THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Open a Hank Account, When you want to Vz: ww Make an Investment, CALL ON THE OLD RELIABLE The Farmers National Bank Capital, $60,000. . . Surplus $71,000. C. M. CKKVKUNG, Pius. M. MILLEISEX. Cashier. D1RKCTORS: J. L. Moykr, Grant 1 1 irkinc, II. A. McKiu.ip, Dr. Wm. M. Reher, N. U. Funk, C. M. Olvfuno, L. A. Ki.kim. Dr. EVANS' SHOE STORE, Now that CIllilSTMAS is so near it behooves every one who intends iivin presents to make their selection now. AVe haveevervthin; in tlie line of FOOT WEAR, OYERGAITERS AND LEGGINS. OUR S es ana uniiaren complete at from 50 cents upward. THE PROGRESSIVE SHOE STORE, Chas. M. Evans. Warm Lined Shoes for Women. THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. THUHSDAY, DF.CKM ISKK 17, 1903. rfnlrrrd at the I'utl Ofte ut lluwmthury, I'a tieanaHatinatter.hiitrrh 1. idSH. AT THE THEATRE. Strong, stirring dramatic situa tibns, thrilling climaxes, a love story of absorbing heart interest, amusing, natural and unforced comedy scenes, allied with a plot that cau be followed by everybody, are the really component parts of a successful melodrama. Add to the above, a wealth of scenic splendor, new and intricate mechanical de vices and a company of superior excellence, and the reason for the universal success of "Human Hearts " is found. " Human Hearts" is possibly the most successful and meritorious melodrama on the stage today, and it will be bhown to our play goers on Thursday evening Dec. 17th. Christmas Dinners- Would you not have greater en joyment at your Christmas dinner if you had contributed in some way in seeing that those less fortunate than yourself had been provided with dinners ? The United Benevolent Society will, as usual furnish a large number of dinners and will appreciate your assistance in supplying any of the following: Money, potatoes, tur nips, cabbage, sugar, coffee, beans, rice and canned goods. All kinds of clothing is also much needed. Through the kindness of H. J. Clark, the ladies have been given the use of room in his building on Centre Street, where a committee will be on hand to receive donatious, Saturday afternoon, December 19, from 2 to 5 o'clock. We trust every one will do some thing to help in this worthy cause. The United Benevolent Society. Bell Telephone.! ALL KEADY FOlt Christmas Shoppers. MKXU FOR Christmas. Tv!inT Cases. I'ocket Hooks, Purses, Music RolU, Ciy r Cas-s, Card Cases, Letter Hooks. Haml liags, Shaving Sets, Burnt Leather, Japanese (longs, Steins, French Stag Clocks, Tobacco jars, W,loewood Ware. lapanee Vases, Ebony Brushes, r bonoid Brushes, French Stag Brushes, Aluminum lirusiu-s, 1 o. wood Brushes, Sterling Silver lirushe?, Military Brushes. Medicine Cases, Stag Smoking Sets, Hudnuf. Toilet Articles, Hudnufs Perfumes, Bakei'i Fine Con fection,, Saturday Candy, Mirror in Ebony, Stag, Oak, Celluloid, Uesk Latenuar, Cigars in boxes of I J, 2$, ioot 100. Sterling Silver Novelties, iianii PAINTED rlllNA. Name or Initials Burned on any light leather goods free of charge. No trouble to show good. Come in and sea "What's New." .W.S. RlSHTON, Market souaro Pharmacist. J. J. Urown, C. V. Runyon SLIPPERS is LOCALNEWS. Legal advertisements on page 7. The girl who loves to help mother will make a model wife some day. Lamps. The designs in lamps at Mercer's are far superior to any in liloonisburg, take a look at them. William Mass of Kulp, has add ed his name to our subscription list. - - -. -Albums will never go out of use nd aie very useful Christmas presents. See Mercer's stock before you buy. . .. The Wheelmen's Minstrels was the most successful entertainment, financially, ever given in town. We will show you a nice line of Holiday goods for Christinas 1903. II. Mercer, 108 Mam fat. - - - Postmasters and rural mail carriers are only allowed seven holi days in a year and yet some people complaiu when they take them. . A little son of Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Stohner of North Iron Street is lvinc seriously ill with rheumatism. The disease has affected his heart. Eight new members were initiated into the Knights of the Golden Eagle last week. The order now has two hundred and sixty mem bers. Stand Lamps. Hanging Lamps, Hall Lamps, Bracket lamps, lamp fixtures of all kinds at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. The Hiah School at Stillwater, will receive $164.00 as its share of the special appropriation to Higu Schools for the year ending June 1st, 1903. When it eets to be the style to have a new hat on Thanksgiving, the same as on Easter, it will be possible to get people out to church on that day. Th Pnrnl Wedding " will be ; here Mondav eveuine next. It is n.tn rf tVif lit rnii crpst tiielo dramatic UU ut - - - attractions that is to come our way tins season, is.cgi.uiii iii.n. A large line of all kinds of books at Mercer's Diug and Book Store. The contract for filling the ap proach to the new river bridge at Mifflin ville, has been awarded by the commissioners to C. II. Reimard and he has already commenced the work. .. . The largest line of crepe paper all colors.injilootnsburaiMercer's The hearing in the case of Chas. F. Harder, of Catawissa, the Alta Idaho Gold & Copper Mining Co., p:osecutor, will be heard before Squire Jacoby Tuesday afternoon at two o'clock. . -. Not for many years have we had so much cold weather so early in the season. Local merchants say it tends to stimulate the holiday trade, the volume of which is in excess of former years. .- . t .1. Ito Kind You Have Always tit R. S. Uowiuan's term ns post master nt Berwick expires this month, but he ban no opposition ' and will be re-appointed It strikes us as being strange that there are not a dozen or more after the place. . .. William Chrisman on Saturday purchased the farm of the late Jacob M. Girton, situate tin Madison township. The larm contains 232 acres, nearly one fourth of which is timbered. The consideration was 2-425 We also have some burnt wood novelties that are both pretty and cheap at Mercer's Drug and Hook Store. Invitations are out announcing the wedding of George 15. Straub to Miss Elizabeth Iiomboy. The ceremony will take place at the home of the bride's mother at Espy, at seven o'clock, Wednesday even ing, Dec. 30th. W. M. Harder, an attorney, of Des Moines, Iowa, is visiting his parents at Catawissa. He went west five years ago. since which time, tint section of the country, he says, has picked up wonderfully, lie oiled on lHoomsburg friends Monday afternoon. Rush Harrison has succeeded John Harrison as station agent for the 11. & S. Railroad Company at Forks. Eggs are eggs. Down in Boston the grocers who cater to the best people iu the Back Bay district are charging 70 cents a dozen for them. Even for common people the price has run up to' 60 cents, and the prospect is that the top of the mar ket has not yet been reached. The New Century Correspond ence Schools, WilkesBarre, o f which J. K. Miller is the local re presentative, opened a new branch in Berwick on Monday. It is the purpose of the new branch to reach the children of the foreign populace in Berwick. Mr. Miller assisted 111 the opening. We are showing a verv fine line of birch bark novelties and trinkets that are made by the Penobscott Indians of Maine. Trimmed with Indian sweet grass that never looses its Iragranc;. Mercer s Drug and Book tore. Among the first and early callers at our office Monday morning was Ex-Sheriff John Mowrey, of Kuip, Pa. He has taken advantage of our clubbing offer with the New York Thnce a week It ora, and will be kept posted on the great presi dential campaign, upon which we are just entering. - m HIGHEST cash prices paid fo- all kinds of raw furs by F. R. Drake, 440 East 4th St., Blooms- burg Pa. Always home on Satur day. 4t. Blessed is the poor man. Pick pockets don't bother him, nobody tries to borrow irom mm, ana no oue asks him to indorse a note ; he is not robbed or harassed by litiga tions ; burglars never invade his premises, and he sleeps in peace ; when he dies nobody questions nis will or attempts to steal his body. .. . For Bibles and Testaments both large and small go to Mercer's Drug and Book Store. A- remarkable event in religious circles occurred in Patersou on Thanksgiving day; an occurrence probably unprecedented in this or any other country. It was a union service of Presbyterian and Jewish congregations held in the synagogue of the latter. The Presbyterian clergyman delivered the discourse and the rabbi would have spoken but was called away to attend a funeral. Verily, "the world do move." Subscribe for The Columbian and get the Farm and Fireside and a handsome picture free. The regu lar price of the three is $2.50. We will give them all to you for one dollar. m tt. The order of removal proceedings of Mifflin two., Columbia county Poor District, against Schuylkill county Poor District, which were heard before John Berger and Guy Jacoby Ivsq's., have been con tinued until the twenty-fourth of the month. Mifflin is seeking to remove Harvey Gearhart, a person liable to become chargeable to Schuylkill county. T. J. Vander sbce and Grant Herring Esq's rep resent Mifflin township. Wm. Chrisman Esq. is looking after Schuylkill county s interests. DEOEMBEE 1st T0DE0EMBEK 15th. To encourage you to mukeyourself or some friend a Christmas present of a pair of new eye-glasses or spectacles, I remit my fee for fitting during the month of December. This has been my custom for years. You are in vited to call and get prices. HENRY W. CI I AM PUN, M. D., EVK BAR, NOSH AND THROAT SPECIALIST. Ent Building, Bloomsburg, Fa. PURELY PERSONAL Miss C.irric Smith, of Cntawissn, has been the guest tins week, of Mrs K k. Dent. K. R Dent, of the firm of Dent ,t Sharp ies, made a business trip up the west Branch this wick. Miss May McIIrnry of Stillwater attended the meeting of the Wednesday ( ! I till last week. She was the gtwst of Mrs. K. II. Wil son, ('. It. Arhenbach, who fur many years hns resided in the wet, ptincip.illy in Kansas, was the guest uf Ins btother, W. W. Achen bach, last week. The death of Ms. Millard Kelch ner occurred at her home in Fish ingcreek township yesterday after noon. Internal cancer was the im mediate cause of death. She is sur vived by a husband and three child ren. The funeral will take place Saturday morning at ten o'clo.k. According to a recent ruling of the Civil Service Commission, which affects the district in which Blooms burg is included, the annual ex aminations for clerks and carriers is to be abolished, and examinations will hi held only when there is a vacancy, or when there is a vacancy about to occur. There are about 5.000,000 farm ers in the United States, and they are the people who pay for keeping up the country roads. The 50,000 automobilists do not pay one dollar out of every thousand expended for the making and repairing of these roads. Whose rights are to be con sidered first those of the great multitude orthose of the few? Who shall have the right to the middle of the road, the millions who have maintained the public highway from time immemorial or the thou sands who have suddenly invaded it with new and strange machines? There does not appear to be much room for doubt as to the ownership of a precription which a person may take to a drug store to be filled, but in New York recently the owner ship had to be settled in court. Of course it was decided in favor of the man who took the prescription to be filled. The court decided that the druggist had 110 right or title to the prescription, but the druggist only gave it up to escape going to jail for larceny. A similar decision has been made in the case of a photographer's negative. The court decided that th patron who pays the photographer's price owns the negative, a just decision. Bachelors should be awakened to the touch. Next year is leap year. Forewarned is forearmed. The question is : v ill you pop now aud get your ultimatum from one of your choice, or wait until January 1 to be popped to and take your chances? Two of the maideu ladies who each vow to get a man this leap year or bust a toga band, are the old girls who always let down their folding bed to look under it in the hope ot finding a man there, and the antiquated Nancy, who is credited with saying, "Oh, Lord, anything." If you hesitate and allow yourself to become common prey, one of the archaic specimens mav insist on warming her teet against your vertebrae the rest of your natural nights. Thus is re peated the admonition, be warned in time. Work of Benevolent Society. The Union Benevolent Associa tion at a meeting decided to receive from the school children of town, in the basement of the Clark build ing on Centre street next Saturday afternoon from two to five o'clock any clothing, money or provisions that they desire to contribute to charity. This (announcement will also be made in the public schools A special meeting of the association will be held Saturday evening at 7:30 o clock. Another (Jase ot Small Pox at Berwick The alaim occasioned at Berwick last week, by the discovery of a case of small pox within the town limits was increased on Tuesday when it was learned that the dread disease had marked another victim The second case is that of Lillian Petit, the fifteen year old daughter of Simon Petit, residing on La Salle Street. The house was im mediately quarantined, and every thing possible is being done to rid the town of the plague. GET IT at"g1LM0EE'8. Are you looking for toys or games for the little ones? If so visit W. H. Gilmore's Toy Bazaar. You will find there an immense line of goods suitable for Christmas gifts. Never before has he had such an assort ment, and you are sure to find just what you want for the little folks. There are Dolls, Wagons, Iron Toys, Dishes, all kinds of Games, Tree Decorations, and a thousand other articles. Every Holiday wish for the little ones can be gratified. The entire third floor is filled with goods and you are invited to call, and look over the line. 3t The Time is Near When you will be wished a Merry Chrisimas and you will want to make a gift to some as a remembrance. Clark's offer you now an opportunity of saving-10 cents on every dollar's worth of goods you buy. The goods are right. They're priced as low as equal grades are sold by any and on many lines they are less. You can do your Christmas shopping at Clark's on Useful Goods and save money. Useful articles are what most people are giving now. Our stock is complete. Never before have we offered you such good values at Christ mas time. We allow 10 per cent, discount on every dollar's worth of goods bought. The entire stock is at your disposal. The reduction of the stock is called by our re-building. Your opportunity to save on your Christmas purchases. Think, ioc on every dollar. DRESS GOODS. Our entire xtnek hnsi Ixi-n re duced yet we allow yon K) per rent. What more useful gift than ft drcHH pattern. LINENS, AT J, KINDS. A nice piece of linen i nhvnys ncceptiibli! ns h ChriHtmns nift. Our stock of table linens, pattern cloths, towels, napkins, lunch cloths, etc., Is very complete. All less 10 per eent. discount. WHITE MA TERIA LS. All kinds for all purposes. See the liiif lino of wuistings. They make nice gifts. HOSIER Y, UNDER I VEA R Always useful and they make nice gifts. Our stock Is com plete. UMBRELLAS. Full lines all prices. KID and GOLF GLOVES. Full lines nil ntyles. COUNTERPANES. Full lines nil grtides useful gifts. Colgate's extracts. Ilogers' silverware. H. J. TALK Gifts for the Holidays ! The best of everything for Christmas. Right to the front of all competition we place our elegant new Holiday Stock, the best ever shown in this locality. Popular selections at popular prices are features of this magnificent stockwhich particularly recommend it to holiday buyers. Fall in line all you people who wish to see a bright and beautiful display of charm ing Christmas novelties for the season of 1903. O-GO- "77 Eless, Optician and Jeweler, Attractive Clubbing Offers for 1904 Arrangements have been made whereby we cau offer our subscrib ers some leading publications at greatly reduced rates. Below are four different offers. Read them over: FIRST OFFER. We will give The Columbian for one year, regular price $1.00, with the Farm and Fireside for one year (two issues each month), reg ular price 50 cents, and a Peerless Picture (vour choice of 24), regular price $1.00 (total value $2.50.) All THREE For - $1.00 SECOND OFFER. The Columbian, - .ft.oo "New York World", Thrice-a-wcek, if 1.00 Regulnr price of both, - . $2.co We will send the two for one year for - - $1.60 THIRD OFFER. The Coi.umiiian, "New York Tribune Farmer", $1.00 fl.oo Regular price for both, f2.ro We will send the two for one year for - - $1.25 FOURTH OFFER. The Columbian, $i.oo "The Cosmopolitan Magazine", Jil.oo "The Twentieth Century Home", fi.oo Regular price for the three $3.00 We will send the three publi cations for one year for $2.00 Address: The Columbian Bloomsburg, Pa. WANTED FA ITnri'L PFKSON TO T11AVFL for a well pftatillHhecl huune In a few counties. calling on retail incrolmnts and npeiits Local torrltory. Salary IDP.OO perweH wlthezpenaea additional, all payabln In cash each Wfek. Monny for eipennca advanced. PoHltlon per manent. llUHlnt'BH ucocHbftil anil ruHhlnif, Standard House, Sao Dearborn BU Chicago. U-li lot FURS, FURS. flood reliable furs. The most wanted goods. It pays to buy good furs. Dark blended real mink with real talis ami (daws nt I4.00. Dark Mended J.ip mink with real tails, ornament and claws at fWl.OO. Snldn fox, 2 brush tnlls $12.00. All less 10 percent, with lots of others. SILKS and SILK WAISTS A nice silk waist pattern makes a useful gift. Then there is the rendy made silk waists. Kither one will ho acceptable on Christ mas morning. HANDKERCHIEFS. You never get too many. This stock offers you bigger assort ments than ever. Better values thnn ever. Youshould see them. RIBBONS and LACES. Full lines all kinds-all styles. LEATHER GOODS. Pocket btxiks, wrist bugs, uuto mohile bags, SEPARA IE SKIRTS. In wool and silk. They will make a useful gift. See tlie line. CLARK & SON. NO. 51. BLOOMSBURG, TENNA The Farm and Fireside is a splen did semi-monthly magazine of 24 to 32 good-sized pages, plain print and nicely illustrated.. Read our first offer. The New York Thrice-a- Meek World contains six pages every issue, and as its name indicates, comes three times a week. It is too well known to need any intro duction. We offer it for a little over half the regular price. See our second offer. The New York Tribune Farmer is an illustrated weekly, and one of the beFt of its class. It is full of valuable information to tillers of the soil. You can get it through our club for one-fourth its regular price. See third i.ffer. The Cosmopolitan Magazine is known in every home. There are none better and few as good. The Twentieth Century Home is a new magazine published by the Cosmopolitan Company in their beautiful building on the Hudson. It has many new and striking feat ures, and aims at the same high standard as the Cosmopolitan. We have made an arrangement by which we are enabled to present you with this valuable publication for one year free. Read our fourth offer. Where can you set so much good reading matter for so little money? We cannot tell how long we will be able to continue these offers. Don't lose the opportunity, but send in your order now. All orders must be accompanied with the cash. Sample copies of these papers will be sent on request. The Mag azines can be seen at this office. CEO. E. ELWELL, Proprietor. WANTED FATTIIFl'L PKKHON To CAM OK retail trade and nsreniarnr manufacture ffhoum having well eamhliKhed buHlnep; inral terri tory; BtralKhl nalary ) paid weekly and . pei ne money advanced: prevlounexperleiieeun.. Deceaaary; pm.lt len permanent; bualneaa auo-ceaHful- Enclose 8elf-adilrened envelope. Hup. erlntendent Travelers, Wd Mouon hulldluj, Uilcatfo, 1U. H-l.