THE COLUMBIAN, HOLIDAY EDITION. NEW YORK LETTER. The old Urn fairy queen of the orig inal JBlack Crook, Pauline Markham is at Tony Pastor's, and so at each of her performances is a group of men in the ftjont row of seats, every man Jack of 'em marked for maturity by width of person or scantiness of hair. These wen go to see what was famous in the 4rly days of their theatre-going, and art tantalized by what seems for ten Minutes a likely chance of disappoint ment. Miss Markham and her com panion enter attired in conventional tftnmer suits of crash and play at be ing stranded burlesquera. Sho comes n later, however, as leader of the Amazons, and then is displayed tho eharms which in part were likened in tho early days to the lost arm of the Venus of Mllo. The) Moild Oraerp Hoteri. While the fashionable world is look ins through the Astoria part of the Waldrof-Astorla Hotel with great in terest, another stratum of society Is watching the progress of a hotel in Bleckr-st., the opening of which will mark a new era in the housing of men ill moderate circumstances. Many at tempts have been made in that di rection, but in nearly every Instance the buildings have either been so ar ranged that they did not attract a de sirable class of people or the archi tecture, decoration or lack of decora tionor general effect was such as to give the house an Institution-like ap pearance, with no semblance of refine ment, comfort or home. D. O. Mills, the builder and owner of the new hotel, which will be known as Mills House No. 1, gave the subject long and careful study before he began kulldtng the hotel, and spared neither time nor expense in making the struct Hre as complete and as nearly perfect as possible. A clean, comfortable room, fur nished with a well-appointed bed, the floor carpeted suj1 the windows cur tained and shaded, for 20 cents a night is only one of the features of the great building, which Is arranged to accom modate In Its ton stories fifteen hun dred guests. Well-equipped lavatories, shower baths and luxurious reading and smoking rooms are at the disposal f the gueets of the house without ex tra charge, and a good restaurant will furnish meals at rates In keeping with lodging charges. Although every thingrooms, maals, and other accom modationswill be furnished at ex ceeding low prices, none of those who patronize the place treed feel that they cJoy a charity, for Mr. Mills wishes it distinctly understood that in building the home he simply desires to give to those who will patronize it the great est value for their money, and he be Meves that even at the low prices Which will be charged the bouse will not only be self-supporting, but will ultimately yield a revenue. Bowery Whiskey U Pure. 1 The morgue keepers of Chatham sqiMire and the Bowery are holding up their heads and scornfully sniffing at the fancy drink mixers who have a habit of twirling their mustaches and maHlilng themselves in the mirrors of the big cafes. TtM man who is responsible for it all its in a little room near the top of the Criminal Court building and picks things apart for the benefit of science nd the health of New Yorkers. Dr. Ernst J. Lederle Is the man.' As chem ist of the Health Board he was direct ed by the Chief of the Division of Foods to analyze the various brands of drink known to the frequenters of the Bowery lodging houses as "Ken nedy's Curse," the "Panhandler's Joy," "Graveyard Booze," and "Bowery Lightning." j Dr. Ledorle spent nine days and nine BighU getting samples of the liquor and finding out what was in it. He stated that he had secured twenty samples of the stuff sold in the morgues of the Bowery at three cents a drink. The analysis showed that the stuff was only imitation whiskey and that it was less harmful than genuine new whiskey. Good whiskey, the doctor stated, contains a certain amount ef fusel oil, while none of this oil was found ia the stuff sold at the Bowery morgues. Fusel oil in large quantities was dangerous, while the stuff sold at three oents a glass was ologne spirits flavored and colored, i "According to the United States Pharmacopoeia," says Dr. Ledorle, "whiskey should contain from 50 to 68 per cent, of alcohol by volume. Of the samples of three-cent liquor I ex-. amined eight contained 45 per cent, of . alcohol, four contained 40 per cent., ve contained 35 per cent., and three i 3 per cent. I found that the flavors j used were peppermint, prune Juice, i vanilla, cinnamon, or bergamot. Cara mel was added to deepen tbe color. None of the flavors or colorings used is deleterious to health. I found all of the samples used free from Injurious or poisonous metals. In two cases the doctor said he act ually found some whiskey in the whinkey. Cyuus Thorp. Information. Tuffolri Knutt threw away the torn scyap of a uewBpaper with which he mid bi amusing himself end languid ly taked: "Wt dees It mean w'en it 3ays 'tho resolution wuz adopted by a rlBln votr " "It p:snn," replied Mosely Wraggs, blliiWna at the sun and rolling a little fiy-;br ovor into the shade of the tree, "It fetus that the vote wuz small at airs, out It kept a rlsln' an' rlsln' till it wnt a majority. If you wouldn't aalt 4uestlons folks wouldn't find out what a bla-ms tool 70a are!" Chloaga Tribune, . CHICAGO'S FEMALE WARING. Mr. A. EmoKn rani's Work In Clonn I big Mi H mIbih CM' Street. I Mrs. A. Emogene Paul la the Her cules in petticoats who has undertake! the task of cleaning the streets of Chi cngo. It is the first time in the his tory of municipal government that woman has been' chosen for such 1 commission. Mrs. Paul took the con tract because in the list of Civil Sor vice ellglblles hor name was at the top and Mayor Harrison reasoned that 1' was not far wrong to have a womai as head sweeper, anyway. He present d his plan to her. ' It was exactlj what she wanted to do, and exactlj what she thought she could do. Shi therefore rolled up her sleeves, tuckel up hor skirts, and one day startled tin town by appearing on Its busiest street at the head of the broom brigade. i ; XRS. PACT ! There is no one in Chicago wlio does not think Mrs. Paul will accomplish what she has set out to do. The town has confidence in her, despite the fact that for twenty years men have failed to keep even the crosswalks passable, or tho alleys better than the byways of an Indian shamble. Mrs. Paul Is not a "new woman." She is plain business from the bottom of her feet to the top of her bead. Her chin is pointed and her head tlp3 back over two squaro shoulders. She is built like a woman who always knows her own mind. Sho wears a policeman's star under her jacket, and she has never hesitated to step into the middle of the road and ask the officer on the beat to stop a scavenger who was sprinkling old bustles and cans from his overloaded cart. Many a baker, making bread with rats in a basement, has been driven from business by her persistent nagging as an agent ef the Health De partment. She has cleaned out scores of unworthy buildings. It has never been recorded that she feared anybody, or hesitated to demand the enforce ment of any ordinance calculated to keep the town clean. . This unique Commissioner of Streets Is a New York woman. She was born in a little village in Monroe County, near Rochester. Her parents had plenty of money, and more. They con cluded to try the West while Mrs. Paul was a young girl. They went first to Rockford, 111., and were prosperous. Mrs. Paul the only girl In the family went to the seminary at Canandal gua, wBere she was graduated with honors, and went back to Rockford to live the peaceful life of a bright coun try girl on a big farm. She was married in due course, and it was all sunshine for a long time, Then the clouds piled up with on a great sweep. She lost her husband, her father, her four brothers all in a few months. Her son followed ths others. This left her without kin on earth, save her mother. She therefore decided to give her life and her ener gies to the good of the race in general, the poor in particular. Mrs. Paul says she la forty-eight years old. Men who know her best ' will believe her. It is not wise for a weak man not to believe her. Sho would argue him off the earth. Sho rides around the main thoroughfares In an old buggy, provided by the May or. She has no theories on cleaning the streets other than the general prop osition that "the only way to do it is to do it, and then keep it done." Sh meets her big gang of men each morn ing and night at the dump grounds, The man who has skipped a pile with his wagon gets his time and an order for his pay at once. The sweeper who has forgotten his crossing finds his head cut off. She finds the trouble with two-thirds of the men sent to her is the prevalent idea that It is a "snap" to work for the city. She will have none of this. She And do you love me as much as you did when we were first married 1 HeOh, more. You have become one of my habits by this time, so to speak. Indianapolis Journal. A PARI8 SUGGESTION. CURRENT COMMENT. Secretary of the Navy John D. Long was recently made a member of ths famous Harvard Custard Pie associa tion. Secretary Long produced the largest pie, which was twenty Inches in diameter. The new recreation pier recently opened in New York at the foot of Hast : Twenty-fourth street has cost $125,000. In winter it la inclosed in glass for con certs and lectures. Judge Pfost of Kansas City, adver tises In the press that in order to stim ulate trade he will give a couple of theater tickets to every bride and groom whom he marries. Shall we hear a bid now from the divorce court Judge of Kansas City At the same time that report says Colorado gold miners are arranging to send their product, in million dollar consignments, by special train to tha Philadelphia Mint, it is also announced that the Australian gold recently re ceived at San Francisco is coming across the continent by registered mall $500,000 In a day the only extra ex pense Involved being the insurance oi its safe dollvery. Tho labor bureau at Washington gives some figures as to strikes in this country between 18S1 and 1891. Tho cost of the strikes in those thirteen years is estimated at 163,807,866, and by those strikes 3,714,406 persons were thrown out of employment The suf ferings, physical and mental, on tho part of the strikers da not, of course, admit of arithmetical computation, but somo idea of their extent can be de duced, with reasonable- accuracy, from the figures that are presented. And that extent must have been frightful. Some admirers of Thomas Moore among the flourishing and ancient Order of Hibernians have mndo formal complaint that the name of their fav orite poet was omitted from the lists of famous men which find a place on the walls of the new Library of Con gress. But tho gay and tuneful Irish man who visited the United States in 1S03 anil could only characterize Ita system of government under Jefferson as "The brute made ruler and the man made brute," could scarcely expect a cordial welcome, even a century later, to an American Pantheon. The United States Circuit Court o! Appeals, at San Francisco, has decided that Tapioca flour is not Tapioca and not flour, but starch, and that, being tho latter and neither of the formsr, it U subject, under the Dlngley l.w, to a duty of two cents a pound. Th consequence of this decision Is that in price of Tapioca flour, which never hi had any other name, in commere?, r.r.d which is a favorite article of food, es pecially of the poor, and starch, an article of necessity to everybody, will be Increased to the consumer In pro portion to the amount of the duty levied. When the Importance attached to education and the amount spent upon it in this country are borne In mind, the policy of admitting from foreign lands a great mass of hopeless Illiter ates presents a singular contrast. Men from countries widely dissimilar from the United States, and unablo even to 'read or write their own language, can not be other than a perilous element. One point to be remembered is that prosperity will rapidly augment the tide of immigration. A glance at the past is proof of that. In the four years ending with 1879, the year of resumption, the largest annual arrival of immigrants was 177,826. In 1880 the number leaped to 467,257, in 1881 to 669,431, and in 1882 to 788,992, which is high-water mark. The better the times the more immigrants, but there is no rule assuring an improve ment in quality. At present the qual ity, in illiteracy and some other ob jectionable features, Is at about the lowest point Practical men who think the chief work of a college la to fill the minds of its graduates with valueless ideas will, perhaps, be convinced by the suc cess of Cornell University in raising potatoes that colleges can cultivate something besides mental abstractions. The college dovoted a portion of Its farm this year to potatoes. It was not the best kind of soil for potato culture, being, like Hamlet's honestr. "Indif ferent," and partof it was given the benefit of fertilizers, while another part was not; but all was treated scientifi cally, the cost of the science applied being rather under than over $20 an acre. The result was that in the un fertilized portion the yield was 300 bushels per aero, and in that which was fertilized 380 bushols per acre. In contrast to these figures it is stated that the highest average yield ever pre viously known in the State was 120 bushels per acre, that the average for this year is estimated at C5 bushels per acre, and that, while rot and blight are general throughout the Atlantic States and have combined to make al most a potato famine this year, tho University's crops show not a trace ol either disease. So much, for "book learning" practically applied. , AMY CATHARTIC 10 5 50 ALL DRUGGISTS 4BS0LUTELY GUARANTEED 7f&!J '2: It toil booklet free. Ail. RTVItMNO Itr.MrilT i n., rhl.-ntn. Ilnntrenl. Tali.. orX.w Tork. JU " A fair face cannot atone for an untidy house." Use tL 1 STOVE NAPTHA, the Cheapest and Best Fuel on the market. With it you can run a Vapor Stove for one-hall cent per hour. Give us a call and be convinced. W. O. Holmes, Bloomsburg, Pa. fcshleman & Wolf, L. E. Wharey, W. F. Hartman, . 1 1 HijJ 1 -Hi mi . T. W. HigtfiQton Katharine L Fokm W. D. tiowclU thoroughly up-to-date periodical for women, will enter upon it thirty-first volume In iM. During the year it will be ai heretofore A MIRROR OF FASHION Paris and New fork Each issue will contain carefully pre- fashions pared drawings of the advance fashions m k 1 j 1 ol ,a" New York. Once a month A Colored Fashion the Baza will issue, free, a colored Supplement fashion supplement. Cut paper patterns j - .. of certain gowns in oach number will be Cut Paper Patterns made a feature. Th.se will be told in A Bi-Weeklr Pattern n"ction with each issue at a uniform c. . ' price. The Baza will also publish bi. oneer weekly, free, an outline pattern sheet. LONG SERIALS AND SHORT STORIES WILD EELEN By WILLI AH BLACK RAGGED LADY By IT. D. HOWLLLS These and score of other equally prominent writers will contribute short stories to the Bazar in 1898, making the paper especially rich ia fiction. DEPARTMENTS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES OUR PARIS LETTER THE LONDON LETTER By KATHARINE DB FOREST By Mrt. POVLTKtY BICFl OiV CLUB WOMEN HUMOR By MARGARET H. WELCH By JOIIV KBSDRKK BANCS There will be aerie, of article, on Etiquette, Music, the oice, Art, the Play, Women and Men, Leaders among Women, Gardening, Housekeeping, life and Health, Indoor Details, etc. 10c, 1 Cop, (Send tor Frat Prospectus) Sub., 14 s Var PMagtfm in tki Vmttd StaUt, Canada, and iftxut. Address HARPER A BROTHERS, Publisher!, New Tork Cll William Black Two famnutauthorswill contribute lone. scnai tiones to 111. UAtARin 1S9S. ine first deals with Scotch and Continental scenes, the second is a story of a young gin, Tcrsatus, ana typically American. Mary E. Wilkin Octave Thanet H. P. Spoffori! M. S). Briaco Mary S. WiiejM Ocura Thsaat wmmmm 1 H v m J j S. K. docket! P Casual Whituey W. D. Howelli feaisftiiT entauon of the world', most interesting and important newt THE NEWS THAT BECOMES history national ana inter national Politics Social and Economic (Jueillont Industrial Enterprise Art and Literature The Whkly will continue to participate in the crest political events of our coun. tnr. It 1 . 1 ..1 . 1. 1 1 ' . - " . i ut stM-iai mna eco nomic questions, and of the development of the mwMU . I.. . :-i ....... , ificiiii curre- apondent in the Klondike region will trace the .tory of the great gold discoveries. LONG SERIALS AND SHORT STORIES Two long serials will appear during the jrcr, lumnouiea ny authors of inter national fame, and will be illustrated. thk urn at B, 8. R. t HOCK ATT THr IHMH IUEP IIKKSITS ausT a-jtiSii a n. eti lit. n 1 11m Snw!sHi. The" "i1. core of "'U!ll,v prominent Jah?i?.Aj!f,b o... rj"er w!" cn'ribute short stories to the Mar. E Wlifln? ' VV ""!-v i. 'M, making the p.p., e.pe aiary t.wilkina ciallynchiufiction. (Jthcrfcaturesarethe DEPARTMENTS AND SPECIAL ARTICLES THiS f USI.'!'?RLD FOREIGN NOTES LETTERS FROM LONDON AMATEUR SPORT B, ARNOLD UMTS B,CASfARWWTsr A SPORTING PILGRIMAGE AROUND THE WORLD ik .'!LeinM reLf lh nW"K "'-'"P" Whitney is on his way around the world. He will visit Siam in search of big game, making his principal hunt from Bangkok. He will visit India and then proce.d to fcurope to prepare urticles on the sports of Germany and France. 10c. a cofy Kund far frit pros fret ui). Subscription ft.00 a yiar. Ptatagtfra in Ikt Uniltd Stalti, Canada, and Mtxico. Adilreaa IllltPKH k ItlliiTlli'ltw pui.it.i.. - .... - , . -.i..iiia,,cn 1 ui ft HIT Csil Sthura J I F, R. Stocktoa at) Henry Jama Wherever- plenty of water is there electric light, heat and power can be generated, whether there be any gjftat quantity of coal or other fuel or not. A waterfall will turn machinery any where, and the machinery will run a dynamo. This use of water power is now extensively made in Central and South America and Mexico, likewise in some of our southern states. In Alaska and on the land route to the gold fields the rapids of the great Yukon and its tributaries might speed ily be utilized to run electric cars and supply power and light as well as heat. It is much to know that wherever water flow is there man has the means of lighting and warming himself and runnii g cars, mills and factories. Pill Price The days of 25 cents a box for pills are numbered. Dr. Ag new's Liver Pills at ten cents a vial are surer, safer and pleasanter to take. Cure Constipation, Sick and Nervous Headaches, Dizziness, Lassitude, Heartburn, Dyspepsia, Loss of Appe tite and all troubles arising from liver disorder. 5 a. 1 Sold by C. A. Kleim. Kipe Old Age. The village of Boalsburg is a place to "live long and be happy in" the Democratic U atchwan says : The aggregate age of a dozen of the resi dents of Boalsbnrg is 1,009 vears, or an average of over 84. Jonathan Tresslcr is 97 years, David Stewart is 85, Major W. II. Miller 85, James Price 84, Mrs. Price 82, Miss Rebecca Sparr 85, Daniel Rohn 82. David Keller 82, Mrs. J. Weber 84, Mrs. John Carper 8r, Mrs. Catherine Woods 82 and Mrs. Jessie Moore 81. They are all all hale and hearty and bid fair to reach the century mark. What do tie Oliildrtm Driak ? Don't give them tea or coffee. Have you tried the new food drink wiled Grain O ? It is delicious and nour'sh ing and takes the plate of coffee. The more Grain O you pive the childten the more health you distribute through their systems. Grain O is made of pure grains, and tastes like choice coffee but cos about the price. All grocers lell it. 15c and 25c. Fine PHOTO GRAPHS and CRAYONS at McKillip Bros., Bloomsburg. The best are the cheapest. THE MARKETS. BLOOMSBURG MARKETS. 00RB10T1O W1IILT. KITA1L rICI( Butter per lb $ 1 Eggs per dozen ,6 Lard per lb... ....... , 0- Ham per pound Pork, whole, per pound ..... . c$ Beef, quarter, per pound , , , . 0- Wheat per bushel i'0q Oats -a Rye " 50 Wheat flour per bbl. ........ 500 Hay per ton ia to $14 Potatoes per bushel, new 8 Turnips " " Onions " " )8J Sweet potatoes per peck. .... Tallow per lb '0 Shoulder " " Side meat " " Vinegar, per qt j0J Dried apples per lb 0j Dried cherries, pitted. , tt Raspberries... )If Cow Hides per lb , , . i Steer " " ' "r! CalfSkin ;8 Sheep pelts , Shelled corn per bus ........ r0 Corn meal, cwt i"e0 " '.SS Chop 0O Middlings " .gj Chickens per lb new I0 ' " " old CO Turkeys " " l2i Geese' " " ,J Ducks " .ol COAL. 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