THE SHAMROCK. Thwe Is a legend tlint when St. Pat rick began to talk to the pagiin Irish of fh Trinity they would not listen to him wnta the hnppy thought struck him of Uluatrating tho doctrine by means of the Druid's Nicred plant the shamrock, or mall white clover. Tho three leaves growing on one stem used as a symbol nade his teachings clear, and the sham lock became henceforward sacred to St. Patrick. It is said by others that the shamrock is worn on St. Patrick's Day to represent the cross. It is a curious ftsct that the trefoil is called shamrakh fa Arabic, and that it was hold sacred in Ffttrlck " nonr Inverness. There FOOTSTEPS OF THE 8AINT. Tho Xonio of rntrlrk l'tTpi-limtrd In Many I.amln. Tlie footsteps of fct. Patrick may be tracpd almost from his cradle to his grave by the names of various places which he visited during his life. Assum ing his origin to have lccn Scottish, traces of his life begin in Dumbarton shire, Scotland, where tho legondary place of his birth is known as Kflpatrick (cell or church of Patrick). Dalpatrick (tho district or division of Patrick) is in Lanarkshire. Crnigiihadriir (the rock of are ancient Tersia as emblematical of the lrn Triads. Pliny, in his natural his tory, says that serpent are never seen pon trefoil, and that it is an antidote to the bite of the snake and the sting of the eorpion. e's a sweet little spot away down br Capo kit's Ireland herself, to all Irishmen dear Wbare tlio white praties blossom like Ulcgant nowers, i the wild birds slog sweetly above tho ponnd towers. the dear little shamrock, that none can withstand, Ik the beautiful emblem of old Ireland. Ik his hat good fit. Patrick used always to wear tkahamrck whenever ho went to a fair, Aat NebachadnecEar no doubt highly prised A bit of the blossom when he went disguised, for the blossom of beauty Itself might expand Wben bedecked by the shamrock of old Ireland.. When far, far away a sweet blossom I've seen, Tl dreamt of shlllalaha and shamrocks so green, That grow, like two twins, on the bogs and tho hills. With a drop in my eye that with Joy my heart fills, Aai I've blessed tho dear sod from a far dis tant strand, And the beautiful shamrock of old Ireland. Dean Swift's Shortest Sermon. Dean Swift once preached a charity sermon in St. Patrick's cathedral, Dub lin, the length of which bored some of his bearers so greatly that their comments wached his ears. The next time he preach ed a charity sermon in the cathedral he took for his test the words,"He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth to the Lord, and that which he hath given will he pay Mm again." Repeating this text with emphasis the dean said, "Now, my bo loved brethren, you hear the terms of the loan; if you like the security, down with the dust.".. Tho contribution was a large one. O'Leary's Itetort to Curran. John Philpot Curran, the noted Irish barrister, and the no less renowned Fa ther O'Leary met at a nner one day, in the course of which rran said to the priest: "Reverend father, I wish you were St. Peter." "And why, councilor?" asked O'Leary. "Because," was tho reply, "in that case you would have the keys of heaven and you coiild let me in." "By my honor and conscience," said the divine, "if I had the keys to the oth er place it would be better for yon, for then I could let you out." A Sweet Irish Girl. ?i j ()c1'' AWM't Irish t ' fc irlrl 111 Mia W'ii For uhd's nnl.v. WAi&if1 ' witty, t-J-X She's hoaxing. ' 2fjsWv? WW's ooaxlifg. w.JMii7? u wio's smiling, -. hi 1 itTf 4f W Mm rattles. She prattles, Hho (lances And pranocs; OcliI A sweet Irish two churches called Klrkpatrick one at Irongray, in Kircudbright, and another at f ioming, in Dumfnoa. Tho place he sailed ft way from is known as Port Patrick, and tho place where ho first preached in England is called Patterdale (Patrick's dale), In Westmoreland. Flo founded another Kirkpatrick in Durham, and visiting w aies waucea over a causeway now cov ered by the sea and forming a danger ous shoal on Carnarvon bay, which be came henceforth Sarnbadrig (Patrick's causeway). lie sailed for the continent from Llan-Badrig (the Church of Patrick), in tho island of Anglosea. When he went to Ireland he first landed at Innispatrick (the Island of Pat rick), and next at Holmpatrick on the opposite sido of the mainland in the county of Dublin. On the Isle of Man he founded another Kirkpatrick, near Peel, and later he landed on the coast of Ireland, in the county of Down, where he converted the Chief Dioka and bap tized him on his own threshing floor, the name, Sabbal-Patrick (the barn of Patrick) perpetuating the event. From there he went to Temple-Patrick, in An trim, and thence to a lofty mountain in Mayo, which has ever sinee been called Cragh Patrick. In East Moath he foundod an abbey called Domnachpadroig (the Church of Patrick), and built a houso in Dublin where St. Patrick's cathedral now stands. Ia an island of Lough Dcrg, in the coun ty of Donegal, there is a St Patrick's purgatory; in Leinster, St. Patrick's Wood; atCashel, St. Patrick's rock, and there are St Patrick's wells scattered by the dozen all over Ireland. His death is said to have taken place at Down pa trick, where tho remains of St Bridget and St. Columb were laid beside him. A more curiously derived same than any of these is that of Stnrill, applied to a woll known place near Downpatrick. This name was originally Struth-fhuil (Stream of Blood), and is said to have been derived from the following circum stance: St Patrick was baptizing a con verted pagan chieftain at this place and inadvertently rested the iron point of his crozier on the chieftain's great toe, caus ing a serious wound, from wliich the blood flowed freely. The chieftain, how ever, in his ignorance of the rites of Christianity, bore the pain without flinch ing, and his fortitude has been commem orated as above set out O'Connell and the Fishwife. It was O'Connell who had the celebrat ed altercation with the fishwife on a wagor. O'Connell knew well the effect of polysyllables on the ignorant ear. The spirited discussion in which he opposed the language of Euclid against billings gate wound up as follows: Fishwife Go rinse your mouth in the Liffey, yon nasty ticklepitcher. After all the bad words you speak it ought to be filthier than your face, you dirty chicken of Beelzebub I O'Connell You're a most inimitable periphery I A convicted perpendicular in petticoats! There's contamination in your circumference, and you tremble with guilt clear to the extremities of your corollaries I You are a porter swip ing similitude of the bisection of a vor tex! At this the fishwife aimed a saucepan at O'Connell's head, and he was declared winner. , 1st. Patrick's Jawbone. For many years a family in Belfast, living in very humble state, were in pos session of a silver shrine inclosing what was said to be tho jawbone of St. Patrick. This relic was believed, and if it be still in existence is probably believed to this day, to possess potent virtues. A writer of some thirty years ago tells how he was taken when a child to see the relic, which was exhibited with signs of great veneration. At that time it contained but one tooth, though in the memory of persons thou living it hud contained five. Three had been given to members of the family who had gouo to America, and the fourth was deposited under the altar of tho Roman Catholic chapel at Derri aghy. The writer says: The curiously embossed case has a vory antiquo appearance, and it ia said to bo of immense ugo, but it is, though certainly old, not so very old as reported, for it carries tho "Hall mark" pluinly impressed upon it. This remarkable relio baa long been usod for a kind of ex tra judicial trial, similar to the Saxon corsnod, a test of guilt or innocence in a certain form of words, supposed to be an assorvation of the greatest solemnity, and liable to instantaneous supernatural and frightful punishment if falsely spoken. Responsibility of Saloon Keepers. The Harrisburg 7w(f,;)cwr?7 speak ing of the the peril that attends saloon keeping and the constant danger this class of persons ere in of transgressing the laws, says : "During the late quarter sessions court Dauphin county landlords of saloons and rasfanr.mu wumn its limits had another exper. lence ot the many ways in which thsy can be entrapped into trouble which prevents them from having renewals of license, or if thev succeed in seen ring such previlcges, the cost to which mey are put to before it is accomplish ed is ruinous in character. When it is considered that a tavern license costs $500 a year in a city, $250 in a borough and $7 in a townshin mn who hold such privileges and desire to nave mem renewed, can t be too care fill in manacini? their hnsinrK. If v o thev or their emnloves sell tn a drunk. aru, wnaicvcr injury Details such a miserable creature a ter he has re. ceivcd a drink, the seller of it is re. sponsible for all damage he incurs and irom wnicn nia lamiiy is made to suf fer. The suureme court h.t affirm-.! the constitutionality of this act, while me law against selling to minors makes a landlord liable to a loss of his li cense as well as to fine and imnrison ment. This shows the necessity of - 1 : 1 . 1 1 ' . . .aic imu viguance an tnc wnue on tne pait of men who hold licenses to sell intoxicants, in no business is there as much danger incurred by people who transact it as in the liquor trade. It not only costs a heavv sum of mnnev to secure a license to sell intoxicants. but it costs even more to esrane trouble when the law is violated to hire attorneys to enable a man to es cape me penalty ot vioiatmz the h cense laws. The road of a tavern and saloon keeper is indeed a hard one to travel, not only to keep within the law DUt to elude conspiring young men who want to secure drink, as well as to frustrate the nlots of nnlirompn who try to get landlords into trouble for the money there is in the work. It is generally conceded bv all who i . . .. nave tried it and their "names is legion," that Salvation Oil is the best liniment in the market to day. It is compounded only of the best in gredients, and-is guaranteed to be positively pure. 25 cts. Beef Will Go Up. A telegram from Cincinatti savs: A beef famine is coming; at least prices are going to be hicher than for years, if the opinion of a very intelli gent cattle buyer who travels Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky and Indiana is worth anythine. In addition to a personal knowledge of the stock on hand in those States, the gentlemsn has an extensive list of correspondents in other States. He says that for five or six years the mice of cattle has been so low that all the small farmers have ceased to raise them and devoted their attention to other nro- ducts. The result is that thousands of farmers who sold from ten to 100 head each year have now not a hoof. It is the discovery of this which has already sent uo the Drice of beef. Unlike the hog crop, the stock cannot De renewed in a few months, and therefore the price of cattle will ad vance a long time yet. Strength and Health. If you are not feclins: stroncr and healthy, try Electric Bitters. If -'La-Gripp" has left you weak and weary, use Electric Bitters. This remedy acts directly on Liver, Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiding those orcans to perform their functions. If you are afflicted with Sick Headache, you will find speedy and permanent relief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial will convince you that this is the remedy you need. Large bottles only 50c. at C A. Kleim s Drue Store. 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