THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. 5 ,i n ib Yon Wait to Call on THE The Farmers National Bank Capital $60,000.00. C. M. CREVELING, Pres. i J DIRECTORS: t, J. L. Mover, Grant Herring, JI. A. McKillip, t " C. W. Runyon, N. U. Funk. C. M. Creveling, C A. Kleim, Dr. J. J. Brown, M. Milleisen. When THE COLUMBIAN. N BLOOMSBURG, FA. THURSDAY. JANUARY a6, 1905. Entered at the Poet OjlUx, Eloomtburg, Pa. a neeond clam maUrr, Marcn 1, 18HH. Club Offers. Our Club Offers for 1905 are as follows : The Columbian and New York Thrice-a- Week World, - - 1.G5 The Columbian and Tribune Farmer, - 1.25 The Columbian 'and'' American Farmer - 1. 00 all strictly in advance. We have but 100 copies of the A vterican Farmer to give away. They will cro to the first advance paying subscribers who call. Don't wait too long. tt. LOCAL NEWS. Legal advertisements on page 7, Leases and quit notices for sale at this oihee 41. Better do one thing well than a whole lot badly. The man that learns only by ex perience never graduates. Jerry Kester has resigned as post master at Mainville. A successor has not yet been named. Physicians are beginning to recognize worry as a disease, to be prescribed for like any other malady. Charles P. Elwell will receive ?upils in pianoforte and lu.'mony. 'erms reasonable. Call or t dress 233 West Third street. tf At a short session of Court on Saturday the license application of Thomas Hickey for a hotel in Blooinsburg was refused. . . A. G. Thurston, who has been on the staff of the Pottstown, Pa. News, has returned to his former position on the Bloomsburg Daily. Tax Collector of Briar Creek township, Newman Bower, was at the commissioner's office on Thurs day, getting his 1902 exonerations. Dr. Dowie has a woman rival, who has started a "paradise" in opposition to Zion City, at Chicago. Look out for a rate war in this kind of salvation. Frank Parks is preparing for the ministry. His first attempt at sermonizing was made in the A. M. K. Church on First Street a week ago last Sunday. The mail box in front of the Bloomsburg National Bank has been in a broken condition lor an extended period, and people are woricleriug why it isn't repaired. Captain T. Boyd Robisou has moved his law office from Espy to Bloomsburg, and is uow very nice ly located in a suite of rooms iu the Paul E. Wirt building, over kx ander Bros. & Co's. cigar store. 4 UMl OPEN A HANK ACCOUNT, HAVE A CHECK CASHED, BORROW MONEY OR MAKE AN INVESTMENT, OLD RELIABLE Surh.us $78,000,00. M. MILLEISEX. Cashier. A Man's feet are better judges of shoes than he is! you tuck your's into a pair of "Keith's Konquefor" Shoes they'll tell you they're com fortable at last. $3-50 and $4.00 Chas. M. Evans, F. D. Dentler ou Tuesday receiv ed the sad intelligence of the death of his sister, Mrs. R. A. Mungen, at her horue at Sturgis, Michigan. He took the D. L,. & W. train for that place Tuesday afternoon. Ernest L. Rice, in advance of Gordon & Bennetts big production "The Holy City," was in town this week arranging for the appear ance of the show here on Feb. 21. WANTED: 10 men In rach statfl to trvel, tack nlgns and distribute nnmples and circulars nf our goods. Salary $75.0) per month. 3 00 Serday tor expenses. KUULMAN CO., Dept. Atlas Building, Chicago. l-;6 8t The Bloomsburg Wheelmen give a euchre in the room over the public library, for the benefit of the li brary tonight. There has been a goodly sale of tickets, and the at tendance will in all probability be la'ge. The revival services in the Metho dist church are being largely at tended. Prayers are being asked for niirhtlv bv those who have decided to lead new and better lives and there has been many conversions- Mrs. Louis Gross was tendered a birthday surprise party at her home on Normal Hill, last evening. Many people from Danville were present, and the evening was de lightfully spent in games, feasting, and social intercourse. In view of the fact that the court last week refused a license to Michael Devanney for a restaurant in Jamison City he will go over the line into Sullivan County and apply for a restaurant license. He has this week to file his application. Lent will be late this year, as Ash Wednesday is March 8th, later than usual, Palm Sunday is April 1 6, and Good Friday is April 21, Easter Sunday, when all the world blo.ssoms forth in lilies and new Easter bonnets, comes April 23- WANTED. MEN AND WOMEN In this county and ad Joining territories, to represent and advertise an old established house, of solid financial siundlug. Sulary to men .'1 weekly, to women 'J to iiK weekly with Expenses advanced each Monday by check direct from headquarters, liorseand bUKify (urn!HhPd when necessary; Bosltton permanent. Address Blew Bros. & Co., epl. 6, Monou Bldg., Chicago, III. 1-ltf sMt The Lackawanna shops which have been for some time in course of construction near Scranton, were opened at the commencement of the year. Their cost is $1,250,000, will employ 2,500 men and have a handling capacity of 250 cars at one time. Gordon & Bennett's stupendous production "A Royal Slave," which was so favorably received here last season, is booked to re turn lor one night, next month. The lyric richness, musical gems, scenic marvels, mechanical wonders, electrical surprises, costuming and artistic excellence of cast and chorus of "A Royal Slave" is positively unequalled. HENRY W. CHAMPLIN, M. D KYK, KMt.lNOSK. AND THROAT SPECIALIST. I'.nt Building, illoonislmrg, Pa In our report of the interview 1.-1,1 - If. .... I !.. U U- ueiu m ncti 1 isijui k iii si wrtiv, be tween Governor Pcnnypacker and the Catawissa bridge committee, we. printed Davis name, ns a member of the committee instead of Congressman Samuels, as it should have been. In the basket ball between Dan ville and Friendship, played in the Armory at Sunbury last night tor the championship of Columbia and Montour Counties, the friendship won 22 to 19. The game is reported to have been a fast one, and the locals won by superior playing. The Republicans of town will hold their caucus in the Town Hall Saturday evening. C. C. Yetter, Esq., it is understood, is to be nominated for Mayor. ' He and Boyd Maize, the Democratic nomi nee have agreed to vote for one another, which indicates a friendly feeling between them. . 1 Bear in mind the Wheelmen's big minstrels which, if plans don't miscarry, will be given the latter part of February. The perform ance will be superior to that of last season in some respects, and the stage setting which will be new and novel, will also be the finest ever seen in the local playhouse. - The Alonzo Hatch Moving Pic ture Company will appear in Bloomsburg for the benefit of the Methodist Church Wednesday even ing, March 1. The company car ries an artist in the way of a harp player, and the entertainment has won much favorable comment in the cities where it has been given. . One of our exchanges wants to know why people always laugh at a newly married couple. Perhaps it is because it would be inexcusa bly rude to scowl at 'em; or per haps, again, because they are think ing of what the "angelic dreamers will think of the goods after the honeymoon gloss has been worn off. The charges against the manage ment of the State Normal School at East Stroudsburg have been re ferred to Auditor General Snyder, who will make a thorough investi gation. It they are found to be true, criminal prosecution will be instituted. According to the alle gations, every thing pertaining to the conduct of the school has been managed with a view of putting money into the pockets ot the ring who had charge. Protestant ministers at Carbon dale are out in a circular letter on the subject of funerals. Their de mands are: No addresses at Sun day funerals and no Sunday funerals except in extreme cases. Men to refrain from the use of tobacco in any form in a funeral procession. Only the pastors of the dead to officiate. The saying of the com mittal service at the house, so as to avoid the long drive to the grave, and absolute quiet at the services. Debt is a great force waster, be cause very few men or women can be heavily in debt without worry ing or being anxious. If you are so deeply involved that it is im possible to extricate yourself with out going through bankruptcy, then take your bitter medicine at once, and start again, no matter who criticises or denounces you. Pay your debt in full afterward, when you are able. Get rid of all vitality sappers. If you have taken an un fortunate step, retrace it if you can. If you have made a mistake, remedy it as far as it is in your power to do so; but when you have done your best, let the thing drop forever. Do not drag its skeleton along with you. Never allow what is dead and should be buried to keep bob bing up and draining off your life capital in worry or vain regrets. The February, Woman's Home Companion is packed with good things from cover to cover. A unique feature is a double-page drawing showing "How Uncle Sam is Spending Hundreds of Millions of Dollars to Make Washington the Most Beautiful Capital iu the World." Other features are: "Ice Yachting The New Sport for Women," and "The International Sunday-School Invasion of the Holy Land." The fiction includes stories by Louis Tracy, G. T. Evans, Madge L. Axford and Fred erick Smith. Mis. Lincoln gives her twelve favorite recipes. There are helpful articles on valentine parties, new ideas in fashions for men and women, and a number of contributions from women on "How I Earned My Own Support." Pub lished by The Crowell Publishing Company, Springfield, Ohio; one dollar a year; ten cents a copy. To Carry Freight on Trolley Oars. lion. William T. Creasy, of Cata wissa, on Monday offered a bill in the Legislature authorizing trolley companies to carry freight. PITRFT V PFRfllM A I 1 1 UllWWilHW F. P. Pursel is in New York and Phila delphia this week buying goods. Mr. nnd Mm. Oliver II. Watts of Middle town, are Tisiling the latter'j parents here. Miss Claire Grois tins returned from an extended visit with friends at Witkes-Bnrre and Scranton, Lloyd Skeer, student at the Scranton Business College, spent Sunday and Monday with his mother in town. Miss Mcranda R. He-is, post mistress at Stillwater, called on friends at Berwick and Bloomsbmg on Saturday. II. II. Hulme, of Benton township, and VV. I". Vansickle, of Jamison City, were among our callers on Monday. ! Mrs. J. K. Wilson and sister Miss II. A. Sharpless, have gone to Washington, I). C where they intend to remain for seveial weeks. Mr. and Mrs. Samuel Block and Mr, and Mrs. Harry Ellenbogen, of L).inville, were entertained by Mr. and Mrs, Louis Gross on Sunday. I Miss Margaret Tasket, of Plymouth, and Mr. and Mrs. William Smith, of Elenora, j Cambria County, Pa., spent a portion ot ! yesterday with the latter's brother, D. J. 1 In. I... Gettysburg, which was to have contested honors with the Normal basket ball team Saturday night, has cancelled and the management is endeavoring to secure an alumni team captained by David Williams the former base ball star to fill the engagement. Bruce Evans, superintendent of the local shops of the American i Car & Foundry Company, has leased the Geo. M. Hughes prop erty ou the extension of East Third Street and will move his family here from Berwick in the near future. DEEDS. A new lot of Deeds just printed at tbis office. They are ruled for writing or blank for typewriting. Residence Destroyed by Fire Fire yesterday morning destroyed the home of S. H. Trump, on West Third Street. The flames had gained such a headway before it was discovered that it was impos sib e to save much of the furniture. Only a few articles on the first floor were gotten out. It appears that the little four year old daughter was allowed to play with lamp lighters on the second floor and threw one of the flaming paper rolls into a wood box. The kindling in the liox was ignited which in turn communicated to the building paper with which the wall was covered and in a short time the entire building was in flames. Considerable delay in sounding an alarm was occasioned by the fact that an attempt to send it in from the box near Con Cronin's store failed. When the firemen reached the scene, the building was doomed. The house was a two and a half story frame building and was owned and occupied by S. H. Trump. There was no insurance on either the house or goods, and Mr Trump's loss will be quite heavy Was Real Weather. It was winter with a vengeance last night. The thermometer hov ered close to the zero mark and a strong north west wind picked up the loose snow which had fallen to the depth of nearly a foot through out the day, and carried it in huge clouds through the air. It was the most disagreeable night of the winter. Both trolley companies were kept busy with sweepers, and succeeded in keeping the lines open though traffic was considerably 1m peded. The cars on the Danville & Bloomsb-.irg line were stalled for a time at Grovania and it required nearly three hours last night to come from Berwick on the Columbia & Montour. Railroad trains too were belated by reason of the storm. On the P. & R. Railroad over beyond Cata wissa, the snow on the track, we were informed by the trainmen this morning, was fifteen feet deep, and it required the power of two loco motives to clean it away. I Hud Stone in the. Bladder, and my kidneys were affected. None of the means taken for relief produced any lasting benefit until I began the use of Dr. David Ken nedy's Favorite Remedy, of Roud out, N. Y. The pain ceased the calculus or stone having been dis solved by the medicine. I am ready to testify that my recovery was due to Dr. Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. E. D. W. Parsons, Rochester. flew Uniforms Oere 1 The new uniforms for the Winona Fire Company have arrived. They are of dark blue material, trimmed with orange braid and caps to match. The Winona boys are certain to cut quite a swath in the next street demonstration. Bean the y) ' "8 NlM KU Hava Always BOUgW r Clearing The Deck. January is (lie time wc Clear Out Tlie Stocks and make ready for the Coming Season's Trade - yet you have three good months of useful ness out of these goods we offer at Reduced Trices, and sonic of them a longer time tnan that. The money saving opportunities for you arc quite numerous. An investigation will repay you. COATS. 20.00 Ladies' Coats 15.00 14.00 Ladies' Coats 10.00 10.00 Ladies' Coats 7.00 i UUl JJVU JVJLr1 1 KUUhS. 1. 00 Night Robes 78c 75c. Night Robes 58c 50c. Night Robes 39c 1.50 Night Robes 1.15 FURS REDUCED. It win1 well repay you to see the choice furs at the reduced prices. DRESS GOODS. Many lots of Dress Goods have been reduced: 39c. for 50 cent Zibelines. 42c. for 50 cent Novelties. 84c. for 1. 00 Mixtures. Ladies' Tailored Suits At Big Reductions. The Clark Store. TALK Your Christmas Don't Miss It. Our fine display of Holiday Goods is opened and ready. The most appropriate presents for one and all at fairest prices. We claim for our Holiday stock excellence in quality, great variety and very low prices, making this store, beyond a question of doubt, the RIGHT PLACE TO GET THE RIGHT GIFTS AT THE RIGHT PRICE. We Invite you to inspect our stock before making your purchases. O-eo. "W. KCess, Optician and Jkwilkr, SUDDEN DEATH- Seized With Heart Failure Martin Kelly ol Washlngtonvllle Fell Dead. Martin Kelly, a well known resi dent of Washiugtonville, fell dead Tuesday afternoon about 3 o'clock while returning from the grist mill, operated by his sons, to his home in that borough. Death was caused by heart disease. Mr. Kelly had for several years been subject to attacks of heart trouble, but of late had been in quite good health, so that his sudden death came as a great shock to his family and many friends. He was on his way home from the grist mill, and had gone only a short way when he tottered and fell. He was carried into the hotel and Dr. Hoffa summoned, but he was be yond human aid, death having been instantaneous. The deceased was born April 10, 1835 iu Liberty township, and spent the greater part of his life in Montour county. At one time he lived in Muncy. About sixteen years ago he purchased the farm on the DauTille-Washingtonville road, now owned by Mrs. James Frazier. He removed to Washingtonville about aear ago. He is survived by his wife and five children, Mrs. Frank Marks, Miss Emma Kelly, Jesse and Bruce Kelly, Washingtonville and Mrs. James Mowrer, of Athens. Flayed Here a Pew Years Ago. "Bid" Young, who will be re membered as having played short stop and second base on the Bloom team iii the days of the River League, has been elected manager of the Pottstown ball club for the coining season.. Plucky Woman Soot "Wildcat Miss Macrffie Roweii tlip nlnL-ir t J ) , - - - young woman who carries the mail between Mt. CarKiel mid TCnt'ilin Tuesday night shot a large wildcat with a revolver, the bullet passing through the animal's head. SEPARATE SKIRTS All separate Dress Skirts at reduced prices See them. Blankets and Comfortables. Just when you need them they go at reduced prices. COMFORTS 5x0. 3.25, 3.00, 2 50 1.56 are reduced to 4.00, 2.75, 2.50 2.00 1.25 BLANKETS 5.50, 5.00, 3.75, 3 40, 3.00 are reduced to 4.50, 4.00, 3.00, 2.90, 2.50 TABLE LINENS. 1 We call special attention to three numbers of bleach ed all linen table linens 2 yds. wide at 58c, 88c and 1. 00 per yard. 104 New York Mills Sheeting - 28c. 90x90 Sheets Bleached 70c. 90x90 H. S. Sheets 80c. 81x90 plain hem Sheets 62c NO. 65. Opportunity; BLOOMSBURG, PENNA If Teddy is Wise. 'Ti a war of devastaiion 'twixt the whis kered Russian nation and the Japs of low ly station for possession of some land ; Many men are dead and dying, gun to ruoa ater gun replying, and the faiherlesi are crying grievously on ev'ry hand. Bitter cold they are resisting, tortured ones are writhing, twisting, other victims are enlisting week by week and day by day. But Port Arthur now has tumbled and the Russian arms are humbled and the gun of joy have rumbled to Tokio by the bay. Now the pious agitators (lamp of peace illu minators) urge we be alleviators froai shimoso and the knout ; But if Ted is wise or wiser he'll refuse to be adviser ; till both nations say "Please try, air," he will keep hands out. Whether Japs or Russians winsky, he who rashly plays buttinsky skates where ice is mighty thinsky, and he'd better bide wee t Either side may grow indignant at his effort so benignant rail at him in terms malig nant, mostly starting off with V. When two families are fighting, cuffing, kick ing, scratching, biting-all the neighbor hood delighting with the scrap they're put ting up. Woe to him who is so eager and whose gusnp. tion is so meager as to cause him to be leaguer like a yapping terrier pup! Both the parlies to the scuffle then will turn with plumes a-ruflie and their first united cuff'll turn Huttinsky to n scoff ; So if Teddy, true as preachin, is as wise aa we've been teachin', till both parlies start beseechin', he will keep hands off. Baltimore "American." CHARTER NOTICE. In the Court of Common Plraa of Columbia County, Notice Ih hereby (riven tlinr. an application will bo mad to the KKld t'oiiit, on the imn day ot February, A I) , M, at, ten o'clock In the forenoon, under the, "i oiporailnn Act of 18T4 and the 8iiipli menis tliorcto, by Joseph Haul, L. N. Moyer, J unit s C. Brown, K. U. Vorks, K. B. Tuslln. c. m. 1 reveltnir, A. 2 Heliouh, Frank Ikeler, John (1. Ilaiiunn, (!. c. iviieoc k. Giunt Heirluif. ieoi(fe 8. KobbliiH, 1'eul E Wirt, L. E. waller. Dr. J W. Hniiicr, Dr. J. J. Brown, Dr. B. F. Uardnf"-. Dr. K . Uedi ker, Dr. H. B. ArmeuU Dr. J. n Monitfi.uiery, l.r. J. N. John, Dr. U. L. Iteatfiiu. Dr. J. II. ltmvnmii, Dr. L. B. Kline for the dinner of an Intend. 'd corpora tlon to bo culled niooniHtnnu Hounltal, the ohartor end obleein or which are : (i) To provide HUi'Klcal nid and nurjliiff for pmit'ntH surr.Tiic,- t out IhJiuli'H and inedlual aid and nuinlni,' torHtek persons whocauuot bo properly cured for In He Ir h'.ine (i) To reeelve and jli proper omv to per sons wh i are cunvali eel,. (S) To Inmruci and .rain tneu and women la theduUe uf miwtnif and ilti'-'Hllioi upon the skk and dlolcd. .And f .r Hene purpoaes to have, possiesa and eujoy ad the right, DouodUs and prlvlleifus confei red by the mild Act and In supplements. UUANT MUKIUNU, """"Itora.