8 THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. Prof- Coles for November- The North Pole Will bo Discovered and Andrce Will be Found This Month. Our planetary chart for Novem ber shows a strikingly strange con dition of planetary affairs. The morning stars, Jupiter, Mars and Neptune are all in one line, and the evening stars, Uranus, Saturn, Mercury, Venus and Earth, and the Sun in another—and these lines jun parallel to each other. There fore the morning stars will battle with the evening stars and perhaps set the whole country in an uproar socially, financially, religiously and politically ; causing wars, strikes, mobs, assassinations and death of rulers, and awful crimes. Our Storm and Sign Calendar shows 21 High Flood days for the mouth of November and only 9 Low Ebb days; this gives the High Flood vital forces the ruling power, and the Thanksgiving Day of 1898 will be the greatest day of thanks giving that this country has ever witnessed. The continuous run of! High Flood days, from the 19th to ! the 30th inst., will have a tendency to strengthen the month of Decem ber and bring about an unprecedent ed Christmas trade. We want to say right here that every man of business should have our calendar so as to steer clear of the storms. The bright star in the southwest will be brightest from the 7th until the 12th inst., and will disappear on or about Thanksgiving Day. The yellow lever microbes kept up their record last month, as we said they would ; and the war cloud of human microbes (the Indians) broke out just as we predicted. This month watch out for some awful epidemics to sweep over the country, as there are a strange and hideous looking lot of microbes now flying through the air. For the past ten days we have been study ing their movements. They seem to be sort of a cross between the smallpox microbe and the yellow fever microbe ; and, suffice it to say that out of 593 experiments only one compound took any effect. That was equal parts of saleratus and sulphur, and camphor gum, in the fo lowing proportions: One-half teaspoonful saleratus and one-half of sulphur, and a piece of camphor gum 110 larger than a pea ; mix all together and sprinkle slowly upon a hot stove, at least once a week, keeping the doors and windows closed so that the fumes will enter all parts of the house. This will also have a tendency to drive away the diphtheria and scarlet fever microbes that are now out foraging. The world is not coming to an end in 1900, as some scientists would have you to believe ; but many nations will exchange places. China will be completely upset and mill ions of her countrymen will land into America, while intelligent Americans will make a garden of Eden out of China. The Bubonic plague will soon begin its awful work of destruction in the Old Country and cause thousands of her people to fly to America for their lives. A change of government will be inaugurated in England, Ger many and France. Queen Victoria, Emperor William, Pope Leo and several other rulers will be called away. The present forms of gov ernment in America will be changed There will be wars all along the color line. Prof. Andrce will be found ; and the North Pole dis covered. The Eastern States may be flooded this month, as well as the Southern and Western. Watch out for strange appearing phe nomena in the Heavens. A Change m the Free Delivery. Beginingon Wednesday, Novem ber 2, 1898, the hours of the free delivery service of the Bloomsburg, Pa., post office, for the last general and business deliveries will he reversed, the general delivery being made at 3:30 p. m. and tre business delivery at 5:40 p. ni. The collections in the sections of town, in which only general deliv eries are made, will be made one hour and thirty minutes earlier, and those depositing mail should govern themselves accordingly. O. B. Mm.LICK, P. M. The following letters are held at the Bloomsburg, Pa., postoffioe, and will be sent to the dead letter office Nov. 15, 1898: Baldwin, Mr. Tom Ilnokenberyor, Or. 11. Biver, Aaron K. .tolinsnn, Mr. Hubert. A. Quittner, Mist Sue MoClure.Mr I.lntvoodU. Qeorßln. H. M. Hlcker. Mr. W. J. Fisher, Mr. C. H. Kogers, (ieo J. (ii> Frey, Mr. J. B. smith, Mr. James Williams, Miss Annie CAKDS Chase. Mrs. Mary Ilnsbrouck, Prof. A. n. Persons calling for the above letters will please say that they were advertised Nov. 3, 1898. O. E. MELLICK, P. M. VOTE FOR rOLK FOR CONGRESS. I The Death Knell of the Republican Party- The death struggle is agonizing. Corruption in the republican party is so corrupt that it grasps at every floating straw. Its doom is sealed. Fate is written over every republi can candidate. This congressional district also teems with unstinted corruption. The Berwick corpora tion also seeks to own a congress man. llow can this be, except by wholesale corruption ? In a con gressional district, from 5000 to 6,000 majority of different political complexions, nothing but whole sale corruption can bring about such a result. Is the Woodin presumptions so 1 foolhardy as to suppose that enough democratic voters can be bartered to seat their man in conference in j the nation's councils at Washing- j ton ? Are the democrats such fools ' as to play first fiddle to a Berwick corporation ? Democracy is im pregnable and cannot be bought or sold as slaves, and to bow the knee to this political Baal. On the night of Nov. Bth they will find that the Stone which the builders rejected did not become the head of the cor ner of the Quay corruption in the temple of "Executive Halls of Jus tice" at Harrisburg ; and that when this Quay corruption shall have put 011 political incorruption, then will be heralded abroad the glad tidings, that the republican party is swal lowed up in democratic victory from top to bottom. A DEMOCRAT. VOTE FOR COCHRAN FOR STA TK SENA TOR. The old Court House at Towanda has been sold for S2OO and will be torn down. It stands behind the beautiful new structure recently erect ed by Bradford county. The old Court House in Bloomsburg was modeled after it. In the basement was the Sheriff's residence, and sever al cells used as the county jad for many years. In what was known as the dark cell a murderer was execut ed many years ago. On the bench of the court room David YVilmot sat, he of YVilmot Proviso fame while in con gress, and afterwards a Judge of the Court of Claims ot the United States. Ulysses Mercur, afterwards a member of Congress, and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania, also served a term as President Judge. At the bar in those days there were many distinguished lawyers in Brad ford county, including Overton, Adams, YY'atkins, Elwell, Baird, YVard, Macfarlane and many others. All of these legal giants have passed away, and now the old court house where their forensic ability was displayed is to be torn down, and will soon, like them, be no more. J. E. Eickhoitz, senior editor of the Stinbury Daily and Northumber- Ictnii County Democrat , died sudden ly of heart disease at home in Sun bury Sunday morning. During his lifetime he was connected with the Lancaster Examiner, Lewisburg Journal , and for several years was editor in chief of the Pottsville Stand aril. In politics he was a stalwart democrat. The deceased was a brother of Mrs. Thomas YVayne and an uncle of Mrs. 1 )r. YV. 11. Purraan, of Third Street this town. Liver Ills Like biliousness, dyspepsia, headache, consti pation, sour stomach, indigestion are promptly cured by Hood's Pills. They do their work Hood's easily and thoroughly. ■ L Best after dinner pills. W& 111 25 cents. All druggists. I 111 Prepared by C. I. llood & Co., Lowell, Mass. The only Pill to take with Hood's Sarsaparilla. 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Atlantic coast. •. •. •. glance the panorama of people prominently before illustrated, and, wner the public—portraits and paragraphs that tell the ever possible, there will ' The Tights week's history among the notables. •. •. •. •. be given a sketch of the Shore lifu of the poet, with a will describe the won- Jh _ ~ . ... A w portrait, and the story arous changes in light- nrvmrT An _ # . ing and of the perfect POPULAR The Post will give, in the of how each poem came system by which our BIOCRAPHIES he year, thousands to be written. The Government takes , 4 . . . . brief biographies, and poems will be selected, charge of the thousand k ^e s of ts writers and authors, illustrated £ f the standpoint and more lighthouses where^r P OS6lble wlth Photographic portraits. of tlle u , tra .,iterary of the nation. \ •. \ man or woman, but for ll —When the Fisher Fleet Goes Out to Sea. The thrilling dangers their appeal to lovers of of a class seldom heard of—the Nova Scotia fishermen in their daily lives, sentiment. They will their hardships and sufferings. \ \ *. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ •. •. •. be poems of the eino- Ul—JFith the Life-Stivers Along the Coast will tell of the every- tions those that ap dav lives of those brave men who dare death and darkness in their angriest peal to the heart; poems forms—showing the workings of a system that saves thousands of lives yearly. that tell a story—those that are filled with hu man interest. Theybe- IV —The Men Who IVrcck Ships. It is popularly supposed that wreck- long to what may be ers no longer exist; this article will tell of well-organized bands of wreckers called the" pocketbook who lure on to rocks, by means of false signals, rich vessels for the sake of school of poetry"— their treasures. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ •. \ \ •. •. •. •. those poems that one V —Perils of the Smuggler's Life. 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Telescope Traveling Cases, 45 to 95c. each. White and Colored Blankets, 42c. to 5.00 per pair. White Counterpanes, 50, 75, to 2.00 each. Ladies' and Children's Mit tens, Bc. to 50c. per pair. Pretty Denim Table Covers, 1.00 each. Decorated China, new line, sc. to 2.50 each. Best Table Oil Cloth, 12c. yd. Agency for Bnttcrick Fashions. NOVEMBER STYLES NOW READY. Delineator, 15c. each, i.oo per year. Glass of Fashion, 7c. each. 60c. per year. Fashion Sheets free. Respectfully Submitted to tho h Trado Only by TEE BROADWAY EASE STORE, Mover's New Building, Main Street, BLOOMSBURG. ISAAC LONG'S. Buying by flail Can he as intelligently and economi cally performed as though you were in the store, IK you have confidence in the store you select for correspondence. More than a quarter of a century please you, instead , of s6.on, per pair $3.98. } Derby Tapestry Curtains, 3 yards knotted fringe at both ends, very silky ] finish. $2.50 grade, at per pair $1.95. 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