r-iE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA
The "Kunjerin' " of Sally Ann.
y DAVID YOUNG.
1 . , i
T THOUGHT It rather lmrd that Pris.
'I cilia slioulri follow me to the gnr
Sen, whither 1 hud bctnken myself foi
the express purpose of enjoying my own
octet, but scarcely whs I established
before bIic arrived, smiling and urbane,
nd bo perfectly sure of a welcome as
to be positively exasperating.
"You looked so lonesome, Miss Mary,"
be said, seating herself on the grass,
Mat I 'lowed I'd jine you; Hain't good
for young folks ter flock by deysolvcs,
"sides 1'se In trubble, an I wonts you
ter 'vWe me.
"Well, what can I do for you?"
"You kin hep me a lot, Mjss Mary;
hit's Sally Ann what's In trubble; yes
nm, Sally ain't hed no luck Renee tie
day she was borned; fus tunnin a kittle
of bilin' water over herself when she
warn't no nior'n a baby, den bein'
mnned by a cow crossin thru Gineral
Helhercourt's parsture, an here lately
fwine nn' gitten 'kunjercd' by dat no
onnt little gal what cooks fur Mister
Legroue."
"Angie?" I exclaimed.
"Yessum, nn' alongst of onquirit-eyed
nigger what ain't wuth de hot ter kill
Mm wid."
"If he's nil hat," I snld, "why should
Sully Ann want him?"
"Miss Mary, dere ain't no eountln' on
g<i; I'se lived a long time an' I'se
tanned a heap, but I'se never construct
td myself ez ter what a gul's gwine ter
do! Nathan Lewis, de nigger what's
caused all de 'citement, wuz keepin'
enmpny wid Sally (dcy was traduced at
de picnic what de Congregation of
Blessed Sinners guv at de grove), an',
eetn' ez Sally ain't nothin' on looks an'
warn't likely ter git anoder thance, me
an Ilinery 'elded ter make no 'jections
ter de match.
"Everything wuz gwine on srooovely
when Sally Ann ain't hed no better
sence don ter vite Angie ter supper one
night when Nathan was dere. Well,
Miss Mnry, you mnyn't believe hit, but
he ain't no mo'n set eyes on dat nig
ger 'fore she gin ter 'tract him; sich
gwrtnrs on i never seedl
"Sally Ann she ain't dun nuffln but
ery all night, an' Ilinery he sez ter her
ez he: 'You got jest w hat you 'sarved;
ain't got no more gumption den ternx
dat gnl here. I reckin you'll liow bet
ter nex' time.' Well, Miss Mnry, Na
than nin't bin near us sence, 'ceptin'
once, nn' don twuz ter ax Hinery fur de
loan of a quurter, nn' Sally Ann she's
bin gwine roun' like a sick chicken,
never talkin' ter nobuddy an' not sleep
In' nn' actin' so contrary, dat we knows
Angle's dun 'kunjured' her."
"Nonsense," said I, "I expect Sally is
low spirited and you are too easily
frightened."
"No, ma'am; she's bin 'kunjered;'
Monday night de fedders in her piller
wuz cram full of lumps."
"That often happens."
"An' larst night she foun' a dade
chicken hade In her bade!"
"The cat took it there, of course; peo
ple don't conjure each other nowa
days." "White folks don't, MIbs Mary, but
niggers duz; an Ise dat trubbled 'bout
Bally Ann, dat Ise pretty nigh 'stracted.
Ilinery sez ter me ez he wuz leavin' dis
mornin': 'Priscilla,' sez he, 'why don't
you insult Miss Mary? D'ere ain't
nothin she can't do, an' cf you splalns
ter her de sark'imstances of de case, I
tow she'll 'vise somethin' ter set things
straight.' "
"Henry overrates my abilities," Ire,!
narked (not caring whether Priscilla
understood me or not), "but I'm willing
to do anything to help you, because
Bally is nn honest girl nnd I hate to
think of her being ill."
"An' youse gwine ter help me?"
"Oh, yes; if I can."
"Lor, chile! I knows you'll 'cotnplish
omethin', case when you sets your
tention ter ennything you don' low
yourself ter be beat."
"WVll, go away now and leave me to
' think about it,"
So Priscilla departed, nnd a few min
utes later my coubin, Philip Denn. saun
tered across the grass to me; in his
arms he carried something brown and
velvety and altogether lovely.
"For you," he said, putting it down
on my knee." .
"Oh, Phil," I cried, "a setter puppy!
How good of you.'1
""Wi ll, you Know you wanted one."
"1 did; but where did you ft it?"
"Nathan Lewis, a negro whom I bailed
out of jail (drunk Saturday night, the
usual thing), brought it to me yester
day." "Nathan Lewis; and you sny he Is un
der obligations to you?"
"Yes," in groat surprise.
"Then he will do anything for you?"
"No that doesn't follow."
"I suppose not; but there can be no
harm in trying."
"Trying what?" asked Phil. "My
brain moves slowly."
"Listen," I suid, nnd I hastily nar
rated the story wneroin Nathan played
the part of hero und Angle that of the
villain.
"Well, upon my word," said he,
"fancy anyone sighing for Nathan."
"You forget," I replied, "Sally Ann
nin't nothin' on looks an' never hed no
luck nohow."
"Poor Sally Ann," said Phil.
"Poor, Indeed," I replied.
"Well, look here," said he, "I'll make
a bargain w ith you. If you manage An
gle, I'll see to Nathan." I
"Very well. I shall depend on you."
"Good I Now suppose we talk of ;
something else. Did you get those
books I sent you?" j
That night I gave Priscilla n small
vial of golden liquid (and how could
he ,, recognize Fred's fuvorite char
treuse), and snld. Impressively:
. "Give this to Sally. IVIscilln. Tell her !
, o take four droj of ft, in glusi of wa- '
ter, every nlfrht, as the clocu strikes
12, mid see that she says, us she swal
lows It:
"If I drink thla precious chnrni,
PplrliH ennnut do me harm I"
Priscilln's eyes swelled, but she re
pented, slowly:
"Kf I drinks dis preshus chnrm
Sperrits nin't gwine ter do me harm."
"That's right," 1 said, "make her take
tt until she hears from me and you'll be
surprised to find how fast she im
proves." Fred joined me shortly after Triscilla
disappeared.
"Mary," said he, "you're the biggest
goose Living; the idea of teaching that
durky all that rubbish."
"My dear boy," I replied, "one must
fit the cure to the malady. Sally really
thinks she is conjured, and if I used or
dinary methods would allow her mind
to influence her, and ultimately fade
way; ns It is, I have hopes of her recov
ery." ' "I expect you are right," he said, "you
usually arc!"
"Thank you to much; by the way, I
see you are going to the 'Quarters;'
please tell Angie 1 want to see her."
"If I don't forget."
"See that you don't; this is very im
portant." That his memory proved faithful was
evidenced by the arrival of Angle the
next day Angie in a gorgeous and im
possible costume of white cheese cloth
and a big hat freighted with roses.
When this delightful vision bright
ened my humble apartment, I said:
"Angie, I sent for you because I've re
ceived a letter from Mrs. Doane asking
if you were still on the place, as she
wants to engage you as cook; she says
she has not forgotten your batter cakes
(for Angie had eooked for us during
one of l'riseilla's brief absences), and
faithless friend though the might be
was a jewel among servants. I saw Mr.
Legroue this morning and he told me he
had no objection to your going; and I
felt sure you would want to go, for the
city will suit you better than the coun
try, won't it?"
"Yessum, dese folks roun' here, sho
is common."
If Angie could have divined my un
complimentary thoughts she would not
have looked at me so smilingly, but for
tunately eyes do not speak, so she was
blissfully unaware of my sentiments.
"Think it over," I said, "and let me
know what you decide. You'll have io
go before Sunday or Mrs. Doane will
give the place to some one else."
"I'll go, Miss Mary," cried Angie.
"Dere nin't nothin' ter keep me."
"I didn't think so," I replied. "I
knew you held yourself above the peo
ple on the place." (Ilorrid little snob,
I thought.)
"Yessum, dere ain't nobuddy fitten
ter 'soclate wid here."
"Then I'll write to Mrs. Doane to ex
pect you?"
"Yessum."
So early Saturday morning, Angle de
parted for "green fields and pastures
new," and that same afternoon Phil
called to acquaint me with the success
of his own machinations.
"I sent for Nathan," he said, "and
told him I'd give him the place of hos
tler if he were only married. In fact,
that I would hold the offer open until
he could find himself a wife, provided
she were of the right sort, 1 wanted
her to take charge of the dairy and
didn't want any airified city negress
around, but an honest downright ugly
one the uglier the better, 'l'riseilla's
Sally would do,' he said ungallantly,
'but Ise had oder 'tentions. 'Oh, well,
said I, "it doesn't matter, but I thought
you'd jump at a place where you'll get
$13 a month, besides board and a cabin.
And as to Sally Ann, I've heard Miss
Kasley soy she was one of the best girls
on their place. "
"Dafs true, Marse Phil," he said, "I
in't 'sputin' what you say; but dere'a
dat little Angie; I 'lowed ez "
"Angie," I said, derisively, "she
wouldn't look at you; besides she's
gone to New Orleans. Mr. Legroue told
me this morning he was out of a cook."
"You don't 6esso," said Nat han, "well,
bein' ez dat's so, I reckon I'll go an' '
see Sally Ann."
"You'd better hurry," I remarked,
"for the first thing you know some
other fellow will cut in ahend of you."
"Oh, rhil," I cried, "how could you?"
"Surely, you know," he replied, "that
nothing stimulates the masculine ardor
like the fear of a rival." Nathan was
departing, certain of conquest; Sally
Ann was therefore in a way valueless;
by my untruthful, but potent speech,
I have sent her stock up many de
grees. "In love and war you know the
adage; but to change the subject, I am
driving a new horse; won't you try hint
with me?"
An hour or so later, as we were com
ing slowly home, we met Sally and
Nathan walking down the road to the
"quarters." Phil checked his horse aa
we passed nnd callt'd out: "Well, Na
than, I hope you were successful?"
"Yesslr," he replied, grinning, "hit's
all right."
"Miss Mary," said Sally Ann, coming
round to my side of the cart, "I nin't
gwine ter furgit dat you cured me of
bein' 'kunjured. Widout you I'd hev
bin pintedly dn'de."
"Oh, no, Sally," I protested, "you
j weren't to ill as nil that."
"Yessum, I wuz, but I took your med'-
cln' reg'lar an' said dat potry reel keer
ful, an' Ise all right, but ef hit hadn't
bin fur you I'd bev bin dade an' berried
an' I ain't gwine ter ferglt it neider."
"Marse Phil," called Nathan, as we
were driving off, "you wuz mistooken
about dat oder nigger, Sally Ann sny
nobuddy ain't wantln' ter marry her
'ceppen me."
"Isn't that too much," I exclaimed;
"fancy her letting him know!"
Phil looked pensively at his whip.
"You wouldn't advise a falsehood, I'm
Hire."
"Of course not," Indignantly, "but
Uiere are wayt of doing these things."
"Yes," he agreed,' "there are certain
ly 'ways,' " N. O, Tluies-Deraoernt. j
CONDENSED DISPATCHES.
Kntnlile Ricntu nt thp Work Ilrteflr j
nml Tp'i-olj- Told.
The Pennsylvania railroad system of
pensions wont into cfToit.
A movement hurt boon stnrtH to nm
soli Into the milk companies of Chiorijro.
Tlio torpedo Uont ( jolclslmromih lunl n
stHTCMsrul builders' trial ut Portland, Ur.
A ftchciun to combine the y.lnc interests
of tho country was reported started la
Knusns City.
Commissioner (lenern! Pock announced
thnt T.tMMl firms of this country would
hnve exhibits nt t lip 1'nrin exposition.
Ten villages were reported destroyed
by nn rartliquako in the AolinlUalak dis
trict of the (tovyrnment of Tillis, Hnssin.
It wits saiil In Wnshlncton thnt 2,SH)
troom are to ln withdrawn from Cuba
and the miiiVVr of military departments
rediteed to two,
Treasurer of the United States Roberts
snld the distribution of internal revenue
receipts to the first group of banks would
be completed In about eiftht days.
Tapniln)', Jnn. 2.
Mine. Snrn lternhnrdt is 111 in Paris.
Western Germany is suffering from a
coal famine.
Lady Alice Montagu was reported to
ho dying in London.
Two slight shocks of earthquake were
Volt in southern Cullfornla.
Fifty thousand dollars for the Low ton
fund was nnuouueed to be In sight.
Tho treasury estimates tho stock of
gold In the country at about 11,000,000,
000 worth in coin.
The charges ngainst Sonntor Uallinger
of New IlnmpKhirc for violation of the
civil service law wore dismissed.
An explosion of gns nt Knoxville, Pa.,
wrecked a large number of houses and
stables uud tore up several struct for
hundreds of fort.
Monday, Jan. 1.
Great suffering was caused among th
poor of New York city by the intense
cold.
George B. Eyre of Chester, Ta., linn
boon missing from his home for ton
days.
According to a Bombny dispatch, bu
bonic pin kmc is causing fearful ravages
In that city.
Miss Elida Wilbur, who has lain un
conscious for nearly two years In hoi
San Francisco home, Is gradually reviv
ing. Judge McPhorson of the United States
court has decided that all social clubs
which sell intoxicating liquors must pay
n revenue tax.
According to the surgowi in charge,
the Boldiers who became ill on the trans
port Rio de Janeiro were poisoned by
spoiled "fresh" beef.
The Rev. J. J. Axtoll. the "fightinq
parson" of Royal Oak, Mich., has con
sented to spnr in public nt an entertain
ment for chn'-ity in Detroit.
John J. Hnnnigan, a policeman who
was sentenced to two years in Sing Sing
prison for shooting a boy, hus been par
doned by Governor Roosevelt.
Samuel Wolf of New York city went
to Pouglikoepsie to hear tho story ,of his
wife's dcutli in nn InsHue asylum. Iu
stead he learned that she had been dis
charged as cured.
Saturday, Dec. 30.
Almost 3,000,000 persons are receiving
famine relief In India.
Mr. Cleveland's physician denied that
the ex-president's condition was danger
ous. The Honolulu authorities have taken
active measures to prevent the spread ol
the plague.
One man was killed nnd many seriously
injured in a Union Pacific railway wreck
in Colorndo.
The steamer Tallnhnssee reported the
sinking of an unknown schooner neat
Cnpe Iluttoras.
Carl Miiloecker, the composer, was re
ported us suffering from a paralytic
stroke nt Vienna.
The municipal council of New York
city adopted resolutions of sympathy foi
Filipinos and Boers.
The official canvass at Albany showed
that all the constitutional amendments
were carried at the recent election.
Friday, Dee. 20.
News, reached San Francisco of the
prevalence of the plague lu Honolulu.
Gottfried Krueger of Newark, N. J..
has just completed a $250,000 family
tomb.
The subscriptions to the Lawton home
fund received in Washington reached
J-'ti.TOL'.
Mr. Harry Eseombe, former premier of
Natal, died suddenly on the street in
Durban.
Reuvwod reports of strained relations
between Russia and Japan reached Vic
toria, 11. C.
The New York Central stockholder at
Albany unanimously ratified the Boston
ond Albany lease.
Mayor Hayes nnd the Baltimore offi
cials denied that the city would default
on some of its bonds.
The decision rent-had in tho matter ot
the extension of tlio foreign settlement nt
Shanghai has been i-atitied.
One million two hundred nnd fifty thou
sand dollars In gold was announced tn
sail from New York on the Campania
Suturday.
Tliarnlar, Dee. 2S.
A fire in Fort Wayne, Ind., destroyed
9200,000 worth of property.
The postofllce safe nt Wntkins, N. Y.,
was blown open nud robbed.
Edward C. Hodges & Co., Boston,
bankers and brokers, suspended business.
A disastrous Hood was reported along
tho Nouksaok rlvtr, In Washington state.
The subscriptions to the Lawton home
fund from ull sources have reached $21,
40.'.45. The new bonthoune of Harvard college
oarsmen, just nearing completion, was
burned.
The Noranmore, which arrived at Nor
folk, reported the loss at sea of an uu
known bark with 15 persons on board.
The plague was reported to be raging
in New Culcdonin. The governments of
Australia have tuken elaborate precau
tions. ..
Small Stock of Wool.
BOSTON, Dec. 80. The Commercial
Bulletin says of the wool market: "The
stock of wool lu Hbstoti is 05,400,200
pounds domestic and 10,502,000 pounds
foreign ngainst 80,403,000 domestic uud
52,227,327 pounds foreign lust year.
Crokcr Dreaka a Lear.
LONDON, Juu. 2. Richard Croker'i
leg was broken yesterduy nt his country
place, Mout Houso, uour Wuutagu, iu
Berkshire. The Tamiuuuy clilel'tuiu was
trying to mount one of his horses fur aa
rurly tnoiuiug ride.
CURRENT COMMENT.
We have for genorntlons boasted
that this Is tho land of tho froo nnd
the home of tho brave, nn asylum for
the. oppressed of all nntions. Now our
rulers deem It desirable to expand, nnd
we start, out. to slaughter n simple peo
ple nnd take their land for our own.
Isn't thla a pretty picture of Inconsist
ency for a government boasting of Its
Christian citrilttntlon?
Philadelphia has secured the Repub
lican nntlninl convention, nnd now she
is trying to have the national head
quarters located there. That would be
strictly In accord with the eternal fit
ness of things, especially If Mark Han
na Is to be the chief bottle holder, ns
soems likely. He would take to the
Philadelphia method of carrying elec
tions as readily rs a duck runs to
water. He would find It cheaper per
haps, and no more demoralizing than
the wholesnlo bribery and Intimidation
used to pull McKlnley through in 1890.
Yes, by all means let Marcus locate
headquarters and hindquarters, too. If
he likes, in Philadelphia, for many of
the Philadelphia fellows who see a
horrid political specter in Matthew
would take kindly to Mark.
In spite of all the paeans sung to the
goddess of prosperity "murder will
out." A few days ago a Washington
dispatch gave tne Information that
Secretary Gage had that day received
telegrams from bankers in all parts of
the country, declaring that a financial
panic was impending, and urging him
to take Immediate steps to prevent it.
What was the good Mr. Gage to do?
He knows that we have more money
than we need, because he said so; but
he at once decided to buy bonds to the
amount of $25,000,000, so as to get the
money out ot his way simply, and also
agreed to send out $50,000,000 of the
government's money to be deposited in
national banks. Of course the banks
had no use for it, because, according to
Mr. Gage and his golden crew, we have
nil the money we need. But it wns
perhaps In Mr. Gage's way, and he sent
It out. When such men as Gage talk
about our having more money than we
need and use that as an argument to
deceive the people into favoring the
single gold standard it is a pity that
the fate which befel Ananias and Sap
phire might not have a. new illustra
tion, as the old seems1 to have lost its
effect.
Professional military gentlemen aro
the vainest lot of human peacocks on
the face of the earth, showing their
self importance in every movement as
they strut about togged out in tinsel
and feathers. Naturally they are the
greatest braggarts in existence, and
can make the tamest sort of an engage
ment a heroic and terrible contest, a
brilllnnt attack or a most gallant
charge. When defeated It is always
overwhelming numbers, and the re
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did order. General Methuen In send
ing an account of the skirmish nt Mod
der river described It as the "bloodle3t
battle of the century," and said he was
confronted by at least 8,000 Boers. It
turned out thnt the Boer force was but
600 and the British loss 73 killed and
about 400 wounded. Perhaps it was
blue blood that the general had in
mind that made things sq bloody, for
a little of that In his estimation would
undoubtedly go a long ways. One
would think from Roosevelt's descrip
tion of the skirmish at San Juan that
it was like Methuen's, one of the blood
iest engagements of the world's histo
ry, yet it was but a scratch, with little
loss of life, which might have been still
less had somebody with less dress pa
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Fairy Itlnirs.
Mr. Steele has an article In Knowledge
on "Fairy lungs, those green circles in
pastures which were formerly believed
to be caused by the midnight revelry
of the fairies. They are caused by a
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agaU-f tn every direction and forms a
common felt frcas which the fruit rises
at its extreme edge, the soil of the inner
disk is exhausted, and the spawn dies
there while it spreads all round in an
oufnard direction and produces an
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The raDk growth of the grasses com
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the fungus taking up from the bou or
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to the grasses, and in some way be
coming the medium of supply of the soil
nitrogen to the grasses forming the
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District Ollice Managers in this State to rep
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counties. Willing to pav yearly !f Goo, pay
able weekly. Desirable employment with
unusual opportunities. Rclerences ex-
ih.ini'pil. l-'nclose self-addressed stamped
envelope. S. A. Park, 320 Caxton I'.uilding,
Chicago. 12-21. l6t
The made-un complexion is seldom what
it's cracked up to be.
OASTOniA,
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ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO.
DEALERS IN
Cigars, Tobacco. Candies, Fruits and Huts
SOLE AGENTS FOR
Henry Mail lard's Fine Candies. Fresh Every Week.
iPiritT-s Goods a. Specialty,
SOLE AGENTS FOR
F. F. Adams & Co's Fine
Bole agents tor the
Henry Clay, Londres, Normal, Indian Princess, Samson, Silver Asb
Bloomsburg Pa.
IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF
CARPET, MATTING,
or OIL CJLOTM,
YOU WILL FIND A NICE LINE AT
W. 3L BM0WE1'
2 Door above Court House.
A large lot of Window Curtains in stock.
McCLURE'S
flAGAZlNE.
YEAR
NOTABLE FEATURES FOR 19O0.
the L'FE OF THE fl ASTER,
11Y the Kev. JOHN WATSON, I). D.
Author of "The Mind of the Master," "Beside the llonnie Brier Bush," etc.
Illustrated, largely in color, from pictures made in
Palestine by CORWIN KNAPP I.INSON.
A Novel by - -Frequent
Contributions by
Short Stories by -
SCIENCE AND
The Hottest Heat
Filter Plants of Europe
Bacteriology in Commerce
The Inside of the Earth
SHORT STORIES by such well known writers as Bret Harte. Cy Warman,
Booth Tarkington, Shan F. Bullock, Tijjhe Hopkins, Robert Barr, Clinton Ross, W.
A. Fraser. ' ' '
INTERESTING ARTICLES by Lieut. Richmond P. Hobson, Capt. Joshua
Slocum, Hamlin Garland, R. S. Baker, Rev. Cyrus T. Brady, Prof. E. S. Holden,
Ex-Gov. G. S. Boutwell, and others.
The S. S. McCLURE COMPANY,
200 East 25x11 Street, '
NEW YORK CITY.
As a rules star's farewell performance are
much ado about nothing.
Stop thk Pain nor Df.stroy tub Stom
ach. This is sadly loo often the case. So
many nauseous nostrum purporting 10 cure,
because they are so londed wittat injurious
drugs nnd narcotics, in the crd do the pa
tient immensely more harm than good, and
In many cases so ilctroy the digestive or
gans that a cure is impossible. Dr. Von
Stan's Pineapple Tablets are a purely vege.
table pepsin preparation, as harmless as
milk. One alter carng prevents nny disor.
der of the digestive organs. 18 in a box, loc
Sold by C. A. Klcim ' 7J
All distant relatives may not be wealthy,
but nil wealthy relatives arc pretty sute in
be distant.
Orain-O I CiRAIN-O I Remember that
name when you want n delicious, appetizing,
nourishing food drink to take the place of
coffee. Sold by all grocers and hked by all
who have used it. (irain-() is made of pure
grain, it aids digction and strengthens the
nerves. It is not a stiihulant, but health
builder, nnd the children, as well as the
adults, can drink It with great benefit. Cosit
about as much as coffee. 15c. nnd 25c.
per package. Ask your grocer for Grain-O.
"I'm very sensitive on this point," re
marked the school teacher as he sat down o
a bent pen. i
Actors, singers, talkers, all are more at
less subject to lind throat, hoarseness, lonst
lilis and catarrh. Dr. Catarrhal Powder
never disapixiints. "I can but proclaim Dr.
Agnew's Catarrhal Powder a wonderful med
icine for nctors,singers and public speakers.
Myself and my wife have tried everything,
hut have never found anything to equal this
great remedy for quick action ; it certainly
is a wonder worker, Al. Kmmett Fostell,
New York City.
Sold by C. A. Klcim. 12
It's a good idea for a business man nowa
days to sell everything excepting his cus
tomers.
It Keeps the Feet Warm and Dry.
Ask for Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. It
cures chilblains, swollen, sweating, sore,
aching, damp feet. At all druggists and shoe
stotes, 25c. Sample free. Address, Allea
S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. V. I2 2ld.tr
Chronic nasal catarrh poisons every breath
that is drawn into the lungs. There is pro
curable from any druggist the remedy for
the cure of this trouble. A small quantity
of lily's Cream lialm placed into the nos
trils spreads over an inflamed and angry sur
face, relieving immediately the pa-nful in
flammalion, cleanses, heals and cures. A
cold in the head vanishes immediately. Sold
by druggists, or will be mailed for 50 cents
by Fly llrothers, 56 Warren street, New
York.
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Signature
of
The Kind You Have Always I
Cut Chewing Tobacoo
following brands of Cigars
ANTHONY HOPE
- RUDYARD KIPLING
MARK TWAIN
EXPLORATION.
Lieut. Peary's Latest Campaign
for the Pole
Cy Warman's Account of the
Klondike Railroad
On the Greatest Ship Afloat.
NEW YORK.
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