6 EXPLORERS IN THE PACIFIC. Spaniali Ship* Crnlaol Tor Years I'.ut Discovered Nothing, The first European explorer who looked down upon the broad waters of the Pacific saw them stretched away calm and unruffled into the apparently endless distance of the south, and it •was from this circumstance that the greatest of the oceans got the two names by which it has ever since been, known, of the Pacific and the South sea. We can fancy what visions of wonders hidden behind that vale of sea mist must have floated before the im agination of Balboa on that peak in Darien when he fell upon his knees and thanked God that it had fallen to his lot to make the great discovery. It is easy to suppose that his imagination pictured new continents rising out of the vast expanse of ocean containing empires greater than Cortez found in Mexico and treasures more rich thani were ever dreamed of by the Incas of Peru and whatever these might be they were all the inheritance of Spain. But whatever those dreani3 may have been, It is certain they were doomed to dis appointment. In the first century that followed the discovery of the greafi ocean indeed, a good many of the ad venturous ships of Spain sailed the waters of the South sea, but their ef forts ended in failure for the most part; the reports they brought back from their voyages were for the most part of sea—nothing but sea. One or two, indeed, discovered and landed upon islands, but not one ever reached the shores of the only continent that lay hidden in the unknown waters of the South sea. It is easy to understand their experi ence when we look at a map of thai part of the world, for we shall lind that a line drawn around the pole 10 degrees south of the equator would pass through more than 20,000 miles of ocean and less than 4,000 of land. South of this line the only large pieces of land are the south point of Africa and the narrowest part of South Amer ica and the Island continent of Austral la. Except the island of Madagascar, there is no land of any considerable extent In all the great expanse of the Indian ocean, and the still more vast extent of the south Pacific is only dot ted here and there by groups of beau tiful but widely scattered islands, love ly in form and lavishly endowed with a marvelous variety of natural produc tions, but so diminutive in size that they must be sought with all the ad vantages of modern science in the vast wilderness of ocean by which they are •urrouiided.—Harper's Ilound Table. I'ntiitocK. Potatoes, native to Peru, were dis covered by the Spaniards in the neigh borhood of Quito, where they were cul tivated by the natives. Condor a monk, first introduced them into Spain, whence they passed into Italy and thence to Belgium. Humboldt says that they were cultivated in all the, parts of the continent, from Chili to New Grenada, but not in Mexico. In 1585 potatoes were taken from North Carolina and Virginia, on th e return of the colonists sent out by Sir Walter Baleigh. and were first cultivated on his estate near Cork. The sweet pota toes, natives of the West Indies, were given to Columbus by the natives or Cuba, tney were introduced into Eng land by Sir Francis Drake, who wrote of tbern in praise, but forgot to send Instruction to eat only the root. The gardener of Queen Elizabeth planted them, and ate some of the tops. Being disgusted by the taste, he pulled up his crop, made a fire of the pile, was at tracted by the pleasant odor of the burning tubers, picked up a root, ate it, and, being pleased with the taste, con tinued the cultivation and introduced then to the notice of others. —Lippin- cott's. Uo Prefer* the Olit Version. A story is told of Mr. Gladstone and a prominent government official, who at one time was the ex-primier's priv ate secretary. They were discussing the revised version of the New Testa ment, and the official expressed a strong opinion that the new rendcr'rg was inferior to the old. "Indeed." said Mr. Gladstone, "do you really think so? Can you give me an example?" "I certainly can." the official an gwered. "Look at the first verse t.f iiu second chapter of St. Luke. In the old version it ran thus: "There went out a decree from Ccasar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.' That, now, was a magniflcient idea worthy' of a great ecpire—taxing the whole world by a single act. But in the revised version I find: 'There went out a de cree that all the world should be en rolled'—a mere taking of the census, the kind of a thing the local govern ment board could do. Can anyone doubt that the old version is finer than the new?" —Golden Penny. , Quite i* Difference. The great fire in 1872 in Boston) burned over sixty acres, and entailed a loss of sixty million dollars, or a mil lion an acre. The great fire in London in 1666 swept over four hundred and thirty-six acres, and destroyed property, to the amount of thirty-five million dol lars, or eighty thousand dollars an. acre. In the latter case the fire raged in the dwelling section as well as the* mercantile, still the comparison affords an idea of the increase in values in i modern cities. A fire covering the came territory in Boston to-day as was burned twenty-five years ago. would cost one hundred million dollars at the minimum. On the two and one-half acres burned over in April, 1893, the lose was three million five hundred thousand dollars. How I?ig n State Mlnnoui'l Is. One of that greatest tier of states reaching from East to West across the country, beglning with New York and ' Pennsylvania, with Ohio, Indiana and ! Illinois following In order, is the stato i of Missouri. In the scale of population I Missouri is fifth in the Union. In area it much exceeds any of the states nam- ' ed, the number of square miles stand- ! ing in this order: Missouri, 69,415; I Illinois, 56,650; New York, 49,170; ' Pennsylvania, 45,215; Ohio, 41,060, and Indiana, 36,350. The most lordly rivers of the continent are geographically part of Missouri. The farms of this state ere productive on a vast scale, its min erals are Immensely valuable and its manufacturing industries are develop ing In every direction. ECHO OF THE PASSION PLAY Wonilerfnl Realism of James O' Nelli's Make Up. "Fifteen years ago," said an old Cleveland playgoer, "James O'Neill and William Seymour were both members of the famous stock organization at Baldwin's theatre, San Francisco. It was during the third year of Mr. O'- Neill's stay a 6 leading man at the Bald win that he appeared as Christ in Salmi Morse's "Possion Play." Seymour who played the part of the 'inspired mes senger,' talked the other day about tho performance, which was the only time the Oberammergau spectale was imi tated in this country. He said: " 'Tom Maguire was manager at tho Baldwin at the time and requested O'Neill to play the part of Christ. At first O'Neill refused, although, accord ing to the terms of the contract, he was compelled to play any part assigned him by tho management. O'Neill heard, however, that Salmi Morse's play had been approved by Bishop Allemani of the Catholic church of California, and then consenteS lo impersonate the character. O'Neill was known among the membecs of the company as a good fellow and one willing to "take and: give" in the war of jests and jokes. On the evening of the first performance of the "Passion Play" I approached O'Neill as he came out of his dressing room for the first act to crack a joke with him. The joke died on my lips I thought I stood in the presence of our Savior, so perfect was O'Neill's make up. Everybody, even the rough stage hands, passed him in silence, paying a forced tribute to the holiness of his ap pearance. Really, to O'Neill, that per formance was not acting, it was devo tion. He spoke the lines with all due reverence to their sacred meaning, and the whole performance was in the na ture of a great bibical lesson. Rough miners in the audience were seen to fall on their knees and pray, while tho women were unable to restrain their tears. It was surely the most impres sive stage representation I ever too-k part in or witnessed. On the day after the tenth performance the whole com pany was arrested and brought before a magistrate. O'Neill was fined SSO, while the 12 apostles were fined only $5 apiece, that being in the mind of the magistrate, the difference between Christ and his diciples. After the play was taken off in San Francisco, Mr. Stetson decided to produce it in New York at Booth's theatre. But the senti ment of the pulpit and pres3 were against it, and the production was abandoned. After the production in San Francisco, O'Neill exchanged pic tures with Mayer, the German actor who played the part in Oberammergau, and it was hardly possible to tell who was O'Neill and who was Mayer, so much did both resemble the picture with which w e are all familiar. The only authentic picture of the whole performance is, I believe, the oil paint ing owned l>y Mr. O'Neill, which rep resents himself and the company in the scene of the Lord's Supper.' "—Cleve land Plain Dealer. Angers Are Not Horses. Everybody knew Mr. Hastings, Just as everybody knew Mr. Smith, but the two men were of different report. Mr. Smith was known for the hand that helps and the word that cheers as no other man in the neighborhood; while for crabbed ill nature and closeness that rivalled the clinging of the bark unto the tree, Mr. Hastings bore the palm. In fact, the only neighbor he had anything to do with was Mr. Smith; but then Mr. Smith would have been on friendly terms with any son of Xantlppe who had happened to live next door. It chanced one day that Mr. Smith needed a certain kind of auger that he didn't have. He knew, however, that Neighbor Hastings had the very thing he wanted, so he went over and asked to borrow it. Now, it was a new auger and was carefully cherished in a buckskin bag in the most secret compartment of Mr. Hastings's tool chest, and to consign' that glittering sharpness even to the. careful hand of his best beloved neigh bor was more than he could do. He wouldn't lend it. Mr. Smith went home with a twinkle in his eye and no malice in his soul and waited. A few days later Mr. Hastings had occasion to go to a town ten miles away, and the matter was urgent. Hie old mare had gone lamo, so he went to his accommodating neighbor in his dif ficulty. "A horse you want?" said Mr. Smith, while the twinkle in hie eye was strangely suggestive of the tool of rankling memory. "You'd better ride your auger." But Mr. Hastings got the horse. — Chicago Chonlcle. ClomlftYott Can't So©. Did you ever realize that rain-clouds are sometimes quite invisible? When the sky above is bluest and clearest great masses of rainy vapor may yet be passing over. This is proved by the clouds you may notice round high peaks in mountainous countries. You will often on a clear day see the crest of a lofty mountain enveloped in a mist like the smoke of a volcano. The fact of the matter is that the rain-cloud is invisible until it is cooled beyond a certain point. It is not until it strikes the cold rocks or snows of the mountain that It is chilled suffic iently to make It visible. Thus, moun tain peaks are the best kind of barom eters, for they announce to the dwell ers in the valleys beneath when the atmosphere is getting saturated and rain may be expected.—Answers. Poor Utile Town. Some people are as modest about their place of abode as others are vain of theirs. An Irishwoman from the country was wandering about in a lost way In a great railway station; presently she ventured to approach a gentlemap and to say to him: "Ah now, Borr—would ye have the ocodnese to tell me which is me train?" "But where are you going ma'am?" the man asked. "An" sure, now, why should I be tell- In' ye tjiat, sorr? Sure ye wouldn't know no betther where I'm goin'—the poor little bit of a town that It Is, sorr, that the likes of you nlver heard of In ull your life!" — Northern Ensign. ... THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. THE RETORT COURTEOUS. Somo Clever Answer* to OtTenslvo Ito murka. Clever answers to offensive questions or remarks stand in a category of their own. It is by no means so easy as some imag.ne to reply to an Insulting rpeech in such a manner on the spur of the moment so as to carry off the honors of war. But there are some on record which, old as they arc, have not been surpassed, and may bear rep etition in any age which has an enor mous number of merely "up-to-date" readers. Such is the rejoinders of the Swiss guard to the Frenchman who sneerir.gly remarked that the French fought for honor, the Swiss for gold. "Yes; eactv nation lights for what it most needs." Such was that of the wayfarer in the London streets of the early part cf the last century, when paving stones were unknown and llithy kennels marked the limit between path and roadway, who met a bully hand on sword hilt and swaggeringly declaring that he never gave the walk to a blackguard, whereupon the oth er, with a bow, stepped into the road way, pleasantly remarking: "1 always do." And the pert young coxcomb who eaid to the silent saturnine Swift: "I would have you know Mr. Dean, that I sit upon for a wit," must have been sorry he spoke when the answer came like a rapier thrust: "Do you, sir? Then I advise you to sit down again." As may be supposed, the most difficult answer of all to achieve to perfection is that made to monarchs, especially when the royal question or remark has been a disagreeable one. The physician Zimmerman scored in this respect with, Frederick the Great, who remarked sourly to him. "Zimmerman, I suppose you have in your time helped many a man into the other world!" Zimmer man turned with a quick retort, "Not so many as your majesty," The king stared at this freedom, "nor with so much honor to myself," neatly contin ued the bowing physician. "Now, young man," said the irate landowner to an officer from the neigh boring garrison, whom he met stroll ing over his manor, and knocking over n the dost accurate right and left fashion whatever he came across, "if you met a man trespassing on your property, and killing your game, what would you do with him?" and evident ly thought this wa3 a poser. "I should ask.him to luncheon," airily replied the unabashed young man, and his splendid impudence succeeded. Dr. Parr is cred ited with having answered a similarly "cheeky" youth i:i most effective fash ton. The latter wishing to "take a rise ' out of Parr, who was a man of much dignity of aspect before some frivolous acquaintances, observed that if the doctor and himself were to collaborate they could write a very big book. "An enormous one," said Parr dryly, "if we put in all that I know and all that you do not ."—London Standard. A Fortunate Accident. "Col. Boleybug Is one of the luckiest men I know. He was in a railroad ac cident last week and had the good fortune to lose his right arm," said Uilhooly to Pete Amsterdam. "Do you call it good luck for a man to lose his right arm?" asked Pete. , "Yes, Boleybug is left-handed." A l'uhlo. A Civilized Country was appealed to for Assistance by an Armenian, who was about to meet Death at the Hands of a Savage and Mohammedan Turk. 'You are indeed Unfortunate," said the Civilized Country, "and it makes my Blood Boil to think that you should have to be slaughtered by a Savage and a Mohammedan. I am thinking of sending Gunboats to your Relief, or, at the very least, a Missionary." Within the Hour the Civilized Country was ap pealed to for Assistance by a Cuban, who was about to be slaughtered by a Savage Christian Spaniard. "I cannot help you," said the Civilized Country, "and your Plight is not so Desperate, after all, as you are about to have the Pleasure of being exterminated by a Co-religionist." Moral: It hurts less to be murdered by a Christian than by a Mohammedan. —Chicago Journal. , A Puzz.lor. A little boy read in a Sunday school paper the story of a missionary hav ing been eaten by cannibals. "Papa," he asked, "will the missionary go to heaven?" "Yes, My son," replied th e father. "And"ill the cannibals go there, too?" qyeried the youthful student. "No," was the reply. After thinking the matter over for come time the little fellow exclaimed: "Well, I don't see how the missionary can go to heaven if the cannibals don't, when he's inside the cannibals."—Troy Times. A Resolution Worth Keeping. The one New Year resolution which ought to be kept above al others is the "no which pledges its maker to pay his debts. If every American would in the current week pay off as much of his in debtedness as it is possible for him to pay, times would speedily become so good that calamity howling would ex pire from sheer shame. —Scranton Tri bune. AI Iter l-'eol. William Tell —She's had many a young man her feet. Miss Spyte—Of ccurße, when she buys a new pair of sheas. —Yonkers States man. , —-• BUIENTIFIO SOBAPS- All the land above sea level would not fill up more than one-third of the Atlantic ocean. Boston's highest tide was April 16, 1851. It rose to 15.66 feet, and was 33 over the coping of navy yard dry dock. Sweden is about to undertake the measurement of a degree of latitude within the Arctic circle. An expedi tion will be sent out in May to make a preliminary survey. It has been recently claimed that iron ships fitted with electric plants suffer rapid deterioration of their pipes having direct connection with the sea, due to electrolytic action. Adding pencils are being made which have a sliding register plate set in the side of the pencil case to be raised by pressing tne point of the pencil against the paper or desk and register any number of points. A Parisian opthalmologist says that the incandescent electric light is the least harmful to the eyes of all arti ficial light. Next comes the light of a good kerosene lamp, after that candles, and the worst of all ordinary gas light. Two Englishmen have invented a pneumatic tire for wagons and bicycles which will not puncture, as only a solid or cushion tire rests on the ground, two small inflatable tubes being set in the bottom of the U shaped rim to back the outside tire. Science announces that the Austrian steamship I'ola has gone to the Red sea for scientific explorations, and will this year cover the ground between Dschedda and Aden. Dr. Franz Steindachner, the ichthyologist, has charge of the zoological work, and observations will also be made in phy sical oceanography. A Good Remedy for Boils. "I never knew what a boil was until recently I have been afflicted with a number of these disagreeable erup tions. I began taking Hood's Sarsa p.irilla and in a short time it purified my blood and the boils entirely dis appeared and I have not had any trouble with them since." CLARENCE HERTZ, Hazleton, Pa. Hood's Pills are easy to take, easy to operate. Cure indigestion, head ache. Home For Williamsport. Williamsport is to have another in dustrial institution, to be known as the Boys' Industrial Home, and is to be connected with the Girls' Industrial Home, oh East Third street. For some time past T. P. S. Wilson, of the Girls' Industrial Home and the City Mission, and several charitable persons of that city, have had the plan for the new home under con sideration. The new home will be erected in the vicinity of the Girls' Home and will cost S4OOO. It will accommodate from twenty-five to one hundred boys. The City Mission Board is at the head of the movement. The present plan is to turn the new home into a toy factory. One Corporation Allowed to Go $6,500,- 000 Short on a Debt to the Govern ment- The administration's dealing with the Kansas Pacific, having agreed to settle a thirteen million debt for half that sum, is regarded as a great vic tory for the jobbers and the corpora tion. At the last moment, after hav ing stood out for full payment, the attorney general telegraphed from Washington to accept the half-pay proposition. The effect of this is seen in the advance of Kansas Pacific bonds from below par in ten days to 115. There is prospect of an inter esting talk over this in Congress dur ing the week. The close alliance of McKinley with the corporation inter est is seen in almost everything that he does in which government finan cial interests are involved against those of the great corporations that elected him. Gratitude is certainly one of the major's virtues, but the people suffer. There has never been a President in our history who has made such a bold dash for a renomi nation by favoring certain great finan cial interests. He believes in protec tion of that kind.— l ittsbiirg Post. Heart Spasms , DR. agrews Curo "for th© Heart a Wonderful Life-Savor. No organ In th human anatomy to-day nrbme diseases can be more readily detected than those of tbo heart—and medical discovery has made thein amenable to proper treatment. 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If you had 2,000 silver dollars to place in piles containing 100 each, your first pie would end with the number 100 ; your second pile would begin with 101 and end with 200, and your 20th pile would begin with 1901 and end with 2,000. It is the same way with cen turies." To give you an opportunity of test ing the great merit of Ely's Cream Balm, the most reliable cure for ca tarrh and cold in the head, a generous xo cent trial size can be had of your druggist or we mail it for 10 cents. Full size 50 cents. ELY BROS., 56 Warren St., N. Y. City. It is the medicine above all others for catarrh, and is worth its weight in gold. I can use Ely's Cream Balm with safety and it does all that is claim ed for it.—B. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn. The first trial trips on the "electric rack railway up the Corner Grat, near Zermatt, were recently carried out in the presence of the inspectors of the Swiss Railway department. The sec tion completed has a length of 1600 meters and a gradient of twelve per cent. The tests were satisfactory, both ; the ascent and descent being effected without the slightest difficulty, the t motors holding the locomotive per fectly to its proper upeed. Starting on the maximum gradient with a fully loaded train was also effected with great facility. A Few Useful Hints- Here are some new things we ought to . know : That chloride of lime spread around wherever rats frequent will abolish them. That a teaspoonlul of vinegar put into the water in which tough meat or fowl is to be boiled will make then tender. That in cutting warm bread or cake a warm knife should be used. That | perfect rest may be had by spreading!, a small sheet on the floor and lying, flat down so that every muscle mayf relax. That by changing your seat} frequently when sewing you will avouM extreme weariness. That a damp clotia will remove dust from furniture fafli ! better than a dry duster. 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