COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG. PA. n the - PEARLS AND PEARL SHELLS. I fci A VALUABLE SERVANT. LONG-HEADED LINCOLN. jQgg iNMorri Tlmt Are Taken from the Inilmn nnrnn .nil I'emlnn (lulf. To St. Nicholas Capt. H. D. Smith ot the United States revenue cutter ser Th tells of his experiences, "Hunting ft Shells," from the Island of Ceylon to the Dry Tortugas. Capt. Smith Pearl shells are valuable, and fine specimens are hard to obtain. They are found In the Treamotee, Gambler and Trlhual groups of Islands. The choicest come from Macassar; these are the white-edged shells, worth $800 a ton. and from these the finest pearl battons are manufactured. The most celebrated pearl fisheries lie near the coast of Ceylon, the Per sian Gulf and In the waters of Java and Sumatra. The Australian coast tn the neighborhood of Shank's bay and at Roebuck bay furnishes some Tery large shells, some of them weigh ted from two to three younds each. Tna fisheries of Baja, Gulf of Cali fornia, are very rich, France con trolling the gems procured there. The meat of the pearl oyster la readily nought by the Chinamen, who dry the leathery little bivalves or seal them op In cans and ship them to their countrymen In San Francisco. The pearl shells readly sell upon the spot at from $1.50 to $5 per pound . Pearls are of various colors, and In India the red pearls were highly prized by the Buddhists, who used them In adorning their temples. Pearls are formed to protect the shell fish. They art due to a secretion of a shelly sub stance around some Irrltalng particle, and their composition Is the same as Oat of mother-of-pearl. ... A FISH STORY. It. Wm Hnmeilck tor Old Friend unit Moped Without Thorn. Among a lot of golden trout from Sonapee Lake received at the New York Aquarium In December last, there was one fine big brook trout taken from the same water. At the Aquarium the golden trout were placed In a tank by themselves; the brook trout was put Into a tank of Take trout from the Interior of New York state. The golden trout from Sunapee thrived; the brook trout that came with them, now In with the lake trout, did not. It held aloof from the other fish in the tank, and never fed well, and was not Interested in anything. Two or three weeks ago the tank that the lake trout were in waa need ed for something else, and the flah in It were shifted. The brook trout from Sunnpee was put into the tank with the golden trout with which it had been received. From that day It was another fish. It no longer moped away the time off In one corner by rtself, but it lined up with the golden trout, and slashed around the tank with them, and pranced around on Its own account quite at home. It fed well, and was aa chipper as a fish eonld be. and has been so ever since. A New Subwrlber. Say, kernel," he said, as he walked Into the editor's office and stamped about forty pounds of mud off bis boots against the legs of the stove, "I sorter thought I'd take your paper ef - you'd do the square thing." "Why, of course; we are always glad to accommodate our subscribers." "Well, here's a little obituary of Annt Kallne hit's Jes' ten pages o' foolscap, an' won't make much, I reckon." -We'll print it." "An you'll send forty copies of the paper to this 'ere list o' relatives, won't you?" "Yes." "An next week my daughter Scrllly Is goln' to get married. I reckon you'll print a hull lot about that " "Of course; that's news." . "An' say, I've got one of the finest young shotes you ever have saw. 1 want you to come out some day and write up hit" "I shall be glad to do so." "Tou hain't got a dozen or two old magazines whut you's done read a lyln' eround handy, fcev you?" "Tes; here's three or four." "Thanky. Jes' put me down for three months, an I'll hand you the quarter 'long this fall some time." Oriental IMle Driving. In Japan and China, women drive piles for houses and bridges. Their method is interesting. Attached to the hammer block are twenty-seven topee, carried up to the top of the frame and on the outside looking very much like the old-fashioned May-pole. Twenty-seven women hold the ends of the ropes, and with a sing-song all together pull down; up travels the hammer until at a scream, all let go, and down It comes on top of the pile. wnien is unprotected dm a band or ring. This May-pole driver is in gon eral use throughout Japan and Ch'.na. Equal to the Ocmalon. An old lawyer In Paris had instruct ed his client to weep every time he struck the desk with his hand, but for goi ana strucK tne aesK at Uie wrong moment. She promptly fell to sob blng and crying. "What Is the matter with von?" asked the Judge. "Well, he told me to cry as often as he struck the table." "Gentlemen of the Jury," cried the unabashed lawyer, "let me ask you how you can reconcile the idea of crime In connection with such candor and simplicity ?" L'llluBtratlon. llf r Speutiilry, Mrs. Tompkins Why don't make a name for yourself? you Mr. Tomkins (who is the fourth) That's your specialty; you've alroady nana three. New York Hernhl i i Mistress Didn't I tell you, Norah, that I should be at home to no one? Norah Vis, ma'am; but the lady has on jlst the foiuest new hat yes Iver laid eyes on, an' I fought It me Christian Jooty to have ye see it. NOT TROUBLED WITH INSOMNIA. Officer O'Toole Here, yez git a move an yersllf ; yez can't sleep there! Peaceful Powers That's al'rlght. Cap'! Don't yer worry about me; I kin sleep anywhere! Pick-Me-Up. MERE SPEAKING ACQUAINTANCE Nell Who's your friend? Belle He's no friend of mine. "But he spoke to you as he passed." "Yes! He's my husband." Phila delphia Record. A NARROW ESCAPE. II & She Charlie, the engagement ring you gave me has "E. C." marked on it. I hope you were never engaged before. He Never, darling. "E. C." stands tor eighteen carat. MONEY TALKS. -MB Brother James Harriet, Jimmy loves yer, but he's too bashful to tell yer so; he's wlllln' to dewote hlsself to you If you'll on'y say the word. Jimmy (aside) Speak to her of my wealth; tell her I've got a quarter saved up. Money talks. Truth. IN THE FUTURE. Professor Bproutlnl In his daring act ot riding bareback on a horseless car lnito. Flcaro. .. Wfm ;t:.:ti; .:;rs ft' . Ik 1 I . T-" i m a , . i m mjt i ill m I lilialT r,- ir. 1. rff 1 JSWZ An Anecrtiite Showing How He Looked ' Into the future. Perhaps no anecdote ever told of Mr. Lincoln illustrates more forcibly hla "long-headedness" in laying plans, not even that incident when he asked the Jedge" a question In his debate with Mr. Douglas, which may be told as fallows: One afternoon during that Joint de bate Mr. Lincoln waa sitting with his friends, planning the programme, when he was observed to go off In a kind of reverie, and for some time ap peared totally oblivious to everything tround him. Then, slowly bringing his right hand up, holding it a moment In the air, and then letting It fall with quick slap upon his thigh, he sa'.d: "There I'm going to auk the 'Jedge' (he always called him 'the Jedge') a question to-night, and I don't care the ghost of a continental which way he answers It If he answers It one way It will lose him the Senatorshlp. If he answers it the other way, it will lose him the Presidency." No one asked him what the question was; but that evening it waa the turn for Mr. Douglas to speak first, and right In the midst of his address, all at once Mr. Lincoln roused up, ae If a new thought had suddenly struck him, and said: "Jedge, will you allow me to ask you one question?" "Certainly," says Mr. Douglas. "Suppose, Jedge, there was a new town or colony Juat started in some Western territory; and uuppose there were precisely 100 houEe-holdcrs voters there; and suppoeo. Jedge, that ninety-nine did not want slavery, and one did. What would be done about it?" Judge Douglas beat about the bush, but failed to give a direct answer. "No, no, Jedge; that won't do. Tell us plainly what will be done about It?" Again Douglas tried to evade; but Lincoln would not be put off, and he Insisted that a direct answer should be given At last Doug'.as admitted that the majority would have their aA. - way, by some means or ouitr. Mr. Lincoln said no more. Douglas had answered the question as Illinois people would have answered It, and he got the Senatorshlp. But that an swer was not satisfactory to the peo ple of the South. In I860 the Charles ton convention spilt in two factions, and "It lost htm the Presidency," And It made Abraham Lincoln President New York Independent. HOW A SPIDER DISAPPEARS. 4 Wiley Little denture That Cndernlnnd. the Sclcnco uf Revolution. On the borders of the Everglades you often see a large yellow spider. He swings a strong web from two pli ant twigs on each side of a path of clear space of ground and waits for his prey. The web la in the shape of a hammock, and tapers 'at each end to a fine point, though quite broad in the middle. The bright color of the own er seems to mark him out for destruc tionhe is clearly defined against the white sand or dead loaves, and you wonder what he would do for defense In case of attack. Approach quietly and he watches you Intently. Now raise your hand suddenly and he will disappear. While you are wondering what became of him you sec first a blur where he had been, then several spid ers, then you catch sight again of the yellow ball you noticed at first. Re peat the performance and the stage effect Is renewed. The disappearance Is absolute there can be no doubt about it, and the little magician trusts to it entirely for his protection. How la it done? As soon as he Is threaten ed he starts the vibrations of his airy hammock; these become too rapid for the eye to follow, and he vanishes. As these become slower you see a blur, and then several spiders aa the eyes catches him at different points of his swing, until finally he, rests before you. Florida Citizen. A Locomotive'! Health. Locomotives, like human beings, have their ailments, many of which defy the skill of thoee deputed to look after them. We hoar of tired razors, a simple complaint which vanishes af ter a brief period of repose, but loco motives are apt to betray Indisposition oven after a day's rest and much oiling of the various parts. Two good engines may be made on the most approved principle. They may each cost as those of the Loudon and Northwestern rail way do 2,200, and yet one will ex hibit from the first a hardihood of constitution altogether wanting in its companion. A first-class locomotive, of 300 horse-power, costing 2,000, Is expected to travel during Its life 200, 000 miles, or, say, 13,000 miles per an num for fifteen years; yet now and then an engine Is found so Impervious to the Bsaiiults of time rs to bo able In lta old age to do its dally work with all the zeet and vigor of a youngster. Toronto Mall. Klectrlclty and SIiikIiic M. Grainier reports to the- Paris Academte de Medicine that a singing voice may be made more full and clear, less rapidly tired and the quality mui-h more agreeable by tne singer sitting upon an Isolated stpol coupled to the negative pole of a static electric ma chine and breathing the atmosphere electrified by means of a brush elect rode for a short tlm. Chicago Inter Ocean. Mother What did your father say when he saw his broken pipe? Innocent Shall I leave out the wicked words, mamma? Mother Certainly, Innocent Then I don't believe there Is anything to tell you. mamma. Ans wers. . . ..... TOR THE KLONDIKE. Agents Buying the Canlnet to Send to the Cold Fields. TRAINED TO DRAW HEAVY SLEDS. One of the most unique and inter esting projects to which the discovery of the Alaskan gold fields has given birth came to light Thursday when it was learned that the Philadelphia agents of a Seattle firm are purchasing and training dogs in that city for use next spring in the Klondike region. Seventy-two canines suitable for the purpose have been quietly bought up dunng the past three weeks, and are now in training quarters at Gray's lane and the Pennsylvania Railroad, where they are being taught to drive in harn ess and to pull heavy loads. Nego tiations have been closed for ioo more from parties in New York and Boston and for a car load of another hundred from a source which has not yet been divulged. Altogether, the agents ex pect to have 300 well broken dogs ready fcr shipment front Philadelphia by March. Those who are interested in the en terprise as representatives of the west ern concern are J. L. Buck, of No. 331 South Second street, and Fred A. Robinson, of No. 2316 South Trent street. While they are engaged in buying and training dogs at Philadel phia, other agents are operating in Chicago and elsewhere in a similar manner, for it was found that a suffi cient number of canines of suitable character could not be secured in the west. THE KIND OF DOGS REQUIRED. None but large long-haired animals are being used, as small dogs would nol have the strength necessary to drag the sleds and outfits of the miners who will leave for the Klondike next spring, and those with short hair could not stand the cold weather of the Alaskan region. The 72 already se cured are principally Newfoundlands, St. Bernards, shepherds, mastiffs, and other big dogs. Their average weight when ready for delivery after graduat ing from the " Point Breeze Training School" will be about 75 pounds. All of those used will have to be between 1 J and 3 years of age, for younger animals are not sufficiently strong, and older ones have not sufficiently good teeth to masticate the raw meat upon which they will be led upon arrival at their destination. The building in which the canines are being trained was formerly used as the winter stable for horses belong ing to Adam Forepaugh's circus. The present occupants are kept in a big room, 50 by 60 feet, on the second floor, where they are chained about the sides and to posts in the center. They sleep on beds of hay, and are fed twice a day ; once in the morning, and again after their day's work is done. Jealous Rivals Cannot turn back the tide. The demand for Dr. Ag new's little Pills is a marvel. Cheap to buy, but diamonds in quality banish nausea, coated tongue, water brash, pain after eating, sick head' ache, never gripe, operate pieasantly, 10 cents. 44. Sold by C. A. Kleim. Lippincott's Magazine for December, 1897. The complete novel in the Decern ber issue of Liffincott s is " Poor Chola," by Julia P. Dabney, The scene is an unfamiliar one Tineriffe, in the Canary Islands; the story is full of local color, interest and pathos; the plot is far from commonplace. j " ihe Consolation of Gamaliel, by Marion Manville Pope, is the quaint tale of a Missouri farmer whose hu manity extended even to " bugs. " Joseph A. Altsheler, in " The Red Light, deals with a supposed episode of the war of 18 12. The "Dr. Felix" of whom Francis Lynde writes rose from obscurity to local fame and for tune by prescribing for cats and dogs, not knowing that his patients were not human. A timely article on "Gold-mining in North America," from California to the Klondike, comes from George Ethelbert Walsh. Charles Dudley Rhodes, U. S. A., writes with knowl edge and affection of " Uncle Sam's Four-Footed Friends," i. e., cavalry horses and pack-mules. W. A. Curtis inquires, " Who are the Greeks ?" and shows reason for believing that they are really descend from the Greeks of old. A yet more ancient theme, "Egyptians Queens," is handled by Leigh North. "A Forgotten Grace," described by Annie Steger Winston, is that which used to be called Sensibility. Emily Tolman writes on " The Club Move ment among Women," and Francis J ZieL'ler on "Beards and Barbers." The second of Theodore F. Wolfe's papers on "Some Literary Shrines of Manhattan deals with those "About and Above City Hall Paik." The poetry of the number is by Martha T. Tyler, Emma C. Dowd, Calvin Dill Wilson and Madison Ca wein. Just try a 10c. box of Cascarets, the finest Jiver and bowtl regulator ever made. 4 i-iy A KISASONS FOK USING Walter Baker & Co.'s Breakfast Cocoa. Because It is absolutely rure- Because It is not made by the so-called Dutch Process in which chemicals are used. Because beans of the finest quality are used. Because it Is made by a method which preserves unimpaired the exquisite natural flavor and odor of the beans. Because it is the most economical, costing less than one cent 1 cup. Be iure that yon fet the genuine article mede ty WALTER BAKER 4 CO. Ltd., Dorchetter, Men. ElUbllahed I7NO. ! 1 ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO. DEALERS IN Cigars, Tobacco. Candies, Fruits and Nuts SOLI AGENTS FOR Henry Maillard's Fine Candies. Fresh Every Week. SOLE AGENTS FOR F. F. Adams & Co's Fine Cut Chewing Tobacco Sole agents for the following brands of Cigars- Horny Clay, Londros, Normal, Indian Frincos3, ' Samson, Silvor Ash Bloomsburg Pa. IF YOU ARE IN NEED OF CARPET, U1ATTIHTG, or Olli CliOTH, YOU WILL FIND A NICE LINE AT W. M. IBMOWEM 2 ml Door above Court House A large lot of Window Curtains in stock. National Guard Reservation. Recommendations Contained in tho 'Report ot Captain Paxlon." Captain Alexis R. Paxton, Fifteenth Inlantry, U. S. A., attached to the headquarters of the National Guard of Pennsylvania, has forwarded to secre tary of War Alger a statement show ing the condition ot the Ouard. l lie Captain states that the officers have reached out to a character of exer cises which demand annual divisional encampments. Captain Paxton thinks Pennsylvania is rich enough to own a military reservation large enough and ol suffi cient topographical features, adapted to formation, for marches of large bodies of troops, to maneuver for taking up a position for battle and to the development and following up of an attack by the whole division. He reports that the department of instruction in rifle practice has under gone great improvement in the last few years, and that Colonel Asher Miner, of Wilkesbarre, inspector gen eral of rifle practice, has established a standard of honest work, which is looked un to with respect by the w Guard in general. One Short Puff Clears the Head Does your head ache ? Have you pains over your eyes ? Is there a constant dropping in the throat ? Is the breath offensive. These are cer tain symptoms of Catarrh. Dr. Ag- new's Catarrhal Powder will cure most stubborn cases in a marvellously short time. If you've had Catarrh a week it's a sure cure. If it's of fifty years standing it's just as effective. 42. Sold by C. A. Kleim. , . 1 n 1 m 11 - And now a company has been orga nized, with an immense capital, to extract gold from the waters in the ocean. Probably it was the yellow metal that attracted McGinty when he went to the bottom. Rev. Prescott F. Jernegan, of Middletown, Ct. pro fesses to have invented a process whereby he can extract gold and silver from sea water. So far he. has kept the process a profound secret, but it is claimed that m 130 tests made there was no appreciable difference in the quantitative presence of gold and silver in the deep sea brine. The tests so lar have shown, it is claimed, from one-half to one grain of gold to a ton of water, or 75,000,000,000 tons of gold in all the waters of the ocean. The amount of silver is trom one to two grains per ton of water. What next ? There is a Olass of Peoplo Who are injured by the use of coffee. Recently there has been placed in all the grocery stores a new preparation called GRAIN O, made of pure grains, that takes the place of coffee. The most delicate stomach receives it with out distress, and but few can tell it from coffee. It does not cost over a much. Children may drink it with great benefit. 15c and 25c per pacK age. I ry it Ask for GRAIN O. Illl-4td Some people marry bad luck, others inherit it. and FROM INGENIOUS BF.AIN3- Hat pins are prevented from slip ping out of the hat by means of a spiral portion near the head of the pin to screw into the hat after the pin is pushed in. Fountain brushes for painting are made with a socket in place of a han dle, and screw over the neck of a paint can, from which paint feeds through an orifice into the bristles. 'Bicycle pedals are being made with an adjustable extension at the rear to slide into the hollow of the shoe next to the heel and prevent the foot from slipping forward on the pedal. To prevent the freezing of running water in pipes globules of heated air are forced into the pipe at short inter vals to warm the pipes and keep the temperature above the freezing point. A new center board for yachts is hinged to the keel of the boat and controlled by a lever to counteract the tendency of the boat to keel over under the wind pressure acting upon the sails. In a new combined cane and um brella the stick is made hollow to con tain the framework and cover of the umbrella, which are of such shape that they can be closed into a very small space. To prevent the overflow of water in a neT gravity filter a rod runs down ward throuch the valve and ends in a hollow ball, which rises and shuts off the supply as soon as the lower chamber is full. To assist in mending the punctures on the road a spirit lamp is attached to a rod for burning out the puncture holes so the plug will fit, the bicycle pump being used to blow the flame and heat the rod. A new cooking utensil has slots w opposite sides of the interior to sup port a semi-circular vessel having a ball and cover, thus permitting its use for cooking meat and vegetables at the same time without mixing. A combined fountain pen and clinic thermometer has been invented for doctor's use, consisting of a double cylinder with a place for the ther mometer in the inner one and a reservoir between the two to contain ink. To indicate that the contents have been tampered with or that it has been refilled a new bottle has a double neck forming a chamber, in which is placed a paper or other material which will change color as soon as the liquid touches it. Two Pennsylvahians have patented a fruit picker, consisting of a pole wit" the a steel loon at tne top, having upper edge sharpened and bent in ward to cut the fruit from the limD. A loosely woven tube made oforJ; is attached to the under side of tne loop and extends clown to the w end of the pole to break the fall of tne fruit. ' Dr. Agnew's Ointment Cvi Piles. Itching, Bleeding, and Biuw Piles. Comfort in one application. 1 i,e in ihrp n k! nk'lltS. It cure i.utwa ii tin . v w - ---a j all skin diseases in ycung anc A nld. A lu - . . . 1 : nt it never remedy ueyona compaic, -fails! 35 cents.43 Sold by C. A. K.'eim. I L