WASHINGTON. ■Vom our Regular Correspondent. WASHINGTON, Oct. 24, 1898. Next to boodle, Boss Hanna rates Mr. McKinley as a Republi can vote-getter in the present cam paign. • Consequently, he has de cided that Mr. McKinley shall take a swing through the East, in order to arouse the voters in that section. Like the western trip, the eastern trip is to be scheduled as strictly non-partisan, but that did not pre vent Mr. McKinley begging sup port for the administration in al most every speech he made, and it will not prevent him doing the same thing in the East. It may be possible, of course, that Mr. McKinley has made votes for his party among the crowds that have turned out to greet him on his trip to and from Omaha, but, judging from the effect of similar trips by other Presidents, it is not probable. There are a number of good reasons lor crowds turning out io see the President, entirely aside from polit ical considerations—respect for his official position, admiration of his personal qualities, and last, but by no means least, idle curiosity. That all of these reasons added to the number of persons who turned out to see Mr. McKinley in the West is certain, and it is equally certain, that thty will do the same in the East; but there is nothing in the sight to show that the whole busi ness will enable the Republicans to carry a single Congressional dis trict that they would not have car ried had Mr. McKinley remained in Washington and attended to his duties. Democratic expectation of wrest ing the control of the House away from the Republicans is not based upon visionary hopes, but upon fig ures carefully prepared to show how each Congressional district in the country will vote on the Btli of No vember. According to those fig ures, there are sixty one districts which may go either way by very small majorities. An attache of the t)emocratic Congressional Cam paign Committee, who came within three of estimating the result of the Congressional election of '96, esti mates that 41 of these doubtful dis tricts will be carried by the Repub licans, and 20 by the Democrats. Should this estimate, which is ultra conservative, turn out to be correct, the next House would contain 170 Republicans and 187 Anti-Republi cans, Democrats and Populists com bined. This estimate leaves out conditions in Pennsylvania and New York, which may result in sending the Anti-Republican ma jority as high as 40, because those conditions are contingent, and may be changed before election. Secretary Alger received a hurry call from Pingree, and has gone to Michigan to see what he can do to save the Republicans of the State from the defeat which Pingree fears they are going to get. The War Department is still ex tending all the protection it can to officers appointed from civil life, who are under suspicion or who have been proven to be inefficient or negligent. Advantage was taken of the absence of Mr. McKinley, who held up a similar order several weeks ago, to order the honorable discharge from the service of Lieut. Col. Rush Huidekoper, the horse doctor, who was chief surgeon at Camp Thomas, Chickamauga Park, and whose administration of medi cal affairs in that camp was so openly criticised by officers and men. It was believed to have been Mr. McKinley's intention, when he prevented this man's honorable dis charge, that he should appear before the Dodge Commission. Why he did not, is probably known to Sec retary Alger and other War De partment officials, if not to Mr. McKinley. Capt. James G. Blaine, the young man who made such dis graceful exhibitions of himself and his jags at Honolulu and at Manilla that he was ordered home, turned up in Washington last week, and he, also, is to be given an " honor able " discharge. Chaplain Mcln tyre, of the battleship Oregon, must be a friendless, poor devil, or that court-martial sentence, dismissing him from the service, would be set aside, and he would get an honora ble discharge. * • * Secretary Long has made public the report of the board of naval of ficers, presided over by Commander Wainwright, locating the ships that participated in the destruction of Cervera's fleet. The report does not differ materially from the re ports made by the Captains of the ships, and will not change any body's mind as to who is entitled to credit for that brilliant victory. * * A great big bluff is being put by the administration by the pre tence that Judge Day is making ex traordinary efforts to compel the Spanish Commissioners to hurry up their end of the negotiations, at Paris. It is dollars to ginger cakes that Judge Day is doing nothing of the sort. Mo matter how anxious the Spanish Commissioners should be to reach an agreement on the treaty of peace, they would not be able to do so before the Congres sional election, as it was a part 'of Judge Day's private instructions to prevent an agreement being reached before that time. Should the Span ish Commissioners wish to protract the negotiations after election, Judge Day may put the screws on them, but he isn't doing so now, for fear that the treaty might add to the probabilities of Republican defeat. DAT IS NAMED. Pennsylvania's Population Is Called Upon to Offer Devotions for Our Glorious Vic tories on Land and Sea. Governor Hastings issued the fol lowing proclamation Friday last: "The people of Pennsylvania, to gether with their fellow citizens througnout the land, have great cause at this time for rejoicing and thanks giving. A foreign power, by the bar barous and inhuman treatment of its own subjects, had shocked the civilz ed world. The American people reached the point where they would no longer permit humanity to be so cruelly outraged almost under the shadow of their own flag. "In the struggle which followed, God's guiding hand was abundantly manifested. The people answered as one man to the country's call. Our army and navy executed with unpar alleled valor the will of the Nation. Our victories by sea and on land were signal triumphs for civilization and free government. "Pennsylvania's surviving soldiers have returned to their homes, bringing renewed proofs of their devotion to the flag. Where opportunity came, they won the laurels always coveted by the American soldier, and where opportunity came not, their devotion and steadfastness were deserving of equal praise. "The people of the Commonwealth, in accordance with the sentiment of the hour, desiring to make public manifestation of their appreciation of the services and sacrifices of those who so nobly sustained the Nation's honor, will hold in tht m lltfti delphia on the 26th and 27th days of October a Peace Jubilee, and it has been deemed meet and proper that, one of the aforesaid days be set apart*' as a day of thanksgiving and prayer. •'Now, therefore, I, Daniel H. Hast ings, Governor of the said Common wealth, do, by virtue of the Act of the General Assembly, approved the 23d day of June, A. D. 1897, authorizing the Chief Executive to appoint days of thanksgiving and prayer or other religious observances, issue this, my proclamation designating and setting apart Thursday,the twenty-seventh day of October, Anno Domini, one thou sand eight hundred and ninety-eight, as a special day of thanksgiving and prayer to Almighty God. And I do recommend that our usual places of worship be filled with God fearing, thankful and patriotic wor shippers praying that the influence of the day's observance may find fruition in years to come in that rectitude of life, that devotion to home and country, and that performance of every private and public duty which shall be well pleasing to Him, to the end that the future shall know noth ing but peace and that the results ot the war may prove a permanent bless ing to our land and to the cause of advancing civilization. Given under my hand and the great seal of the State at the city of Harris burg, this twentieth day of October, in the year of Our Lord one thou sand, eight hundred and ninety-eight, and of the Commonwealth, the one hundred and twenty-second. (Signed) DANIEL HASTINGS. DAVID MARTIN, Secretary of the Commonwealth. DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED by local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure deaf ness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused hf an inflamed condition of the mucous lin ing of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube is inflamed you have a rum bling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed, deafness is the result, and unless the inflamma tion can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condition, hear ing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed con dition of the mucous surfaces. We will give one hundred dollars for any case of deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circu lars; free. F. J. CHENEY & CO.,Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best, im Iryihe COLUMBIAN a year. THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG. PA. All Pactions Together. Nearly all the best known leaders of the Bryan Democrats, the Palmer and Buckner Democrats and the McKinley Democrats of i S;6 were present at the great Democratic consultation ir. Philadelphia last Friday. Absolutely all are for Jenks and the whole ticket. As Mr. Guffey said at that meet ing, the party Was never more com pletely united and the Republican party was never more dangerously divided. The leaders of the latter realize this, though they refuse to acknowl edge it. And the Swallow managers fully comprehend that whatever strength he is to show in the count must come from the Republicans, for he will get practically 110 Demo cratic v.otes. Their bluffs to the contrary deceive nobody, not even themselves. x The one urgent need is to get out the Democratic vote. That effect ed, victory will be certain. The full Democratic vote alone will elect, and it is becoming daily more ap parent that the Democratic ticket will have the support also of many thousands of Republicans who feel that their votes will be worse than thrown away if given to Swallow and who will, under no circum stances, support Stone. Prosperous Farmer- D. F. Yoliey, a prosperous farm er of Wapwallopeu township and also a reader of the Record of the Times , was in this city on Tuesday and made a call at the Record office. Mr. Yohey's farm comprises 180 acres in a high state of cultivation and this year he has been rewarded with a bountiful harvest. He gar nered large crops of rye, wheat and oats, and next week will begin threshing the same. Already he has husked 1,500 bushels of corn and when finished expects to have 2,000 bushels in his cribs. His orchard also did well aud 200 bushels of apples will be a small es timate of the yield. Mr. Yohey also had a large crop of potatoes, and with five cows yielding ten gal lons of milk a day, a crop of buck wheat ready to grind, new sausage, spare ribs, chime, etc., still on the foot Mr. Yohey will undoubtedly pass the winter all right. Who wouldn't be a farmer ? Mr. Yohey was reared in Coluni- County and follows closely the marvels produced by his old neigh bors, Barney Case, Joseph Van Sickle and Joseph Fausey, as re corded by the snake editor. — Wilkes- Bar re Record. There is a demand on the part of the people to know who is responsible for the death and suffering in the army, and this demand also contem plates the punishment of the guilty men. For this reason a Democratic Congress must be elected. The peo ple owe this to the soldiers, and should not fail to do their duty in the fall elections.— Chicago Democrat. VOTE THE STRAIGHT DEMOCRATIC TICKET\ FROM TOP TO BOTTOM. 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Oh, boys! whether dull or quite clever— Whether rich or poor Is your station- Delve on with high purpose, and never Forget you're the hope of the nation I George Bancroft Griffith. "Licking** a Royal Highness. During her majesty's residence at Osborne, about forty-flve years ago, her children were accustomed to ram ble along the seashore. Now, It so happened that on one occasion the young Prince of Wales met a boy who hod been gathering sea shells. The young prince, presuming upon his high position, thought himself privileged to do what he pleased with Impunity, so without any notice upset the basket of shells. The poor lad was very In dignant and said: "You do that again and I'll lick you." "Put the shells Into the basket and you will see If I don't," said the prince. The shells were returned to the bas ket "Now, touch them again, If you dare," said the boy. Whereupon the prince again npset the basket and shells. The boy then pitched Into him und gave him such a licking that few princes ever had. His lip was cut open, his nose knocked considerably out of Its perpendicular, and his eyes 0* a adlor tHWdh mtjfß* IMve well become the champion of a prize ring. His disfigured face oonld .net long be concealed from his royal mother. She inquired the cause. The prince was silent, but at last confessed the truth. The poor boy was ordered be fore the queen. He was asked to tell the story. He did so In a very straight forward mannef. At Its conclusion, turning to her child, the queen said: "Yon have been richly served, sir. Had you not been pnnished sufficiently already, I should have punished you myself. Wlicu yon commit a like of fense, I trust you will always receive a similar punishment." She commanded the parents of the poor boy to her presence the following morning. They came, and the result of tihe Interview was that her majesty told them that she had made arrange ments for educating and providing for their son, and she hoped he would make good use of tffe advantages which would be placed within his reach.—Manchester, Eng., Guardian. Hurdock si a Vegetable. What Is even regarded as a vile weed can, with a little stretch of imagina tion, be turned into an ornamental plant or delicious vegetable. This Is especially the case with the common burdock, Lappa major. Schoolboys all know It from gathering the burrs and compressing them Into a ball, they being held together by the curved points of the floral Involucre. This Is all they know about It It is difficult to see anything more to be despised in the burdock leaf than In the leaf of the rhubarb. It appears that It Is largely used In China for food. But It Is stated that If the stalks be cut down before the flowers expand, and then be boiled, the taste Is relished equally with asparagus. 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