THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURd, PA. 0 1 fit WOMEN OF F I FT rnoPKAx critics claim tiiry TAKK A HACK SKAT. She May Do Much to Make Herself Charming In Dnm and Manner Hliuultl Not Resort to Artifices to lIKulne Ago. Our European critics are fond of f:ing that American society is ..nlnated entirely by the young ) won. ThU used to be pretty ) ,'ly true, but It is true no longer. . ihe contrary, It may be claimed, v. J unanswerable arguments ad - ...-ed to prove it, that the woman iii'tjr holds the controlling social i i.ii In most American communities. Probably no one who has not t.i.Jled the work of the women's clubs and patriotic and philan thropic societies has any Idea of the extent to which they have increased the capacity and the happiness of the middle-aged woman. One of Wil liam Morris' most striking lines is this: The happy are the masters of the arth. In China, the older a woman be comes the happier she Is. The same thing Is gradually becoming true, as it ought to be, In this country. And when you become happy, you become powerful. Tho woman of fifty among us miffht as well appreciate the fact; K!:e is now a chief factor in the higher civilisation, and it behooves her to seize her scepter and make ttn most of her position. . To this end, let her beware of the ways of the kitten. They may do for the maiden of seventeen, but thoy become ridiculous when mated with gray hairs. Cooing and frisk ing; and giggling are not for the wo man of fifty, except in the retirement of her own home. Even if she bo Incurably light-minded , she must learn when in public to express her j frivolity in a staid way. or bo In- i BuiTerable. As the Duke of York said of himself In the play, she must , have "not a thought but things on ' dignity." It has been fashionable during ' late years for elderly women to wear delicate pinks, blues and lavenders nnd even rather violent shades of ttese colors, which Is all very well for the handsome ones but re member that these light tints make one very conspicuous. You cannot u.'uially bear them, unless you aro i rood looking. The woman of fifty, if she amounts " icy thing at all, will probably have ,'ow wrinkles. By cultivating em ioiut.she can escape them. But, .'t) slenderness and delicacy of flg r:i are fashionable, the face must ('.are in this general meagerness and the thin face Is bound to wrlnkl by the time the late forties are reached. Qray hair comes with wrinkles. . Fotunately, the old-time hair-dye has largely disappeared among de cent people. Qray hair Is often a disadvantage to those who work for a living but, for others It may be desirable. Women who try hard to rub out their wrinkles and color their hair forget this sound- rule. Appropri ateness and consistency are great perhaps the greatest considerations to keep in mind in matters of this hind. Wrinkles and gray hair and certain unmistakable angles, and pe culiarities of figure go with advance log years. A sense of offensive ar tificiality marks any case in which the Usual accompanlmenta of par ticular times of life are wanting. There are, aa it were, anachronisms. The qualities do not "compare," and the artistic aye is shocked. It is well enough for the woman of fifty to use a certain amount of "cerate" on her face (though it la probably useless and wjll only make It downy); to be careful when she Bleeps, that the flesh of her oheek Is pulled up, and not down; to take massage and "physical culture," and specially to devote attention to the niceties of dress, being careful not to overdo It. But she must remem ber that she has reached "a certain age" and, however she may de plure the fact and determine to con ceal it, it will uot. There la something contemptible in trying to hide one's age unless, perhaps, one's living depends upon It. In most Instances, all such efforts are useless. There are vague, but sure, indications, which, to the observing eye, number your yearg, O womanl and the most undignified thing which you can do is to try to deceive the matter. la short, the main effort should be, let ns say, to make one' appear ance a symphony, as it were, of which one's age is the keynote and of which the details are lost in the beauty and distinction of the whole. It is the enly way In which one may, to use the pleasant old phrase, "grow old gracefully." Boa ton Post Vegetable Hair. One of the most interesting though perhaps least known indus tries of Algeria is the production of vegetable hair. Thla hair or fiber la made from the dwarf palm which grows In large quantities along the coast of Algeria. A few years ago this plant was looked upon as a use less weed; now it has been found to contain a most useful fiber and la largely sought after. The fiber Is an excellent substitute for horse hair and la In great demand among upholsterers, mattress makers, har ness makers and carriage builders) on the continent for the eft sapor IMPROVED WIXIOW SHADE. Lowered From Top Instead I Raised From the Bottom. The need of a window shade for household use which could bo low ered from the top of the window, allowlnR the light to enter the room from tho upper portion of the win dow, and yet cover the balance of tho window, has long been recog nized. Such a window shnde, or curtain, is shown In the Illustration, Curtain Lowered From Above. The ordinary shade is used, with the roller attached to tho bottom of the shade instead of to the top. At the top of the shade is a wooden strip to which tho supporting cord is se cured, the cord running over a pulloy at the top of the window and drop ping on the Inside within easy reach of the hand. In the cord pulley is an attachment for locking the cord, so that the top of the curtain can be held at any polut ou the window do sired. Attached to the roller on the bottom of the curtain u, also a cord for lowering the curtain. The advantage of having a window cur tain which can be lowered from the top will bo instantly recognized. HOCSFHOLI) SUGGESTIONS. A piece of charcoal put Into the pot with boiling onions will absorb most of the odors. A cup of chopped celery, If added to almost any stuffing for fowls will improve It. A few gvaLns of rice put In the salt cellar will keep the salt moving when being shaken and avoid Its caking. Place a little peppermint oil in mine holes. This will keep the mice awny, as the odor Is obnoxious to them. A bit of sugar added to turnips while cooking helps them wonder fully. Clean brass pans with vinegar and salt before polishing. This will re move any poisonous corrode and make them fit for use in cooking. Add a few drops of lemon juloe to eggs while being scrambled. It will Improve the taste. Grease the upper inside edge of the pan in which chocolate is be ing made made and It will not boll over. When It is not possible to have ice, meat may bo kept fresh for several days through very hot weather by immersing it In freshly soured milk. Put the meat Into a crock or crockery bowl, cover en tirely with the milk and set in a cool place. Change the milk at in tervals of twelve hours. Restless Women. We all know such women know them admire them and tremble for them! As they stagger to and fro, striving vainly to overtake the tasks which our modern life imposes upon them, we think with sympathy, first of all, for them, and then, If they are wives and mothers, for their husband and children. We own the claims of hospitals and sewing-classes and kindergartens that drag them hither and thither; but if we were to speak to them In that Western vernacular which erled out to the parson who took an hour to preach a twenty-minute sermon, "Brother, don't spread your butter so thin!" we should entreat them to concentrate rather than to scatter their often wasteful, though always well-meant endeavors. Harper's Basar. To Improve Mince Pie. Mince pie, that ever popular dish may be made much richer and more attractive, if intended for festive occasions, by sprinkling each pie before putting on the upper crust with a tew finely chopped figs and walnuts. The housewife who origin ated this idea for improving a plain pie uses claret Instead of eider for moistening. A cranberry pie, with the addition of a few raisins, makes a nice change. Use Oven Inst end of Fry Pun. Anyone wishing to fry salt pork, bacon or sausages will be well pleased with the result. If they are placed in a baking pan and cooked in a hot oven. Fish, which always spatters your stove, can ptel as well be baked. Prepare the same as for frying. Put in a baking pan and, If your oven is good and hot, the fish will not need turning. About to to SO minutes la required to fry halibut v What tho World Represents. Men think they have conquored the world when it yields them tho things they want, and all tho while It has eonquored and captivated , them. Tho world is like a mettlo- ' some, powerful horse a grand thing for Joy and service to tho rider aa ji 1 i long as ho la absolute master of the beast, but how terrible tor him If, 'hjjua fi j ho loMi tne 'tit ;... '. WOMAN'S SENSE OF HUMOR, When Highly Cultivated Often Be comes An Avenging Weapon. Woman, as a whole, Is considered to have no sonso of humor. in fact, her lurk of appreciation of a Joke Is a stundard Jest among tho men folk. Thoy write funny stories about it and get paid Inrge prices for Jokes In comic papers. And all becauso woman's sense of humor does not He along the sanm lines as their own. Tho real truth of the mutter Is that men don't want woman to have a sense of humor. They are afraid of the woman who Is very quick to see a Joke. They feel that as she Is so quick to see the ridiculous side of things, she will be equally quick to see the ridiculous side of them, and that no man can stand. Voltaire, who so thoroughly un derstood mankind, prayed "God, Amke my enemies ridiculous." A keen sense of humor makes life much easier for the person who pos sesses it, but in the case of a woman there is great danger of sacrificing her lovableness at the alter of hor humor. It Is hotter for a woman to be sympathetic then humorous. The person with a very keen sense of humor la apt to laugh in the wrong place, and Is constantly hurt ing the feelings of others. The funny side always strikes first. I know of a woman who always sees the funny side of every person. It's intensely amusing to listen to her comments, but you can't help but have an uneasy consciousness that you take your turn with her other victims. As an entertaining woman she is sought by all men, but no one man seems to fall in love with her. They fight shy of that highly developed sease of humor of hers. A man of my acquaintance says his chief amusement in life la his wife's failure to see the point In a Joke. "She is so dellclously at sea,," he says. "And when sho does grasp a point It is never the on ! you mean." That man's sense of humor U ex ceedingly well developed, I should say, when he Is able to see a joke In what would drive Borne people to distraction or divorce. Humor frequently makes ene mies; sympathy Invnrlably make friends. New York World. Quirk Needle Threader. At the upper end of the threader is an opening shaped to hold a needle so that the eyes will register with openings at the sides. These side openings gradually decrease from the outer extremity to tUe opening registering with eye and Can't Miss the Needle's Eye. needle. It is an easy matter to lo cate the hole in the threader, the passageway of the opening guiding the end of the cotton to the eye of the needle and through to the other side. The threader is surrounded by a pin cushion which keeps it in to its attractiveness. FASHION'S MANDATE. Every woman needs an Empire scarf in these days. They are de lightful with an Empire or Dlrec tolre costume and make a charming accessory to almost any sort of even ing dress. There is a tendency toward Jap anose styles just now. Lon.s shoulder effects and drooping sleevrB are seen everywhere. Thla Is proba bly the outcome of tho pelerln? effects which have been bo popular. There is a great nilxt ir? of his torical periods shown In the differ ent ' articles of dress. Hats sera, for the most part, Inspired by the Louis XVI day, while gowns still lean toward that of the Empire. Among the darker walstlngs are shown some very pretty invisible plaids in green and navy blue. These look well worn with a plain skirt of the same color as the pre vailing hue in the waist. Roles for Carving. A shoulder of mutton should have the bone part toward the carver, and be cut right across In thick slices. ' Sirloin of beef should be placed on the dish rlth undercut below, then thin slices should be cut from the side next the carver. These are served with pieces of the under cut to each person Ham must be carved In long, thin slices, out through the thick fat down to the bone. Tongues should be cut In rather thick slices, those in the eenter be ing the most delicate. They should be cut across and served with slices taken from each side, and a small Mu4 f ft at. th roots. - r. J r HAIR BRUSH APPLIF.3 TON 10. ' Liquid Flows From Teeth of Comb to the Head. A California matt has devised a i unique contrivance to assist the ri:. who fears baldness and Is trying t elTert a cure with hair tonics or n ratorers. It Is well understood II.!' t In the applications of all of t,'n,j hair revlviners, the tonic niii-t I) thoroughly and effectually lubbel Liquid Drops From Comb, into the scalp. To apply the liquid and the rubbing to greatest ad vantage is the purpose of tho novel comb. The teoth of tho comb are of unusual shape, being curved to conform to the roundness of the hend. At one end of the comb ho placeo a reservlor and the bulb, small passages connecting the reservoir and the teeth of th tomb. The squeeze of tho bulb forct.8 the liquid (which is stored In the resevoir) through the teeth of tho comb and onto the head. The ease with which the tonic can bo applied to the comb will be instantly apparent. HOME COOKIXO. Russian Sandwiches. Spread zephyrettes with thin slices of cream cheese; cover with chopped olives mixed with mayon naise. Place a zephyrctte over each and press together. Shrimp Wiggle. One can shrimps, 1 pint cream, 1 can of peas, 2 tablespoonfuls of flour mixed with water and a tableupoon ful of butter. Put milk Into chafing dish or double boiler, and Just before It bolls add the mixed flour and water, stirring constantly to prevent lumping. When thick add shrimp and peas. Cook 15 minutes, and Just before serving add buttor, salt and a dash of cayenne. Serve with toasted saltlnes or lettuce sand wiches. Hickory Nut CHke. Here Is a good recipe for hickory nut cake: Cream a cupful of sugar, half a cupful of butter and add the yolks of two eggs. Sift together two cupfulls of ttaur, a teaspoouful of soda. Make a cavity In the center of the flour and pour the other In gredients Into It, gradually mixing all together. Add a cupful of hick ory nuts and raisins minced; lastly the whites of two eggs. Add just a little milk if the butter needs more moistening. Bake in broud. shallow pans, cut Into squares and frost, decorating the top of each square with three hickory nut meats. New Way to Bake Potatoes. Take off the rear covers of your range and place the potatoes in tho space on top of the oven and replace the covers. It is well to turn them when about half done; the drafts of the stove may be left closed, and In an hour or less tho potatoes are evenly baked. This with no watch ing or extra fire. Cod Liver Oil As a Food. Nine persons out of every ten think of cod liver oil as a medicine. Since It is so regarded it has to share tha odium of all medicines. Few people use it unless it Is pre scribed by a physician. Now, cod liver oil Is a medicine in the senso that it is wondorfully effective in the treatment of many diseases. But it Is not a medicine in the popularly accepted meaning of the term. That Is, It is not a drug. Cod liver oil is primarily a food. Perhaps the most accurate way to describe It would be to call it a medicinal food. The fact that nothing else equals it as a producer of strength In th9 body suggests almost unlimited pon slbilltles of use in the diet. Where as now cod liver oil Is rarely taken except as a medicine, it could ha used universally as a food with most gratifying results. It Is a curious thing that the ele ments of cod liver oil have been combined by nature in the niaklnx of that oil a skill which surpasses all human chemistry, or even human knowledge. it is an astonishing fact that cod liver oil 1b so complex that, In spite of the most painstaking analysis and diligent Investigation, no man has yet been able to dis cover any of the elements which enter Into its composition. Mucilage for Darning Dresses. A novel way of mending a woolen or silk dress In which a hole has been torn, and where only a patch will remedy matters, Is the follow ing: The frayed portions around tho tear should be very carefully trim med and smoothed, and a piece of the material moistened- with very th'.n mucilage placed under the holo. A heavy weight should bo put upon It until It is dry, when It Is only possible to discover tho mended jlfrJb careful observation. , - Tho Kind Yon Have Always In uso for over 30 years, and eonal supervision since Its infancy I'CCCcAMS, Allow no one to deceive vou in this. All Counterfeits, Imitations and Just-as-good" aro but Experiments that trifle with and endanger tho health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment What is CASTORIA Cantoria Is n harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is Pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotlo substance. Its age Is Its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the . Stomach and Uowcls, giving healthy and natural sleep Tho Children's Panacea Tho Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALWAYO S7 Sears the The Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years. VMS IMT.UH MMMV, Tt MUMUt STartT. IW VfMM (IT. MAY COURT JURYMEN. 1KAN1 JUKOKH. Michael Ohl, CuttiwUsn township. Charles Mordtui, Mt. Plensnnt. Clmrles F. Stine, Cleveland. Wllltutti Kline, Kenton lioro. Martin L. linriimrd, Berwick. John Corbet, Bloomsburg. David Keller, Orange lioro. C. E. Yorks. Sugurlouf. Harry Wright. Coiivnirhaiu. .1. (). Ikeler, Orange twp. Koiiert Harder, JSerwlck. . Clark lioL'urt. Pine. Juclson Christian, Pine. J. N. Conner, Centre. John W. Fortner, CVntralia. Win. I oilman, ISIoomnburir. Peter J. Peimer, CatawixMi Horo. A. l' Hnrtiniin, Catuwissn lioro. Charles K. Hull. Nerwiek. John Harp, Mt. Pleasant. u. J . waKerieirt, nerwiuk. Charles H. ltrelseh. Main. Itanck Patterson, Hemlock. John It McAnall, Berwick. First Wkkk. Z. A. Butt, Benton Boro. David Fallot, Montour. George Whiteniglit, Madison. Jiarry M. avails. Kerwlek. C. LaRue lives, Millville. Charles II. Frit.. Berwick. Klias (Stephens, Jackson. Win. Custer, Scott. Elliott Adam. Berwick. Charles U. Fans, Pine. Wni, Deimlson, Main. Kichanl Hess, Main. Henry F. llittenhouse, Briarcreek. Albert Cole, Kutrarloar. Bush Harrison, FisMnecreek. KIwood Katiouse. Hcott. Alf. Burlingame, Scott. Joshua Womer, Locust. lMya liartzeii, Alain. R. C. Kindt, Mt. Pleasant. Jacob Kindig, Berwick. J. B. M. Bardo, Madison. Jacob Bones, Jackson. x Heister White, Mount Pleasant. W. B. Hess, FishliiKtreek, Aiuert Aiummy. Jieaver. John Kelly, Blooinsburg. uuval JJlxon, Herwtck. John M. Hummel, Flshingcreek. Kansloe George. Cleveland. Chester Sjieary, Benton twp. Himon R. Karl, Locust. Bamuel W, Baker, Blooinsburg. liinn rursei, jmuvuie. George B Lee, Madison. Henry Loux, Berwick. B. E. Ruckle, Orange twp. John W. Lewis, Bloomuburg. a. it. itenrie. Ainnin. Howard Oman. M. Pleasant. J. D, Henry, Orange lioro. J. 11. Townseiid, Scott. Jiioyu Appieman, Benton Boro. Charles O. Moist. Madison. John W. Masteller, Bloomsburg. Taylor Ruckle, Montour. valentine Stout, Sugarloaf. Alfred B. Cole, Millville. Skcond Wrek. Howard Pursel, Bloomsburg. L. E. Schwartz, Bloomsburg. Edward Levan. Convntrham. J. E. Sands, Mt. Pleaaant. John G. Laubach, Sugarloaf. Hoyu I'ry, JilooniHuurg. Evan Buckalew, Benton Boro. Aaron Trexler, Conyngham. v nanus iterger. t;atawissa Boro. Lorenza D. Rohrbach, Franklin. Joseph Heaoock, Greenwood. Charles Smith, Madison. Isaac Martz, Briarcreek. Adam Brocius, Catawlssa Boro. Wesley Smith, Mt. Pleasant. Pierce Kelfer, Centre. G. W. Vanlleu, Flshingcreek. Mordical Yocuni, Jackson. Iram D. Pitall, Pine, Daniel Derr, Mifilin. Jessie O. Edwards, Berwick. Joe Hinpensteel. Scott. C. W. McKelvy, Blooinsburg. Freas Hunslnger, Berwick. Titos. Mensch, Catawlssa twp. Elias Geiger, Montour. Clarence F. Redline, Mifflin. OASTOniA, BMnthf ?l!'0Kird7aiiHavAlwaff8Q8! 3 Bought and which lifts been has borne tho dljrnatare of has been made Under his per- Signature of Women Who Wear Well It is astonishing how great a change a few years of married life will make in the appearance and dispos'tiou of niauy women. The freshness, the charm, the brilliance vanish like the bloom from a peach which is rudely handled. The matron is only a dim shadow, a faint echo of the charming maiden. There are two' reasons for this change, ignorance and ne glect. Few young women appre ciate the shock to the system through the change which comes with marriage. Many neglect to deal with the unpleasant drains which are often consequent on mar riage and motherhood, net under standing that this secret drain is robbing the cheek ot its freshness and the form of its fairness. As surely as the general health suffers when there is derangement of the health of the delicate womanly or gans, so surely when these organs are established iu health the faee and form at once witness to the fact in renewed couiliness. Haifa mil lion women and more have found health and happiness in the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Frescription. It makes weak women strong and sick women well. Ingredients on label. When a man is old and ugly, and his wife is young and beautiful, It is a sure sign he is rich. Life Guards, The Life Guards are two regi ments of cavalry forming part of the British household troops. Thejr are gallant soldiers, and every loysl British heart is proud of them. Not only the King's household, bat yours, ours, everybody's should have its life guards. The need of them is especially great when the greatest foes of life, diseases, find allies in the very elements, as co'.ds, influenza, catarrh, the grip, and pueumouia do in the storniv month of March. The best way that we know of to guard against these dis eases is to strengthen the system with Hood's Sarsaparilla the greatest of all life guards. It re moves the conditions in which these diseases make their most success ful attack, gives vigor and tone to all the vital organs and functions, and imparts a ge. ial warmth to .the blood. Remsmber the weaker the system the greater the exposure to disease. Hood's Sarsaparilla makes the syste n strong. Trespass Kotioes. Card signs ' 'No Trespassing" for sale at this office. They are print ed iu accordance with the late act of 1903. Price 5 cents each, tf Some men can't pass a saloon any more than a woman can pass a bargain counter. without pain, inconvenience, or leaving boam MO KNIFE MO 1-LASTKU-NO fAUl Vk. uium miifiiiir.fi i .. a .... i ilooal MMlioalOoucrwHianil prunouiic4 by prumlMria "r." !!wr lli"iuMua to ba til oult uartuoaBt aiu. HaDd lur fraa booklet. Invaatiaala to-day. 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