THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. WASHINGTON, rom our Regular Correspondent. Washington, Nov. 18, 1901. It is a well recognized fact that the 'resident's civil service reform alone ould have been quite sufficient to ave prevented his receiving the vice presidential nomination, could the ,arty leaders have foreseen that the arae would come when he would suc ceed to the presidency. It is now re ported that he proposes to outdo Mr. Cleveland in his promotion of the re torm, and that, not only has he signi xed his desire for resignations from someoftne party's tavorites, because of their violation of the civil service rules, but he proposes to extend the classified list to include the laborers m the departments and is even think ing of including the entire consular service. When Mr. Cleveland "covered in" as it is called, the bulk of the depart ment employes, it was represented to aim that it would appear ridiculous to require civil service examinations from the laborers and charwomen and accordingly he excluded these grades of labor from his general order. As soon, however, as congressmen dis covered that these were the only posi tions which their influence could se cure for their constituents they in asted upon naming all the laborers and then exerted their further influ ence to have their nominees assigned 10 clerical work. This custom is now general throughout the government tervice and accounts for Maclay, oi .he Schley-Sampson controversy lame, xing carried on the roles of the Wavy Department as a laborer. Robbed of ;he prerogative of securing appoint ments for their constituents the mem bers of Congress will be compelled to uffer the hardship of appealing to .heir constituents for reelection on .he ground of their records in Con gress. It is also anticipated that, as soon is the required appropriation of 6,000,000 which the Postmaster General has asked for, to extend the ural free delivery service, that branch A the service will also be "covered 0." The regular attempt which is nade every tune a census bureau is trganized, is now being made to se ;ure the transfer of census clerks to Qe classified list of the Civil Service Jommission. In the past, this effort ias usually resulted in the transfer of 1 few whose influence was particular- powerful. The claim is made this ear that clerks were appointed in he Census Bureau only after having aken a competitive examination, hich is pertectly true, but nothing i said about the fact that no one who lid not present the endorsement of is representative or senator was eligi le to take the examination. With Ir. Roosevelt in the Whits House it t doubtful if any of the census clerks . ill be placed on the classified lists. Almost coincident w:th the unoffi- . tal announcement that Secretary age and a number of the Treasury fficials are opposed to the reenact- lent of the Geary law, because of its etrimental effect on Amtrican coui- terce with the Orient, comes the re- ort of Governor Talt, recommend- ig the restriction of Chinese imrni- ration into the Philippines. General IcArthur, writing on the subject, lys of the Chinese, "Such a people, J-gely endowed as they are with in- . xhaustible fortitude and determina- . on, if admitted to the archipelago in .iv considerable numbers during the amative period which is now in pro- -ss of evolution, would soon have . ntrol of pretty nearly every produc- . c interest, to the absolute exclu- : on alike of Philippinos and Ameri- . ms." Just what action will be taken , . the matter has not been decided. Represenative Henry Sherman t'.jutell, who is in the city, said re- ntly that there was no question in . t mind as to the attitude of West 0 Congressmen on the subject of . riff revision, and he predicts that .. dess there is a decided change of . .art on the part of the Eastern mem . ;rs before Congress gets down to ,-jrk, the next session is likely to wit- .-ss a very lively fiht. " For my 1 ut," said Mr. Boutell, "I stand . juarely upon the utterances of the . ..e President. There was nothing . ubiguous or uncertain about his ;v eech at Buffalo. It indicated clear logically and intelligently, a line of jtocedure for the expansion of our . de, which we cannot ignore. Th est stands for the expansion ol Mde." Speaking oi the war taxes, Mr. putell said that he was for their re ,.al, that they weie enacted as a war casure and that the assurance was en by the party in power that they uld continue only so long as the r continued. Representative Me dian of Michigan, who has also ar ed in Washington, declares that t state is opposed to permitting the , ingiey Bill to remain intact. He fcrfya that the people of Michigan ap. preciate that the bill has accomplish- edmucheood. but that it has done so is in itself an argument that it needs revision so that those industries which it has already placed in an independ ent position may give place to others more in need of protection. It is now believed that the Presi dent will undertake to satisfy West em Congressmen and their constitu ents by a forcible recommendation of legislation designed to curtail the nower of the trusts and by the ex- 1 - ploitation of one or more reciprocity treaties. Mr. Roosevelt is too practi cal a politician to believe that the de mand of the party in the West can be safely ignored, but he considers that a strong rap at the trusts will cause the demands for tariff revision to be modified, especially as there will be an attempt on the part of Republi can statesmen to show that, while the trusts are quite independent of the 1 tariff, the small manufacturer will - t rr sutler from any oecrease 01 uirui 1 schedules. . No Caterpillars Next Tear. Those whose trees have Buffeted during the summer from the plague of caterpillars nay breathe a sigh of re lief, for State Entomologist Smith as sures them that there is no danger of another invasion of the pest next sum mer. He has discovered that a small parasite bas been killing off all the co coons in which the caterpillars wrap themielves during the winter months. The parasite is a strange looking in sect, which strongly resembles a fly, but has many features common to a small fly. Before the caterpillar retires to its cocoon the Uy lays one egg on the caterpillar, which is wound up in tne silken ball with the caterpillar. In the course of time this egg hatches out the grub of the fly, which feeds on the caterpillar inside. The wholesale ki'lingoffof the caterpillar by this little insect will cause a great scarcity of butterflies in this State next sum mer: The visit of the pests in such large numbers was largely responsible for the poor crop of apples and pears this year. . Breeds Diseases- "All kinds of diseases may be traced to the eating of unwashed fruit," said a well known physician in commenting on the spread of disease through unknown sources. The result of a careful examination has clearly shown the danger of eating fruit of any kind without washing it. Grapes kept for some time in a basket on a fruit stand were so covered with dust that the water in which they were washed was black. The man of science thinking that perhaps the water con tained tubercle bacilli, injected into three guinea pigs a small quantity of it. One animal died in two days; the others died in less than six weeks, both the latter presenting marked signs of tuberculous lesions. The water and vessel that contained it had been sterilized before the expenrnent was made, so that without doubt the disease germs were on the grapes. "This,1 said the experimenter, "illu strates the innocent ways in which we unconsciously take into our systems dangerous as well as harmless germs." -r The Hew $10 Bote. Among the first to receive issues of the new United States $10 note recently issued from the bureau of printing and engraving at Washington are the local banks. This note is popularly known as the "Buffalo Bill" because its distinctive character is a large buffalo. The engraving shows the buffalo headed westward, his shaggy head well down for a charge, his tail in a pugnacious attitude and his mane sweeping the ground. To obtain the sketch for the note the artist visited the National Muse urn, where there are several speci mens. On the reverse side is an archway of artistic design. It was first suggested that a picture of the battleship Maine be used on the note and the suggestion was adopted. Later it was rejected as not being distinctly American and not to be distinguished from any other battle ship. The department is still search ing for suitable designs for new twenty and fifty dollar notes. The following letters are held at the Bloomsburg, Pa., postoffice, and will be sent to the dead letter office Dec. 3, 1 90 1. Persons calling for these letters will please say "that they were advertised Nov. 19, 1901": W. H. Mo;er, Miss Nora Ploch, Mrs. William K. Sutpleeii, Mr. A. U Tubbs. Cards ; Mr. Sheerkauf. One cent will be charged on each letter-advertised. O. B. Mellick, P. M. The fancy dress ball sometimes really does leave much of the dress to the fancy. OASTOniA. Bean the 1 he Kind You Have Always Bouott fJFWTRFATY ICNFIl llLiH lUL.ii 11 JlUilLtlS Canal Convention With Great Britain Ready. UNITED STATES GIVES FREE HASH Lord Penneefote unit ffeeretnrs Nsi Pat Same and Seals to the 8b tltate Par Old CUrton Bolwff Airttmtsl, WASHINGTON. Nov. la The now Hay-Pauncefote treaty relating to the couatructloa by the United Stat of a translstbtnlan canal was signed In se cret at tha Stat department yester day. No uuusuul formality marked the ceremony of giving life to thli notable agreement. In fact. It whs be lieved that It would not he signed untU after Secretary Hay's return from New York, where he will upend today and tomorrow. Lord I'aunecfote, the Hrlt Inn embassador, has been indisposed, and his appearance at the Htate de partment was a surprise even to the officer there. The signatures of the secretary of atate and the Itrltlhh embassador were attached to the convention shortly aft er 12 o'clock. Lord I'auneefote cam to the department about five minute past noon, accompanied by Mr. Percy Wyndham, the second secretary of the Hrltlsh embassy. He expressed a de sire to proceed with the ceremony of alining, and Mr. liny, very much grati fied over the opportunity to do ao, sent for Sidney Smith, the chief of the dip lomatic bureau, and directed him to bring the American copy of the treaty, f which he Is the custodian, to tha diplomatic reception room. Mr. Wynd ham brought the British copy. The ceremony of signing took place at the long table In the diplomatic room, where many other Important In ternational agreements have been per fected. Lord Paunccfote and Mr. Hay had a pleasant chat for a few minutes, and then the embassador returned to the British embassy, taking with him the official British copy of the trenty. The copies are Identical, except that the name of the president of the United States Is first mentioned In the Ameri can copy and the name of King Ed ward takes precedence In the British copy. The new treaty Is practically the same as the old one, except that It con tains the following changes, necessary to make It acceptable to the senate: "It Is specifically stated that It su persedes and takes the place of the "luyton-Bulwer trenty. "It gives to the United States power to guarantee the neutrullty of the ca nal at all times. "It removes the restriction on the power of the United States to fortify the canal." Rates to the Exposition. CLEVELAND, O., Nov. 19. The Central Passenger association has adopted a schedule of rates for the Charleston exposition as follows: The rate of the regular tourist fares will be 80 per cent of the double one way fare between the Initial point nnd the gateway for season tickets. Beyond the gateway the through rate will be constructed upon 73 per cent of double the one way fare. On fifteen day tick- ets both the Central Passenger asso ciation and the Southeastern Passen ger association have agreed upon the rate of one fare for round trip plus 10 per cent Girls (inve I p the Fight. B1NGIIAMTON, N. Y., Nov. 19.-The girls of the village of Great Bend, Pa., some time ago organized an antitobac co league, one of the principles of which was that no member should as- I Boclate with a young man who used tobacco In any form. The young men , of the village accordingly unanimously I resolved to go with none but out of town girls. After atundlng this neg- lect for some time the club at its last meeting capitulated and disbanded. Wravy tiuld Shipments. NEW YOUK. Nov. 1!.-Tlie Kalset Wllhclm dor Grosse, which sailed to day, took out $5,"riO,(X)0 In gold bars, shipped by the following houses: Lnzard Freres, $2,.VO(i,0(iO; Heidelbach, Ickel helmer & Co., $l,.r0O,0JO; Goldman, Sachs & Co., $l.nrO,0lO, and Kidder, Peabody & Co., $-,( HKi. The National City bunk nlso shipped $1,250,(MMJ to Europe, making the total amount $7, lOnrtliqunkr's llnninice In I (all. SALT LAKE CITY. Nov. 1(1. Nearly $."()0,KHi worth of damage was done in Utah by the series of carthiiiakef which begun on Wednesday night. BiilldlugH were wrecked In several towns. In one place a chasm was open ed in tin earth, and u number of per sous had narrow escapes from death although no fatalities have been re ported. Yukon's I'opulullon. VANCOl'VEIt, B. C, Nov. 15.-There nro 20,000 people in the Yukon territo ry, and the population of Dawson City Is approximately 8,000. Mujor H. J. Woodside of Dawson, the Dominion government census commissioner, whe has Just arrived from the north, is au thority for the figures. An Oil fiuslier In Itnsiila. BAKU, Itussln, Nov. 19. An oil well on ground rented from the crown foi 5 kopecks per pood by the Baku Naph tha company has started guslilng at the rate of a million poods dally. Work has been stopped owing to fear of a conflagration. Mora Ilocrs I'ut (Jut of Action. LONDON, Nov. 19.-Loil Kitchener, cabling to the war otlleo from Pretoria, reports that alnco Nov. 7 the British columns have killed 4.'! and wounded 10 Boers nnd that 207 huvo been tukeu prisoners. Less irr(nrnlr, lint Sitter. "How far out would you swim to aave me if I were drowning, Mr. Spoon more?" "Clear across the lake, Miss Kerflip." "How far would you swim to save me if I were drowning, Mr. Ilankin son?" "Just far enough to reach you, Miss Kerflip." "How far would you swim to save Tne if I were drowning, Mr. Peduncle?'' "I can't swim a stroke, Miss Kerflip fcut I'd go after you with this boat, and I'd have yon out of the water before these ohuiii jvfc had got 20 feet from the shore." "If I happen to be drowning, Mr Peduncle. I want you to come and save me." ('h'cago Tribune. A Contradicted Aanmr. The adage, '"Happy is the bride that the sun shines on," Is one that is un known In many lands. A Breton bride takes it as a bad sign when the day of her wedding dawns bright and sunny, lialn on her marrisge morn is held to signify that all her tears are shed, and that she will, therefore, have o happy married life. A New York daily prints the following: "The earl of Simbrisk called the day Iwfore the wedding the weeping day, and the bride and her girl friends weep as much as possible, with the idea of getting the mourning of life over, so that only what is joyful may remain. In some countries this result is at tained by sousing the bride with wa ter. The Greeks think that a thor ough drenching of the bride will bring her lasting good fortune. Stamped 7 Its tgllneas. An amusing controversy has sprung up in Paris over the gender of the "automobile," which the French acad emy has solemnly declared to be mas culine. One disputatious writer would . like to know how "automobile" can be masculine, while "locomobile" is fem- ! inine. To this the answer is triumph- J untly given that the automobile is too Ugly to be feminine. With this gallant j anu unanswerame argument an ac hate ceases. AorommodstlsR Toonsrster. "I heard you ak sis for a piece of her hair, and I've got you a bit!" "Indeed; she gave you this for me?" "No; I got it when the was out of the room!" Tit-Bits. Jast for Fan. "Was Mr. Flightly really in earnest when he proposed?" "You goose! Do you suppose I would have accepted him if he had been?" Brooklyn Life. A WOMAN'S THROAT Is hrr fortune if she chances to be a Patti or Album, and that fortune is guarded day and niisht with the greatest care. Nothing frightens a singer so much as a cough. Every woman ought to be afraid of a cough. It is nature's danger signal. Who does not know of some sweet woman-voice silenced forever by disease which began with a slight cough. The use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will eniure a permanent cure of the most obstinate and lingering coughs. Kven when the lungs are involved and there ar hemorrhages and emaciation, "Golden Medical Discovery is generally effective in restoring the diseased organs to sound health and strength. There is no alcohol in the "Discovery" and it is entirely free from opium, cocaine and all other narcotics. "I am feeling quite well," writes Miss Dorcas A. Lewis, of No. 1119 24th 6trect, WanliingloD, t). C, "and I owi it all to Dr. fierce' Golden IMeriicnl Discovery. I hnd been quite a sufferer for a Ion i time, and after reading; Dr. Pierce's Common fienae Medical Adviser thought I would try his ' Golden Medicul Discovery.' I hsd not been sleeping well for s long time. Took one tea spoonful of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov ery and Hlept nearly all night, without coughing, so I continued taking it. 1 had been a great sufferer for more than ten years. I tried lota of different medicines and different doctors, but did not feel much better. I coughed until I commenced spitting blood, but now J feel much stronger and am eutirely well." Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, in paper covers, is sent fret on receipt of 31 one-cent stamps to pay ex pense of mailing only. Address Dr. R. V. ' Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Then He Takes His Chances. "A millionaire can have things pret ty much his own way in this world,'' said one philosopher. "ti enn." answered the other, "un til he comes to make his will." Washington Star. THE PEOPLE KNEW HIM. (Benson's Plastor Is Pain's Master.) George Washington mado and sold flour, and every barrel of flour iu tha niurkut brnnd"d "G. Washington, Mount Vernon," sold without duluy. No question was ever raised us to quality or weight. Benson's Porous Tlaster sells on its repu tation everywhere. All tha buyer wants to be certain of is thut the plaster offered him really in Benson's, a&d not a worthless imi tation of it or substitute for it. A plaster is the best form of external rem edy, und Benson's is the best plmttur; 5,000 physicians and druggists, and a multitude of people no man can number, have settled that. "You can trust it," they say. Coughs, colds, lama back, lumbago, mus cular stiffness and rheumatism, troubles of tha livar aud kidneys, i.irlueuza or grip, pneumonia, and all other diseases open to external treatment, are at once relieved aud cured by Bouson's Plaster. Do not assume that Belladonna. Cspsi cum or H rengthening plasters are "just as good as" Benson's. They are vastly iu. forior. JVo other plaster is as good as Benson's. Iu competition with tha best-known E lusters of Europe aud America, Benson's avo received fifty.Jice h'yhett award. For salo by all druggists or wo will pro pay postag 1 ou any number ordered iu the Unitod States, on recoijit of 2Bo. each. Beubury & Johnson, ilfg. Cbemiata, N.Y. m p) $5f PHILIPPINE SKIRMISHES, tasaraent AMark In Snmar Klshtlaa In Sonthrrn I.oson. MANILA, Not. 18. Company K of the Ninth Infantry, Captain F. M SliorrT.-l. was attacked by fifty bolo men and several Insurgents armed with rifles at n point six miles from Ta rantrnnn. In the Island of Snninr. Thr Insurgents tried to rush the .Americans, but. falling to accomplish thetr pur pose, they quickly broke and scattered The men of the Ninth hud a corporal and a scout killed und one private wounded. Sixteen of the bolomen were killed, while the riflemen escaped Ten Hoteliklss rapid (Ire guns will b sent to the southern Islands for oper ations In the mountains. Captain Herman Hull of the Twenty first Infantry has been scouting foi several days in Batangas province. He had four separate engagements wltb the insurgents there. Judging fruir the firing on these occasions, Captain Hall estimates the force of each band of the rebels nt from thirty to fifty They made no attempt to charge Cap .tain Hall's party. Captain Hall's scout resulted In the capture of one insur gent officer nnd o(i,UO) pounds of rice. Genetal Sumner, commander of the district of southern Luzon, highly praises Captain Hurt mini and his troop of the First cavalry, who las' Wednesday morning nttacked 4(si In surgents Intreuched In rlfie pits at Buan, Batangas province, nnd routed them, General Sumner says the blow then administered by Cuptuiu Hart man was the most severe the Insur gents have suffered since he (General Sumner) assumed command of the dis trict. The municipal authorities have de cided to enlarge tlie city of Manila and to Incorjiorate withtu Its limits the suburb 'of Santa Ana. TO TRY FORCE. Consul Dlekliin Aaks For Troops to Itrltsae Miss "lone. SOFIA, Bulgaria, Nov. 20.-It Is re ported that Mr. Dickinson, the 1'nlted Ktntcs diplomatic ngent here, hns in formed the povernment of rttilcurla that the abductors of Miss Ellen M Stone nnd Mine. Tsllka, with thell captives, are concealed In a defile of the Hellerltza mountains near Smotch no, district of Inilinltza, and has re quested that troops be sent to sur round the place and liberate the cap tives. Itoth Mr. Dickinson aud the Bulgarian foreign olllee decline to con firm or deny this report. Nevertheless It Is believed that Mr. Dickinson, per suaded of the Impossibility of coming to terms with the brigands nnd relying upon his belief that they will not harm their captives If troops are employed against them, has, after consulting wltb Washington, decided upou this move. Only eight bandits now guard Miss Stone, and some of these are known to sympathize with her. About a fortnight ago Mr. Dickinson approached the foreign ofllce and pro posed this same plan, but its carrying out was nbaudoned because of the un certainty of the location of the ban dits. Kerr York Horse Show Open. NEW YORK. Nov. 19. -The nnnunl exhibition of 'the National Horse Show association opened at the Madison I Square Garden yesterday moinlug. : Sleek blue blooded equlnes that come from various parts of North America between Hudson bay nnd the' gulf nnd from ocean to ocean are on hand to re ceive admiration nnd compete for prizes, and the world of horse lovers is gathered In the metropolis to take ad vuntoge of the opportunity to inspect aud admire the elite of horse society corralled In the garden tit the most ex tensive exhibition of its kind that New York ever presented. Power I'lnnt Destroyed. NIAGAHA FALLS, N. Y., Nov. 18. A Are at the pluut of the Hydraulic l'ower Manufacturing company's plant destroyed the tower in which the wires are carried from the gorge to the top of the cliff. The Gorge railway is with out power, and many of the hotels are using lamps. Several large Industries operated by power from the hydraulic plant will be interrupted in their busi ness for a week. The property loss is about $.",000. w York State Fair In Debt. ALBANY, N. Y Nov. 110. The state fair eonimisKlon at Its meeting In this city decided to hold Its next fair at Syracuse during the week commenc ing Aug. -Ti, 1!MC. While n two weeks' fair has been under consideration, it was deemed advisable to hold It but for one week. The treasurer reported that there would lie a deficiency re sulting from the fair held in Septem ber last of from $i'0,(i(Hi to $24,000. Fntnl Unrihiiunke In Kru-rom. 'IT r LIS, Uussla, Nov. IU. Erzerum bus again been visited by uu earth quake. Altogether there were fifty Hhoeks, ten of them being very violent. Twenty-two persons were killed nnd ninny buildings destroyed. The panic stricken populace is camping In the fields. The public offices are closed. Severe shocks have ulso been felt ut Kbynlsktilalt nnd Ilassaukaleh, Itnhlln (isvr I p. SAN FKANCISCO, Nov. 18. In one of the most unsatisfactory prizefights ever witnessed In this country Junief J. Jeffries proved the victor lust night over Gus Itnhlln, the Akrou giant. Ir the fifth round of what was to have been a twenty found struggle Ituhllu wilted and theu surrendered to his peer, to the utter amazement and disgust of the assembled thousands. IIIk Ulnae In St. Paul. ST. r.VUL, Minn.. Nov. 20,-I'Tre hut night destroyed the live story brick building nt llio corner of Ninth aud Wabash streets, entailing n loss of $150,000, partly covered by Insurance XHANKbOIVlNO DAY. Governor Stone has issued the followjj Thankgiving proclamation: In conlotmity with a tuttom long prcvu. ing, and following ihe proclamation (.( President of the United States, wh ,u set apart a day of praise and tlun s Vin. to Almighty God lor the blessings jt which the last year has been crowned, William A. Stone, Governor of the Com', monne.ilth of Pennsylvania, t,o hctcliy n.unt Tiiursilay, November 28, as a d.y , thirA'sgiving Biid prayer. The first ih.mlcsgiving of the new centur. brings with it abundant reasons for ilie grai. itude to the Giver of all Good, noUitH. si.mumg me tact mat tne nation rests un lcr a dark cloud of bereavement. We iK-plon-the Heath of that crcnt and good man, Will, iam McKinley. His cruel assassination hu shocked the people of ihis country, p j, earnestly hoped that wise laws will br pisy;, that will prevent similar calamities. While we mourn the toss which has fallen upon us. we have countless reasons for ren dering sincere thanks. Oui fields have lucn crowned with abundant harvests. We hare been blessed with great prosperity. We have leen free from pestilence. There hit been peace within our borders. K01 the tranquility and plenty with which we have been b'essed 1 herehy call upon the people of the Commonwealth 10 cease their ordinary avocations and to assemble in their respective places ol worship on the? named, there to tender devout thanks ti .. mighty God for his unspeakalilc go-vlnst and to supplicate the continuation of lfn favor. Given under my hand and the great se j of the State, at the City of Harrislmrc this seventh day of November, in the ye.ir of onr Lord one thousan-1 nine hundred and one, and of the Commonwealth the one hundred and twenty. sixth. (Signed) William A. Stonr. By the Governor, W.W. Griest, Sec'y of the. Commonwealth Woman is often referred to by man as "doublin his joys and halving his sorrows." That may be complimentary but it would seem to be rather hard on the woman, fat in plain terms it means that where thing ate going well with the man his wife make them go better. But when things are going ill with him, he expects the wife to share half his burden. And there's more trutk than poetry in this presentation of masculine selfishness. Men don't appreciate the fact that the strain of motherhood alone is a burden bigger than all the loads that rest upon male shoulders. They see the wife grow thin, pale, nervous and worn without a thought that she is over-burdened. Amonjj the pleasant letters received by Dr. I'icrce are those from husbands who have w. ked an before it was too late to the crushing bur dens laid upon the wife, and In the search for help have found in Dr. Pierce's Fayorite Prescription a restorative which has given back to the mother the health of the maidtat and the maiden's happiness. "Favorite Prescription'' always helps, and almost al ways cures. It has perfectly cured ninety eight out of every hundred women who have used it when affi cted with diseases peculiar to women. It's always the unexpected that happens to the weather man. 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