THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. mrsjipib ts Built Upright Facing the Sea Front, BELIES "DARKEST AFRICA" Mouse Built Against a Mountain Rising Out of the Mediterranean Sea Picturesque Combination of Rich Coloring of Houses. Trees and Shrubbery. One who has penetrated this con tinent no farther than Algiers cannot possibly understand why It was ever called "Darkest Africa." It is more brilliant than the City of Light itself ad ie exceptionally beautiful on eiewed from the harbor. It Is an upright city (its merchants re not nil built to correspond), oc vpydug the faoe of a precipitous hill r mountain. It rises straight from a blue Mediterranean. Some of the !UBes actually have no backs, tall Iwuiws at that. They have fronts and rides, the hill forming a ready-made tack. Therefore, sea-front rooms are vwdlable all the way from the boule vard to the very top of the equil lateral Mangle at the summit of which in .he towbah, or ancient fortress of the Buoh ploturesquenessi The sapphire sea, the great group ef stucco buildings, mostly of cream otor, the mans of rich greenery at Jte top and the softly blue sky above. WitSi these are blended colors that oooie out more clearly with every etep. Some of the bulldiings are a JatUeate pink, some oyster-gray and any are ornamented with richly ttnted tiles. These are of many sorts. Vtore are the great buildings along be side of Hie water-front boulevard, aalatia hotels far up the hills, fas atnatlng villas behind high walls hid Ian among blossoms and trees, pic kwesque mosques and the quaint win iow less houses of the old town These square houses forever fascl aate perhaps because dt amounts to Baking one's life In one's hand to ex plore them and the old quarter gen erally. The natives, as seen here, are sertaJnly a murderous, dirty, dlseased feektag lot, and it's a wonder that Jboee of us who exist fln terror of arms at home ever live through these explorations. No sunshine penetrates Into many at the houses, which consist of one tack, damp room with one opening, md no other door or window. Such a fcrase fronts on a street so narrow ad steep as to forbid a visit In a rriage, and from it diverge other itreets which are but dark, narrow itoep flights of stone that twist and rn most bewllderlngly. In these one ay see public scribes, workers In wood and basketry, but more idlers md players wltih dirty cards. Beggars, jtten horribly deformed, are at every rn. They follow one persistently ltd men smiling in a way to haunt mo and children hissing constantly, "Mercl, madam, mere!!" The fact Aat they receive not a single coin has Wthlng to do with their long-repeated .hanks. An occasional glimpse of the beau tful sea from these squalid haunts Mkes it all the more lovely by son fast. Dark-hued, picturesquely clad men, ch wltfo a tiny donkey hidden under stmense panniers, clean these streets, rhilch are too complicated to accom rodate a oamel, even if this ship of he desert were allowed in the city A jrtmRlve broom and a shovel are the treet cleaner's weapons. One shud . era at the dust raised by the broom nd again at the savage way the man wmds the sweepings down Into the airnlers threatening to annihilate the tmlnutive beast. The donkey goes twn the steps trembling. Ofteu he I too heavily ladon to budge go:ng p, in which oase the man pushes him. Philadelphia Record. Dog Travels 70 Miles to Old Home. A remarkable instance of a dog's W of home Is reported from Crom tgh, Dunblane, Perthshire. A collie pg was given to Mr. Hunter of Her KUhall, Berwickshire, by his brother- . 9-ta.w Mr. Gllholm of Cromlegh, and las sent by train to the borderland. She animal worked among the shncp &r two days arid tl;n suddenly dls tipeared. It afterward turned up at Isold home, having done the seventy aile Journey in forty tours. London ' C alegrapb. Cost of the World's Railroads. Some Interesting statistics bearing jn the railroads of the world are .jrought together In a German rnihil. :atlon, the Arohiv fur ISisonbahn- wepen. Accoiding to its figures as produced by the Railroad Gazette, the world's railroad mileage Is 520.- ryj5 miles, reprexentlng an investment jl 34,9G4,342,000. In comparing the railroad mileaeo if the Old World and of the new, it is found that the latter has 278.046 inllea against 242,908 for the former, A Cat Twenty-four Years Old. On of the oldest felines in Missouri sited recently when the family cat of William Gllmore, living near Millers' Vurg, expired ait the advanced age of J years. "The way I kept track of her age." aye Mr. Miller, "was knowing that sh was Just aa old as one of my dsMOShters. Twenty-four years is a long time for a oat to live In one family, and we miss her mightily." Olty Times, When a man bas positive Independ ence on publlo occasion look out for a slump when a real test case comes MONEY IN ENGLAND jueer Nicknames in Slang Given to English Coins. "We may tiiiiiK there is a great doal of 8ijng in I'Jiiyiish, us we commonly Use it in this country," Mr. J. R bora ghau cmacnt's, " bui in at leant one re spect lite colloquial tongue of Kug.aud surpasses the wealth ol terms we poa fees iu tins regain, and that is ihe slang rol.iu.ng to money, Tho Ameri can uses u.slon.slmifcly few biang ords lu Epudkiiig of pieces of money perhaps because ho lias a greater re spect lor iL A live-cent piece Is usu ally referred to as a nickel but this is practically the only slang term applied to any of our money in general use. A dime is ollicially a dime and so U a quarter. "Hut turn ,to tho English appella tions for their money, and hardly a bit of it is referred to under its au thorized and ofllnlal designation. A ahilliug la seldom called such In Lon don; they call it a 'bob;' and a 'quid,' which means a piece of tobacco in thU country, is what they term a pound. Sixpence they call a 'tanner,' fourpence a 'Joey' and a penny more often than not Is unknown to the Btreot gamins save as a 'mag.' A cat' man will not tell you a ride cost 5 shillings, but that It will require a bull' to pay for it, and a half crown is 'half a bull.' These are prevailing expressions for the pieces of money wiidely handled, but proper terms for higher amounts are kicked aside and colloquial terms substituted for them. "At a race track if a bettor says he has ventured a 'pony' on the probable outcome of a race, he does not mean thet as it would appear to us, but simply that he has wagered 25 pounds, on the result. Where money is han dled In large amounts it is not an Infrequent thing to hear one say of an other that he has a 'monkey' of money, meaning that the Indi vidual referred to is the proud possessor of 500 pounds. So you see in comparison with this plethora of riches our lone 'nickel' is a poor crop of monetary slang, indeed." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Put the "Access on the Pronoun." Two negro women boarded a Penn sylvania avenue car at Seventh street. One was a large, dark skinned woman. flashily dressed; the other was a small, yellow woman, wearing a mod est gown. The women were discussing a mu tual friend, Mr. Jenks. The large wo man spoke in loud tones and pro nounced the name of the man as though it were spelled J-l-n-k-s. It was evident from the expression on the face of the smaller woman that she was annoyed by the loud talking and mlpronuno.ation of her friend. Finally she protested: "You speak of Mr. Jenks as though hia name were spelled witli a Y in stead of an 'e'." "Oh, yes," the large woman ex claimed. 'I perceives you puts the access on the pronoun." Washington Times. Destin.j of a Waistcoat. The easygoing Harvard under graduate, left to himself on questions of dress, will understand the misery of his counterpart at Oxford. When the exam period approached a week or so ago, those in power issued an edict prescribing tho dress to be worn in the examination room to ln elude a black coat and a black waist coat, in addition to the white tie and the gown. The British public Itself was appalled at such Puritan sever ity. It was the black waistcoat, a thing that all civilisation Is allowed to doff In summer, that Incited rebel lion. Why, a man's chances in life might be Impaired because the warmth of a waistcoat, gratuitously imposed upon him, preventing him from doing full Justice to his views on tho synthetic unity of appreciation! It might ruin a state. Boston Tran script. Would Not Pay Twice. A man recently, whose banna of marriage had been twice published, asked leave to substitute the name of another girl for the one which had been so far coupled with his own, He was, of course, told that this could not be done without withdraw ing the first banns and payment of the fees a second time. "Do you mean to say I should have to begin all over again?" he asked. "Certainly," was the reply: "the banns must be pubMshed three times in the names of the persons who are actually to be married." "And must I pay all over again If I have the other girl?" "Yes," replied the clergyman. "Well, I call that too bad;" and Chen, after a few moments, "All right, I tihall stick to the first girl; I'm not going to pay twice over for anybody." Ho was married accordingly the following week. Tlt-Blts. Fine Art of Smuggling. The latest thing in smuggling comes from the Swiss frontier, where tho art of bringing in contraband goods by automobiles has been devel oped into a fine art. A party of finely dressed tourists, presumably a count and countess with a friend, has been crossing the fron tier repeatedly. The suspicions of the authorities were at last aroused.. The automobile was stopped and searched and the pseudo count and countess were found to be notorious smugglers. Their fine raiment as well aa their automobile was simply loaded with all sorts of dutiable stuff. Investigations hereafter are likely to be more severe than ever, New York Herald. They Leave the Water to Graze on Ranches. HERDS MUST GO HUNGRY A Strange Fish Story Telling of a Great Round up of Fish on a Western Ranch Hunting Fish in Field and Meadow Beats Fishing In the Old Way. The latest fish story is told by C. II. Davidson, G. B. Richmond and II. A. Dlehl as a personal reminisceucu. They were down the river fish hunt ing recently and managed to round up a fine herd of fish of various eorts, ranging from catfish to humpbacks. The terms "fish hunting" and "round up" are used advisedly, for fish catch ing Is out of date in this valley and the real sportsmen ihunt them In the fields and meadows as they would Jack rabbits. The first place they stopped was near the Haggard farm. Mr: Diohl, like most Phoenix people, had learned to regard everything that does not have its credentials along with It as necessarily false, and, therefore, he was a little doubtful about the etory of fish grazing on the Haggard pastures and wanted to verify it, wliich he did. He left his companions in a little bayou, fishing in the old-fashioned way, Just for fun, while he strapped a canteen on Ms shoulder, for It was a hot day, and went to the ranch house. He asked to be shown the fish herds, and a boy was detailed to go with him as guide. He was taken to the lower side of the field, where an arm of the river runs up into the meadow, and sure enough there were all kinds of fish nibbling at the tender grass not far from their watery homes. Then the party Journeyed still fur ther west to the vicinity of Indian lake. Here they found numerous lit tle bayous in which there was shallow water that grew loss till lit vanished entirely at the upper ends of the sloughs. Selecting one that looked as If it ought to be a good producer, Mr. Richards and Mr. Davidson sta tioned themselves near the head. They saw several big humpbacked fish feed ing on the grass, but Mr. Dlehl fright ened them away by firing his shot gun, so Messrs. Davidson and Rich mond took off their ehoes, got behind a number of big fish, ran them out Into the open and roped them In the meantime Mr. Dlehl had wan dered down the riiver a little, fishing In the old-fashioned way. As time rolled on, Messrs. Davidson and Rich mond noticed that the fish around them were increasing in number. It eeemed their feeding hour was Just commencing, and some of the larger ones waddled beyond, looking really ferocious, while the mailed ones were becoming so numerous that the ground was slippery to walk upon. The cause of It all was explained when they turn ed round and saw the biggest sucker In the river coming up midstream with a caniteen strapped on his back, and with a long stick In either fin, heating the water on each side of him. Phoenix, Aitlz., Exchange. Green Peas for Feline Gourmets. It is generally supposed that cats are carnivorous aniinrals, yet from In vestigations recently undertaken by a French cat fancier it would appear that vegetarians are to be found even among the follne tribe. Green peas cooked are among tie vegetables most favored by these four foqted gourmets, and asparagus is re gar (led as an extraordinary daiinty, even the white, hard stalks, usually rejected by the most fastidious "hu mans," being eagerly devoured. Hari cot beans and sorrel are not much thought of, nor spinach, but cooked chicory and lettuce are more to their taste. Carrots are generally appreci ated, and are saiid to be beneficial to cat health. They are also excessively fond of maize, either green or even the hard grains when cooked. Fruit apparently does not appeal to puss, apples, pears, peaches and apri cots falling to rouse her appetite. On the other hand, they show a decided taste for melons and bananas, while some were found to be absolutely greedy over cocoanut in any form. There is evidently likely to be an opening In the future for a cat's vege table man to compete with the peri patetic cat's meat man of the present. London Dally Telegraph. New Snake Bite Cure. The prevention of death from snake bite has been the object of a number of Investigations recently undertaken, and two methods of treatment have , been developed with a fair amount of success. One is the injection of a specially prepared anti-venom, which acts as an antitoxin, and which has , proved useful In many cases. I The other Is treating the afflicted I part with permanganate of potash, which has the advantage that this sub stance can readily be kept at hand, and does not require to be specially prepared and stored like the anti venom. The use of permanganate of potash for snake bites was first sug gested In India in 1869 by Sir Joseph Favrer, and subsequent experiments have demonstrated the effectiveness of the treatmnt. The logic of a woman usually is built upon the way she thinks things should go. When a woman tells how brave her husband is be looks like a man with a grievance. I It's a short married life that has no quarrels. What is Wroug With College Sport. Concluding "The College Athlete," in the July McClure'i, Henry Beach NeedhHtn makes further revelations j of the trickery and dishonesty which I commercialism fosters in undergrad- j uate sport Baseball players COme iu for the same attention the foot ball stars received in the first paper and, because it is easier lor a ball player to turn his skill into sur reptitious source of income the con ditions are worse with the ball nines than with the elevens. It is a startling story Mr. Need ham has to tell of these young men practising in their college days all the wiles of the bribe-giver and the bribe-taker. "Few players could be convicted in a court of law," he says, "on the charge of receiving mo ley, or its equivalent, for playing lall. It is easier to convict a legislator of bribe taking yes, the attorney for the big corporation of bribe-giving than to couvict a college gentleman of evading the rules he is pledged to live up to, andol taking money," This is a strong statement but that it is within the facts Mr. Need ham's narrative proves beyond any doubt, for his story is one ot specific instances and he never fails to name the men, the time, and the place. tor all the evils he shows up the writer is far from pessimistic, "It is true beyond question," he says," that conditions have been far worse than they are today." He puts the blame upon the spirit that makes a business of winniug, of wiuning at any cost. "It the professionals, other than the scientific trainers who watch over the physical condition of the athletes, were let go, if the amateur coaches of college graduates were sent about the serious busi ness for which their collegiate edu cation supposedly fits them, and ii the development of the university crews, elevens and nines were lett to the undergraduates, primarily to the various team captains, a large part of the evils in college athletics would disappear. The hop; ot col lege amateurism is in the awaken ing of the spirit of true sport fair play, and sport for sport's sake, A Safe and Sane Fourth Laws passed by the legislature of iqoi and 1903 make a safe and sane Fourth ot July a possibility in this state. As dealers in fireworks may not all be fully aware of the law itwi will be expedient for them to exam ine closely the following acts, and also the proper thing for those who contemplate an unsafe and insane Fourth. One act, approved June 19, 1901, is as follows: Any person or persons manu facturing or selling fireworks con taining dynamite, chlorate of potash or any explosive except that con taining ordinary gunpowder shall be guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction thereof shall be sentenced to pay a fine of not less than $50 or not more than $100, or by imprisonment for a term of not less than six months and not more than one year, at the discretion of the court. Another act of assembly, approv ed April 15, 1903, declares it to be unlawful lor any person to dis charge on the streets or alleys of any city or borough in this common wealth a flobert rifle, air guu, spring gun, or any implement which impels with lorce a metal pellet of any kind." The penalty is $5 for the first offense and $15 for the second and the committing magistrate is further authorized to impose for the second offense an imprisonment of from ten to thirty days in the county jail. School Directors' New Oath Since June 1st, when the presi dents of the diflerent township school boards took office, they are obliged to subscribe to an oath different from that of former years. They must take oath that the com pulsory attendance law has been com' lied with, that no teacher has been employed at a salary of less than $35 per mouth and that no teacher has been employed for, or had charge of, any of the schools during the year who had not at the time a valid certificate. The old oath did not compel them to swear that salaries less than $35 pet month were paid. ' Another feat ure that will meet the approbation of Prohibitionists especially, is that the subject of physioloy and hygiene with special reference to the effects of alcoholic drinks, stimulants and narcotics upon the system, have been regularly introduced and taught in all the schools of the dis trict. Thus far during 1905 automobil es have i killed sixty-two persons end injured 793. Persistent effort ay still bring the 1905 figures up p to the railway mortality. It is 00 early in the season to forecast percentages. BLOOD WILL TELL. It tnkf lots of vitality, nervous force and strength to win a race. Blood must be pure and good. Without good red blood a man linn a weak heart and poor narve. Thinncs of the blood, or anemia, is common in men and young women, and all thone who work indoora, who do not grt enough good ox ygen in their lungs, comenuently nave too many white blood corpuscles. Keep the nerves nourished, the heart strong;, the head cool, the stnmnch vigorous, the liver active with a tonic which has stood the test of time and has a wide repu tation, such as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. Tonics constating of large portions of alcohol, iron or cod liver oil, do not bring the desired changes in the blood, because they do not enter the system ana are not absorbed into the blood, with the excep tion of the alcohol, which shrivels up the red blood corpuscles when it does come in contact with them. Therefore do not allow the dealer to insult your intelligence by telling; yon he has something better than Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. The coit of mailing only. "The People's Common Sense Medical Adviser," 1008 large pages, is sent free on receipt of twenty-one one-oent stamps, for the paper -covered book, or thirty -one stamps for the cloth bound volume. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. V. For constipation, the true, scientl6c cure is Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Mild, harmless, yet sore. No other pill can com Care with them. Cannot Enforce Now Law. Legislature Failed to Provide Means (0 Carry Out Dunn Act. Because of the failure of the re cent Legislature to make provision for its enforcement, Attorney Gen eral Carson has advised Auditor Snyder that he need not attempt to put into effect the provisions of the Dunn act of 1905. f his act im poses upon Recorders of Deeds, Prothonotaries and County Com missioners the duty of making cer tain daily reports to the Auditor General of papers nled in their of fices. The Attorney General advises the Auditor General to notify the various county officials that he has not the means to perform the duties which it imposes upon his depart inent. The Only Burvivor of the Hayes Arctic Kxpedition, Mr. S. J. McCornnck, now U. S Deputy Mineral Surveyor, Bliss Station, Idaho, says: "For years I have sutlered from severe pains m the hip joint and back bone, dc luiving me of all power. The cause was Stone in the Bladder and Gravel in the Kidneys. After us ing Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, of Rondotit, N. Y., I was completely cured." Book on California 56 pages, 76 illustrations. De scribes California and the route there. Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul, Union Pacific and South ern Pacific Line. This is the route of the Over- laud Limited. Leaves Union Pas senger Station, Chicago, 6:05 p. m daily. Arrives San I'rancisco the third day in time for dinner. Cal ifornia book sent ior 6 cents post age. F. A. Miller, General Pas senger Agent, Chicago, or W. S Howell, 381 Broadway, Isew York. . women jump at conclusions, but the philosopher gets these on his hands and knees. L Helpless Child. A weak and puny child is badly hnndi capped in the battle of life. It is isolated from the healthy enjoyments of its little fellow-beings. It cannot pnrlnke either of their play or their sturdy work and progress in the world; its whole life is embittered by incapacity and weakness. Any woman who expects to become a mother ought to know what Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription will do both for her own health and safety during her time of trial and also tn insure her in bequeatlrng a fair measure of health and strength to the prospective little one. HUMPHREYS' Specifics enre by noting directly on the sick parts without disturbing the rest ot the system. No. 1 for Fevers. No. 2 " Worms. No. 3 " Teething. No. 4 " Diarrhea. No. 7 " Coughs. No. 8 " Neuralgia. No. 9 " Headaches. No. 10 " Dyspepsia. No. U " Suppressed Periods'. No. la " Whites. No. 13 " Croup. No. 14 " The Skin. No. 15 Rheumatism. No. 16 " Malaria, No. 19 " Catarrh. No. 20 Whooping Cough. No. 87 ' The Kidneys. No. 30 The Bladder. No. 77 La Grippe. ' In small bottles of pellets that fit the vest ju.,m. ai uruKKisui or mailed,, aoo. eaon. 1 p" Medioul Guide mailed free. jlJygl"'' M,d' Co.,Cor. William Joan Street, RAILROAD NOTES Special Excursions and Reduced Rales.- Of Interest to our Many Readers. KKDUCKI) KATKS TO BAI.TIMORK via Pennsylvania Railroad account of the International Convention United Society of Christian Kn dcavor, at Baltimore, Md. , July 5 to io, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company w ill sell round trip tick ets to Baltimore, at greatly reduced rates, from all stations on its lines east of and including Pittsburg, F,rie, and Bullalo. The rate from Pittsburg will be- $9.00, from Altoona $7,491 Krie f 1 2. co, Williamsport, $6.33, Buf falo, $n. 00, Canandaigua $9.70, JUmira, $8.50, New York, $6.30, Newark, N. J., $6.10, Reading. $5-'5. Wilkesbarre, $7.05, Dover, Del., $3.90, with corresponding re ductions from all other points. 1 ickets will be sold on July x, 4, and 5, good for return passage leav ing Baltimore until July 15, inclus ive. On payment of $1.00 to Toint Agent at Baltimore an extension of return limit to August 31 can be obtained. Tickets via Philadelphia permit stop-over within limit, if deposited with the ticket agent at Broad Street Station. Special excursion tickets are on sale every Saturday and Sunday from Baltimore to Washington and return at rate otji.25 for the round trip. These tickets are good for return passage until the last train Sunday night, affording ample op portunity for delegates to visit the National Capital. 22 2t. INTKRCOLLKGIATE REGATTA. Reduced rates to Hiehland-Poueh- keepsie Course via Pennsylvania Kanroad. Un account of the Inter collegiate Rowing Regatta over the iiigtiiand-i'otighkeepsie course on the Hudson River. Wednesday: June 28, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell round-trip tickets to Highland or Poughkeepsie on June 27 and 28, good to return uu- June 29, inclusive, from principal stations on its lines, at rate of single lare for the round trip. it Reduced rates to asbury park. via Pennsylvania Railroad, account meeting of National Educational Association. For the benefit of those desiring to attend the meeting of the National Educational Asso ciation, to be held at Asbury Park, N. J., July 3 to 7, the Pennsyl vania Railroad Company will sell excursion tickets to Asbury Park from points more than one hundred miles from Asbury Park, i. e., Chester, Pa., Wallingford, Pa, Villa Nova, Pa., Spring Mill, Pa., Carpenterville, N. J., and Monroe ville, N. J., Bridgeport, N. J. Waterford, N. J., and all stations beyond these points, at reduced rates. These tickets will be sold July 1, 2, and 3, and will be good to return leaving Asbury Park not earlier than July 3 nor later than July 10 and payment of fee of fifty cen'.s, an extension of return limit may be obtained to August 31 in clusive. Tickets will be sold to Asbury Park via direct route and also via New York City in both directions, and will be honored only as they read. Stop over will be allowed at Washington, Baltimore and Philadelphia within transit lim it on going trip, and within ten days not to exceed final limit, on Teturn trip, on all tickets reading via iliese cities. Stop-over within final limit will be allowed at New York on re turn trip on tickets reading through that city by deposit of ticket wita Joint Agent at New York within one day after validation at Asbury Park and payment of fee of $1. For speciffc rates, routes, and stop-over conditions consult nearest Pennsyl vania Railroad ticket agent. 2t Pennsylvania chactatjqja. Reduced rates to Mt. Gretna via Pennsylvania railroad. For the Pennsylvania Chautauqua, to be held at Mt. Gretna, Pa., July 1 to August 5, 1905, the Pennsylvania Railroad Compauy will sell special excursion tickets from New Ycrk Philadelphia, Chestnut Hill, WT niingtoii, Phanixville, Perryville Frederick, Md., Washington, D. C, East Liberty, Butler, Indiana, Connellsville, Bedford, Clearfield, Martinsburg, Bellefonte, Water ford, Canandaigua, Wilkesbarre. Tomhickeu, Mt. Carmel, Lykens, and principal intermediate points,' to Mt. Gretna and return, at reduc ed rates. Tickets will be sold June 25 to August 5, inclusive, and will be good to return until August 16, inclusive. For specific rates, con sult ticket agents. ,t I . Lookout for Cold Winter . Because of the profuseuess of the blooming mountain laurel and the lateness of the summer the predic tion is made that the coming win ter will set in early and be intense ly cold.