IVASllliNUTOiN AUiivr It la fortmmte for tho jmwc flnd comfort of a now rromiilciit ilmt tlm custom of retaining wrtaln oinidoypa f the Kxccutlve Mansion from admin (titration to ailmlulatratlou in an cstiib II shod one. Many of the stuff at the White IIouso have been tbi-r for yeurs, some of them dating their ternm of service back to General (Sraiit'i first AdmlnlHtratlon. It In only the personal servants who are chunked, and some of these have grown old In their places. W. L. I'rttden, the assistant fmti' tarv, and Colonel William II. Cro.. the executive elurk, with three or f-nir of the clerks tinder them, have juissi-d more than a quarter of a century at i the President's house, and to their ex ecutive ability and deep knowledge of nfTiilrs are due the smoothing with which Its machinery la run. When ch.inse In Presidents occurs, their l-uu pxpfrleiice Is of Incalculable value, and during the first few months nf :in Bdtnliilstrntlou as well, when liot'.i tin; President and his secretary are unac customed to the work. mm&$& OS mil I'lMiE'W"'''0 SECRETARY SHERMAN'S RESIDENCE. . In the official household Mr. l'ruden and C!olotiel Crook rank next to the President's secretary, and are his ex ecutive officers. Mr. 1'ruden lins charge of the numerous hills, and is the President's messenger to Congress. Colonel Crook Is the paymaster of the house and looks after the illes; but be sides their roBtlne duties they are Inrth looked upon as oracles in olllclal mat ters, and are consulted on all dilllcult questions. There were at the capital during In auguration week the daughters of three Presidents: Mrs. Semide, the daughter of President Tyler; Mrs. Sartoris, the daughter of President Grant, and Mrs. Stanley-Hrown, Pres ident Garfield's- only daughter. There was also present Mrs. Harriet Lano Johnston, the uiece of President Bu chanan, who, lxth while her uncle was Minister to the Court of St. James and while he was Chief Executive, presid ed over his household with dignity and grace. Presideut McKluley has had some trniulug lu the business of seeing men and women who called upon hi m to 'pay ttielr respects," but ho la just now finding out for the first time what it Is to be asked to listen to the Impor tunities of those who seek ofUce. The office seekers are losing no time. They were at the White House In shoals on Friday morning, aiid at times they con tributed to the crush ou the stairway from the main floor to the President's office on the floor above. While th de partments are still In need of new As sistant Secretaries, and the chances of appointment are open the patriot who Is pnepared to give up lucrative prl .vatc business la order to be able to serve his country in Washington will bo very buoyant. The pretexts with which some of the men of this class refer to their search are entertaining because they are so old. while the makers of them congratulate them selves that they are new aud original. Cue Nw York man, who would not be quite satisfied with anything less than an Assistant Secretary's place, tells those who speak to him about his am bition that he does not care much for ofllce holding for tho sake of the fame or the emoluments of tho office. 'I bave a great admiration for the Pres ident," he says, "conceived when ho was lu Oougress. I know that ho will have a task quite herculean. A Re publican win do nothing more useful or patriotic than to relieve the Pres ident of some of his labor by sharing It. I am willing and auxlous to be a burdeu bearer." But this gentleman, who Is a lawyer, whose experience ought to have made him a valued ad viser, seeks to bo a burden bearer at a salary of $4.00 or -,B00 a year. Tin-re are no would-be "burden bear ers" who have announced that they would prefer to rake places without salary than bo disappointed In becom ing helpful to President McKluley. Of resurrected persous there Is a goodly number. They will vex the President greatly, for, having once lield ofllce, and having had the expe rience required in obtaining It, they are more artful than the tyro. The Minister u bioad who seeks reappoint ment to his old ost ami who brings recomuinudatiousfroiu the nation to which he was accredited is at once too proud and diplomatically indiscreet, for the State I)epnrtment docs not like TLey are apt to be taken as Indicating that i in- ,i. lUL-u-r i....-, ui, ' own popularity too strictly. Sksatou. A "recent visitor to the drawing rooms of royalty and tho Kugllsh aris tocracy" reports that the book most to-be seen there is Mrs. Ella Wheeler Wilcox's poems. CURRENT COMMENT. Bam Jones's price for fighting the devil Is $2,000 per month. When we consider the time Sam has been en gaged in the business and the fact that the devil Is still doing business at the old stand, it would seem that his charges are rather steep. Pittsburg Is to bave Illuminating tas at 50 cent jer thousand feet, and tin) men who will supply It are not In the business for Its hygienic advan tages, cither. They are eccentric enough to believe that a profit of 20 or 30 per ceut on their investment will warrant them In going Into tho enterprise. Two more convicts In Auburn have gone Insane through the Idleness en forced fa them by tho labor unions, and may therefore become permanent charges ou tho public. Take these prisoners out and set them to werk on the roads. Then something will be got out of them, and the labor unions as well as other people will be the bet ter off. When the Kansas legislature com pletes the task of giving "statutory force" to the Ten Commandments, It should go ahead and promote public health by passing a law to make ill ness a penal offense. 15y the same to ken it might improve the general wel fare by enacting a bill to make drought a misdemeanor and a thun der storm a breach of the peace. Some of Chicago's experimental philanthropists pniose that all va cant lots in that city shall be turned over to the poor for the cultivation of beans. Tlic bean Idea Is merely a va rlatlon of the Piugree potato scheme. It Is worth trying, however, and If It brings the bean pots of the East into closer relationship with the mess pork of the West, It will develop into a solid Institution. Secretary of State Palmer of New York has completed his report to the Legislature showing the crimlual sta tistics of the state, as reported to him by the clerks of sixty counties. Tho report, which Is purely statistical, shows, so far as recorded, convictions for crime which prove that the people of this state are growing better, aud that crime is ou tho decrease, as com pared with tho record made In 1805. To one who loves the study of na tions the evolution of national charac ter and the shifting of he world's controllng Influences, surely Spain to-day must open a field unexampled in modern times for tragic interest. Long removed from friction with either tho constructive or destructive politics of Europe, blessed In natural resources and rich In tradition, she has continued steadily a victim of her self, rather than of her enemies. Experts estimate that 73 per ceut of the silks now worn by American wom en are manufactured In this coun try. If this Is correct. It indicates an enormous expansion of what Is every where regarded as one of the most difficult aud exacting of all textile In dustries. It has taken Infinite care and expense to establish American silks In public favor, but the fact that it has been done is a positive triumph for the methods employed lu the man ufacture and treatment of those fab rics In this country. More thau 3,000,000 persons in the famine-stricken districts of India are new subsisting on public and private charity, aud this nuiubttr will probab ly be Increased to 5,000,000 before the leglunlng of June. The relief ren dered by tho government Is Inade quate, but It is draining the resources of tho country so completely that a loug period of Industrial and and busi ness depression must necessarily eu sue after the present distress has passed away. Tho combined effects of famine and plague will be to brlug upon India the severest and most pro tracted Interval of financial hardship she has ever experienced. Tho Brooklyn Eagle, Democratic, says: When Gen. Stewart L. Wood ford said lu Wushlugtou yesterday that he txdieved that the appointment of Mr. llllss would be satisfactory to Republicans of all shades lu this state, he justified the confidence which Ids friends have lu his ability to do and say the right Uilng at the right time, If Gen. Woodford had been unable to recognize the merit of a rival, and had not had sufficient self -control to speak courteously of that rival lu the hour of his success, ho would have been uu llt for tho ofllce to which lie aspired. Such conduct as this conserves civil ization. It makes It easy for men to work together Cor the general good, because It shows that rho general good Is what we care for more thau for personal advancement. Wo aro headed In tho right direction, and tho time will soon come when men can strive for ofllce without believing that the other man is a villain. Difference of opinion does not Involve moral ob llqutly, nor does tho availability of a man for a certalu oflleo prove that other men would not fill the office Just as well. THE COLUMBIAN, THE VEST NfiWEST WOMAN. The Obtervod of All at She Painted a Sign on a Theater Wall. " Hullv cee. but she's pot her nerve with her !" A volley of chafT and comment was bandied to and fro over that inter section of Broadway and Seventh avenue known as Longacre the other afternoon. The cause ? Only a woman painting a sign, but the sign was well up on the wall of Czar Oscar Hammerstein's Olympia. It told of joys to come for the patrons of vaudeville when the chaste humor of " Silly's Dinner " shall have yielded place to the classic features of " Mrs. Radley Barton's Ball or, Greater New York." May be it was the subtitle that caught the crowd. Anyhow the broad expance of street was lined hour after hour with curious spectators. The woman was young and by no means ill looking. On the lofty pin nacle formed by a staging with a pro tecting canvas she worked as placidly and indifferently as it secluded in a studio and the crowd was miles away. Curves, flourishes and ornamental designs ol all kinds grew under her brush and elicited favorable comment from the gamins and newsboys. But she worked heedlessly on. She was New York's latest new woman. ATcio York Journal. What use is there in eating when food does you no good in fact, when it does you more harm than good, for such is the case if it is not digested ? If you have a loathing for food there is no use of lorcing it down, for it will not be digested. You must restore the digestive organs to their natural strength and cause the food to be di gested, when an appetite will come, an 1 with it a relish for food. The tired, languid feeling will give place to vigor and energy j then you will put flesh on your bones and be come strong. The Shaker Digestive Cordial as made by the Mount Leba non Shakers contains food already di gested and is a digester of foods as well. Its action is prompt and us effects permanent. Doctors prescribe Laxol because it has all the virtues of Castor Oil and is palatable. A Revolutionary Soldier's Children. There are now living m this State five children of Colonel Gasaway Watkins, who served as an oflicer of the Maryland line throughout the revolutionary war. They are John S. Watkins, who represented Howard County in the Maryland Senate, no tably in 1 86 1 during the session at T-" 1 1 . - . . . rreaencK ; Mrs. Caroline Watkins. widow ; Mrs. Margaret Gassaway Warfield, widow of Albert G. War field ; Mrs. Albina Clarke, widow of William Clarke, all of Howard County, and Mrs. Priscilla Kenlv. wife of George T. Kenly, of Baltimore city. they are all hale and hearty and can recount manv interesting reminis cences of the revolutionary war as toiu to tnem Dy their heroic lather, who lived to see all his children grown. Baltimore Sun. Costs io Cents But worth a dol lar a vial This is the testimony of hundreds who use Dr. Agnew's Liver Pills They are so sure, so pure, so pleasant and easy acting. The de mand for this popular Liver Regula tor is so great it is taxing the makers to keep up with it. Sold by C. A. Kleim. An Aid to Find One's Hat. We have all seen men standing in perplexity before the hat stand distractedly into a hat, trying it on, anu men replacing it on the hook with a murmur of " No, this is not mine," and repeating the operation helplessly until the familiar covering was fonnd. Black felt hats do look very much alike, so to enable the owner to distinguish hi s own at a glance some clever person has invent- eu a stiver nat piate. This is a strip of the precious metal about two inches long, more or less ornamented,' and with a space in the middle where the name can be en graved. It has two sharp points at either end, one set pivoted in a very ingenious way, by means of which it can be fastened to the leather lining of the hat, and easily removed when it is necessary to transfer it to a new one Harper's Bazar. asy to Take asy to Operate Aro features peculiar to Hood's Pills. Small in size, tasteless, ufUclout, thorough. As one man sulil: " You never know you huvu taken u pill till it is all over." alio. C. I. Hood & Co., Proprietors. Lowell. Mass. Pills The only pills to take with Uood'i i BaraaparHla. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE COLUMBIAN BLOOMSBURG. PA. COULD NOT UT THE HOST PPTIHG OiSHES. Many Days Without any Food at All-Cen Eat Four Squaro Meals a Day Kcw-TIn Cause of tho change. From theLeailtr, Tor thfl restoration ef an appetite wlili-li has bred Impaired or lost through sickness, no remedy can compare in eftVetlvenesswilh Dr. Williams' Pink Tills for l'ale I'cople. This statement is substantiated by the expe rience and declarations of men and women with whom these pills have become a tfotisc hidd mcdieino. Among the many who eau offer testimuny to this particular properly of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills is Oorffe Mnrshull, Jr., who Hires at Xo. 1!) Norwich Street, Cleveland, Ohio. Mr. Marshall is a news Kent on tho Lake Shore and Micliiifim Southern Railroad, and his territory extends from Cleveland to Toledo. I,ike thousands of others who owe their health and vior to Dr. Williams' Pink Pill, Mr. Marshall never hesitates to sing Hieir praises. In his rase it was neeessary to use only a few boxes of tiie pills to restore him to the full pons ion of bodily health. His digestive) organs had become ill most useless through n Ion; and serious 'illness, but in a mirprisiir-ty brief period, through tho agency nf tins wonderful medicine, they wero capable of again performing their functions in n regu lar and perfectly satisfactory manner. In narrating his experience with tliein Mr. Mar hull said: " Last uprins; I was taken fick with inflam matory rheumatism, and my entire system was affected. To reliuvo tho Rurt'crinir it was necessary to paint me with iodine. After three months treatment I became con valescent, but tho attack hud supped my strength and left me extremely weak and feeble. I could scarcely iitlun urinor a leg. This wes-knuss permeated my entire system, and applied us well to my stomneh and di gestive apparatus ns to my limbs. I soon discovered that I bad lost uiy appetite almost Something for the Children from 6 to 60 Years. ECTIOPIIONIE. When Edism invented the phono graph, which reproduces the human voice, it was considered the greatest invention of the age and so it was. Just think a moment: Human voices, bands of music, songs of all kinds, speeches and lectures by great statesmen reproduced by these ma chines. Why are not phonographs in every household ? They cost too much 40 to S200. We have solved the problem. icnopnone will be snipped vou press charges to be paid by the purchaser), and " Leslie's Weekly " every week for one year, for the remarkably low price of $8.00 The Echophone is run by clock-work. Any child can operate it. One record goes with each machine ; extra records 50 cents each. The phon ograph and graphophone cylinders can be used in this machine. If the talking machine is not perfectly satisfactory, we will refund you your money. Leslie's Weekly is considered the best and most popular illustrated weekly in America. Its subscription price is ?4.oo per year, and the Echophone $ 10.00. Now vou wonder how we can sell both for S.oo. We will tell you. We want 250,000 subscribers to "Leshc s cekly. We believe that we will get them this way. Those who advertise wun us wnen we puunsn tnnt numlier of papers will pay for our loss now number of machines will be limned "First come, first served." LESLIE'S IIO Fifth A GREAT MAGAZINE OFFER. FOR 1 The regular subscription price of "Demorost'i Magazine." "Judge's. Library," "Funny Pictures" it $3.30. "FUNNY PICTURES " Is another Humorous monthly j there is a laugu in every line ot it, toSSStfT1 are ottea up. You should not misTth.s Cut liore and return uemorest Publishing Co., no Fifth Avenue. N. Y. For the enclosed $2.00 please send Demo rest's FimilvMD.i.. ,,,H,. Library (a marine o, ,un, and, Funny Pi'ctu re. for" & Perm'r ofVe?.86 ' Same., Pott-ojloe. Date. ij-itt-ai. .WE HAVE NO AGENTS c MnHvMaWBsT but have sold din tn th w ui vAiuiiuiuiiun ! lore im .'... thing warranted 111) litvlu n .. IKIi, Top ItUKKiWM low "SWHlMMlliI.ifca.00. tut Urns. tri?tr'a .J"'- "-lwlttMmSTuSrr" ELKHART cajuuacjc uuuX. ifc Tshe pot called the kettle black Because the housewife didn't A POL I Otvtlanit, OMo. as completely ai though I never had one. I had no desire whatever to pnrtako of any nourishment, and the natural remit was that my eouvalescenoe was extremely slow, and my parent feared Hint I was going to autler a rolapse or full prey to another ailment on account of uiv detdlilnffd condition. "Many day I would not take any nour ishment, and whenever I did Hie quantity wiu too insignificant to materially hasten my improvement. Tempting dishes wero frepared for mo, but I could not touch them, begnn to become hioro or less alarmed did iny parents, and oncdnyniy mother sug gested tho purchase of some of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for me. They had been recom mended to her by a neighbor who regarded tlicm ns nothing short of miraculous, and dwelt so cntllnrdiistieally on their excellent qualities that mother was persuaded to try them. There Is not much more to tell now, for I don't look like a man who cannot cut three or four rtitnrc mcnls a day, do I f "Three boxes of Dr. Williams' Pink Tills fixed me up sound ns n dollar, und they will do the stiuie for nuynnn else, I nm sure. It was not lens nfuer I bcnn to use the pills that I could feel niyH'lf improving. My strength began to return and s did my ap petite, and I wuHoti the road iiuain In a short time. That Is my experience, and I nm glad to give it for tho benefit of others who may have lost their nppctitrsMhniimli sickness." Dr. Williams' Pink Pillscontain alltlieelc mcn's ntvesmry to give new life and richness to the Mood an 1 restore shattered nerves. They are sold in boxes (never in loose form by the dozen or hundred) at fit) vents a box, or six boxes for $l!..rl, ami miiv be hud of ell drug uists or directly by mail from Dr. Williuuis' Medicine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. THE LATEST TALKING MACHINE. An 7 (ex- Therefore, the WEEKLY, Avenue, New York City. FOR 1 We will tend all three to you for one year lor $2.00, or 6 mo. for $ 1 .00. Coupon property nilod out. TtXuSS!. use -"III 1 O Fine PHOTO GRAPHS and CRAYONS at McKillip Bros., Bloomsbiirg. The best are the cheapest. THE MARKETS. BLOOMSBURG MARKETS. C0BICTD WIIILT. IITAIL FklCia. Sutter per lb $ ,2 .10 .08 .It .06 .07 1 OO 30 .50 480 $14 .28 Eggs per dozen Lard per lb , . . . Hani per pound Tork, whole, per pound Beef, quarter, per pound, . . . Wheat per bushel Oats " " Rye " " Wheat flour per bbl Hay per ton... la to Potatoes per bushel, Turnips " Onions " S .60 .20 4 .08 .c6 .07 S .12 .12 3l S .80 7S 5 i-5 75 1 00 75 .10 .08 .ic .c8 s.6o 3S 3S 3 60 Sweet potatoes per peck Tallow per lb Shoulder " " Side meat " . . Vinegar, per qt. . Dried apples per lb Dried cherries, pitted lspberries Cow Hides per lb Steer " " CalfSkin Sheep pelts Shelled corn per bus Corn meal, cwt Bran, " Chou " 75 & Middlings " Chickens per lb new " " "old Turkeys " " Geese " Ducks " " COAL. No. 6, delivered " 4 and s " " 6 at yard " 4 and 5 at yard The Leading Cooserralor j of America t,AL fabltbn, Director. rounded la 1891 by lor Prospectus itiL000v'ynn full inl ft r sank w. tiALB, lieneral Msnsftr. NEW DINING ROOriS. A LARGE and well furnished dining room has been optned by nippy MlDINn onhe second door of his HAHM AUKAfll;, r e , . taurant. Meals will be served ot the regular dining hours for 25c. rml they tan also be obtained at any time. The table will be sup. plied with the delicacies of the season and the service will be first-class. Entrance by door between Setanrant as Halfalera's grocery st:re. PATENTS pKtI?atK R.n1 Tra(U Mark8 obtained, nd 1' FKKH bUBlne88 00Juoted tor MO&EKATi BNf"o7FH.RKI?v"I'J,0f,ITBTnR TJ. 8. PAT nr. SsS yow ve. BMgBBPflSJSjg .a.?. lAo. at Drunruta. padv roia IIAID Eft A I Baa !" Bud tmatlflM th. ha w it rouitiru " ' lp dimuo. ft h. DruggieU wtMWHH MUM. eUadcnna Relieves ured Backs IT TOUCHES. THE I SPOT. female'Wlls. lL" ,V!'.u,H.br MiM P?.1".rj I1"'' Ui. or tuiU hoi 11. Suol Wanted I .. ... IB mm wtitMiiiiiilajuii.aiBl, mmmmi mm m s. 7iir lnoBit th. b,-i t Alt""-