THIS COLUMBIAN. BLOOMSBURG, PA. TOR SAIX. Desirable vn"ant lots and t number of g-uul ftonsoa and Iom In lll'iomslmrjf, I'll Th'i pest buslni'HH hi and I n lllooimuurtf. A very deslru We property containing 111 acres nn1 II rat. clas bnlUlliiKS Willi good will In i binln.M-( worm IliMO to Hl.vvj per year at Willow (iiovc. Dwellings in K.-ipy, Orangevlllo and Bench Haven. A largo uuuiDer of farms In Columbia County, one In Lu.erne County, one In Virginia. Two country store, stands In t'olumhla county knd one, In Lu.enie, county, A water power planing mill, dry dock and lumber yard and tints In Heneh Haven, l'a. Also 10 acres ot food farm land at same place, by M. 1. I.UTZ BON, insurance and Keal Kstato Agents, bLOU.MSKl.iKU, HA. tf. SPECIAL NOTICES. pUrTl HK POSITIVELY CUKRI FOll IS. IV formaMhn address O. E. Whitknkiht, Tamaqua, Schuylkill Co., Pa. 5-6-ly. K0OM8FOU YOU NO MEN. M. M. HIII.UPS has very desirable furnished room for U young men. Hath room adjoining-, fur use Woccupimts of tho rooms. Call uud examine. 6-it-tr. 4 LL KlrfDN OF 1ILANKS FOR .HWICKH jr. and constablks at llio Columbian of mo. tr. WATEH roWEK MTU. OF DH. JOHN F. CHAI'IN at Benton, Col. Co., l'a.. Is for rfnt. Apply to CUAHLK8 U. Bahki.rv, blooins burg, l'a. a--3C. BADGES. WE AHE PREPATIK1 TO SHOW samples of metal, celluloid, woven and ribbon badges for all kinds of orders and so cieties, and can .iavo them made to order on abort notice. See samples and vet prices. Address Tui COLUMBIAN, JJloom.sburg, fa. MEN W AH TED K ii.m.l looting. Kxper'nce not necessary, su'ady employment. Best terms. Write at once and secure choice of territory. ALI.liN MIHUKIIV CO., IMMm. ltoclieslcr, IS. V, SALES. Tuesday, Mar. ao. At nine o'clock a. m., on the premises in Scott town ship, valuable personal property, con sisting of horses, cattle, farm imple ments, grain, hay &c, by Funk & Petriken. See bills. Justices and Constables Fee Bill. Justices and constables can procure copies of fee bill under the act of 1S93, at the Colu.miiian office. It is print ed in pamphlet form, and is very con venient for reference. It also con tains the act of 1SS9 concerning the destruction of wolves, wildcats, foxes and minks. They will be sent by mail to any address on receipt of ao cents in stamps. tf. NEIGHBORHOOD NEWS. Interesting Items From Various Points in the County, Reported by Our Staff of Correspondents East Benton. Hon James McHenry of Cambra, complains with a cold. Judge Krickbaum had a slight at tack of grippe. Mrs. Anna Laubach, wife of I. K. Laubach, is suffering from pulmonary troubles the result of a seige of measles. Philip Gibbons is now down with measles. Measles have been lurking in ambush in every nook and corner of our community. The pleasant spring weather has brought the plaintive notes of summer birds. Never have we known the highways in such a terrible plight. Mud, mud, mud. There is an old adage, "April freezes what March grows." But the ground hog is not responsible for the weather. The "jail birds" must have a gala time in their cage at "Sing Sing." It is very fortunate in politics as well in geography, that a "Hill" is not a mountain. There was one Benedict Arnold of Revolutionary fame, but American Independence was achieved all the fm WELL BALANCED the mind of the woman who knows the best medicine for her aches, pains and tf a weakness, is to be Favorite Prescrip tion. It is a remedy which corrects and cures the distressing derangements and dis eases peculiar to wo men, builds up and strengthens her sys tem when she's weak, run-down and overworked. For an invigorat ing, restorative tonic, especial ly adapted to woman's needs the " Favorite Prescription " is so positive in its effect that it is guaranteed. If it ever fails to benefit or cure, in cases for which it's advised, you have your money back. What else can be "just as good" for you? - For bearing-down sensations, ulceration, inflammation, every thing known as "female com plaint," this is a remedy that's safe, certain, and proved. Take it for the prompt re lief it imparts. ame. So there may be another Bene dict Arnold in the person of Senator Hill, but that w:ll not obstruct the passage of the Wilson Bill. Whatever differences of opinion there may exist in relation to protec tion and free trade, among the rank find file of all political shades, thefc differences of opinion, I hold, are honest. But so far as relates to the well being of the masses, I hold that protection is a fraud, a delusion and a snare. But the opposition are of an honest, different opinion, Hence, whichever may be the best, I do not propose to lose the good will of my republican friends for the difference of the benefit of either system. Winter grain looks promising at the present time. The old saying "big fish eat the lit tle fish" is more apparent today than at any previous history of the world. Constantly there are syndicates form ing and combining eclipsing all previous like concerns and retiring smaller firms. This is true of all branches of business aid industry of the world. The bicycle is about thawed out, and its familiar spin will soon be wit nessed on every highway. Flitting time has come and a great many changes will be made. Andrew Belles, of north east Benton, will move on btrat Stevens farm east of Cambra; diet Baker will move in a house on John Ashelman's farm s Charles Stew art will move in a house owned by John Ipher j M. Rhone, one of Will iam Ipher's tenants, will move to Fairmount township ; Alonzo Fetter will move well, we have not yet learned where. Waller. Miss Caroline Ilirlem.in who has been at Millville for several weeks is spending a few days at home. Rev. Philip Thomas of the M. E. church, preached his last sermon for this year on Sunday as he goes to con ference this week, while Rev. Minsker of the minority faction of the Evan gelical church, preached his first ser nion for the ensuing year, he having been stationed at this place for anoth er year. Miss Ella McHenry is now busy studying music, after the cares of the school room arc over for the day, as she recently purchased a fine new organ. The singing school closed at this place on Saturday evening, with a well rendered public concert which was largely attended and highly appreciated. Mr. Eves is an excellent teacher and has made many friends. Mr. II. J. Hirleman has completed his winter's work at Baumtown, and is now making arrangements preparatory to moving to Benton sometime during the month. He will be greatly miss ed at this p'ace. We have been having unusually fine weather all through this month for the time of year in these hills, yet we are fearful to brag much about it for fear a blizzard will come pouncing down upon us. Mr. C. R. Cox, the genial proprie tor of the Millville Temperance House, attended the concert here on Saturday evening. Mr. D. L. Everhart was elected tax collector at the recent election instead of Mr. F. P. Yorks, as was erroneously published in the papers. Messrs. Yorks and Sones were elected super visors. Human Pigs. THE LAW MUST TAKE HOLD OF THEM TO PRESERVE THE COMMUNITY. Poverty is no crime, but the filthy ways and filthy lives of many people are criminal, and this interpretation should be put upon the wholesale dis regard of hygienic surroundings by the authorities. The man who throws a dead animal into the alley is held amendable to the laws of the land, while the woman who lets all sorts of filth accumulate within her house is protected by the door of her house ; but she should not be. We wiil not approach the point of eradicating diseases which are eradi cate until we go at the work at the right end and in the right manner. There are human pigs, and they are not so scarce as to excite wonder either. These must be handled by the usual means of abating nuisances ; and if the healthy well being of a community depend upon house clean ing by the strong arm of the law, why, in goodness name let it come to that I 1 nere is a great problem that our age is not likely to settle, and it re lates to the welfare of the poor, for they are with us always. Poverty stalks abroad in the land, and to re lieve it calls for a new deal somewhere, This great question the wise men who make our laws will settle to their own, but not to their neighbors' satisfaction; but the one fact remains undisproved, and that is that cleanliness is less ex. expensive than quarantine Dr. John A. He Armand. in the Medical Bulle tin. gWol YsLEEP CLEAR LJ (LONG MENTAL I in STRONG ENERGY I 3 NERVES Sarsaparilla S. P. Smith, of Townmla, l'a., whoso constitution was completely broken down, Is cured by Ayer'a Sarsapnrilla. He writes: " For eight yenrs, I whs, most of tho time, a preat sufferer from constlpa tlon, kidney trouble, ami indiges tion, bo tlint my constitution seemed to lie. completely liroKcn down. I was induced to try Ayer's Sarsnpurilla, and took nearly seven bottles, with such excellent results tlint my stomach, bowels, and kidneys are in perfect con dition, and, in all their functions, as regular ns clock-work. At the timo I bepan taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla, my weight was only 129 pounds j I now can brag of 159 pounds, and was never In so pood health. If you could see mo be fore and .after using, you would want mo for a traveling advertisement. I believe this preparation of Sarsaparilla to bo tho best in tho market to-day." Ayer's Sarsaparilla rrepnrcd by Dr. J. C. Ayer it Co., Lowell, Mass. Cures others,will cure you "I have used Ayei's Hair Vigor for a number of years, and it has always given me satisfaction. It is an excel lent dressing, prevents the hair from turning 'gray, insures its vigorous growth, and keeps the scalp white and clean, Mary A. Jackson, balem Mass. Judgment Against A County. AM ATTORNEY WINS A CASE AFTER TAKING IT TO THE SUPREME COURT. The Surprc'ivte Court last week re versed the Common Pleas Court, schuylkill county, in the case of the county of Schuylkill vs. James V. Minogue, appellant, in an opinion hended down by Chief Justice Sterrett. Mr. Minogue was attorney for the County Commissioners, a-ul the Audit ors of thS county in going over the accounts charged him with having over drawn $4o for solicitor' fees. The case was carried into the courts where judgment was entered and Mr. Minogue fi'ed ft rule to show cause whw the iiulo-mpnt ahmtlil lint lin etri-lr . j ). . ....... v. .mi u 1. u 1 n en off on the eround th.it the Auditor had no jurisdiction in his case. llic lower court discharged the rule and this anneal was then taken. Chief it Justice Sterrett reviewed the case at . 1 .1. 1 -. j: ... suiiic leiigui, anti, aucr discussing inc Questions of law involved. rvirsei1 flip decree of the lower court discharging the rule, reinstated the rule and ordered and decreed that the rule be made ab solute and the judgment discharged, the costs in both the lmvir ronTt nmi the Surprenie Court to be paid by the county 01 scnuyiKiu. for Vaccinated 47 Times. There is a your g man in Williams port who has discovered a new method of vaccination and of the four phy sicians who have attended him not one will deny the efficacy of the mc'h od. The young fellow's name is Werts. and his home is on Mulberry street The account of how he was vaccinated without the aid of a physician is curi ous as well as interesting. Previous to the closing of the schools to children not vaccinated Dr. P. C. Rcilly was called in and vaccinated a littls sister of Wens' on the arm. The vaccination "took" in first class style and the little girl endured all stages of the effect. At last she reached the itching one, and after trying finger nails and rubbing to allay the itching she hit upon the brilliant idea of using the hair brush, which proved a very fair frcratcher. She brushed over the vaccination once or twice, and was so delighted with the result that she used the brush several different times. Now her brother had purchased a new shirt. It was a woolen shirt and those who have ever worn woo en shirts next to the skin will appreciate the young man's endeavors to find someone who would scratch his back. Finally getting desperate he took off the shirt and called his little sister to do the scratch act. Remembering the delightful results that had accompanied her use of the hair brush she alleviated her brother's suffering with that same article. He said it felt good and as she ex- pected to receive some pecuniary re ward for her services she brushed his back well. The next day Ur. Klump was sum moned to the house for some sickness and was told that the boy's back was broken out. He examined it and as it looked a little like small pox he sum moned Dr. Reily, and they in turn sent for Dr. Youngman and Health Officer Richter. They came near get ting up a good case of small pox out of it, but the hair brusli incident happened to be recounted and gave away the secret of the trouble. An ex amination disclosed the tact that the young man had been vaccinated on the back in forty seven different and distinct places, and Job and all his boils won t be "in it with that man when those forty seven vaccinations get 111 good working order, lie is 17 years old but Ins never having been vaccinated before will have been more than made up by this exciting plantation of vaccinations. The fact that 11 new sores have appeared since the first examination proves conclusively the hair brush theory and that it is not smallpox. the purchase of real estate, the erec. 1 - j tion of buildings or making of other improvements on lands or to pay off an incumberence at a verv low rate of , j interest and you cs.n have from 5 to jo years time to repay loan in easy monthly installments. Loans are made on euner farm or city property. Build ing loans are made and the amount of loan advanced as work nrocresses. Call on or address J. F. Harkins, Evans Block, Bloom sburg, Ta. 8-25-tt. Fashionnble Livery. The well known horseman has opened a fashionable livery in connec tion with his boarding stable at the hxchange Hotel Stables, where fine turnouts can be obtained, single or double. He has well broken and safe saddle and driving horses for ladies, all at reasonable rates. Orders left at the Exchange Hotel will receive prompt attention. Drivers furnished when desired. tf "W. A. Hartzei.l, Proprietor Where Eats Are Utilized Requisites of a Nowepapor Man, C. B. Johnson, in his short talk to the Wilkes Cure llich school pupils on Friday on newspaper life, said among other things: "If a man be patient as a beaver, keen eyed as an argus, sly as a hippopotamus, gentle as a gazelle with his friends and cold blooded as a crocodile with his enemies, with nerves that can be sus tained with out sleep, a stomach to which ginger pop is as refreshing as champagne and boarding house hash as a delicate ragout: if. in addition to all this, he has a soul to ignore the shiney sleeve to his coat and the hole in his unmentionables, with no fear of those he owes and no exceptions from those who owe him, he may start in with sonic faint show of success in country journalism. Leader. I Can Procure You Money Almost everywhere in the world, ex cept in Paris, rats are considered as a troublesome nuisance to be got rid ot by any means possible. The Parisians, on the contrary, convert this nuisance into a useful member of society and a source of revenue. In Paris rats are collected from every possible source and placed in the great pound, where the carcasses of all animals dying in the city are thrown. These remains are speedily disposed of by the rats, which leave behind nothing but the cleanly picked bones. There are no such sea veneers as rats. About four times a year these rats are killed and their skins are utilized in the everywhere admired form of Parisian gloves to decorate the hands of loveliness the world over. Legal advertisements are printed on the seventh page. tf. DR.KILMER'S kidney: livers to; La Grippe, Cures the bud after eBccts of thli trying- epi demic and restores lost vigor and vitality. Diabetes, Eieeslve quantity and high colored urine. Impure Bioo3, Eczema, scrofula, malaria, pimples, blotches. General Weakness, Constitution nil run down, lora of ambition, And a dilucHimtioii to all sort of lubor. Uuaruntvc-l't-e contents of One Bottle, If not benefit!, DruiJi; will refund to you the rlctt iuid. At DriiKttltttn, r,Oc, Stzc9 $1.00 Slza MInvuiiiLt Guide to IToaJtli" trie- Consultation fre. Dr. Kim: kk & Co., IHnghamton, N. For Three Generations 1 Mrs. Hattie Frazer, 1303 East Ave., Hamilton, O., says: Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup has been used for a long time in her mother's, her own, and her daugh ter's family. She pro nounces it an excellent cough remedy. Feb. 8, 1893. Wild Antldotsl-Pflcs 10 Ctt. At sll tistlsr. XLo.TOEritr.wW.... JsBfcjfflrT XkmssTL Jra Mr. for Infants and Children. " Cnstorln Is so well adapted toclilldren that I recommend It as superior to any prescription known to me," It A. AncnitB, M. P., Ut Bo. Oxford BU, Brooklyn, N. T. "The am of 'Cnstorlo Is so universal and Its merits so well known that It seems a work of supereropatlon to endonw It. Few are the Intelligent families who do nut keep Cartorla within sasy reach." Carlos Mjuityh, T. P., New Vork City. Tim CrarrArn Oomtaht, 17 Mraiur Btrhxt, Knr Yom Crrr Cnstnrla cures Colic, ConBtlpatlon, Sour Stomach, Dlarrhrpn, Hructatlon, Kills V.'orms, giro sleep, and promotes A Rextlon, Without Injurious mod leaf Inn. "For Boreral years 1 have recommend your 'Cantorla,' and nlmll always continue. t do so ns it has Invariably produced bone0cl4 results." Enwiw F. Pardee, M. P., 125th Street and 7th Ave,., Now York City, B. F. SiiARrLESs, Pres. N. U. Funk, Sec. C. II. Campdell, Treas, BLOOMSBUR LAND IMPROVEMENT COMPANY Capital Stock, $30,0O0. Plotted property is in the coming business centre of the town. It includes alao part of the factory district, and has no equal in desirability for residence purposes. diUlUJii LUli are ollercd at values that will be doubled in a short time. No sucli opportnnitv can be had elsewhero to make money. Lots secured on SMALL MONTHLY PAYMENTS: Maps of tho town and of plotted property furnished on an plication. (Jail upon or write to the Secretary, or J. S. 00d3, Sales Agent, or any member of the Board of Directors. BOARD OF DIRECTORS. B. F. Siiarplf.ss; J. L. Dillox. C. W. Neal A. G. Briggs, Dr. I. VV. Willits. Dr. II. W. McReynolds, N. Tj. Fuxk. n-19-tf sTW m -GIVEN TO- REP JLI JST O- ATCHES, CLOCKS, JEWELRY, -AT- CT. Gk WELLS. Eyes examined free of charge. J. G. WELLS. wa"irix. J s scr Dm't Get Yourself in a Box BY BUYING SHOES OF AN 5 IUAUH, 7 It's a risk you can't afford to run can't afford any way when we can supply you with an article that is beyond question. We handle the best makes of Shoes for Children- BOYS need no longer wear girls' shoes as we have a line made especially for the small Bovs. Ladies who' wear Spring lieeled Shoes will hnd a goeu assortment at the sforeof W, C. McKlNNEY. H. . Clark's Building, Main street. Fine PHOTO GRAPHS and CRAYONS at McKillip Bros., B'oomsburg. The best are the cheapest. hENNYFWYM I'M ft sS 1 - .FILLS oriKtniii linn Only tt nLlr.u. arc, vlayi rtlltMt. tDii, DiUKifivl lor (AirtnHrr t ' Kittth Ma . mond Vraud In liiul mud Uuld un'inllle jtnnci, itfclMl with Aaa rll'itoQ. Tuk Hunt and innitaliun. At UrautUtl. or wnd At tn Hll!lU hit joulioulB,.!, lcaiiuiotilk.1 u4 ' Iti-tlff tur f.aU't, ltir, It rvlum lllllL lO.ll (HI 'l..IiMiOtltul. lm fit.!.. I...-,.- S t. V . kl ...II . 8-9-4 W. PENNSYLVANIA L RAILROAD. PER S.CrJALLY-C0?Jl5UCTED PLEASURE TOURS Fl (IPinA .Innunry-'Wtli. l'Yhrunry 13tt I LUI1IU.. nnJiTUi. Mai-. H l lili iinil JTili. '1 wo works In tho Lund nr KIuh-i-i-h on Hie Ural four lours, whlln ticket fur lusi tmir urn good to return unlll May Hist, Special trains ot I'ulliimn Sleeping and Dlnlnif t'nrs. Unto from New York ro.UO, from J'lill:i(l. !ntil f4s,0. I'lO porttuuute rates from oilier points. .Timiinrv 1MM. Kehru- flrvNrli.'Vnivli lHt Blld April i:nii, vny Hil MM villi. '1 liree-o.iv lours to th National I'liplnil, coverlnir rnllif4 fare u ml hotel necoiniiiotlallon. Kate Irom N'e York $18.00 una 1S 60, hum I'll IndelpMa t".1 tcto:t tzr.t r.r chats:?: i::::::&rt For tickets, Itineraries, and full Information apply to Tourht, Airent, i1 South Fourth Street. l'hl Mdelplilii; lltiil llroailway, New York. HI.0 Kulioii street, Urooklyu ; or sus Wuslilnt,''"'' Nlreel, llOHtou. S. M. HM fortT, J. R. WOOD, OKf). w; 0YI. Gen';. Manai;er. Uen'l. 1'uss. AkI. Asst. Cieni 1-lo-lOt. 1'uss. AgC WASHINGTON.