HOW TRAMPS TRAVEL. ObsrrvittliHiK of a Writer Who Joined (lit Vnuiiliori'1 I'mti'mlty. TIip Novi-iiilitT tVntiiry oontnlns n oni(.io nrtli'V entitled "Trump n with Trump," lii-int; the record of the ue timl ml ventures of n youii;,' Ann rieni who (lisnulci'd hi ui'lf ns n tiiinip iitul took to tho road. The following U an extract from the article: Of the State In the western district, I think that Illinois, Iowa. W'.w otisin, Minnesota and n part of (,'al fm iiia are the best for tramps. Illinois Is thought especially well of ly vagabonds lie cause of Its "good" railroads. The Illi nois Central, for Instance, Is known tho conntry over ns the best for n Journey .South, and 1' have known tramps to travel from New York city to ('ltleauo and go South by this line rather than start front New York di rect for New Or en tin. The ('., 11. & Q. is also a jjrent "snap;" In fact, so much so that, when I was on the road, It was called "the bums' Hue." In Ne braska, where the Q. becomes the 11. & M. It., the lines nre more tlfrhtly drawn, and It behooves n roadster to take the tmeks If he Is anxious to make pood time. Truck rid Inn ts necessary almost everywhere west of the Mississippi. Of course one can "fool around" freight trains, but he Is liable to bo knocked off when the train Is at full speed, and unless this occurs on the desert, or where the Rrouud Is rather soft. It may prove dangerous. I once attempted to ride a "freiKht" on the Southern Tn cltlc Komi, and It was the hardest ex perience I ever encountered. I hung on to the side of a cattle car lu order to keep out of the brakemaus way, but ho eventually found me and or dered nit? to get up on top. There I was made to turn my pockets Inside out to convince him that I had no money. Beliitf anjtered that I could not give him a dime, he said: "Well, hit the gravel! I can't carry you on this tralu." I told him that I would never lilt the gravel unless he stopped the train. "You won't, eh?" he said; "well, now, we'll see." So he chased me over his train for about fifteen min utes. I dodged here and there, and found that I was quite able to elude him ns long ns he alone followed me; but soon the "Con." appeared, and then the chase began In earnest. They final ly pressed so near that I was com pelled to climb down the side of a cat tle ear. They tantalized mo by spit ting nnd swearing. Finally the "Con." climbed down also, nnd stepped ou my fingers, so I had to let go. Fortunate ly, the train was slackening Its speed Just then 1 really think the engineer had a hand lu the matter, for he Is usually a good fellow nnd I got off safely enough. But I had to "drill" twenty miles that nfternoon without a bite to eat or a drink of water. In the far West nfter that experience I al ways made use of the trucks. The usual time for Eastern and West ern tramps to start South Is In Octo ber. During this month large squads of vagabonds will be found travelling towards "Orleans." I once was on nu Illinois Central freight train when seventy-three tramps were fellow-passengers, nnd nearly every one was bound for either Florida or Louisiana. A Theorist Who Failed. Thero recently died In New Jersey, nt the age of seventy-three, a theorist who had spent all ltis fortune, which at one time was considerable, nnd nil his life In a vain attempt to solve the problem of extracting the silver which Ilea In solution In the sea from the salt water which holds It. He lived down on the coast in a cottage which he built years ago, nnd on every side were constructed sluices, runways, washes and the various appliances with which lie was experimenting. The interior of tlie cottage resembled the apartments of a medieval alchemist rather than that of a nineteenth century house by the sea. It was fitted with retorts, phials, crucibles, and In the corner was a diminutive furnace. Some ten years ago he was joined In his labors by a young woman about eighteen. She at tended him up to the day of his burial, but since that time k'.io has disappeared and no trace of her can be found. The cottage is dilapidated, and no heirs have claimed It, nor has any paper been found to Indicate the name or origin of Its strange occupants. Phila delphia Kecord. I The Art of Spelling. Some person of inquiring mind has ilgurcd It out that bad spelling is sim ply a defect of eyesight. According to his rotion the man or woman who had perfect eyesight when learning to read grasped the correct position of every letter and so learned to spell faultless ly. The nearsighted child, on the other hand, could only grasp the idea con veyed by each word and riot Its com ponent pnrts. This Is Ingenious, but not strictly correct. If it were, the blind child would be unable to spell at all, while the denf mute, whose eye sight Is ubnormally sharp, should never make un orthogrnpl.lc mistake. Both of these suppositious nre fnlie, ns every one knows. The man who Is unable to spell will have to find some better excuse than this, as the defect will ..till le charged to loose mental habits and want of method lu educated minds, and to'positive Ignorance In others. Kansas City Times, Antlquiti'luii TrvitHiireH, Recent excavations near Bologna have unearthed nnclent tombs contain ing many pottery vases and a wealth of bronzes plus, knives, razors, horse bits, buckets and boxes. The most un common find Is a small chariot of bronze, which has been mounted In the museum of Bologna. In the Etruscan lumuliis of I'letrera other excavators have found stores of cups called buc cherl, one of which has .ones of uul ninls stamped on Its sides. Some nre covered with gold leaf. Tarts of two exquisite gold bracelets with pendants of human heads and figures In em bossed gold leaf are In this find, to gether with a necklace of seventy hol low bends, ribbed and with thirty gold pendants In the shape of busts of wo men with breast plates attached. These nnd other objects will be placed in the museum at Florence. Thuy were Kuther Small. The young men were showing, with n good deal of pride, the results of their T fishing expedition. P "Mr. Brooxtpn," snid a young wo- tunn, "fish go In schools, do they not'" "I believe so; but "why do you usUV "Because If they do I am willing to wager a box of glovea that you have broken up an infant class." Washing ton butx. . A RIVAL FOR NEW ENGLANP. Cmlll-ili Cull lia Caught In llclirlng Ron nt n UimmI Profit. The New Kngland cod llshlng Indus try I tli real i tied with competition oil tin- I'acllte coast, l'ried llsli Is already b' i:ig shlpp' d by the carload over a 'r.iiiscntitliictiinl railroad to New York, mil thence M the West Indian uli.l i ."ouiii American uiniKcia. a rotiuciion of !d per cent. In rates has made this enterprise profitable. A I'liget Sound packer of the fish, being asked what were the prospects of taking nwny the market from New Kngland, said: "Cod can be caught In Behring Sen, brought to the Sound, nnd dried or cured for one cent a pound less than on the New lig'atid coast, and nt the present rates we can compete with the New Kngland fisheries right In their own territory. So far this yenr I have ship ped two carloads, twenty tons, of dried cod to New York, where they nre sold to brokers for shipment to the West Indies and South America, nnd the business can be done nt n good profit. 1 have had n schooner In Behring Son, tills Hummer catching cod. nnd havo put up 150 tons so far. Dried fish nre the only kind suitable for hot coun tries, and they nre put up In drums or casks holding from 2."0 to 41)0 pounds. Cured tlsh nre sold almost entirely In the I'nited States. We should be nble lo work up a market In Hawaii and Australia, for there are no cod south of the equator, nlso on the west coast of South America. As fast ns the fish are en tight they are cleaned nnd salted on board the ship nnd stowed nwny until there Is n full cargo. Then they are brought to the drying nnd curing works, dried In the sun nnd tied up lu bundles for shipment. The pickle cured lish are soaked In tauks of brine for n month or so. 1 have been using Carman Island salt from the Gulf of California, as It Is the best on the coast nnd dmn not discolor the fish. A similar business might be worked up in shipping smoked halibut East. Glou cester, Mass., now controls the trade, but lish are more abundant on this coast and ctyi be caught and smoked more cheaply." U': Honor to a 'blo Sire. If the words of the scoffer who said "The first citizen of Kentucky Is a horse" were wholly true, the flags on our public buildings would be at half mast to-day. For Longfellow Is dead. The news will set many men to dreaming. They will recall the days of more than t.veuty yenrs ago, when uncouth John Harper's big brown colt was the pride of the W est. They will remember how the rising fame of a younger rival caused Longfellow's owner to break his resolve that the victor over the greatest racers of the East should run no more, and will see with memory's eyes the car travelling from Kentucky to the seaboard bear ing the legend, "Longfellow goes to meet his friend Harry Bassett." The famous race brought defeat to Long fellow, but with It such glory as no other horse ever gained from victory. llie superb courage he showed when. crippled past nil remedy, he raced to the end nnd nlmost won, mny explain the love for the thoroughbred that lies deep lu the heart of every true Ken- tuckian. That love beyond a doubt exists. It may not be movinl by the pigmy strug gles of to-day. But let giants like Longfellow meet lu battle and once more nerves will tingle, nnd across the blue grass will ring out cheers that come from the very soul. The days of Longfellow weie the brightest of American racing. The turf and trick ery were not then correlative terms. Honor ns well as money was the aim. Longfellow, in nil his races, won less than undeveloped colts now receive for a few seconds scamper, but no gained what none of these can do fame that will not die ns long as horses nnd men exist. To his descendants be has Imparted his own great qualities, and there was not much exaggeration lu the paraphrase praising him as first as n race horse, first as a sire, nnd first In the hearts of his country men. " Let no one ridicule Kentucklans for honoring a horse, ltemember that ho once stood for Kentucky against all comers. Nor will he be forgotten now that the third sin of old John Har per's monument will be filled, and un der the blue grass three will He to getherHarper, Ten Brouck and Long fellow. Courier-Journal. Ittlirhllil' ColonlM In Palentlne. Baron Edmond de Rothschild, whose presence nt Constantinople has been of material advantage to his colonists In Palestine, has bought a large tract of pasture land, the personal property of the Sultan, near the Jordan. lie In tends to found there a large Jewish colony. Life nnd property in that re gion have been much moro secure with in the last fifteen years than formerly owing to the Important military sta tion established there by the govern ment, which lias also constructed a bridge over the Jordan to facilitate communication between Jerusalem nnd the valleys on the other side of that river, whence the Holy City obtains most of its cereals. An Iron bridge Is now being built near Saroua, on tho road from Jaffa to Sliechoni, nnd the road between the former town nnd Jerusalem has been Improved. This Shopper. "There Is a thinker over there," said n dry goods clerk the other day, ns he pointed to a comfortable and tleshy looklng matron who was watching an other clerk Juggle boxes down from a shelf. "I hope sho will not come over here, for I know what It will mean." Squibs, who wus not particularly Im pressed with the customer's nppenrnuco as an Intellectual looking woman, ven tured to ask what a thinker was. "Why," replied the clerk, smiling, "she's one of those women who, unfor tunately, aro frequent visitors, nnd who, ufter we have shown thein every conceivable pattern we've got, end by saying, '1 guess I'll think It over before deciding.' I ulways feel like (elllng them to guess again, for I know what that means it means that It is a ten to one shot that she don't want tho goods. I don't mind working for my salary, but I hate to take gymnastic exercise for these people, nnd 1 always steer clear of thinners." Philadelphia Call. A Noble End. "My friend," said tho solemn old gen tleman, "to what end has your life work been directed?" "To the head end," murmured tho bnrber, nud then silonco fairly poured. It didn't merely reign. Indianapolis journal. TEN MILES ABOVE EARTH. Intrrt-ni lug KxrlimnU at the ItlgtiMt Point ft llaloon Ever ltoHi liril. One of the most Interesting exper! tnent with balloons that has ever ! n undertaken was that of Messrs. II r nute and Bes.-iucon ot Paris-Yauglr.in!. They HtifcciiUil In sending a Imllo. ,i to the unprecedented elevation of 1U,- o xi metres, or about 10 miles. Thero were no people In the balloon, but It cnrrled a variety of self-registering In struments designed to record the tem perature, the atmospheric pressure, etc. The little balloon wns started on Its lofty trip nbout noon, when the air wns reinnrknbly still nnd clear. It rose rapidly, nnd in three-quarters of nu hour had attained nn elevation of 10 miles, nt which height It remained for several hours. It was there subjected to nn atmos pheric pressure only about one-eighth as great ns Hint nt the surface of the earth, nnd M. Ilermlte explains Its floating for so long a time nt ft con stant height by supposing that the tem perature does not vnry sensibly with the elevation of the floating body after tho latter has attained nn altitude where seven eighths of the atmospher ic pressure Is lacking and where thero remains no trace of water vnpor. But towards 6 o'clock, when, with the decline of day. the temperature be gan rapidly to fall, the balloon started bnck towards the earth, arriving with ft gentle motion which did not disturb the Instruments It cnrrled, nt 7:11 nt Chnnvres, near Paris-Vauglrard, from which It had started. The balloon was visible with n. tele scope during the entire time. It shone like the planet Venus seen by day. By means of n micrometer attached to an astronomical telescope the apparent diameter of the balloon could cosily hnvo been measured, nnd this would have furnished a means of calculating Its altitude Independent of the record of the barometer which It carried. The barometer and thermometer were furnished with automatic pens driven by clockwork, by means of which d'a grams of the chnnges of pressure and temperature that the balloon experi enced were obtnlned. At the height of nbout 7 miles the thermometer marked a temperature of K degrees Fahrenheit below icro. Then the Ink In the registering pens of both the thermometer nud the barometer be came froeen and the records were In terrupted. But, as the balloon continued to rise, the Ink thawed ugnln, nnd at ihe ten nille level the automatic records were renewed. The temperature registered there was only nbout (1 degrees below zero. The Increase of temperature Is ascribed to the effect of the unclouded sun heating the air In the basket that contained the instruments. The low est record of the barometer was 103 millimetres, or a trifle more than four inches. M. Hermlte cnlls nttentlon to the fact that the density of the nlr at the height of ten miles, where the balloon remained during most of the nfternoon, Is less than that existing upon the plains of the moon, on the assumption that the atmospheric density on the moon is proportional to the force of gravity at the surface of that orb. If this Is correct, then the instru ments would have behaved about tho same If M. Hermlte hnd been able to place them on the moon as they did when he sent them only ten miles above the en rth. Youth's Compaulon. A nig African Diamond. Big dlnmonds from South Africa have long ceased to be nn interesting Item of news. But the very biggest of nil still claims a note. It has been found at Jagersfonteln, "Hunter's Spring," nnd It weighs 070 carats. We mny say confidently that this Is the largest diamond of which Indisputable record Is preserve. Both tho ICohl noor nnd the Pitt are said to have been bigger In the rough. Tradition declares, Indeed, that the former weigh ed 1,833 carats, but since that tradition refers to the date of the Mnhabnarata, say 3000 B. C, Its value depends main ly In faith. The first categorical state ment about It Is the reference of Ak bar In his autobiography. He observes that the stone weighed 144 carats when he possessed it nn obvious er ror, seeing that it weighed 180 when surrendered to her Majesty. How ever, experts admit that the Kohluoor could not have been less than 1,000 carats when found, If of perfect shape, ns Is alleged. The South African tro phy comes near It But no such rav ing joy and marvel as convulsed the realm of Golconda In heroic times broke the quiet of Jogersfontein. The Under himself, If an old hand, would gladly havo taken half the weight In stones of a reasonable size. What on earth can you do In these days with a dia mond as big as a duck's egg? You cannot even exhibit It with a fair profit, for the cost of Insurance more than balances the very qualified en thusiasm of tho public. Saving tho chance of finding a demented million aire to buy, It will be wisest to cut tho monster Into pieces. London Stnudard. He Knew a Safe Man. A prominent Methodist clergyman, who now resides in San Francisco, tells this Incident, which occurred In a Pullman sleeper while riding through Iowa. As the train passed over the State line into Iowa a seal was put on the liquor sideboard 'n the buffet, nnd the clergyman, wlshl ig to tout the en forcement of the prohibition Rnv, call ed the porter nnd nsked him if he could get a little whiskey. "Oh, yes, sail," said the porter. "And how about a little wine?" quer ied the minister. "1 think I can fix you, sah," was tho prompt and whispered reply. "But," continued tho reverend gen tleman, "how about ' prohibition In Iowa?" "Oh," said the porter, with a know ing wink, "we always pick our men, sah." San Francisco Argonaut. MlMlnterprutecl. It was ot an afternoon tea and ho was young ns wns shown by tho fact of his attending such ft function. He kept glancing nervously at her from tluio to time, and hovered nbout her continually marks of favor which she thought she could Interpret. Several times It wns evident that ho wished to speak to her, but the other guests In terrupted him. Finally, when she wns nbout to go, he rushed up to her, color ing violently. She graciously helped hlni out. "Is there something ym wish to say to me?" she murmured. "Yes yes. I hope you'll pnrdon my saying II but you have a streak of mustard ou your cheek." That Macbing Cough if allowed to run, will destroy the lining to Throat and Lungs, weaken the system and invite the Consumption Germ. Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil, with hypophosphites of lime and soda, builds up the system, overcomes Chronic Coughs and Colds, and strengthens the Lungs. Physicians, the world over, endorse it. SCOTT'S EMULSION It th most nourishing: food known to sclsncs. It Is Cod-liver Oil rendered palatable and easy to assimilate, Prepared by Boott Sown, N.V. Druaslata sell It. B. K. SiiARri.ESs, Pres. N. U. BLOOMSBURG LAND IMPROVEMENT COMPANY Capital Stock, $30,0O0. Plotted piopcity is in the town. It includes also part of equal in ucsiraonuy ior residence purposes. CHOICE LOTS are offered at values that will be doubled in a short time. No such opportunity can be Lots secured on SMALL Maps of the town and of plotted property furnished on ap plication. Call upon or write to the Secretary, or J. S. Woods, SrIch Agent, or any member ot the Uoaril of Directors BOARD OF DIKKCTOKS. B. F. SiiAnrLEss; C. W. JNel A. G. UR. II. W. iUClvEYKOLDS, . ALEXANDER BROTHERS & CO. DEALERS IN Cigars,. Tobacco. 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Cami-ukm Trcas. comii'g business centre of the the factory district, ami lion uo had elsewhere to make money. MONTHLY PAYMENTS- J. L. Dillon. Briggs, Dr. I. W. Willits, JN. U. FUNK. 5 12 tf following brands of Clgara- 13 L YEAR FOR THE IHDUSTRIGUS. If vuu wunt work that iili-uaiil unci prolitr.lile, una uyuurukliVM lwimi.litin.-li . li t Uui h n.i n u:mI noiiii u liow to turn llm.i tt..-,.oo .i i iia io l,l0 irr year without liuvinii htm r-tiir t'HTiliiCU,Uliil ttU lliah till' l'UI hlMllt III III IlKll tliiy cuu umk thai iiuiouiil. Nuthinii ilillicull lo hum or th.u rruuiun much tunc ',v uork la mv, h. ulthy, hii.1 honorable, unit can bcuoiif dur lia iliiyliiiiif or i veiilni,', rilil in jmirowii I. .ml iiy, whi-ri-vi-r you live. 'J li rvxiilt or it few lioiirx' work often eiimiln n wi4-k' wiiii. . V Imvi- Itmiiht Ihoinmuih; of both inti iiml nil hkch, iiml ninny liuvo luiil (oiiiiiliitiona ll.m will uri'lv lirlnj ihrm rlchm Koine of the Kiimile-l men In thi country owe their eucccf a In life la tlm mart given them while in our employ ji nr nieo. Yon, riwler, iniiv lo n wi ll; try It Vim cannot fail. No cnpilal neci UMirv. We fit vn-i i ut W illi oiiietliliin thin ii new, nollil, anil core. A bonk brimful of advice ia In e to till Help vour "'' I'y wrlihiR for it to day i.ot to morrow. Uclnyt arc costly. E. C. ALLEN & CO., Box 420, AUGUSTA. MAINE. 3Look Mere ! Do you Mant Yi Do you waul tin Do you want n Do you wantnnv kind of n MUSICAL IN STRUMENT? Do you want SHEET MUSIC? If so, do not send your mon ey away from home, but deal with a reliable dealer right here, who will make things right, if there is anything wrong. For anything in this line the place to go is to J 3. Ssltzer's. Ware-rooms, Main' Street be low Market. THE MARKETS. BLOOMSBURG MARKETS. ;OOKRICT1D WIIILT. BITA1L KICIS. Butter per lb $ .22 .22 .14 14 to .08 to .08 So .80 4.00 18.00 .70 aS 1. 00 to .35 .10 .08 .14 .08 OS IS .13 03 hggs per dozen Lard per lb... , Ham per pound. Pork, whole, per pound 07 Beef, quarter, per pound, . . . 06 v neat per DusheL Oats " " Rye " " Wheat flour per bbl Hay per ton Potatoes per bushel Turnips " .', Onions " " Sweet potatoes per peck 25 Cranberries per qt Tallow per lb Shoulder " Side meat " " Vinegar, per qt IJned apples per lb Dried cherries, pitted Raspberries Cow Hides per lb Steer " S 5 Calf Skin 40 Sheep pelts , to .90 .70 2.00 i.S '5 1.25 .10 .12 .10 .10 Shelled corn per bus Corn meal, cwt Bran, " Choo " Middlings " Chickens per lb Turkeys " , Geese " " . . . . Ducks " M Coal. No. 6, delivered 2.50 3 5" 2.25 3 S " 4 and s " " 6aat y ard " 4 and 5 at yard PARKER'S HAIR BALSAM CiMnu And bvautifiui tho half. PruuiuUif a luxuriant growth. Never Fails to Boatora Oraj Hair to lta YoutMul Color. Cututf walp diM'c A hair faUuif. i(.-,niHlWnat DnuTlif J.V I'urkor'n Uumor Tunlo. ll cure. tl. ..i.t l ""'1! ek I.uiif., Drbilily, lmligutlon, lm, Tkh. I tlunfc 4U eW HINDERCORNS. Th. only mre eure fill Come