' r ! l , a a 1 r. if-:' 'if :. : ' i -. V . ' (': H 13 ii X :!! 1 Canadian City Clerk also Says Earth is Stationary. NO LAW OF GRAVITATION Ja Willing to Debate the Question With Scientists. Earth Rests on Water Not Air. It ia asserted that on the Niagara Mnlneula, five out of six persona be lieve that the earth we live on In flat and not globular. The chief exponent t this theory is John S. McClelland, eltjr clerk of St. Catherine's, formerly editor of a dally newspaper. Mr. McClelland Is well educated and as made extensive study of astron omy. After much Investigation he concluded that the earth la flat, and rests on water Instead of air; that the sun Is no bigger than It looks to (be naked eye, and Is only a few thou Mod miles above the earth. The earth, Mr. McClelland thinks, la stationary, while the sun travels back and forth above it Tho uun'a Intensity is not sufficient to light the whole earth at once, and thus when It tit at one end of the world the other end is In darkness and night la accounted for. Mr. McClelland points to the fact that the sun and moon are both seen ahinlng at the same time, as unassail able evidence that the earth ia not bail-like In shape. He scouts the gravitation theory. There 1b no such thing as gravita tion, he contends, and he asserts that the theory is merely an Invention of astronomers to bolster up the super stition, as he calls it, that the earth la a globe. As for the moon, Mr. McClelland is oonfldent that it is not more than 600 miles away. The theory that the stars are as big as the earth is pronounced altogether ridiculous. The moon's light, he points out, is of a phosphoric character, not at all like that of the sun. Mr. McClelland Issued a challenge recently to members of the Royal as tronomical society, living in Toronto art Hamilton, to meet him on the public platform and publicly discuss with him the question whether the earth is round or flat, and not one at the astronomers has seen fit to re spond. Then Mr. McClelland posted an of fer, and it stands to-day, to pay $100 tor a single proof that the earth is round like a ball. No one has yet oome forward with the proof. Believers in Mr. McClelland's the ory can't understand why the astron omers don't come forward if they have any evidence that the earth is a globe. Palling In his attempts to get up a debate with astronomers, Mr. McClel land Is going to give a lecture in Hamilton on astronomy, and he has rarlted Toronto and Hamilton astron omers to take seats on the platform. It any of them accept the invitation, M hopes to get them to discuss the question publicly. A week or so ago Rev. Dr. Marsh, a Hamilton astronomer of some repute, was advertised to give a lecture there m the planetary system. Hoping to able to get a word in somewhere, Mr. McClelland Journeyed to Hamilton ud attended the lecture. When Dr. Marsh and his friends "iaard that he was in the hall, they foiled his plana by taking up all the Ime themselves, and Mr. McClelland lidn't get a chance to say a word. Now York Sun. The Elephant a Nurse. A woman in India tells this story of ui elephant's skill as a nurse "Thou wt hungry doubtless, big mother," naid Remml, emerging presently from the hut with the baby in her arms. "Ishta, beautiful elephant, take care it baby; I am going to see to your Mnner." She put the little restless "irown bundle down on the ground, be tween' Ishta's two feet. Then she "etched the earthenware jar of un taxed red clay and filled It with live "Aarooal, setting it down to get heat id through while she mixed flour and water Into dough. With the skill of frequent practice she spread the rough mixture three or four Inches thick all over the outside of the jar. While the dough was slowly baked by the heat from the. embers Inside, Ishta patient and docile, as was her wont, cared for the baby, jgently re straining the little truant, who would have crawled away. Now and again, when the baby limbs moved quicker and achieved a few paces of freedom, Ishta's trunk would carefully wind round the little body and lift it back to safety between the huge barriers of her feet, and the tip would gontly pet and fondle away baby's frctfulness and Impatience at control. Hour Glass. Panama's New Coat of Arms. Panama, the new republic, has a coatof-arms which consists of a shield surmounted by an eagle, in whose beak the ribbon upon which Is writ ten the motto of the State, "Paz, Lib ertad, Union, Progresso" (Peace, lib erty, union, progress). Below, on the upper part of the shield, side by side, are the Implements of war and of peaceful occupations. Below-this, occupying the central place, Is a land and water view, the site of the canal; the fruits of the liurrrst and a rushing train on a track fill up the point of the shield. Flags' drape It on either Hide and stats sur mount the eagle. Of course a ship Is a "she." Wa have often heard of "ladyships." IB I WATCHING A NAVAL BATTLE. Disappointing When Considered as a 8pecUcle. One of tho most disappointing things In this world is to witness a naval battle," said an old-time war correspondent who was preseut at Santiago when Cervera's fleet was de stroyed. "To most persons a fight at sea means an unearthly, ear-splitting cannonade, accompanied by flashes of lightning as if a ship were turned into a volcano and followed by a pall of black and white smoke that extends fur away to the horizon across the blue sea. As a matter of fact there Is precious little of all this. "At a distance of a mile from the scene of the fighting, about all the sounds heard on water Is a succes sion of dull thuds very unlike the crash of giant guns and cannons fired j ashore. Aboard a battleship In ac tion of course the din Is something 1 unearthly; but the point I make Is . that the sound does not carry for a cent at sea, and that a man on top of a mountain three miles off will hear more noise of a sea battle than the fellow who Is at sea and only a mllo off. "About the only magnificent Bight afforded by the modern battleship In action is the tongues of flame as they leap out of the throats of the great guns to the accompaniment of puffs i of white smoke. When a big gun is fired tho smoke belches forth like a cloud of steam, shaped for all the 1 world like a big, snowy balloon. "To prove what slight noise Is heard from a gun at sea, let me tell you an Instance when our press boat was chased by a Spanish gunboat that was firing at us for an hour without us knowing It. We were off Havana I during the early stage of the Spanish war, and were cruising back and forth one night, praying for something to happen, when about three of four , miles off we made out the red and green side lights of a vessel that seemed to be moving head on In our direction. " 'Do you B'pose that fellow 1s fol lowing us, or do you think he Is Just doing patrol duty?' I aRked the Cap tain. wen nna out. pretty quick, was the answer, as the prow of our steam er was headed about and we started on a new tack. "Out of the darkness from the di rection of the gunboat came a flash of lightning. " 'We're going to have a storm, I think, I remarked to the Captain. 'Did you see that llghtnlngT "We kept our eyes peeled for the storm and were watching the gun boat, which had changed Its course, proving that It was heading for us, when a second flash of lightning came out of the darkness. " 'We're going to get something worse than a storm If we don't look out those dagoes are firing at us! said the Captain. 'We haven't a light aboard, but they can keep track of us by the smoke out of the funnel. I should say they were about three miles off.' " 'Can't you get a bit more of a wiggle on you?' I asked, anxiously, 'Seems to me they are closing up on us.' "They were closing up Indeed, and the worst of It was that our coal was of little use for steaming purposes. The Captain called the steward, who said he had eleven cans of lard that might be helpful, and lard In that climate being like so much liquid oil we took tt below and threw it on the coal, and it sent up a blaze that reached like a torch clear out of the top of the funnel. But we got steam up In great shape, and we were able to go fifteen knots to the Spaniard's ten. When he saw us getting away from him he brought his. ship broadside to and fired about everything he could point at us as a parting salute. We could see the flashes of lightning as they leaped out of the guns, and we held our breath for a minute or so, but even with the discharge of a broadside we never heard a sound." How the Japanese Army Moves on the Backs of Korean Coolies. Gold In Manchuria, In Manchuria gold has been found along the Amur river and its tribu taries In the north, on the Sungarl and Its tributaries in the center, and In the Chang-Palshan mountains and the IJaotung peninsula In the north. There are ' also many Isolated gold fields. The Chinese government has always tried to suppress gold mining in Manchuria, partly from superstiti ous reasons and partly because the Chinese fear the Influx of the gold digging communities. AH the gold fields are a government monopoly, and they have been up to the present worked In a roost unprofitable man ner. Good authorities believe that Manchuria may some day rival Aus tralia or South Africa in gold produc tion. j THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG. IN LONDON r10VN ilj young Southern cousin and I were doing the National (lallery. We wore In tho Turner Room, surrounded by those pictures for nil the world like a series of Inverted sunsets. I was wenry with the task and turn ed toward ft seat with a hope of per suading Adelo to rest a bit, when my eye fell on the occupants of two chairs nearest us. Kvlilently two of l-ondon's smnrt set. They had reached, a crisis. Tiy what ways they hml arrived 1 cnuM not guess. They were utterly oblivi ous of their surroundings. She wns a dainty Mt of a woman, awfully ehlc in appearance, very little, pretty, fitted out better than even Hand's street's best, lie was rigged as Sun day's Prayer Hook Promenade In Hyde I'nrk would find him. He was a man who had lived. She was a Mt (rrny over the temples, as lf,a powder puff had been tapped on either s!d of the pomp:ulour above her high-bred) little face. Ho snt sldewtse, his arm over tho hack of his chair; she rested her fore arm against the back of her chair and her hand lay in his naturally, as a lotus bud rests upen Its element. The man did not even close his hands over hers. The touch of their souls was too close for them to need or heed material contact. A second, and the eye took In the details of this living picture. I gave a gasp of surprise of sympathy. "What's the matter?" asked A dole. My eyes carried hers to the two. "It's their dilemma," I said. "Nonsense. They are too old for romance," declared Adelo with the In souciance of youth. They were of my own time nnd gen eration, but then I myself felt some what the worse for wear. "Thst's the very little woman wo saw yesterday as we came from our sail to Greenwich. I remember the peculiar shade of that gown." The same woman, but I had not re called her face until A dele spoke. I had not noted the tint of her gown. Somehow tho remembrance of the look of her face against the gray stones of the pier made me feel as if I were weaving the web of some story about the dainty little creature. The thought made me feel more weary. I sat down In a nearby chair. "Adele," I snld, "if you are going to do that Hogarth cuddy yonder go by yourself. I will wait here." I sat thinking of a crisis of my own to which I had come long ago, when I heard the little woman say: "It must end, Hugh. Yesterday when we came up from the river, you know we passed a poor girl crouched on the stone steps. You hurried me on when I would have stopped to give her a shilling or two. You said: 'You roust not even breathe the air with such.' We were gay with our gay companions, all laughingly hurrying from the rain. She do you recall her face? Where do you suppose she is now?' In the river?" I recalled the girl. Such passive despair. I, having had no one to ore vent me, flung her a sixpence or two. But that girl wanted a richer gift than any in that passing crowd had for giving. She wanted Death. "What docs the girl matter?" said the man; "what is she to us?" "You would not let me give her a Shilling she gave me " "Gave you?" "Sight of her gave me Insight, Tlugh. Gave me sight of myself.. I am as she Is " "Dorothy." The pain In the man's yolce was acrid. "In the sight of our world in sight of heaven, Hugh, we have done no harm, unless loving be so; but, Hugh, the spirit of the law! I keep saying over and over to myself, 'I am as sho la" The man said nothing, but I would not have worn his face then for a block of Standard OH stock. "It must end, Hugh we met too late. Ove and over I keep saying: I am like her like her." "Come, old poke," cried Adele, com ing toward me, for she had done tho shrimp girl and the marriage a la mode series In short order. "Take me away back to that Madonna of Carlo Dolcl's with the dear bright flowers, but never mind, so old, so tired" "I swear I am but forty. "I will go with you, will let your old liones get a little rest." So we went. As we went toward the great Iron gates our view of I.nndseer's lions was obntructed by a glittering trap, the restlessness of the two splendid horses attracting notice of the pass ersby. Said one. "Lndy Dorothy Lumley's." I had a name for the heroine of my new story that was a-weavlng. Two days later I read in the Times: "Died of heart failure, I,ady Dorothy I.umley, wife of ," and the rest of It. ) It gave me quite a turn and I should have sat all day with only my pipe for companion, moaning over the death of a woman I had seen but twice, but that . Adele had tired of all London had to show and craved now a certain American wild flower Southern, at that. I thought I knew a little shop where, if anywhere except along its own Alabama brooksldes, it might be found. So we started on our search; Adele, at my side, teasing to be pet ted and prettily homesick, for Adele was pretty at anything. Arrived, Adele was In her element. She found among tho flowers new friends and greeted old, but could not discover her calycnnthus. As I waited, enjoying her Joy In the wealth of blooms, I heard' an address alven: "Lord Lumley's, 50 Grosvenor street." Startled, I turned. Was thnt dainty little ghost of a woman going to haunt me? One of those perfect relets, next to speechless before his employers, lo quacious with his kind, was ordering to the given address heaps of I'.llcs, white pwslon (lowers and what not all that crmld be found In the ccld candor of snowy scented Wossnnilrg. "Says my muster, says 'e: 'Get the best.' Oh, 'es it great 'un. Vp'n go with I'lm If 'e don't change Ms mind first. A day ago it wits h-.mci'':ca. nnd 'lm going to 'unt mountain lions In New Mexico. Now, to-day, It's h iff to the wars, It Is." "Gentleman In Uliakl ordered South, Is '" "Gentleman goin' South. No cturjro this tie. 'K Just stopped me in hour parkin' long enough to rend nie 'ere. and, says 'e: 'Get the best." Oh, 'e's a great 'un. Sir Hugh flavoring." The hero of the Btory that was a weaving hml found a niiine. Tho little shopman, elated to very unsalepmanllkc zeal by Allele's Joy In his collection, with utter disregard of his own business or knowledge but he should let thnt of others alone was about to present to .'jdele the rest of my d:iy, by telling her that sho could gain sight and scent of her long-ed-for bloom at Kew Gardens. Just as the lead of cool, white blossoming splendor left the shop Adele said she was ready to go, and she -came up and clasped both hands about my arm, and I knew that monut Kew Gardens. Two years later I wns back In Lon don where all the world crowded to a coronation. Hut I came at Audio's bidding. She was to be married nnd 1 must come to look upon the man of her choice. She had been taken by nn erratic father to all sorts of outland ish places since I bad pilotoj her over London. The father wjs an old Confederate general whose hill ucres had turned to a set of co.il mines, and whose lowland plantations were about to sprout oil, while two new railroads had seen lit to cross them selves and uprear a city on his private "wild lands." The shallow of Rig Ben fell a-near us as we watched together. Adele and I, the Ixnidon crowds welcoming home the South African soldiers. In the procession the mnn who, next to Lord Kitchener, looked the most tired of all the noise and 'blare of applause, happened to look our way. As his eye fell on us his face lit with the flashing of a uniquely pleas ant smile. Adele caught my arm and waved In her other hand a bit of lawik and lace: "Look," she said, "that is he whom you must love for my sake, that Is Hugh." I looked at the man's face, and recognized Sir Hugh Clavering. I turned to look at Adelo. She had not the least recollection of that incident of two years ago In the National Gal lery. I wondered had he. I asked myself: "Is that dainty lit tle ghost of a woman going to haunt me?" Martha Young, in New Or leans Times-Democrat. Barbarous Punishment. It was sixty years ago that Eng land abolished flogging at sea; it has long been abolished in our ar,my and navy; and now the Czar of Russia has abolished the harshest remnants of the barbaric punishments of former times, namely, castlgatlon with cud gels and cat-o'-nlne tails, chaining to the car and shaving the head, which were still Inflicted for certain of fenses on persons exiled to venal settlements or to the mines. Castlga tlon with the cat-o'-nlne tails and even with cudgels not infrequently ended In death, and was one of the harshest forms of the death penalty, being death by torture. The altolition of the cudgel and of the "cat" does not, however, mean the prohibition of corporal punishment altogether. The revised statute of June 13 pre scribes chastisement with birch rods up to 100 blows. Barbaric punish ment can be Inflicted by birch rods, If not as severely as by "cat" or cudgel. The better way would be to abolish punishment by flagellation altogether. Leslie's Weekly. Tales That Will Serve. The marine , reporter, contributing to a publication In Gloucester, Mass., reports that a swordfish attacked a fishing schooner, rammed the vessel, and In Its wriggling effort to escape, sawed a hole In the bottom. He add ed that, half the crew balling and the other half managing tho sa ls, tho bot reached harbor at the point ot tank ing. It was stated in a contemporary of this city that a customer in a res taurant, being served with a tough steak, seized the latter and beat the waiter insensible. Many are Mie cm trlbutlons to the gayety of the wiss and gullibility of the credulous. These tales will adorn more than one serious fireside argument. And they will do as well as some other tales. St. Louis Republic. Plrstes of the Red 8ea. The Italian cruiser Barbarlgo,, which has Just arrived at Naples from the Red Sea, reports that piracy Is still rampant, and adds tnat Jail birds from the Italian territory form a dis agreeably large proportion of those practicing it. The last operation en gaged in by the Barbarigo was the capture of an Arab dhow having on board ' 214 good rifles and 12,000 cartridges. The attuck was first de livered from the Italian steam pin nace Antelope, but the dhow m.ulo a stout resistance, the crew only sur rendering after a savage fight on the dock with a boarding party. London Globe. PA. k. flDR. PIERCE A A SlS WOMEN A mother'! love starts a man or woman on the rlrht path. The right remedy t the right time fits a mother for the ordeal. Motherhood ia often looked forward to with feelings of great dread by most wom en. 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A Sew fence Law The new line fence law which was recently approved by Governor Pennypacker, will be ol interest to every farmer and property owner in this state. The act provides that each property owner must keep tip half of the line fence and if he does not the adjoining property owner can put up the fence and collect the cost for so doing. In case of dis putes the township auditors are made the arbitrators. In this capacity township auditors will be important officers hereaiter as line fence disputes are numerous. Beduced Rates to Williarnsport, Fa-. Account &nlgnts Templar farade. On account of the Knitrhs Tem plar parade at Williamsport, Pa., May 23, 1905, tne Pennsylvania Railraad Comnanv will sell pvnir. sion tickets to WilliamsDort. Pn from Renovo, Lewisburg, Creasy, oeunsgrove, Mt. Carmel, Halifax, Fassett, and intermediate points at greatly reduced rates practically one fare for the round trip. Tickets will be sold and good going .and returning only on May 23. It will Surprise you try it. It Is the medicine above all others for ca tarrh and is worth its weicht in cold. Klv's Cream Balm does all that is cli.imed for it 11. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn. My son was afflicted with catarrh. He used Ely's Cream Balm and the disaereenble catarrh all left Mm. J, C. Olmstead, Areola, 111, The Balm does not irritate or cause sneez ing. Sold by druggists at so cts. or mailed by Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St., New Y ork. "Alas I I know not which wav to turn." cried the maiden in distress. And then. with the inconsistency of her sex, she prompt ly turned pale. Sick Wives and Daughters. You have often seen them with pale faces, poor appetite, head and back ache, symptoms common to the sex. Fathers and mothers, lose no time in secutine Dr. David Ken nedy's Favorite Remedy, of Ron- aout, jn. Y. it will cost only one dollar and is much cheaper than sickness. Write to Dr. David Ken nedy's Sons, Rondout, N. Y., for a free sample bottle. Within twelve hours of last week 1 a, 039 immigrants arrived in New York, breaking all records, while it is said 90,000 Russian He brews are preparing to emigrate to this country. Yet there are Amer icans who think restriction of our immigration laws unnecessary. The profit of a gold mine depends, not on the amount of rock crushed under the stamps but upon the amount of gold which can be extracted from the rock. In a similar way the value of the food which is ealen does not depend on the quantity which il taken into the stomach but upon the amount of nourish ment extracted from it by the organs of nutrition and digestion. When these organs are diseased they fail to extract the nourish ment in sufficient quantities to supply the needs of the several organs of the body, and uicse organs cannot work without nourish ment. The result is heart "trouble," liver trouble," and many another ailment. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, acting on every organ of the digestive and nutritive system, restores it to health and vigor. It cures diseases remote from the stomach thiough the stomach in which they origi nated. "Golden Medical Discovery " con. tains neither alcohol nor narcotics. Her Is Relief for Women. Mother Gray, a nurse In New York, discover ed an aromatic pleasant hern drlult r or woman' ins, can d ausVraIian-lbar It 8TK" 5 certain monthly regulator, funis frualo weak- L0TTER1E3 IN DaHOER- Business Men May Havi lo Abandon Pre miums bjf Drawing. It is extremely likely that busi ness men who are in the habit of attracting trade by distributing coupon tickets with each purchase, each ticket n chance on some valu able premium, to be given away by drawing, will have to abandon this method of bringing business to their houses, for the postal department is tightening the lines about them. Krie has received a great deal of attention along this line during the past winter, and the different mer chants' and business men's organi zations are seeing that the matter is not allowed to drop out of sight. The post office department has ruled that such drawings are clearly violations of the law, and that all publications carrying advertise ments of such schemes shall be thrown out of the mails. Merchants generally maintain that the so called " lottery " is legal as when used to simply bring busi ness and when no money is taken for tickets which are distributed. Town Betterment. A Western Community Btsuhfied by School Children. livery summer a village improve ment society in a western commu nity has the school children assist it in making the town attractive, and the plan has proved a big suc cess. The day the public schools close members of the society visit them and organize a junior associa tion among the children, and prizes are offered for the best work done. Kight awards are offered first, second and third prizes of $5, $3 and $2 respectively for the greatest improvement in the back yards, and the same for front yards to the middle of the street; 53 for the best window box in a home where there was no ground to cultivate, and $5 for the largest number of contribut ing members added to the club. The children do all the work of the yards. About fifty children enter the lists. Visits are made by members of the club about July 1st to the houses of all the enrolled competitors and conditions carefully noted. Suggestions for laying out and planting the gardens are also made. Rounds are again made be fore the opening of school to note the change. By this plan there is a general cleaning up of back and front yards, the lawns are cared for and flowers are to be seen everywhere. The plan can be tried in any community in the land to good advantage. The Deadly Hat Pin. Did you ever notice a bevy of school girls with their jaunty hats perched on their heads and nine tenths of them with pins projecting beyond their hats for several inches? The great mystery is that more than one eye has not been gouged with these instruments of torture. A crusade among mothers would not be a bad thing against the use ot hat pins, or if they must be used get them of a length that will answer the purpose and not project to a dangerous length beyond the hat. The old fashioned rubber hat tape used to fill the bill nicely without injury to the scalp of the wearer or menace to persons they come in contact with. Mothers, before we have the sight of some of our little ones ruined and eyes disfigured look out for the hat pin and see that it is not of unnecessa ry length. Hearst Buys the Cosmopolitan The Cosmopolitan Magazine has become the property of William R. Hearst. 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