THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. A RADEIT HUNT. Tlirj Wore Kiuolicil OtiL l.y thn Aid of Torrh-llenrlns; t'r;ilm. "A Olllicrt Is a pooil mnn to (to hunt lutt wit li. He known a frw little tricks flint aro v.Omillo In r'ifnliliitiK thi lnrrti-r when all ordlnnry ways fall." snlil C. 8. Hpi rlmwt r to n fcroup of ri r,r:sni".'i yeHtt-nlny inornlnK. "I wont with him nncfl nnd rnitip pretty ncnr plnivlMK to death. Tho only thin we fca l !o oat was rrnbo. Now, crnlm ar' srood tmiujrh for a rlinnrte. but they all on your appetite whrn you are compell ed to oat them an a utoady diet. im TilRht, whllo In my t nt thinking of homo, flrpRldo, friends and conjuring up thn rrenu of tho Jacksonville free lunch counters. Gilbert came to my tent nnd raid: "What, weeping, old man? IVm't erp. I didn't know your wero that hungry. I have a last reRort. It la mire to wrk. and we will have plenty of meat. I have a way of oatchl'nK rab. Mts that will not fall.. The secret was Impirted to me by an old hunter on his drain-bed. I promised never to use It unless In actual want. Come, we will try It." "What kind of meat are you going tori" I oskel. " 'JtabbltR.' he anr.rvered. 'The rah Ml, you know. Rhurs the hole of the sand crab. Under this beach we tread on here kre thoiiHundH of rabbits snuR-ly Bleeping In the homos of tho sand rrab. " 'Yes,' said I, 'but you can't Ret them out,' and I almost wept with disappoint ir.ent. "The only answer he Rave me was the whistling of a tune from an opera. Finally Gilbert spied a sand crab. Ho caught htm Just as the crab was about to vanish down his note. He caught an other and another. Finally ho had baffled a dozen. I was too weak to help him. "Then he sat down upon the beach and sawed a tallow cnndle Into half-Inch llts. He lighted a match, melted soma of the tallow, on a crab's back, stuck the bit of candle In It, lighted the candle, nnd liberated the crab, which skedaddled for his hole, and Into it he went. Mr. Gilbert spread o Rhrlmp net over the hole. It got too hot down there for the rabbit, for we could smell fur scorching. The rabbit made a bolt for the open air, and he was our meat. Altogether we caught an even ten. "Yes, Gilbert Is a greot man. Great head." Florida Times-Mirror. Woman'! Ha'ruiiU Curling Tongs, The face of woman, it has been stat ed, "burned the topless towers of Ilium." The statement, however, la poetic, and tho towers that were tired were, after all, only Ilium's affair, liut the head, which means, of course, the hair of woman, It is now roundly de clared, has very nearly fired one ship, and may, for aught we know, have fired a thousand. For It seems that when woman goes down to the sea In ships she la apt to secrete about her a potential conflagration in the shape of a spirit lamp. She wants this ap paratus to heat the tongs with which, she communicates those artless undu lations to her hair that the ocean air does not agree with. So, in the pri vacy of her stateroom, she Alls her lamp continuously with the contraband fusel strikes the careless match, and lights the Irresponsible (lame. Her things are disposed conveniently all around. The stateroom wabbles more or less and something happens, not in Ilium, that Is quite prosaic, and con cerns us all. There doesn't seem any help for K, either. She needs must curl her hair. The only way to stop her that appears to have suggested it self to anybody Is, that stewardesses should be straightway charged to con fiscate her lamp. And what then? A stewardess, after all, Is woman, too. Is 1t to be supposed that she doesn't curl her hair, or that she hasn't a curling apparatus of her own? We trow not. Pall Mall Gazette. Spared for a 1'urpose. ' "I went up to Chlckamauga with Judge B ," said Congresf-man Allen. "I walked about the field and heard hundreds of old fellows talking about the spots on which they had been wounded and telling all manner of marvelous stcrles. I was not at Chicka tnauga, but I was In other battles, and when a man tells you that he can re turn and pick out spots where all sorts of things occurred In a battle thH many years afterward, you may put him down as a liar. "Well, everybody up there was lying, and I had to do a little myself. "I was standing by the railroad sta tion at the foot of one of the hills when an old veteran accosted me and asked if I knew when the next train left for Rome. " 'No.' said I, 'this Is the first time I have been hero In thirty-two years, and. tny friend, when I stand here and look upon this hill, recalling the charge I made up It through a shower of shot and shell, how I dashed my horse right through a Federal battery, leaping even different cannons and emerging from a shower of bullets unscathed, I wonder that I am alive to-day.' "As the old fellow listened to my tory his eyes filled with tears. He walked up and, putting his arms around me, said: "Young man, you were spared for some great purpose." "Atlanta Consti tution. The Man Afraid of lit. Wife. ' If there Is a man on earth to be pitied, it Is he who is afraid of his wife. There Is something very sad, and at the same time a trlile ludicrous about such a case. To see man, who has always styled himself the master, meekly fol lowing the advice and obeying the dic tum of one of the so-called "weaker ex" must do the hearts of some "new women" an infinite deal of good. I doubt if a woman ever respects a man whom she can twist about her little finger or one of those men who are subservient to her every beck and call, and who acts afraid of her. Neith er, on the other hand, do most women like the tyrannical description of spouses. A happy medium Is the ap proved style, but it's very hard to find one of the sort. Men nowadays are either too meek and mild, or else too tyrannical to suit an up-to-dato wo man. Philadelphia Times. A. to Distances. "How far do you call It from yoisi town to St Louis?" inquired the Stranger. "I haven't the slightest Idea, an. swered the Kansas City man. No body ever asked me that before. Chi cago Tribune, -SSol Vflrfctf tl. I. i . ne is miming up lat. ihis iat must be in as constant supply as the air he breathes. It has got to come from somewhere. If it does not come from his food, it must come from fat stored up in his body. He steals it and you say " He's getting thin he's growing so fast." Scott's Emulsion will take that boy, set his digestion at work, re-build that body. ' His food may not make him fat Scott's Emulsion will. Bl ton y pt Sitll't tmuUhn vihtn fu muni U mmJ nut a cAaJ luhititnlt. Scott & Bowne, New York, ah Druggists. 50c. and $2. SHOES To ZFICCISQ til x' J 111 n 1 1 1 11 1 The very latest productions in Boots, Shoes and Rubbers. All stylish. All useful. All low prices. An opportunity to get just what want to pay price. Lome and look at our new goods. They will verify our statements. JT&NB& & WALTER FEET FITTERS, Main Street, ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO. DEALERS IN Cigars, Tobacco, Candies, Fruits and Nuts SOLE AGENTS FOR Henry Mail lard's Fine Candies. Fresh Every Week. Goods -a. Specialty. SOLE AGENTS FOR F .F. Adams & Co's Fine Bole agents tor the following brands of Cigars Henry Clay, Londros, Normal, Indian Princess, Samson, Silver As Bloomsburg Pa. AT W. H. IVIOORE'S And see the largest collection of shoes in the county. All bought before the advance in prices. You get the benefit of our early buying. Our fall and winter underwear and hosiery is now on our counters at prices never heard of before. Cohner Ikon and Main Sts. L,ow f6e$ Stud Gfaod Wofk. For the finest and best stoves, tinware, roofing, spouting and general job work, go to W. W. Watts, on Iron street. Buildings heated by steam, hot air or hot water in a satisfac tory manner. Sanitary Plumbing a specialty. I have the exclusive control of the Thatcher steam, hot water and hot air heaters for this territory, which is acknowl edged to be the best heater on the market. All work guaran- teed W- W. WATTS, IRON STREET. Bloomsburg, Pa. 10-'-ly mm UBSnLUTELYjVrV-'Q7 I That boy !- A littlf- lnrl -nil fnn. A little chap, all coat. A round cipher, not know ing whether the stroke will go up and make him six, or down, and make him nine. It's rrrowincr t!mf. with him. . o . tiiG family you want at just what you BLOOMSBURG, PA. Cut Chewing Tobacco W. H. floore. m l I I x I vns inimu mi.. .uniin. iuu. Tour boras being always sharp shad, Is ready far warlt. Ills fast are always in good condition, snd bs Is aat oonitau Ujr at the blackjmith's being sharpened, which ruins bis feet, causing great sxperue snd loss of time to 70a. Remember, ones ibod with HNeTerelipa" yon nan easily pat In new Calks when needed wiiaaal reaaaTing tbetboes. BM Sf7RK yovr kori.tor JU 'anUpi"MaM,'I.N torn BHOH WITH MO OTHKH. 9nd four ad.i'M4 fur 4. Mrtya arw,iar aittwi tivwMim, maiibu rmmm. A. J.ROAT.KINCSTON, PA Everything in Hardware. 10-33-m SHERIFFS SALE. Hy virtue of a w rit of Kl. Vn. issued out of the Court of Common I'lras, Columbia county, anil to mo dinned, there will ho exposed to public falu at the Court Homo In llloomsbtin?, Pa., on SATURDAY, DKCKMBKR 7. V, at two o'clock p. m., nil that certain pleco or parcel of land nit 11:11 c In tho Town of lllooms burg, County of Columbia, Htato of Pennsyl vania, bounded and described as follows to-wlt: lleRlnnlng at a point on south slrlo of Ninth street at. tho point of thn Intersection of east lino of Cent ro street, being four hundred and forty foot eas', of east Una of Market street, thence along tho south sld of Ninth street, north 03 degrees and forty minutes cast, four hundred feet to tho West line of Iron street, thence along samo south twenty-four degrees and twenty minutes east, 0110 hundred and ninety-five feet, thence along land of estate of 1. J. Waller, south sixty-five degrees and forty minutes west four hundred feet to eastern line of centre street aforesaid, thence along samo north twenty-four degrees and t wenty minutes west ono hundred and ninety. dvo feet to tho place of beginning, whereon Is erected a large two story brick FACTORY BUILDING, engine and smith shop, and lumber sli"d, to gether with the fixtures and all the machinery contained In said building. Seized, taken into execution at the suit of Keystone Electric Company vs. Penn Elevator Engineering Company, and to bo sold as the property of the 1'cnn Klevater Engineering Company. J. ll.McllENKY, HiRKiNO, Atty. Sheriff. SHERIFF'S SALE. T!y virtue of a writ of I.evara Facias issued out of the court ot Common 1 leas ol Col umbia county, and to me directed, there will be exposed to public sale at the Court House in Lloomsourg, fa., on SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1895 at two o'clock p. m., all that certain piece or parcel ol land situate in the Town of iilooms burg, county of Columbia, State of I'ennsyl vania, bounded and described as follows to wit: Beginning nt a point on south side of rsinth street nt the point ol the Intersection of east line of Centre street, being lour hun dred and forty feet east of east line of Mar ket street, thence along the south side of Ninth street north sixty-five degrees and forty minutes east, four hundred feet to the west line of Iron street, thence along same south twenty-four degrees and twenty minu' tes east one hundred nnd ninety-five feet thence along land of estate of I). J. Waller, south sixty-five degrees and forty minutes west Tour hundred feet to eastern line of Cen tre street aforesaid, thence along same north twenty-four degrees and twenty minutes west one hundred and ninety-five feet to the place ol beginning, whereon is erected a large two' story brick FACTORY BUILDING, engine and smith shop, and lumber shed, to getlier with the fixtures and all the machinery contained in said building. Seized, taken into execution at the suit of J. I.. Iilion and A. Z. Schoch, Trustees, vs, Penn Elevator Engineering Company, and to be sold as the property of the I'enn Ele vator Engineering Company. j. u. Mchenry, Miller, Atty. Sheriff, COTTON STATES AND INTERNA TIONAL EXPOSITION, ATLANTA, &A VIA TBI SEABOARD AIR LINE. VESTIBULED LIMITED TRAINS Upon Which no Extra Faro Is Charged. Leave Washington, D. C daily, at 8:40 t . ni., upon arrival 01 tne "congressional Limited" from New York, and reach At lanta at 4:oq P. M. the next day. A second train, with through sleeping cars from New York, leaves Washington at 4:30 A. M., arriving at Atlanta 5:20 A. M the next day. Both trains leave from the Pennsylvania railroad station and land passengers in the Union Depot at Atlanta as near the Expo, ition grounds as through passengers via any line are lanaea. At Portsmouth and Norfolk. Va.. the Sea board Air Line has other connections equally as important as those at Washington, uame ly: From New York and Philadelphia, the Cape Charles Route; from Baltimore, the May Line steamers; front Washington, the Norfolk and Washington steamers; from New York, the Old Dominion steamships ana irom Boston and rrovidence. the Mer chants' and Miners' steamships. Close con nection is made at the steamer sides with llrough trains and Pullman Drawine-Koom. Buffet Sleeping Cars operated through from Portsmouth to Atlanta without change. Each of these routes takes the passenger via urn roint Comtort and through Hampton Roaus. EQUIPMENT. These trains rre composed' of the hand somest Pullman , Drawin g Room, Buffet Sleeping Cars and Day Coaches. The 8:40 P. M. train ("The Atlanta Special" is ves- iiDuica irora eno 10 ena and is operated solid from Washington to Atlanta without change. POINTS or INTEREST ALONG THE LINK. The route from Washincton is throuch Fredericksburg, Richmond ard Petersburg, Virginia, Weldon. Raleich and Southern Pines, North Carolina, Chester, Clinton, and Abbeville, South Carolina, Vnd Elber ton and Athens to Atlanta, Georgia rates. - Excursion tickets will be sold to tlanta and return, via the Seaboard Air Lin.;, as follows: On Tuesdays and Thursdays, SeptemWr 7U1 to December 24th. inclusive, at tiiM from Washincton and Si 2.60 from Ports mouth and Norfolk, limited to ten days from date of sale. Daily. September 16th to December icth. inclusive, at $19.25 from Washington and $17.35 from Portsmouth and Norfolk, limi ted to twenty days from date of sale; and at $26.25 from Washington and $23.65 from Portsmouth and Norfolk, good until January THE EXPOSITION surpasses in some respects, sny Exposition yet held in America. Here you find, side by side, exhibits from Florida and Alaska, California and Maine, the United States of America and 4he United States of Brazil, Mexico and Canada, and so on until nearly every civilized nation on the globe is repre sented. On the terraces are found. many other attractions, Arab, Chinese and Mexican villages, showing iust how tho peoples have their "daily walk and conver sation." Ask for tickets via "Thi SRAnnmn Am Link." Pullman Sleeninir Car reservfltinns will made and further information furnished up on application to any Agent of the Seaboard Air Line, or to the undersigned. H. W. B. GLOVER, T. J. ANDKKSOV. 1 raino Manager, General Pass. Agb JM-Sm Vloe-i'rosldent. -PROFESSIONAL CARDS.K- N. U. FUNK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Mrs. Ent'f Building, Court Hons Alley, BLOOMSBURG, FA. A. L. FRITZ, ATTORNEV-AT-LAW, Post Office Building, 2nd floor, BLOOMSBURG, PAi C. W. MILLER, ATTORN EY-AT-LAW, Wirt's Building, 2nd flow, BLOOMSBURG, PA. John o. pkrbzr. john a. barman FREEZE & HARMAN, ATTORNEYS AND COUNSELLORS AT LAW, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Offlces: Centre St., first door below Opera House GEO. E. ELWELL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Columbian Building, 2nd floor, BLOOMSBURG, P.. VM. U MAGILL, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. BLOOMSBURG, PA. Office in Peacock's building, Market Square. W. II. SNYDER, ATTORNEY-4T-LAW, Office 2nd floor Mrs. Ents building, BLOOMSBURG, PA. ROBERT R. LITTLE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Columbian Building, 2nd floor, BLOOMSBURG. PA. THOMAS B. HANLY, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Office in Peacock's Building, Market Sq. BLOOMSBURG, PA. H. Y. WHITS. A. N. YOST. WHITE & YOST ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Wirt Building, Court House Square. BLOOMSBURG, PA. H. A. McKILLIP. ATTORNEY AT LAW. Columbian Building, and Floor. BLOOMSBURG, PA. IKELER & IKELER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office back of Farmers' National Bank. BLOOMSBURG, PA. R. RUSH ZARR, Attorney-At-Law. BLOOMSBURG, PA. Office in Clark's Block, corner of 2nd and Centre Streets, i-I2-'q4 W. A. EVERT, Attorney-At-Law. BLOOMSBURG, PA. (omoe over Alexander ft Co. Wirt building. EDWARD J. FLYNN, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, CENTRALIA, PA. t"Offlce Llddloot building, Locust avenue. JOHN U. CLARK, ATTORHXY-AT-LAW AJTD fOXTKM OF thi ruo, Mover Bros. Barildisg, aai floor, BLOOMSBUBG, PA. J. IL MAIZE, 4TTOKNKY-A.T-LAW, OfSUKAJSCX AJEB REAL ESTATE AGZXX, Office in Lockard's Building. BLOOMSBURG, FA. B. FRANK ZARR, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Clark's Building, cor. Maia aad Ceatm Sta BLOOMSBURG, Fa. tsTCsa be coasultoi is Grrrasn. W. II. RHAWN, - ATTO KJfTY-AT-LA W, Office, earner of Third aa4 Mat gtssaty I CATAWISSA, PA. J., B. McKELVY, M. D., SURGEON AND PHYSICIAN, Office, Njrth side Main St,, beta BLOOMSBURG, FA. Dr. J. C RUTTER, PHYSICIAN AND SUXGEON, Offia, Nsrtk Market StioH, DLOOMSBURQ, FA, , f rcciAL Attention to Disrab rs or CbilbsiW H. EIERMAN, M. D. nojKEOrATniCI'llVFKTAN AIP H'KOIO orrics nocRs: Office & Kesldence, 4th Ht., I'ntllDA. m., 1 to 2 and 1 to S r. u. lll.OO.VSIifltO, PA. S. B. ARMENT, M. D. Office and Residence Nc. 18. Vest Fifth DISEASES OF THE THROAT AND NOSI A SPECIALTY fS to 10 A.M. BLOOMSPrRQ orrica norns. to 4 p. M. 17 to a P. M. FA DR. ANDREW GRAYDON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, -Bloomsburo, Pa.- Offlco and residence In Prof. M allefs Boa MARKET STREET TELEPHONE. DR. J. R. EVANS, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, Treatment of Chronic Diseases a SpeckHy Office corner Third and Jefferson streets. BLOOMSBURG, PA. HONORA A. ROBBINS, M. Office, West First Street, BLOOMSBURG, PA. 3" Special attention given to the eye mmi the fitting of glasses. Dr. F. W. REDEKER, Fin SICIAN AND 8UKGEON, Omce and Residence, centre St., between t and 8th Sts. Diseases of the ear, nose and throat a specialty. BLOOMSBURG, PA. 4 8 to 10 a. m. ovfici hours: to 8 p. in to K p. m. J. J. BROWN, M. D Market Street Bloomsburo, Pi; THE EYE A SPECIALTY. Eyes treated, tested, fitted with glasses and Artificial Eyes supplied. Hours 10 to 4. Telephone Oonneettasi DR. M. J. HESS, Graduate of the Philadelphia Dental Col lege. Office and floor front, Lockard's BafJtV ing, corner of Main and Centre Streets, BLOOMSBURG, PA, Dentistry in all its branches. Work gaaf anteed as represented. Ether and Gas i ministered or electric vibrator aad Local Anesthetics used for the painless eKtracttfltl of teeth free of charge when artificial truth are inserted Lockard's Building, and floor, Corswr Main and Centre. Dr. W. H. HOUSE, SURGEON DENTIST, Office, Barton's Building, Main below HarM BLOOMSBURG, PA. All styles of work done in a superior t and all work warranted as represented. TEETH EXTRACTED WITHOUT PAIN, by the use of Gas, and free of charge mh artificial teeth are inserted. "To be open all hours during the day. DR. C. S. VAN HORN, DENTIST. Office corner of East and Main streets, posite Town Hall. Office hours 8:S0 to 12 a. m ; 2 to 5 p. m. BLOOMSBURG, PA. C. WATSON McKELVY, FIRE INSURANCE AGENT. (Successor to B. F. Hartman Represents twelve of the strongest les In the world, among wnlcn are: CASK TOTAL STJSn.tH Franklin of Phlla. CAPITAL. A SB ITS, OTSB '"' j-enna.pnua...... 400.000 8,8a,teo I4IS.HS3 Oueen.Of N. Y.. . 800,000 B,M8, LatLtM Westchester, N.Y. 800.000 1,758,307 warai N. America, Phlla. 3,000,000 ,730,6S Mk))5 Orrica ZN I. W. MCKBLTT'S 8T0BB. f Losses promptly adjusted and paid. M. P. LUTZ & SON, (SUCCESSORS TO FSSAS BKOWN) INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE AGENTS AND BROKERS. o N. W. Corner Main and Centre. Streets, Bloomsburo, Pa. Represent Seventeen as good Compani ies as there are in the World and all losses promptly adjusted and paid at their Office. CHRISTIAN F. KNAPP, FIRE INSURANCE, BLOOMSBURG, PA. Home, of N. V. I Merchmnt. nf N .4, - N. J.! Clinton. N. V.iPeoDles'. N.V.,R-4- ng, Pa ; German American Ins. Co., Nsjb? York; Greenwich Insurance fn . K. Vl, Jersey City Fire Ins. Co., Jersey City, N. J. These old corporations are well sr sauna! by age and fire tested, and have never rat had a loss settled by any court of law. Tftett assets are all invested in solid securities, and liable to the hazard of fire onlv. Losses promptly and honestly adjusted and paid as soon as determined, by Christian F. Knapp. Special Apent and AHiitt burg, Pa. The people of Columbia count hui patronize the agency where losses, if amy. citizens. EXCHANGE HOTEL, James McCloskey Proprietor, (Opposite the Court House" BLOOMSBURG, PA. ' Large and convenient sample rnnm. P.v rooms, hot and cold water, and 11 n.u co nveniencet