RAILROAD Bulletin. THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS ON THE RAILS. At no other period of the year does home-hunqer grip the human heart with such an eager yearning as at Christmas time. The lasting memories of the old homestead, the ten der welcome of the older and the merry greetings of the younger dear ones, the happy reunion about the festal board, the pungent odor of the cedar, the witchery of the holly, the lurking sentiment of the mistletoe, all combine to make a lure well nigh irresistible. It is the season of reunions and foregathering, of meet ing and parting. The zest of travel is rife, for apart from the home-goings and social exchanges it is a holiday time for many and there are pleasant excursions to be made, where sightseeing has an added relish from the prevalent gaiety and good cheer. The Pennsylvania Railroad is always popular at holiday times, Its system is so far-reaching, and at the same time so closely interwoven with the needs of the traveler; its trains are so numerous and so well equipped for the accommodation of every class of travel, and its ticketing arrangements so sat isfying that it might be termed the Santa Claus route. Its Limited trains carrying the highest grade of travelers, completely appointed in every detail, offer exceptional advan tages to the children going home from school for the Christ mas vacation. The boys naturally gravitate to such trains; the girls will find every comfort and safeguard, as well as a maid at their command. No matter whither bound it is wise to consult a Pennsyl vania Railroad Ticket Agent as to trains and rates. He can start you right; the rest will be easy. I2-I2-lQ-2t BIG OFFER To All Our Subscribers The Great AMERICAN FARMER Indianapolis, Indiana. The Leading Agricultural Journal ot the Nation. 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