THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG. PA.' 6 Highest of all in Leavening Tower. Latest U. S. Gov't Report AB&QWTEVf PURE THE COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, FA. FRIDAY, SKPTKMHKR 7, 1894. Entered at, tho rout onirp t Hlonmsburif, Pa ab second class mat ter. March 1, Ikxh. The Montour County Agricultural Society will hold ha annual fair at Danville, on Thursday and Friday, of September 20th and 21st. No Oripinr, no Nausea, no Tain, when DeWitt's Little Early Risers are taken. Small Pill. S.dc Pill. Best Pill. W. S. Rishton, Druggist, tf. V. A. Evert, Attorney at-Law. mav be found by natrons hereafter over the Farmers' National Bank, in the Mrs. Ent Building. The following letters arc advertised 9, 4, 180.1. Mis. Clara House. Mr. L. C. Moore, Mr. J R. Overpeck. Cards John Jenkins. Will be sent to the dead letter office September 18. 1894. James II. Mercer, P. M. As a matter of interest to readers and home builders we are pleased to say that C. E. Yorks, of Elk Grove, is said to be quarrying out a very nice article of paving stone, and which can no doubt be gotten to Bloomsburg via the B. & S. railroad much cheaper than stone can be shipped here from abroad. We mention the matter for the benefit of readers who are bu'lding and paving. Harvest Home. The annual Harvest Home Services under the pastorate of Rev. A. Houtz will be held as follows : On Sunday, September iCth, at St. James, at 10:15 A. M., Zion 2:30 P. M., and Orange- vule 7:30 P. M. And on Sunday Sep tember 23d., at Hidlay, at 10:30 A. M., and Briarcreek at 2:30 P. M. All are cordially invited to attend. A Rainmaker's Suicide. The man who committed suicide at the Hope Hotel, Denver, Aug. 29 proves to be Frank Melbourne, the rainmaker, well known throughout the west, particularly in Wyoming, where be lives. Considering the leng continued drought it is a particularly sad time to part with rainmakeis. INVITATION. We ask the presence of yourself and ladies to attend the Opening of our remodled and enlarged store, which will take place next Wednesday even ing, August 12th. Elwell's Orchestra will render delightful music from 7 to 9.30, and each lady and gentleman will receive a handsome souvenir. Hoping to be favored with your pre ence, we remain, Sincerely Yours, J. M. Giddino& Co. " There is a Salve for every wound." We refer to DeWitt's Witch Hazel Salve; cures burns, bruises, cuts, indo lent sores, as a local application in the nostrils it cures catarrh, and always cures piles. W. S. Rishton, Druggist, tf. Cheap Advertising. The latest fad with city magazines is to cunningly endeavor to edit all country newspapers that will print their choice selections and not forget to give them credit. There are too many country editors thus giving the city magazines gratis advertisements when their own selections would read just as well and their own writing much better, besides being profitable to themselves and entertaining to their readers. A country paper that is city edited don't fill the bill by a long shot. If city magazines must have advertise menta in country newspapers, let them pay for it, I say. J. R. Townsend is the leading Mer chant Tailor of Columbia county. See his advertisement on fourth page. tf. IIANCK BROS. & WHITE, Philadelphia have put upon the market i line of ioc mckaccs of family medicines, with tiny books of advice and in fiirmntinn inoi.1,. ,-, ITS I 1 1 K KAVUR TO FULLY. The medicines are of the highest order of pharmaceutical work. A ratio' -.1 system instead of a patent medicine system. They are not for serious sickness ; that would be wicked ; but for common, simple disorders that you don't call a doctor for, but go to the d-ug store for. We are selling them : Headache Stop.-Bnok lu tno box worth H.ooo 10 anyone who has heailaclu's and plenty o( uioni'y. Easy Physlc.-l'ool: on Uubltual Constipation. Frog in Your Throat.--''"'"' om' v"k0 lu a m!nut" Tube Tooth Pa8te.'!(Hik on care of tlif teeth. Worm New8.-ii'o vw uluo to tne mother. Sure Cholera Tablets. -For Diarrhoea. Phenol Sodlque.-'or cuts. biuis(! and buras. Charcoal Tablets.-'1"- ti.:v psia. Cold Cream. -In '"t"S tor cuappwl hand Ceimphor Jo. 11c ca:i be. - . s ZEBlslrton., 3Dru.grglst, toning Poivder The ladies of the Lutheran Church will eive Ice Cream and Cake of ex cellent quality at the home of Mrs. Clarence Gunton, Third and R. R. Streets. Fridav evening. Proceeds for the Repair Fund. False Prophecy. The rain predicted for Tuesday failed to materialize. Some one seems to have said with truth " all signs fail in time of drought." The equinoctial gales will strike us soon, when we may reasonable hope for a change of weather unless a change of moon brings it about sooner. We believe in equinoctial gales and moon changes rather more than on the word of weather prophets and rainmakers some how. The weather prophets and rainmakers are entirely to blame for our skepticism, too, having fooled us so often that we wouldn't believe their prophecies if they were to swear to them. For instance, Mrs. Chas. Rogers, of tfay uty, Mich., accidentally spilled scalding water over her little boy. She promptly applied DeWitt's Witch Hazel balve, giving instant relief. Its wonderful good salve for burns, bruises, sores, and a sure cure for Piles. W, S. Rishton, Druggist. tf. The Congressional Fight. Sunbury, Sept. 4. The Democrat ic congressional conference of the seventeenth district, comprising Nor ihutuberland, Montour, Columbia and Sullivan counties, met here this after noon. George W. Miles, of Montour, was made chairman. Of the eight conferees Buckalew, of Columbia, has four: ateinbach, of Montour, two, and Dewart, of Nor thumberland, two. Ten ballots were taken before adjournment at six o'clock, the above being the result of each ballot. It looks as though deadlock will result, although a dark horse is in waiting and efforts are be ing made to have the conference name him as a compromise candi date. Tht Patriot. The deadlock at Sunbury, Septem ber cth, in the effort to nominate Congressman for the 17th district, re suited after 2 1 ballots in a tie between Buckaiew 4, and Steinbach 4. Ad journed to meet in Danville next Monday. Eesolutions upon the death of D. A, Becklt-j. Resolved: That with deep sorrow we are called upon to mourn the loss of Brother Daniel A. Beckley. He was kind, always ready and will ing to serve others, remuneration for such services being with him a second ary consideration. Realizing the kiud disposition manifested toward the members of this Society and this com m unity at large, we are the better able to sympathize with his family and near friends in their sad bereavement and creat grief, and we do extend to them our heartfelt sympathy ; coin mending them to the care of that Heavenly Parent into whose hands we must all sooner or latter in turn com mit our souls. Jicsolced: That these resolutions be spread upon the minutes and copy be presented to his family. Has. C. Brown. Com. L. T. Sharpless. C. W. Miller. When Baby iu ilck, w gmra her Cwtorla. When he waa a Child, ahe cried for C'aatorU. When (he became Mli. the clung to Costoria. When ihe had Children, she gre them Cantoris, BICYCLES FOB BENT. Bicycles of every description for rent by the day or hour. Prices mod crate, at Mears Bicycle Livery, Fifth Street. EXAMINE THE WHOLE SCHEME CARE The Saving Bain. BY t. J. JAMISON. Oh the rain, the essential rain, Answering at last the prayerful refiain In falling from Heaven above. Reviving all growth that is thirsting to death Allaying the terrors of fire and drought, Thou contest from Him who is Love. Oh the rain, the refreshing rain, Drink where there's thirsiin, balm where there's pain. Thy dropping I music indeed. A new lease of life, in fact a new b'.i'th, Is wrapt in thy coming from heaven to earth Thou thwarter of death, thou arrester of need. IN BED JOB 30 YEARS. Canton, Pa., July 15. The death of Harriet Sackett, who lived near Smith's Mills, ended a strange life. Thirty years ago she and her lister Julia, although suffering in no way, went to bed and refused to rise again. They were then young, and no amount of coaxing could induce them to leave their bed. The mother cared for them, but she died. Afterwaids other members of the family carried food to them. In time Harriet became a hopeless paralytic. About four years 9go, Julia one day astonished her friends by getting up, and she has since acted as other persons. Harriet was always cold, no matter how hot the weather, and usually slept under a mass of dressed sheepskins. They never gave a reason for their odd con duct. The Law and Labor Bay. It seems that Labor Day is not only a legal holiday, but so far as post-of fices are concerned in Pennsylvania its a twin holiday. That is, post-masters of Pennsylvania may observe both the National and State occasion for Labor Day. Touching this point, in quiries have been pouring into the Post office Department at Washington from post masters all over the country as to whether post offices can be closed to observe Labor Day. The Post-office Department has :n each case informed the inquirers that La bor Day is a legal holiday, and their offices can be closed. In States where Labor Day is by acts of their leeis- lature, notably Pennsylvania, made a holiday on a date other than the fed eral holiday, the postmasters have been advised that both holidays can De otserved Ihis is in accordance with the postal regulations, which pro vide that post-offices can be closed on State holidays. The State holiday fell on Saturday, the 1st of September, this year, while the National holiday fell on Monday. Protestant Missions in Japan. The Protestant Missions in Japan date from 1859, yet according to a ta ble published by Rev. H. Loomis, of Yokohama, they have now an adult membership of thirty-seven thousand, three hundred, ninety eight (37,398). So that beginning with nothing they have nevertheless made the astonish ing net gain, annually, of over one thousand per year. Of the Methodist Episcopal church, it costs for salaries, office expenses, but 3 per cent, to run its tract work. Ninety-seven cents of every dollar goes directly to the field. Office-holders and ths Income Tax. Besides the millionaires, large prop erty owners, big salaried persons in private life, and leaders in trade and commerce who will be affected by the income tax provision of the new Tariff bill which has become a law, there will be a sufficient number of public office holders in Philadelphia and Harris burg to be taxed on their salaries in the aggregate about $5,000 a year for the United States Treasury. Every person in a public berth must pay the Government 2 per cent, on the excess of his salary over $4,000. There are in Philadelphia 14 or 15 men who each draw more than that amount for serving Uncle Sam, who insists on getting back a fraction of what he pays mem. adoui that many more persons in Philadelphia and in Harrisburg who earn over $4,000 are servants of the State, while more than two score of officeholders whose pay-warrants call for amounts that will yield income tax are municipal and county employes of rnuaueipnia. The aggregate of the taxable salaries in these three classes is about $540, 000, and the total of the excesses over $4,000 is about a quarter of a million, making the average of each of the 75 taxable incumbents of elective and appointive offices more than $7,200 a year, these three score and fifteen comfortably-fixed persons would seem a very small group in comparison with the army of public servants in Phila delphia whose pay ranges from the $3,900 salary of City Property Chief Eisenhower, down to the day laborer s wages. Kight on the danger line, with $4,000 each, are Survey Chief Web ster, first Assistant City Solicitor Alcorn, Second Assistant District Attorney Ker, Tax Assessment Re visers Loughlin, Gratz and Fairman, Public Instruction Superintendent Schaeffer, Banking Superintendent Krumbhaar and Pension Agent Mul- holland. Still safer from Internal Revenue Collector Doyle's Jeputies are Chief Building Inspector Haddock, Highway Bureau Chief Bullock, Water Bureau Superintendent Hand and Deputy Prolhunotary Roberts, with $3,500 apiece 1 Eairmount Park Sup erintendent Thayler, who gets $3,750, and Appraiser Ingersoll, who is just $1,000 within the dead line. At the top of the list of salaries is Sheriff Clement's $15,000, upon $ti, 000 of which he will pay until the end of 1896, an annual tax of $220, which would buy several hundred political club excursion tickets. Probably Mr. Harrity's successor as Secretary of the Commonwealth, will render unto Cfsar nearly as much, for in addition to the secretaryship salary of $4,000, and other salaries, aggregating $1,100 for membership in State boards, he is entitled to a considerable amount of fees. As Mayor Stuart's term will expire next April, lie will not be called upon to give up any of his $12,000 a year. Governor Pattison will also escape paying tribute on his $10,000, which is tne amount paid each of eight Philadelphia officials, namely, Direct ors Windrim and Beitler, who step out with the Mayor ; City Solicitor War wick and Tax Receiver Taylor, who must each continue until April. 1S96, giving up $120, which is more than their ward committees would expect from them for campaign banners and hall hiring ; District Attorney Graham, whose term will expire three months before those of Messrs. Warwick and Taylor ; Recorder of Deeds Green, who must turn into the Government coffers for about two years enough money to supply a big club of Frank ford campaigners with capes and torches ; City Treasurer McCreary, who, retiring at the end of this year, can keep his $10,000 intact; and Common Pleas Prothonolary Mann, who will continue indefinitely, at the pleasure of the Board of Judges, part ing with his mite of two per cent, on his $6,000 excess. The biggest Federal salary, next to the $10,000 of Justice Shiras, of the United States Circuit Court, is Col lector of the Port Read's $3,ooo, out of which he will send to Washington $80, or more than Tenth Ward Man ager David McGriffin would ask from his chief to keep down the majority in William R. Leeds' division. The two Associates of Justice Shiras, in the Circuit Court Judges Dallas and Acheson must keep the wolf from the door with $6,000 apiece. City Controller Thompson's pay is the same as Collector Read's and so are the salaries of six of the State Supreme Court Justices Greene. Williams. McCollum, Mitchell, Dean and Fell- while Chief Justice Sterrett has $500 extra apon which to make up his tax ot 90. rrobably the contribution of th successor of Attorney General Hensel to tne Washington vaults will ran next to the oftenngs of the $1 0,000 class, as, in addition to his two salaries aggregating $4,500, he is entitled to certain fees. Next in the list come the twelve Common Pleas and four Orphans' Court Judges of Philadel phia, whose annual remuneration $7,000. Water Bureau Chief Ogden escapes with an offering of $40 he Demg just 2,ooo Deyond the exemp nun inarK, ana in exactly the same rank with him are Sheriffs Real Estate Deputy Leach and Postmaster Carr. Ihe $30 which Gas Bureau Chief Park must part with out of $5,500 it the new Director of Public Works shall retain him, about equals his annual contribution to the Twenty sixth Ward Republican Committee Outsiders can only guess at what the Kegister of Wills, who will succeed Mr. Shields next January, must hand to the internal retenue deputy; for, peyond the salary of $5,000, the Reg ister receives tees not exceeding per cent, on collateral inheritance tax. State Treasurer Jackson's income ot f 0,200 is made up of four salaries, the main one beme $s.ooo. and the three others for membership in State boards. Auoitor uenerai ureez rakes in $5,200, comprising four salaries, his chief one being $4,000. Lieutenant Governor Watres gets $5,500, of which $500 is tor membership in the Board ot Pardons. Then follows a lot of $5,000 officials, whose $20 tax would supply the brand of cigars kept for "boys" who carry their divisions. These $5,000 men comprise Electrical Bureau Chief Walker, Coroner Ash bridge. Public School Superintendent Brooks, Assistant District Attorney i.insey, city commissioners Sen senderfer, Richmond and Wildemore, Quarantine Physician Boenning, Quar ter Sessions Clerk Latta, United States District Court Judge Butler, who is appointed for life t Surveyor of the Meek and Naval Officer Wright. The tax gatherer will probably not get much of a chance at United States District Attorney Ingham or Marshal Colesberry, and, as the incumbents of those offices are paid by fees, it can not be said with certainty whether their income tax would go far toward furnishing the sideboard room of a political club or not. There are only four other Federal officials Mint Superintendent Townsend, Special Deputy Collector of the Port Crilly, Assistant United States Treasurer Bigler and the tax gatherer himself, Internal Revenue Collector Doyle, who are paid taxable salaries, their annual reward being $4,500. Precisely the same figures are on the pay warrants of Police Superintendent Linden, Secretary of Internal Affairs Stewart, who, however, will retire next January, and Warden Cassidy, of the Eastern Penitentiary. Over 2,270 square feet of floor space de voted entirety to the sale of clothing, hat3 and furnish ings. mm y iMag Beafc Complete lines of men's boy's and children's cloth ing, hats and furnishings, at the lowest prices that were ever known. Tariff reductions have done it. We as well as yourselves are gainers by the transac tion. You by getting better goods at lower prices than heretofore, and we by being able to give you better values than ever before. Men's suits, $0.00 to $20.00. Boy's suits, $4.00 to $10.00. Children's suits, $1.00 to $8.00. All the latest novelties for children's wear iu "Fauntleroy" suits, Reefer suits, Kilt suits, and Jersey suite at prices that will make them doubly interesting. Clothiers Hatters BLOOMSBURG, PA. A good cow for sale. Will be fresh about the 15th of October. Address or apply toA. M. DeWitt, Orange ville, Pa. ' 2t. How Ooal Prices Are Fixed. The anthracite coal sales agents at their meeting in New York, August 25th, decided to fix the output for September at 2,500,000 tons. No action was taken as to prices or per centages. The output being fixed, of course prices and percentages can be regulated somewhat by the demand for coal. That is the obiect of fixing the output, of course. Marriage. On August 20th, at the Reformed parsonage in Orangeville, by Rev. A. Houtz, Mr. K A Beishline, of Ben ton township, and Miss Ora E. Cre veling, of Fishingcreek township. Sept. 15. F. D. Dentler, one of the administrators of Sylvester Purscl, deceased, will sell several tracts of valuable real estate in Hemlock town ship, at ten o'clock a. m. See adver tisement in this paper. Ladies and gentlemen, why do you suffer with Corns or Bunions on your feet when you can be relieved by using the world renouned Corn Ease? It contains no poison and gives no pain, For sale by J. B. Russell at Glasco Cameron's tonsorial Parlors. If not satisfied with the result, money refund ed. 6-i-2m. Boarding And furnished rooms to rent on Main street. Steam, gas, hot and cold wa ter and bath. Apply to Mrs. M. M. 'hillips, at Phillips' Cafe. tf Compliments From a Eival. The proprietor of Wood's Business Col lejre in his August Jour- .V ... .... JU. nal and catalogue payi a handsome tribute to Hutk, Whitmore & Co., of the Scrantort Htisi nes College, ly pub. lishinj portraits of them (Jon the front pa;e as his principal teachers. This while complimentry, is somewhat misleading in that it hrmlies that thee experienced teachers are still with his :ollege. fact nt Duck & Whitmore dead. ed to open a school of their own where they could reap the benefits of their untiring energy. Ciarney, Krown, & Co., erected for them a handsome new building, cor. Adams avenue and Linden street. Court House luare, and they opened for business Mon day, Sept. 3, with a lare enrollment of slu- ents, some of whom left the olher school in der to finish their courses under direction of these experienced and popular instructors. hey publish a very handsome collece our- nal, which gives full particulars concerning them and their school, and they will mail it li Ttf u vrafl ee to any who ask for it. 7-7-'y- The largest, finest and most comprehensive line of cloth ing in sever al counties. and Furnishers, BOOK-BINDING. Bring your Magic City, Dream City, or any other World's Fair pictures to this office, and have them handsomely bound for one dollar. Orders taken for all kinds of book-binding. Bring your books here, or leave order and they will be called for and delivered. Our work is done by the Sunbury Bindery, and it costs no more to order from us than direct from the Bindery. tf FARMERS' HOTEL, Iron Street, BLOOMSHURG, PA. First-class accommodations for reg ular and transient boarders. Good stable attached. -THE- Nerve Tonic. Meredith's Celery with Pepsin Bitters, is Non-Alcoholic. It i3 a true Nerve Tonic, an "ac tive Alterative, a reliable Lax ative and Diuretic. It restores Strength, renews Vitality, Pur ifies the Blood, Regulates the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels. Price $1.00 per bottle at all druggists and groceries. If they don't have it, write to G. W. Meredith & Co., Pittsburg, Pa., and they will see that you get it. Sept. 18, yr. The leader in our corset department is the Kabo' Corset and iustlv so. It's not only perfect fitting-. but the bones won't break. if w In case they do, come back and get your mouey. Another reason it has soft eyelets which will not cut the laces. For sale by parssll & Ha'XB.