G THE COLUMBIAN, BLOOMSBURG, PA. f WHY SHE BECAME AN ACTRE88. to. Ilddonn' Motksr a Wldaw, foreed to Taap Lodger aa Mean of Hap port. Here is a a anecdote Mid to have Imo related by Mr. Scott Siddon ber Wttt many years Ago, when a friend Wkad what had Implied ber to go up as the atoge. In the early sixties sbe m living with her mother, the wld m of an Indian ollleer, In a Ken side vil lage. They were very poor, their lodgings were uiore than bumble, ami n girl wan anxiously wondering bow he could contribute to the support of fitt little family. The problem was n bard one, for In those days the "pbore" of women was smaller than w, and their opportunities to make uoocy were not numerous. Mean while ber Immediate duty was to try ft make the shabby rooms plensant and nmellke. While engaged in this task the discovered that an old chiffonier which stood In one corner of the sitting room had only three legs. Tbe mlss to fourth member bad been replaced by a onimpWl-up newspaper, which, lodging from Its dusty condition, had Dot been disturbed for many years. Kery Slddons removed the paper, ftxmd that It waa a very old copy of Baa Annual Keglster, and on glancing arer it found a long article detailing Bk triumph of her greatgrandmother In some long-forgotten play. The girl decided that this was a "lending," and Mt once resolved to seek fame and for tune a an actress. Being beautiful and Intelligent, she soon obtained a nance to test ber histrionic abilities, and won enough of success to raise ber mother and herself to what, com ared with her previous state, seemed almost like wealth. New York Times. A BEAUTY'S FACE ON A BANKNOTE. lM Blabs, a Uandaoms Actrsu, OlTsn this Distinction. Tbe proverbial repute for gallantry which the Hungarians have enjoyed Bkiough tbe centuries Is being demon rtmted with a vengeance these days by the Austro-Hungflrian States Bank of Budapest. Its ultra-gallant director Baa Induced the Government to permit ttte engraving of vignettes of the lead big soubrettes and chanteuses of the sountry on Its thousand gulden notes. Director Gustav Kautz Is an ardent otary of the histrionic art, and adores toe celebrated Hungarian prima donna, Mine. Lulse Hliilm. Her radiant coun tenance, which, despite her advancing gears, Is still ravlshingly beautiful, has been selected as the first to be en jraved on the thousand gulden notes of WOT, which have already been Issued. There Is no doubt that the scheme will tbLTease the circulation of the bank oteg, as all the scions of nobility and all the dudes and dandles of the Slavic aaetropolis will be anxious to be able to boast of the iiosseHKlon of one or more at these notes, for lime. Blaha, who baa personified nearly all the great dramatic conceptions of Hungarian nUywrlghts, Is perhaps the most popu lar woman of the thrifty kingdom, he Is accustomed to homnge In the Qperlatlve, but this excels any eulo gies ever bestowed upon her. In fact, be Incident stands alone In history. lew York Journal. Vlotorla'a Reward to Musical Art lata. When a singer has been commanded Windsor her Majesty does not, as a die, send a check as a return for the Bteasure she has enjoyed. Instead, she Ibrwards gome useful or pretty gift. Mine. Albani is frequently tbe recip ient of books, Jewels, framed photo graphs, Scotch plaids, shawls, &c, and M. Jean de Keeske, Johannes Wolff and Signor Toste are all pos Sfjsora of costly pins, bestowed on ttem by the sovereign. When Mmo. Fattl last appeared at Windsor she re ahred a very beautiful diamond and sapphire brooch, and when Mme. An toinette Sterling sang before tbe Queen she was presented with an ex 4taite silver tea service, upon which tbia amiable lady of quaint remarks la avid to have exclaimed: "I havepro idd for her Majesty's aesthetic, and aba provides for my temporal enjoy- London Figaro. Mouths of Soma .tilniala. Tbe largest mouth, proportioned to Ibe atae of tbe animal. Is that of the bog. Tbe mouth of the leech is a pow aflat Backer, which wtll sustain many llama Its weight. The tongue of the and the frog la prehensile. By of it these anluala seiao and bald their prey. The mouth of the lobular is small, and be must tear bis food to pieces with, his claws before be can devour It Tbe mouth of tbe aetopua Is In tbe center of his body la provided with a beak closely abllng that of a parv.t. The teeth f fish, like the teeth of most aul mLs, are not fastened to the bone, but ate held in sockets. An Achievement Explained. He was a little eurty-balretj, rosy ahaakad mem bur of a boy cbolr. He bad been having some trouble with a high note, but on this occasion sang it awt with a clearness and vigor which orniiaed and delighted all his fam ily. That wua splendid," said tbe l-adr f tb choir. "You have been taking any advice aud practising." "No, I haven't practised It" "I doot understand bow else you ac auattplMbed it" "'Wall. Ill tell you. Just before I aauM to that noto I shut my eyes and uMMae believe I was at a ball game and aaw Cartwrlght steal a buae." Wash ington. Star. Win Frveaatlon. "You little rapBcalMon! What you tone wlv do milk?" "An ah wanted t' burry, mammy, w' so'a I wouldu't spill de milk ah frank If" WES THAT WEIGH A TON. tfeabjr Pal la In tha HiMt of Making and Rating Thrro. This country has long been pleased to consldeT Itwlf the land of pies. But, is a matter of fact, a certain region of tbe English county of Yorkshire pro Juees pies beside which no American ?le would dure to make Its appearance for very shame. Denby Dale periodically make pies weighing a ton and upward. There was a pie last summer which weighed nly fifteen hundredweight. The last Denby Dale pie was made, looked, carved and distributed ouly last summer, In celebration of the Jubilee of the repeal of the Corn laws. The meats of which It wos composed ivelglied nearly fifteen hundredweight. Half a ton of steel plates went to form the dish In which It was lmked, and the Sour for the crust added an equal weight. The oven that received this burden of nearly two tons measured thirteen feet In length by nine feet In width and two feet In depth. When alcely browned, the giant pie, gnyly lecked with flowers and guarded by mounted police, wb drawn In proces sion by fourteen horses to the place of feasting. Here, at a fixed hour, It was solemn ly carved with a knife close uion three feet long and a fork of proportionate ize, and served on commemoration plates to all persons who paid for the privilege of thus tasting It. Tbe eda ;lous crowd numbered thousnnds, and few returned from the scone of festiv ity without a souvenir. That was the sixth big pie to delight the epicures of Denby Dale. The first, which dates back more than a hundred rears, was Intended to mark the thank fulness of the Inhabitants for the re covery of George III. from mental de rangement Nearly thirty years elapsed before another event occurred worthy jf such signal regard. This was the battle of Waterloo. The oldest inhab itant cannot recall the Waterloo pie, but It was, no doubt, a famous affair, for, when another generation had come to maturity, it found a pattern for the great pie of '40, by which Denby Dale testified satisfaction at the repeal of the Corn laws. New York Journal. LUCK OF A BRIDESMAID. tie Caught the lirldn'a Ilonqitet and IMa ooTorcd a Profitable Occupation. Under ordinary circumstances, paint ing flowers in water colors Isn't a ource of Immense profit Neverthe less, there Is a girl In Boston who Is reaping a rich harvest from it It nil began in this way. The young artist was one of the bridesmaids at the wed ding of a wealthy friend; and was the lucky one who caught the bride's bou quet when It was thrown to tbe maids. The Idea occurred to her that It would be a graceful thing to make a sketch of the bouquet and give It to the bride; and being clever with her brush and having a keen sense of artistic possi bilities, she succeeded in combining the rather stiff bouquet, a fan, a pol ished table, and a shimmering pale I green scarf Into a delicious bit of color and sentiment The bride was In ecstacles. So were ber friends. Soon one of the brides maids needed bridesmaids of her own. It wasn't tbe artist, In spite of ber luck In catching the bouquet. This bride refused to be happy unles she, too, could nave a sketch of her bridal bou quet. The artist charged a good price this time, and, to ber surprise, found herself the originator of a social fad. She became as much a part of a swell wedding as the caterer, florist, or bridegroomt Being gifted with a share of the wisdom of the serpent she saw that the thing was too good to last, and that the opportunity must be improved while It did last, so she boldly put ber prices up to a most extravagant figure. That only set the seal upon her popu larity, and made her still more neces sary to a wedding. She momentarily expects the frost to strike her, but meanwhile, she gathers her harvest of shekels and sings hymns of praise to the ancient and honorable liuttitutiun of matrimony. New York Sun, A Conaln by Adrpt'on. A correspondent of the Bookman suggests an Incident about Irving that Is novel and Interesting: That Irving waa a friend of the Knickerbockers of Scbaghtlcoke Is well known, but not I think, the reason why he adopted himself Into the family. While Har mon Knickerbocker, who was pre sumably upon intimate terms with Irving, was a member of congress, he had occasion to present Irving to President Madison, and in so doing facetiously introduced htm as Ida "cousln-german, Diedrich Knicker bocker, from old Hchaghtlcokw." Irving was rather taken aback, but tbe so briquet so took his fancy that he made use of It as a pen name when he wrote his famous history of New York, In which, he refers several times to bis "cousin tho congressman." Monkey aa an Imitator. At Cheltenham, England, there Uvea a retired Admiral and his wife, who have a favorite monkey. One day re cently tbe lady, bearing a strange noise in tbe dttnlng room, looked In to see what It was. Tbe sight which met her eyes was a ludicrous one. Seated in the armchair, with the Admiral's smoking cap on bis bead, and the Ad miral's spectacles ou his nose, waa the monkey, and In bis hand was tbe opon newspaper, which ho shook aud pat ted, whllo ho Jabbered and ' gesticu lated with great emphasis at tho cat, which lay blinking on tho hearth rug. It was a oiever and carefully studied Imitation of the testy old Admiral's tone and manner when reading to bis wife some passage frstu tbe newspa per which uxtdtod his wrath or Indlg Rag pickur worth $100,000 "LOOKING BA0KW4RD" PARTIES. lust the Entortainmtnt for a Summer Frolic. There is no form of summer enter tainment equal to a "backwards" party for genuine fun and ceaseless merriment. It may be held in the parlor and on the verandas where there are restrict ed pounds around the house, and the parlor floor or a platform made on the law.i serves for dancing, though the grass, il closely mown, is as good a place as any. As this is the day of Colonial so cieties and renewed interest in ye long ago, the "backwards" party will have an extensive vogue this season in country house entertainment, ow ing its popularity to this spirit of the times. The dresses are made in any quaint style one lancies, of flowered chintz, calico, lawn, dimity or white goods. The "backwards" party mem be.., must wear simp'e rustic gowns, not fine si":s and brocades, because with them they don sunbonnets, whether the party be held in the afternoon or evening, and the man ner of wearing these gives the reason for the party's name, as all the girls must put their bonnets on backward. Two narrow slits are cut in the back of the bonnet to look through, but none for nose or mouth, as the back is loose, and admits of breathing freely under the curtain In this way, wien the bonnet is tied on, the back of the wearer's head shows where ber face is expected to be, and in walking oi ward and in dancing she seems to L,e going one way and her head another, while, in fact, she does not :evetse her movements at all. The identity of the girls is lost to a most mystifying extent, even without powdering the back hair, for people must be very much interested in each Cher to -emember the exact color of the hair. It is extremely laughable to see the couples in a quadrille bowing to each other, and scarcely less so to watch the wa'tzers. It adds greatly to the jollification for tne men to wear the bonnets, too, and then the girls are also mystified about their partners. The supper is served rather late, as the bonnets must, of course, come off '" en, and are not resumed lor the fev after dances when the mismatch ed young folks make matters straight again, vowing they krew each other all the time, while secretly conscious that they have been making love to Maud for Mabel all the evening. Some make the bonnets to match their dresses, off the same piece, while others have a contrast. Sunbon nets may be bought ready-i.iade at the large stores for a quarter percale ones ; but for a backwards party those made of plain blue, pink or lavender lawn, with a ruching of the same around them are coolest and prettiest. The idea may be adapted to dress ing in character to represent notable Colonial dames of the " backwards" period ; and whoever proposes this reversed bonnet frolic at a large sum mer hotel will be pronounced the author of the most successful merry maW.ig of the season. Eternal Vigilance Is the price of perfect health. Watch caretully the first symptoms of impure blood. Bure boils, pimples, humors and scrofula by taking Hood's Sarsa parilla. Drive away the pains and aches of rheumatism, malaria and stomach troubles, steady your nerves and overcome that tired feeling by taking the same great medicine. Hood's Pills are the best family cathartic and liver tonic. Gentle, relia ble, sure. Governor Signs New Laws. Two Reform Measures Receive the Execu tive's Approval. Governor Hastings signed concur rent resolutions on Thursday diiecting Captain Delaney, Superintendent of Public Buildings and Grounds, to fur nish the Speaker of the House, Presi dent pro tern, of the Senate, Chie Clerk and Resident Clerk of the House and the Speaker's clerk with the desks and chairs used by them during the late session. These bills were approved : Empowering the Burgess and Town Council of any borough to annex ad jacent lots or outlots or other tracts of land on the petition of a majority of the freehold owners. Relating to a..i Javits of defense and authorizing judgment io be entered for a portion of a claim where there is msufhcient evidence. Providing for the incorporation of associations for receiving and holding property, real and personal, of and for unincorporated religious, benevolent, charitable, educational and missisnary societies and associations and execut ing trusts thereof. Making the proceedings of thi De partment of Pennsylvania, Grand Array of the Republic, a part of the public records of the State. Authorizing tunuel companies to charge for sewerage run thiough their property. rroviuwg a penalty ot not more than $too fine or two years' imprison ment in case of the failure of County Commissiones to comply with the act to protect timber lands from fire after demand made "pnn them by the Com missioner of Forestry, and providing lor the Commonwealth bearing part of the expenses incurred under this act. To provide a more equitable meth od of distributing the public school appropriation. The reform measures lo prohibit the payment of any occupation or poll tax of any elector by any person other than the elector, and to prohibit the assessments of and demands for contributions from the officers and employes of the State or county. Creating a State Bureau of Mining in connection with the Department of Internal Affairs. Authorizing the transfer of whole sale or retail liquor licenses from one person to another and from one place to another. Authorizing the Auditor General to prescribe the forms and requirements of vouchers's monthly and quarterly returns and statements of county offi cers and institutions receiving State aid and to appoint expert accountants to examine such accounts. Providing for the weighing of coal as it corners from the miners and be fore screening. To protect the lives and limbs of miners from the danger resulting from incompetent miners in the anthracite regions, and to provide for the exami nation of persons seeking employment as miners in the anthracite region. Providing the manner in which damages sustained under the act of June 26, 1895, relating to the acquir ing of private property for park pur poses. Taxing banks and trust companies. Authorizing County Commissioners to transfer and cover into the general fund of counties any money now plac ed to the credit of any city, borough or township for taxes uncalled for during a period of ten years, a Scentics Turn Believers and are Cured. " When I read that Dr. Agnew's Catarrhal Powder could relieve Catarrh in 10 minutes I was far from being convinced. I tried it a single puff through the blower afforded instant relief, stopped pain over the eyes and cleansed the nasal passages. To-day I am free from catarrh." B. L. Egan's. 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Torbert Ganges, the aged colored man who hgured prominently in the arrest of Wallace Burt, the half-breed Indian murderer of the aged Rightley couple, in Northampton County, a couple of years ago, died at the alms house early Friday morning. Ganges at the time of Burt s arrest lived on the outskirts ot Morrisville, and gave the officers the information that led to the murderer's arrest in his hiding place, in the swamp. He was one who secured a portion of the $1000 reward offered for the arrest and con viction of the murderer. About a year ago Ganges was con victed of stealing chickens, and had been serving sentence in the county jail until a few weeks ago, when he was removed to the almshouse for treatment, upon the recommendation of a commission arwointed bv the Court. J w Just try a 10c. box of Cascarets. the finest liver and bowel regulator ever made. 4 i-iy Republican "Miad dure." Republicans are straining their eyes to catch the first grimmer of light from the dawn of prosperity which they promised the people if their candidate for President should be elected. And now the Kansas City Journal sends its clarion ringing through the dark ness announcing that it enn almost see something. lh;s announcement is couched in the following vigorous sentences: " Times never became so good that an occasional bank doesn't ji&tf "A perfect typ or tw mgnw oraer or txrfiience in mannfactTiri' " ft. Walter BREAKFAST COCOA I B aura that you get the gcnulna article, made at WALTER Eitabllahed Cl i;o. M ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO. DEALERS IN Cigars, Tobacco. Candies, Fruits and Nuts SOLE AGENTS FOR Henry Mail lard's Fine Candies. Fresh Every Week. SOLE AGENTS FOR F. F. Adams & Co's Fine Cut Chewing Tobacco Sole agents for the follow-In.- brands 0? Cigars- Honry Clay, Londros, Normal, Indian Princess, Samson, Silver Ash Bloomsburg Pa. ftidefi Iow knd Gtood Wofk. 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BKQWIM 2nd Door above Court House A large lot of Window Curtains in stock. go under or a business firm fail The rarity of these happenings at the pres ent time is substantial evidence that prosperity is dawning." The millions of wage workers in the United States unable to secure anything to do, or toiling like slaves for starvation wages; the thirty thousand striking tailors in the city of New York, doomed to a life of servitude or a death of horror; ' the farmers all over the land raising crops that will not pay the expense of raising ; the merchants whose shelves are loaded with goods they cannot sell, ' will not see cause for congratulation in our esteemed contemporary's dis covery. Another Republican journal grundly announces that if every man in the United States would think pros- perity had returned it would be with us. This is a brilliant application of 1 the "mind cure" to financial afflictions. ! By all means let us "play we are rich." What is the use of endeavoring to dis cover the cause poverty when we can simply think it out of existence? Isn't I it about time for Republicans to cease ; their criticisms of the " vagaries of Populists " and the "folly of the silver I craze?" Surely imagination is a much ' less substantial basis for prosperity j than good, sound silver dollars. Under ' xvcjmuui-uii uuiiuiubirauou me uawn of prosperity will never, but the banks and the business men will continue to do so until gold monopoly is wiped t u 1 : j :.. . 1. , t out and bimetallism placed in its stead.y-.v. Skin Eruptions Cured for 35c. Eczema, Tetter, Salt Rheum, Bar ber's Itch, all itchinc and burninu skin diseases vanish when Dr. Ag new's Ointment is used. It relieves in a day and cures quickly. No case of Piles which an application will not comfort in a few minutes. Try it. 35 cents. Sold by C. A. Kleim. Baker & Co.'s H: Absolutely Pure Delicious Nutritious. Costs Less than One Cent a Cup. 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The rate of $100 New York, Brooklyn, Newark, Trenton, Philadel- phia, Ilarrisburg, Baltimore and Wash ington covers railway and boat w for the entire round trip, parlor-car seats, meals en route, hotel entailment, tiansfer charges, carriage hire t" fact, every item of necessary expense. For detailed itinerary, tickets, or any additional information, address Tourist Agent, Pennsylvania Railroad Company, 11 $6 Broadway, New York; 860 Fulton Street, Brooklyn ; or Geo W. Boyd, Assistant General Passen- crfr Arnt Ttnw.I Sll-HPt RtatiOll. 1 adelphia. 2l It is your duty as well as privilege to look young as long as you can- Wn. way to do so is by dressing your m with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It causes the hair to retain its color and fullne to a late period of life, and keeps scalp in good, healthy condition.