THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA.
Body Placed In Mausoleum at
Frogmore.
FINAL SERVICE AT WINDSOR.
Coffin PlnrrA on a Unit C'rrlne nnd
Followed lr King nnd Kntarr and
the Itoral Family to It Per
manent nesting? Place.
WINDSOR. Fob. B.-Tho kimi, Qucm
Alexandra, the kaiser nnd the mrmbers
of the royal family attended n service nt
the Albert Menforial chapel yesterday
morning., The service was conducted by
the bishop of Winchester nnd the deau
of Windsor.
Punctually at 3 o'clock the tolling of
the curfew bell and the artillery fire an
nounced that the funeral cortcue had
started for Kroirmore. At 3:110 o'clock
I he cortege entered Froitmore lodge, nnd
the Collin finully disappeared from pub
lie view.
The choir of St. George's chapel met
the cortege at the steps of the mausoleum.
The highland pipers nnd servants enter
ed tly building, preceded by the bishop
of 'Winchester nnd the denn of Wind
sor nnd the choristers. All the mourn
ers were afoot, the women heavily veiled
and the men in uniform coats, as on Sat
urday. The gun carriage was the same one as
was used on Saturday, but it was hauled
by the artillery horses instead of the
bandy sailormen who drngged it from
the station on Saturday.
There was an immense crowd along
the entire route of the procossiou.
The service in the mausoleum began
with the singing of Sir Arthur Sullivan's
anthem, "Yea, Tho' I Walk." The com
mittal prayer was then read by the bish
op of Winchester. The choir sang "Sleep
Thy Last Sleep," ifnd the dean of Wind
sor read the rest of the prayers. Then
followed the anthem, "The Face of
Death Is Toward the Sun of Life," the
words of which are by Tennyson nnd the
music by Sir Wnlter Parrntt. The serv
ices closed with the benediction by tll
bishop of Winchester.
SATURDAY'S FtTNEUAI-.
Forty thousand men lined the route of
the funeral procession through London
Saturday. Of these 7,XHI were police,
and the rest were troops of all arms. ",,".
(XX) of whom hnd been nrriving from nil
parts of the country throughout Friday
night and up to 4 o'clock in the morning.
In the cortege itself there were rather
more than 3,.ri persons all told. This Is
no went number for the funeral escort of
o great monarch through her capital; but,
not counting innumerable members of
the Itiitish nobility, it included four
kings, an emperor, 21) royal princes and
in addition the direct heirs to six thrones,
nine ruling grand dukes or princes, the
khedive's brother, a queen, seven royal
princesses and three royal duchesses.
Of the greatness of the multitudes who
saw and the even greater multitudes who
remuined, but saw not, other dispatches
have spoken. No coign of vantage was
vacant. The trees in Hyde park were
thick with people, nnd there were one or
two Accidents caused by the breaking of
overloaded branches. Kvery roof was
crowded.
A commemoration service was held nt
St. Paul's at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
The cathedral was full within 1.") min
utes after the doors were opened. The
lord mayor and members of the corpora
tion of the city of Loudon in their robes,
representatives of the Itoynl academy,
the Academy of Music and other socie
ties privileged to use the prefix "royal"
were present.
The service nt Westminster abbey be
gan at 2 o'clock, when crowds of people
attempting to secure admission were re
strained by the police outside the
grounds. Canon Ilensou conducted a
most impressive ceremony, consisting
chiefly of solemn misicnnd funeral march
es. Sir Frederick Itridge accompanied
a baud whose brass instruments with the
thunderous tones of the organ in the
dead march in "Saul" awoke every
corner of the old abbey and found a
sympathetic echo in every heart. This
was evideuced by the tearful faces of
many women.
The KaTjr'i Trlbnte.
LONDON, Feb. 2. Half a million of
the late Queen Victoria's devoted sub
, jects lining the shores of the Solent yes
terday witnessed a majestic and awe in
spiring pageant and bode a Inst farewell
to their beloved ruler, happy in the cir
cumstances of her death, sovereign of the
greatest naval power in the world and
fortunate in the manner of her obsequies.
The dominant note in the whole scene
was its graud simplicity and, so far as
human utterance was concerned, its si
lence. The sad procession glided along in
boautlful order and precision, as though
moved by some hidden power. No incl
dent of any kind occurred to mar its
stately beauty. There was no accident of
any sort ashore or afloat.
The weather was traditional "queen's
weather.
At 1:40 o'clock the procession started
from Osborne in bright sunshine.
" When the procession arrived at Trinity
pier, the massed bands censed playing the
funerrl march, but the drums continued
the muffled roll as the gun carriage bear
iug the coflin was drawn up ut the end
of the pier.
Sen men from the royal yachts remov
ed the cothn from the gun carriugo to
the Alberta, the grenadiers forming a
double line down the gangway und pre
senting arms.
The colfin was borne to the chapel on
the after deck. The awnings were thrown
up, showing the glittering jeweled scep
ter, with two gold orbs surmounted by
jeweled crosses, resting at the bottom of
' the pall, the large crown at the head and
the royal standard between.
In this way the body of the queen was
borne across the sunlit waters amid the
. booming of guns. Both banks of the
river Medina to the point where it widens
into the Solent were studded with groups
of islanders.
Widow of General Banks Dead
WALTJIAM, Mass., Feb. 1. Mary
runner Hanks, widow of Nathaniel I
Banks, died at the old homestead last
ulght, with her daughters, Mrs. Sterliug,
wife of Rev. I'aul Sterling of Melrose,
and Miss Maud Hanks, the actress, at
her bedside. Death came very peace-
fully. She was born in Charlestown 81
fears ago.
Wire Plant Bnrned.
NEW HAVEN, Feb. 4.-Fire from ac
unknown cause destroyed the lurge plant
of the National Wire compuny at Fail
Haven yesterday, entailing a proper! j
luss estimated at f J-o,u(x.
CHEERS FOR THE KAISER. 1
ondon Give William of Germany a.
Rooalns Send Off,
LONDON, Feb. . London's voice,
ivhlch had been pent up for a fortnight
)n the presence of the dead, resounded
csterdny with shouts of good will for
Omperor William during his progress
through the city. Flags were run mast
liigh, and many stands which were cov
ered with purple on Saturday were deck
1 In red nnd gold.
The hour of the kaiser's arrival nt Pad
ilinglon was such that business people of
the West F.nd were enabled to curtail
their lunch time nnd see the bright
cavalcade. The king's wish that the
people of the capital should have nn op
portunity to show their appreciation of
Emperor William's devotion was only
announced Tuesday morning, yet over
100,000 persons gathered between Pad
dingtuti and Marlborough House.
King Edward, the kaiser and the Ger
man crown prim arrived nt Pudding
ton station from Windsor at 1:28 o'clock.
A troop of the Itoynl Horse guards,
with shining helmets nnd cuirasses nnd
wearing their white breeches, preceded nt
an easy trot the open landau from which
the kaiser gravely saluted in response
to Hie uninterrupted cheering.
The royal pnrtv that took pnrt in the
lunchAin ut Marlborough House included
the king, the kaiser, the Duke of t'on-
nnnght. Prince Christum and the Mar
quis of Lnnsdowne, secretary of state for
foreign affairs.
The crowd remained about Marlbor
ough House for an hour. There was a
jsreat cheer ns the escort of the Horse
guards reappeared at 3 o clock, and the
iirringes soon resumed their journey to
'luiring ( ross station, where the kinsor
took a train for Port Victoria.
The enthusiasm of the people culminat
ed in a great demonstration ut Charing
ross station.
WATCHING THE COAST.
rape Colonists on n Sharp l.noknnt.
Ilrltlsli Loss nt Moddcrf on t eln.
CAPE TOWN. Feb. (!. Ollieials have
wen dispatched to watch all the bays
along the west coast of Cape Colony
ngaiust the landing of mercenaries or
arms.
With the exception of one nil the guns
of the British" cruiser Sybille, wrecked
nst month near Lambert's bay, have
been recovered.
The Boers captured 200 British when
they rushed Modderfoiitein .Ian. 30. The
prisoners were subsequently released.
Thirty British were killed or wounded.
An order has been gazetted permitting'
the importation of goods into the Trans
vaal, subject to n military permit.
1 he newly formed guard for the Band
mines left Stellingbosh for Johannes-
uirg last Wednesday.
The island of Reunion has been de
larcd infected with bubonic plague.
PRENUPTIAL FESTIVITIES. j
The IinKuc In tin la Attire l.lulit and
mirth Kvery where.
THE HAGUE, Feb. . Yesterday was
marked by further receptions in coiincc-.
tion with the forthcoming marriage of
tjuoen Wilheliuinn nnd Duke Henry of
Mecklenburg-Schweriu. Additional guests
arrived at the palace, und there were
more choral serenades. Everybody is '
wearing a rosette or other fnvor. j
In the evening a state banquet was
given at the palace in honor of the for- ,
igu envoys. Earlier in the day there was
a reception at the German legation.
lhe gain performance nt the thenter
presented a brilliant spectacle. The house
was draped in pale blue and beautifully
illuminated by electric light. Flowers
were everywhere in profusion.
The city was magnificently illuminated
last night, nnd the streets were crowded.
II lit Itnllnny Denl.
NEW YORK, Feb. 2. Another rail
road trnnsaction. reaching, it is believed.
much further In its ultimate results than
any of the deals which have thus far
marked the closing of the old and the be
ginning of the new century, became
known just a few minutes before the
closing of the market yesterday after
noon, when the transfer of the control
of the Southern Pacific company into
the hands of a syndicnte in which Union
Pacific interests predominate was an
nounced. The transaction completes the
last link necessary for the establishment
of a transcontinental railroad under u
single control. This control is at pres
ent vested in E. II. Harriinan. The
uew route includes the following lines.
in all of which except the Southern Pa
cific Mr. Harriinan is ofliciully connected:
Starting at San I' rancisco, running over
the Central Pacific nnd the Southern
Pacific direct to Ogden, thence, first, over
the Union Pacific to Kansas City aud
thence over the Chicago and Alton to
Chicago, or, second, over the Union Pa
cific to Omaha und thence over the Du
buque and Sioux City branch of the Illi
nois Central direct to Chicago, where
the Baltimore and Ohio connects direct
to the Atlautic seaboard.
Amor Office Superintendent 111.
NEW YOUK. Feb. M. Andrew Ma
son is seriously ill with pneumonia at
his residence in Orange, N. .1. Mr. Ma
son has been connected with the assay
department of the United States gov
ernment for more than 50 years and for
17 years past has been superintendent of
the assay olliee. in Wall street, New
York. Mr. Mason is over 70 years of
uge. As a result of the discovery of a
cheaper method of separating gold nnd
silver Mr. Mason has saved the United
States hundreds of thousands of dollars.
The I'nbllo Debt.
WASHINGTON, Feb. 2.-Tbe month
ly stutement of the public debt shows
that at the close of business Jun. 31,
1001, the debt, less cash in the treasury
amounted to $1,0!I4,!V.I5,878, n decrease
for the month of 4,5tt5,432. The debt is
recapitulated as follows: Interest bearing
debt, ?l,001,r00,200; debt on which inter
est has censed since maturity, $2,023,100
debt bearing no interest, $384,085,400; to
tal, $1,387,008,851. r
Tornado In Texas.
COOPEU, Tex., Feb. 4. A tornado
did great damuge in the western portion
of Delta county. The home of James
Moody at Honest was wrecked and his
14-year-old daughter fatally injured
link Surrett was killed aud his two
daughters seriously Injured at Rattan
where a number of houses were wrecked.
At Denton un oil mill was wrecked, but
uo tine was hurt.
Smalluox In GlasKOw, -
GLASGOW, Feb. O.-Twenty fresb
cases of smallpox and nine deaths from
that disease were reported yesterday
There ar now 4JJ cases iu the hospitals,
POLICE PROTECT HER
Mrs. Nation Wrecks Another
' Saloon In Topeka.
KEEPER OF THE "JOINT" ARRESTED.
Mrs. Kntlon Tnken to the rnllee Sta
tion, but Is Immediately He
leased Urent llnsh For
Souvenirs.
TOPEKA, Feb. Ml. Mrs. Carrie Na
tion and three followers yesterday
wrought damage to the extent of $1,51X1
In the "Senate," the finest equipped
"joint" in Topeka. She did more, for
she gained the first police protection giv
en her since she started out on her sa
loon smashing career at Wichita a month
ago. The police followed up her raid of
yesterday nnd arrested the proprietor of
the "Senate" nnd two men who were
guarding the place. Mrs. Nation was
arrested, but promptly released.
Mrs. Nation ami her wreckers, each
armed with n hatchet, sallied forth at
duybreak. They forced their way past
a negro who guarded the door of the
"Senate" and in less than ten minutes
had strewn the floor with broken mir
rors, bottles, slot machines and splinter
ed bar fixtures. The negro fired n shot
of warning Into the ceiling, but It had
no effect. Presently a policeman stalked
leisurely into the room and said, "Well,
Sister Nation, 1 guess we'll have to ur
rest you agniii."
Mis. Nation had just smashed the last
bottle and was ready to go.
"All right," she responded cheerily;
"you cniiio just when 1 wanted you to."
She turned back as she reached th
door and inquired, "Everything (leaned
up, ladies V"
The police judge was glad to release
her when she appealed for trial and ad
ministered n rebuke to that olliclal, Mrs.
Nation soon walked down Kansas ave
nue free again.
During tho afternoon two deputies
from Sheriff Cooke's olliee arrested Wag
ner, Sliep Little and two guards and took
charge of the stock of liquors.
Later Chief of Police Stahl, iu r.u in
terview with a reporter, said:
"I do not care if Mrs. Nation smashes
every 'joint' in Topeka. I sympathize
with her. I hope she will close up the
saloons of the city. As an ollicer of the
law, though, it is my duty to arrest her
every time she creates a disturbance or
destroys property. If we had the light
kind of state ollieers, it would not be
necessary for Mrs. Nation to do what she
is doing."
After Mrs. Nation and her followers
bail departed from the wrecked "Senate"
mid the place had been reopened for busi
ness by the proprietor the crowd in the
saloon scon became so large that it re
quired four bartenders to wait on them.
By D o'clock the crowd uiimbered near
ly 200, and from the time the police raid
ed the place it Undiluted between 2H)
and 250. Among those present were ad
vocates of temperance who wished to see
the work of the crusaders. The crowd
around the tar demanded souvenirs, und
the bartenders gathered up bits of glass
from the broken mirror, giving away a
small piece with every glass of beer. A
man stationed himself at the front door
and cried, "Souvenirs with each and. ev
ery glass of beer." Those who diil not
drink begged for souvenirs. Small pieces
of glass sold for 5 cents.
A New Pipe Line.
PHILADELPHIA, Feb. 1. After a
hard fight of many years the first suc
cessful competition to the Standard Oil
company's pipe line has been completed.
The new line, which is the United Stntes
Pipe line, is now finished from the oil
fields of McKean county to tidewater in
Delaware buy. The final connection was
made about 20 miles west of this city,
whereby a direct line of 380 miles from
Bradford, the northwestern terminus, to
Marcus Hook, the southeastern terminal.
is ready for business. There are double
pipes laid along the entire line, one for
rude nnd the other for refined oil. lhe
pipes have a capacity of 20,000 barrels
per day, nnd the management of the com
pany state that oil will be shipped by
Feb. 15.
Vonl.p) Sentenced.
GEOIJGETOWN. Ky., Feb. (1. Henry
E. Youtsey, stenographer to Governor
Taylor during his incumbency and who
wus tried us a principal in the shooting
of Governor William Goebel nnd found
guilty, was arraigned before Judge Can
trill late yesterday and sentenced to life
imprisonment. hen sentence wns pro
nounced, Youtsey exclaimed: "I um inno
cent. I have been couvlcted by base und
infamous subornation of perjury. No ap
peal will be taken, and the prisoner will
he taken to state prison shortly.
Snowstorm In Northern New York.
BOUSE POINT, N. Y., Feb. . The
worst wind and snow storm of the sen
smi is raging throughout northern New
York nnd the Adirondack. 1 rains on nil
niil.-oails are from 2 to 12 hours late. On
the Ogdensburg and Lake Chninplaln di
vision of the Rutland road no trains have
been got through for 24 hours. The
snow is drifting, and it is very cold.
There have been 74 days of continuous
sleighing so far this season.
topper Found In C liautnooun fount
JAMESTOWN. N. Y., Feb. . It is
said a rich vein of copper ore 20 feet
thick has lieeu discovered while digging
for oil in Busti, the township adjoining
Jamestown on tho south and west.
Lenses have been takeu on much of the
land in the vicinity, and considerable ex
citement prevails.
Steve" lll'odle Dead.
SAN ANTONIO, Tex., Feb. l.
"Steve" Brodie, actor, alleged bridge
juniper and pugilist promoter, died at tho
White House ut 10:15 o'clock last night.
He was surrounded by his wife, a daugh
ter, the physician and his friends. The
end had been expected the whole of the
day.
Cadets to Graduate Early.
WEST POINT. N. Y., Feb. 4. Official
nerl.tcu liHVO liOCIl IWcivcd llV Colollol
Siills from Adjutant General Corbiu to
take steps to graduate the first class of
cadets on Monday, Feb. 18. The order
was bailed with delight by members of
the hist class.
Three Pairs In Four Years.
TI.MHITC IIAITTW. Ind.. Feh. fi
n'tvltiB Iwo-n to Georire Bcctnr. a farmer
nun. tr,u-n w,,ro Hut third nair since Ids
marriage, four years and four months
ago. The first died iu infancy, and the
second one are nue uauies 40 mourns
old.
NEW ARMY PLANS.
President Sends I.lst of Promotions
to the Senate.
WASHINGTON, Feb. (I.-Spcretary
Boot slates that the military appoint
ments made yesterday do not involve
necessarily any change of commands In
the Philippines nnd that there is no pur
pose of relieving General MacArthur of
the supreme command of that division in
the Immediate future. Generals Wade
nnd 1idlow, who recently were ordered
to tho Philippines, will relieve Generals
Young ami Bates, who have served in
that country for over two years.
The following nominations were sent
to the senate yesterday:
To be Lieutenant General of the Army
Major General Nelson A. Miles.
To be Major Generals Brigadier Gen
eral Samuel B. Young, Colonel Adnn It.
Chaffee, Eighth envairyj Brigadier Gen
eral Arthur MacArthur.
To be Brigadier Generals Colonel
John C. Bates, Second infantry; Colonel
Lloyd Wlicnton, Seventh Infantry; Colo
nel George W, Davis, Twenty-third in
fantry: Colonel Theodore Schwnn, assist
ant adjutant general; Colonel Samuel S.
Sunnier, Sixth cavalry; Captain Leonard
Wood, assistant surgeon: Colonel Hub
ert II. Hull, Fourth infantry; Colonel
ltobeit P. Hughes, inspector general;
Colonel George M. It m'.ii II. Eighth in
fniitry; Major William A. Kobbe, Third
artillery; Brigadier General Fiederiek
D. Grunt. U. S. V.; Captain J. Frank
lin Bell, Seven! h cavalry.
Plans for the new army are now well
under way, and the two battalions of the
first new regiment, to be known as the
Twenty-sixth infantry, are already or
ganized. These two bnttnlions were form
ed of recruits ou hand ut San Francisco
and will be ollicered temporal ily by olli
eels under orders for Philippine service.
The first battalion will sail from S.in
Franiiseo for Manila about (lie middle
of the present month, and the second bat
talion will follow in about two weeks.
The Eleventh infantry will be detained
in the United States until n new regi
ment is formed to take its place.
IT WAS COSTLY.
The Stnfe Asked to Pnj- fl(),fl(M
For
;nrilliier Investigation.
ALBANY. Feb. II. The state is now
being called on to appropriate money to
defray the expenses of the investigation
into the affairs of former District Attor
ney Asa Bird Gardiner's olliee in New
York city, and according to claims nnd
estimates made nt the meeting of the
senate finance committee the investiga
tion instituted last February, which was
not the one that resulted ill Mr. Gardi
ner's removal, will cost the state up
ward of ! 40,000 and possibly more.
Ansley Wilcox, a Buffalo lawyer, who
was appointed by Governor Roosevelt a
commissioner to take the evidence taken
against Mr. Gardiner, put in a claim
for 1 0.tti 10, which he suid was moderate,
and Attorney General Dnvies corroborated
li i in in the statement. Mr. Wilcox claim
ed that he made his bill moderate so ns
to avoid criticism. He had been paid
$2,500 on account by the state and hoped
thnt the gentlemen of the finance com
mittee would have the item for the re
mainder inserted in the supply bill.
The stenographers' bill, Mr. Wilcox
said, would amount to more than his
claim. The stenographers' bill, it was
stilted, would amount to upward of $12,
000. Attorney General Davies made n state
ment to the committee in which he said
ho was in no way responsible for these
extra charges.
IS CHARLIE ROSS.
Sinn In ChlcuK'O Saym lie la the Long
SoiiKht Indlvldnnl.
CHICAGO, Feb. (I.-Eugeiie I. Gowell
visited detective hendqiiurters here- and
announced that he Is the long sought for
Charlie Boss who was kidnaped from
Oeriunutdwn, Pa., in 1874. Gowell suys
he remembers nothing, however, of the
kidnaping.
"1 was brought up in Ios Angeles," he
suid, "believing Mrs. Clara Bobbins, with
whom I lived, to be my mother. She mar
ried John or William Gowell, and I took
her husband's name. The fuct that I was
only an adopted child wus told me by my
half brother, Clarence. Some years ago
I left home nnd have since traveled about
the country. Mr. and Mrs. Gowell still
live iu Los Angeles. Some time ago I
told my story iu Ixignusport, Iud., und
was adjudged insane for my pains."
MrPherson Coins to Piece.
HAVANA. Feb. . A heavy eusterly
wind swung the United States transport
Mcpherson broudside to the shore last
night. She pounded a large bole amid
ships, her fires are under water, the en
gines have shifted, und tho shaft has
sprung. There is no hope of saving her,
us she will sink if she is pulled off. She
is rolling in the heavy seas and pound
ing badly, nnd she will go to pieces if
the wind increases. The McPhersou
struck ou a reef eight miles west of
Mutanzus in a fog while on her way from
New York to Matnnzas. She ran np on
tho reef about half her length. All the
passengers were transferred in the ship's
boats.
Drives' and Team Illown to Atoms.
INDIANAPOLIS, Feb. 4.-By the ex
plosion of 750 quarts of nitroglycerin at
the mugiizine of tho Gus Belt Torpedo
coinpunyj.four miles northeast of Alexan
dria, Perry Fort, a carrier for the com
pany, w ith) his team of horses, the wagon
and the ulugazinc, was blown to atoms.
not a vestige of cither having been found
otter tue uvrul accident,
uvfu
eHv York Markets.
FLOUn Biate and western held at ol4
irlces, hut ruled weak and M(10c. lower ts
nrlr-
sell; Minnesota patents, t4.'4.25; winter
strulBhts, .4a3.a-j; winter extras, 4z.uufyi
2.S&; winter prtlents. H.fiOfiM.
Wit EAT Opened steady on cables and
small northwest receipts, but yielded later
to local short sVdlliiB; May. 79Va;OisC.
HYK Quiet; Jtlaie. Iji;5i67c, c. I. f., New
York, car lotB; fio. 2 western, COVic., f. o.
b., afloat.
COHN Steady (to firm on cable news,
continued llsht ajfTcrlnirs und big clear
ances hkuIii; May.-. 44.'44 13-16c.
OATH Qiiiut, but steady; track, white,
state, SKU'&a.; truck, while, western, Sl
35c
FORK Steady; mess, JI3.2641 14.60; fam
ily, $l&ri 15.76.
IjAKI") Dull: prime western steam, 7.80c.
MJTTER Firm; fresh state, dairy, 17'
lDVic ; frpsh creamery, h'2i4.c.
till EESE Firm ; fancy, lurK, fall made,
lliuLHic; fancy, smulil fall made, lll
12c.
EQaS Firm: state and Pennsylvania,
At mark, 21'(i21'jC. -, western, tit mark, 21c.
8UUAR Raw steady; liilr refining-, .u.:
centrifugal, W test, 4'c.l refined iteuuy;
crusnea, oc. ; powfieren, &.uje.
TURPENTINE Dull atl 4oT(40Wc.
MOLASSES Steady; New Orleans. 32'a
40c.
RICK Firm; domestic, SVuflKo.; Japan,
r.rfl4c.
TALLOW-Bteady;
fi6f.c.
city.
country, 1
HAY-Steady; shipping,
i77H&80c.; good
S) cnuiue, euu9oc.
The Poor Maa.
I've an utter contempt for riches, mlnfi
For dollars, nnd bonds, and deeds.
But, alasl my contempt Is not the kind
Famlllnrlty breeds.
Catholic Standard and Times.
tlnestton of ((nnntttr.
"I see ,vou jrot your wife that pearl
necklace she wanted."
"Yes."
"I tluiug-ht you expected to pet out of
it by Insisting that pearls mean tears."
"1 did, but it didn't work."
"Why not?"
"It ',w a question of quantity. She
soon convinced me that a lack of pearls
meant more tears." Chicago Post,
Inanltrd.
He Darling, nm I the first, man you
ever were en ft aged to?
She (indignantly) Sir! Do you
think that 1 could live for 20 years
around, where there were other men
without having a chance till you came
alontf? Chicago Tlmes-lleiuld.
Decidedly Handicapped.
Aunt Nancy Think of tiii!j In' to be
a doctor, eh ? Don't you do it.
Young Man Why not, aunty?
Aunt Nancy Yon cun't git 110 prac
tice till ye git niarried, n' ye enn't git
married till ve git practice, Unit's why.
N. Y. Weekly.
In Ynln,
"You didn't submit quietly to their
gagging you, did you?" usked the
officer, who hud hurried to the scene as
Boon as the robln-ry was over,
"No!" gasped the victim. "I chewed
the rag, of course, but what good did
thnt do?" Chicago Tribune.
Charier Had Had F.sperlenee.
Amy A man fhouM always wait for
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self. Charley Unless there is only one
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"What is this social trugle we hcur
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"It is partly getting in yourself and
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Chicago He cord.
American arc known as a dyspeptic peo.
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It has cost Di. Tierce $25,000 to give
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