THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. 1 MIS II II "The Greatest Thing; in the World." It Never Fails. CONTINUOUS SACRIFICE "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Rulea the World"-Sublimest Acts of Heroism, Patience, Courage and Endurance Performed Under This Guiding Hand. A few month ago a piny wan an nounced, and Its mysterious title re sulted In endless discussion and con ierture. The name of the play was The Greatest Thing in the World." "Wliat can It he?" was asked every where. "Whnr. Is the greatest thine in the world?" New Inventions wero discussed, great achievements were talked about, and wiseacres decided that it was some Feat scientific dis covery which had taken plaee or was t possibility of the near future. And then I lie i1ay was seen, and some wnt away more mystified than ver. But the majority knew that the theme of the play a woman's struggles and sacrifices for her chil drenthe divine mother love. was. and Is, the greatest thing In the world! And. strnnge to say, although none bad guessed the right explanation of the title, no one denied the litness of It. or the truth of this broad asser tion. A man will Jestingly repeat the old snylnp "The hand that rocks the cradle rules the world" but deep down in his own heart be knows, and la even willing to acknowledge, that It Is true. The greatest deeds of his tory's pages can be traced almost di recily to the hand that ricks the cra dle. The sublimest acts of heroism, ont'encp. courage and endurance, have been performed under the leadership of this culding hand. But why po back to history's pnes? In the poorest and humblest homes', everywhere around and aiiont us. we see the greatest thine In the world, in the very essence of Its greatness! Prom early morn till dewy eve and far into the night the mother cheer fully toils for her lit'le ons. In ways Innumerable she denies herself, sacri fices her own comforts and pleasures for the children. In troubles, real or Imaginary, with true and unerring In stinct, the little one calls for mother. And mother never fails Mm! If a man forget his mother, surely heaven will forpet him. She has watched him through his various staees of Infancy; during his Illness, when life has been despaired of. she has hovered over him like a guardian angel; day and night she has nursed slra. forgetful of self, thinking only if him. strengthening him with her itrength, and over and over again glv njj Mm of her very life! And then the man marries, and she who has plven him her life and her deathless love Is nccorded second plnre in his affections. Pops she then murmur and chafe and allow lealousy to poison her breast? No! Her lore Is of a divine, unselfish kind. She pks his happiness, first and fore most. She wants the woman who has usurped her place to be to him all that Bho has been. This desire is often the keynote of domestic disturbances, and doubtless out of It has ar'sen the "mother-in-law" feud. There Is no lore like a mother's love, and her In nocent Interference Is lorn of her verwhelming desire to secure the comfort and happiness of her child. Not until she Is assured of It is she supremely content. A mother's love and continued sacri fices are, I fear, taken too much ns a matter of course to be properly ap preciated. Children are not always grateful, dutiful and loving as they should be. For example, I know of a poor, helpless, feeble old woman, who was recently taken to a poorhouse. It was her particular wish to be taken there that she might not be a burden to her son. lie was only too glad to comply with her request, for while mother had been able to work she had been a welcome addition to his home; now thaf she was infirm nnfl ailing and no longer of practical use, he did not wish to be burdened with her. And yet the deepest dyed villain has a white spot, a tender vein, for his mother. He has his moment of Intro Rpection which Is invariably followed by self pity, and then he thinks of a lonely grave and wonders what his life would have been had she lived and her guiding hand continued to point upward. Or, If his mother be alive In a dis tant land, he thinks of her shattered confidence, her head bowed with shame, but her undying love still hop ing and praying for better things, and he cannot help the pangs of remorse that, like huge ocean waves, sweep ver him. However, bad he may be the holy word "mother" contains his all of love, reverence, religion. There Is one human sentiment that Is and ever will be steadfast and un changeable ns the "Rock of Ages." It is the rweetest, most tender, most abiding of all affections a mother's love. New York News. A Woman's Club Successful. The Kmplro Club, of London, a sort of in ernatlonal women's organization, Is very successful. It is a sort of gen eral rendezvous or open house, into wblch visiting ladles from other parts f the world can drop and be sure of renewing old acquaintance with their Kugllxh friends. It Is chiefly haunted by visitors from the British colonies and from the United States. Mr. Herbert Chamberlain Is president and among the prominent members are the Marchioness of Londonderry, the Oountes of Jersey and l4idy Stanley Clarke. lixchange. Career of n I'ptin) Ivnnlnn Mioirn IT l Affliction Dlil .Not l,rrn III. ! Ilualnra Ability. Francis B. KaufTman, aged 41, one of the mo.it expert blind business men in eastern Pennsylvania, bus Jiwt tfieu at his home at. Leesport, Va. He lost his sight 20 years ago In a stone quarry explosion. Then he went Into the lime-burning and cattle business. As a cattle buyer he had no superior. In buying oxen he ran his hands over the animals and with remarkable dex terity and good Judgment could select 25 head from a big drove and secure some of the very best In the lot. When out on a collecting tour ho frequently brought in very large sums of money. Each batch of money he collocted he kept separate. To his partner at home he handed the re ceipts, batch by batch, and asked how much was in that package. When told the amount he would promptly say: "Mr. paid that," or "That is from Mr. ." He was always correct. He could make change In silver coins, but necessarily for the paper money denominations he had to rely on the statements made by his customers. He knew lime by the feel of it, and was as successful at that branch of Ms business as at cattle buying. ALARM CLOCK LIFTS PILLOW. I'nlqne Mrrhnnlam. Contrived forth Convenience of People Denf and Dnuib. W. E. Shaw, of Brooklln'e, Mass., gave an "electrical party" recently, the fea ture of which was the exhibition of an electric clock for blind deaf mutes. Mr. Shaw is deaf and dumb and he was as sisted In demonstrating the workings of his Invention by Tommy Stringer, blind, deaf and dumb, who is making great progress In the sciences. The clock cot only tells the time, but alarms the sleeper by agitating a lever which is connected by a string to a pil low, causing the pillow to move up and down, the vibrations being communicat ed to the sleeper by a touch. A circuit is closed, by which an electric current Is sent through a small Incandescent lamp In front of a parabolic mirror, the rays of which are thrown Into the face of the sleeper. It releases a spring connected with a hammer, which falls upon a ful minating cap, the loud explosion ot which at close quarters is perceptible to a deaf person. It also gives notice of the entrance of burglars by any of the above methods, by means of connection by a wire with the doors and windows. It gives indi cation of fire by electric thermostats placed anywhere on the premises. PELLET IN HIS EYE. rntlent Probably Didn't Know It Wasn't llnrt In Taklnif It Ont. William Akey, who lives at WI1 llamstown Station, Mass., had a shot removed from one of his eyes by Dr. J. B. Hull, after it had been there for more than three years. The pellet was removed without much trouble or pain, and the sight has not been In jured in the least. The boy is seven years old, and the shot entered his eye when he was four. He complained a little when he re ceived the injury, but his parents knew nothing of the accident then, and so nothing was done about It A small air rifle was the cause, the boy hav ing been engaged at play with two others when the stray shot struck him. It pained for the instant, but the eye soon became normal In appearance. It was not until recently that it was found there was something In it. Dr. Hull was consulted, and he soon found the shot under the eyelid, quite se curely lodged, as the membrane had grown about it. The physician says be does not believe the boy knew the shot was in his eye, for, if it had pained him, he does not think William could have stood it uncomplainingly for three years. BIG TRADE IN ANTIQUITIES. Italian Government In Greatly Con cerned Over the Clandestine llualneaa. The Italian government is greatly concerned over the clandestine exporta tion of statuary and antiquities to Eng land and the United States. Although there Is a law Inflicting heavy penalties on thore who attempt to dispose of an tiquities In foreign countries, the trade )u these articles continues brisk. Only a few days ago the cable signaled the arrival of a large quantity of statuary in New York m.A Ltobton, which Is to be set up in the garden of a fashionable dame In Newport. It has come to the knowledge of the authorities that a large association of thieves is robbing many of the museums and monuments of their prized sculptures. Recently Baron Kanzler, secretary of the arch aeological commission In Rome, bad to denounce to the Roman police the con tinuous ttwfts of historical articles from the catacombs. Three persons were ar rested the other day while coming from the catacombs of St. Ippolito, to which they had forced an entrance. Classified. A man In Louisville had a barrel of snails sent him' from Italy recently, but the custom house officials held them up because they could find no duty to levy on snails and It did not seem right to let them in for nothing. It looked, says the New York Trib une, as if the snails would pass the rest of their l;ves in the custom house, but the man finally offered to pay duty on them as wild animals and tho officials let blm have them. BADC01W MACH1WK RiSfURMi Counterfeiting Anpnrntns Una i Varied Career nnd I'.nile aa a I Hitching I'oat. 1 In the dooryard of Edwin L. Barker on the shore of Onota lake, I'lttsflild Mass., stands an old counterfeiting ma chine, whose history dates back heyor.t 'revolutionary days, when the manufac ture of spurious coin was carried ot In New York and Philadelphia. No one has the authentic history o the machine and how long It was usee for Illegal stamping of spurious rolm before It lived down its dark recort by many years pf homi t labor and wai finally retired from active operations. The machine was used by a gang ol New York counterfeiters In about 1770 whee oprratlons attracted the atten tion of government ofllecrs. The coin majkers sent tho machine to Philadel phia in a load of charcoal. The ma chine was overtaken by the officers anc the gang was taken back to New York, where the plates and dies were de stroyed. During the war of 1812 the machine was shipped to PIttsfleld, where Lemue' Pomeroy, who made guns for the gor ernment, used It to stamp out tin S-shaped plates which went on the stock of the flintlock muskets. The gun factory burned and the ma chine fell Into the Housatonle river, where it remained some years. Caleb Goodrich then bought the machine and used it for "gumming" the old fash ioned up and down saws used In sawing lumber. From there It was taken to the Plunkett mill and was used for a like purpose. About 30 years ago It was purchased by Its present owner, the administra tor of Mr. Goodrich's estate. Soon after the circular saw came into use and there was no more use for a "gumming" ma chine. Since that time the machine has stood in the dooryard of Mr. Parker, where it has been used as a hitching post and as a tether post for young cattle. AUTO PLOW BEATS HORSES. Kxnerlment Miom Thnt the Motor ll Iloth Cheap and Kf fertlve. At the Chlslet Agricultural associa tion's annual plowing competition the other day, near Canterbury, England, the Ivel agricultural motor defeated till plows drawn by horses. The motor hauled a three-furrow plow over the ground with ease and accuracy, and afterward proved that It could plow a field of six acres in eight hours, at a cost of five shillings per acre, thus not only saving time, but doing the work 100 per cent, cheaper than horse-drawn plows. The motor was also shown to be use ful to farmers not only for plowing, but for thrashing, chaff-cutting, reap ing, mowing, and, in fact, for all work on which the horse is employed. "The horse on the farm in the future will be not a necessity, but a curios ity," said Mr. Hoffman, the manager of the Ivel agricultural motor. "Our motor can do everything for the farm er that the horse can do, and it does not want feeding. An occasional drink of petrol is all that It requires." SILVER DOLLAR IS A PUZZLE. Boston Bankers Sulimtt Odd Mintage to the Experts of the Sub tree a nry. Richardson, Hill & Co., bankers, of Boston, have submitted to the subtreas ury experts a silver dollar that puzzles them. Apparently it Is a genuine Issue of the United States mint, but no one at the subtreasury ever saw a coin like it. It is the size and weight of the stand ard silver dollar, and the obverse side, with the head of Liberty, Is similar to the face of the present coin. The re verse, however, Is unique. Around one arc of the circles is "United States of America," with "Deo Est Gloria" in barely decipherable letters below. In the lower arc of the circle is the des ignation "One dollar," with the date 1879. The central design of the reverse is what makfs the dollar unlike any In circulation. There Is a small circle In the center, with these figures: "895.8 S, 4.2 G, 100 C. 25 grams." It probably Is one of a series of silver dollars which had been minted, but had not been put In circulation. DOGS TO SAVE SOLDIERS. Plan Pursued on St. Rrrnard in the Alpa Troves Supreaaful In a Test In the Italian Arm). Th? use to which dogs have been put by the monks of the Hospice of St. Bernard, in the Alps, In searching for lost persons and administering most ur gent aid, in the shape of cordials and food, has suggested to the Italian armv the training of dogs to discover the wounded soldiers and to bring to them the water and stimulants they may need after long exroBure In the field. At the recent maneuvers of the Ital ian army near Venice several collies, which have been educated by the offi cers, wero tried for the purpose of dis covering hidden soldiers lying suppos edly wounded In the lean accessible points of the field, and wonderful sa gacity was displayed by them in search ing for the wounded and gently lying beside them in order to offer the cor dials they carried In flasks tied around their necks. A New Intoxicant. Experiments made in West Virginia demonstrate that If a man eats salt saturated with kerosene he will stag ger and see double. If it also makes him shake hands with a lamp post, says the Chicago Tribune, and insist upon singing his own words to "Hia watha" at midnight. West Virginia will prove a dangerous rival to Kentucky. TWO YOUNG MINERS. The Boys Dig Gold la Klondike to Pay for Schooling. Waah Ont f 3,000 from the Gravel on Their Claim nnd Itetnrn to State to Get an Kiln cation. On one of the last steamers to leave Alaska before ice shuts in the territory for the long winter night, there returned to the Ftatcs the two youngest gold min ers who ever came out of the frozen north probably who ever came out of any mining region. They have ccme back to school, and after school they are going to college on their own earn ings. Even in the boys' stories there are not many youngsters who are the equals of these two for grit, perseverance and shrewdness. One is 16, the other 14. Through their Individual efforts they have famed $2,000 between them in the Klondike In the last threo years, with the avowed Intention of acquiring a bet ter education for themselves than their parents could afford to give them. The two are the sons of Edward C Hcacock, of Grand Forks. Other boys long to go to the gold fields, or the plains, or some other adventurous dis trict. These two saw all of the out skirts of civilization that they had use for, and their longing turned toward college life and good scholarship back In the stater, where these thlrgs were. Their parents couldn't afford luxuries of that sort to their children,' but the boys lived at home, they were not both ered with schooling, and they received permission to do what they could to ward raising an education fund. The family was at Skaguay then, ar.d it was summer time. The boys gathered berries and sold them. The money they earned they Invested In a boat and a site by the river foil a lumber yard. Then they turned their attention to the driftwood In the harbor, gathered that, and sold it. If It was useless for anything but firewood, they sawed and .'hopped It and sold it at an Increased price. They made $700 In Skaguay In one way or ar.other. Then the family moved up to Dawson. The boys made more money there by collecting lumber from the Yukon and by picking berries and selling them. When their capital had increased a little they bought a claim on Skookum gulch. All last winter they were sink ing holes through the frozen ground, and there weren't any hardier miners In the camp. They continued their work through the coldest weather, and when the spring came turned their attention to washing out the gold from the gravel they had dug. When they cleaned up this autumn they had $2,000 and their mine still to fall back on. Then they ttarted for the home state they had left as little boys. They will go to school at Newberg, Ore., and next vacation time will go back to the Klondike to see how they can aug ment their capital before returning to school. They are probably the young est mine proprietors under a school master's care. MADNESS EPIDEMIC. Man? Membera of High Hnnaarlan Kvbllltr Go Violent!? Insane. A singular epidemic of madness seems to be making its way among the higher Hungarian nobility and affecting some families of European notoriety. Count George Festetlcs. the eldest son of Count Tassllo Ftstetks and Lady Mary Douglas-Hamilton, lately com mitted suicide in a lunatic asylum by hanging himself. He was only 20 years old. Another Hungarian magnate, Count Szabo of Arad, the owner of nearly 500, 000 acres of land, has had to be confined as a dangerous lunatic. 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