THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. 8 THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG. PA. J. S. Williams & Sod, BLOOMSBURG PA. Public Sale Criers and General Auctioneers. WT" Fifteen yars experience. Satisfaction xnaranteed. Best return ot any sale criers In nlB section of the State. Write for terms and teles. We aerer disappoint our patrons. LOCALNEWS. Legal advertisements on page 7. Ladies' euchre at the Wheelmen's club house tonight. No cracked collars at the Gem Steam Laundry. Try us. - m Sunday Schools are rehearsing Christmas programs. Ask Mercer for it, if he has not got it he will get it for you. Try it. Seven years in business is our reference. Gem Steam Laundry. Send your work in early. Gem Laundry will be closed Thanks giving. Give us a call and be convinced that we are the best. Gem Steam Laundry. Pure Drugs at popular prices is what you get at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. The report of the Strike Com mission is the next great event of public importance. Try Dr. Hess' Chicken Panacea, it will make your hens lay. At Mercer's Drug and Book Store. C. W. Nuss has secured employ ment in Pittsburg. Mr. Nuss is an expert moulder. Brook's celebrated Chicago Ma rine Band will appear in the Opera House, Danville, tomorrow night. The great laugh provoker "A Dutchman's Honeymoon " will ap pear at the Opera House Monday uight. The! a Castle No. 276, Knights of the Golden Eagle will attend servi ces at the Lutheran church Sunday morning. The diagram for the Normal School Minstrel entertainment is now open at Bidleman's. Get a seat now. A number of our merchants are away this week, replenishing their stock, in anticipation of a big holi day trade. D. D. Dyke of Centralia has sold his hotel to John Tretter. The new proprietor took possession Tuesday morning. D. L. Chapin of New Columbus, was called to Easton, Pa., on Tues day of last week, by the death of his sister Permilla. A number of our representative young people are planning to at tend the Americus Club dance at Sunbury Thanksgiving eve. Hog Cholera medicine at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. . . . Guerney Lyons has secured a nosition at barbering in one of the leading shops in Altoona. He left for that place on Monda) All Philadelphia papers 2 cents, by the month delivered 30 cents, 25 cents 1 month at the store. J. V. Mover. John P. Conway will be one of the vocalists in a select minstrel antertainment that is now in pro cess of preparation at Hazletoiu . B. F. McLaughlin returned on Monday from a hunting trip at Beaver Lake. He brought with him 33 rabbits, 14 quails, 9 pheas ants and 5 squirrels. THE OLD RELIABLE mil Absolutely: Pure.' THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE man K hw4 H. II. Hulme, A. V. Kressler and John Welliver, viewers for a road from Millville to Wellivers ville, met on Tuesday. Their re port was against a road. Lincoln J. Carter's "Fast Mail" at the Opera House, Nov. 21st. This attraction is well known in Bloomsburg. The scenic embellish ments are very elaborate. The vacancy on the teaching force of the Berwick schools caused by the resignation of Harry Hess has been filled by the election of S. J. Johnston of Millville. . The Young People's Society of the Lutheran church will hold a social Tuesday evening next. A very pleasing musical and literary program will be rendered. Frof. C. H. ' Albert was an in structor before the teachers' insti tute of Monroe county at Strouds burg this week. He returned home Wednesday evening. Blank books, ledgers, day books, journals, counter books, cash books, legal paper, fools cap, letter paper and all stationery supplies at Mer cer's Drug and Book store. , . m James D. Shaffer and family have moved to Wilkes-Barre. Mr. Shaffer's house on Third Street will j be occupied by Cashier Milleison of the Farmer's Natioual Bank. The County Commissioners on Saturday received from J. N. Thompson his check for the $96,000 issue of county bonds together with the accrued interest at four per cent to 1903. Lamps to burn at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. Dr. C. H. Senn, who for several months past has been a resident physician of United States Marine Hospital at Cleveland, Ohio, has located at Washingtonville and taken up the practice of the late Dr. J. P. Hoffa. We carry a nice assortment of Twelve Mo. Books bound in cloth for 19c. Some of the more popular titles are Robinson Crusoe, Black Beauty, Black Rock, John Halifax, Arabian Nights, etc., at Mercer's Drug and Book Store. Sylvester Sitler of Light Street has for sale a brood mare and well-bred colt. The mare is of good size, and will work anywhere. The colt is of pacing stock. Any further informa tion can be obtained by addressing Mr. Sitler. 41. In the stomach of a cow butchered near Montrose, Susquehanna coun ty, a good-sized pocketbook with a large brass clasp was found. The pocketbook contained a roll of bills and 43 cents in change. A shingle nail and a hairpin were also found. Reporter Journal. tire on Thursday evening last completely destroyed John Mussle man's house a short distance from Rohrsburg. The fire was first dis covered in the roof, and was caused by a defective flue. The house was only recently constructed, and its destruction entails a loss of nearly $2000. Normal won from Susquehanna University on Saturday by the score of 13 to o. To those who did not witness the game the score is indication of a close contest. It was, however, very one sided and the locals had an easy time of it. The attendance at the game was only fair. If you want a hot water bottle, fountain or bulb, syringe, nipples or baby fittings go to Mercer's Drug and Book Store. . . The time of the year is coming when farmers coming to town should bring with them horse blankets to keep their'horses warm while standing for hours on the streets. The men who neglect their duty to poor dumb brutes should be tied to the post and made suffer like a horse. While hunting in the Pocouo Mountain last week, Clarence Trego, of Berwick, shot a forty pound catamount. When the animal was discovered in a tree it leaped for the hunter. Trego dodged and then fired seven shots from a Winchester rifle into the beast before it died. You don't want to miss the Nor mal minstrels next Monday night. You will enjoy a good hearty laugh. The jokes are all new and good, with plenty of good singing. The end men will be M. Cuff and Bert Marcy from the School and Frank Colley and Gerald Gross from town. The Olio, or afterpart will consist of some neat acts, such as dancing, club swinging by Alfred Arms trong, vocal solos by Frank Colley, and illustrated songs by D. J. Tasker. Seats are now ou sale, One of the unexpected results of the extension of the rural free de livery service is the discontinuance of post offices in the smaller rural communities. As a result of the extension of the service last year 1,906 post offices were discontinued effecting a saving in the salaries of postmasters aggregating $116,807. At no time during this season have the sunsets been of such rare beauty as those which accompany these latter days of autumn. Near ly every evening, when the sky is clear the sun leaves behind a trail of glory which fills the whole western sky and lingers for nearly an hour while twilight deepens. - The largest line ot lamps in Old Columbia County at Mercer's Drue and Book Store. The Lord's Supper will be cele brated in Emmanuel (Heller's) Reformed Church in Madison town ship on next Sunday morning, Nov. 23, at 10.30 o'clock. There will be preparatory services and infant baptism on Saturday afternoon at 2.30 o'clock. All members are urged to be present at both these services. A change has just become effect ive in the passenger service of the Catawissa branch of the P. & R. J. J. Lewis, who for some years has been train-master at Newberry, has resumed his old position as con ductor of the mail train, causing Patrick Gordon, formerly of Ash land, to return to the train that is known as the Bloomsburg annex. This is the season of the year when newspapers caution those who use guns, to be careful, as accidents of a fatal or painful character take place each" fall. For some reason each gunner seems to think that he will be exempt from danger and becomes careless. Guns are dead ly weapons, should be handled with extreme caution and never pointed at a person, even in jest. District Attorney elect A. W. Duy, is the first republican elected to that office, in the history of the County. Columbia Couuty is now eighty-nine years old. It was form ed from a part of Northumberland county by an act of assembly pass ed in 1813. Mr. Duy will have charge of the Commonwealth's cases at the February term of court. Young Bros, big horse sale was well attended on Saturday after noon. The horses were all nice looking animals and in the main brought good prices. C. C. Moyer of Danville, purchased a handsome team ot sorrels. There were several other horses bought by Danville men. Young Bros, it is under stood will be back here in March with another lot of horses. "Uncle Zeke" says we are going to have a cold, snowy winter. Nature has told him so and he de clares Nature never tells a lie. Corn husks are thick and the silk heavy; the woodchucks are going to sleep while the clover is still green about their holes; the feathers pull hard from the wild ducks and the goose bone is white from tip to tip. Some unknown vandal or van dals broke open the door of the Winona Fire Company's parlor in the Town Hall a few evenings aeo ana aia considerable damage to the furniture. The chairs and sofas were urset, stand turned UD-side- down and other articles in the room thrown about in chaotic fashion. If the perpetrators can be caught they will be taught a lesson. They certainly deserve the limit of the penalty. It is announced from Washington that the gold dollars to be struck in commemoration of the centennial celebration of the Louisiana Purchase by a World's Fair at St. Louis in 1904 will be ready'in December of this year. Two designs will be used, one the head of Jefferson, who nego tiated the great purchase, the other J tne head ot AicKinley, who issued the proclamation of the World'- Fair. The Lackawanna's attempt to burn oil as a fuel for locomotives has proved a failure; oil falling far short of requirements. The tests were conducted by experts in the use of oil fuel in locomotives and worked fairly well up to a speed of 40 miles an hour with light trains. But greater speed, heavy trains and grades stalled the engines as steam could not be made fast enough. i . It is impossible to keep some men down and equally impossible to lift some men up. When a fel low once gets the corner grocery and dry goods box habit and his wife takes in washings to support the family, you have got a hard proposition. It would be a good thing if all such men could be drafted iuto the army, for they are of no use whatever to either their families or the community at large, J. O. Hoffman, who so success fully conducted several perform ances of " The Man in the Moon " here about a year or more ago, produced the piece in Lewistown last week, to tremendous business. The people of Lewistown were de lighted with the show. Nothing appeals to the thrifty housekeeper's tastes so strongly as fine china. L. E. Whary's assort ment comprises table plates, bread and cake plates, fruit saucers, cups and saucers, sugr.r and cream sets and miny others, all beautifully decorated and in the latest and most artistic shapes. Go and see L. E. Whary's china bazaar. His stock is larger and finer than ever before. It will interest many in this vi cinity who have relatives iu the service to know that the govern ment has decided not to send a special Christmas ship to the Phil ippines as has been done in the past. When the large army was in the Philippines one vessel carried no less than 10,000 packages. The government announces that all Christmas packages addressed to soldiers will be forwarded to the various points so as to be delivered during the holidays. "Circumstantial Evidence," Sun an3 Fowler's much exploited pro duction, held the boards at the local play house Tuesday eveuing. The show had been extensively advertised and a large audience was present. The play did not come up to expectation. The general impression appeared to be that if the proprietors would ex pend a little more money and get people who can play the roles and a little less on advertising, the show would be more of a success. No nicer, in fact none as beautiful as the lamps that Mercer the Drug gist is selling. .. , The life of Rev. Ebenezer A. Smith, a retired minister, came to au end peacefully Sunday evening at the home of his mother-in law, Mrs. Jemima Brittaiu on west First street. The deceased had beeu af flicted with consumption for mauy yeais and it was this disease that compelled his retirement from the ministry. He was seventy-five years of age and his life throughout was most exemplary. A wife sur vives. Short funeral services were conducted here at noon on Tues day and the remains taken to Springfield, Mass. for burial. If you are looking for something in the line of china ware, you can find just what you want at L. E. Whary's: Don't make your pur chases until you see his stock. The music loving people of ou: community will have a treat in the M. E. church on Friday evening Nov. 21st at which time a grand concert will be rendered by the following famed vocalists. Miss Grace Spencer of Scranton, a so prano that is hard to excel. Mrs. Ella Fox Gilbert, Philadelphia the famed contralto. T. R. Williams, Pittston, the superb tenor that captivated the "reat audience here last season and O. H. Yetter whom we are all proud to call our own always holds his end down well. Mrs. Grant Herring who always de lights and entertains to a high de gree will be the reader on this great occasion. The benefit is a piano fund for tbe Sunday school and the tickets have been placed within reach of everybody. 25 cents to any part of the auditorium. 120,000 Starving- We mean the 120,000 hairs on your head. They are starving. Their food is so poor they are al ready leaving you very rapidly. Soon you will not have one left un less you use Ayer's Hair Vigor. This stops falling of the hair and makes the hair grow rich and heavy. " Sheriffs Sales Sheriff Daniel Knorr will expose to public sale at the Court House in Bloomsburg ou the following dates. Sales will commence at two o'clock of each day. Saturday, Nov. 29, property of John k. Lockard, situate in Blooms burg, consistiug of a large three story brick store building kuown as the Lockard Block, located on Main street, aud a large two and a half story brick dwelling house, frame stable and out buildings on Fifth street. Saturday, Dec. 6tlv property of Jennie E. Sponger consisting of a house and lot situated in Catawissa borough. The above sales are in addition to those advertised elsewhere in this paper. . Box papers from 10c. to 50c. Tablets from k to 2 sc. Envelnnp from 5 to 1 6c. per pack. All station ery at Mercers urug & Bookstore. policy makes a narrow store too narrow to gain and retain I he support of the public. The mer chant who docs business in an unattractive store cannot please the public so well as one in a daylight store filled with the brightest, newest merchandise. That's why we arc building, our patrons compel us to make room. 118 Styles of Flannels and Outing Flannels. They look like French Flan nels; coming in stripes, figures, Persian designs, plain colors, polka clots and plaids Every grade worth keeping and most ly at less than regular prices. 8, 10. 12i and 15c. a yard. In speaking of ' The Fast Mail" the Detroit Free rrest of Aug. 6th says: "The first week of the new season at Whitney's Opera House, was begun with a matinee yester day, when there was a successful and memorable revival of "The Fast Mail." This was one of the first popular hits that Lincoln J. Carter arrived at as an artificer in the fields of the mechanical drama, and from season to season it has yielded that indefatigable worker and enterprising manager a large measure of prosperity. It is still in excellent condition, better, in fact, than in some other years and at the present representation of it such as to command the empha tic approval of the numerous Whit ney contingent of play goers. The scenes are in good taste aud admira bly fitting the story, and the sensa tional effects are produced with an appearance of truth to life that moves the spectator to turbulent admiration. Among the most as sertive of these are the Engine Room of the Steamer "St. Louis" the mid-river wreck, the whizzing train in the act of grabbing U. S. Mail, and the moou light view of the Niagara Cataract. Pleasing specialties are employed by way of embroidering the performance proper. The Fast Mail will be at the Opera House tomorrow night. OEBISMAN'S AIM WAS GOOD. He Discharged the Contents of a Shot Gun into Jesse Rambo's Head. Thomas Christuan, living on the Samuel Turnbach farm below Lime Ridge, was assaulted by his hired hand Jesse Rambo yesterday. The assault was made after Mr. Chris man had refused to give Rambo money with which to buy drink. A dollar was the amount demanded and when it was not forth coming Rambo pounced upon his employer and beat him to the ground, at the same time muttering a threat' that he would kill him. Chrisman's family heard the noise and his daughter grabbing a shot gun ran to aid her father. When she reached the scene the two were fighting desperately. She placed the gun against the fence where she thought her father would get it. Iu an instant Rambo made a dash for the weapon but the girl was too quick for him. She picked up the gn and tossed it to her father. Realizing that Chrisman had the upper hand of him, Rambo took to his heels. Chrisman placed the gun to his shoulder and pulled the trigger, but the shot missed Sre. The second attempt discharged the contents of the gun, striking Rambo in the back of the head. His ears were perforated and his neck pretty badly spotted, but not seriously. He had reached a good distance as a result of the gun's failure to act the first time and to this fact he probably owes his life. Rambo is a bad character. It was he who mixed up with Joe Fcst in a fight here last summer and in which he was stabbed. The American Limestone and Cement Company of Watsontown with a capital of $15,000 was grant ed a charter on Monday. The di rectors are John G. McIIeery of Benton and C. D. Eaton, Alice L. Eaton, J. R. McNall and Chcrles C. Evans of Berwick. Women's Suits That Fit. If they are a little too loose, or a little too tight we alter them just as a tailor would. We don't want to sell a misfit because it don't suit you, there fore don't pay us. Several kinds of navy and black suits. Lines that we can't re-order, now re duced to close out at 18.50, 17.50 and 1G.50, Suits for 13.75. Visions of Thanltigiving. Now doth the turkey see in dreams The visions of a day That makes his heart go pit-a-pat And turns his feathers gray. The smell of celery gives him pain, And though his ees ore wet With tears of coining sorrow, he Tries bravely to forget. A little cranberry is to him The crimson badge of fate Thnt he must wear when he is called Into his future state. An oyster makes him shut his eyes . To miss the sight of it; And when he sees an axe Great Seoul He almost has a fit. He thinks about the people who Will sound his requiem. And wonders how it's goin to feel To be inside of them. Ah, guileless dreamer, you are up Against Thanksgiving l'ay; You've got to starve yourself to death Or die the other way. William J. Lampton, in New York "Sun.' Licensed to Marry. Prothonotary and Clerk of the Courts W. H. Henrie has issued marriage licenses to the following couples: Elmer Yohe of Locust- township and Miss Katie M. Berger of Locust township. Coriel W. Hess ot Berwick and Miss Eva J. Hagenbuch of Orange township. Anthony T. Conway of Centralia and Miss Mary E. Brennen of Ashland. Ray C. Hassert aud Miss Atta Titnian, both of Bloomsburg. Bruce E. Sutliff of Asbury and Miss Martha A. Hartman of Wal ler. ELECTION NOTICE. The annual meeting of the Stock holders of the Bloomsburg Land Im provement Co., for the election of a President, board of Directors and a Treasurer will be held on Monday, November S4th, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon at the office of the Company in Bloomsburg, Pa. N. U. Funk, i3-t. Secretary SHOES If you have not seen our line of SHOES, it will pay you to see it. We have the largest Stock of Shoes of any store in this sec tion. Made by the best Manufacturers especi ally for me, and will FIT AND WEAR. aueccsson'TO J Our School Shoes are made extra strong to stand the hard ser vice given a School shoe. W. H. MOORE, Cor. Main and Iron Sta. BLOOMSBURG, PA